Aunty Donna Podcast - LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON

Episode Date: September 20, 2017

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A list-noth production. Welcome, let's make some noise for the auntie Donnell from London from Potter. Yeah. Oh, right. Oh, you guys are so sweet. Thank you so much. So as you know, we've done something a little bit different. We wanted to do something a little bit silly for this podcast. We are writer, director Sam Lingham, went around and got you guys to write stuff

on pieces of paper. Thank you for doing that, if you did that. And we're gonna be pulling, when Tom plays this sound, Probably could have made that shorter. We will be pulling things out of the hat and riffing on that because we didn't prepare. I just say one thing, we're waiting backstage to come on stage. That's true, we were. No, it's the entertainment industry is crazy like the stuff that we get up to you would you would ride a train?

unbelievable, we're 38 days into a 38 day to a New York Montreal Edinburgh and then London and and then run them. And Mark's at the point now where our manager cat asked if anyone wanted anything and he said, oh, can you ask if they have Afogato is here? I was in a cheeky mood for a cheeky Afogato. And for though, is everyone across what an Afogato is? Or Vrlana.

One that you are fucking up, I'm gonna be able to change your goddamn lives, all right? Everyone across what an afogado is Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, It's expressed. It's like the faster pasta of pizza. It is. Yeah. Did you have faster pasta here? Fuck! For anyone in there, I'm going to give you three guesses. Three guesses what faster pasta. For the people at home, faster pasta. No, for the people here,

Peter Express is a little bit like a Wallaby Wango. Yeah. Which is obviously, it goes with that explanation. Anyway, an afogado is essentially a scoop of ice cream put into an espresso coffee. It's wonderful. It's an excellent thing to have. It gives you the coffee hit, but with a good sugar twist.

It's sweet. I love afogados. But they don't have the story. Let's put them sweet. I love a Fagata. But they don't have the story. I don't have them here. So this is a broken man to my stage left-lady. Well, she said to me, what do you want? I said, I want to ask a Fagata.

She's the Cat's mother. She said, Cat. He's the bloody Cat's mother mate. Are you done? Eee! So Cat, cat manager. And she's Catherine Dail. She works at Century Media.

She's not a cat. And? Century Media. Media, a typical media. I don't know. 38 days into a 38 day tour. Yes. It's one of the many things Century does. It's actually Cat Media, you know. 38 days into a 38 day tour. Yes. It's one of the many things that she does.

It's actually Catch Media, which is absolutely amazing. It's her birth. It's her birth. They cat are you around? No. It's cat around. She is, but she's not gonna answer that. What an amazing manager. I, I guess she went home. Anyway, she, she said to me, do you want to enact it? Yeah, I'll be cat. I'll be Zach. Hey, I'm Hazel.

I'm your manager. Hi, cat. Hi, what's up, bro? Oh, I'm Broder. Hey, Broder. I want a whiskey with some ice. Oh, you're so, you're such a sexy older man. I love your whiskey.

I'm like a young red-headed Bruce Willis, but funny. Oh. Oh, yeah. I'm cat-hound manager. Oh. Hey, okay, I'll get you a whiskey. Hey, Zach, do you want anything? I'll just have a... I think Tom should play to the side. Oh, that was I'll get you a whiskey. Hey, Zach, do you want anything? I'll just have a...

I think Tom should play to the stage. Oh, that was made in there. I'll just have a latte, please. Oh, sure, one last... Three years of drama school ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. Oh, get that for you right away, Zach. And you won whiskey for sexy broding. Oh, I'll tell you right away, Zach. And you won Whiskey for sexy broding.

Oh, I don't have a reason to do that. Oh, oh, oh. He's decided recently that he's not going to do the real impersonations of him. He's going to do like an Andy Warhol abstract relationship. Yeah, it's like a cubist. My impression is from here on out, I going to get to the essence of the person.

