Aunty Donna Podcast - Jack Scrots and the Boon of the Scrots

Episode Date: July 21, 2026

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And of course, what were they voting on this week, Tom? They were voting on six different ideas. What were they? What were they again? So we've done the cold episode and we've done the 30 minutes of street fire. But what were the ones? They were the top two voted. They were the top two voted one.

If you are just joining us now because you're so hooked in by the title, we're letting the audience decide. Yep. We're three, we're a comedy trip from Melbourne, Australia. That far back. Troop. Yeah, troop. Troopers.

Comedy Collective. A couple of cool cats doing comedy. Would you describe this as a comedy collective? Yeah. Oh, I think we're a troop. Would you use the word troop? A troop. I would do both of those things.

I'm just challenging you. Yeah, right. I'm so sorry. I just want to say this isn't a visual thing. So this is only for the people watching on the Auntie Donald Club help a Patreon. But I thought it would be fun to sit like in this sort of, yeah, laissez-fair. It's good. But I feel like I'm, I can't look at Mark and still be on the

microphone. Well, use that, use that. Yeah. Let's see where that goes. And Mark is perched like a, like a, like a bird ready to. I'm ready to, I'm ready to, I would say like a, like a cat ready to pounce on the bird. If you can't see, like he's just, he's technically standing. Yeah. I'm just ready to go because what the audience voted for this time was the one I wanted to do the most. Right. Great. I'm excited. I want to finish out.

You're standing technically. Is he? No. Tell me what he's doing. I can't see. Yeah, he's standing. But he's like crouched like he's down by a river doing like cleaning some. Ah, cleaning his cloth.

Yeah. As you do by the river. As you do. All the people down by the river cleaning their cloth. The cloth river. The cloth river. Well, the river for cloth cleaning. Imagine him standing at home and use that who can't.

Well, because for those at home, you're laying like a, I would say, think, um, think Rose in Titanic if she was being drawn on a single seat on a single seat couch. Yeah. She got them, she got them tities put away. Yeah Yeah Would you like to paint me Like one of your French girls

I'm not a great drawer But I want you to get them nips out real good But I imagine after a while Rose would have been like Jack can we find maybe a couch It's a bit more comfortable I'm a bit squished up on here And then she would have gone

And I've got a funny feeling That I have to go speak to the captain About an iceberg Yeah Would have changed the course of History The movie What is

What would you do if you were watching Titanic now, a DVD. So you get a DVD of Titanic. Yeah. You get the DVD of Titanic. It's an old DVD one you've had for years. You're certain of it. It's been in your house for years.

You put it on. I don't believe in that, by the way. I believe that permanent film stuff I don't believe in. I believe that I trust the... You trust the corporations. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You subscribe. They'll give you everything and they'll never fuck you.

Yeah. And you get the DVD and you put the DVD in the player and you're watching the film And for the first 45 minutes it's the Titanic you remember It's been a while since you've seen it so there's a little bitch you're like oh that's But it is the Titanic you remember and then about 45 minutes in Whatever was happening 44 maybe he's drawing her like one of one of one of his French girls The flash from Zach Snyder's justice

Snitner's Justice League appears out of like a time vortex as he does in Jack Snyder's Batman v Superman. Jack Snyder. Jack Snyder. Oh, get off it. So anyway, he appears in the movie and he goes, Jack Rose, there's going to be an iceberg. He goes on the Jack Snyder thing. Yeah.

That's because I was singing to Jack. Jack is in this world. Yeah. Well, I was going to say, can you imagine if Leonardo DiCaprio was playing Jack Frost? because he could have... He would have been fine. Well, he would have sensed the iceberg coming. So then he does that.

Jack Frost has the power of ice. But if he did, if he was really asleep at the wheel and just missed that whole thing and then was, you know, even if he got to the door. Oh, Jack Frost never sleep. In this circumstance, he's busy. He's playing the Switch 2. He's playing the new Zelda.

All right? On the Titanic. The equivalent of that in 1914. I think that's a cup and stick. Cup and ball. Yeah, right. He's doing cup and ball. Jack Frost doing cup of ball.

