Aunty Donna Podcast - It's EOFY with Mr Cash (feat. Ben Russell)

Episode Date: July 4, 2023

It’s EOFY/SOFY and what better time to get financial advice from a heightened character. Mr Cash joins the pod to countdown his top 5ish tips for having finances that are in one way or another, good or bad.  LINKS Follow @imbenrussell on Instagram https://bit.ly/imbenrussell . Buy tickets to The Magical Dead Cat World Tour - https://bit.ly/auntydonna-worldtour . Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig . Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/ . CREDITS  Hosts: Broden Kelly & Mark Bonanno  Guest: Mr Cash/Ben Russell  Producer: James Blake Social and Digital Producer: Jim Cruse  Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh   Find more great podcasts like this at www.listnr.com/ Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Listener Production Hello folks, my name is Tom Armstrong and I've got a tiny little asshole and welcome to the Anti-Donna podcast. This episode, the enigmatic Mr Cash joins the show to count down his super useful tips for End of Financial Year, which was last week. These tips are for entertainment purposes only, and are not intended as a substitute for obtaining accounting tax or financial advice from someone who is playing a heightened character. And remember, if you need, even I'll go read this.

And if you'd like Toma to read this. And remember, if you'd like to see the video version of this podcast, head to the anti-donaclub.com. Off to wash my tiny butt hole. The greatest fucking podcast in the world. Bro, I'm like attacking sometimes. And yes, we hope you enjoy the part of the fucking podcast. Hello and welcome to the Anti-Donna podcast. And my God, isn't it exciting?

We are here celebrating yet another milestone every year. Every year this rolls around. Yep. This character is played by Zach, by the way. Yes. And nobody makes a big deal about the end of financial year. Now, what is that thing? Everything. Ah, Yard.

Except every Kaya, which goes on a big sale. And Maya. And Maya, they have an end of financial year. And Jaxil, you shoot me. Oh, Maya, from just shoot me. What does she do? She works at the magazine. Yeah, but does she?

Did you say why step off your abusive stop? I'm just that's quite triggering. I was just I was just wondering When you said Maya first and this is calm. This is a cool conversation. Yeah, everything's okay. You're safe. You're in a safe. Okay, great. I feel good now When you said Maya, did you mean the store, and then you immediately changed track to the character from just shoot me? Because the character from just shoot me, having anything to do with end of financial year,

also is American, so end of financial year is different for them to us. Is it? Yeah, I was in the middle of the years. I believe America is the same as the calendar. Right. But Maya. Yeah, what do you mean when you say that?

Step off. Oh, God. All right. Someone's a bit touchy from School of Rock. You know the song? I guess there's not going to say anything until we introduce them. Probably because really? Really? How until we introduce them. Really? How do we address them?

How do we trigger this character to come to our... We trigger this character by just giving a little bit of backstory about them. Is it like a shazam? It could be. Do we say shazam? Because in black Adam, which I worked the first 10 minutes of, they say shazam to make black Adam show up too. Yeah.

Now I turned it off because like this is fucking awful. They say, fat Adam in that. What do they say? They say something that sounds like death. I don't know. But it's not. I turned it off very quickly. 10th.

Shazam. It's very bad. Is that Shazam bringing this character to life? Or do we say please welcome? I think I think it's, I think I say please welcome. I say their name and then at the end of the usage. Shazam and that will, that's the combination. Yes.

That will result in one of the most exciting characters we've ever had on this show. Financial year related. It is financial, it is end of financial year related. But it's July 3rd today, so it's the new financial year. They are going to give us some hot tips about how to tackle this new financial year. So please welcome to the stage, a star of, we interrupt this broadcast,

it's Mr. Cash. Shazem, hello boys, how are you? It's Mr. Cash, here Cash by name, and Cash by nature, nature of course, is the woods and the streams, glaciers and nature. Yeah. And it is. Crickets are classic nature.

You say critters. Critters? Yes, that's nature too. Oh, but a cricket could be a critter. Cricket isn't critter, I'll allow it. Thank you very much. Gadgets. Gadgets and not nature.

