Aunty Donna Podcast - Judas

Episode Date: October 17, 2018

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A list of our production. Welcome to the Unidona podcast. It's a beautiful, we record this on a beautiful Wednesday afternoon in beautiful Melbourne, second most livable city on our days off between our two. We're almost done. Adelaide Perth, Melbourne left, tickets on sale. Some of those shows, I'm so what out, get in there quick. Zach, good morning. How are you? That was smooth. That was very smooth. Didn't sound like a crime at all. Good to hear you. And then Mark. I'm good. How are you? Great, thank you.

It's a beautiful day today. Guys, we've been getting a lot of stuff on the subreddit about one of the characters that's been popping up in the podcast. Judas is scary yet. You guys know Judas. About one of the characters has been popping up in the podcast Judas is scary it you guys know Judas. Yes. Yeah, he has an obsession with I actually can't remember one of the one of the elements from the periodic table That's right. Is it sodium? potassium I believe is a dime is it dime? It't isn't is it not coal

What is diamond made out of carbon carbon? Which is CA CA is it see that's calcium the carbon cut CEO That's that's H2O that's No H2O is helium and oxygen hydrogen hydrogen and oxygen fucking it is helium helium HG Yeah silver silver no no it's not that maybe Is it platinum? Was it platinum?

You're thinking of your velocity membership Okay You're thinking of your velocity membership. Okay. So no, it's not my frequent fly of velocity membership. I want blockbuster membership. Blockbuster membership. I don't think that's on the periodic table. It is. It is. Okay.

Blockbuster membership plus water, mine, plus oxygen, plus hydrogen, equals, so weakly. A week, a wet membership card right Wet membership card. I think it's silver. I don't know It's it's That's why you're thinking silver because it's a very what's a word that's similar to silver Pilfa pilfa What's a word that's similar to silver? Pilfer. Pilfer, dilfer, slime. Slime, I don't think that's the thing. Silver?

No, it's not silver. I would know if it was silver. As soon as I hear it, I'm gonna go, that's the thing that he likes. Judas. Silver! Oh, it was silver. Well, look guys, I have a time machine.

I thought we could... What do you bring you have a time machine? I have a time machine. I Have a time machine. I don't make me explain any further than this. Come on. Where did you get it from? I have I got a magic dollar just on front week straight That's like saying you can't ask any questions, but I have to suck your dick right now. Yeah, like, I have questions. I've no, no man or woman has ever had a time machine before. No human beings has ever had a time machine before.

It happens in the movies all the time. And this is fiction. No, no, Mark, this is real life. Where did you get the time machine? I told you, I got a $1 it from Magic Dollar on Brunswick Street Which is like a two-dollar shop or a one-pound shop for those without Pardon but it's more like a 55p shop 55p. No, they call it a one-pound shop It's like the name of the shop but the thing the yeah is at that low

That's about what it is. Yeah, I don't know. it went down after Brexit, but I think it's gone back out. My question is, let me talk about the signs behind this time machine. Is this one in a prestige kind of manner where I am transported? Or, wait, if is my body... That's a cloning machine. Yeah, I understand. And I realized that as I was saying that, and then I was going to be sending myself up, for embarrassment to upwards upwards the whole end. The whole ending is all the dead Hugh Jackman's. I'll give it away. Some of us here haven't seen it yet. You've seen it?

I've seen it. I'm talking about us. I like them. We haven't seen it. You haven't seen it yet, have you? And that's okay. But still, that doesn't completely give away what happens. But I just want to say, but no, but Mark,

it's a great final image. I don't want to give away the twist to you. He's doing that thing again. I've seen the movie though. No, I'm not talking to you. I'm just reaching out. It's a radio trick where we're not broadcasting to thousands. We're just broadcasting to you.

You know that thing he did? Oh yeah, that's right. I know, I remember this joke very well. This thing I did, so. That thing you do. Do. So you haven't seen the end of, you haven't seen the end of the prestige.

Just like I said it, I've not even got a, oh God. You haven't seen the end of the prestige. Got above. Broden. No Broden, have you seen the no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We had Zach's his time machine machine the way I thought maybe I'd mispronounce the word but maybe it wasn't obvious enough you do I didn't notice great Mark Mimimimi. La la la la. Mark, you wanted to say time machine as if someone had been time machine. And I also just want to know that that wouldn't have been correct grammatically. Which is fine though.

