Aunty Donna Podcast - LAN Party 10 Part 1

Episode Date: April 9, 2024

It's the first day of year 10 and the boys share what they did for their summer holidays.  LINKS  Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig   Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/   CREDITS   Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno   Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett, Jim Cruse & Tanya Zerek Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper   Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh    Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, hey everyone. Ever noticed, ever wondered what stinky dorks talk about? Well today's your episode of the Aunty Donna Club. It's Land Party Part 509. If you like this content, head to our Patreon for more spoofy stuff. Aunty Donna. The Aunty Donna Club. I don't know what it is.

You'll find it. arnit donna dot the arnie patreon.com slash arnie donna club I don't know what it is you'll find it enjoy I'm 234 here we go yeah 15 is about half a month 14 if the month has more days less days 13 is the unluckiest number sometimes they don't have it as a floor 12 that, that's alright I guess. 11, a character on Netflix. 10 is the how many um how many channels another word for X. 9 is a very mediocre musical. 8 is the first part of the film eight and a half which inspired the musical nine Seven channel seven is the best fast of the furious film

six six No Six is twice twice the number of the amount of performing members of Antikonner. Five is approximately how many years we've been doing this podcast. Four is... I didn't finish.

Oh, is approximately, so five is approximately how many years we've been doing this podcast. Four, I can't, and is approximately how many years we've been doing this podcast. That's because I love doing this podcast. Four, it is so much fun. Three, the three members of the group plus a guest. Two is...

Oh, and I can't wait to tell you about the number one podcast, the Arnie Donner podcast. the number one podcast, the Arnie Donner podcast. Well, here we are, first day of January 29th, first day of school 2024, or 2006, or five. Yeah, what year is it? Are we modern? 2005. We need to discuss this stuff before we actually start.

Well, it's more about how old you feel. It's what I feel. Oh, yeah. And what I've learned through my travels. Where have you traveled? Wherever the train line takes me. So over summer, thanks for asking. I actually tried out each train line.

So I did Hurstbridge. Went out to Hurstbridge, had a nice lunch with some mates. Yeah, right. Then went down Sandringham with my Met card and out to Frankston. Yeah. Yeah, it was cool. I very much like to nest.

Like I like to get involved with the local people, local cafes, local shops, you know, go down to the castle shops, you know, visit Hamed at the local IGA. He's a fucking top bloke. He is crazy stories, crazy stories. So for me, like, yeah, you can travel, you can go, you can check stuff out, can spread yourself thin, but I'm all about sort of integrating to, you know,

getting to know the people around me, creating community, you know, they say it takes a village. And when I start popping kids out from from you know, God knows how many yeah Chicks and babes and stuff. I'm gonna need that village to help me raise my legion of children. I Went to but that is cool I went to I went to Africa What went to Africa? Oh? I went to Africa. Oh yeah, cool.

Yeah, what country in Africa? Africa is a continent. Continent, yeah. I went to America. I went to Chile. You know what I mean? I went to Namibia. Oh yeah.

And we helped build a village. What, a whole village? Yeah, we helped them build a village. And we said we helped them build a village. So they didn't have water and we helped them build a village. And we said we helped them build a village. And we said we helped them build a village. And we said we helped them build a village.

And we said we helped them build a village. And we said we helped them build a village. And we said we helped them build a village. And we said we helped them build a village. And we said we helped them build a village. And we said we helped them build a village, a whole village. Yeah, we helped them build a village. And we said we'd help them build a village. So they didn't have water and we helped them build a pump. And then we would just like, we'd build the pump and then they would be like, why are you here? And like, we never pushed it, but they'd be like, why are you here?

Why are you building this pump? And we'd be like, oh, you know, cause we're, yeah. And like, if they asked, we would talk about, you know, while we were there. Are you thinking of taking that up as a trade? What's that? Are you thinking of taking that up as a trade? Because now that we've graduated into year 10, we start picking our own electives. I was just wondering if you want to do plumbing.