No. Gadgets are man-made. But would you not say Inspector Gadget is a freak of nature? Yes, I would say that. Yeah. Like skyscrapers? Skyscrapers are men. A man? No.

Things either man or nature. That's right. And I thought it was nature or nurture. That's you're upbringing and that's why that's me. Well, we're nature and nurture. Yeah, and my nature nature to love cash. And I was, that was nurtured by my dad, Mr. Cash, as that's man.

But you buy cars with cash. That's right. And Cash is. Man. And nature is. Nature. Yes. See, it's full.

So man is natural. So if man is nature. Yes. And, it's full circle. So man is natural. So if man is nature. Yes. And nature makes man and man makes car. Yes. Car nature. Well, that's the whole thing, isn't it? You know, like, there is, yes.

You're absolutely right, bro. Because, you know, people say nature is great and we should protect the environment. But we are the environment, you know. We are the environment. We are the environment. So, like, that's, and isn't the environment, but we are the environment, you know? We are the environment. We are the environment. So like, that's, and isn't the environment us? The environment is us. Mother nature.

Yes. What's your hot take on her? I think she's a pretty radical. Yeah, yeah, she's got some crazy thoughts, crazy ideas. I think she's both kind and cruel. Absolutely. Earthquakes.

Top five cruel things. Yeah, that mother knows the bikes. That's one. One. I terrified of them. No, no, no, we're not looking for an explainer of it. You have a bit of that building and it's shook. Yes, I haven't. I, well, I was in an earthquake once in a year. Hang on. You haven't experienced an earthquake. I've never experienced an earthquake, but I've also never experienced a tornado, but I have seen Twister. Yes. And when they release the little balls into the tornado, we're talking about Twister now. Yes, of course we are. The board game or the movie or the, or the, or the, well, this actually very similar. All three are actually very similar. If you think about it, they're all nature. I'm, or the, well, this actually very similar. All three are actually very similar if you think about it.

They're all nature. I'm thinking. No, no, no, just think about it. All right. You thinking about it, Cash? There. There it is. There it is. I haven't realized what it. There, there it is.

I said, I haven't realized what it is, but I saw him. You saw him, yeah, put it together. Come to it and realize it. Yeah, I came to it and it realized me. I came to Twister. He ejaculated. What's the sexy part? No, when the balls enter the Twister,

when they finally, when the thing opens up and the tiny little balls into the twister when they finally when the thing opens up and the tiny little balls into the twister. I shoot my lyrical moment. Is squirt the dirt? That's nature. Mr. Cash, you're here today because of the start of the financial year 2023, 2024. Well, that's not just why I'm here, but that is a reason why I am here. Oh, there's another reason. There's another reason. Is it secret? Is it secret? Is it secret? I'm I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying.

Folks, we brought this man in. We paid him three grand to do this today. He and he loves cash. That's three grand Australian. Yes. So what's that in American cash man? That's $1,500. Yeah, about maybe a bit more. And we brought him in and he was coming. We said we want you to have one purpose. Yes. And he's just said he's brought in purpose. Number two, that's right. For free. For absolutely free. And that's my Yoffee rebate to you. Yoffee. Yoffee. Welcome. It's the Yoffee. And the financial year. Yoffee is a panna. Everyone. And what a beautiful time. IOF is a panna, everyone.

And what a beautiful time. I've made a couple of resolutions for myself. Oh, you've made in the financial year resolution. Yes, I love EOF, EOF, E-Res0. Well, let's go through your top 10. And I just say very quickly, if you are going in to try and get hot and to financial your sales now, you fucked it.

You fucked it. Three days in. You ruined it. No, the sales will usually be up to you. No, it's supposed to be EOF is a ruined it. No, the sales will usually be that. No, it's supposed to be, he offy as upon us. We have the sales and then he offy happens and there's no more savings. There's no more bargains.