Par-a-ra-la-ra-ra-ra. Br-a-ra-ra-ra. Br-a-ra-ra. And just quickly, just for anyone who has been dragged along and isn't aware of what's got... This is it. I hope you're not expecting anything else. I just want to make it very clear that this is

absolutely what we do for a living. I'm Cat. Well, one whiskey for Broding. On Broding. And one latte for Zag. Thank you. And then, oh, hey, Mark, would you like something easy to get like a beer or coke of cola? Absolutely not. I would love an affogato, please.

Now, do you know what an affogato is? Absolutely. Say, yeah, I prefer coffee. Coffee, yeah, nice. And espresso, yeah. With the scoop. If could you please ask more porfevo. Great.

Could you please ask for you right now? And if they don't do affogato, could you please ask for you right now? And if they don't do a Fagata, can you just get me a vanilla ice cream and a coffee and I will make it myself? All right. And then she left and then she came back, so they didn't do it. So she just got you an espresso coffee. And then great, thank you, Kat.'t do it. So she just put you in espresso coffee. And then great, thank you, Cat.

That's me. Raw. I did ask her to queen with a jungle. I didn't say if they don't have ice cream upstairs, can you go to Tesco's and get me one? But she said no, and that's fair. I mean you are here, Kat. No, she really doesn't give a shit one. No, yeah.

And so then I went upstairs in a big and they didn't have ice cream and I and what I thought would be a good sort of counter or a good idea to do instead was to buy a Mars bar and to crush up a Mars bar and to jam that into an espresso. See, we're from a coffee culture city in Gov. And when you come here, you might just get crumpled up old Mars bar, chucked in a small coffee. And then we never get a coffee in a book. And they were giving me a lot of shit for it. Visual jokes are so good for the podcast, bro. What are some of these?

Oh my. I don't know how you did that. Are you double-jointed? In the dick. And so they were, and... Dick. But my penis. What has happened to you today? It's very easy to make them laugh. It is.

Well, we didn't ask them to, to amp it up. So I think that, but, so Zach and Bronton were giving me a lot of shit for this. I was saying you're a poo, you're an idiot. I said things like that. I was, I was a little bit, like, a little bit of a dick. I was like, what's up? I think that but So Zach and Bronner were giving me a lot of shit for this. I was saying you're a poo. You're an idiot Yeah, I said things like that. I was very mean But then the best part the best part was that Tom walked in looked at what I had and you just went that's fucking brilliant

He loved it. It was really cool. So that's man. So our concept for today is yes We put my us to you to put characters scenes scenes That's man. So our concept for today is yes, we asked you to put characters, scenes, scenes, callbacks, whatever you wanted in a bowl. Is that right Sam? Sure. I'm sure. Were you keeping track of it? Because I'm pretty sure it's just going to be like 20 pieces of paper that say Frogman.

That's my, that is my gut feeling. Horse. Horse. Mark is a horse. That's good. But should we pull a piece of paper out of the field? We're all from upstairs. He's shuffling. He's shuffling.

Going through the spinny. Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. It's Lou Ezeana Jill. LAUGHTER Right. Don't look don't look don't you look it's Louisiana Jill Right from episode Austin I I can need a refresher on the way see and does anyone remember what Louisiana Jill Oh, I worry you don't need to know because she's here right now. Oh, how the hell is everybody? I'm Louisiana Jill and I'm down from the mountains.

Which they have a bun to top in Louisiana. Yeah, not, but that'll do. Yeah. I'm from I man of do-song. Are you getting into a song? Zach, Zach, my thing about Louisiana Jill is I'm not good with characters. We're all aware of that. No, you go to back yourself.

I'm terrible at improv. I'm backing myself with how bad I am. I feel like that's bad. Zach went, the first time I did it, he was laughing a lot and he went, I went Louisiana Jill in every podcast. I was laughing. And then I went great. And then we had a short break

and then we did the second podcast and the love for Louisiana Jill died in your office. I was almost instantly, well, man. What were your thoughts on at Louisiana Jill? Ah! What were your thoughts on it Louise? He had a Jill. Oh! You know I did the wing and now... Oh, Louise had a Jill. Consistency is my biggest problem, I feel.

I would like to talk to you about London. You've been in London for a couple of weeks. Yes. You've got me before us. Tell us what you think about it. Hmm. This is there. Well.

