Aunty Donna Podcast - I have no idea how to name this episode
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Thank you so much for tuning in yet again to the Arty Donna podcast. It's my
favorite podcast that I make and I'm really excited to bring you another hot episode, hotter
than the hottest potato you've ever eaten from Spudbar. And this week we have a special
guest don't we Zach? Yes we do. I'm back. I'm back from the food poisoning. Zach had
food, in case you didn't listen in the last episode.
Zach did have food poisoning, so we had a wonderful guest,
Mishwit Trip fill in. We got to the bottom. We solved the mystery of who killed Zach.
And we also had a long time collaborator, friend and confidant,
Sam Lingham join us. But this week, someone very special.
Yeah, so unfortunately, I brought the rice
that gave me the food poisoning in a week later,
yesterday, gave it to Broden, he had a munch.
And guess what Broden's got food poisoning now?
Well, and you know, the squirts.
He's got the squirts, he's got the purts, he know, the squirts. He's got the squirts.
He's got the purts.
He's got the blirts.
He's got the yurts.
He's living in a yurt right now.
He is in Mongolia, living in a yurt.
He got over the food poisoning.
He bought a ticket.
He moved to Mongolia.
He moved to Mongolia.
There was too much light, so he drew all the curts.
He did.
Um, he, he didn't particularly like the visitor to his house so he was
being particularly curt and he didn't really want yogurt, he didn't really want cheese, he didn't and why? Jerk. Berk. Berkah.
Berkah.
Roor.
Berkah.
Berkah.
Berkah.
They're in Berk Street Mall.
So we've got in a special guest today.
You'd probably heard of him before.
If you're a fan of the NBA.
If you're a fan of the Commonwealth Games, you're gonna love both of those things.
If you're a fan of the, what's the Australian basketball? NBL. NBL. Hungry Jacks presents
NBL. Then you are gonna love podcasts. Guest. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Broding Kelly playing
Andrew goes boy so awesome have you guys on the have you had to be on the Arty not a podcast
Andrew and again teach you guys about basketball and Australia
What a what a gift is to be here and Mark Andrew how are you mate?
Let me just ruffle your head.
Ruffle, ruffle, ruffle, ruffle.
Please don't touch me.
Andrew,
Jay's you're a funny little fella.
And you've got a lot of bum fluff on your chin.
Andrew,
you're one of Australia's premier basketballers.
You can say that again.
Well, we'll later run in the episode.
But I just wanna, what we wanna, we've got a bunch of questions.
Are loins of positively tingling,
having a tingling, or an injury.
We'll get over here, Mark.
I mean, Zach, you've got a funny head ahead, aren't ya?
You feel silly, duffer.
You're reminding us, Stephen Adams
from the Oklahoma City Thunder.
I tried to keep the illusion just Thunder. I tried to keep the illusion just quickly.
I tried to keep the illusion that we recorded this a week after my food poisoning.
But we actually are recording it on the day of coming.
So I'm a bit unwell, so I'm going to leave most of the heavy lifting to Mark.
Well, that's good because I've got a bit of a headache.
I went out last night. I saw confidence man.
Oh, well done.
So they were really fun. I really enjoyed it
So I was planning on leaving a lot of the head
Well, unfortunately he's not here today boys. It's just me Andrew guys the coach of the Sydney Kings
Now bring a meal basket. Now now and play an entry guys. Yeah, tell me
You are a tall man.
You're huge.
Where do you buy your pens?
I'd love to know where you get them from.
I'll get more pens from all kinds of shops.
Target, Kmart.
Yeah.
Do you go to A Mart's sports?
A Mart's, he's at a great place to get your sport equipment.
I'll tell you what, I've got a contact there
that could get you at least 5% off.
What? It's AIMS Malcolm Nash. Yeah, he works at a my
Look to be honest. I probably don't as a high profile basketball. I get a fair bit of free
Kid anyway, so thank you. You get free kids free kit
I'm sorry
Kids called kids. Oh
Three kids called kid right Australian father of the year. Oh, that's why you've got, that's why you always carry those three duffle bags around that are screaming.
You can say that again. What are your records inside of?
I reckon it's those kids.
Yes, again.
No, are they, is it the, is it the bodies of the dead kids?
Yes, again.
Yeah, I don't know. Is it, uh, is it maybe just a couple of basketballs?
You got it on your third. It's basketballs that teach the kids around Australia.
How to dribble.