You've missed out forever. Who knows how much you've missed out? Up the three days? Savings. You have missed out on. I went in 14 minutes to a hold and deal and I was like, can I have a Commodore within the financial system yourselves? And the man put a gun in my mouth. Wow.

And he pulled the trigger and blew my brains in. Oh my God, that's why we're at your funeral. Yeah. And then a little boy, a little boy, can talk to me and I scared the shit out of him every night. Yeah, I was like, really? How many, all right, how many senses do you have?

Six, one, okay, now you go. That's right, how many senses do you have? Six one I can only go that's it first one because I have much yeah, so go you get a six smell third site Come Fourth is come is it fifth is Hearing a native to poo If the fourth is come I'm scared devil. Six is talk to the dead. Whoa. Yeah, but I don't think it counts if you're dead.

No, when you're getting you die, you get a six sense, unless you're Haley Jolos, Monter, who has the six sense. Yeah, that makes him special. Is he still a little boy? No, no, we met him. We met him once and he's a full grown man. I had an experience at a party where I saw my father, Kamala Bonano, talking to an adult Hayley Joel Osman.

Yeah. And then I was like, oh, are they talking about adult stuff? God knows what they were talking. God fucking knows what those two people had to say to each other. But I just like saw that image and then it was immediately, I was immediately 13 years old sitting on a couch and wearable watching the sixth sense with my father. And I was like, what fucked choices have I loved to see that conversation. James put it in the corner. You want a role play for

a neck on this? That's been a mark story from the past. I just imagine he's sitting there and there's a lot of silence and then he goes, do you actually see dead people? No, my dad would not, would have had no idea who this man was. Yeah, right. So he's talking about cars or fishing or what does your dad like? He would have been talking about caravan. Caravan.

No, he got there. Yes, yeah, he would have been like my boys here. He would have been talking about me a lot. And he probably would have been saying the Haley Jolosman, I'm really proud of my boy. That's nice. Yeah, but Haley Jolosman would have been like, I don't know who you are or your boy is.

You don't know that. I don't want to be here. I want to be talking to Elizabeth Banks. Did your dad have a Apollo on that sort of said Ford Performance Vehicles? Yeah, and that would have been his nice going out. Yeah, Apollo. Yeah.

He loves these Polos. Two purposes. Yes, that's right. And the second will be revealed. I want to secret. All right. Well, you said you had some end of financial year. You've got a call coming in. Do you need to get that? That's actually Mr. Cash is getting a call from him. Mr. Cash is getting a random number. Do you want to answer that? No, it's okay. Okay. Who's going to say that? It could have been fun. do you want to answer that? No, it's hang on. Okay. So it's going to say that, but it could have been fun. I think I know who it is.

And it's for more cash. Oh, it's cash. Cash, but it's more cash. Is someone coming, are you all right? Are you in trouble? Oh. Are you, that, oh, will be revealed. Oh, it's a good time.

He's going to ask us for cash. We've got, we've got purpose, a second purpose, and we've got a, no, a spooky, a spooky twist. A spooky twist. It will be revealed. Okay. So much to dig through with this.

So much to dig through. And only half an hour in the fucking hall, are we going to get through it all? But let's start with your E.O.F.I. new, new years, resolutions. You've got them. Your tips, I can imagine their tips and tricks as well, your resolution. They're tips. There are some tricks in there.

Yeah, mostly tips. Yeah. And maybe some hints. And maybe some hints. Yeah. Yeah. Spoiler alert. Oh, and some spoilers.

Yeah. Hint and tips, tricks and spoilers. What are the spoilers possibly be for? That's the that's the whole trick isn't it? We'll get to it. It's in the countdown. There's a countdown. You boys want all you want to know everything right now. And I come in and I say okay I got some hints, tricks, tips, tips and spoilers and tricks and hints and you go we want them all and I'm like Nature versus nurture It's maybe that

Maybe just maybe World peace. Oh Is that one of your In the financial years, uh, uh, end of new years, uh, resolution solutions? That's one of my resolutions personally is world resolution or a solution. Resolution. Do you have a solution to get to the resolution? I reckon Ben, um, Ben, Ben cars. Ben Cousins. Ben Cousins. What does Ben Cousins have to do with ending or saving? Number one. World piece.

