Aunty Donna Podcast - I have no idea how to name this episode

Episode Date: November 15, 2017

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list-nuff production. And we're rolling everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in yet again to the Arty Donna podcast. It's my favorite podcast that I make and I'm really excited to bring you another hot episode, hotter than the hottest potato you've ever eaten from Spudbar. And this week we have a special guest don't we Zach? Yes we do. I'm back. I'm back from the food poisoning. Zach had food, in case you didn't listen in the last episode. Zach did have food poisoning, so we had a wonderful guest,
Starting point is 00:00:51 Mishwit Trip fill in. We got to the bottom. We solved the mystery of who killed Zach. And we also had a long time collaborator, friend and confidant, Sam Lingham join us. But this week, someone very special. Yeah, so unfortunately, I brought the rice that gave me the food poisoning in a week later, yesterday, gave it to Broden, he had a munch. And guess what Broden's got food poisoning now? Well, and you know, the squirts.
Starting point is 00:01:24 He's got the squirts, he's got the purts, he know, the squirts. He's got the squirts. He's got the purts. He's got the blirts. He's got the yurts. He's living in a yurt right now. He is in Mongolia, living in a yurt. He got over the food poisoning. He bought a ticket.
Starting point is 00:01:38 He moved to Mongolia. He moved to Mongolia. There was too much light, so he drew all the curts. He did. Um, he, he didn't particularly like the visitor to his house so he was being particularly curt and he didn't really want yogurt, he didn't really want cheese, he didn't and why? Jerk. Berk. Berkah. Berkah. Roor.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Berkah. Berkah. Berkah. They're in Berk Street Mall. So we've got in a special guest today. You'd probably heard of him before. If you're a fan of the NBA. If you're a fan of the Commonwealth Games, you're gonna love both of those things.
Starting point is 00:02:27 If you're a fan of the, what's the Australian basketball? NBL. NBL. Hungry Jacks presents NBL. Then you are gonna love podcasts. Guest. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Broding Kelly playing Andrew goes boy so awesome have you guys on the have you had to be on the Arty not a podcast Andrew and again teach you guys about basketball and Australia What a what a gift is to be here and Mark Andrew how are you mate? Let me just ruffle your head. Ruffle, ruffle, ruffle, ruffle. Please don't touch me.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Andrew, Jay's you're a funny little fella. And you've got a lot of bum fluff on your chin. Andrew, you're one of Australia's premier basketballers. You can say that again. Well, we'll later run in the episode. But I just wanna, what we wanna, we've got a bunch of questions.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Are loins of positively tingling, having a tingling, or an injury. We'll get over here, Mark. I mean, Zach, you've got a funny head ahead, aren't ya? You feel silly, duffer. You're reminding us, Stephen Adams from the Oklahoma City Thunder. I tried to keep the illusion just Thunder. I tried to keep the illusion just quickly.