But this is different. He's not Jack Frost in my version. My version in the movie is exactly the same for 45 minutes. Yeah. I just want to say if he got to the door, he's due would have been fine because he was Jack and then you come back to me when you're done with Jack and. Well, I'm just saying that he would have, if he was on the door, he would have been fine because he was Jack Frost. I think there's a version where both the Flash and Jack Frost can be in the Titanic. Yeah, that's your version.

Let me pitch my version. It's less about. It just sounds like your version has less stuff in it. It doesn't have Jack Frost. I had a question that I was going to ask you and you haven't let me get to the question. Ask the question and then... And then we can talk about your Jack Frost piece.

No, then we will collaborate on our new version of the Titanic. All right. You don't have to stand. I'm not standing. I'm just, I'm sitting in a way that won't hurt my neck. The flash appears. He warns Jack and Rose and then the movie's only an hour and a half long now because the next 45 minutes is then.

killing the captain and doing a mutiny, taking back the ship and it not crashing. What's your emotional reaction to that? What do you think? Is it in this timeline now? Right now, you have a DVD. Have we had this conversation? No. Okay.

So this happens tonight, but we haven't had this conversation. You have the DVD. That's the one thing you have to know. It's a DVD you know you have. But the movie appears very much like it was shot in 1997. I don't have a DVD player. there's Leonardo DiCaprio have white skin and sort of blue spiky hair no he's not Jack Frost man

oh okay then I can't I don't really know how I'd react emotionally because I was sort of in my mind I was picturing it all with Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Frost so that's kind of an impossible question to answer yeah but is that okay to say is that no you can picture me however you want But I was, I'm feeling a little upset because you're being really silly now. And I was asking a legitimate question. I wanted to know your emotional reaction to if you watched an old DVD, Titanic and 45 minutes in.

Do you hear that, Mark? Yeah, but what I'm, this meant a lot to Jack. I understand to Jack Snyder. Jack Dwayne. Jack Wayne. What? Not Jack Twain. Oh, ho.

No. What I'm saying is, is it's an unfair question to ask when, the idea of Leonardo playing Jack Frost has been sort of brought up. And so how do I know how I'll react if he's not Jack Frost? Do you understand that you've hurt me? Yeah. You've hurt me with this Jack Frost talk? Right.

Because I had a very serious question. Hello? Who is this? Who is this? I'm Jack Scots. Oh, you're Jack Scrots now? I'm Jack Scroats. Are you Jack's Scrotts?

Jack's... Jack? Jack? Jack. One Jack. Scrotts. Surname Scrotts. First name Jack. Jack Scroats is my name. Are you made of Scrots?

Are you just scrot adjacent like Jack Frost is... I don't think he's made of Frost. No, but I believe he has the boon... The boon of ice in his veins. Hey, I'm sorry for acting up before. I know that Jack Frost being in... My version of Titanic was important to you and I shouldn't have... I shouldn't have snapped.

No, look, I'm sorry that your version. of Titanic didn't have Jack Frost in it. Man, that's on me, really. Yeah, yeah. It's just less stuff. Movies are better when they got more stuff in it. So that's why it's sort of like didn't make any sense to me to not have Jack Frost

in that great version of Titanic that you pitched. Thank you. The Bowfinger had two Eddie Murphys. Jack Scrots, I'm going to ask you, right? What's the future? This character. I'm Jack Scots. Yeah.

Yeah. What is this? What are you doing? Explain yourself. You don't fucking walk onto this podcast with a silly voice and nothing else. Without a plan? An arc? What are we doing with Jack Scots?

And what is Jack Scots? At least explain what we're dealing with. So then Zach and I know how to even interact with this because so far you've given us nothing. We're going to go to an ad break. All ready? Well, yeah. Yeah. We're going to go to an ad break.

when we come back, we're going to see if Jack Scots has decided to stick around. Fucking unacceptable. Welcome back. Jack Scrots, you here? How do you do? So we stayed. So obviously, after you've had that chat with Broden,

there can't be a version of Jack Scots now that doesn't have an idea, a plan, a through line. And I'm excited to hear what that is. So come on, mate. Step up. Well, thank you for asking Mark. I'm Jack Scots. Jack Scots. What do you do?

