Aunty Donna Podcast - LIVE @ The Basement Theatre Auckland FEAT. Melanie Bracewell & Nazeem Hussain PART 1

Episode Date: May 17, 2017

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A list of production. We listen to the only other podcasts. The greatest fucking podcast in the world. Buried my contact in sometimes and guess. We hope you enjoy the part of the fucking podcast. So the idea for this live thing is we thought we'd start before the audience came in by starting the podcast so when people walk in they're walking into the podcast.

It's sort of already going. We've never done this before. Nor did we want to do this. No, I didn't know this was happening until three days ago. No, it was this, did everyone not know this was happening? I don't know what this was. I thought it was just me. No, no, no, it wasn't just you.

It's a family. It's a family. It's a family. Oh God. No, no, no, it wasn't just you and this is a family with a family. Yeah, oh, God. Oh, no, it'll be fine. The audience just welcome. Please come in. Please come in. Welcome to the pot. Welcome to the pot. We're getting paid to do this. I'm going to describe everyone who comes in. A lovely trio of people. I mean, they will know that group of beautiful people coming in. Just so you know, we're getting paid a flat fee to do this. You think so coming in. That's true.

That's true. Two ladies with wines look like a rose a or something. Is that a rose a? I think that's a bit of a shard in a, maybe we've got a couple of fun boys sitting in the front row. Yeah. One of them's wearing a Burger King crown. I wore a Burger King crown in a Facebook post four years ago

and I'm wondering is that just a coincidence? Or it is? It says it's just a coincidence. Maybe he just really likes burgers. I love Burger King. There's a man with a jumper that has a print of a sloth climbing the Empire State Building. That's my favorite tea tree. Pretty funny.

Yeah, the podcast is started by the way everyone. Yeah, there's two little boys who have just come in. That's a little boy. They came to show the other day. He did. We're in New Zealand for anyone who's listening to the podcast. We're in the basement theater in Auckland. It's a beautiful venue, very trendy.

Yeah. For anyone who doesn't know where New Zealand is, it's just east of Sydney. Waysick, some smart Alec just said something to me in the front row. What did you say? I've got a dent in my... Yeah, well that's not my choice, okay. It's just what they gave. That's just Mark's journey.

Yes. You're just pointing the dints in our microphone. I'm genuinely surprised. This is gonna be a fucking rough show, isn't it? Really sincerely surprised that there's anyone here. I know. Did we advertise this at all? Yeah, we did a post this morning. No, that's great.

Thanks everybody. Who's here because of the post this morning on Facebook? Hey! It was worth it. It was worth it. It was worth it. It was worth it. That's just because of the last night.

Who's here because they're just supporting New Zealand International Comedy Festival? That's not true. Absolutely. That's fantastic. We are so sorry about the L.A. Are there people here who have never heard of Antidon number four? Never seen Antidon number four? Really? That's amazing.

Just for everyone coming in, oh hello. Oh, well Brody, Brody will go and talk to you. I'm going to talk to our guest who's just got here. He was late. He's obviously had more important things to do. If you haven't worked it out where we are we have started the podcast Most people have people come in they have people enter they do a little preamble and then they start recording the podcast But we're not most people we're a volunteer control

We're a Von God. I've on guard Padau Sam director and writer is offering a string. I'd love a whiskey on the rocks. No. I was joking, I can't handle that. It's very sweet of you. This will probably not make it under the podcast. Sam, can I get a drink?

Can I get a drink? Can I get a speech or something? Um. I think maybe just water. Could you get me one of those Fuji Apple icy poles? All right. Great. He said no. They look very nice. We've seen them. Have we seen the ice blocks that they're selling out the front? No, I have a icy pole. So just so you know, we're at the, this is for the, raspberry flavor. Lemonade flavor.

And then there's like a, like a, I think like a Fuji apple, some sort of exotic apple flavor. That sounds delicious, Mark. Yeah. Should we go get some, no worries. Some, pardon?

