Aunty Donna Podcast - Kris Kringle with Tom

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

Last Christmas I gave you a Herald Sun dated November 24th and this year I'll give you Geordie Shore: The Complete Fifth Season on DVD. It's our second annual Kris Kringle gift swap featuring Tom! LINKS  Follow Tom on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/irontomdom   Check out the latest Grouse House series 'Compulsory Entertainment' https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqS09O_7fr09bylkeJwFBR_nUroD1A_Jl&si=x99WfSfQal35aW2o  Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig   Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/   CREDITS   Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno   Guest: Tom Zahariou  Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett and Jim Cruse Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper   Managing Producer: Sam CavanaghJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A List Snap production. Get our legends and welcome to another RIPP episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week, Broden, Mark and Zach have all got each other KK presence and Mark is running a fan too. And Tom is running a KK... Like, what? ...sullabration. Did you just talk during Tom's intro?

Yeah, I did. What does that... What does that mean? What does it mean? What does it mean is that we have done something a little bit different and seamlessly transitioned. What? You're the teacher now. We've got a podcast.

The greatest fucking podcast in the world. Burn my Kentucky sometimes and guess. We hope you enjoy the part of a fucking podcast. I'm welcome. welcome everyone. So ring ring ring the bells the slave. Can you hear the slave bells ringing? Lindsay Jackson Christmas on Jackson Christian Lindsay's Lindsay producer Lindsay is in in-stere producer now and Lindsay is a star and absolutely a real star real say hello A real... Say hello Lizzie. Say hello Lizzie. Say hello Lizzie. Here it comes. Hello.

Yes! This is the real star. A real star. A North star. I should say that. That's the real star. That star with a silver screen. That intro was a little different.

Did we... Were we in the room with Tom? We heard that intro. We were. Yeah, that is here. Daddy Tom. Hey! Daddy Tom. He started doing this right. He started since Daddy's here. Daddy, Tom. Daddy, Tom.

He started doing this, right? He started since he had a baby a year ago. He's been calling himself Daddy a lot. Yeah. Yeah, he makes me call him Daddy too. Yeah. Which I don't mind. Yeah.

Now, it is that time a year again when Jesus was born, I think. Allegedly. Yeah. No, he wasn't no no oh Wait, no, he made it all up Yeah, I know he's but was he born attached to any layers of lies? Yes Layers of life think of it more as our King's birthday in April in June or April

Uh-huh think of it more like that King Charles it was a so what happened is the Catholics would come in and they'd go what what are you celebrating? Yes, well actually in a lot of ways the pagans were the Catholics they converted they were like hey I love this party can we keep doing it? Like yes, but it has to be about Jesus. It's like well, what about there were three men? That's one of the sort of lies. He was born of the lies three men Watch and a baby and a baby. Tom Sellers.

She was like, I ain't, I ain't had no D. Tom Sellers, Tom Sellers was one of the men, the main guy from police academy was the other. That's what? Yes, it is. Oh, three men and a baby. Good, good, good, good. Yeah, I thought you were referring to a movie about,

like a tele-movie about the birth of Jesus from the early 90s or something. I would watch that, I would watch Tom's self. I watch the cast of three-minute abay. Yeah, I'd assume do with referring to a specific move back. And back. Oh, you're referring to that. Well, as these Christmas, now that you mentioned it, it's back.

No, it's back. With a vengeance. Because this year, you know, no lockdowns, thank God. We can finally see our families. Yeah. It's just for 2022, if we bank them from 2020. No, no, it's for 2023, but you know, it doesn't, it's good to remember that COVID wasn't that long ago.

When I think about things I'm grateful for on Christmas day, which I do. I think about COVID. Mm. I'm grateful for COVID. No, no, I'm grateful I was for it happening to me. And our pissed you off and was stressful. Fucking shit me.

That's a bad, that's a bad, okay. And I'm like, it's so grateful to not have that kind of migraine right now. Yeah, totally, totally. On Christmas, I think about the kids. What ones? And do you know them? This is very important information that I need to know.

I think I'm gonna leave it there. Yeah, good. Zach, what do you think about when Christmas comes knocking on your door? I think about... I think about COVID as well. I think about when I'm at a thing with people, family, whatever. I think about the fact that having parties on Zoom were never good.

It was never good. It wasn't a replacement for a party. In a way. There was nothing worse than making a little cocktail and sitting at your computer while other people just like a sea of faces looked at you. It was awful and unpleasant and better. Every time you're talking, it's in the nice resolution

to the song. Yeah. I think we should fade out the song. I think it's too... You don't want a third time for this song. I think it's hard out. That was super hard. It was good. It was a fade but it was a quick one. You don't want a third round of that song. I think a third round will know. You're right. You know what I mean, I'll know when is the right time, and it's now.

Pfft. Now is the time for the third time. There it is. So he's not amazing, we just knew. We just knew. And there is a sort of symbiotic kind of. I want to talk about the fourth time a little bit of going. Yes, well, now can we stop it and start again?

Is that possible? So, so, you know, we've got, there we go. And it's the fourth, so we've got, well we are wrapping up in some ways, broaden things about kids on Christmas. Zach and I both think about COVID quite heavily. Daddy, what do you think of when it comes to Christmas?

Usually about how sick I'm gonna be after I eat all that lamb yes and this is your first Christmas with a boy in your life a second but second second but first with him being a little Christmas boy was called born in like September yeah correct I don't talk to the boy I don't pay attention I don't pay attention to the details I know he has a boy I know he owns a boy. Yes human is wife. Yeah I don't think that's how it works, but it's the details. It's his come. It's his come Wow

I'm till that boy is 18 It's time it's time stop the music at some for the Sorry, I just you guys it's inherent in the holiday and in the spirit of Christmas, which we are here to celebrate by... Giving out presents. Giving, correct. And I know you're trying to... I know you're trying to...

I know you're trying to hurt me, but... You hurt your deeply. It's Christmas. An on Christmas day, which we're recording this time. We're recording this on Christmas. Yes, this're recording. Should we introduce Tom? We recording this on Christmas? Yes, this is, it's December 25th. No, but this comes out on the 20th or the 20th. And yet, somehow we've managed to figure this out.