I work for the government Where you're from? Canberra. And what's the Scrot thing? What's with the Scrotts? That's just who I am. That's my last name. Tell me about the Scrutts.

How are you linked to Scrots? I have a boon of Scots. What do you mean by Boon of Scots? What's a boon? You've got to know. You've got to tell me what a boon is. No, I'm asking you. If you have it, then you should know.

He was a cricketer for Australia. He drank the most beers between Australia and England. So you have a boon of scruts. Tell me what you're talking about. You have to be clear. I don't understand. It's not funny. if it's not clear.

A boon is someone, it is a magical property that someone can possess. So you have the magical property of Scrots. Yeah. Let me show you how it's done. Jack Scots. Here there.

Oh, who's this? My name is Mr. Blue. Where are you from? I'm from Canberra. What do you do? I go to the shops every day. I buy things, but I don't make any money. And what boons do you possess?

I don't possess any boons. See? See how this man comes in with something. Propede. He didn't miss a beat, Broden. I'm Jack Scroats. Oh, he's deep in character. Now Mark's going to show you how it's done.

Yep. Hi, nice to meet you. What's your name? Weo, meow, meow. Okay, and what do you like to do for breakfast? Perfect. See that? Perfect.

That was Cat Spangler. Clear. You're doing the same. You are delivering, and I'm proud of you for that. Yeah. Thank you. I really like Jack Scots. He's here to stay.

In fact, this is now the Jack Scots podcast. Hit it. we're just going to get some getting some deo music Tom you're going to deliver If someone's bringing gold like Jack Scrods Yeah your your job should be To prepare for the circumstances

Not this, not this Different music, wrong What's sort of music It's calm, it's quiet, it's sharp It's sharp and it's fun But it's it's contemplative Perfect Perfect

Welcome to the Jack Cross Scott show Cut Cut Cut Cut I backed you, man. I feel like there's a lot of energy, unfair energy to me.

Yeah, and whose fault is that, do you think? Well, you and Zach? Is it our fault when we were just kind of sitting here doing the podcast like normal? Yeah. Jack Scrots comes up and then the vibe of the room changes. So I'm trying to figure out whose fault that is. If everything was normal and fun and good and then you entered the room and things changed, Oh, gee, I don't know.

Sounds to me like it was your fault and I ain't no detective. And what exactly did we do wrong? Because I back Jack Scots. Yeah. I told, I was disrespectful to Toml our producer. I told him to change music. I told him off because I believed the text Cruces is going to deliver. Pretty good until we're going to learn who this character is and maybe go on a 30 minute adventure with him.

You know, I'll be honest. You lost me at the boon of Scots. Yeah, you didn't know what the boot. I think he was cynical beforehand. Because there was a section where... A squat has no boon? And there is that... Of course they do.

What is it? Sensitivity to impact. Humans come from the scrot. The inception of life, humanity. Because sperm... Half. Half. Let's not forget about the egg.

Okay, so that's not a fucking boon? To have magic filled inside of you? The scrut is the outside. And what is inside is the nut, is the sperm is the cum. Half a life. But you said you have the boon of the scrut. That's the dut.

delicate skin. The boon. The cum is in the scrot. No, no. The cum is in the nut. And what's the nut in? The nut is encased by the scrot. Yeah.

And so that's, in a way, the scrot is the boon of the nut. All right, I'll give you that. I will give you that. Thank you. That is fair. I overstepped there.

I'd say the nut of the, the boon of the nut is the scrot. Who's that got? Tom, why are you back in Jack Scrot? No, he's challenging him. Yeah. He's challenging him. I think the boon, I think the cum possesses the boon.

I'm so upset with you, Broden. I'm not Brodardt. I'm not Brodardt. Yeah, okay, Jack Scrot. I think you got to directs, I'm really upset with you right now. I'm really upset with you right now. Let's start fresh, all right? Scrot, this is your podcast.

We're your guests. Mr. Scrot, a squire. I'm not going to call you that. I don't know why. What's a Scrot? Squire mean. You tell me. Are you a squire to a knight?