Should we go get some Fuji apple? Oh, I'm thinking about it. I know, I'm gonna go grab one. All right. All right. All right, hello, I'd like a Fuji Apple icy poll. Hello, welcome to New Zealand. We've got our first walk out. That's fair. That's fair.

This is as good as it gets as much. So, um, oh my. We're just waiting on a few more audience members, but I feel like we could potentially just start the podcast. We'll just wait for Sam to get back with my icy poll. He's not getting you an icy poll. Oh, I know. He's your icy poll. I feel like he'll come back as a gag and get me one,

because it'll be funny. It'll be good. I think he's going to come back with a war. I've got high hopes. You motherfucker. Thank you, Sam. Thank you, Sam. Thank you. Thanks mate. Thank you so much. Thanks so much for coming everyone to the podcast. All right. Thank you. All right. Shall we begin? Yeah. So now we've got some more. Wait for these like. Probably couldn't find a car park. Is it more of us funny that this venue is in a fucking car park? Oh, here we go.

Everyone's shuffling in the final audience. She's back. Oh, she's been walking out. She was just getting one more day. Thanks for having faith. It'll, you know, you should trust us. We've been, we're pretty good. We're fine. Uh, thanks for coming to our podcast, everyone. Um, I'm just going to say what I've heard

at live recordings of television shows that I've been to. Say what you believe as well. And I do believe this. I never, I never, I'll speak true. I will speak fair. It's that, um, uh, if you laugh laugh even if you don't think something's funny because it'll make this sound better. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. There you go. Is there anything else we need to say? No, we're just going to be recording a couple of podcasts today. We're halfway through. We might just stop and then start again. We're not starting again, but start a new episode. That's about everything I think.

We got special guests. It's going to be a lot of fun. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I was so.

Oh. Tom, I'm unlistened during. Tom, I don't know you're going to play music. I thought we were going to play the thing that. I was... Oh, someone listened during... Somebody know you're gonna play music. I thought we were gonna play the thing that... The only thing that's stuck in the list... For the last time, I know this is a difference. You can't... You can't talk off-microphone.

Get a microphone. Yeah, all right. What's your beef? I explained how we would start the show in detail, Mark. Okay. In detail twice because Broden didn't understand the first time, okay? You are getting too confident and I don't know how to deal with that. No, Zach is lying down on the couch. Well, he's on a shave long. Well, they gave us a big couch to accommodate our guests, and I go all to myself for the next two to three minutes.

He's exploring a pair of blue dock Martens that I gave him. You did. That were given to me, and I tried to wear dock Martens for a little bit. Didn't suit my look. It was Mark's cool. No, not because I'm cool, because I don't have, I got, because we're all we're skinny.

Have you ever seen, like, when you're wearing like super skinny jeans and you're little and then a big boot, I look like a fucking clown, because I've got like big feet as well, I've got like size 10 feet. Yeah. So I just, I was like, Oh, is that big is it?

No, it's a big. That's a big shoe. Yeah, very funny. From my home. I'm fat. I'm size 13. From the, wow, okay, Wow. Yeah. And how tall are you, Broden? How tall are you? Nine foot seven. Right. I'm four foot two. Okay. Well, that's a big foot for a four foot. Yeah, it is, isn't it? So I wasn't saying big in, you know, I'm not talking about your broad James big. I'm not talking about Michael Jordan, both the professional basketballer and the actor big. Okay. I'm not talking about Michael Jordan both the professional basketballer and the actor big, okay?

I'm just talking about who's Michael Jordan the actor Michael you're just Michael there's another there's an elastic Fantastic for a fantastic for there's an actor oh Michael B. Jordan Michael B Jordan But the B stands for basketball I'm being told. You didn't say she's a... But the Beast stands for basketball, which is weird.

Which is weird. We're in Auckland, which is... Which is... The people at home probably didn't hear that, but a singular person went... Woo! And it was very embarrassing for that. Very specific to read. Uh...