Starting point is 00:03:45 I tried to keep the illusion that we recorded this a week after my food poisoning. But we actually are recording it on the day of coming. So I'm a bit unwell, so I'm going to leave most of the heavy lifting to Mark. Well, that's good because I've got a bit of a headache. I went out last night. I saw confidence man. Oh, well done. So they were really fun. I really enjoyed it So I was planning on leaving a lot of the head
Starting point is 00:04:12 Well, unfortunately he's not here today boys. It's just me Andrew guys the coach of the Sydney Kings Now bring a meal basket. Now now and play an entry guys. Yeah, tell me You are a tall man. You're huge. Where do you buy your pens? I'd love to know where you get them from. I'll get more pens from all kinds of shops. Target, Kmart.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Yeah. Do you go to A Mart's sports? A Mart's, he's at a great place to get your sport equipment. I'll tell you what, I've got a contact there that could get you at least 5% off. What? It's AIMS Malcolm Nash. Yeah, he works at a my Look to be honest. I probably don't as a high profile basketball. I get a fair bit of free Kid anyway, so thank you. You get free kids free kit
Starting point is 00:04:57 I'm sorry Kids called kids. Oh Three kids called kid right Australian father of the year. Oh, that's why you've got, that's why you always carry those three duffle bags around that are screaming. You can say that again. What are your records inside of? I reckon it's those kids. Yes, again. No, are they, is it the, is it the bodies of the dead kids? Yes, again.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Yeah, I don't know. Is it, uh, is it maybe just a couple of basketballs? You got it on your third. It's basketballs that teach the kids around Australia. How to dribble. And I'm not talking about water coming out of their mouth. Yeah, that's good because sometimes if you are dribbling and it is water coming out of your mouth, maybe go to a doctor's see if you've got yourself a bit of a brain bleed.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Yeah, absolutely. You should get yourself checked out. And also your prostate fell as over 40 years old. I get my get my I mean I've been getting my prostate checks since I was 21 Going on the doctors and I've been demanding it. Hey Mark taking me. Yeah, I'm so proud of you forget your prostate checked Andrew guys. Thank you so much. That means the world to me. Why don't you come give me a little kiss on the forehead? What I said why don't you give me a little kiss on the forehead? Come on make it in there. Okay, you just kiss me on the neck.
Starting point is 00:06:08 That's cool. Did that make your tingle and your loins? I mean, it made me feel uncomfortable in my skin. Oh, that's good. So I guess that's similar. Well, it's good to hear that. And it's also important to get fit with your friends. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Fitness for me is very important. It's something that I put right up there on my list of priorities and my daily routine. If I were to go through them, number one is having a happy, healthy relationship with my significant other. Can I ask a question? Where did Slam Dunk and a ball come in your top five? It probably comes in at about number three, because me, I like to slam dunk life in the balls. That's such a good youth, youth, youth in Indonesia. Now, that's a youth in, hey, youth inism, youth, youth inism is where you use an analogy
Starting point is 00:06:55 to put someone to death if they've got quite a bad illness. I would love to youth, youth inism you. Well, thank you so much. You're welcome. Now, we've got another guest coming up in a little bit, I've just decided. And he'll be talking with you about an exciting new deal that you've made recently.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Oh, yeah, we're such an exciting deal. Who have you brought in? Is this, this is your life? Great, not late 90s, channel nine show about the lives of high-profile people like Bert Newton or Peter Allen or Steve Irwin. Well, we may as well just bring him in You'll you'll take the bulk of Domino's Australia. You beauty. So we're going to bring you pizzas as long as they're healthy. So we're going to bring in the CEO of Domino's Australia Don Mige.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Mark, if you can take this from here. Well, there he is. He's walking at the door now. All right. Look at Rooster. Hey, guys, how are you today? I'm very excited about the exciting new ice cream desserts at Domino's Australia.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Don Mish, now you're um, Hey Don, catch the basketball, Don. Oh, very exciting there. Thank you so much. Now, dish it back to me. Oh, I'll dish back the ball right there you go. Don't, don't deep dish it though. Deep dish pizza.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Oh, geez, that's such a good joke, man. I could see you're a professional. I'm, I get paid for this believe it or not now Don me You are the CEO of Domino's Lately I've been noticing you have such a hot take on social media Yes, I love the way that you engage with domino's fans. Yes, just the other day I saw a video about a new product that you have in. I was
Starting point is 00:08:46 wanting to tell us about the, it was an assaulted caramel lava cake thick shape. Absolutely. We do have a great line of products and I will get to that in a moment but first I want to talk about just exactly how this deal came about. Well I was gonna, I was gonna ask Andrew Gays, have you ever had one of these lava cakes? I'll tell you what, hellbent instead of answer that, I just spit it all on my finger! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh! That's right, I mean, what was your deal that you wanted to talk to?
