Aunty Donna Podcast - Jeopardy 2!

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

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If you like this show, then come and support us on the Auntie Donna Club powered by Patreon. Follow the links. Cheers, mate. This is a Grouse House podcast. Hello, welcome to Jeopardy. Joining us is carryover champion Mark Banana. What's going on? From Mark Banana from Werribee.

Do you want to do that again? No, it's fine. All right. And also here is Brod and Kelly. And I am Crazy Pete. new host of Jeopardy because what's his face? Ken Jennings. We're missing.

He ran away because he left a note. And in the note he said, I'm running away, I'm going away. Don't try to find me. All he packed in his backpack was his Nerf gun and a Granny Smith apple. And he left a note saying, don't look for me. Crazy Pete can take my place. Did anyone else see that note? Uh, no.

Because I did. Oh, you did. I can verify. Oh, yeah. It wasn't in his handwriting. Yeah, no, but I believe. It was in Courtney Love's. I saw him ride it though.

It was in Courtney Love. You saw him write it. I saw him ride it and he said, I'm writing in the style of Courtney Love. That's awesome. Because, and then Courtney Love turned to him and said, I shot Kirk Cobain in the head. Really? And then he told me that. Wow.

That's crazy that she did that. All right. I got snob. between, you know when you got snot between your nose and your throat? Yeah, put the musical. It's hard to do anything with that. This is who gives a shit? Cun.

That works for Jeopardy. That works for Jeopardy. That's what I was doing. Listen to me, man. Listen to me. Yeah, yeah. When we were competing against each other, right now, I can fucking destroy you. I know.

I know you have more power in this episode than I, than in the previous one were on the same level. but I was just, you know, doing a funny little jeopardy joke. How do we decide who asks the first question? Who picks the first? I think we flip a coin. The carryover. I'll flip a coin.

Flip a coin. You can't put something like that to chance. Heads or tails. Call it. You can't, Mark, you can't put something like that to chance. Heads or tails. Tails. It's heads.

Sorry, ma'am. Carry over champion. But you say you make your own luck, cut. But you don't make your own luck. Guys, get this shit. You're being Harvey dead. You make your own duck. I'm getting this ship back on the fucking road.

If you go down to a nice butcher, you go down the meat smith. You don't make the duck, do you? I'm getting this ship. Yeah, that's not making it. You make your own duck stock. This car, this truck. All right. Duck stock.

Yeah, stock of a duck. Chicken stock. I've never had duck stock. Pick one. No shit. Pick a thing. Can't. Who has or hasn't had duck stock for $1,000?

dollars. Here's a good question. Mark Bananao has had duck stop, stop, stock. What is duck stock? Incorrect. Who is Broan and Kelly?

And the answer is what is yes? Sorry, I struggle with the question. No, yeah. So what you do is you just say like, say like a fact. Crazy Pete. Just say like a fact. fact rather than a question, just say like a fact about the topic.

Okay. And then we, um, I really struggle with that set up. And then we ask a question, uh, because you're giving the answer to the question. Is this the wrong way around though? Yes, but that's why, that's why this show is sustained for hundreds and hundreds of years because of how different it is. Oh, couldn't we, okay. Broden, your turn.

I'll take, uh, quoted quotables for 400. Quoted quotables Um Okay Uh Um So this is a So

For what How much? Uh 400 400 400 400 $400 Uh I'll be in naughty land by two Was said by Broder Kelly in the PUD video

Is What is correct No correct What is yes? No, incorrect. What are you doing? The correct answer is, could you tell me a quote? No.

No, it's not. That's not how it works, Crazy Pete. Although, hey, maybe Crazy Pete's Jeopardy is a little different. No, I'm trying. Mark, your turn. No, I pick from the board again because. Because he's- No one got it. When Ken Jennings was the host?

Oh, no. That might have been true. And it's still true today. Great. Bro, your choice. I'll take crazy musicians for 600. 600. Musicians.

So it would be about cows or songs. Cows with guns. Who is, oh, I actually don't know who did that. Oh. Cows with guns? Who is bovine Boris? No, incorrect. who is Primus.

I think I downloaded is that on line wire, but it's not primus. No, it's not the correct. The correct answer is, what is the song, Zach remembers fondly and listened to recently

and it holds up. Are you trying? That question works. Are you trying? Are you trying? Is that not a question? That could be an answer. Not in the style,

tone or spirit. Most importantly, the spirit of Jeopardy. I'm fucking underarm bowling the motherfucker you motherfuckers right now. What's that mean? I'm not in the spirit of the game, but it is technically. Score update.