Okay, you don't get to fucking talk. I don't know if we've made this clear, but this is not your very specific to red. Okay, you don't get to fucking talk. I don't know if we've made this clear, but this is not your podcast. This is also this is very different. I was I'll show you that we do and we tour around and we work on for upwards of four months a year. Thanks for coming. Is very high energy and very very rehearsed and we're sitting on couches now. And you know what boys are? I like it. I like it. It's very nice. It's great that there's no pressure.

That lamp turned off when you touched it. Is it a touch thing? I am loving. I think four minutes in, we've already hit about six visual jokes for this podcast. So everyone at home just on, we're having a great time. four minutes in we've already hit about six visual jokes for this podcast. So, for everyone at home just on this we're having a great time. We've got two great guests today. We've got a wonderful local comedian Melanie Bracewell. Yeah!

And one of our dear friends from Australia is he owns Australia, he's the King of Australia, and museum who's saying that. Yes! Should we bring on guests? I feel like, because we'll just continue to talk otherwise. Yeah! Is there anything else we need to do housekeeping wise or anything like that? Well, I was going to do a quick vacuum, but I can say. You're bloody.

You're bloody. You're bloody damn. Well, Zack's the funny one of the group. I, uh, Zach's a major game. I did some research. Oh really? On our first guest?

Yeah, I went and did a few hours of research this morning. I would love to hear it and you've memorized it? Yeah, so I'm just going to give a bit. Yeah, I've written it down on my phone. I wrote it very intently. Nazim, who's saying open bracket, born 21st of April 1986, close bracket, is an Australian comedian actor and radio presenter

of Sri Lankan descent. He is best known as creator and Star of Comedy Show Legally Brown. Oh, I thought he did Fat Pizza. Yeah, that's an Australian show. And one half of the comedy duo Fear of a Brown planet, along with Arm Aramun. That's a very up-to-date Wikipedia. Please welcome to the couch, Nazim Hussein. Nazim Hussein! Hello! Hello, how's it going? Also on the Wikipedia page is detail about my parents' divorce, which is painful to me. Really?

Oh, it's a fucking... I want to hear about that. My parents divorced fairly recently as well. This morning, brutal. What happened? Pardon? What happened? Oh, it happened. It's very long and sad. As a Wikipedia page, we've been updated to reflect that. No, no one's talked about my parents. There are any listeners out there.

But maybe if we talk about it now, some... Yeah, yeah. ...let the chap will go on there and... Well, that's how it happened with my Wikipedia page as well. I was talking about it and then someone updated it also you know how Maddo kind talked about sucking his own dick yes yeah Maddo yes I've listened to that on repeat his Wikipedia page was changed temporarily it said Maddo kind is a comedian radio broadcaster who recently sucked I got changed back, that's fair. Anyway, long story short, my mother,

someone broke up with my mom when she was quite young. Broke her heart. She was in a state of depression, met my father, and told me she was like, oh, he loved me, and I thought that would be enough. And then I married for 32 years. In that time, she never told him that she loved him and then it just got to a point where they hated each other so much they could no longer be in the same room.

And I don't think ever will again. Wait, don't, man. Aunty Donna! Oh, I mean, aunty Donna. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Yeah, my parents are good, they're good. Yeah, mine too. I'm the only one from a broke. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Yeah, oh, yeah. My parents are good.

Yeah, mine too. I'm the only one from a broken family in Antitana. But I think that reflects me as a person. Yeah. I love how we had an out, and I decided to come back to the whole stuff. So I am sorry, everyone. Are your parents alive?

Yeah, they're alive. They're married. Yeah, they're married. To each other. To each other. Yeah. Joe and Sandra Wayne. That's beautiful.

Joe and Sandra Wayne. Yeah. Yeah. His parents are a beautiful couple. Yeah, they just, I mean, when I see them, I still see love in their eyes. I see them. I see, you know, they seem to really care about each other.