Because we care about our audience, we want to get shit out there. Yes, we do. It's a miracle on Christmas day. Sorry, I did pitch something and you ignored me. I was going, I was coming around to it. I can't. And we have already introduced Tom. Daddy has

been introduced. Have we though? Who are? I'm the first time listener. I'm the only donner from Pood. I think, I love when they do Christmas content. I just saw the full video of them doing the 3 AW thing. Very funny videos. I don't know. Daddy, do you want to introduce yourself when the new track starts? Who are you to Donna? I'm a new listener. I don't know, Lizzie. Daddy, do you want to introduce yourself when the new track starts? Who are you to Donna? I'm a new listener. I know these boys from Point. I don't know you.

I live in Queensland, I'm a tradie. Sort of got a nice partner. We've been together eight years. Yeah, sure, sure, sure. And I'm gonna propose next year at a false festival or a splendor situation. Sure, sure, sure. I love, like, splendor situation. I love

Like a slight unemployed. I love My partner watches the office loves the office American or UK America America America America She has friends box set The UK version is really good as well. It's not without it's a marriage. You should watch it My brothers I have four brothers and they're quite hard men I'm hard to yeah, but I'm less hard than them. And I'm like, that video is a bit funny to me, but I don't know how I should feel about that.

I'll try this. Your brothers would never go to therapy. You would after like two years of sort, I think you're part of the game, and I really think it's important that you see someone. My, my, do you need any more set up as to who you are? Just that I wear shorts predominantly. Of course, me too.

So my guy, there's an infoless me. My guy that you're talking to, this is your imagined audience, so you can look at us and imagine. And don't forget there's presseys to give out. And we're all wearing shorts I just want to say that as well. Yeah, I'm wearing shorts. I'll update it very if you're watching this on the On the anti-donna club powered by patreon. You can see our nobly me's right now. We'll lift up our nobly knees I wear shorts all year round. No, me. Let's get to it

So I'll I need to set up who I am. Okay Is that important? Well, he needs to know who he's get to it. I need to set up who I am. Okay. Is that important? Well, he needs to know who he's talking to. Why don't you like that guy from Queensland, Zack and Mark? Can you do it in 20 words or less? I know you. So far, this is a Christmas episode, like die hard. You want to make it? Yeah. Yeah. And also we're at the top of a tower. Yeah. Well, yes, we're at Nagasaki Tower where this is live Christmas day, Nagasaki teller. Is it Nagasaki teller? Something like that. Yeah, I think so. I'm just a regular dude. I'm regular dude. You're a regular dude It makes sense that it would be called something like that because in the

I guess does everyone want to Japan boom and Hollywood. I remember I played the first person shooter and I believe that was I think in the title. Does everyone want to take a guess? I'm going to guess Nagasaki Tower. Yeah, I'm going to guess Nagasaki Tower. I'm going to guess Nagasaki Tower. Okay. Well, it's not that.

What is it? It's in the Fox Plaza in LA, next door to... No, no, it's the... But I'm gonna tell you what it's called. Okay. It's called the Nakatomi Plaza. Nakatomi. Nakatomi. Nakatomi.

That makes sense. You've taken the first letter, Nakatomi. That is a very marketing ceremony to do. Yeah. And you've taken the next... It's a city. Nakatomi. It's a city.

It's a city, it's a city. It makes sense. That's not just a Mark Benano thing to do. I think that's a... I would do that. Everyone was here. And can we all get on the same page? Die Hard Is a Christmas movie.

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then I worked for a little bit, then I moved to Melbourne. I initially worked as a barista, and now work at a sneaker store. Okay. I sell sneakers, I have a nice beard. I like it. Broden, I knew him, I went to high school with him, he was my high school bully.

Of course, I'm right. But Broden's guy has been with a huge life, has matured a lot. He's actually been. He's actually now a really nice guy. If he ever saw me under the right circumstances, he would apologize for being mean to me in high school. Of course, he would. Me on the other side, on the other end, I hate him with every fiber of my thing.

You've gotten worse. I think about him every day. And I cannot comprehend the idea that he's now a nice guy. Of course. And if I were to meet him and he was a nice to me, I would probably have a mental breakdown. Would you soften immediately when he, because obviously you wouldn't confront him. I imagine you're a little too socially awkward, but after he apologised, how does your character walk away from that

interaction? I say thank you. I walk away. Uh, and I don't know what to do with it. It takes me months to process it, because I've defined so much of myself and my hatred of him. In time, I actually just warp it around and see it as like a weird move and go, well, fuck you, you get to change. And I actually go back to hating him as much as I ever did.

Wow. Which is a shame that I carry that hate in my heart, but I can get you Cosprice sneakers. Great. So that's those two, and my character, what's the, where's the North-Kit Plaza where there's the two-cold? Yeah, that's not the Plaza. The Plaza. Yeah, that's great.

On my street. So in one call, I was walking to the other calls, because there's two calls in the same plaza. And during that journey, my dick fell off. Oh, no. And there it is. And we can have a restaurant music now. Yeah, we can turn that music off to the other guy. I do think we should turn it off for a little bit.

Okay, I've been working with Antidona for 10 years. I'm Tom. I am a composer, a sound designer, a podcaster. And let's get to KK. Now, risk wringle, of course, is what stands for flashback. Flashback where to when you did all this. Yeah, when was that last year? Was it? So this, yeah, this is a new tradition. Okay, okay. And we've decided to do a KK where who's giving what to who is a complete and utter mystery to everyone including me. We do it through a website, with a fundamental floor.

What is the floor? Well, everyone walks in with the gifts they brought. Yes, and I was thinking of messaging everyone to try and avoid that, but I got too busy building an IKEA furniture. Fair enough. So I forgot to be like, can we set something up? But, you know.

And I didn't put a name on mine either. No, and I tried to purposely not look. I saw Broden right, he's, you know, someone's name on it, but it doesn't matter. And that's fine, and we'll figure that out next year. But it is a complete mystery to me who has what. I said it all up, I'm not told, I don't get any any other tells us that.

Not yet, but we're gonna start with, now we had a $10 limit. Of course. $10 limit. Did anyone, I don't know. Based on the fact that two people didn't do names, two people did do names. I know you admitted that Broden did one of the names. And that's Mark's writing too.