And I'm not talking about water coming out of their mouth.
Yeah, that's good because sometimes if you are dribbling
and it is water coming out of your mouth,
maybe go to a doctor's see if you've got yourself
a bit of a brain bleed.
Yeah, absolutely.
You should get yourself checked out.
And also your prostate fell as over 40 years old. I get my get my I mean I've been getting my prostate checks since I was 21
Going on the doctors and I've been demanding it. Hey Mark taking me. Yeah, I'm so proud of you forget your prostate checked
Andrew guys. Thank you so much. That means the world to me. Why don't you come give me a little kiss on the forehead?
What I said why don't you give me a little kiss on the forehead?
Come on make it in there.
Okay, you just kiss me on the neck.
That's cool.
Did that make your tingle and your loins?
I mean, it made me feel uncomfortable in my skin.
Oh, that's good.
So I guess that's similar.
Well, it's good to hear that.
And it's also important to get fit with your friends.
Yeah.
Fitness for me is very important.
It's something that I put right up there on my list of priorities
and my daily routine. If I were to go through them, number one is having a happy, healthy
relationship with my significant other.
Can I ask a question? Where did Slam Dunk and a ball come in your top five?
It probably comes in at about number three, because me, I like to slam dunk life in the balls.
That's such a good youth, youth, youth in Indonesia.
Now, that's a youth in, hey, youth inism, youth, youth inism is where you use an analogy
to put someone to death if they've got quite a bad illness.
I would love to youth, youth inism you.
Well, thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Now, we've got another guest coming up
in a little bit, I've just decided.
And he'll be talking with you about an exciting new deal
that you've made recently.
Oh, yeah, we're such an exciting deal.
Who have you brought in?
Is this, this is your life?
Great, not late 90s, channel nine show about the lives of high-profile people like
Bert Newton or Peter Allen or Steve Irwin. Well, we may as well just bring him in
You'll you'll take the bulk of Domino's Australia. You beauty.
So we're going to bring you pizzas as long as they're healthy.
So we're going to bring in the CEO of Domino's Australia Don Mige.
Mark, if you can take this from here.
Well, there he is.
He's walking at the door now.
All right.
Look at Rooster.
Hey, guys, how are you today?
I'm very excited about the exciting new ice cream desserts
at Domino's Australia.
Don Mish, now you're um,
Hey Don, catch the basketball, Don.
Oh, very exciting there.
Thank you so much.
Now, dish it back to me.
Oh, I'll dish back the ball right there you go.
Don't, don't deep dish it though.
Deep dish pizza.
Oh, geez, that's such a good joke, man.
I could see you're a professional.
I'm, I get paid for this believe it or not now Don me
You are the CEO of
Domino's
Lately I've been noticing you have such a hot take on social media
Yes, I love the way that you engage with domino's fans. Yes, just the other day
I saw a video about a new product that you have in. I was
wanting to tell us about the, it was an assaulted caramel lava cake thick
shape. Absolutely. We do have a great line of products and I will get to that in a
moment but first I want to talk about just exactly how this deal came about.
Well I was gonna, I was gonna ask Andrew Gays, have you ever had one of these
lava cakes? I'll tell you what, hellbent instead of answer that, I just spit it all on my finger!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh!
That's right, I mean, what was your deal that you wanted to talk to?
I just asked a breakfast on S and E.
We know, mate.
So, we were in Japan, we were in Japan for the...
Just for clarification, you're a real person.
I'm a real person.
Now, when you say we,
now I was, along with some of the other CEOs
of various national dominoes chains,
I was not with your partner.
No, not with my partner, Jeanette.
Now, we were in Japan for the Pizza Convention.
Lots of very interesting.
Lots of sushi in Japan.
Absolutely. Also, the delicious new...
That is interesting, Mark. Just very interesting. That's very interesting, lots of sushi in Japan. Absolutely. Also the delicious new- That is interesting, Mark.
Just very interesting.
That's very interesting.
You know, I love Japan a lot of-
Yeah, a lot of Japan.
A lot of the city Tokyo is in Japan quite a lot.
The city of Tokyo.
And the exciting new-
The city of Japan's attacking the Philippines.
It was.
During World War II.
And that's Varus New Guinea. You also got the Ginsers Shopping District. G was during World War II. And that's virus new Guinea.
You also got the Ginsers shopping district.
Ginsers shopping district.
They got right down to New Guinea
and the Americans helped fight them back.