Starting point is 00:09:13 I just asked a breakfast on S and E. We know, mate. So, we were in Japan, we were in Japan for the... Just for clarification, you're a real person. I'm a real person. Now, when you say we, now I was, along with some of the other CEOs of various national dominoes chains,
Starting point is 00:09:32 I was not with your partner. No, not with my partner, Jeanette. Now, we were in Japan for the Pizza Convention. Lots of very interesting. Lots of sushi in Japan. Absolutely. Also, the delicious new... That is interesting, Mark. Just very interesting. That's very interesting, lots of sushi in Japan. Absolutely. Also the delicious new- That is interesting, Mark. Just very interesting.
Starting point is 00:09:47 That's very interesting. You know, I love Japan a lot of- Yeah, a lot of Japan. A lot of the city Tokyo is in Japan quite a lot. The city of Tokyo. And the exciting new- The city of Japan's attacking the Philippines. It was.
Starting point is 00:10:02 During World War II. And that's Varus New Guinea. You also got the Ginsers Shopping District. G was during World War II. And that's virus new Guinea. You also got the Ginsers shopping district. Ginsers shopping district. They got right down to New Guinea and the Americans helped fight them back. You got Rapongi, the nightclub district. They almost took Darwin.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Shinjuku, which is just a fun little area. Lots of great restaurants. They used to hide in holes and cop out in Stabia. Yes, but you know, I would argue that they were bad people now. Oh, golly. Now what's your name again? Don Mies. Don Mies, whatever. Your name is Don Mies and you're the CEO of Don Minoes. Yes, I am the CEO of Coincidence. She says it's a funny connection. What are we coincidence? I was in Turkey, I was trying the delicious new Tendory Pizza,
Starting point is 00:10:51 which we're going to roll out across the country. It's very exciting, but by mid-December we'll be rolling out all of the Tendory chicken as soon as we get our Tendory, ovens, you do all of the stores. So you're cooking the tandori chicken fresh in a tandor. Well, as soon as we get the tandor into all of our stores, we're gonna be able to do an exciting range of products. So this is really just the beginning of the tandori range.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Right. But you are bringing in tandori ovens to the store. So we've got tandors in New South Wales, and Victoria, we're rolling them out in Queensland. Tandors. So that's an exciting new oven that we've purchased. Weoria, where rolling them out in Queensland. 10 doors. So that's an exciting new oven that we've purchased. We're going to be rolling them out across the stores. That's where you make 10-dory chicken, 10-dory paneer,
Starting point is 00:11:32 10-dory mushrooms. And we're going to be able to put that on all of our pizzas very soon. Well, I ever say Indian style, I believe it's Indian style of cooking various things. Is there going to be some sort of exciting Tandoor thick shake? Absolutely, they will. Now I will get to the Tandoor thick shake. First I need to bring up my good friend,
Starting point is 00:11:52 my good friend Andrew Gays. So are you guys of Mepaphore? It's absolutely. No, Tim for years. Tell you what, he loves a basketball game. Slam, dunks and allieoops. That's absolutely right. And we hear a dominoes, we believe that,
Starting point is 00:12:05 whilst we enjoy the treat of a delicious decadent chocolate milkshake, a decadent pizza, that's a bit of a treat here at Dominoes. We also believe in the health of Australians and that's why we've got this wonderful supporter in here to talk about how to look after yourselves so you can enjoy the Dominoes treats from time to time. And what is your favorite Domino treat Mr. Gaze?
Starting point is 00:12:24 My favorite Dominoes treat is a basketball. G. I love basketball, especially when you're taking a short. Someone fails you, and you get it in, that's an extra point right there. So what a great Aussie character. I mean, will the basketball, just basketball, not basketball pizzas, just basketballs, Mr. Gays? What?
Starting point is 00:12:44 Will they be rolling out across the nation and when can we expect to have them in Donuts? So the exciting thing is we've now got an Andrew Gays in every store in Victoria and Queensland. So we're going to be rolling out an Andrew Gays in every store in New South Wales. Will there be a Andrew Gays Tandor thick shake? Absolutely, that's the most exciting thing.