No, I don't think that is. So I can tell you exactly who gave what to. No, because Mark tried not to write. That looks like it's been written with someone's left hand. Yeah, because it's a mystery who would have done it. But I've seen Mark do that a few times. When you write with your left hand, the tada-detail. But there's a whole bunch of other clues that you do.

And Mark has very, well, I have very, you know, kind of specific handwriting. So that looks to me like someone wrote with their left hand to try and make, you know, disguise who it was and based on that, I don't think it's fair to us. Yeah, sure, sure. No, it's not fair to us, but I know who you think. Yes, but it was nice to keep an air of mystery. Yeah, absolutely. Because really when we think about it,

we don't know who got who. What website did you use to draw names? It was an avista. It was drawnames.com. Is it drawnames.com? Can I give hints to the audience? As to who might be giving hints? No, I may be. Or we'll be at the end. Can I give hints to the audience? As to who might be giving hints? No, I may be revealed.

I may be revealed. And at the end, I'll give the hint. But it's important to keep it a mystery for life, because we never... For life. You can, I think, after you've... Yes, for life. I think after you've received your gift,

you can take some guesses that may be... Is that how your family does it? I don't have... We don't do... I don't do it. If I get a present at Christmas from my do, I don't do, we don't, if I'm, if I get a president Christmas from my family, that's a fucking lucky year. I tell you, Sutton, my, I mean, I always give.

I mean, like four of these. Yeah. And everyone just goes, what's the limit? That gift card. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. And then what's the fucking joy of it? I know, I received a, yeah, so it's from drawnames.com.au and I received an email a few days and from that website, it's, yeah, so it's from drawnames.com.au and I received an email a few days

from that website. You have a message. I was like, I don't know, you could see messages. I opened it up and it said, what do you want? And so that was, and that, and I decided not to engage with that because I was like, do you see who it was from? No, I couldn't see. It's all like drawnames.com.

I know. I know. I've based on what I saw this morning. Maybe that person trying to make it, maybe that person tried to make it like that you couldn't, there was no personality like it wasn't like what the bloody hell's going on here. What do you want? No, absolutely. And maybe it wasn't like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And it's less about that and more about, well, do you want to engage with the magic of Christmas? Yeah. Or do you just want to do, can I have a gift card?

Can I tell you who gives a shit? Yeah. I didn't realize that we were engaging with the spirit of Christmas. Of course we are. Oh, okay. Because I, on my journey, I went into the city to buy my gift. Wow. Wow. And I know you did a specific trip. I did a very specific trip.

Wow. I did one as well. I went into the city and I went to a specific shop. I'm crazy. And they only had one thing available. And it was so nice. It was a specific shop. I know, yes. And they only had one thing available, and it was so nice, it was a nice gift. And I was like, well, I can't get that because this is a comedy podcast.

Sure, sure, sure. So then I had to go looking for something funny. So you didn't do earnest? No, because the only option available to me, this was the strangest thing. The only option available to me was a nice gift. Yeah, it's usually the opposite. Usually hunting for something thoughtful. I had in front of me a thoughtful gift and I was like, well, that's not funny. And did you, that was a $10? It was 15.

Well, there you go. Well, don't say, but I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Good. I got something else for one of you three. And we don't know who, we don't know who you got. I got something else for one of you three and we don't know who we don't know who I know who you got. I know who you got. But let's start. Yeah, because yeah, because I know who I have and I know who they have. And I know well, there's only two names. Mark saw someone else do one of those names. Yeah, I saw what you came in with. But even your statement, I just want to be very clear, you know, as you blame us, you said there are two names, and I saw, was someone, did he say your name, Broden? What?

Someone writing a name. Yeah, right. I know why did you say it? And he said Broden. No. But I'm not going to say, but there is a hint there, because Brody and Wooden, I think we open these gifts. Yeah, I think we start.

And bring that music back. Bring that music back, because it's, now I'm going to pick what gift, I'm going to pick the order, and it's going to be random. Yeah. Because there's a whole bunch of beautiful gifts on the table, and you can see those gifts and how they, and I want to say, there is one thing I want to say

before I go ahead. If you're watching on the table, you can see those gifts and how they and I want to say there is one thing I want to say before I go ahead if you're watching on the anti-donut page on club or on Netflix. Anti-donut club, pal by Patreon. Not on Netflix. But you can watch it on Netflix. Isn't it funny though that if we were famous enough, we could do this as an Netflix show. There is like a level. Matt or I, I want to say it is very impressive to see the elevation of thought and care. I remember last year some of the gifts being picked up from what seemed to be at a petrol station. I remember that as well. The morning off.

I remember that as well. Yeah, I remember. I remember being gifted sort of the idea of a gift, not so much the gift itself, which was fine, I thought it was right. And what gift did you give? I gave, you know I don't remember. Oh that's right. I gave a man who had an addiction, a key to the door that he had closed.

We gave Tom 50 grams of heroin. And well, you're not that, but you know, something just as unthoughtful. But to be fair, I wasn't aware. Yeah, much easier. So let's start with, come and turn that music off. I'm not going to go through the wishlist as well. Harden? Yeah, we're gonna go through the wishlist.

Oh, should we did that last year? Yeah, because up until as of half an hour ago, the person I was buying for didn't do wishlist or anything. And then they did one half an hour ago? No, I've been refreshing every 10 minutes for the last two weeks. What did you do wishlist? I didn't do a wishlist. I wonder who else didn't do a wishlist. I did a wishlist.

I did a wishlist. I wonder who else didn't do a wish list. I did a wish list. I did a wish list. I wonder who else didn't wish list. Well, it says here, some people haven't made a wish list yet. Yeah. And it says it tells me who. And it says they have no hobbies or interests either. It tells me exactly who it is.

I have the person's name who didn't do a wish list. Yeah. And I just feel like the set of restrictions by not naming who bought what is really holding us back from talking about our wishlist talking about our shopping. I think we do the wishlist as before they open. Um, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And why are you here? What's your connection to Andy Donnell? What are you doing? No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. A guy who makes music, I actually don't know some songs. Explain what we're doing here. We're giving each other gifts.

So we're doing a Chris Kringle situation. Tom has a Twitch now. He's here to promote his Twitch. Tom Twitch boy. I know, it's a I.N. Tom. I.N. Tom Dom. I.R. Like I.R.N.