Esquire. Esquire. It's a type of guitar, I think. No, it's like a title, isn't it? Isn't it just a Spanish squire? What does a squire mean? I don't know. Esquire.

Tom, do you want to look it up, man? Sure. Esquire. What's the guitar thing you were saying as well? Squire is like a rip-off fender. We all learned time. Listen, I came here to tell you about a very special event. I'd like you to come to.

Okay, this is great. Now he's got something. I want to hear that. But I'll only do it. Yep. If everyone gives me a full fucking opportunity to fucking, maybe they're not on their fucking phone. It's your podcast, bro.

It's your podcast. Is it really, though? Because I feel like I've been fucking set up. Really? To fucking fail. I have a boon of scrot. You haven't explained what up. I've fucking full well have, cunt.

I fucking fool well have. So what? So you're fucking walk up. check out crick it up on me. Okay, here's what I would see the boon of scrot is, all right?

One, you're useless without an egg. Two, in hot water when there's steam, you get real sticky. And Jack Frost's spoon is useless without a bitter icy temperature.

There is water in the air. Is the... And there's come in the nut. What is the boon? That's a good point. And how does it have scrots in it? How many scrots are in it? Does it carry a scrot?

What? What is a boon of scrotts? It's a general vibe I didn't want to do a pissy dicky Cocky podcast all right We've talked about a piss and dicks and cocks and cum All right That's not why I go on the Jack Scrot podcast

I go on the Jack Scrut podcast To hear about what's going on In the world You ever listen to Comedy Bang Bang They would never do this if I came on Do what? You've been on Comedy Bang Bang Not me

No, not Jack Scrut Um Boone definition Come on You go admit I made a good fucking point But About what? What?

You haven't told me What a billion of scrots is You said about the layering of the cum And also you love coming piss and dicks I'm trying to move away from that Bullshit He told us He told us

He wants to move away What do you want to move to? Smart stuff Yeah like intelligent Like Like you know Analytical data Data

Word LLMs Just understanding how LLMs work. Tokens. Getting it. Getting it. Yeah, like getting it.

Like getting it. Oh, should we announce, I should say, we are so excited to announce the new, I think it's time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's time. The new Auntie Donna. What's the one where it's like a Bitcoin, but pictures? Oh, NFT. The new Auntie Donna NFT range. Non-fudgible token.

But stills from some of your favorite sketches. Yeah. On the blockchain. Yeah. Is it four years too late for this? Well, here's the thing. We're changing it up, right? Usually they're non-fudgeable tokens.

Ours are fudgeable. So you can eat them. As much as you want. Yeah. You both said two different things, I feel like this. No, you can turn them into fudge. So you can fudge that as much as you want, but you can fuck up the recipe and it'll still be fudge.

So there's a boon. And you can eat him. So Boon is a timely benefit. Yeah. So timely benefit So there is many There are many a scrots There's a boon of scots

Oh, I thought it was a magical property That someone possessed No, but I understand now I thought it was like a satchel of some variety No Well I mean a scrot Then a scrot would just be a boon Yeah, in a way

I have a boon of scrots What is your relationship But it's not a satchel What? You have a boon of scrots I am a boon Wouldn't it be a boon There is a boon of spruce

I am a boon. You are the boon of Scots? Of nuts. So I am the boon. So I'm like you're a Mary Queen of Scots. You just have to be clear. If you get a, if you're going to say. I'm fucking crystal clear, cunt.

You've just got to be really clear on your intentions if you're going to do this. Was her name Mary Scots though? No, she was Queen of Scots. Yeah, right. But you're saying your boon of Scots. That was her name, Mary Queen of Scots. I'm going to work on. That was her full name.

Character name. Middle name was Queen of. Well, when you become a queen or a king and changes her name. Right. To Queen of, like legally. Why are you fronting up on me, cun? I'm not fronting up, right? What are you fron up, cuncting up, cun? I'm investigating.

I want to get into, I want to move away from Carmen Cox and dicks and piss and and calm and shit. And I want to get into investigating people, details. I'm doing it now. I'm drilling you. A current affair. Are you listening? Are you watching?