Is there anything that's been hard for the children because it was such a good relationship, it was a high standard. Yeah, yeah. We enter into relationships and we go, why is this not as smooth as our parents' relationship? It's hard for me because I look at that and I go, that must be nice. Oh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

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Brone recommended it and everyone keeps talking about it and it's pretty sick. So how many people in the audience have been to federal deli? It's great, we should get like a free meal for this plug. Yeah, I mean, we're leaving the country What did you get? I got the um the fish thing with the potato

That's what I got. Yeah, it's freaking unbelievable. It's nuts Hey, if we're gonna plug out the products. I've been trying to get a Nando's black card The Nando's black card basically you guys Nando's fans. Yeah Well basically you go Nando's fans? Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Well, basically, you go to Nando's, you order whatever, apparently they give this to celebrities. And because I think celebrities aren't going to use it because they're celebrities, but I'm not that kind

of celebrity I'm talking about. You go to the order whatever you like, and you show them the black card, and it's for free. Oh my God. You can go nuts. So basically, I called up Nando's, the headquarters, last week, and I pretended I was my own manager. And I said, hi, I represent Naseem Mascassain I'm calling up about the black card he's birthday

coming up I think it'd be a great present for him you know he's probably not gonna use it and I said oh course your name and I said huh oh my name and I said Chris they go what's your surname Chris I said Kastanza anyway I think I thought it was a prank call and then never replied to my emails oh no you just say your manager's name. Well, because her name is Beck. Rebecca. That's fair.

I, um, we have a black card for La Portquetta in Australia. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We can get you a Ville-sculler penny, 15% off anytime you want. That's not a black card. That's a shopper docket. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, we have shopper dockets, which is the back of a receipt.

Yeah, but we laminate them onto some black card. So if you ever want a bit of cannelloni, they're doing plateers now. They do plateers now. You can get a meat platter that has salami and ham. Do you want a platter? Probably not the ham part or the salami There's a 10 favorite types of salami go The ones that don't have pork bacon or ham in them. Okay. Yeah, that's absolutely fair. What about a pickle a pickle platter?

I've never had a pickle platter. It sounds like shit I've never had a pickle plate. It sounds like shit. You've never had a pickle plate? You've got to have a beer. No, it's a range of people. You know, if you go to like Arab restaurants, you know, there's pink ones? Yes. Oh, yeah. I don't know, but in Japanese cuisine, there's a lot of strange colored pickled,

that's strange for a western, not a strange Japanese. But I love them. Oh, there's, you know, the... You're not a western, by the way. Are you a Westerner? I'm not a Westerner. You're a background Sicilian. I'm a background Sicilian, but first generation Australian.

I identify this is not funny. No, I'm just trying to figure you out. You're trying to figure you out. I've been trying to do that for 60 years. I've been talking to the other two and they don't know they want me to come on ask you these tough questions. Yeah, what are you? What do you want from us? I am the one empty.

Show us your papers. No, I didn't. Do you know if you're in New Zealander, you can't come to Australia anymore as of this week? Yeah, I didn't change it. I didn't watch the news properly, but that's what I got. I think it's what people do. What's this I haven't heard about this. If you study in Australia as a keyway now,

they just hit you with a stick for the whole time you live. Or if you give the Australian government $3.4 billion, you can study still. Do you know who might know a bit more about that? No, no, go on anyway, so it's talking about some of that. No, I was gonna say, you have like the prime minister in the room. No, no, no, so Salami. No, that is a good time to see.

It's pretty mean that we're gonna smack him with a stick though. That's a... Yeah, it's how we're doing. We were debating it like stick or slipper or... Well, I think, yeah, I think it was stick in the lower house and once it got to the Senate they The greens, the greens shut it, they want to shut that down. Oh, the trees. Yeah, the greens.

Just feel for a sec while I find. Okay. So you can get a pickle platter. Yeah, you can get a meat platter. You can get a cheese platter. Yeah, there are so many different kinds of platters. Bread platters. Bread platter. See, you don't kinds of bread platters. Bread platter.