Where just a couple of mates have a bit of a vibe. You can say time machine. You can say time machine you can say time machine It can be a verb, but no an adjective no the What you said Was time machine Look at you

All right, so is this you time machine, sheen him in? Is it you becoming a turkey or is it sort of just a segue? It's, what I think we should do is go back in time and see how Judas Scariot got from the moment he betrayed Jesus to ending up in our podcast. Judas, kind of like a Judas, very cool. So do interrupt here. Judas never portrayed Jesus.

Judas was a disciple. He was not an actor and at no point did he portray Jesus. I said, as a portrayed. Yes, absolutely. And he never betrayed Jesus if anything if Judas was to be in a production about Jesus he would portray Judas or signless Elis not not if not if not if Judas was an incredible act though why are you putting Judas in a Judas box that's so unfair would you love it if people said or you can only play goofball characters

knows like you have range Judas can play Judas and Jesus. I know for a fact that Judas considers himself as more of a writer. Well, I didn't know that. Judas, and that's why... Are you a writer or an actor in your opinion? Oh, yeah, yeah. Say, I would do whatever you want me to,

as long as you give me a better silver. Ah! He's all about bit of silver. Ah! He's all about that cheeky silver. Alright, well let's do it. What year do we have to go back to? We need to go back to something probably BC. Are we going before he betrayed Jesus? The moment of betraying Jesus.

Betraying. So it's all back to the 1940s, yeah? Yes. No, back to the 1940s for the yearly Christmas play. To just betray Jesus the baby. Here we go. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, both are in the war. Do you see, because I'm unclear as whether I'm Broden of 2018. Yeah, you're Broden of 2018. And I know I'm man of 1940. No, no, no, no, you're Broden of 2018. We've traveled back in time, but it's very important.

I get clarity on this. Well, I'm giving you clarity. I mean, it's everyone knows time travel. I have time travel works., but who's gonna play the 1940s people? Can we do that? Yes, we can do that. We can play a range of characters. That's the sort of set up for us. I say, but it's also Listen, you're gonna have ourselves a little play. Yeah! Real fun like. Yeah. We got this Judas fella.

He's gonna play Jesus. And we got a beautiful name to play the mother Mary. Yeah. But she ain't a virgin, that's for sure. It's a real respectable like she. Say. I don't understand why you had to take it that way, dear. It's because it's an 1940s, well, misogynist, eh?

You got there, Buck McAllister there. He's a real misogynist, see? He's been being misogynist since 19-12 for a score. For a score, wasn't really something to say. For a score, so for a score. Say, let me tell you, say, I'm a misogynist, but more of the casual 1940s, type, say. Say, I'm a misogynist I'll give you a background anytime say say boys

What do you say we go down on the old five and down check out what Judas is scary? It's skittin' stepin' about I just want to go back on my joke there I hear it wasn't given the right appreciation between the from those in the colony our Caldians here I'm telling you that I'm a misogynist that's someone who misogies people So I see I get a book quarter for that now right now you put it take off my hand you give me a buck quarter Give me a buck quarter for that joke. I make a little quip for you Thank you so much. That's two pieces of silver I got right there You ready

Hello there to be so scared you want some of that silver I'll give you right now for a buck in a quarter. I'll get that silver right back off you there. Sorry. Hey, say, I'll tell you, Judas, I'm a joke man. I'll tell jokes for a quarter book. Do you give me the silver? Well, sure, you can have that silver right there. Would you want to hear a joke?

No. Oh, where did I lost myself a buck? Well, Judas hasn't changed a that silver right there. Would you want to hear a joke? No. Oh, well, I lost myself a book quality. She says, Judas hasn't changed a lot in up to 80 years. Well, if there's a man standing in front of me with a male quite the beard, it looks like you've time traveled from 2018. Hello there, sir. Hello there.

Hello there. You'll look like a homeless bomb, say. Of what, sorry? A homeless bomb, say. Oh, why don't, no, I'm wearing it. See, beard's unfashionable It's a 1940s. We're all clean shaven. That's right. You look like you haven't had a shaven all 10 to 12 We need to get you down to Roger damson's

Shaverestore he'll charge a one dollar you get yourself clean shaven so now here's the thing It's a 1940s. You don't go to them big chain shaver stores. It's just one man with a blade. That's his business That's right. You step inside. He'll give you the finest clean shave If ever had it not 10 to 12 I mean while your dame can go next door get her hair don't indeed Here's a thing though. He's an angry man. He fought in the bow. Oh, whoa The bow of all 20 years ago That's how he's an angry man, but we don't really understand all of his issues. He's got the shell shock, see?