I've come back pretty enriched. I saw nine films this summer at Greensboro and Northland, between them the majority. And I've come back and I see, like, it's given me a lot of perspective and I've opened my world up to the genres of film. Did you guys see Passion of the Christ? No, I saw my favorite film of the summer was Meet the Fockers. It's really funny and cool. And it opened it up the family to this Dennis Dustin Hoffman and Barbara Streisand play the mother and father of Ben Stiller so it opens up that ensemble to a really funny way I saw I went into Westgarth and I saw

sideways oh yeah Paul Giamatti yeah Yeah, who's and who else? And Sandman From Spider-Man 3. Yeah, Sandman. Yeah. That film actually got me sober What? Like I after my experience watching that film and it's a film it's not a movie. I agree. I agree I watched that and I realized sort of It's kind of like the error in my way, sort of the path I was heading down and I saw myself in 20 years, you know, and I went, I don't want to be that, I don't want to be that man.

Yeah. That's how I felt seeing, I also saw Hotel Rwanda. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That sobered me up too, that one. I went to Rwanda. Okay. What? I saw Oceans 12.

I went to Rwanda. When? On the holidays. We went and we helped them build some water pumps and we told them we have cheeses. But then you do that in... I went to Namibia, then I went to Rwanda. Can I ask you boys?

And Hitch, I saw Hitch. Have you seen, just talking about Paul G and Matty, have you guys seen Big Fat Liar? Yeah. Yeah, I like Big Fat Liar. It's so funny in that, he goes blue. Yeah, he plays the wolf. Yeah, and Amanda Bynes is in it,

who's probably my celebrity crush, her and Jennifer Garner. She's Malcolm in the middle, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's taller than Malcolm in the middle in the film. Yeah, I love Malcolm in the middle. It's a really interesting explanation of intellectual property and ownership of concept.

Ah yeah Ah yeah. Yeah. Have you guys seen Passion of the Christ yet? Um, no, it's not really on the list. It's just because I know you guys like really violent movies and stuff and I just, I was really excited to talk to you about it. I thought it looked too religious. Like it is, because it's about Christ, but like it's so full on and gory and stuff.

I just do not believe that there is one omnipotent being living in the clouds that tells me what to do. I'm the master of my destiny. I don't believe there's a higher being out there that I can put my name and thought to, but I'm not close to the concept and that makes me agnostic. But you guys like violent movies, yeah? Like I'm not even talking about, I'm talking about like,

it's like one bit where he's like whipping him and like there's like chunks of skin coming off. It's like a full horror. Yeah. It's really cool. I really like racing stripes. Which one's that? It's where Piper Peribo races a zebra.

Oh yeah, nice. I love Piper Peribo. She's from Coyote Ugly, yeah? Yeah, yeah. I love Coyote Ugly so much. But the zebra, they're like, the zebra couldn't do it. And then the zebra is quite fast. I believe in spirituality.

That's big for me. I was just talking about that because I know you guys like horror movies and stuff. I thought you might have seen it because it's like a lot of stuff. Yeah, but I don't touch any of that, all of that stuff. Man, seriously, imagine just like in your brain, if there was no, I've been thinking about this stuff

deeply over the summer while I was playing Banjo Kazooie. I just, I mean, I was like- I know your beliefs and stuff. I just wanted to talk about- No, but every major war, problem, issue, harassment has all been caused by religion. Yeah, I get that. It's like, you say, oh, hey, it's all right. I just need to like state my case.

It was like. I just thought, cause you like violent movies and stuff, I thought you might like this one. I do like violent movies. I love Equilibrium. Have you seen Constantine? Yes, I've seen Constantine, man. I'm a Keanu fan, boy. Yeah, I thought it did. Gross 75 million.

DC comic adaptation. Did you even know that? Yes. Did you even know that it was an adaptation of a DC comic book? I know everything Detective Comics and Marvel have put out into canonically and non-canonically. Really? Yeah. Name one thing. Spider-Man. Fuck.

I love Spider-Man. Spider-Man's great. I think Tobey Maguire captures Peter Parker. But to an extent, I'd love to see a bit more of a Spider-Man Spider-Man. To me, I actually just didn't buy that he was a teenager. Like, because when I look in the mirror, I see like a year 10 boy, right?