Starting point is 00:13:04 So we've got the Tandor thick shake. That's one of the most exciting thing. So we've got the 10 door thick shake. That's one of the most exciting new products. Very decadent, very delicious. You've got the caramel and what price are there through guys. That's coming in at the 10 door milk shake is coming in at 695 and you can get an upgrade for $1.50 I believe. Is that right Sam? $1.50 is this podcast sponsored by Domino's?
Starting point is 00:13:24 It's not,'s not but you know it worked with Lucrate so let's get a session with shitty pizza chase let's just now we are paying you quite a bit not to say that I'm so sorry but but the most bit of regular emperor here are he too now the most exciting thing is once we roll out an Android Gaze at every store the amount of Android Gaze products we can have is it's very exciting isn't it true it's me Dawn French Dawn French and
Starting point is 00:13:53 oh my yeah so good to be on podcast and I just want to say I support Papa John Papa John's that's not an Australian chain Frenchy and that is the number one pizza chain and neo-nazis. Is it really?
Starting point is 00:14:09 Apparently. Oh my God. And I'm not a neo-nazis. Boys, they've wide-old dawn French to change the Papa John's image. Now, can I just say that's a shame that's a good story about Papa John's, because Domino's Australia is a completely Australian brand It is owned by Domino's, but it is a completely Australian brand. We love Australian brand. Yes, we do
Starting point is 00:14:30 I'm going to say, well imagine if those Japanese took it, the 1943 would have been a very different place They got me caught up back Don Meij Yes, you give Don French the time of day. Okay, because I'm not here to talk Papa John Okay, I want you not here to talk Papa John. Okay. Oh, I want to make door French deal. Come on board the Dominies. You tell him, Dawn French. Hey, Dawn French. Did you ever bear the flag coming in the Olympic Games? Oh, no, I did 2000. Yes, you did. I don't know enough about Dawn French. Dawn, can I ask you now? We've just made an exciting deal with PepsiCo, we'll be rolling out PepsiCo
Starting point is 00:15:05 with PepsiCo. I think you're a PepsiCo. I think Domino's is Coke. PepsiCo. No, we've actually just made a deal if you follow Domino. Oh my god, if you follow me, you follow me on Facebook, it's exactly us. You'll know that we've had some very exciting meetings with PepsiCo over the last few months and accumulating and we'll be rolling out some delicious Pepsi products over the whole rate. Are you all telomate it? I can get a dominoes I can get mountain dew. You absolutely you can. I can get a sun kiss. I'll meet to check with the PepsiCo. I can get a Pepsi Max. But I've got a question. I can get a Pepsi Max vanilla.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Yes you can. I can get a vulgarity man. Can I get a arm? Hey, hang out. I can hang out. Don't me. Say I'm going on a play by Broden Kelly. Just say I'm hidden over the Perth to watch the Perth world catch. Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Perth. Perth. Tom, you look at what MBL teams in Perth. I challenge you to a freestyle, guys. Of what? A freestyle swim, get in the pool, take off your pants. Geez, all right. Take off your pants.
Starting point is 00:16:12 But these are my favorite basketball shots. We will get to that question though, Andrew. Yes, but I jump in the pool. All right. In your hop. Oh, well. Oh, no. What's wrong, Dord Fridge?
Starting point is 00:16:22 I'm drowned because I haven't swam for so many years. Oh no, Dord fridge. Oh no, Dord fridge. No, no, Dord fridge. I really like your friends. No, let me get you in here. I'll resuscitate you with a sick basketball dunk. Oh wow.