I.R.N. I.R.N. I.R.N. I.R.N. I.R I and then I run yeah All right, all right music. I'm sure on draw names.com.au What did you have on your wish? Oh, you want me to read it out? What do you want me to know if I can go through everyone? Yeah, you can I saw yours I was doing joke ones and stuff, you know? So, yeah. Well, yeah, I can visit the group page. I see it. I can visit the group page.

Yeah, you have a lot of power here. Yeah, you're a tyrant. I do. All right, well, I can start with Brodans. I'm gonna click on Brodans. Brodans, yeah. Brodans, you know, classic, very classic wish list. Okay.

I think a wish list both practical and in a way that was like, I'm not going to make this too difficult for my friends. So Broden had a close mate men's trainer. Not those brand, I don't care about the brand. This is the full name of the item. Yeah. Close mate, men's trainer socks invisible no show no show socks for men, women's ladies, six pairs low cut casual cotton liner socks socks non slip silicone stripe size L two black two white two gray socks because this fuckhead brand this website makes you put in a brand Yeah, okay.

Don't blame the website for your wish things.. The lives that Amazon have on the phone. You love your low socks, don't you? Yeah, I love it. He loves the naked invisible. He loves a men's trainer socks invisible, no show socks one is, let's not jump ahead of the game here. The other one, Broden's is a Haines toddler boys. Seven pack drive-out. Told you.

Which makes sense the Broden thinks about kids. There's sort of a thing coming together that he wants toddler jocks. Yeah. But he does have a tight little booty. And he'll be massive dick. So I imagine it's all to accentuate those certain items. So that was Brodon's wish list and I'll tell you what, I think from Santa Claus, from the

cake, don't fucking, what are you doing? No, wait. Try and give it to him. No, not yet. I'm picking. I'm so sorry. I pick who goes. I'm waiting everyone's, I'm reading everyone's wish.

No, no, you open. No, no, that's not how it goes. Bring the music back, it's desperately needed. I'm so sorry that, you know, I was feeling really bad about with some of my jokes that I was bringing down the Christmas mood. You're right, Mark. Let's look at it. You're right.

I fucking say who fucking gets this shit when they get it. Don't you dare. Don't you dare just pick shit up and end it over. Sorry, no. I thought I pitched a thing and we were going with the thing. I'm just sorry. Yeah, we are going with it. Yeah, which is you read that we're in the fucking wish list.

And then they open their present. No. OK. I understand why you would think. Yeah, because your place is in the present. You'll get your present. You'll get your present. Don't talk to him like that.

All right. I will go again. Right. And it's all coming out this Christmas. Next wish list. Next wish list is Tom. Or as we know him, as I and Tom, Dom, on Twitch. I've been about two hours.

Yes, Tom has asked for a book. It's part of the Four Dummies, the variety of books. Is this because, is it you're being funny here? Well, not really. No, it's true. Well, in connection to what being funny here? Well, not really, not being true. Well, in connection to what Tom wants us to promote, it's Twitch for dummies. Yeah.

Oh, you know what he's done here. Yeah, I don't know. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's got a much isn't. It's quite a lot, he's got quite a lot on his. Yeah, I made a really long list, make it easier for you guys. Yeah, that's at a cost of $70.51,

Twitch for dummies. So a little pricey there. He's also asking, and I imagine this is Twitch related, because this is what all the kids are doing on stream now. 20 meter Bluetooth LED strip lights, Vol-Luth led light controlled by app and remote music sync, easy installation, RGB color changing, LED light strip for bedroom,

kitchen, party. Oh, socks and jokers are looking good now, aren't they? They are looking a lot better. That is the cost of $19.99. Very cheap for some of the ones. I'm sorry, but a little bit more than the $10 limit. Little bit more. The next book is, the next one is a book,

something I'm very confused about. Hunter times hunter, the day of departure volume one, which is a manga, I believe. Yeah, this is a book from my favorite anime. They're in season at the moment. Quite a lot to get through here. So this song's a little, can we stop the music? Yeah, Lindsay.

Lindsay, sorry. This is on us, Lindsay, because we have been asking to bring it in a lot, but I think we need to stop. I think we need to stop. You said, what did you call it? What's the book called? Hunter X Hunter. What kind of book is that?

The day of departure to Manga. And then I said, they're in season. Yeah. I love to go. I love to go. Manga is in season. Oh, nice. I'm sorry I missed that completely.

Is it a little quiet? Could we do with a little bit of music? I don't know. Oh, what do you got, Lins? Beautiful. See, that's the synergy we're talking about. Yeah, we got a cost of $8.50, so very appropriate.

Very appropriate. I tried diverse. Sorry, sorry. Now, we got a bit to get through. Start the music, Linsy. We got so many wishes from Tom to get through. He really, like, took this. Maybe don't read the full names,

just sort of say the vibe of the thing. But before we do, L Lindy, just can you, I know we said Christmas, but if you've got any other music lined up, even stuff we've used in other podcasts, I would love to just mix it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Christmas, not Christmas.

Doesn't have to be Christmas. If you have Christmas, if you've got Christmas stuff, that's right. But I could mix it up. Yeah. All right. Ooh.

Oh, gorgeous. I like this. This is lovely. This is for love. This is for love. And I know exactly what he would have asked for this. The Greek alphabet, workbook for beginners, at a cost of 1175. For sure. Thomas is Greek.

Well, honorary Greek, as we call them in Australia wugs. And I've told Tom, he can use the, you can say the word wag when he's around me I don't mind as long as it's not used in a derogatory. Yeah, of course which I imagine he was because the boy that he owns is his Wag, he was an owner boy. He doesn't own the boy. The boy is his great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He even is one. I don't know how they do things in grace, but he will be the next is my first Greek book more than 200 new words Greek English book for bilingual children. I imagine this is for you but very selfless here. Yeah, I don't own. The next is my first Greek book, more than 200 new words, Greek English book for bilingual children. I imagine this is for your book.