Yeah, man, his friend's head blew up right next to him. Had that brain all over his head. Came back old shell shock. He got the shakes. We don't understand it, say. He got them shakes. When he take that razor, he's smooth as a blade. I tell you that much, sir.

Oh, sir. Why, why are you doing here strange future boy? Well, I, I, I'm troubled back here with, uh, two of my dearest friends, Brodyden, Zach. I don't know where they've gone though. Oh, we're still here. Hello. Yeah, how's that? Oh, how's your, ah, say, hello.

Well, hello there, Brodyden. Well, you're the most striking man I ever did see. And say, Zach, you look like a lady with your later hair. Hey, Brodyden, why don't you come over here and we can sexually explore ourselves? Well, I love that. Thank you so much. Yes, you remind me of one of them Hollywood superstars,

an Arrow Flynn tap. Well, thank you so much. I appreciate that. Yeah. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Broden started kissing a man from the 1940s. That happened so quick.

Broden picks up very quickly Yes, hey Sorry, I was sorry. I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Zach See, I don't know what picking up is we like neck and we go we go around neck and each other then we marry the name That's right You might find a girl that you find's perfect for you But you just take her to a movie see them latest That's perfect for you, but you just take her to a movie, see them latest, Sire Fah fiction movie. And you hear about all the reports back from the war, then damn Bosch, taking all our

boars. But if you're getting too busy neckin' and some unfortunate incident happens, then that lady will go away for nine months and come back with a young sister. That's right. A necker. Say, that's how it works, see the nuns they look after them in the hills. I've had five friends go after the war, I came, we'll go there because my flat footedness I'd fall right over, see.

Can't get them trenches. See I fold in the world war one, say. I fought those Germans, say, and I thought we'd dealt with them, but they are bad. They're back. They got through that depression, like we all did. We had 23 scooters, I wasted straight through that took money where we could But now we're back on top. See, we didn't want to be a part of this wall We wanted to just be the new world that we didn't bother ourselves at those British and European wars

Say so what we did is we didn't involve ourselves with them Japanese. They decided to bomb our Pearl Harbor Say are we in Jerusalem? No, say yeah, we're in Jerusalem, we're in the Middle East. Right now, I'm a Jerusalem man. I've been here my whole life and I've lived here happily, see? Say, I don't know how to do a 1940s man in Jerusalem and not get into the political realms that I'd like to avoid in my comedy. I tell you, sir, I was born in Jerusalem.

I grew up here on the fine and dandy Jerusalem boy. Now, sir, Judas is scary. I want to put you in my play Oh, am I better silver? Give me for real. It's a private share production, but I sure Everyone in the ensemble. Do you know how a profit share works Judas? No, not already you explain it right. So a real terminology used by fuckhead Australian independent theater me basically you're not going to receive any money up front for any of the rehearsals or anything like that and then the play obviously costs money to put on so then depending on how many tickets we

sell if we make profit that profit will then be a divided evenly amongst the cast and creatives as far I mean by me, not after profit, not after money, just silver. Just silver. But no, you understand, okay, all right. So you understand that when we say profit, we mean the silver that we make from doing the show. I'll get the silver that we make. Don't understand, this is the 1940s. Dollars aren't floated off silver, they're floated off gold That's a little reference here because because of the value of the dollar was only based on the US dollar after the world war two Well, that's quite a particular joke there book Macadastor and I appreciate your sentiment

I'm sure our 20 to 22 year old boys will appreciate that joke and our podcast audience Well the thing is if they don't understand the way that the dollar works They're never going to be prepared for the next global financial crisis Hey Mark, I gotta ask you a question. Yeah, why did you travel to 19 phonet? Why didn't you travel to the year zero meet Judas Ascariot there? Well, I wanted to and and it's a good question for both Broden and Zach as well who was still here I was very keen to see the first moment the first moment the Judas portrayed Jesus. Yes Yes, well, I just got to offer. Well, there was a Jesus, baby Jesus,

in your Lava-Sybidding place. There was a bit of a miscommunication there. I did say betrayed Jesus. So that's why we've come here, because you're about to offer him the part of Jesus which he will portray. That's right now, Judas, I need two contrasts in monolarves.

I need a contemporary police. Police, he needs a contemporary police. Police, right now. I need a contemporary piece, please. Please, he needs a contemporary place. Please, right now, I need a contemporary. Please, maybe my David Mammett or maybe something by the end of check, or Anton check off is not that he's fairly contemporary because it's 1940. That's right.