Starting point is 00:16:33 I'm back baby. I have to see, this is so exciting. I have the ability to bring those back to dead, back to life. Wow. Because I'm in a drink, guys. I'm out of the air. I'm out of the air. I'm back. I'm on board with D with Don the nose and I'm gonna start plugging your shit all around all my swimming mates hey guys want to see it cool crossover with a basketball yeah a bit of a
Starting point is 00:16:55 bit of a do wow that's some exciting stuff there from Andrew Gays now that I've brought now that I've brought Jordan French back to life with the pair of basketball. Yeah. Zach, I mean, don't me. Yes, yes, Sandra Gays played my brother in Kelly. So I am going to Perth to see the Perth Wildcats take on the Nova United. Hey, we would not afford a dominoes. Well, here's the exciting thing.
Starting point is 00:17:18 We've actually just launched the dominoes anywhere, Range. Now, I don't fully understand how this app works. That's more the IT department. You say that again. But basically, you can drop, I think they call it a pin anywhere in Perth, and we're going to find you. We're going to bring you your pizza from the nearest store. We're going to bring you a pizza.
Starting point is 00:17:36 We're going to bring you a delicious Pepsi code product. Thanks to some amazing deals we've been rolling out. And also, you could get yourself a tandoori milkshake which is very exciting. We haven't rolled out the tandoors to Perth yet but we should be doing that in the third quarter next year. Third quarter of basketball the hardest one. Very good. Great. So, oh, Jordan, what's happened? No, I'm, Dawn is also still here. Good, I, I'm fine.
Starting point is 00:18:06 I'm like, he's still here as well. Um, just trying to bring this fuck list back on track. Hey, you know what, you know, when, we know when I'm, I'm my lowest, you know what I, when I'm getting those really dark thoughts,
Starting point is 00:18:18 you've got the depression. When that comes to the middle of the night, and I want to get there. What do you do when you've got the sads, man? I want to get really, really really low and I want to get aggressive I'll get in a basketball Oh A couple of layups. This is the thing. This is such an exciting job. Here I am with Dawn French a comedy idol from the
Starting point is 00:18:37 1980s through to today and here I am with Andrew Gaffer. Oh, I got a tall freezer. Yeah Yeah, that's what I've been thinking as well. Oh, sorry guys, I didn't know my name. There's me. I thought it was Fraser. I thought he was being daud Fraser, but it's actually daud Frinch the British comedian. See, here's the funny thing I've done is I heard dawn French because I said dawn French. So I assumed he meant dawn French. No no he was being dawned Fraser greatest Australian gold medalist all right now let me try this up I hate I hit eight dawn French so sometimes the thoughts become my
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Starting point is 00:20:05 That's actually something true, I've heard. Oh, it's true, I've heard. And true, guys. You dirty dog, have you been involved in an orgy? Well, I'm a first and foremost, I'm a great dad. I like to support all my kids. Second, I love my wife, she's great. But third, I have an unquenchable thirst to fuck as many people as possible. That's why we set up at the Old Olympic Village where we set up our own safe and safe place. And then we set up our own safe place. I love my wife. She's great. But third, I have an unquenchable thirst to fuck as many people as possible
Starting point is 00:20:25 That's why we set up at the Old Olympic Village. We set up our own Saints and Sinners parties Oh, that's where you come in with a mask and which is great because you can be as ugly as you want But everyone's fit as a fiddle in the Olympics you've been doing sit-ups all day That's true. So you've probably got a rip-up on and it's just great to get your fuck on and this is a great opportunity So you could get your fuck on So that was the old Olympic motto down at the village in the Sydney 2000 Olympics Get your fuck on. I'll tell you what I'll tell you what's really interesting You say that daughter Fraser and Don Mish
Starting point is 00:21:02 Yeah When when I was at the Olympics and all the Russians were taking all the steroids that they got caught for quite recently they were shoving needles up their ass all day and all night to try to win gold medals. It's gonna tell you something right now. Yeah. That way may have been bent because they'll win all the gold but boy did they smash hard. They smashed me left. They smash me right. I love smash it Russian drug addicts You know it was it was a time when it was what female boy I was going around real wasn't let me tell you It is at work. Oh boy. Am I?