Ben Cousins world piece. He's moved on. We'll figure it out. Maybe that's part of the. He said that. He said, he said number one. Number one. Okay.

When you've got printers. Uh oh. Uh oh. Move on. He's said number one. Number one. Okay, when you've got printers. Uh-oh. Inkjet, inkjet printers, laser printers, we all need them. We all got to print out receipts. We all got to print out pieces of paper. I know. We all got to do it. We've got to print out where else are you going to use? You know, you got to scan things and print it out. No, I'm one thing every single person needs printed out at tickets. No, Mr. Cash, you can do that on movies. No, you can do that on movies now. No, you can do that on movies.

No, you can do that on movies now. No, you can do that on your phone. The printers have never been less relevant in modern society than right now. That's, I just refuse to even entertain that possibility. And if you say anything more about it, I will strangle the life out. Okay. All right.

Yeah. I would back off. To die for this comedy podcast. Not one of that. I wouldn't do it. I already died already because of Eofi. Because I'm waiting for those goddamn hints. I need some hints and tips in my life.

And that's not one of them, is it? That's a tip. No, I haven't even finished. Okay, so everybody wants them, but nobody's got enough ink. And my tip is if you wanna save a little bit on your EOFI this year, make your own. Make your own ink.

Yeah. And what? What's the plus? You can have octopuses one. If you don't like how octopuses have no bones, then you can use insect blood. Can I ask what the correlation between and octopuses having no bones and getting the ink?

Like if I didn't like... You don't like octopuses and the way they go about their business by not having bones, you don't have to deal with that. There are alternatives. That's right. And personally me as a person who I am getting that number you get that first. My person and who what I am who's and where I am. That's just who I am. Is the cash over quick question for you. Yeah, the same number just called you again. You hung up. Is the wolf at your door?

Is the wolf, is the wolf, uh, it's gonna have to wait till I get the fake right. All right. And tune in to the end of the show. It's a phone number that your phone doesn't recognize. Yes. And yet you know who it is. Yes.

Yes. He keeps saying I know who it is. And that's not like very troubled. My friend Tim or mum or and we'll find out who's calling Mr. Cash or not or not, probably not. And we're going to find out tips and tricks and hints tips and tricks solution to get to and some resolutions after we've got a lot of work to do. Boys after this ad from our sponsors. Bring us back and we're back. Are you brings back? Yep. Uh, number two. Wait, no, no, no, no, no.

And welcome back to the welcome back to the podcast. This may be Mr. Cash and I am here giving you tips tricks, hints and spoilers. It is. It is a Yofi and is not your thing. It is not your thing. And my God, what a beautiful your, your, your, what do you guys do to celebrate a yuffie? Um, what did I do? I had a, I had a little truffle. Yep. Yeah, I had some, I just had a little trucky.

Just to be like, I can gradually. All right, one. Yeah, just didn't want to bother anyone. Yeah. Didn't want to upset anyone. Didn't want to get my family involved. Yep. You know, a little something to yourself. They're doing what they want to upset anyone? Do you want to get my family involved? Yep. You know, a little something to yourself.

They're doing what they can to survive. A period of reflection, that's why. That's, that's, that's good. What about you, Brodden? I had it just a little dinner. That's quite well. How small? Just roast chook.

That's quite big. What'd you do with Maryland? Oh, Maryland. Winter Costco. Cookies. You can get big soys as this. You get massive. Corn chips, Maryland chicken.

Yeah. And some big or sort of a croissants. Yep. And they'll send me up for a month. Yeah, that's huge. Instead of for life. You're freezing some of that? Freesing some, but I'm not going to go back to them.

So, maize or chuck them. You know what I mean? That's why I'm so. I agree, but I think Costco is wasteful. Well, have you thought about going to like a supermarket that's not Costco and just buying all the amount you think? Well, that actually brings me to my second tip, trick and hints and solutions.