And Peter Parker for me was all about, when Stanley and Kirk Colby, or whatever the other guy's name is, when they invented the character of Peter Parker. Stanley created all of the Marvel, and that's why you'll often see in Marvel films, little note for both of you, if you're, have you ever seen Marvel movies? He does a cameo. Little note for both of you. If you have ever seen Marvel movies.

Stanley actually does a cameo in every. He cameos in all of the films. That's really cool. Yeah, I knew that. Who is he in those? I knew that before you. He might just be a man on a bus. He might be.

Sometimes he's working in a library. Library, library. Or a FedEx man. What does he look like? He's kind of got, well he's the man number one. So Did you know that? Yeah, did you know that? Totally you guys seen Electra I did Fucking love electric. I saw a lecture a crown in the city. We all went in as a little group and saw it

She uses some she uses a She uses forks. I've got a magazine with pictures of Jennifer Garner. It's just like a normal magazine but they're a little bit sexy and I keep it under my drawer. So I pull out the drawer fully and I put it on the floor. Do you guys know Evan from fully and I put it on the floor up at the drawer over you guys know Uh Evan from 7c. No. Yeah. All right, Evan. Oh, yeah, he's in 7c Yeah, like he's a little fucker, but I reckon I know like he's you know Like I don't I don't usually fuck with the year 7s and you know, this guy's he's in 7c

Yeah, he got kept down like four times. So he's our age, but he's in year 7, but he I love Coffee no not 7 seeds the brand, which I know and love. And I use in my Mocca Master. My parents won't let me touch it because I fucked it last time. I love the Seven Seeds. I think it was wonderful that all the explorers that have... Yeah. No, not the Seven Seeds of rye.

Speaking of though, you guys ever had like a fucking stellar rye bread from like a proper fucking bakery? Not that shit you get at fucking Coles or Safeway. Like a family's delight. Our family's. Yeah, like from fucking baker's delight. I'm pretty high, our family's pretty high end. We'll go Helga's because we have a kind of more matured taste.

Oh really, yeah, Helga's. Helga's, it's more of a matured loaf. We have to slice, or I had to learn how to slice our own loaves because we don't really go for that kind of stuff. We do that Christmas hamper. It's full of sugar, man. You know that Christmas hamper where your parents pay like $4 a week and then they get a hamper at the end?

We got like the best bread when we got the Christmas hamper this year. Yeah, nice. It's like the best bread. Do you freeze Christmas ham for this year. Yeah, nice. It was like the best bread. Do you freeze it for later or you just work through it? Well, mum, well, so I ate it all because it was really nice and I thought I was allowed to. Yeah, so I ate it all in like a week. Yeah. And dad, dad was so pissed off.

What did he do? He just screamed. He didn't say or do anything at me. Oh That's why I screamed and he punched four holes I was gonna say when I came over and you were a fault I saw a I saw a hole in your in the bottom of your cabinet like he didn't look at me He didn't say it was my fault. I didn't get in trouble. Yeah, he just went to another room and screamed That's why I reckon we might need to have a chat to his dad about that Well, that's actually one of my favourite film adaptations.

When you talk about novels being transferred to the big screen, it's a deftly feat to try and accomplish. Which one? Holes. I loved Holes. But the way that they transferred that novella to the big screen with that ensemble really is quite fantastic. Have you guys seen the film High T tension? No, it's a French film

No part of the yes, I actually extreme new wave of horror Quite good. It's quite good. Yeah Similar to martyrs. Have you seen martyrs? Yeah, I got by my uncle had like as DVDs and I watched some of them. Yeah. Oh, yeah I might is it is it dark? Yeah. It's really full-on my Most fucked up movie scrub one scene girl watches through a

Like hides in the cupboard and watches her mother get murdered by a trucker All right, I was I just thought it'd be cool I I wanted to be cool so I watched the movie. That's really full on man. My film of the year would be the SpongeBob movie. I thought once again it was a beautiful adaptation. It was hilarious and it was one of those things where it's four little skin dicks right? Yeah it's for little skin dicks, right? Like, it's for babies. Fuck, it's for fucking babies. But, but it's written for adults. So like a mind like mine can appreciate

like the actual fucking, like when I went and saw it, I was fucking pissing myself. No one else was laughing. And then when all the kids were laughing, I was like, oh yeah, humorous, but not enough to like get me in the fucking enough to like, get me in the fucking, you know, get me in the belly, like make me belly laugh, but there were bits that were put in there for like, cunts like me.