Starting point is 00:21:36 I'm sorry, can I just double-check? No, not until now. Well, essentially it's like Not until now. Well, essentially it's like, I don't know. But, you all the joy, don't you? Yeah, it's real. What? Who gets sometimes get up to about a meter wide? And you can just take in the whole
Starting point is 00:21:57 of a big village like a war mug. And I'm excited to announce today, but we'll be rolling out Russian steroids across all of our stores. Oh, that's fantastic. There are 10-dory Russian steroids, basketball, thick shake. Absolutely, you can. It's very decadent. We've got the needle with the steroids in it. It's a very decadent sterile. It's a very decadent sterile.
Starting point is 00:22:19 It's a caramel in it. Well, for a dollar extra, yes. So we've got the steroids, the regular steroids. That's a dollar that's a dollar ninety five a shot Baked on me. Yes. Say I'm heading to the New South Wales region of Ilowar and I see the Ilowara Hawks take on the Brisbane Bullets. Oh, yes Yes, yes, yes, those great Ilowara Hawks. We're gonna get more Domino's Peter Well, here's the thing firstly. I just want to say I just want to guarantee you I'm gonna get more Domino's Peter! Well, here's the thing. Firstly, I just want to say, I just want to guarantee to you, I'm gonna get your Peter anytime, anywhere. Oh, you beauty! You better watch the top!
Starting point is 00:22:52 You've got, well it is a decadent, it's a bit of a treat, Domino's Peter, it's a decadent treat. Now, we wouldn't say you should be having Domino's every day. We really, our motto here is a decadent treat, but if you're, you're an Ilawara, are you? Not really. I'm in the podcast. Presently speaking. Presently. Very good. Now, I actually went down to Ilawara recently because their store manager has an amazing story. Eight years he's been with the dominoes with the show. Ilawara is a region, not a town. Absolutely. Well, I was in one of the dominoes. I don't exactly know. I got driven there. There was a store manager there, Michael. He's been with dominoes Australia
Starting point is 00:23:29 for eight years. He thinks it's a wonderful way to move forward, progress through life. His favorite pizza is the pepperoni pizza. We've actually awarded him with a fantastic prize of the Domino Star Award And I think he would make you a delicious pizza. I had a bite of his pepperoni pizza. It was very nice. I'm gonna question for you. Say I was heading to New Zealand. Well, that's a fantastic question. They're bro And I'm Don Measier of Domino's I mean Gaze is my name buskballs me game
Starting point is 00:24:11 Don me now I'm Don Measie of of Domino's Australia, but I have a great relationship with Domino's New Zealand And I think I think you'd find some quality products. We have great relationships And I was actually talking to the CEO. Don't know if I'm asked. Yeah, free me. If I may, Mark. If I may. Dawn. Now, I was in Japan recently
Starting point is 00:24:31 at the Domino's Convention. Oh, those monsters? To the CEO. They're gonna take your country. I think 42. Oh, well, that's a little bit racist and I was talking to the CEO of Domino's New Zealand. It's not right, it's just fact. I've got his phone number right now.
Starting point is 00:24:43 I'll give him a call. You tell me what pizza you want. I'm sure we can organize something. Oh, thank you so much Don't be a little bit of a different Triebus for Andrew guys. Thank you all Some these like so many people know that you are the the CEO of dominoes So many people know that you were born in rockhampton and Queensland, Australia But you grew up in Pupp and you guinea. This is all common knowledge Everyone knows that you're the middle child with the family. Yeah, everybody knows this.