You got Rapongi, the nightclub district.
They almost took Darwin.
Shinjuku, which is just a fun little area.
Lots of great restaurants.
They used to hide in holes and cop out in Stabia. Yes, but you know,
I would argue that they were bad people now. Oh, golly. Now what's your name again?
Don Mies. Don Mies, whatever. Your name is Don Mies and you're the CEO of Don Minoes. Yes,
I am the CEO of Coincidence. She says it's a funny connection.
What are we coincidence?
I was in Turkey, I was trying the delicious new Tendory Pizza,
which we're going to roll out across the country.
It's very exciting, but by mid-December we'll be rolling out all of the Tendory chicken
as soon as we get our Tendory, ovens, you do all of the stores.
So you're cooking
the tandori chicken fresh in a tandor.
Well, as soon as we get the tandor into all of our stores,
we're gonna be able to do an exciting range of products.
So this is really just the beginning of the tandori range.
Right.
But you are bringing in tandori ovens to the store.
So we've got tandors in New South Wales,
and Victoria, we're rolling them out in Queensland.
Tandors. So that's an exciting new oven that we've purchased. Weoria, where rolling them out in Queensland. 10 doors.
So that's an exciting new oven that we've purchased.
We're going to be rolling them out across the stores.
That's where you make 10-dory chicken, 10-dory paneer,
10-dory mushrooms.
And we're going to be able to put that on all of our pizzas very soon.
Well, I ever say Indian style, I believe it's Indian style
of cooking various things.
Is there going to be some sort of exciting Tandoor thick shake?
Absolutely, they will.
Now I will get to the Tandoor thick shake.
First I need to bring up my good friend,
my good friend Andrew Gays.
So are you guys of Mepaphore?
It's absolutely.
No, Tim for years.
Tell you what, he loves a basketball game.
Slam, dunks and allieoops.
That's absolutely right.
And we hear a dominoes, we believe that,
whilst we enjoy the treat of a delicious
decadent chocolate milkshake, a decadent pizza,
that's a bit of a treat here at Dominoes.
We also believe in the health of Australians
and that's why we've got this wonderful supporter
in here to talk about how to look after yourselves
so you can enjoy the Dominoes treats from time to time.
And what is your favorite Domino treat Mr. Gaze?
My favorite Dominoes treat is a basketball.
G. I love basketball, especially when you're taking a short.
Someone fails you, and you get it in,
that's an extra point right there.
So what a great Aussie character.
I mean, will the basketball, just basketball,
not basketball pizzas, just basketballs, Mr. Gays?
What?
Will they be rolling out across the nation
and when can we expect to have them in Donuts?
So the exciting thing is we've now got an Andrew Gays
in every store in Victoria and Queensland.
So we're going to be rolling out an Andrew Gays
in every store in New South Wales.
Will there be a Andrew Gays Tandor thick shake?
Absolutely, that's the most exciting thing.
So we've got the Tandor thick shake. That's one of the most exciting thing. So we've got the 10 door thick shake.
That's one of the most exciting new products.
Very decadent, very delicious.
You've got the caramel and what price are there through guys.
That's coming in at the 10 door milk shake is coming in at 695
and you can get an upgrade for $1.50 I believe.
Is that right Sam?
$1.50 is this podcast sponsored by Domino's?
It's not,'s not but you
know it worked with Lucrate so let's get a session with shitty pizza
chase let's just now we are paying you quite a bit not to say that I'm so sorry
but but the most bit of regular emperor here are he too now the most exciting
thing is once we roll out an Android Gaze at every store the amount of Android Gaze products we can have is
it's very exciting isn't it true
it's me Dawn French
Dawn French and
oh my
yeah
so good to be on podcast and I just want to say
I support Papa John
Papa John's that's not an Australian chain
Frenchy
and that is the number one pizza chain and neo-nazis.
Is it really?
Apparently.
Oh my God.
And I'm not a neo-nazis.
Boys, they've wide-old dawn French to change the Papa John's image.
Now, can I just say that's a shame
that's a good story about Papa John's,
because Domino's Australia is a completely Australian brand
It is owned by Domino's, but it is a completely Australian brand. We love Australian brand. Yes, we do
I'm going to say, well imagine if those Japanese took it, the 1943 would have been a very different place
They got me caught up back Don Meij
Yes, you give Don French the time of day. Okay, because I'm not here to talk Papa John
Okay, I want you not here to talk Papa John. Okay. Oh, I
want to make door French deal. Come on board the Dominies. You tell him, Dawn French. Hey,
Dawn French. Did you ever bear the flag coming in the Olympic Games? Oh, no, I did 2000.