So you don't need pork. I don't need pork. No, that's fair. That's a... What about you as an Italian? That's all we ate. That's just eight pork. That's all we ate.

We get a pig cut it up, stuff it back into a sasol. Pure it for a couple of months. And then gobble gobble. And then you cut it. And then you... Yeah go yeah, I make Salamis with my dad most years you make scratch oh really yeah I'm ready before they got once again not interesting all funny. Hey I'm ready

going the first interesting fact about Melanie Brazol she doesn't have a Wikipedia yet. That's gonna change after this part. That's really fucked your intro, hasn't it? I know, I did. But she definitely is on the Comedy Festival website. And only 21 years old Melanie Brayswell has shot to success. You're not 21 anymore. Oh my God. Congratulations on you.

What is more than that? What is more than that? What is more than that? She began in 2014 as the winner of the 7 Days Comedy Apprentice Competition and should I just read this all? Yeah, yeah. It's only 7 pages. Mel just come up and sit down. Makes her noise come out.

Sit down. It's... She began in 2014 as the winner of the 7 Days Comedy Apprentice Competition and continued impressing audiences to win the 20th. She's like my mom whenever she has a guest no listen I think everyone would like to know I'm being your mom I presume your mom's Kiwi and bad at doing the Kiwi accent you certainly are yes I can say since then she has been in hot to me performing it event including rhythm and vines and was nominated for the best new camera award for his first show in 2016 what is the one of my reading I mean, before we get a Vinc including rhythm and vines, it was nominated for the Best New Camera Award

for his first show in 2016. What is the, what am I reading Mel? I don't know, I've tuned out. How do you introduce yourself? I, Melanie, follow my Twitter. That's good, that's good. I was on your Twitter last night when I was trying to find a link when we were promoting this podcast and I saw something about the fact that you still play NeoPets.

Is this true? Yes. Am I giving away something from your show? No, no, no, no, no. I do talk about NeoPets. I'd love NeoPets. That's so much. What's a NeoPets?

But I was, I was, and NeoPets. It's just like an online Tamagotchi, but there's a whole community. You can connect with other. Do you guys want to know what my username is? No, really. So basically, I went online and on the forum there was a username that was Evelness, Evelness with a B, which I thought was very cool. Because Evel is like a thing isn't it? Yeah, and then everyone said that username's so cool and I was like, okay, I'm gonna steal that.

And, but it was taken so I had to do like every variation of ebelness. I was like, evelness with a one underscore, to the point where my username ended up being l, underscore, underscore evelness, underscore, underscore l1. Are you at one over 69? What? I went on a username. Whenever I need to add numbers, I go straight for 69. Yeah, well that's because you're a 36 freak. Yeah.

Or he was actually born in 1969, Mark. Yeah, and I'm a sex pest, but yeah. I feel, and there's, Mel, have you met? Hello. I like shaking hands. I have. Bring in Australians and New Zealanders together. It's across the beach.

I know a lot about you from your Wikipedia page. I like to actually eat at Wikipedia pages and make celebrities. Wikipedia pages look like they're ridden in the first person. LAUGHTER That's great. That's really good. Because quite often you'll find that in comedy festival guides is stand-ups writing their description in first person, not ironically either, just because they don't have a fucking clue what they're doing. It's very funny.

Makes things seem very arrogant as well. When you do comedy festival for both of you guys, when you do comedy festival blurbs and stuff, do you use that as an opportunity to do something stupid or do you usually be very professional? This is my first show, so I felt like no one had any context of my existence. So I felt like I had to just done this and this and this

and so it was just sort of cramming and accolades. Yeah. I hadn't written the show by the time it was due to submit the blurb. So all I had was a pun title, public frenemy. So I had to just write around that. Public frenemy is in the Zeeam's third show. He will be performing at the Colony Festival. Come along. It will be good. It will be him. Him, on stage, talking to you whilst being on the mic. You know, I was just like, and has your show lived up to those expectations?