And then I'll need something by Shakespeare. Some by Martin McDonough, a tool by Martin Bologues that are gonna showcase your ability as an actor. Maybe a monologue from Martin McDonough who recently wrote and directed Three Billboards outside of Epic Missouri. Yeah, or why don't you do something from that fresh new writer? Uh, uh, I'm just looking up, uh just looking up on my log. You're looking up on Google? On Google. Google's a big number, that's all I know there.

Where, what do you mean you're looking up Google? It's a 19 fold is, I don't know what a Google is. We only use Yahoo! Unless it's that search engine on my phone. Then I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, that's the one you can use to look out pictures of the sewer. Well, Google is a madive fan way to search for things on the internet. It's in 1946.

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That is the whole meaning and purpose of our life now. Let me see how messed up you rad there Do you choose Judas is at the end of the monologue? No, but I've heard all I need to hear because I was gonna say if he said stop right there And that was the end of the monologue that worked out quite well. I looked at the script that he's reading off We do not have enough time to hear that whole monologue. What how long is it? More than forwards. Can I hear just one more sentence? Ford more than forwards. Can I hear just one more sentence? Forward! Was that the next sentence? Yeah. Okay, I didn't quite scratch the itch that I had but I'm happy to move on. My concern with you is that you're not in your body. Judas is scary. Let me see. I want to see you as a duck. Perform this.

Quake. Quake. Quake. Quake. Quake. Quake. I think you still have to do the actual monologue. I want you to do it.

You don't do it. You don't do it as if a duck was do the actual monologue. Oh, all right. I want you to do it. You don't do it. You don't do it. You don't do it as if a duck was raiding the monologue. Sorry, I'm very confused. I've not performed before. Do the, do the, and I only know this because I've done drama school and I've done similar exercises. But he has a 15 grand hex debt.

Well, 10 because did some tax stuff with my brother in on the table. We shouldn't get into that. I don't want to talk about it. You would talk to me. No, I don't want to talk about it. Mark. No, I didn't, I didn are a vading tax, that means you are not I just I didn't invite any tax. I didn't invite any I was happy to move on but Mark banana are you Avating Australian tax no no no no no no no no no no no I didn't invite any tax

I'm just saying we did some stuff big chunk of my hex that's been if we have any fans in the Australian tax office The ATU you might want to look into Mark Bonanno. No, no, no, it's all good. It's all above tables, all above board. It's all above tables. It's all above tables. It's all above tables. It's all above tables. It's all above tables. It's all above tables. It's all above tables. It's all above tables. It's all above tables. It's all above tables.

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Say, hey, put a nickel in there. He said, what, too many gin martinis. Say, I say the later day, I'm a big fan of J-Man. See, let's put a nickel in the nickel machine. Oh, no, my friend, Buck McHallis, this becomes so drunk, he's become one dimensional. Hey say put a nickel in that damn say hey let's all get a Coca-Cola out of a glass bottle. Say you woke you okay boys I didn't want to mention them before I've been very sick with the flu for the last two days. Oh no always come down with the fever I come down with the fever boys ever since I went and followed him Vietnam

I see I wouldn't follow the Vietnam I've come back with the dinghy fever So you talking about it's not he phone it. Yeah, I would have voted the the Vietnam war I got sent there by JFK himself They what oh no, he's time. Well, you see Okay, don't you want to stand JFK Mark you might be a little bit confused, but don't you understand time is not linear. No, it's not a straight line. You can fight in Vietnam while it stands in the 20 false could do just say, boy, it's my robot arm doesn't seem to be

like. Mark, okay, saying, I mean, Judas, you were also told to prepare a song. What song will you be singing for us today? That's a very, very question Because you are aware, sir, that they will be singing in this Christmas Jesus play, notivity scene. I was not aware that there would be anything as of now. Is there any direction you'd like for a song?

I bet you have a beautiful voice. Why don't you sing Nikki Webster's Strawberry Kisses the 2017 version? As we all know, Nikki Webster re-recorded and re-released Strawberry Kisses in 2007. Well, I never heard anything like that. I'm just an 19 fold, is man. Well, you can't really say that and then say you have a robot on the floor and be it now. I feel that I got you out of the hole that you'd set yourself and then you immediately went back on it. See, he's talking about Nicki Webster. I only know people from the 19 folders.