Yes, you did. I don't know enough about Dawn French.
Dawn, can I ask you now? We've just made an exciting deal with PepsiCo, we'll be rolling out PepsiCo
with PepsiCo. I think you're a PepsiCo. I think Domino's is Coke.
PepsiCo. No, we've actually just made a deal if you follow Domino.
Oh my god, if you follow me, you follow me on Facebook, it's exactly us.
You'll know that we've had some very exciting meetings with PepsiCo over the last few months and accumulating and we'll be rolling out some delicious Pepsi products over the whole rate.
Are you all telomate it? I can get a dominoes I can get mountain dew.
You absolutely you can. I can get a sun kiss.
I'll meet to check with the PepsiCo. I can get a Pepsi Max.
But I've got a question. I can get a Pepsi Max vanilla.
Yes you can. I can get a vulgarity man.
Can I get a arm?
Hey, hang out.
I can hang out.
Don't me.
Say I'm going on a play by Broden Kelly.
Just say I'm hidden over the Perth to watch the Perth world catch.
Yes, yes.
Perth.
Perth.
Tom, you look at what MBL teams in Perth.
I challenge you to a freestyle, guys.
Of what?
A freestyle swim, get in the pool, take off your pants.
Geez, all right.
Take off your pants.
But these are my favorite basketball shots.
We will get to that question though, Andrew.
Yes, but I jump in the pool.
All right.
In your hop.
Oh, well.
Oh, no.
What's wrong, Dord Fridge?
I'm drowned because I haven't swam for so many years.
Oh no, Dord fridge.
Oh no, Dord fridge.
No, no, Dord fridge.
I really like your friends.
No, let me get you in here.
I'll resuscitate you with a sick basketball dunk.
Oh wow.
I'm back baby.
I have to see, this is so exciting.
I have the ability to bring those back to dead, back to life.
Wow.
Because I'm in a drink, guys.
I'm out of the air.
I'm out of the air. I'm back. I'm on board with D with Don the nose and I'm gonna start plugging your shit all around all my swimming
mates hey guys want to see it cool crossover with a basketball yeah a bit of a
bit of a do wow that's some exciting stuff there from Andrew Gays now that I've brought
now that I've brought Jordan French back to life with the pair of basketball.
Yeah.
Zach, I mean, don't me.
Yes, yes, Sandra Gays played my brother in Kelly.
So I am going to Perth to see the Perth Wildcats take on the Nova United.
Hey, we would not afford a dominoes.
Well, here's the exciting thing.
We've actually just launched the dominoes anywhere, Range.
Now, I don't fully understand how this app works.
That's more the IT department.
You say that again.
But basically, you can drop, I think they call it a pin anywhere
in Perth, and we're going to find you.
We're going to bring you your pizza from the nearest store.
We're going to bring you a pizza.
We're going to bring you a delicious Pepsi
code product.
Thanks to some amazing deals we've been rolling out.
And also, you could get yourself a tandoori milkshake
which is very exciting. We haven't rolled out the tandoors to Perth yet but we should be doing that in the third quarter next year. Third quarter of basketball the hardest one. Very good.
Great. So, oh, Jordan, what's happened? No, I'm, Dawn is also still here.
Good, I,
I'm fine.
I'm like, he's still here as well.
Um, just trying to
bring this
fuck list back on track.
Hey, you know what,
you know, when, we know when I'm,
I'm my lowest, you know what I,
when I'm getting those really dark thoughts,
you've got the depression.
When that comes to the middle of the night,
and I want to get there.
What do you do when you've got the sads, man?
I want to get really, really really low and I want to get aggressive
I'll get in a basketball
Oh
A couple of layups. This is the thing. This is such an exciting job. Here I am with Dawn French a comedy idol from the
1980s through to today and here I am with Andrew Gaffer. Oh, I got a tall freezer. Yeah
Yeah, that's what I've been thinking as well.
Oh, sorry guys, I didn't know my name. There's me. I thought it was Fraser. I thought he was
being daud Fraser, but it's actually daud Frinch the British comedian. See, here's the
funny thing I've done is I heard dawn French because I said dawn French. So I assumed
he meant dawn French. No no he was being dawned
Fraser greatest Australian gold medalist all right now let me try this
up I hate I hit eight dawn French so sometimes the thoughts become my
thought you need a basketball Wow Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum on the making of filming of Titanic. That's one of the best sketch specials I've ever seen. Thank you. Also, why'd you steal the flag?