Very selfless here. Yeah, I don't know. That's at a cost of 17, 59. Me and my boy could read together. Yes. Then there's a Gold Coast Suns baby beanie again. Yeah, that's at a cost of 1995. A Gold Coast Suns teen song coffee mug

at a cost of $17.95. What's wrong, Zach? What's happening? I'll say. I don't know. What should we reveal who gave what to? And then a very, very simple gift here. A Whitaker creamy milk coconut chocolate block

with an option of making it a hokey-poky crunch at a cost of $5.60. Was that your option or was it? It was just in there. Now that we've read Tom's wish list, Tom, your present. Wait, what the fuck? Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop. Would you like to open your gift?

Oh, Mark, I at least need to know what the system is. What? You read Broder. And he couldn't get his gift. We're just, what I realized after I got mad, was that, that actually makes a lot more sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. But, I'm so, what we're gonna do is, can we take that?

What? Can we take that and think about that for next time? No. So, we read most. I'm excited. So Tom is opening his gift. It's a beautiful pink. Beautiful pink.

Very courtfully wrapped. The bag is alone worth more than $10. My God, and the bag is hard to open. I would say the bin stays up in staple for sticky tape. It's been sticky tape. I'm dying. Thank you so much. It's an NFL. Wow. Who knows? I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying.

I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying.

I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying.

I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm of the pig skin though. This is rubber. Yeah. Yes, rubber. Pigs usually made out of leather, right? Pig skin, I believe, I believe, refers to the leather. The leather, I mean, the real ones cost a bit more than $10. How would you know?

I couldn't say. What would, what was, you liked football yet? Yeah, that's a football. Yeah. Top of you do a football park car, I do, with the wrong kind of football though. Yeah, but you know.

Well, the right kind of football I've heard cost more than $10. I do for the wrong kind of football though. Yeah, but yeah, the right kind of football I've heard cost more than $10. I will get through another let a real leather game day sharing is about $160 and that's what you went into the city to get Yeah, if anyone here and we don't know who got who what if anyone were to get Tom a thoughtful earn a skiff Yeah, I had around across the $ What would it be? So can I tell a story? Can I reveal? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No one knows who got who.

And you're not likely. This is a hypothetical situation. Yeah, of course. If I had Tom, do you have any, no, Lindsay, do you have, like, heist music now? Like, we're all like, we're robbing a bank. That's such a, that's such a specific request for Lindsay.

It's just a question. I don't have any right immediately, but I have one. Even if it kind of sounds a bit Christmassy and we've used it before. I might have one for the Tecter Inspector. That's coming next year. Is that coming next year? Yeah, yeah. Well now that we've banked it.

This one. They'll never know we've banked it. All right, great. This is more who is it? Yeah, let me tell you a hypothetical story. Okay. If I had Tom, hypothetically, can I now talk as though I got it for Tom because I just said he said, he said, he said, hypothetically, can I imagine a scenario where I had Tom and play that part? Yeah. Sure, but I mean, I think it would work just as well if you imagined anyone in that position.

Which is what he's doing. Yeah, but I'm going to put myself in the first person of that person. Sure. Because I want to say hypothetically every sentence. All right. So I didn't, if, no, no, I'm saying if. We've done the if.

Yeah. Now imagine everything I say now from here until the end of until I say is hypothetical. So I didn't read the that list. Oh, right. I put the I was used that you put hours into why didn't I have to go. That was a spread of my personal. I didn't use that. I didn't use that. I put hours into it. Why didn't, I'm, I've got an email. That was a spread of my personal. I didn't read that list. I thought, wouldn't it be funny?

Because I know he likes football. Yeah. To go to the AFL store at my own. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. Yeah. And by generic AFL merch. That is funny.

I thought, wouldn't that be funny? To buy just an AFL key ring or an AFL t-shirt. Not the team. Yes. AFL. Because that's a funny thing to do. And hypothetically, I went to the shop. And the reason that's funny is because no one would want that.

And because no one wants that, the AFL shop doesn't supply that. Yeah. They only supply team-based things. Of course, of course. Well then I thought, well, maybe there's something funny with the Gold Coast Sunder. Yeah, we love the Sunder. Potentially. This may be a nine-hour episode. Yeah, potentially there's like shock glasses.

Yeah, so funny. There was big funny cups with ice in it. Something funny and weird and silly with the Gold Coast Suns logo on it. Now, what would you know, but the AFL store did not have anything with the Gold Coast Suns logo on it. They had a lot of Colin Wood. Yeah, the Gold Coast is a small team for the two. Yeah, the tiny team. Queen's League. Yeah, a lot of support. I'm under the only, I'm out of the league here in Victoria. Yeah, I'm out of the league. Yeah. But what. I was here in Victoria, and I was at it. But what would it tell you they did have one item?

Yeah. And that one item was a baby sized, Galko Sunsabini. Ha ha ha ha ha. How much? 15,000. Hypothetically, that's very funny. I had it on my list.

Which, as I could see, despite the email it would have received. Hypothetically speaking. I've been speaking. And I held it in my hand. I kept looking, I looked for like 20 minutes that there was the only Gold Coast Suns item. And I thought, how beautiful in touching to buy something for his team, for his child to wear.

But that's not funny. So you got a grid eye. So I put it back on the rack. I then went to EB Games for a ring light. Yeah. They didn't have a ring light. I then went to W for a ring light. The only ring light was $75.

That's too much. So I just bought that fucking football. I was editing it. That is a specific. I was editing it. That is a... It didn't wrap it. Yeah, it didn't go. I grabbed it. I cannot believe that that was a baby-sized beef. I hold it in my hands.

I could have just bought it for real, maybe. I said it. I said it. I said it. I said it. I said it. I said it. And then afterwards gone, oh, and here's a really...

That's the exact scenario that would have played out had I had Tom as well. Finally enough, I had Tom, and so this ball is from me. Well there you go, there you go, appreciate it. Now let's football. That makes sense, because you also like football, the guy who would have bought him the football.

Guys, we've got a couple of wish lists to get through. Oh yeah, sure, we got some. No, but now let's get to Zach's. Can I open my bag? No, let's get to Zach's wish list. No wish list. No So no wish list. So whoever had Zach and we don't know who would have had a pretty would have had a bit of a tough time I think they went to Northland. Yeah, would have had a bit of a tough time with a one-year-old

What made hypothetically maybe they have a better go imagine going to Northlands with a one year old. Hypothetically, maybe they have a child. Hypothetically, I imagine going to more flans with a one year old. With a child. In December. God. Would it want to be in those shoes, which technically I could have been in because hypothetically it might have been me.