Score update. Got minus 200 for both of you. All right. Your choice, Brodom. Your choice. What is encyclopedic minds for 500? Oh, encyclopedic minds. Very good.

This popular website is replaced. Encyclopedias in the 2000. Mark. I know you're going to have some cunt answer to this, but what I have is what is Wikipedia? Correct. All right, your term, Mark.

Oh, wait, first we'll go to an outbreak. And when we come back, getting to know these boys. And then play some music. Just play some of the music for the... Yeah. And welcome back to Jeopardy, hosted by me, Crazy.

Pete. Mark, you went to acting school, I believe. That's right I did. You consult the music. Tell us a little bit about that. That must have been interesting. It was fascinating three years in my life where I really discovered who I was and discovered that I wasn't a lazy person who didn't have work ethic. I just hadn't found what I was passionate about yet and it really changed my life. That's really wonderful. They really pushed the notion that I was a lazy person without work ethic into me to the level that it still has negative impacts. Interesting. But they taught me how to act.

I was talking about my experience. Broden. Yes. You owe me $15. For what? I bought lunch in the US. We've got a genuine spin take. Where from?

I covered lunch. It was at, it was like, I think you got pancakes. It was at like a diner. What diner? It wasn't the last, it was two tours ago. We talked, what diner? We were at a diner. I think it was somewhere in the middle.

No, sorry, you owe Zach $15. From two tours ago? Yeah. For what city? It was one of the middle ones. Maybe Chicago. I think Chicago. A diner, because I can remember this shit, right?

Yeah. So you better bring fucking receipts. Because what diner in Chicago? We went and had deep dish in Chicago. We had deep dish at. at like a pizza bar. Well, it was in Chicago. Remember, you got pancakes.

Defend yourself, bro. I'm working through it. If I owe you 15 bucks, I'm happy to give you that 15 bucks, but I just want to know. You don't. That was a test. And you succeeded.

Congratulations. I made all of that up. Well, this is a get to know you bit. Well, I think I know your soul. Yeah. Well, you did get to know me because I wanted to know. You'll staunchly defend yourself. But I will remember a story of Zab,

is, I was thinking about this the other day, you know when you're waking up and you have thoughts? No. The other day I was, you don't know about waking up and having thoughts? I wake up. I'm a blank canvas man. Yeah, I never really have thought. No, no.

I don't really have thoughts. No, absolutely not. No. Not in the way that you're described. Well, I have thoughts, right? Yeah, I know you do. That's weird. And they're pretty crook, the ones you say off, off camera.

I can't defend that. But the shit that's come out of your mouth? In the mornings? Yeah. Oh man. Yeah. Man, pretty crazy. Some of the stuff, Brodin comes in and says,

and he'll come around. He'll come around. We'll explain to him why that's wrong and he'll go, oh, I didn't think of it that way. But fuck, the first thought in the, oh. Despicable me. Yeah. They are minion style thoughts.

Oh, well, that's fine. Yeah. All right. So we're going to go to a real ad break. I just don't, I just don't understand, Tom, why you couldn't have made the. ad break the ad break. Because six minutes is too early.

You did it at six minutes too early. So we'll go to a real ad break now. To make the people suffer through an ad. But I have a story about Zach that I'll tell. When we come back. Maybe Broden's going to throw me under the bus. At their old office, an ice cream man used to come by a Mr. Whippy.

And if he came, Zach knew that I like, he would give me cash to go and he's like, go, go, go. I forget about that. And then would ask for it back two years later. Well, no, he never, that's why it's strange. I'm like, he just gave out like $20 a cash to me to go get a Mr. Whippy.

Wow. Nothing makes me happy. Yeah. Nothing makes me happy. That's the strangest conspiracy. That is the weirdest. What was the conspiracy theory? That I'm trying to make you fat.

Like, like some weird. For a Christmas turkey. Go get a whipped cream on top. Go ahead. Yeah. That I won't be the only chubby one. 20 bucks for Mr. Whippy. That's a lot.

Make sure you get sprinkles. Yeah. A image of a $20 note just given to me, but he said, go, go. Get one for me. Oh, no, actually, I'm not hungry. You have both. You're plumping me up. He's a feeder.