And that is. Mr. Tex. and spoils and solutions. And that is, and the spoil, the, well, what did you do first? Oh, what the fuck was that? I had a little brain. Oh, what did I do?

Yeah, what did you do? Me and a bunch of friends, we had a couple of drinks, and we got some, we got some wire cutters. Yeah. And we broke in two. So, yeah, she know where they make all those pharmaceuticals. We broke in to that, I think it's in Parkville. What is she doing there?

We broke in and we just took a little something. We just took, we don't know yet. But one of my friends got real sick. Hmm. It could have been like diabetes medication or it could have been, yeah, no, we went into this little clean room and we were messing around with the test tubes and he said, one fell out and smashed on the ground and we said, don't worry about it. And then all these alarms got off and we were like, oh no, it's a cops and we got out

of there. Anyway, I checked on him this morning and it looks like his organs are liquefied. Right, that's, it is with us still. He's still alive. And out of curiosity, is that just something that you did that happened to fall upon July 1st? No, that was your specific celebration.

We love to break into the pharmaceutical factory every hour. Well, that's the by the way, in my opinion, that seems like a really good way to a crew cash. Take those pills, sell them. We don't take, you know, leave only footprints and take only photos. What? Leave only footprints and take only photos. But you took, they don't steal. You took photos and say, we're mucking around with the test tubes and one slipped out of his hand and smashed on the ground.

He doesn't steal. He breaks into a pharmaceutical pills company. Honey has a look around. And we don't take photos, you know, like I've some versus you're broken. He's an a beaker for like a as a penis or, you know, say, no, look at me. I'm God. Oh, like happy. Oh, my God. I'm Jesus Christ. Yeah. With beakers. Yeah. Who are these friends? Oh, just mates from school.

Could I drill back in on? James Lovane. Could I drill back in on? The moment that like you would need to start talking about finance or cash, you trial, you trial out and sort of just went to zero. And then we thankfully changed the subject. I went into a big state. I want to know about cash trip trip. You're right. Okay. Number two. Also, you've got to promise me one thing. Yes. If your phone calls a game at number, you've got to answer it, man. Because I'm worried.

I'm so worried. Why? I cannot. Why? We'll get to that at the end of this episode. Okay. Listen to me, number two, get... I'm actually going to go the opposite direction

of what you were talking about with Costco. Get miniature foods. Anything... Spit-take! And spit-take on the pod! Anything, miss it. Is that the first spit-take? Tiny food.

A spit-take. Oh! Miniature foods. Miniature foods. Why? Because it takes less to make them. So you get more of them. What?

For less. Oh, I see. But don't you get the same amount? One big taco. Cut it up 100 times, 100 tacos. No. I go to the shops and I say, couple of sliders, thanks.

Instead of one burger, couple sliders, cheers. And they give me a wig and they say, good on you mate. And I'll give you a hug. You're all right. You're all right. You're all right, kill a jewelies.

Kill a jewel. No, that's a no. Energy. Correct. And I also I believe the villain in Black Panther. Kill a jewel. Yeah. Kill a jewel.

Isn't that the villain in Black Panther? I don't know, mate. I've never seen a movie in my life. What? I've never seen a movie. Not one. Never. You should watch like the big short or um...

Killmonger? He's a munger of the kills. Oh, kill him. Kill a Jewel? Killmonger. Is that what you meant? Number three. Baku.

I'm not going to answer your questions just because you're asking them. Kill Monga, is that what you meant? Number three. Baku. I'm not gonna answer your questions just because you're asking them. But that makes sense. Kill a jewel. Kill Monga. Kind of makes sense. Michael B. Jordan. Hmm.

Is it Kill Monga? Number three. You know the B. At the end of the B. That's for the six basket sense. Michael B.able Jordan. Yeah, it is revealed that Bruce Willis's character is in fact dead. Wait, what I missed.