Could have bought a beanie for him. And I went into more flans. We've one thing in my head. Hypothetically, I went into more flans. Please keep the magic alive. Hypothetically, I win to know plans. Please keep the magic alive. Hypothetically went to Northlands. We've won singular goal,

and I didn't realize that Zach's favorite franchise was so unpopular. Well, let's find out exactly what hypothetically the fuck you're talking about. Jesus. This has been done with that a wish list. Yes, it's not bad. It's been done without a wish list. Yes. Don't break it.

Mark is back. Just from what I know. And beautifully wrapped. Did your partner wrap that? She did. Very good. It looks like it has a woman's touch. It's a book, I reckon.

It's very good, Bruton. Very good, Jess. I'm going to say that. Oh, Jess. But we don't know who gave what to who. Yeah. Zach is now peeling a slight bit of sticky tape away from the little bit of a trick that I learned on the on the weekend If you're trying to get stickers or tape off something usually something has a bit of a cheap glue in particular

IKEA furniture get out your hair dryer or your Heated up and what that does is it melts the glue and then it comes off it's a little hot. Yes, sure, sure. But it melts the glue off and it comes off with absolute ease and then if you have a touch of goo remover just a little bit of goo remover. Give that a little wipe gets all that sticky. You're doing great covering. Zach has taken off the high-neist bit of sticky tape. And if you could. Well I want to reuse the the wrapping paper, but there's a, you know, there's a, if we could, economy is not great. But yeah, if we could speed that up.

But the economy is not great at all. Well, why you do that? Why don't I read Christmas isn't in the last wish list that we have? Yes. Which is yours. Which is, should I just rip this open?

Yeah, yes please, for the love of God. My car is so close. I've got to go, I've got to move my car. Yeah. And I'm getting the, I had a whole car thing happen. Well, while you're doing this, I'll tell my car story. I parked my car this morning. And everyone's heard this, and I apologize, having to repeat it.

Well, I already parked my car this morning, and then got out of my car, and then the person next to me came out, and went, are you right, mate? And I went, yes, thank you, I'm very fine. Now, my car at the moment, you know, not looking good. It's so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, you right mate? And I went, yes, thank you, I'm very fine. Am I car at the moment, you know, not looking good? It's a, you know, it's a 1999 Mitsubishi Magnair Executive Station.

I'm still rolling around with that one. I love that. I love that car. I love that car. It's very good. The back is full of boxes from Ikea Furniture and that kind of thing. Thank you for engaging by the way

Broden switched off completely looking at his phone doing something else Carefully still Story I know but still like put on a show for the folks at home Like Tom yeah, and then there he goes Are you right mate? No, mate? No, I'm fine. And when you hit my car, and I went, no, I did not. And he's like, well, I felt my car rock. And I went, no, it didn't.

And then he pointed out a mark on his car. And he was like, your door, hit it. And then I opened the door, put it to what, no, any of the mark. No, any of the mark. And maybe he was taught, maybe his car rock, he was just like, food fighter, or something. maybe he was taught, maybe he's carol, he's been like, food fighter or something. I was like, yeah, he's got his headphones.

He had to have at least been in arms length. Here we go, yeah. I had to have been at least in arms length for you to be able to work. But anyway, I just wanted. It had to be in arms length. From the mark. From the mark.

From the mark. And just to wrap it up very quickly before Zach unveils his gift from, we don't know who, but he went, well then I don't know what went on. And I didn't say this, but I was like, I think I know what went on. I think you were trying to get someone to pay for all the scuffs

on your bloody car, and I didn't bloody touch it. And then I got so awkward and felt nervous that I moved my car. It's all a pay ticketed spot. For now, we need to get a move on so I can make sure I don't give a ticket. Very well done, Z. Oh, and this is very reflective of last year. And then we need to get a move on so I can make sure I don't give a ticket. Very well done, Z- Oh!

And this is very reflective of last year, last Christmas, when I believe Zach well tell us what you got. Incredible, but true. Is the name of I presume the series? Correct. It's a large book called Space. It's got a little sticker graphic saying, learn astonishing facts and amazing true stories about space and the universe.

And like, people change, you know, like kids change their mind from year to year, they're, you know, one year they're in the Pokemon, makes either in the Digimon. Zach, are you still into space or was that sort of a last year sort of thing? You know what? You know what?

The funny thing to say would be, I'm over it. But I think it's still going. This looks a genuinely thoughtful gift. This is an earnest, this is about as earnest as I'm with us. In fact, put the first Christmas song back on, please, Lins. Oh yeah, we've been in investigation down for quite a while. And I didn't even know. So Tom, you've brought back the real Christmas spirit.

Hypothetically, if you've got me this, I'm guessing hypothetically you or Broden or Yeah, we're was looking for some Star Trek. Yeah, correct. I thought Star Trek was much more popular than it is now You gotta go to no Star Trek. No Star Trek. No Star Trek. No Star Trek or audience tend to actually be online Yeah, a lot of a of things would be online. Because you can get a lot of Marvel stuff. I almost went star wars and I was going to do a bit about pretending that I thought Zach likes Star Wars.

Oh, yeah. But I'm not a joke, I think I was. But you wouldn't have done that because we don't know. I would have expected that. You really got exactly that. Yeah. Now it would have annoyed me as well. Yes.

Sure, a trekie. A Star Trek versus Star Wars. Yeah. Yeah, so I have been watching the 90s Star Trek versus Star Wars. Yeah, yeah, so I have been watching the 90s Star Trek Star Wars Star Wars merch is even harder to get a hold of You could get hold I am desperate for that you know in the second new movie a little bird. Oh Yes, the the pork. I believe it's called a pork to find one of them. My favorite scene in the new movie was when Tzu Baka was roasting a port on a note.

Do you want to check if they're called pugs? By the way, I want to make sure it's not another Nagasaki tower. Which I've put out the port. Make sure we're not doing another Nagasaki here. But Tom, thank you so much. I mean, Mark or Brandon, who knows? thank you so much. I mean, old Mark, old Brandon, who knows? Thank you so much for this baseball. KK, just KK.

