Aunty Donna Podcast - LIVE from the Factory Theatre Sydney feat. BECKY LUCAS

Episode Date: May 16, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list-nuff production. Hello Sydney. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Get that back out! Um, is my mic on? Yeah. Can you hear that? Yeah. Someone said no. Can you hear, just check yours. Hello, hello.
Starting point is 00:00:35 Is that on? Sorry, Broden, I can't. So, hello. Broden, I can't hear you right now. What do you mean you, I'm not talking. I can't hear you, I was saying hello and I was not talking. I was trying to say hello to you. I can't hear you are saying hello and I was not. I was trying to say hello to you. I can't hear you. Is your microphone on mate? Just check that. Just check Becky's. Yeah. Becky. Testing. Don't you want to just
Starting point is 00:00:56 Becky can you just test and test you? Yeah, just testing. Oh yeah. Just need to test your microphone. Okay. I can't hear you. We've all yeah, I think you can hear me. It's all good. LAUGHTER Wow, wow. Wow. A lot of hostility. Straight off the bat baking day. I don't know how to do improv.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Not a wee. Yeah, no, we're terrible at it. Um, we're... OK, I'll add it. Yeah, we're in Sydney for the Sydney international George column George column bar Comedy festival My best friend we love each other so much. We've got a very special guest here today
Starting point is 00:01:39 Becky Lucas Becky Lucas is a comedian Bin on TV Yeah TV what channel 10 show were you on recently some shit? Becky Lucas is a comedian. Benian. Benon TV. Yeah, keep it on TV. Yeah, keep it on TV. What channel 10 show were you on recently? Some shit. Oh, I was on a really bad on that huesy.
Starting point is 00:01:52 We have a problem show. Oh, are you bomb, so hard. I'm sure you're great. I'm sure you're great. I think they fixed it in the editing process. But on the night, I was so bad. Everything I said died so hard. It was just angry boomers just looking at me furious. Everything, because Tommy Little would say something
Starting point is 00:02:11 and they're like, yep, love it. Kate Langbroot, everything they said, everything Qzy said, everything Lawrence, Bitty said, just went off and then everything I said just didn't work. Just audiences full of angry Australian basketball players. Yeah. I think it was me. I don't even think I could play. It was just the name of the Australian basketball team. I'm glad that I told the audience to be positive before we start recording. It sounds like I'm killing.
Starting point is 00:02:40 But yeah, no, I was on that show. Technically, I'm successful in that people... People don't watch it, so they're like, oh, yeah, you're on Channel 10, so. TV, yeah, no, I was on that show technically. I'm successful in that people people don't watch it So they're like, oh, yeah, you're on channel 10 show TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but It's huge It's a pretty powerful medium Absolutely You think TV is dead you're part of the YouTube generation. Yeah, so I can hop online Yeah, what's your favorite show? I don't know Brooklyn 999 great. It's not
Starting point is 00:03:09 What you watch that on channel two. Yeah, yeah, watch it on channel two. Yeah, it's police propaganda Well, okay, so I thought we were gonna have a fight about YouTube V television, but we're having a fight about police brutality in America Do something You have the boy the young generation have the voice and the power to make change Okay, Becky. We've got the platform. You've got the platform to talk about police brutality Well, I will say this I think I say this on every podcast. I'm on but you're allowed to call them pigs Yes, you are legally allowed to call them pigs. Yes. You are legally allowed to call cops pigs. You're just not allowed to swear at them.
Starting point is 00:03:49 So you can be quite polite. You can be like, get a pig. There's a nearest ace here. Really? Yeah, you're allowed. It's a true story. My brother, where... Excuse me, Pigg. Well, woman was just hit by a bus. Excuse me, Pigg. There's a mass shooter going for the shopping center. Pig, please help them, pig. Yeah, pig.
Starting point is 00:04:11 You fucking pig, hang on. So Becky, in anyone who, in the live audience, if you've been drag along, just a bit of backstory. Over the last month, Zach was turned into a chicken vegan chicken nugget. Just nothing. Yes, from the audience. Yes, we're all aware. Who was he? Well, we don't actually know. So one day, Zach was having vivid dreams about nuggets. For months, months, just these vivid dreams where everything was nugget. Yeah, yeah. It lived in was nugget. Yeah, yeah. It lived in a nugget like world.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Right. And he would wake up and go, that was weird, but move on. And then one day during the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, he woke up as a chicken nugget. Just wasn't nugget, yeah. And then what, how did you, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what I really have to thank I don't think I've thanked you guys publicly. No all personally. Oh These guys really lifted the weight it was really hard but we can't wait the weight of the nugget the weight of very small Like quite light. It's sort of I mean you got it. It was much easier. I go to the gym What do you? What do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do'll laugh. Just, you can move out. What do you mean, no, I have to worry about it. I'm like, hey, hey. But I'll move out by a certain date.
Starting point is 00:05:49 But I'm just telling you, don't worry about it. I can't not worry about it. I have to worry about it. I don't worry about it. I'm the worry about it. I'm the worry about it. Does it make you feel good knowing you're strong? Yeah, it makes me feel like I can do anything.