Yeah, we were talking about something over the top. That was a spoiler. Oh, that's how you supposed to do that. That's one of the spoilers. I say you warn about spoilers as you do it after. How does that, I think it would be good if every, even the spoiler somehow linked back to one, the character or to end of the financial year. Well, yeah, the thing is don't waste your time.

If you're dead, you know, you're a ghost, you think you're alive. You're trying to help the kid, but in the end, the kid is trying to help you because you were murdered by a client. Next patient, yeah. Next patient, yeah, and there's signs, you know, there's signs. Yeah, that's a great one as well.

That's great movie. There's signs at the end of that one. Happening. The, the, it's water. It is water. It's a religion to water, which don't think about that too much because if you do you like, well, of of all things why would you go to a water planet where the people are made of water?

Maybe they didn't know but they're advanced creatures that can well I mean yeah but that doesn't mean they're not dumb cunts. I'm starting to get a little frustrated that you haven't I'm sorry I'm getting slacks. I'm starting to get a little frustrated at the end of the the beach or old. No, no. Everyone is being treated for pharmaceuticals, which you know a lot about. Yes, I do, especially my friend, Gavin, who is, I go in some lemonade and a little tiny, I go in some lemonade and a little tiny little sandwich and he said, thanks. And he cried, but the tears were blood. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Was he Jesus? No, I think his organs were looking for. Do you think it's to do with the tablet C8? He did neat tablets. We were muck around with a test tube and it's brushed on the ground. And then alarms went off and I assume that he's inhaled the fumes or whatever that would have been. If only it'd been he'd been given super strength or something like that. Oh, that'd be good. Yeah, that'd be sick.

Financial year. Number four. Four. Yeah, I don't want one, two, and three. No, no, I thought we'll go on backwards. Oh, will we know? I don't know what are we what was it as a 10 I thought it's called it's called no stone hang up Stop hanging up. That's three times in like someone is calling men rustle a lot So it's a cash yeah, yeah, but We all have hey we all have Google pixels we do all have Google pixels. I don't have mine here number four Get ready your phones go off the screens. Hello. Hello look up look up talk to people unlike my kids They just are always on their bloody screens and I say kids, there's no phones in there. So they say, my dad, the man came again today and I said, what did you

tell him? And he said, we told him that you were out just like we always do and that you not home. And I said, good on your kids. And they said, we miss, we miss who you were, Mr. Cash. You know, he's called you Mr. Cash. Everybody calls me Mr. Cash, except for my father, who is Mr. Cash? Who is Mr. Cash? What do you call him?

I call him father. And what do you call you, son? He doesn't ever say your name. Why, what is his name is his name? So he'd be confused, he'd be just saying his name over and over again unless no But the context the view in the room would change that Well, yeah

May I see a point? I'm I'll float it. I'll float it Well, I just and just to make this clear for all the listeners out there Mr. Cash is so far Received three calls The phone keeps ringing in the real world. I say it ringing in the real world. You can't hear it vibrating, you can't hear it ringing. He's got his phone on silent. He's keeping it face up though.

Keeping it face up, it does keep bringing, it is an unknown number. It's not saved in his phone, yet he knows exactly who it is and refuses to answer it. That to me is a bad omen. Yeah. You seem stressed.

I'm not stressed, you're stressed. I mean, I am stressed. Why, what's stressing you out? Nah, I just lack of focus. Number five, bath salts. Oh, God. The drugs or the relaxation drugs. The drugs.

What about them? You can just make them and sell them and sell them. Okay, so now he's a drug. No, I feel like. I personally don't do it. Pat, the kids are absolutely loving it. My son, he just goes there to get on these bath salts. You take him and you eat people's face off.

Is it a big mix of the bath salts? I believe the bath salts, is it a big mix of the- I don't know what it is actually. Really? Yeah, it's not bath salts. It's an actual bath salts. It's not actual bath salts. I believe that's sort of a slang or a colloquialism.