So, you know, they go, you have a head grit. Yes. I've had grits. Oh! Let's fold in another character. Oh! What are you, Andy? Andy, you across this?

Luigi and Agile, how are this working? Across what? Luigi and Agile, are you across how we're doing this? It's Bindi Owen! For someone who doesn't do characters, they... Are you across how we're doing this? It's Bindi Owen For someone who doesn't do characters. I'm getting fuck So Louise the anagel. Oh man Louise the anagel Yeah, yeah, have you have you met Bindi Irwin the daughter of Steve Irwin the late Steve Irwin?

She was real she was I think she was just blokey. Yeah, we'll all eat. Yeah, we'll all eat. Yeah. I'll be honest, I actually don't have a pussy along. Oh, I think we cut that. Yeah, man. Oh, yeah.

Now you know what we beat. So, Louise, you have a Jill, please, mate, Bindi, the star of the Bindy. The star of the star of America's Let's Go Dance and at the shops and... Oh yeah! And Louisiana Jill, hello. Oh, and a great... It's Bindy Owen!

And a good one! And a good one! And Mark! Just... Sorry,! And Mark. Just, sorry guys, Mark, Mark, Louisiana Jill and Bindio and me and Broden have to quickly run backstage for a moment. If you'd be able to just cover for us and just get to know each other, that'd be... Well, I don't think anyone needs this in their lives. Most of all me, okay?

I would like, and look. Boys, sit and run next to me. I know you pretend they're not to be here and that's fine. You got to do what you got to do to get through this podcast. But this is me genuinely panicking. And I'm not having, I know this is for me, this is not a safe space anymore. And what I need is the support of my best friends.

Unfortunately, none of them are here today. But let's please, let's just, I will do it, I can't remember. Here comes another name at the ball. Is it Boston Gym? Boston Jim Boston this is like the Royal Rumble of podcast This is Nate so about all of our shitest characters. No, Boston Jim's great Boston Jim Boston Jim

Boston Jim okay because he has a thing all right I can I really need to work on a Boston accent before I just pull it out of a bag and do it But here we go. OK, hello there. I'm Boston Jim, Boston Jim. I work at a bar. That's about all the things I can say in a Boston accent. I love Boston Jim, Boston Jim. What's your, what do you do? My grandparents, they were Irish.

They came over here at the start of the century. I work in construction. I live in Boston. I live in Boston, and my favorite movie, my favorite actor is Ben Affleck. Oh, of course. My favorite movie is Goodwill Hunting. I wish I had a brain like that. Louisiana, you know Boston Bill. Yeah, well, I gotta find it. I gotta find it. Oh, yeah, I'm no bother with you. Jim and I, we, we were around on the salt plains in Louisiana.

It's not mountains, there's salt plains, right? That's how the rain works. I don't know really, I've never been down there cuz I really can't do the box accent without work That's where we made love Holy shit, Louisiana jail Boston I'm from Boston I like I work at a bar and you have you wouldn't have met bindi o1 But you'd have you know you know of bindi Owen. Yeah, I love dancing with the kids. I love that show with the dance.

No, I don't love dancing with kids. You got to understand. That's what I thought the name of the show was. I love dancing. I don't love dancing with kids. I work in construction. I wish I had a brain like the one in that movie with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck and the British girl. Oh, dance tonight. You ever seen a crocodile? I've never seen a crocodile before. Yeah, I've won. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. Bindy Arwen is throwing crocodiles at me right now.

I'm gonna love me. Yeah. I've been a kid in the... Yeah. I've been... Deplata pus. Yeah. I know, it's in a better platypus. And I go poison a spurs. It's true. I can fuck you up.

This is, uh, this is not, this is not what it was. This is not what it was. One of the great ideas until you realize we've only got about three good characters and the chances are low. Next bowl! I've forgotten. I ever dammit character. I said the rule as well, just hold that top.

I said the rule that like, one character dies off when the new character is coming. I think that's fair Louisiana Jill is now dead. Yes. Oh, no, I Boston is that bad. I'm looking for a y'all Now I play I kid I just I check here. We go. It's British Bill Yes, like, check. Here we go. It's British Bill. Hey! Oh, it was always go, go, come out here, Christmas, Mom, 10, Langne, hey.