Like motherfuckers like me who fucking get shit, you know. I believe that there's something out there, but I don't think it's in these traditional religious structures. Sorry, yeah, I just- Why have we gone back to that? I just, yeah, I was going to talk about, I was gonna talk about I was gonna talk about SpongeBob movie. Well, I also need to just wanted you guys to know that I just need to tell you guys about Evan in terms of those do you guys seen them?

You guys seen cats and dogs? Yes Battle between kids. I thought it was a brilliant like observation in terms going, well, there is a war waging there between domestic pets. I've seen it happen on my street, man. Yeah, but it's like, they've got like parachuting, like, that's not real, that's fictional. I feel like a producer, which is, you boys probably don't know this, but it's often producers that come up with the creative core of a film. I know that, yeah.

There'll be show runners, show runners like. That's for TV. Show runners, show runners. Yeah, I'm talking about film. Or film series as well. I'm talking about film, but yeah. No, that's a cute idea though. But so often it's the producer.

I originally, I was like, I want to be a writer. I want to be director. Now fuck that. The cash, the money, you wanna fucking own a fucking, you know, you wanna get a pool in your backyard, you gotta be a producer, man. And- If you like series, I've got a series for you,

The Riches. The Riches. Yeah, have you not heard of it? No, I haven't. No, I haven't. You haven't heard of The Riches? No, what is it? It's an exciting new series for Showtime.

If I haven't heard of it, I doubt that it's... TV is the new home of art. We're experiencing a golden age. So we're experiencing a golden age of TV at the moment. And that's what I'm saying. So like The Riches isn't... What's it like, Supremes? Mini Driver, Eddie Izzard are a family who were... Oh wow. Tramps or gypsies. They're more like, they're like movie actors, aren't they?

Yeah, but now they're in a long-form premium drama. Wow. And this is one that I think is going to stand the test of time. I've got a question for you boys about just talking about television. Who do you think the magician is? Because next week he's going to be revealing who he is. The Mask from The Masked Magician. The Masked Magician.

On Channel 7. Who gives away, who gives away... He's, that guy has put, like quite seriously, he's put a fucking mark on his head. Well that's why he has to wear a mask. That's what I thought. I didn't watch that, that time when's that on? Wait, it's a special so they put it, it's on once every few months. I watch that show because philosophically I find the... Conceptually and philosophically I actually find it fucking incredible. Because what he is doing is he's challenging the status quo. He's saying to magicians, Oh, you've been doing this for years.

Well, fuck you. I'm going to reveal how things are done. Not to be a contrarian, but to push the art form forward. Because they can no longer... I need to be allowed to speak and finish. I feel like I've said nothing this whole fucking time. I just want to say... I consider that to be child's play, fiddling with black magic and dark arts. Okay, maybe he doesn't. At that time on TV, on that time on TV, I'm watching what I was just talking about, premium dramas on Showtime. So I'm really thrilled by this new art house series called Satisfaction, which is the story of sex workers

in working in a brothel. And it's about trials and tribulations. It is hot and steamy. It's got Melanie West in it, yeah. Yeah, Madeleine West, yeah. Madeleine West. And it is hot and heavy. Hot. That's all I'll say. Yeah, this chick I used to see was a sex worker, so I know sort of all about that kind of world. No you didn't know you didn't how old are you? 15 so she would have had to have been 18. I hope yeah. Yeah, she was 21. Let's move on. Okay Yeah, that's I don't I think you're lying. Can I tell you we didn't do anything? We just like hung out on MSN or whatever. Yeah, like just chatted like I have that

I had to like get my mom's credit card to like talk to her whenever I wanted to but we developed like a really complex deep relationship. Do you know Planet 13? No, I don't. So it's like a store that sells emo stuff that I love. It's in the city, yeah. There's one at Greensboro. Yeah, I go to Metal Mayhem in the city. Everyone who works at Planet 13 I'm friends with and they're all like 28 and cool and like I know going there and over. Hey, what's up?