No, I don't think you do. I don't think that's true at all. See, I'm from the 19 folders. Don't you understand? And you're talking about Nicky webs to 2017 Take it away when you're ready. You this Wait a second stop stop is this the original or the 2017 version as So I thought the original no because in the 2017 version there is an MC that goes 2017

That's right. She did it as a way to get back after her stint of music theater shows This I got on YouTube. No go to Spotify. I said strawberry kisses to 70 I Think there we go Right go go go My I don't Get the lyric video That's it hey, hey, that's okay Stop stop stop start against the breath and we all get nervous I We all get nervous. I start. It's a bit disappointing you didn't create a backing track or bringing sheet music that gladis could play on the piano.

Say there, I say I'm gladis. I gotta play it on the piano for you. That is the flatest fuck off now. What's your problem with claris? Nothing, you've served your purpose. We don't have to shape music so fuck off. I got you, girl, play, I'm gonna be in it. You can't play it, I can't play, I'm gonna be in it. I got nothing for you, Gladys. I got nothing for you. Okay.

Hey, Judas, take a moment, have a glass of wine. Have a glass of wine, I'm glad. Gladys, a lemon just makes it very clear. Have a glass of wine, I'm glad it's- Gladys, let me just make it very clear. We are happy, we are done. You can take the rest of the day off. I just wanna help Judas. Gladys, Gladys, go home.

Go home, Gladys. Oh, I got no feet, but- Got no feet. I ain't got no feet. I know you're from the year 20. 10. Yep, Mark. I know that you don't know Glitter's had no feet. So she ain't got no feet.

She danced a mile off in that 20-year. You danced your feet off. How am I going to walk home when I ain't got no feet? In your wheelchair that I assume you're in? Oh, that's so cool. It's the 19-foldy thing being invented. Heaven and video wheelchair. No, they took her wheelchair off for the wall or serve as boys.

There's cars. They ain't invented wheels. I see it. I've done my research. Don't you know the wheel hasn't been invented yet? Is it not? Is it just foul? By the way, you guys envisioning this happening in like a record. I think I envision it in. I envision it in sort of like a scout hole. I'm visioned it out the front of a challenge. Because it was a nativity play. Now, Zach, I mean, Judas, you read it. Yes. One moment, Zach.

Sorry, you just called for me. Yes, Zach, I'm talking to Judas Iscari. Are you ready, Sam? As Judas, I'm getting confused Here as well Hey, so Judas is about to perform here very well. Sorry, Sam Right with the direct sell live shows how I see me well. Yeah, not too bad Let's do this Judas take it away. This is for the part of Jesus in our Nativity play

Merry Kisses I've been missing wishing missing your store Merry Kisses I've been missing wishing missing Strawberry kiss From the bottom of my heart. Boy, I gotta tell you this, since today we're bit apart. You're the only one I miss. I'm like a tree with no roots. I just got...

Stay still with the boy. Yeah! Yeah! Thought we were just to some romance. Not... This... This and you, I haven't heard this new one. I'm a puppet on a street. Don't even be dangling out there.

Boy, you can't tell you how much I care. There. Go! Of course. I've been missing your straw. Very kisses. Nothing's as sweet. Yeah.

Tastes it, drugs, be crazy. go of course I've been missing your store very kisses nothing's as sweet yeah taste it, it drives me crazy 2017 I've been missing your store very kisses goodbye to the wind to you from me to Vassua to Vassua let me stop you right there. I should I want to hear that rap. I want to hear the rap And that's all I need to hear was that the end of the song?

No, no, it's only minute minute 31, at 3.09. I was gonna say that would be quite a good coincidence if you told him the stuff of the song, that was the end of it. What this is a running thing you guys. No, it's just such a... You are one strange tax evading little man. I don't know, I don't know, I just stay a little bit. What the fuck, I'm glad I said this is the fuck? What the fuck I'm glad to see what the fuck hey there I'm glad to see sister I hear you on teaser to her for her no foot situation. Oh you've got no arms

no I don't have any arms. Okay I've been told to ramp this part in Wow Fuck it out Gladys Gladys is Since the camera is Oh my god is a future. Oh look at all these macafons. Send them back! Are they sure they should stick around for next week's podcast?

Ah! Guys, that was the story of the first time that Judas portrayed Jesus on stage. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and an incredible piece from Anton Chekov's The Cherry Orchard. That was great, that was one of you. Glad it's coming now here. Please join us next week as we try to take Gladys to a vet and put her down. Good night Australia. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you

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