Starting point is 00:25:08 What a lot of people don't know is that you admitted that up to 2,400 of the pizza chain dominoes staff were underpaid while blasting whistle blowing former franchises as blackmailing criminals. Okay, now what we'd like to know is we'd like, this is a true fact that our researchers have brought up recently. It's a shame, I would be like to know why, why you were blasting whistle blowing former franchises
Starting point is 00:25:33 as blackmailing criminals when Domino's Australia has admitted to underpaying 2,400 of the pizza chain stuff. And this is a true fact that you can look up on Dom Meijers. We could be very happy. Okay, that's a shame that we've had to bring this to this. Zack's love of Dom Meij is much less complicated than you've decided to make it now. But if I may, Domino's Australia is a franchise. Now you're not actually looking at a large chain restaurant.
Starting point is 00:26:02 When you go to a Domino's, you're actually going to a mum and pop restaurant. Much like an Italian pizza-error around the corner, dominoes Australia, if you're going to one of our stores, you're actually going to a franchisee store. Now, if they're choosing to underpay people, that is a shame, and that's something we're definitely working on. And if I can just jump into the defense,
Starting point is 00:26:21 you can see the dominoes. Thank you, thank you. Sometimes life's complicated. It is sometimes in a much like a basketball game. Sometimes those they're gonna just set up a simple zone defense. But sometimes they'll go man on man. And look, they'll go man on man and run a cage defense. We'll they block you into the back half
Starting point is 00:26:38 and you've got to get it over the half-court and eight seconds. But hey, you just got to roll with the punches. Much like our boys in Japan. And I guess that's exactly why someone like Don Meas has been awarded the Brisbane Lord Mayor's Channel 7 Business Personal Award 2015. Absolutely. You've talked about difficult choices there. You've referenced the basketball, yeah. You've talked about difficult choices. Now, some people like to make difficult or unpopular choices. Well, unpopular choice. A lot of people like to make is anchovies on their pizza. Now I just wanted to do a little straw pole of the podcast here. Who here has anchovies on their pizza? Andrew?
Starting point is 00:27:13 Oh, I have them occasionally. It's too salty for me though. I prefer the veggie sores. Oh, very good. A veggie sores is delicious. Now you really do need to try the new vegetarian range room. We've updated the menu and the vegetarian tenderly pizza is quite delicious. Now Mark, do you have anchovies on your pizza or maybe even pineapple, the dreaded pineapple? One of my favorite pizzas of all time is either a simple cheese margarita pizza with anchovies or even perhaps a pepperoni pizza with anchovies those are two of my favorite pizzas That's a very controversial choice there moving on from any of the other topics. How delicious are pizzas? What the fuck do you know? I love delicious pizza. Sorry now I'm gonna tell you some more about basketball Will basketball is a sport? Why that? You used to start with controversial
Starting point is 00:28:00 Peach baskets What the fuck? You you should a page book Sorry to a page basket stop. I just stop What the fuck is do you mean by controversial? I just some people don't like their anchovies. I love anchovies. I love aged aged jalapenos and Chovies and delicious a double pepperoni for me. That's a piece of shit Sorry, please keep going on Andrew Gays I can't listen to this fucking Piece of shit over here. Oh, this is a real shame. I was really hoping Don Meas should listen to this get a real jolly out of it
Starting point is 00:28:36 Maybe I'd get some free dominoes You're really ruining my fucking chances there. Well, I hope I get some free time Meesh, I hope I get free tickets time. Sorry, but I'm gonna get free tickets to see the Cindy Keaton's take on Melbourne United. Anyway, did you know basketball started out, not with baskets, but with peach buckets. You'd show the basketball, I think climb up and have to get the ball out
Starting point is 00:28:56 of the peach bucket. Is that true? That's true. Can I just say? So the peaches, you throw peaches into the peach bucket. No, so, I'm just, just no they take all peach buckets that you would have put pages in no more peaches in there anymore and then you get a ball maybe I don't know a carnival You're dribbling around with your mates a basketball
Starting point is 00:29:20 Well, I don't know if they had them in that time. I couldn't say for sure So and then you're a basketball started get up and tell the player with the cricket ball. Can I get through, I feel like you're having a go, I'm not having a go, man, I'm not having a go. That's very aggressive here, Mark. You've got me, CEO of Domino's Australia here. And I'm excited about bringing cheap, cheap, delicious, 200, 400 lives. Mark, Mark. 2,400 lives. I challenge you.