Well, alright, as long as the world is still all over the place.
Okay.
Basically, basically, there's a lot of stuff going on in the old Olympic village.
Yes. Stuff that you've... not athletes aren't privy to.
Yes.
A lot of orgies.
Yeah.
That's actually something true, I've heard. Oh, it's true, I've heard. And true, guys. You dirty dog, have you been involved in an orgy?
Well, I'm a first and foremost, I'm a great dad.
I like to support all my kids.
Second, I love my wife, she's great.
But third, I have an unquenchable thirst
to fuck as many people as possible.
That's why we set up at the Old Olympic Village
where we set up our own safe and safe place. And then we set up our own safe place. I love my wife. She's great. But third, I have an unquenchable thirst to fuck as many people as possible
That's why we set up at the Old Olympic Village. We set up our own Saints and Sinners parties
Oh, that's where you come in with a mask and which is great because you can be as ugly as you want
But everyone's fit as a fiddle in the Olympics you've been doing sit-ups all day
That's true. So you've probably got a rip-up on and it's just great to get your fuck on and this is a great opportunity
So you could get your fuck on
So that was the old Olympic motto down at the village in the Sydney 2000 Olympics
Get your fuck on. I'll tell you what I'll tell you what's really interesting
You say that daughter Fraser and Don Mish
Yeah
When when I was at the Olympics and all the Russians were taking all the steroids that
they got caught for quite recently they were shoving needles up their ass all day
and all night to try to win gold medals. It's gonna tell you something right now.
Yeah. That way may have been bent because they'll win all the gold but boy did they
smash hard. They smashed me left. They smash me right. I love smash it Russian drug addicts
You know it was it was a time when it was what female boy I was going around real wasn't let me tell you
It is at work. Oh boy. Am I?
I'm sorry, can I just double-check? No, not until now. Well, essentially it's like
Not until now. Well, essentially it's like,
I don't know.
But, you all the joy, don't you?
Yeah, it's real.
What?
Who gets sometimes get up to about a meter wide?
And you can just take in the whole
of a big village like a war mug.
And I'm excited to announce today,
but we'll be rolling out Russian steroids across all of our stores.
Oh, that's fantastic.
There are 10-dory Russian steroids, basketball, thick shake.
Absolutely, you can. It's very decadent. We've got the needle with the steroids in it.
It's a very decadent sterile.
It's a very decadent sterile.
It's a caramel in it.
Well, for a dollar extra, yes.
So we've got the steroids, the regular steroids. That's a dollar that's a dollar ninety five a shot
Baked on me. Yes. Say I'm heading to the
New South Wales region of Ilowar and I see the Ilowara Hawks take on the Brisbane Bullets. Oh, yes
Yes, yes, yes, those great Ilowara Hawks. We're gonna get more Domino's Peter
Well, here's the thing firstly. I just want to say I just want to guarantee you I'm gonna get more Domino's Peter! Well, here's the thing. Firstly, I just want to say, I just want to guarantee to you, I'm gonna get your Peter anytime, anywhere.
Oh, you beauty! You better watch the top!
You've got, well it is a decadent, it's a bit of a treat, Domino's Peter, it's a decadent treat.
Now, we wouldn't say you should be having Domino's every day.
We really, our motto here is a decadent treat, but if you're, you're an Ilawara, are you? Not really. I'm in the podcast.
Presently speaking. Presently. Very good. Now, I actually went down to Ilawara recently
because their store manager has an amazing story. Eight years he's been with the dominoes
with the show. Ilawara is a region, not a town.
Absolutely. Well, I was in one of the dominoes. I don't exactly know. I got
driven there. There was a store manager there, Michael. He's been with dominoes Australia
for eight years. He thinks it's a wonderful way to move forward, progress through life.
His favorite pizza is the pepperoni pizza. We've actually awarded him with a fantastic
prize of the Domino Star Award
And I think he would make you a delicious pizza. I had a bite of his pepperoni pizza. It was very nice.
I'm gonna question for you. Say I was heading to New Zealand. Well, that's a fantastic question. They're bro
And I'm Don Measier of Domino's
I mean
Gaze is my name buskballs me game
Don me now I'm Don Measie of of Domino's Australia, but I have a great relationship with Domino's New Zealand
And I think I think you'd find some quality products. We have great relationships
And I was actually talking to the CEO. Don't know if I'm asked.