They're called Paul. Well, I do watch the new Star Trek, the new one with... Doob space nine. No, that's the old one. That's the one I'm watching now. Okay, yes. Nearly finished.

That's about war. That's about the dominion war. So basically what happened is they got... We don't need a repeat of this point. I think just a bit of silence for a while. Yeah, it would be lovely. So what happened is... You're in 42 minutes by the way.

Oh yeah, no wait. So when the Kardashians left the Bajoran occupation, they left... Fucking hell, man. They left a space station. We have one more wish kit. The list, two gifts to get through. Well, I'm just gonna quickly explain seven seasons of these. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's fine, you've Star Trek, you've got space, whatever. You're wish list, right? I'm going to make one space fact, guys. Come on, one space fact. Can you put space music on Lindsay? No, you're pushing her so far. But maybe just the cat, the cat burglar music. Which is a great fact.

It first went for the space music. Oh yeah. We'll get that space music. Beautiful. Beautiful. One day in the future, we might even have space stations run initially by the bejorins, but then they get the federation. They're not shut up in the next.

As part of the last... The last... The last wish list. The last wish list is Mark's May, mine, guilty. And what did you have, Mark? Yeah, the funny one. What easy thing did you get? I had a rojada, funny little duck figurine ornament decor,

cute middle figure, middle finger, duck resin garden statue, little duck resin craft decoration sculpture, home desktop living room bedroom patio outdoor indoor gift. Now, I don't know if you can zoom in. It's a hand put in giving someone the root finger. Now, to be clear. With the index finger, the middle finger,

being the head of a duck. Right. And that's at a cost of 1938. Now to be clear, I didn't see the fingers up element until checking it just before. I just saw the funny little duck statue and I thought it was, you know, I thought it was cute. I was like, I can stick that up my ass. And so I'm interested now because it's looks like, and I feel like a very lucky boy here.

When I look over at the gifts, here are my KK gifts. It looks very similar. Can I? Am I? It looks like I've, my income's in five parts. Four parts. Four parts. My account included.

We can't. In fish and chip shop paper. Yeah, I knew how many of them. In fish and chip shop paper. Sorry to interrupt, just quickly. Am I able to go? And did you offer him a wrap this? Am I able to leave, man?

No! Because I got my present now and I'm bored. So I've got my present and I'm bored now. You can read your space facts while we do this. That is totally up to you. Wow, this is... Zach is left, Zach. Petulent child.

I know, yeah, I just want to say, like, the spirit of KK. Yeah. Not really about this. I mean, I went to Northland. The boy has gone off to read his book in the corner. It is for Beijing's go the way that I was. I think it's better if they stayed, but. I agree. I think, like, he's fun, I think it's non-negotiable. Yeah, yeah.

But he's off, he's left. He's off and he's gone. He's sitting in the, if we can get a camera on him somehow, or someone outside can take a photo of Zach choosing to in the foyer of the podcast studio, read the book. He's sitting in the, he's sitting in the, he's sitting in the, he's sitting in the, if we can get a camera on him somehow, or someone outside can take a photo of Zach choosing to in the FOIA of the podcast studio, read his fucking Facebook.

And I know that I don't think he can hear us and I doubt he'll listen back to this podcast, but that's potentially the rudest thing. Petron. Anyone should think has ever done. He's really loving the book too. He's really, he looks like his It looks like he's really into it. What a petulant child.

I was very thoughtful, goes. All right. If that was my son, I'd let them do it. And then after Christmas was done, walking to their enclosed door and go, you've got a fucking attitude problem that we need to suss out right now. And I'm not mad at you, but if that's how you think

is the right way to act, that's incredibly rude. But then on the other hand, I'd be like, well, that's my kid. All right, I understand. By now I understand. So I have four gifts to open from my mysterious cake. I mean, he's back, he's back. He's coming back.

I always come back. And I'm very excited. Yeah, how was that? That's sorry. Yeah, good. Great. You know what? We'll talk about you. I think it's sorry. Yeah, good. Great. You know what? Well, I think it's better.

I think it's better to have done wrong. Learn you lesson, come back and apologize. True, the journey. Then to have done the wrong at all. Right. And I'm a more satisfied customer based on that. Hell yeah. Now, let's open up my eyes.

Now I wished for a duck figurine made out of resin. That looked like the root finger, but it was also a duck. I've received a DVD of Jordy Shaw, the complete fifth season that's R18 plus and that's a fifth season. So my guess is that they aren't all Jordy Shaw unless of course maybe it's missing one because there's only four gifts. So let's see. Are you a big Jordy Shaw fan? Never watch an episode of my life, nor will I. Oh, I'll do. Let's, the next one is Cold Feet. Ha ha!

All eight episodes from season three, plus behind the scenes footage, a show I haven't heard of. Yeah, I've heard of it. James Nezmit. Is it James Nezmit? His magazine said it's still brilliant. Is it James Nezmit?

Is that his name? I recognize that actor. Starring James Nezmit? Is that his name? I recognize that actor. Starring James Nezmit as Adam. That was his sort of, that was how he came to, that's how he became a guy. Would you like to hear who Robert Bathurst plays? David. All eight episodes from season three too,

so a good place to start. Eight episodes, which confuses me as to where, what, because this looks like it came out of the 90s. It's BBC, right? Well, I don't know. I don't know. It's British. But these are British actors, I think.

Are they? Zach, are they British? Yeah, they are. Well, he's not, he's UK, I think. I can't remember. Let's move on to the next episode. No, the next. Let's move on to the next DVD.

That was, and the price was left on that. This was five, so this was half. Just cold feet, season three was half of the budget. And there's another three to go. So goodness knows how much Jordy sure the fifth season cuts. And I think this was maybe given to me because I love movies.

Yeah, more effort than last year, I'd say. Yeah. House of cards. Wow. The second season of House of cards with the impeccable, irreplaceable Kevin Spacey on the cover and Robin Wright, of course, local girl doing good.