Ain't that broad, Jesus Christ, it's very hard to maintain accents. Come on, I express Bill, living. Oh, cofuses, this is your I bought Colin and Colin to raise a mate. And I have a buzzword, it's like, where you go, Buckingham, what's the crowd? No, Bill. You know anyone from Ireland, British bill, I'm Irish, you see. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, history, I've been the share out you.

Sorry. Is that dark? That's it. That's it. They've been in the ship, you mean more? Yeah, I mean more. In some tiktok ship? Also, now we're good, Puff. Wait, I... Baked beans! Baked beans. That's great. I've seen a lot of faces of friends who've been dragged here Just sort of looking to their friend like we could go on peach express

We could go on one of the pretty majors Great our food, but there we are. It's so her fear Hello, I've had a couple of James Oh, fun Nalaam. But we've, you know, we've, this is the... Mabinala. Mabinala. Hello.

Oh my God, it's Mark Manano. Oh, Mabinala. Oh, yeah, it's Mark Manano from Annie Donnell. I love it, it sounds like I love it. I love it. You'll receive you quite well in Lala. It embraces some bit difficult Yes, I gotta tell you I had a nanny I had a nanny Nana she was from Ireland she used to we used to have fry up

So you should drink green beer cuz I'm from Boston, but I'm Irish. Hey, guys. I still I do Do you want to go on an adventure? Yeah, I would love to go on an adventure And I'd also love to just do another role See if another character comes out of the ball. It's to roll a bow roll a bow Oh, that's real I'm always for Elvis Costello. It's frog man It's Frogman! Oh! It's a crowd favourite. Before we do Frogman, do we want to give any history on Frogman about the character? No, not at all.

That's my cousin James. We first met, we met down at a Tutin Beck. What's that station call Tutin Beck? Tutin, they're Tutin, they're what a direct, there's two Tutins on the Northern line. Hello. Hello. I'm a frog, this is my first time in London and I'm having a wonderful time. Um, Frogman, it's so wonderful to have you back on the podcast I love moistling myself in the river Tim's Life blood we're wins and church you'll die we put. We made him go down low and go through Tim's. Oh he said farewell, Churchill. He does. We'll put you on five quid.

I don't know if anyone's noticed, but I've been trying desperately to just do something else with the characters. Oh yes. I mean, this is great. I have to say that. But I'm, but where are you for an hour? No. Can I say one thing? Yes. I went to see your show last night. Did you? I don't know. I'll be in Lester Square. Yes. Yes, I've been in Lester Square. You go down here to get a massage ends with an old-en job. There's a, there are a lot of massage parlors there with women that will take your dick and make you do come

after the massage for a price. I got a little massage, you see. This year, where? At one of the hand job places. But the thing is, I've got a little frog penis and it's inside a little pouch. And I have made her 50 pounds because she had to put her fingers into my pouch. Yes? It's a very complicated procedure, you say. And the whole time she needed a little bottle of water to sprinkle on me to keep me moist. I know your trying to get your show back on track, Chappau. But oh, why? How long was that movie Dunkirk?

Anyway, my question is, is this actually anatomically correct? Or is it you just sort of clutching his straws? I have to say, I can only speak for myself. I have a little pouch, and I have a penis inside of it. But the frog people, they're very Christian people. So the sex education is really not up to scratch. I don't know if my genitalia is normal or not. Grants and I could Google it, but I think that's a sin. So... Frogman. Yeah. I just remembered what Bindio would say.

It's like a swell, and that I was doing it wrong. But anyway, let's get... Just compare them. I didn't do anything even close. Frogman. Yes. Have you seen any... Have you been to the Globe Theatre, seen any Shakespeare? I've not been to the Globe Theatre.