Yeah, and I'm friends with them. You've been to DVA. You got parties. Yeah, I've been DVA What is it? What is it? It's short for it's it's DVA, but it's actually the word DVA. Do you know where it is? Yes, I do know what it means Yes, I do know what it means. Where is it? I'm not gonna give you a geocache if that's what you're asking Every girl I have a crush on is dating a 22 year old man Yes, I do know what it means. Where is it? I'm not gonna give you a geocache if that's what you're asking every girl I have a crush on is dating a 22 year old man. Well every girl I have a crush on yeah Is dating a 22 year old man and those 20 years a lot of drugs and and weird weird energy and I'm I'm put up I'm 15. Yeah, and I find them weird. Yeah, they are I can't imagine what a 22 year old would think.

I feel like the normal thing would be to look at those boys and aspire to be them and yet I don't. Yeah, somehow in this circumstance at 15 I have the objective capabilities to look at a 22 year old man and see. Even in this case. Even a 15 year old seeing me knows and seeing that guy knows that they're pathetic they smell like dampness and marijuana yeah not damp marijuana no yeah dampness and marijuana

and so we were telling you about the mask magician yeah now the concept because you see my have some misconceptions. I've seen the project, yeah. Because I'm all about anything that like fucks with the establishment. Favorite band, Rage Against the Machine. Oh, you're right. Yeah, yeah.

Well, because they just have this attitude of like... They're a good second generation. I've got some albums I can put forward to you that you can education musically. Like what? For later. Little band called Sex Pistols, little band called Rolling Stones. We're going about Cole Porter, the work of Cole Porter.

Well yeah sure they started it. A lot of what he did was anti-establishment. Yeah you can be like you know all those bands are cool they started it but for me it's all about who perfected it. The Gershwins. Who took who took that rough mold of clay and turned it into a pot where you can put your keys or rings in. I'll give you three albums that'll change the way you think about Rage. Nothing wrong with Rage. Zach De La Roca, love his spittin' rhymes. But let me show you a few albums by the Gershwin brothers. And you'll change your whole tune. Literally. I doubt it.

Yeah, exactly. That's what I said. Why listen to the paddawons when you can listen to the Masters? So basically the Masked Magician, he does the trick and you think that's magic. I know, I know. No, but you said like magic because then what he does after that, he actually reveals, even though like that's fully against the rules with magic, and he has to wear a mask because like he's had death threats from people like magicians are some of the coolest and most dangerous people and you don't realize yeah because let me explain right because they can't even though it's an illusion they can just disappear at any given time and I've seen seen how they do it, but they do do it.

They're kind of like Batman in the sense that if they know who they're going up against with enough time preparation and resources, they will outdo you in a split second. You think you're smart, but you're not. You know it's all fake, yeah. What? Magic. No, that's exactly, we know this

because the masked Magician is revealing it to us. And that's why his life is in danger. I'm too busy watching Satisfaction. If he reveals who he is, they will kill him. But he's going to on the weekends. Next special, he's going to reveal who he is, and I think it's one of the two Magicians I know.

Seriously, I think he's going to be assassinated. He... I doubt it. He was the one that said that the lady curls up her knees before they cut the box. Is that not just widely known? No, I didn't know that. Yeah, you think? I knew it was a trick.

I knew they weren't cutting a woman in half. I'm not a half-wit. I've got a little project for you to watch. It's called Six Feet Under. I love Six Feet Under. I love Six Feet Under. It's a stunning show about a funeral parlour. Yeah I've not seen it. The way it ruminates on the idea of death because death for me is something that I've come to accept. I'm at peace with it. Yeah I'm ready to accept it. I'll dodge it, I'll avoid it, I'll fight. I will fight for my life at any given opportunity.

Can I just say one thing though? That's clear to me that you've never lost someone. I actually lost my second cousin two years ago. I've lost someone. That I met twice. And I just think that you wouldn't accept death if you had lost someone close to you. No, see you think, you judge me, you look at me, you think this guy's got it together, he's picked his electives for year 10.