Starting point is 00:29:48 That's the franchise. So one-on-one. One-on-one. Mark versus Andrew Gays in a cook-off. Let's get the best Veele Scalapini. And whoever you could do, the new Tenduri pizza. You're on, Don Meeche.
Starting point is 00:30:01 I love the challenge you and a Veele Scalapini cooking competition. Ben Wogblood. I got I got real-schooler painting coming out of my pores That's a fantastic idea there maybe instead of real-schooler painting you could do a delicious Ancho v. Pizza I just don't understand I've come on your podcast. I'm Don Meej and you yell it at me. You've got me Don Meej. I'm just saying we're guys. I just say if we came up with a great idea for a lazy Gullipini.
Starting point is 00:30:36 I'm Gaze Hitta. You've upset Andrew Gaze. I have an upset Andrew Gaze. I have an upset Andrew Gaze. I have an upset Andrew Gaze. He's the man of steel. Are you up there right now, Andrew? I'm gonna tell you what I haven't been this grumpy since they,
Starting point is 00:30:45 with its FIFA made that awful call of the Olympics to push it out of the bronze medal. That wasn't a block, that was a charge of best. Here's my thing, Andrew Gays. We're coming on this podcast as guests, and this, this anti-donna representative is upsetting us. I'm gonna say, fuck and count. This wall, you can't, you can't, you can't,
Starting point is 00:31:02 you can't, you can't, you can't, Mark, you're a fuck, you can't, you're a can't fuck, you're a fuck can't. You're a can't, you're a can't. You're a can't, you're a can't. You're a can't, you're a can't fuck. Donald, I'm Donald Meij, CEO of Dominos Australia. Mac Vanale, you're a can't fuck can't. Don Meij, Andrew goes mark if I have Offended you in any way by calling it all by calling you done a whistle blowing piece of shit
Starting point is 00:31:32 Well, I'm not the whistle alright. I think if you get apologizing. I'm apologizing that You're fucking war now the core your fucking mouth Pologizing You're fucking mouth. Okay, I'm apologizing. All right. Oh, Jesus. You can't shut your can't face. Can't.
Starting point is 00:31:48 I'm fucking apologizing. You're dumb can't. Can you fucking shut your dumb can't face? For one fucking second, let me fucking apologize. Can't. Now on the UU, you fucking can't, guys. I'm sorry. I'm gay.
Starting point is 00:32:00 You shut your fucking mouth. You basketball fuck. All right. I fucking come on here I invite you dumb cunts to this fucking podcast and I try to fucking apologize Fuck you. Fuck you. So here's a thing man. I'm just trying to I'm just trying to sell my new delicious Rage of shakes. We got the fucking we got the fucking ice cream machine We've rolled that out across every fucking store in Australia. You think it's easy. I've got I've got fucking coke
Starting point is 00:32:26 Coke a coke a coke a drop and out of the fucking company I'm I'm I'm trying to scramble together a deal with Pepsi. You know I get a fucking word in edge race Can I have fucking word in it? Is this the fucking Don Meag fuck your fucking turn? Fuck you fucking all fucking podcasts. I want to thank everyone so fucking much for this Shut up, I'm not fucking that, don't you talk Don't you dare talk I'm proud of Rob that, I'm proud of that I'm not a delicious ice cream machine Matt, it's Don Meach, listen you fucking cuck
Starting point is 00:32:56 I fuck you cuck I just wanted to come on and teach some fucking kids I'm happy that I really fucking good sport to play fucking baskets And I just wanted some fucking and treats for under $10 I'll have you that are really fucking good sport to play fucking baskets and fucking treats run to ten dollars You dumb cunts fucking come on the one fucking podcast You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-apisode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com See you next week!

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