Yeah, free me.
If I may, Mark.
If I may.
Dawn.
Now, I was in Japan recently
at the Domino's Convention.
Oh, those monsters?
To the CEO. They're gonna take your country.
I think 42.
Oh, well, that's a little bit racist
and I was talking to the CEO of Domino's New Zealand.
It's not right, it's just fact.
I've got his phone number right now.
I'll give him a call.
You tell me what pizza you want. I'm sure we can organize something. Oh, thank you so much
Don't be a little bit of a different
Triebus for Andrew guys. Thank you all
Some these like so many people know that you are the the CEO of dominoes
So many people know that you were born in rockhampton and Queensland, Australia
But you grew up in Pupp and you guinea. This is all common knowledge
Everyone knows that you're the middle child with the family. Yeah, everybody knows this.
What a lot of people don't know is that you admitted
that up to 2,400 of the pizza chain dominoes
staff were underpaid while blasting whistle blowing
former franchises as blackmailing criminals.
Okay, now what we'd like to know is we'd like,
this is a true fact that our researchers have brought up recently.
It's a shame, I would be like to know why,
why you were blasting whistle blowing former franchises
as blackmailing criminals when Domino's Australia
has admitted to underpaying 2,400 of the pizza chain stuff.
And this is a true fact that you can look up on Dom Meijers.
We could be very happy.
Okay, that's a shame that we've had to bring this to this.
Zack's love of Dom Meij is much less complicated than you've decided to make it now.
But if I may, Domino's Australia is a franchise.
Now you're not actually looking at a large chain restaurant.
When you go to a Domino's, you're actually going to a mum and pop restaurant.
Much like an Italian pizza-error around the corner,
dominoes Australia, if you're going to one of our stores,
you're actually going to a franchisee store.
Now, if they're choosing to underpay people,
that is a shame, and that's something
we're definitely working on.
And if I can just jump into the defense,
you can see the dominoes.
Thank you, thank you.
Sometimes life's complicated.
It is sometimes in a much like a basketball game.
Sometimes those they're gonna just set up a simple zone defense.
But sometimes they'll go man on man.
And look, they'll go man on man and run a cage defense.
We'll they block you into the back half
and you've got to get it over the half-court and eight seconds.
But hey, you just got to roll with the punches.
Much like our boys in Japan. And I guess that's exactly why someone like Don Meas has been awarded the Brisbane Lord
Mayor's Channel 7 Business Personal Award 2015. Absolutely. You've talked about difficult
choices there. You've referenced the basketball, yeah. You've talked about difficult choices.
Now, some people like to make difficult or unpopular choices. Well, unpopular choice. A lot
of people like to make is anchovies on their pizza. Now I just wanted to do a little straw pole of the podcast
here. Who here has anchovies on their pizza? Andrew?
Oh, I have them occasionally. It's too salty for me though. I prefer the veggie
sores. Oh, very good. A veggie sores is delicious. Now you really do need to try the
new vegetarian range room. We've updated the menu and the vegetarian tenderly pizza is quite delicious. Now Mark, do you have anchovies on your pizza
or maybe even pineapple, the dreaded pineapple? One of my favorite pizzas of all time is either a simple
cheese margarita pizza with anchovies or even perhaps a pepperoni pizza with anchovies those are two of my favorite pizzas
That's a very controversial choice there moving on from any of the other topics. How delicious are pizzas?
What the fuck do you know? I love delicious pizza. Sorry now I'm gonna tell you some more about basketball
Will basketball is a sport? Why that? You used to start with controversial
Peach baskets
What the fuck? You you should a page book Sorry to a page basket stop. I just stop
What the fuck is do you mean by controversial?
I just some people don't like their anchovies. I love anchovies. I love aged aged jalapenos and
Chovies and delicious a double pepperoni for me. That's a piece of shit
Sorry, please keep going on Andrew Gays
I can't listen to this fucking
Piece of shit over here. Oh, this is a real shame. I was really hoping Don Meas should listen to this get a real jolly out of it
Maybe I'd get some free dominoes
You're really ruining my fucking chances there. Well, I hope I get some free time
Meesh, I hope I get free tickets time. Sorry, but I'm gonna get free tickets
to see the Cindy Keaton's take on Melbourne United.