Hello. it is I Mary Queen of Scrotts Here we go He's a historical character Oh I am the great great great great Great great great

Grandmother Of this boon of Scots Oh shit Yeah Oh shit I have come from the past To tell you You've come from the pastor

That this true man is the true Saviour of the Scrot way Yeah And we must listen He must listen to him What if you want I want the second boon of Scots to come. Oh.

Oh, like a Jesus. The boon of Scots was under my reign. Can you all just stop for a second and look at the expression on Tom's face? Well, you know, it's kind of like, you know the emoji where it's just a flat? Yeah. There's no smile or. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or frown.

It's just a straight line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do not fear, Tom, for the second coming of the Scrot age is upon us. How are you, my child? Good. And how be the Scrotts? I haven't prepared anything. For your own podcast?

No, I'm just letting Queen of Scots know. I've done no, there's nothing, there's no depth. I have given you depth. I have given you power. I have given you a bat story. I don't want it. I don't want it. You deny the letter.

I don't be rejected. No, I've never met you. Oh, okay. I will reunite the two Scots. So who the fuck are you? I have come to reunite the two. No, no, no, no, no. Explain yourself now, all right?

I've never met this woman. Because I know Jack Scots. He's been here since almost the start of this podcast, at least since 10 minutes in, 15 minutes in. You've turned up, you're talking about all this deep law, L-O-R-E, and he doesn't know what the fuck is going on. So I'm just trying to be an investigative. I'm trying to get investigating.

I understand. That's why I'm drilling you. You just trying to drill me. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to drill you. So don't take it personally, I'm just asking a hard question. That's right. So who?

I get it. Cheers. And it's all good. Appreciate it. Red Rocket. All right. Yeah, girl. Who the fuck is you at?

Who the fuck are you? I be Mary, queen of Scrotts. Oh, queen of Scots now. Queen of Scots, eh? And they will reunite the two great scrots. Right. And what will happen when they, I can you tell

for I have been forced to abdicate my Maybe a foreign-knit-scrothed. What'd you say? I've been forced to abdicate my scrotish throne. Yeah, right. Is that like a fleshy chair? I didn't know. I didn't know.

I don't even know if she was Scottish, Mary Queen of Scots, who is the main. But I thought you were... Right. Whoa, there's so many levels of wall breaking here. Yeah, what's up. I'm fucking flailing under the pressure.

I know. I'm seeing now how hard we were on Broden. Yeah. You need to figure out how to get me out of this mess. Yep. Or I'm going to fucking destroy your career. Why is my career on the line for a choice you made? You were the one that decided to grill me.

You were the one that put me and yourself in this position to cover your shit with him. I don't think so. And if you don't fucking deal with this, I will fucking kill you. How long we got on the podcast? on how much longer we go? Probably like six or seven minutes. Jesus, all right. It's not a lot of time to save my career

and get Zach out of this character. I've got it. I've got it. Oh, got it. And the Mary Queen of Scots died very suddenly, very tragically. Was a stranger to you, Scrot King? Never met.

Never met. Never met her. Could she have been a long lost ancestor coming from? Or a lover? No. Okay. All right. All right.

Are you going to act, Zach? Yeah. I just think it's fair. If you're going to, no, don't take my hand because you're going to try and pull my arm off. Oh, that was last two, three weeks ago. All right. Just let me rest my hand on top of yours like this. Nah, ah.

He tried to pull me. Everyone at home? Never put your fingers or hands near Zach. Zach. You'll bite him. I just feel like it's only fair that because my career was threatened. That Broden also gets his career threatened by you as well because I'm starting to feel a little on the outs here,

aren't you? Being the only one who must have to save their career. Although you sorted it out, didn't you? So I'm off the hook. You're off the hook. Great. Let's get Broden on the hook. Broden, queen of Scots.

Broden's not here, man. I mean, Jack Scrotts. Hello. I'd like for you to start your podcast now. Yeah. Hit it, Tom. Good luck. And we're going to be warm and convivial.

Yep. Sorry, Tom. I talked over the start of that music. Sorry. Needs a clean entry. You need a clean entry there, Tom. I'm going to be warm and convivial. Tom, sorry.