Which we do need to maybe next episode, we'll talk about electives. Let me tell you something about myself. I daily take raw-acutane, and so I live on the edge. I'm medicated. What's raw-acutane? It's a medication for acne. And so I live on the edge the I'm heavily medicated. I meant to say like your skin is looking a lot better. Thank you

Is it because it's like as soon as you got the redness is going as you go the pain thing Yeah, as soon as you got the job at KFC Yeah, bro. Really like out and you say I don't know pain Because I haven't lost someone. Sure, like I lost a pet, right, but maybe that doesn't count. But have you have been in the hospital, been confronted with your reality, with your very existence? Yeah, I broke my arm in Cub Scouts.

I'm not talking about something simple like that, right? What are you talking about? I had to go in and get surgery. And this is, so like, I hadn't been cleaning underneath my foreskin. And- You gotta do that, man. And I could have told you that. Yeah, well, I know that now,

but I had to go into the hospital and they removed my foreskin surgically, but they said to me, and I thought about it as well, I was like, if they slip, if they, if there are complications, if I go under and I don't come back out, I was confronted with the very fabric of my existence. And until you've done that, and then, you know, afterwards recovered, and now I need lube at all times. It's not, I can't just quick and go like I used to in the toilet at lunchtime.

You need to use lube. I have to, and that is a thing that I will need to be purchasing for the rest of my fucking life. Do you just like every time? Every single time. All seven times a day. Yes, otherwise it feels like gripping a tree. Cause that yeah. And rubbing your hand. It hurts. That's a lot. Yeah that's awful. And yeah you can spit on it. You can use your natural because the

body has a natural, natural lubricant in saliva. Yeah. But you know I'm, I need that saliva for other things. This conversation is the longest I've gone without masturbating for about two minutes. On three times a day minimum. When I wake up, when I get home from school and before I go to bed, helps me sleep. A year nine who's just been standing there near us over there, Lindsay, how long have we been going for? You've been listening to us talk. 24 minutes. Yeah, cool.

No, yeah, so we have time to talk about our masturbating. Okay, cool, yeah. Let me tell you both something that'll change the way you approach your whole puberty and you're going through it now, but let me explain something to you. I've been through it, but go ahead. You're going through it.

I was an early bloomer, but. Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah. Um, little film called Garden State. Alright, so do you know Scrubs? So yeah I've seen all of it. It's still going. Yeah I've seen everything, I've watched every episode. I know the song by Destiny's Child. Scrubs is like the funniest show on TV. It's really funny. It's so funny. Really funny. Zach and Turk. Yeah. Or JD and Turk.

JD and Turk. And Elliot. JD, Turk, Elliot, the janitor. I just think life's a little too serious to just be laughing at stupid shit. That's the thing as well. Scrubs is sick, man. Actually, you probably wouldn't get the jokes, but it's actually dope. I'll watch ER, thank you very much.

Yeah, this is better. This is ER on crack. It's ER, but it's actually dope. I'll watch ER, thank you very much. Yeah, this is better. This is, this is ER on crack. It's ER, but it's funny. Yeah, but I don't need to be, I find it inappropriate. Having been to a hospital, having spent, like I was there for- You have to laugh at morbidity. I've been to a hospital as well, by the way, like multiple times. Yeah, same.

I was born there. I helped build one in Rwanda. What? That's not weird. I'm a Christian kid. We all go to Africa. That's what they do. It's not like it's not weird I'm a Christian kid we all go to Africa. That's what I do. It's not like it's crazy that I did that. But what did you do? Like how did you help? Well we just helped I don't know like helped move bricks and shit. But have you

ever been like locked in a bed in a room being like I could fucking die I have I was there overnight and then most of the next day. They lock you in. What happened? I told you. You were overnight in the hospital? Yeah, yeah. It wasn't some going snippy snip get out of here on your way. I had grommets. I had a grommet put in one of my ears because I had pressure in my ear. I'm missing a third of my kidney. I had croup. I had to go to the hospital for croup.