Starting point is 00:06:02 That's so cool. Because, well, here's the thing. Like every other weight lift through a body builder, I had a passion when I was at high school and I failed at it. So now I put all my time and energy into going to the gym. Being strong. Do you think you're stronger or funnier?
Starting point is 00:06:21 Like, what do you... LAUGHTER like what do you if you had to say I've had to say yeah this is very loaded for brother because you can't get out of it no just give you no explanation just an answer yes or no just yes or no?
Starting point is 00:06:45 If I'm stronger, wait, what's the measuring? Do you just get a stronger? Yes or no, no. No, no, no. No question. I'm not on the same graph. The measurement of strength is not the same as what is funny. Becky Lucas just put them on the same graph, which one?
Starting point is 00:07:00 I'd say I'm meddling at both. I'm not good enough. I'm not a... Yes. No, no, no. No, no, no. But I'd say I'd spenddling at both. I'm not good enough. I'm not a... Yes, I'm not a... No, no, no, no, no! But I'd say I'd spend more time trying to be funny than I have to even to do. See you funny, man.
Starting point is 00:07:11 No, I've said you've got to say... So you're weak. I'd say... What I'm saying... If you're funny than you're weak, I'm saying I naturally have the strength of a grand, powerful man. Right. So I'm born with that, but funny it would took effort.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Right. But now I'm fucking so strong that I can... You're stronger than I am. So you're stronger than you are, for funny. Yeah, how much I fucking pull? I reckon you pull a lot. About twice a day, for what I think. The pen's where we are.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Yeah. If we're sharing hotel room, I'm talking about pool muscle. Yeah, I'd pull it. I know. You'd pull it off the muscle. You have to see it. It's an organ. Okay, I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:07:56 I'm just saying. So Zach is a nugget. So he wasn't a nugget. I wasn't a nugget. These guys, we did shows. No discounts, no refunds. We did shows. We did podcasts with me as a nugget. These guys we did shows no discounts no refunds we did shows We did podcasts with me as a nugget
Starting point is 00:08:11 They sort of picked up some of my lines. We cut a few sketches Tom would occasionally get into a black morph suit and hold the nugget in in place and we did about I bought online. Yeah, yes Yes, we did about a week of Comedy Festival shows and then all of the New Zealand run with me as a nugget and And then I'm on comrie I was it turned Zack back into a human being yeah, right. He's been a nugget for a week. Yeah he Has been acting strange. He's been a human for a week though. I've been a human for a week.
Starting point is 00:08:45 A nugget, which is what he was. He's not a nugget now. No. I know that. Do you know that? Yeah, I know that. He's a human. I'm a human.
Starting point is 00:08:55 So what are you saying? Just go back and listen to this when it's done. You want me to listen to a podcast? Oh my God. Good luck, man. I don't know how you can do it. I don't know how you can do it. I don't know how you do it. Becky.
Starting point is 00:09:08 So what's going on? So there's been a few things that have suggested to me. I don't know what you've thought or what you've thought, Tom. But there's certain things that he's done that he's not the same as before. Yeah. The nugget period. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Like when he went to go get us coffees, he took a long time. You do, he said, I was like, is just annoying and sometimes that does. Yeah, that was just a personal graph owner to me. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:34 What do you want to put? What other? Did you want to drill down on that? Anyway, so we were wondering if we get your help to break down what, know what it is. Yeah. Have you ever turned into a vegan chicken nugget? No.
Starting point is 00:09:50 No. I've wanted to. Oh, right. Yeah, definitely. Do you want to, can we delve into that for a little bit? I'd rather not. That's right. I just improv.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Yeah. I just want to. No. No. No. Thank you. No, and no. Here's the thing. Can I talk to Mark No! No! No! Thank you! No and no! Here's the thing, can I talk to Mark and Becky over here for a sec?
Starting point is 00:10:12 Yeah. You don't have to actually... No, I mean, he's another... But it's for the pot, like... Okay, yes, so I'll just describe, do it again, and I'll describe what's happening for the listeners at home. Yeah, okay. Can I talk to Mark and Becky alone?
Starting point is 00:10:25 Yes, Mark gets up from his stool. Well, it walks over to the couch next to Becky, and in between Becky and Brodon sits down and has nothing funny to say. Unfortunately, Mark and Becky, he's been saying things that I don't think Zach would have said. He. Free nugget transport. Transmorph vacation. nugget transport transportation to nugget.