Cavivial. Convivial. I don't know this word. Okay. Hit it, Tom. Welcome to the Jack Scots podcast. My name is Jack Scots. And today we're going on an improvisational comedy adventure with two of the best comedians in Australia.

You know, one of them from. Auntie Donner, it's Zach Thank you so much for having me Jack Scots And you know Mark from Auntie Donner but also the Tiger Commercial Act From 2011 Defunct Air Line

What's up, Jack Scots? Very happy to be here Very excited to do whatever it is you do on this potty Talk to me Well, that's all we have time for today Why? Why? No, there's got to be more.

If you'd like to subscribe to the newsletter. Fell a bit flat, didn't it? We gave you everything. We gave you Tom's epidemic account. And Tom doing the pulling it up. We gave you our improvisational prowess. I just worked for the government in Canberra. I'm not trained for this.

But you have the power of Scrotts. A boon of Scroats. A boon of Scots. And your last name is Scots. And the boon of Scots and the last name Scots are Scots separate things. Just a coincidence. I've got to say, ever since I became a party boy, a few weeks ago I became a party boy. Party boy, Zach.

It's not a big part of the law yet. But my patience on a weekday. has gotten shorter. Because I'm hung over. And even through all of that, even through my lack of patience, even through our aggression, you somehow have consistently delivered.

Yeah. Broden, I know that you probably want to stay in character. Broden's not here, man. Okay, yeah, great. We'll pass this message on to Broden. I believe, with every fibre of my being, that Jack Scots could have been the best character this podcast has ever seen.

I believe his wings were clipped by myself and Mark, if I can speak for you, by you as well. I'm not comfortable with that. I believe I let you down, Jack Scots. But I believe even in spite of that, you're a top 10 character. Thank you. You're really fun.

I loved that bit with the podcast. I loved the boon of Scots. And any time you'd like to come on this. You've really changed your tune, yeah. Because I'm learning, I'm learning. Yeah, right. Is this growth? Mm-hmm.

Great. Growth in the scrot. Any time you want to come and be a guest on this podcast, you're welcome, Jack Scots. Thank you. Pun intended. Well, I don't understand the pun. Come.

Comes from Scrot. Sure, sure. Listen, we didn't get to the promised third you choose. Or did we. Or did we. We came in with nothing. Because, Zach, it's Brod in here. That's right.

You may know me as the performer of Wonder Little Jack Scrots. I love seeing voice actors change their voice. Well, what's funny is because I know the animated Jack Scrott. Well, I'm saying it's going to be a great clip. I love seeing when, like, like, you know, Dan Castanella does. He's just talking normal and then... What are you implying?

That you changed your voice. Oh, sorry. No, that's all right. Sorry. Yeah. I thought you're saying something about my wife and kids. No, no. Which you don't have.

He's got a partner in a dog. Yeah, which is different to it. To a wife and kids, I think it's fair to say. I don't think I'm wrong there. No, you know, I absolutely agree with you. Why are you saying it like that? What are you talking about? I'm not saying it like anything.

All right, we want to get in this stuff, right? What does the fucking R.R. Stam for on your beanie? Red Rocket. It's, yeah, it's the Sean Baker's underrated film about a porn star returning home. No, it's a reference to Twin Peaks. It was bought, it was given to me by a fan. Yeah, I don't get.

What are we, uh, what are you saying? It was a, get to us, give us to us at a show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I what were you I don't know what were you saying what were you saying? This is the episode where we came in with nothing

Everyone Everyone stop Someone was saying Stop All right Stop What's going on What were you saying

When Who? Wait I got it Okay I know what we were saying But what were you saying But stop

Everyone stop Stop Let me fucking breathe for a second And have a think What were you saying? Just say what you were saying Can we stop? Stop for one saying

one second, let everyone speak. We'll go around in a circle and everyone say what they were going to say. It's up. Stop. Wait. Wait. Stop. Sorry. It's up to you. Tom. Yeah. It's up to you. That's what I was saying. Yeah. It's up to you. Now you go, you. You. You. Say you. You. All right. Tom, what were you saying? Stop. What were you saying? And it turns out that it was the episode where we came in. with nothing. That's what you voted on. That's what you voted on.