Anyway, did you know basketball started out,
not with baskets, but with peach buckets.
You'd show the basketball,
I think climb up and have to get the ball out
of the peach bucket.
Is that true?
That's true.
Can I just say?
So the peaches, you throw peaches into the peach bucket.
No, so, I'm just, just no they take all peach buckets that you would have put pages in no more
peaches in there anymore and then you get a ball maybe I don't know a carnival
You're dribbling around with your mates a basketball
Well, I don't know if they had them in that time. I couldn't say for sure
So and then you're a basketball started get up and tell the player with the cricket ball.
Can I get through, I feel like you're having a go, I'm not having a go, man, I'm not having a go.
That's very aggressive here, Mark. You've got me, CEO of Domino's Australia here.
And I'm excited about bringing cheap, cheap, delicious, 200, 400 lives.
Mark, Mark.
2,400 lives.
I challenge you.
That's the franchise.
So one-on-one.
One-on-one.
Mark versus Andrew Gays in a cook-off.
Let's get the best Veele Scalapini.
And whoever you could do,
the new Tenduri pizza.
You're on, Don Meeche.
I love the challenge you and a Veele Scalapini
cooking competition. Ben Wogblood. I got I got real-schooler painting coming out of my pores
That's a fantastic idea there maybe instead of real-schooler painting you could do a delicious
Ancho v. Pizza
I just don't understand I've come on your podcast. I'm Don Meej and you yell it at me.
You've got me Don Meej.
I'm just saying we're guys.
I just say if we came up with a great idea for a lazy Gullipini.
I'm Gaze Hitta.
You've upset Andrew Gaze.
I have an upset Andrew Gaze.
I have an upset Andrew Gaze.
I have an upset Andrew Gaze.
He's the man of steel.
Are you up there right now, Andrew?
I'm gonna tell you what I haven't been this grumpy since they,
with its FIFA made that awful call of the Olympics
to push it out of the bronze medal.
That wasn't a block, that was a charge of best.
Here's my thing, Andrew Gays.
We're coming on this podcast as guests,
and this, this anti-donna representative is upsetting us.
I'm gonna say, fuck and count.
This wall, you can't, you can't, you can't,
you can't, you can't, you can't, Mark, you're a fuck, you can't, you're a can't fuck, you're a fuck can't.
You're a can't, you're a can't.
You're a can't, you're a can't.
You're a can't, you're a can't fuck.
Donald, I'm Donald Meij, CEO of Dominos Australia.
Mac Vanale, you're a can't fuck can't.
Don Meij, Andrew goes mark if I have
Offended you in any way by calling it all by calling you done a whistle blowing piece of shit
Well, I'm not the whistle alright. I think if you get apologizing. I'm apologizing that
You're fucking war now the core your fucking mouth
Pologizing
You're fucking mouth. Okay, I'm apologizing.
All right.
Oh, Jesus.
You can't shut your can't face.
Can't.
I'm fucking apologizing.
You're dumb can't.
Can you fucking shut your dumb can't face?
For one fucking second, let me fucking apologize.
Can't.
Now on the UU, you fucking can't, guys.
I'm sorry.
I'm gay.
You shut your fucking mouth.
You basketball fuck.
All right.
I fucking come on here
I invite you dumb cunts to this fucking podcast and I try to fucking apologize
Fuck you. Fuck you. So here's a thing man. I'm just trying to I'm just trying to sell my new delicious
Rage of shakes. We got the fucking we got the fucking ice cream machine
We've rolled that out across every fucking store in Australia. You think it's easy. I've got I've got fucking coke
Coke a coke a coke a drop and out of the fucking company
I'm I'm I'm trying to scramble together a deal with Pepsi. You know I get a fucking word in edge race
Can I have fucking word in it? Is this the fucking Don Meag fuck your fucking turn?
Fuck you fucking all fucking podcasts. I want to thank everyone so fucking much for this Shut up, I'm not fucking that, don't you talk
Don't you dare talk
I'm proud of Rob that, I'm proud of that
I'm not a delicious ice cream machine
Matt, it's Don Meach, listen you fucking cuck
I fuck you cuck
I just wanted to come on and teach some fucking kids
I'm happy
that I really fucking good sport to play fucking baskets
And I just wanted some fucking and treats for under $10 I'll have you that are really fucking good sport to play fucking baskets and fucking treats run to ten dollars
You dumb cunts fucking come on the one fucking podcast
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