Oh, good. But I have been to the Lily Pan Theatre. What's that? What they do, well they do the works of Shakespeare Frog, who was a playwright, who was really one of the first people to master the frog language. That's why he's a national hero in England. So it's just to clarify. So you have obviously there's Shakespeare and there's Shakespeare, know that not know this because you're Italian. Yes. Yes. And we know a little beyond, but beyond how to make a veal skull of pink,

where a bit lost. Now, but so, I can say that, that's not racist. Maybe it's racist. So, but like for example, Shakespeare, he has the bard, but Frog, Shakespeare's Frog has.

The frog. And if you're expecting clever puns Right and don't shakes shakes frog didn't write much to do about nothing You wrote much to do about nothing Pardon did you say much to do about nothing? I thought I said a do he said much to do play it back I went, I'm drunk. What?

I know you're drunk, yeah, I know I'm drunk. Yeah. But you're doing great. No one's noticed, thank you. That's all right. I have. Oh, no, British Bill. That's right.

I just touched me. Oh. Anyway. I just want to apologize if I, Brad and I just want to apologize if I said much to do about nothing. I'm really sorry. I thought I said much to do. I know it's much to do.

I thought much to do. I thought I said much to do. But if I said much to do, I want you to know. Yeah. What? What? That I love you. And then I'm sorry. Thank you to know. Yeah. What? What? That I love you. And then I'm sorry.

Thank you so much. Oh. I'm proud of you. I'm just what the fuck did you just say? What? What did you say? Fuck it out. Fuck it, fuck it.

Fuck it. Fuck it out. Oi. Oi, fuck it out. Fuck it out, a. That's an old thing. Fuck it out. You guys. Fuck it out. Fuck it out. Fuck it out! Oi! Oi, fuck it out! Fuck it out, ey! That's an old thing. You guys... Fuck it out!

Fuck it out! Fuck it out! Fuck it out! Fuck it out! That's a thing. That's a British thing. You guys are a British thing. You guys are a British thing.

You guys are a British thing. You guys are a British thing. You guys are a British thing. You guys are a British thing. You guys are a British thing. You guys are a British thing. You guys are a British thing. You guys are a British thing.

You guys are a British thing. You guys are a British thing. You guys are a British thing. You guys are. Some big fella can't punch you right here. You guys are right, man. Fuck it out. And that is, and that is a tradition. I'm just going to start, look. Oh, sorry, let's fuck it out, man. Just give someone a little smash me, mate. Just for the smallest, the smallest thing.

David Camry looks, he lost Brexit. So, oh, well, fuck it out. Yeah, oh, it's cold. I'll call that. I'll call for out, man call that, I'm out. Oh, David Cameron. I'm a big fan of the political stuff. LAUGHTER

So, you're, your favourite play, Ted Dowings. Yeah, so I've got a fantastic political joke. Um, and now you know what? I'm sure one of the political players here, but it basically goes a little something like this. Um, so King Frog set to the the King to the Frog Prime Minister. Would you like some tadpoles? There's a lot of backstory there to make that work.

I'm very sorry. Uh... Frog, Frog, Frog, man. What's your fact or five favorite shakes, Frog, frog, frog man. What's your Factor 4, Favourite Shakes frog plays? And matcha do about frog. Yeah. Romeo and frog. Mac frog.

Mac frog. Mac frog. Mac frog, yeah. I'll say this Scottish play. Yes, the scot, the froggy play. The froggy. Wait, what, what. The froggy. What's Scotland called? Froggy.

We call it froggy. What's Edinburgh? Edinburgh is called Frogun, Brogun. It's a very boring world. I mean, I'm not necessarily scientific. I'm not necessarily scientific. But United States of Frog. Is that the TV series?

Yeah, that's what it's like. You're not on States of Tari. Yes, yes. Yes. It's important to entertain yourselves. That's the thing. Who keeps a fuck about the 95 paying audience members? What was your last two? Two, two.

Two favourites. Now this isn't the shake's frog play, but I do very much love his pity she's a frog. Oh, the Tis-a-pity she's a frog. Well, that was written by one of his contemporaries, is that correct? Tis-a-pity she's a frog. Yes, yes is that correct? Is that he or she's a whore? Yes, yes, yes, he is a whore. Oh, that was written by Mr. Frog. LAUGHTER

Who's me? Is that you? You're a frog man. Oh, you're frog man. And my... So, for man is your surname? Er... LAUGHTER

No, no, my surname is... Er... Richard's... I've said it on a previous podcast. Oh, he's an inconsistent character. I know all about that. Do you want to do another role? For the glove of God, yes. Here we go.