Yeah. Yeah, it's my plump little bro. Yes, you were going to become his prized pig, weren't you? The fattest hog at the fair. I just love sweeties, and I often have cash, and it brings me joy. Yeah. Well, back to it. Pick one.

Why do you have cash all the time, you're fucking wog? Why do I have cash? I've been told it's a good way to save money because you can see it. Yeah. So I'll often try and get out 50 and be like, that's my 50 for the week. And then no one takes cash anymore. So then it's like, and then it's like a pleasant surprise because I'll find cash in my pocket. Yeah.

So I probably spend $50 more. Who has the board? But what's this one? Mark. I'll take who does and doesn't have cash on them for $1,000. Yeah, all right. And this one is, can I say it? Yes, but we'll beep it.

You say it. Yeah, you just point at me when you want me to say it. Wogs? Women. Oh. Wog women. Wog women. Sorry.

B. Can't beat me. Say that. Bizz. Who is Fethy? Incorrect. Wait, that was the question? Yeah.

Who always has cash on them? No, the question was, what is a term that is a bit offensive in Australia, but very offensive in the UK? Bz. The answers. Yeah. But the answer is unacceptable. That's not what the show is. Your turn.

Okay. I'll take. Famous Australian novelists for 600? Yep, sure. This one is J.K. Rowling. Yeah, who wrote Harry Potter? Incorrect. Yep.

Who is transphobic? Correct, but not the question. But I still get money. No. Just some of your cash. What's the answer? Who went after that boxer? Remember that boxer during the Olympics and just fucking lost their mind on Twitter?

Yeah, but that's Australian authors Yeah, she's got to do I was like, you can't Why this is a problem? I got the answer, you do a question and you're wrong But it's got to be framed so that it should be positioning it So someone can answer with a name of shit Ah, okay, if you don't

It's, I've got the board You've got to pick this up man Because I don't want to have to do a third Jeopardy episode Where I'm hosting The Jeopardy era is one of our worst. Well, we'll see. Because I think we might have to do another one after this.

No doubt. Just to redeem ourselves. Shit. Sheet. Epic conclusion to the Jeopardy trilogy. Yeah. All right. Broden.

I'll take... I'll take coffee or creamer for 600. Coffee or creamer for 600. Cream is another way you could describe a coming in your pants. Yeah, ma. What is Spoof City? Yes, correct. Yes.

Mark, you're on 200, Broden. You're on minus 200. Mark, you're on the board. I'll take residents of Spoof City for $1,000. Residents of Spoof City for $1,000. After some electoral controversy, Mr Spoof finally did buy, move into the property he owned in the Spoof electorate.

Broan. Who is Peter Spoof and Dutton? Yes, correct. Damn. Broden Kelly for the... We'll stay with that. We'll stay with members of Spoole City for... I know you're on 200.

Was that for 400? Yep. Yeah. You're on 200. We're equal. We'll stay there. We'll keep on the board there. Members of Spoole City for 800.

Members of Spoof City for 800. Lady Spoof, the grandest and most richest lady in all of Spoof City. It was Spoofie Ryan Hunt. That's correct. Fuck. Broader Kelly. We'll stay with that for a thousand. A thousand for Spoof City.

Yo, where's my spoof? Is the famous catchphrase of this spoof idol. Who is Will Spoof? Will Spoof. It's correct. We'll take members of Spoof City for 200. Get out of here, you spoof bum. Is said by the Spoof Police in which district of Spoof City.

What is? comeville. Incorrect, Broden. What is Hopper spoofing? Hopper spoofing is correct. I grew up there. I'll take famous Australian authors for 600. 600.

We've got, oh, this one is a good one. My brilliant career was written by this pioneering author. Broden Kelly. Who is Stella Maw-Spuffin? No, unfortunately, that is incorrect. The question was, what is one, what is a way what is a book that was written by name of the question was could you please name a book written by a pioneering australian writer and tell us that who it was written by without saying their name

was my brilliant career no that was the question still in miles franklin um mark your turn i don't know still what were the i'll take what do you i see what you're doing i'll take pots and pans for a thousand pots and pans for a thousand one pop pasta is a bit stodgy but can be done well. Yep. What is Carbonara? No, unfortunately it is what did Zach think from 2021 to 2023, but has later realized was incorrect.