Did it get that name because it makes the inside's fizzy? I don't know actually. I imagine it looks like salt. Maybe it looks like salt. But most of them look like crystals. Yeah, but maybe this one doesn't. I wouldn't. How do you know? I've seen some bits of breaking breaking bad which at the end he does

Stop doing the spoilers man. I told you I would have spoilers in this list Yeah, but they were also supposed to be related to A money I'm I'm Everything Okay, tiny so number one. What was number one? I'm money. I'm finance. I'm finance. I'm finance. No, you're not. Everything. I'm in for a few. Okay, tiny. So number one, what was number one?

I'm doing my taxes. Yep, right. What can I do to avoid stepping into the next tax bracket? All right, I've earned over 190. Okay. I'm in that bracket. Okay. But what can I do to not get tax through the arse?

You got any kids? Not that I know. Can you pay someone to pretend to be a kid? What? That's illegal man. I can pay a kid. Yeah, pay a kid. Bring him over, say, you're my child now. And then take it and then make him an employee of my life. Yeah. Okay, so but on that, you say, have it pay someone to pretend to be your kid. Yeah. Okay, so, but on that, you say, have it, pay someone to pretend to be your kid. Yep. For the tax of what you're talking about, are you trying to claim tax on him being your son, or are you trying to claim tax on having an employee and the expense of paying

an employee? Hit both. Because if it's this, no, because if you know, so the text, an order that comes to you and says, hello, is this thing on earth to Broden? Yeah, I'm trying to get make a child, your employee, pay the child as an employee, but he's also your son. Okay, so you do this right? I'm the, I'm the, uh, ATO, right? And I come to you and say, hey, I want to, I'm, I'm auditing you, right? Well right well firstly I can't speak to you why Why can't taught you?

No, you need to talk to me or you go to jail. I can't talk to you all right people don't go to jail for tax I don't know they can no they've never got a nice joke and jail is never gone no one has ever gone to jail for tax reasons Yes, I think that never gone, no one has ever gone to Jail for tax reasons. Yes, Pauline has it. No, I think that's true. No, no. Listen, I can't think to be fair. I can't think of an example.

I can't think of a person. I can't say someone's name that definitely has. I think Pauline Hanson went to Jail over tax. Yeah, James is going to check for me. She went to Jail? Yeah. No, is going to check for me. She went to jail? Yeah. No, she did voter fraud, I think. Yeah, voter fraud. She went to jail for voter fraud.

That's not tax. So we don't know anyone. So I don't know anyone. Is that voter phone? Yeah, voter phone. Vodafraud. Maybe she used voter phone to enact the voter fraud. Wow, okay. Well, that's purely all right.

You're not talking to the 80. You can't talk to the 80. I'm a friend. I'm say I'm Greg pre liquefocation of the organs. Yep. Oh, you've called me crying. You're like the 80 or at my door. I'm in trouble.

I come over. First, so we don't really have that sort of relationship. I would never. But you've become a little crying towards green, you know. Why? I don't know. What's wrong? Mr. Cash, you came in so hard. You were like all about cash. Here's a little clip from the start of the podcast. Hello, boys. How are you? It's Mr. Cash here cash by name and cash by nature And now listen to you

Yeah, but you know, Mr. Cash you got who is on that fucking fine and you've turned Mr. Cash's turned his phone over now, so it's facing down so we can't see or know But we can see that beautiful Google pixel design just sexy gorgeous design. It's not a six pro but we can see that beautiful Google Pixel design just like it's sexy. Oh, just design. It's not a six pro. It's a five. That's okay. There's nothing wrong with that. There's a five. That's six. It's a six. I don't miss the cash. What's wrong?

What's going on? It financially, are you okay? Because there's a couple things that have come up that I'm worried. And I want to know his second purpose that he said at the start that you're going to hold to the end. NFTs. That's your second purpose. No. No, I just say number five. NFTs. Oh, number six.

Number five. No, non-fungible tokens. It's an excellent business opportunity. And we, okay, so explain what they are. They are non-fungible. We give you, we mint these great tokens. We call them, it if these little boys. Little boys, so it's a type of an enemy.