Rolling, rolling, rolling. It's like we're watching... Family Fought. Here we go. Rowling Rowling Rowling Rowling Rowling. Family Fought. It's man-based. Oh! And with that British bill was dead. In the ground, full seeds to grow of beautiful women. Help. Ah, manbase, thank you so much for- Yes, much, much banana.

Sure, you're- Thank you so much for joining us on the Antidon podcast. Thank you for seeing me. You're the best. Thank you. Oh, hello, frog boy. Thank you for much for joining us on the anti-dome podcast. Thank you for seeing me. I'm just being based. Thank you. Oh, hello, Frog Boy. Thank you for covering up to the podcast. We really appreciate it.

Where was this pleasure to be here? Hey, yeah! Ah! And he threw Frog Man away. Um, it's so we are, we're here in London. Yes, we are. Yes, what is you've been doing? Nothing to add. No, but you don't need, you know, as my job to interview you. You're... What'd you say? I... You're who I was just copy. Right. Now I have a question

that I'm... I can't look at the visual, John. Grudens doing a very funny face. Gonna get to the role. It's great. The keys are man-beats us to connect your head to your shoulders. And then everything above that moves in one action. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha. Go on. Thank you. It's, what is, what is your favorite books of Shakespeare's frog?

I could name so many. Anthony and Cleopatra. Anthony and Cleopatra. That's great. I also love Romeo and Julie Manbeast. I'm trying to think of all the... Manbeast about nothing. Is there anyone with...

Manbeast in the Incleopatra? Um, is there anyone with? Um, man. Man beast and the Enclea Petra. That was very good. That was good. Antigone man beast. Wait, Antigone, no. No, that's, that's a great classic. Huh?

Man breath. That's good. Very good. Oh, yeah. I threw the man through the roof. We're just going to give you guys the microphones if you want to... No, we wouldn't have to fuck this. Just quickly, water pressure in the UK is really bad.

You've got old buildings with old pipes, and I haven't washed my hair in two weeks, and I've sweated a lot every night. I smell very bad. Anyway, back to man. Give us the blood of a pig. Can any, can do you know? Yes, I know all. I know all and feel all.

Do you know that there is a Canadian? Yes, I know all. I know all and feel all. Ah, can anyone explain in England why you don't have taps in your showers? I don't know if this is all showers, but you've got those fucking boxes, those fucking water. In Australia, we just got taps. You know, and you turn on hot and you turn on cold. I don't know if everyone here is across this, but in Scotland and the houses we've stayed in in England,

you have these fucking water boxes with these dials and a button to start your fucking shower, and there is never any pressure, and I wanna know what's going on. And I know where I was born, we would simply head down to the riverquay and put our heads submerged them in the deep, tranquil waters, and then get some heads and shoulders shampoo, and clean our heads. Does anyone know? Does anyone have an explanation for this? Come.

I don't fully know. I mean, my old house didn't have gas, so that's why we have one of those. Mark, this is the first character you've ever created He's a man who's very Interesting and what the fuck? Oh, what's your name goofy character? What is your name goofy mark character? Inspector Cheddar cheese Inspector Trevor shoes Inspector Cheddar cheese with the Cheddar cheese and the Spatigation Society.

Oh no, he died. Yeah. I loved Inspector Cheddar cheese. It's good to know. Can I be taught to that statement though? Because I grew up in the country, we didn't get gas. It was too expensive to get gas. So we had electricity to heat our water.

And there was this amazing thing where that happened outside of the shower and we still had fucking taps. A cliff equip. Anyway, let's roll the ball! And that's the end of Part 1 live. It's so how it went London. Thanks so much for listening. We're trying something new there. If you like it, please let us know if you're enjoying it. We'll do more of them around the place. In the meantime, have a great weekend. We'll see you for Part 2 next week, motherfuckers. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-ap

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