And that's what we did for number three. And now you go around and what you had to say? That's what, that is what I had to say. Okay. And why did you have to say? Hey, my name's Broden. I'm excited to be here and learn. That's what you were going to say?

Yeah. You're going to say that? Because I was going to say same thing as him. Yeah. I was going to say that and the same thing as you were going to say that. At the end of the podcast. The end of the podcast, you were going to say that. I don't believe you.

That's what you were going to say. I think you're lying. I'm not lying. You went to, that's you. We were all talking and you went to say, I'm Brodyn. I'm happy to be here. That's what you were going to say.

Yes. Brodan, I'm a party boy now. Oh, fuck. I know, cunt. And my patience is wearing thin. Well, thank God you're not a doctor. And thank God. you're here.

If your patients were wearing thin, like clothes, you probably see all their bits and bobs. They get cold. Yeah. Okay. Let's find out what we're doing next week. Thanks for that. If you'd like to see more Jack Post. Jack Scrot.

Jack Scrot. Well, now we have to meet Jack Post. He's a football player, I think. No, no, no. He's a Hamish and Andy producer. Jack Post. I can ring him. It might be worth it.

Nah. It could be worth it. Who is he? Jack Post. Does he know Jack Frost? Just ask him. Which Jack Frost? The one from, I guess.

Are you talking about the Martin Short, Jack Frost? I'm going to ring Jack Post. Don't ring Jack Post. Ask him if you've seen the version of Titanic. What? Ask him if you've seen the version of Titanic where Rose is sitting on a single cedar sofa. and he plays Jack Frost. And they tell them, well.

Someone got screened. Excuse me? You probably got screened. It's fucking... To say he's not doing that to Hugh Jackman. Yeah. If he wasn't looking at his phone, he would. He could have been on air.

Recording Hamish and Andy. It could be that. Could have been on the toilet. Should we like cut the last five minutes just for vibe? I think if anything, let's make the last five minutes its own podcast. Let's put it at the top. Let's put it out. Like one of those reels.

Yeah. So it happens twice. Yeah. That's a good idea. I think that's a good idea. This week. Yeah. You know, that was with the funniest bit,

with the punchline at the start of the clip. So put this at the start of the clip and then just. I'm going to do it. And then make the clip like half an hour. Who are you going to call? Oh, you'll find out. LubeMobile? So I'm getting a call.

Hello? Briden, you're on the podcast. I don't agree to that. This is daring. Braden? Yeah. Are you fucking, fuck you, you fucking dog cunt? So what was that about, Zach?

What's going on with you? It's going on in your life. It makes you do things like that. I wanted to do a prank call like you guys were doing. You always do the prank calls. I thought it was a bit rude, if I'm being honest. What are you calling now? So I'm getting a call.

Hello? Hey, Broden, I just wanted to apologize. I was acting up. I was trying to appear cool in front of Mark and Broden, and I didn't have a joke planned, and that's why I said those red things to you. That's right. That's right.

I understand it. Yeah, I'll head off. I just wanted to apologize. That's very big of you, Zach. Again, more. I'm a full man and my brain is that of a bad as well. What? Even though I made that choice.

Yeah. And it was a juvenile choice. He's suggesting that you were saying that when you said that's very big of you, that you were saying he was like. Tom Hanks. The plot of the movie big. I think you thought because prank calls are something little boys do. Maybe you thought I was doing a 13 going on 30 situation.

But no. I meant more. when Tom Hanks in the movie Big does that When he bones that, yeah I was like that was very big of you As in

I'm bone broden Um God I just want to put that offer out To you guys again No yeah I'm starting to feel to cut I'm starting to feel Maybe we cut it

Maybe this is just for Patreon Uh Cause they'll take any old slop Can't believe you said I've bones bro then I don't think I I think I said that But run the tape back

I don't I never boned you No Give a dog a bone, though. That's the end of the podcast, yeah. You voted for it. Oh, it's, yeah. You've been listening to the Auntie Donna podcast.

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