I was, people come and they expect me to be on stage. That's what I do. Give them that value for money. You know, let me know if you ever need some love or care to them. Seriously, guys, my friend got interviewed by... We got this organization in Australia called ASIO, which is like our security intelligence organization. And they actually interviewed me first,

and then they took me to a fancy restaurant because they were paying for dinner. Anyway, I told my friend exactly what had happened. He got a knock... He was a photographer. This is a long story. He basically... He's a one of... He's a rock sort of... We got a nail to kill. Come on, we got a knock. He was a photographer. This is a long story. He basically, he's like, he's in rock sort of. He's got a nail to kill. Come on. Basically, me and my friends, we often, like in the Muslim community, we prank call each other pretending to be

easier. It's just funny. I used to work as a tax lawyer. I got a call Friday afternoon, block number. I picked it up. The guy said, hello. I said, hi, he goes, I just in a zim. I said, yep, he goes, my name is is David I'm calling from Asia and I I was like oh sorry David I can't speak to you right now I'm just about to blow up a primary school and he's like sorry what was that and I was like is that armor and he's like no this is David from Asia oh sorry sometimes me my friends often prank call each other anyway basically they're like we need to take out for dinner we're gonna talk to you about some stuff they because I do stuff in the Muslim community and because I have

a pro-father who aren't chatting me. So we went out to this fancy restaurant, paid for dinner. It was sick, right? What did you have? I had half a dozen oysters, an entire fish. I love potato. Extra chips for the table. No, it was blue-train. It's not blue-train. It doesn't exist still. They've moved, they've moved upstairs. Yeah, it's kind of fans. This is a restaurant. How would you explain blue-ack? Zack loves his fine dining and his culinary experiences I don't like my my personality is so low So anything that's not Nandos or like

Yeah, that's that's fancy. That was like the most fancy restaurant I've ever been to but paint a picture of blue train Zack All right It's a big old restaurant. They do pizzas, they do whole fish, they do oysters. It's got like big wheels on the side and... It's not a cow-custard thing. Oh no, you can take your legs out, you can ride, you used to be able to ride it and stick your legs out. Oh no, boys.

Boys, you've mistaken the South Bank restaurant blue train with a blue train yeah yeah yeah I don't think so they do like pizzas as well yeah okay all right now you're still mistaken for a blue train where someone has brought on a pizza onto the train yes I believe that's the case are you sure you're not just thinking of the catering carriage I'm pretty sure I'm thinking of the same thing as you is is is that train in a large shopping complex on the Yarra River in Melbourne? Sometimes.

Okay. That's the station. I think we're gonna have to go through there. I think we're gonna have to agree to disagree here. No, there it's just upstairs. So anyway, you're with the secret police. I'm with the secret police. On a train. It was pretty scary. There it's just up so anyway you're with the secret police on the train

It was pretty scary. I don't I don't know if you guys even have that sort of equivalent you guys don't give a shit about anything Quickly Anyway, we got we got All right, I don't even trust myself Mal have you ever been taken out to dinner by an anti-terrorist government organization? Not recently. Yeah. Have you been on a... Have you been on a blue train?

No. All right, great. What color are your trains? I haven't even been on an actual train It's a tool about six months ago our trains are good bad here. Are we to Melbourne? I was like whoa trains and trams We went on the Christ we saw the Christ church Tram

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It has a moment where it's like, this is where I'm meant to be. And then it goes into a shop. Yeah, yeah. Are you confusing a tram with a passenger? It just hurts and threw a road. There's no signs. And then it goes to the toilet. It just comes out of the toilet.

It's fucked. It calls its mom and says that's spoken to in a week. I fucking hate it. I don't want it. We hate trams in Australia as well. You know, there's always people complaining saying they come to our country, steal our jobs. I'm confusing them with refugees.