Now, she's got it as Robin Wright pen there or just Robin Wright. She is, you know what, I don't have the time. She was Robin Wright pen in the 90s, I think I need to move on. And now I'm very confused, because this also came at a cost of $5, which makes me think maybe some shit was thrown in for free

After the two special ones were selected Or 50% maybe a 4 for 10 or maybe a 4 for 10 or a 2 or a 2 or a 5 sort of Yeah, maybe there was that in the last one the last thing from my KK very excited about It's speed racer on DVD and the DVD is loose. And let me say I already own this on DVD. Yeah. So that's very exciting. I'm gonna open it up and it is DVD.

It is the DVD of Speed Race. And one of my absolute favorite movies from the Wikowski's, I adore this film. I think it's incredibly underrated. It's pre-the matrix. No, it's post-the matrix. Really? You know I'm making that without the matrix.

Wow, I never heard of this. It is in my opinion one of the best at it. So the CD fell out, landed on the ground. Which, you know what, I've got it back up at home. So I'm not too fast about if it gets scratched or not, because the one I have is in working or that the case is broken. So that wasn't me just to be clear, the case is broken. That's why it looks like. Just holding it up does make it fluid. I'd be careful there wasn't me just to be clear the case is broken. That's why looks like just holding it up

Does make it fun. I'd be careful there if they ever pull that from the streaming to you know, you know how they're doing that now You'll be glad you've got I tell you what else is crazy. I also own it on YouTube I bought it on YouTube because one time for the there's a sketch. There's a joke You know Netflix series in episode one where we all get mad at each other, go into our rooms and pull down posters in our banana. And I, in during the writing sessions, bought Speed Racer on YouTube so that I could then

paid like $15 for it so that I could show everyone the scene that that was referencing because it's a very specific reference. I wanted it to look and sound because the way he pulls the poster down, it's very funny to me. And so there we go, and that's Mark's. Looks like three funny ones in one since C1.

Really, very consistent. Which is already owned on several formats. So, as to C1. Oh, it does it, whether they own it or not. As to C1. Dory, funny, and one useless card. It's great. It's a see a gift Without really quite knowing the person but it is it's in CEO It is sincere and it is lovely

Can I say as someone who doesn't know who gave you that and doesn't know who gave me my one last year? Yeah, I just I just really wish I had gotten something like that last year instead of a newspaper Yeah, some thought was that maybe maybe maybe no one knows maybe that's at a fall from a Salvation army about three steps from here. Oh What happened today? Oh, right mr Mr. I'm I'm I'm I don't give a shit individually wrapped. Yeah, by the lady Well, there's a well, we don't know hypothetically. I prefer There's one more gift. There's one more gift to give yeah again

We don't know who gave it to who this person on their wish list had socks and juts. Yes, which hypothetically Yeah, the person buying this for from the feel of it didn't read the wish So just Broden has his hands reach that he's doing the grabby thing Give it my son doesn't and he needs to relax. Well, I want it. I was I was read out first I should have been given this for yeah, but it works kind of like Like and Christopher Nolan structure Like gone in narrative. It's, yeah, we started with one thing, and, you know, we started with the end, and then we've looped back around.

We better be an honest twist. Well, Broden, there you go. And remember, we don't know who got who, what? It's funny that you looked at this handwriting, Tom said, that's Mark's handwriting. It looks like it's been written by a two-row. It looks like it's been written with someone's left hand to disguise. It's his flair somehow. It looks like the disguise they're handwriting.

Brodom, what did you get from your KK? I'm working through it now opening. It looks like very great detail has been put through here. A plastic bag like sandwich bags to cover the top. Taked. And I've received a weapon. A weapon? A weapon. What?

Oh my God! Oh! What the hell? This appears to be a Elite 2.0 commander, I do not know how it has brought Nerf gun. This is fucking weird. I don't, we don't know who got... Shosh, shosh, shosh. Broding that, but what's super weird about that is I bought my Nerf gun to the office today.

Broding, do you want to play? Oh no thanks. You don't want to play? Oh I'm good. Because you got Nerf gun and I just happened to bring mine. Yeah I happen to bring it. Do you want to play? Do you I'm good. Because you got an Earth Gun and I just happened to bring mine. Yeah, I happen to bring it. You want to play?

Do you like your Nerf Gun Brody? Oh man, it's fantastic. I can't wait to shoot around with it. I'm happy to break it. Brody and I got that for you. Oh, thank you so much, man. No worries, man. I got that for you.

You don't want to play? You got one. I got them both from the lead. I just can't get it out. You can try. Mark, can you go for yourself as much cooler? I can't get it out. I didn't get this one. This is one I got for a Christmas present.

Yeah, right, it's very grubby. I need scissors. Just pull it out. Don't be weak. What's all these hours in the gym for, bro? It's just the crazy coincidence that someone got you a nerf gun and I happen to bring mine because I know you have one. And what's the coincidence that you got speed rates of which you apparently love? And cold feet season three.

Just get the fuck in. Thank you, Zach. You don't want to play with me. Here, you can borrow some of my bullets. Well, there's no bullets in the camera bullets. Yeah, it does come with bullets. Bullets sold separately. The bullets are in there. The bullets aren't sold separately. It's gonna say it's really. Can I have a look at your Nerf guy? He's still a little... Oh, yeah, if you want. I get it in there, bro. If you want to play, bro. Crashlymon's mark. You want to play Nurse, bro? Give it back to him. We're going to close it out.

That's good. We can all... Can we put the... I think it's only fair I get to play with the biggest I bought him the Nerf gun. Sure, sure, sure. Lindsay, can we put the Christmas music back on? I've got a way to... It was more expensive than $10. I spent more than $10 on that for you, bro.

So general, it's like, it was eight. Oh, right. That's great. I think we're selling my coals. Did you get them from coals? I just want to say, to those less thing, that was just a bit. I'm giving Mark back his Nerf gun.

Why is it good, bit? Because there's a time for bits. And that time for bits is next year. Christmas isn't about bits. It's about, that's fucking got some fun. Family. You got me in the fucking head.

Whether that's your, that's got some bings or an actual family. Or your chosen family. So I'm gonna me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me This is everybody. It's like a paintball. And a happy new year. You fucked up man, this is so much fun. Buon Natale Mark. How the fuck the, oh, oh, oh. What ever Greek is for. Becoming a man. A birthday.

Merry Christmas. And to me, a happy birthday. Because I am Jesus. A good night. Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas. Happy night everybody. Merry Christmas everyone. Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. You've been listening to the Antidona Podcast.

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