Why are you bringing up a member of the comedy troupe who's not in this podcast's thoughts around pasta? Brod and Kelly, your turn. I'll take pots and pans for 800. Pots, pans and other things starting. with P. Mark. What is Peter Pan?

Correct. Fuck yeah. So the question. That was a fucking guess. That was a fucking guess. That was a guess, man. Go again. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah, let's keep it rolling. I'll go pots and pans for 400. Pots and pans for 400. Yes, very good. Induction heating is good for when you put your hand on the, on the heater. This is.

What is magnetized? No, unfortunately. It is magnets though. What is pepper pots? No, the question was, what is induction heating good for? In pots and pans? Well, you use pots and pans on induction heating. Do you not?

All right. Mark your turn? Potts and pans are you used on induction heating? You use this on induction heating. What is pots and pans? Correct. It was in the, I said it in the last, when I was trying to answer the last one

So that's why I got that All right next round This one up to 2000 now Is that correct? Yeah double jeopardy Yeah double jeopardy Mark Did you say fuck?

I said Mark Okay sorry I wasn't sure I thought you were like Fuck we're up to double jeopardy Fuck All right I'll take If you ever do a solo show Mark

You call it fuck it's Mac No And I won't Fuck it's Mac Can you announce it and then cancel it? And it's you flying through the air With lots of... And then in your cancellation

Can you be vague but blame people? Do you know what I mean? Be vague but blame people. Yeah, yeah. Be like, unfortunately, because of other people's... Schedules. Schedules and actions, I cannot. Yeah.

Yeah. I'll take... I'll take glasses and classes. and classes for $1,000, which is actually $2,000. So for $2,000. You say, well, it's... Say for $2,000. Just say for $2,000.

Does it say $2,000 on the board? Yeah, we'd say, yeah. But is that $4,000? No, it's just $2,000. Sometimes when you go to a store, it says 50% off. And you're like, is that on the price tag that's on there? Or is it, if there's a discounted sticker on it, is it 50% off that price tag? Has it already been discounted?

Do you remember... Or I'm not done. Okay. Or is it a further 50% off the markdown price? So in this situation, I'm not a fucking idiot for asking that. And I would just like that to be known by the audience. Broden, go. Do you remember when we brought the pod back and Tom would laugh every episode?

Yeah. He's done. He just has a polite smile. I still laugh. It's funny. Yeah. Ooh, just the warm cuts era has not taken off yet. Yet.

I just think it's funny that the last episode you couldn't sustain Jeopardy for 20 minutes. So you had to go to investigative journalism. Well, well. Well, and Tony Chocoloni. But well, how much have we, how, what's the time now? Yeah, well, we're on double jeopardy, not final yet. We're fucking doing one better than we did last time, Paul. This couldn't sustain this.

credit where credits due, right? Sometimes it takes a little while to figure out how to do 30 minutes on Jeopardy. No one's ever done. Jeopardy is a structure for comedy, Tom. We're innovating here. Get to make him pick. He's picked glasses and classes. Oh, great.

For $2,000. Which gets definitely 2000? Yeah. Great. No, they don't like that. They like booze, sports and having girlfriends. Who are jocks Yes correct

Brian Kelly I'll take the board again I'll take Classes and glasses For how much 1,000 Great Or 2,000

For double The doubled 1,000 2000 is the most in that category The second highest amount is 1,000 Then it's What happened to the 800? It's still there 2000 is now what you can do

So it goes 10,000 I think it goes 2,000, 1,500 And then like 250s Oh whatever So what are we doing now? Don't get mad. Come on, just, I don't understand this doubling. Don't get mad.

That's how I feel about the questions. Why is it called double jeopardy if the money doubles? Shouldn't it be called double monies? No, because it's a pun on that movie with Ashley Judd where she kills her wife twice. She doesn't kill her wife. She kills her husband. But she doesn't kill her husband. Yeah.

She only kills her husband once. But isn't it funny? It's the exact same plot as. the fugitive. No, it's not. Yeah, it's Tommy Lee Jones chasing someone who's been wrongfully accused. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why there's a, you know, there's a sequel to the fugitive? Yeah. Yeah, but where he plays the same character and he has the same cop team. And then there's double jeopardy after that, which is the same plot again.

Yeah, but it's the same with Morgan Freeman where there's just a bunch of movies where he's a detective, some of them are linked like Kiss the Girls and Along Came a Spider, he's the same person, but he's not the same person in seven. Morgan Freeman? Yeah. And then there's just a bunch of,

They're all just doing. Broden. Yeah. Glasses and classes. Yeah. For a thousand. They have, nerds have these in their pocket. Broden.