So we mint these little boys and we've minted thousands of them and we're going to pump it up. We're going to keep pumping it up, right? So we're going to buy by until people, these are really good. And then we just dump them. Yeah, but people have clued onto that. Like that's happened multiple times already in the... And what can you do to these little currency world?

You use them in computer games and you say, this is my thing and you're able to play a computer game. I don't really understand it. And then you make computer games. And then you can grow your little boy to a big boy. And that's worth even more. Fuck, I want a boy, I want a little bit. Yeah, well, you know, you can buy many if you want.

And it's going to be an excellent business opportunity. Because these little boys, these boys, no, because you could do all sorts of things with these boys. You could, Come on, come on, Mr. Cash. I think he's done there, I think he clocked off. All right. I just, I really need to know. I think NFTs, that's my tip for number five, get investing in NFTs

and as much as you can because they are not a fad, they're going to work out, they're worth something money. They're worth something money. There was a few spends, you got to spend money to make money and if you spend money then you're make money. Is this something to do specifically at the end of financial year or is this just something you can do at any time?

It's a great investment and let me tell you when it comes to your office, you'll be absolutely tickle-pig. What is your fucking second purpose? Who is calling you? These are the questions we have. In our last minutes of this episode. I mean, a lot of trouble.

Yeah. That's clear to me. Yeah. I was wondering if I could borrow some money. There it is. I knew that was, you said I think you lost money. Yeah. And then it happened.

Why? I made some bad money. Yeah. And then it happened. Why? I made some bad investments. NFTs? Yes. Yeah. That's good stuff. And I need, I need 500,000 dollars. Oh my God.

Or they go into break. You need hearts. You see how much that, the phone call, the phone call. The phone call. I owe them a lot of money. Who is they who is they just sees people that I met on the dark web Yeah, they go you gave them their phone number. Yeah, I'll give everyone on my phone my phone number on the online That's bad. That's the opposite

Never giving your phone number. What's your phone number? Never giving your phone number. What's your phone number? For beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Mark now. Now, oh great. Well, Mr. Cash, do you have anything you want to plug? I, they're going to kill me. Yeah, so if you could send Mr. Cash 500 grand, if you have the money to give him 500 grand, go to our Patreon, give us 500 grand. Yeah, we'll make sure it gets to him.

Yeah, thank you boys. Thank you so much. Well, no go, do you want to stick around in this world and the Doniverse or do you want to die? Oh, I think I would like to see what happens and I think that I'm capable of some really fantastic things. I just need to get, I just need to get a little bit of cash. I'm just a little bit fly.

That's what I just a bit short at the moment. But I think that honestly, if you guys can help me out and maybe someone who's listening, I'll link my PayPal and maybe my PayPal and then I'll link my PayPal and you guys can maybe have a look at that. And I always land on my feet. You know, you're like a cat. They call it Mr. Cash, but they should call it Mr. Cash. There's very little consequences for people that, you know, are in trouble with money. I disagree. I think that's not true. Why do you keep saying that? I think that's wrong. The idea that if you get into financial trouble, it's fine. It's fine. I know like the super, super rich can sometimes get their way out, you know, like a Donald Trump has been Who's that? I think you can say Donald Duck deep in my heart. I don't know. You screw. Yeah, well, they're all they're all full

They're all fictional characters as well. Donald. Yeah They all own hotels Yeah, no, there's a Donald Duck hotel isn't there probably this new land or some shit. There's a Donald Duck room Oh, that's close enough There is there is there is there is a room mr. Cash One last tip for those people celebrating in the financial year happy financial year by the way happy end of financial year and happy That's the thing you can't celebrate the end of the financial year without celebrating the start. It's your birthday. It's your financial year. No, what? It's out of the financial year. In January. But where in the middle

is July? Oh, financial year. What do you think I said? When's your birthday? January. When's your birthday? January. Oh. Aquarius. No, Capricorn. Capricorn. I knew that about you. Number five, six. No. Yeah. To close us out is number six. He's thinking about it now. Number six. I have a Leo moon. Yeah. Leo Moon. Everybody has to drink water. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week! Listen up.