I got my appendix out. Yeah. Well, yeah. But last year I was constipated and so I had to go in and they stuck a Panadol up my arse. When I was doing... Is that real? Yeah. Panadol? Well, they said it was a Panadol.

What is it? They stuck a tablet up my arse. So that was her hospital, man? Yes it was her hospital. My mum was with me. Alright. And put a tablet in your bottom because you're constipated. I think they were like, we could do an enema. I did end up, in the future I will get an enema. end up in the future I will get an enema. But I woke up in the middle of the night with very severe stomach pain, went to the hospital.

What year was this? This was 2003. Yeah, so two years ago, yeah. And they stuck a tablet up my ass. From memory they said it was a panadol. Do you think it was a side effect of the Iraq war beginning? That really fucked my mental state. Just in terms of- I was ready for it, I was ready to go.

What, to fight? Absolutely, yeah. Now if you want advice or anything, I'm sure my brother could talk to you about it. Why? He's fought, he's in Afghanistan now. How many tours did he do? He did three. Yeah cute. I

Am I'm ready to fight? Yeah, my brother waiting for the right moment when I'm not truly needed. I'm a pacifist man I don't believe in that shit because I find that um, you know human beings are the only beings on the planet that kill One another with there's two that fuck for pleasure, humans and dolphins, but we are the only species that kill each other. Zebras don't kill zebras. Bears don't kill bears.

Yeah, all apex predators. I don't want to be rude. I'm so sorry for saying that. I'm so sorry for saying that no, but That's like the definite. I'm so sorry for saying no, but I heard this three years ago And I can't tell you where it is and wolves But let me tell you a little fire maker who would actually let me tell you a filmmaker if you're interested in this kind of stuff He's going to change the way you think about everything. Yeah His name is Mike write it down Michael Moore

Yeah bowling for Columbine. I'm aware of Michael. He lies a lot though doesn't he? Fahrenheit 9-11. I've not seen any of his things but I've heard he lies a lot. He's a contrarian and like I said anyone that's looking at the system giving him a big fuck you that's my kind of guy. Have you listened to Green Day? Do you know who's a genius filmmaker? Genius and you probably haven't heard of him. Like I doubt you've heard of him. Who? Quentin Tarantino. Yes I've heard of Quentin Tarantino. Oh have you? Yes. Yes Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2. Oh you've heard of Quentin Tarantino. Some of the most original cinema I've ever seen. Quentin is one of the greatest I've ever seen. I don't how that guy comes up. I've not seen any of his films, but I love his trailers.

I tell you right now, he is original to a fault. The way that guy comes up with stuff, I've never seen anything like it, and I don't think the world has. Yeah, that's so cool that you've both heard of him. The formal this year, since his first year, we'll have a formal, I believe I'm gonna try and dress like a character from a Tarantino,

Quinton Tarantino film. Oh that's so cool like I've already got um I don't can I can I pitch this to you because it's pretty out there. Yeah. I'm thinking like a shiny black shirt, black dress pants, a black belt, black Doc Martens, yeah. And a big fat red tie. For the full wall. I was thinking that too actually. Yeah. For me the tie, just make sure the knot

up the top near your neck is like nearly as wide as your chest. I'm thinking silky, silky, fat, red tie. Oh sorry, go. Sorry, I was going to say. I was just going to say. And sunglasses. Oh yeah, I'm going to wear sunglasses.

AVI8 is like Tom Cruise. If you want to watch a Quentin Tarantino film, my cousin went to Bali and has a copy of it on DVD. It's a little, doesn't look as, the image is a bit fucked and it has like some baked in subtitles in Taiwanese, I think. Can I come over to your house and watch it? Yes, you can. It is an experience unlike any other. I have to go to period one.

Are we at school? Can we? Yeah. Because it's, I want to talk to you at recess next week. Yes. About. How electives. Electives. I heard him, heard a year seven the other day called recess. Called recess playtime.

He's like, I'll see you at playtime. I had to fucking smack him across the face. That was me. What? You smacked me across the face calling recess playtime. All right, I'll see you at recess. See you at recess.

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