Right, Mark. What are calculators? Incorrect, Broden. What are asthma puffers? Incorrect. What are spectacles or glasses? Incorrect. Browden.

What are a container for your retainer? Incorrect. The answer was penholder. I would have also accepted pens in their front pocket, you know? Penholder? Penholder, that's a pocket. That's what nerds have. They have pens in their pocket.

Yeah, but the penholders just... I would have accepted pens. You don't know this about nerds. They have pens in their... They wear crisp white shirts and in their front pocket. They have pens in them. But you would have accepted penholders. Tom, can you look up penholders for me, bud?

So just while he looks that up, I just want to say, remind everyone that I'm the fucking boss here. Look up penholders for front pocket of shirt. That's what you need. Penholder for front pockets. That nerds use. Yeah. It says durable, no, it's not a thing.

Oh, it is. I see. Pocket protectors, they're called. Pocket protectors. So you put it in there so the ink doesn't go in your shirt pocket. But that's not a penholder. That's a pocket protector. That can protect you from many a different thing.

It says pen, most of them are called pen. But it can protect you from goo. It can protect you from wet. It can protect you from any kind of. The spirit of the thing is that. I would say, Mark, in fairness, goo is wet. Yeah, but oh yeah, but it can protect you from sauce. Many things are wet.

I just mean, you should have said, you should have said, you in there, pink is wet. You should have said it can protect you from wet. Well, I did. I said it can protect you from wet such as goo, such as sauce. It can protect you from wet colon or semi-colon. goo, sauce, mustards.

Sauce is mustard. No, mustards aren't a sauce. Mark, can I offer something here? It's not called mustard sauce, but it is called barbecue sauce. Mark. It's called tomato sauce. It's called ketchup. It's called mayonnaise sauce.

No, it's not called mayonnaise sauce. Egg sauce. Which is, I don't think I've ever heard mayonnaise called egg sauce. Egg sauce, but the sauce of the egg is the chicken. Hey, guys, have you ever thought about this? Mayanase and custard are cousins. Mayanase and custard are cousins. Do you understand what I'm saying here?

Yeah, because they're both egg sauces. Is this a 730 report investigative? One is a sweet egg sauce for your dessert. The other, a savory egg sauce for your dinner. But custard is a cousin to mayonnaise. Stop the music, Tom. Mark, I want to put to bed this whole thing. The Jeopardy thing?

No, the Jeopardy thing. We're coming back next week with Jeopardy. But we've got to go to the investigative journal. But before we do, I want to put this to bed. Yeah. Now, I don't think we're ever going to agree here, but what I would like to do is I would like to... Agree to disagree about that. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Great. I would like to release a joint statement. I don't know if you should be doing that high. Yeah. Hey, baby, we're smoking. a spliff. We're smoking a joint, baby.

I can see through time. That's my statement. Oh, I can see rainbows. I'd like to release a joint statement, yeah, where we both admit, yeah, that I will admit in my, in the joint statement, I will admit that I was wrong about the name of the pocket protector. Yep. If in the same joint statement, you will admit that you were wrong about the concept of something

designed to protect pens in a pocket. You are changing the goalposts. You said it was a pen holder. And what exists is something to protect your pocket from pens that are holding themselves. It is a bit of a straw man fallacy. Well, no, but listen to what I'm saying here. What I'm saying here is we're never going to agree on this. It is a straw man fallacy.

I'm changing the goalpost. All I'm asking for is a joint statement. I'll give you a blunt statement. What do you want? What will get you this statement? How can I change my word? How can we get this statement? A joint statement, because do you understand what he's doing there?

Yeah, yeah. Because it's both marijuana used. Like, it's marijuana-ing. Yeah, I understand. But I just, we need to get to the bottom of this or else Don is never going to get, we're never going to get past this. The only thing that. I'm happy to change the wording in my statement.

I want to know what you're willing to put in the statement. thing is if you change the wording of your statement then there's no way we then you're just agreeing with me because you were wrong i just can't agree to that man what can i what can we agree to we can what what could get you over the line in but i will not admit that i was wrong let me win final jeopardy no matter what i write and what happens in the state what about the statement i will fucking say that i was wrong final jeopardy i don't want that i just want us to both say something all right I'll say What can you concede?