Yes, you're always mixing up trades and I often marginalise people. I often walk up to immigrants to Australia and touch on my car onto their forehead. Yes. You got touch on and touch off. So sorry, does he continue your tail? So you're out? It doesn't sound... David, it's David from Asia. David from Asia.

Actually, I was leaving the office to go and meet them at six o'clock. Where were you working? Uh, Price Waterhouse Coopers. Oh really? So is this a pre-2012? It does an 11. I've worked in full time. It's a tax consultant.

Still ladies? Is a comedian? Was that? Yeah, I was I used to like literally after work I'd run to the comedy festival and take my so I was like comedy Superman I sometimes I leave my jacket on my seat and I'd run to the ABC do a triple J spot Yeah, straight after a meeting and my colleagues will be listening and be like hey Is there's anyone triple J right now and someone will cover up and be like, nah, nah, he can't be, he was just in that meeting. Obviously, that's like a pre-record. And they're like, nah, they're taking calls. So it's gotta be live.

And they get busted. Oh, I bet you were getting lots of jobs. What? I miss that. What's that? What's that? I miss that. No, no, no, no, I'm just saying,

I'm just saying you had a lot of jobs in one. I bet you did. What do you mean like, like he was working two part time jobs? Lots of yeah, what are you? I'm really I reckon he's talking about the Employment in terms of jobs that correct. Yeah, I'm talking a hand job Where are you getting a lot of hand jobs at this time this game? I wasn't getting any hand jobs If you can unless you can't yourself.

Yeah, well, yeah, absolutely. Story of a bloody war. So Naseem has told us he went out with Theta, with someone from the ASEO. So, yeah. And my god, I want to hear this. So basically, left the building at about 6 p.m. As I left, South Bank, you know, South Bank.

I'm a warhead. First water place. That's where the train is. Yeah, so I got out of the building and then I called, and I got a phone call, block number. I picked it up, said hello. He said hi, Nazemite Stave from Asia. Look, if you could just turn right at the Yara. So he was, they could see me at this point and they waited to call me.

So I was like, all right, I felt like I was in some sort of enemy of the state. Yeah, yeah. So I've seen enemy of the state It's a great Have you listened to the anime of the state by Blink 18? It's one of my favorite albums It's growing up as a kid I know most of the words to most of the songs

What was that from the 90s? What? I think it was... No, no, no, no, it was like... Just on the turn, pre-9-11 But just in that early early age. 1999-2001. Yeah, I got two Christmas albums that year.

I got Blanimer of the State. I also got WWF Entrance Themes. Oh. On the topic of Christmas presents, every year from 2002-2003-2004, I got the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition for Christmas. I just feel like I should mention that because this fine country gave us that you also gave us the hobbit so Also gave us foot rot flats Russell Crowe you can have him back. You can have a cruiser. You gave us the

Millgip's to have no Gibson. We took them all keep the Finn brothers even though they live here The game said said YouTube video Sweet as the beach does bro like you gave us yeah, no, that's I see yeah, that was made by an also we gave us that That's one of the one-night hipsters Nick Bocha you guys get that You guys gave us Sydney Do I make that? Oh my god. You guys gave us Sydney.

We gave us Sydney. No, that was us. We gave us Sydney as well, yeah. All right. So, let's make this a cliffhanger, because we have to say goodbye in this podcast. Basically, I lived. Oh, no. I went to the bloody escalators.

I said go up to the top of the escalators. I met two dudes there. They took me to the restaurant We just record we're gonna just we're gonna keep So what we'll do what we'll do is we'll all just stop and then everyone come back next week And we'll just set this all up you guys free next Saturday We're just gonna record two in one go Saturday and we'll just set this all up you guys free next Saturday What I do with my sleeping bag I think we're gonna play a little trick. My nipples are so hard for all the trickery. No!

Hey boy, you want to play a little trick on the fool? Well I got an idea. Let's tell him we're going back there's way, but I'll just record two in there. Do it on three. One, two, three. I will see you next week, everybody! See you! Gotcha! You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast.

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