I just need something. What? I just need you to concede something in the joint statement. I'll concede whatever you fucking want me to. As long as you win Jeopardy. As long as I win Final Jeopardy. You tell me what to say. All you've got to say is I will admit that Zach was right about there being something for pens and pockets.

Something for pens and pockets is all I mean. Okay. Something for pens in pockets. Zach was right about something for pens and. pockets, but I do not concede that he was correct about what that thing was. Zach was right in his assumption that pockets have something for pens. If you can give me that, then we're going to get this over the line. I would ask you both, though, is a legal sort of mediation the best use of our time here?

All you've got to do is get him over the line on this statement and I'm happy. I know, you're the problem too. I'm the problem. Something. I'm, no, no, no, I need to be really clear. I'm the only problem here. Something, something for, something that is made for pockets. That can be used for pens.

That is pen adjacent. Shut the fuck up. That is pen adjacent. That a pen can and has been used for. Give me the wording back. It's the pocket that is using it. Zach was right in the sense that a pocket, that a pocket can hold pens and that sometimes the issue,

the issue with. pens is that there is wetness inside a pen. Great. And there is something for pockets that protects the pocket from wetness, not necessarily pens. It could be any kind of wetness. It can be a goo. It can be a sauce, a mustard.

But pens are included in the goo category. Ink? The ink of pens. The ink of pens is included in the, in the, in the, in the overall wetness category. Tom. Tom. That I will concede. Lucy, can you go back, transcribe this into a statement to be released on

the... Grousehouse TV. Grouse house TV. Podcast, Arnie Donna podcast. Mark and Zach Instagram accounts, a shared post.

Is that alright, Lucy? Instagram a Ken. Can you make sure that Lucy? Are you good to do that? There's a joint statement we've just agreed to. The language of it is in the podcast. If you can transcribe that. What's that?

What? It's just a joint statement. All right. And I'm happy to move past it. Mark. Thank you so much. I'm not going to give you my hand You're going to try and rip my arm off

I just want to shake your hand man We have to close a deal with a handshake If I'm fucking try to rip my arm off You can all right We got the final round No they're fucking shows over No we're going to do the final jeopardy man All right okay all right

All right All right Good luck ma'am Thank you How does this one work again? It's anyone's game Firstly what is our money Scores

Oh Broden is on 7000 Great Mark is on 7,100 Oh you've got a wager Yeah. And what is the question?

How do they do the question again? It's the same. Just a big one. But yeah, we have to write it down. You give a statement and then we've got time to think. And then we've got time to think on this one. Okay. We've got to put our wagering in now as well.

So wager, what are you going to wager? Sure. I'm not telling you. All right. All right. Here we go. The question is, this is a perfectly valid thing to call a pocket protector.

I can run. I don't write it down. Say it was called. Oh, what did I call it? Well, I called it a ped-hole bar. Okay, great. All right. Here we are, Mark.

How much did you wager? 7,100. 7,100. And what was your question? What was my question? Yeah, and what was your answer question? The question was, what is a valid thing to call? The answer was, this is a valid thing.

valid thing to call a pocket protector. I wrote, what is a pen holder? Broden? I waged $200. So that would just take me just above mark. And I've put pen protector. Pocket protector. Pocket protector.

Broden, you are correct. Wait, what, what, what? I conceded. What? I conceded to you earlier. But then I answer it, then I actually answer it correctly? Oh, really?

You said pocket protector. Yeah. And what do you say? Penholder, what is it? So you say that's, you answered correctly. But you said he answered correctly. I could be wrong. You just got to make the case.

You said what is a valid, what is another valid name for a pocket protector? And he said, what is a pocket protector? What did you say? I said, what is a penholder? Yeah. And do you think you're right?

Well, you said I was wrong. So I must be wrong. No, no. I'm happy to give it to you if you believe that you're right in your heart. Do you believe in your heart that you're right? I believe in the will of man. And now sign your name to this document. That says to say I would win.

But you also said I would win no matter what. And it's so simple. Just signed the document. It is just a name. Just sign your name. It is but a name. Why, you have given it all else. Just sign your name.

I signed my name on the fair document. Oh, great. Great. That's the alternate ending to the crucible. All right. The crucible as written by Elya Kazan. No worries. All right.

See, boys. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night, everyone. It's out for the music on. That's so funny. That's a really fun.

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