Starting point is 00:10:48 What I would love for you guys to do is very subtly find out if it is the same exact that was pre-nugget. Okay. Do you guys have any ideas? Well, yeah, I think the first thing to do would be to come up with a different plan that Zach can't hear because I go so it's over. Hey we're just having a private conversation. Can you hear this? No no we established Mary early on the time. Oh great that's great. I'm so sorry burden. My theory is have you seen the film that I can't remember the name of from the mid 90s
Starting point is 00:11:27 that my cousin's death made me watch because she loved Johnny Depp? Not Donnie Brasco, the one where he's an astronaut, and if someone knows what I'm talking about, it really pretty serious. Johnny Depp is an astronaut. Yeah, and he goes into space. I'm polar 13.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Here's the thing, Zach's on his phone right now. Zach wouldn't have done that pre pre-nugget thing He did yeah, well looking up the Johnny Depp movie So you can hear no, no I can't hear a word With that eyes always blue what they're all the boys I fell in love with Zach the first time I met him because his eyes Just that a lot I was lost and was like I want to make sketch comedy with that kind of eight years I was lost and I was like I want to make sketch comedy with that kind of eight years. Yeah. Pfft.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Was it Charlie in the chocolate factory? No, it wasn't Charlie in the chocolate. It's a- It's a Lora National. He was a fucking he so was. It was a bad film. But the general- No, it wasn't Space Cowboys, you fuck knuckle.
Starting point is 00:12:24 That's not even God hear me. That's got Tommy Lee Jones, Clint Eastwood. Who else, Zach, help? Johnny Depp. No. No. Anyway, he becomes an astronaut, as he's the theory is the thing. He goes into space and then he comes back and he acts weird because he is a fucking alien. He's been an alien.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Okay. Hey guys, are you talking about a Johnny Depp movie or his career? See, it's just like it's just that sort of shit. It's not sort of shit that he never would have said. No, no. I don't want to see it. He can't hear a word we're saying. That's sweaty fart.
Starting point is 00:12:56 That wasn't funny and he's usually funny. So what the fuck? I don't know. He's the fart. It's the nudge. There's a nudge. Let's try and trick him out and see what's going on Trick him out. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Do you think I misspoke? No, no, I just don't know what trick him out
Starting point is 00:13:11 Never try and try and try and get him to say that he's not actually that I think what he meant to say was trick him But he added out for some reason. Yeah, it was weird. It was weird. Yeah, it's not normal It was weird you guys are being come I will you're being come all right We'll trick him out out. And then, and then, and then what do you want? And then how, but how? Well, then once we know if it's Zack or not,
Starting point is 00:13:31 then we can fuck him. I mean, I mean... Yes. Yes. LAUGHTER Well, yeah. Two people want to say, Broden fucks Zack.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Oh, that's a good, that's a good, like hypothetical. Oh yeah, two people say Broden fucksack. Oh that's a good hypothetical. Would you rather Broden fuck Mark, Mark fuck Broden, Broden fucksack, was that fuck Broden or was that fuck Mark or Mark fucksack? Yeah. Like of all those... Out of all those... Yeah, the human centipede.
Starting point is 00:14:00 With short pants. Bags the end. Would you rather... Would you rather... No, Becky, Becky? Becky. LAUGHTER That does have more laughs for me.
Starting point is 00:14:11 That was a growing out, though. I like ripples through the audience. Has have you found the movie? Yeah. The astronauts way. The astronauts way. Why? See, I told you it existed.
Starting point is 00:14:27 How big is the hymn going into, like do you see him in the suit in space in that movie? I don't remember. Steph gave it to me on VHS with all these other stuff. You want to ring Steph? It looks very nice. She's got a kid. She can't, she's in Gold Coast with her husband, Bradley.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Is that your ex girlfriend? No, it's cousin Oh, it's a cousin Steph's we're on a Kentucky tour and married Brad It's Brad like to be like She met Brad he was from Queens, they choose from Melbourne They had a lovely trip and then they got married. Do we like Brad? Brat's great. What tell me about Brad Brad's lovely man. You got big shoulders And what does he do? What does he do?
Starting point is 00:15:06 I think he works in construction. Yeah, nice. Is he stronger than you? Well, I've never challenged it, but he's not funnier. He's not funnier than you. Right. Sure. You're getting gross today, man.
Starting point is 00:15:20 We're getting gross. I don't want to talk about Bradley one less anymore. Why? Because I want to talk about where the Zach is a nugget or not We just we just like ask him stuff like let's do would you rather? Get up and I'll walk back over next Okay, where he can now hear me Hey guys, what's up?
Starting point is 00:15:42 We just been having a chat. How are you doing? Yeah very well. All right good. I was just looking up the astronaut's wife I'm so weird. Yeah, we were just talking about it. Hey, really? Yeah, would you rather? Okay, we're gonna place them. Would you rather love would you rather? Yeah, would you rather eat your favorite meal? once yeah Or you get to eat your favorite meal for seven days. And you can go and in the seven and like you can pick any, there doesn't have been a row. Yeah, it's just like you just get to have a delicious meal more than once.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Yeah, but also you could also choose the ones. Yeah, and also any other day. If you want your favorite meal, you can also go out and get it if you choose. It also, you don't have to, if you don't feel like it, you don't have to eat it. Yeah, but minimum, from now until the day you die, you have to have your favorite meal seven times.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Or if you're not feeling it, you can also have it any other time you want. But it's not limited to that time. Or, or if you're not feeling it or after, but you can also have it any other time you want. But it's not limited to that time. No, or eat it once. Yeah. And you're never allowed to have it again. Or you get cancer. I get cancer. Okay. Um, the first, the first, someone's just, uh, terminal or critical. Oh, no, no, terminal or critical oh no no let's say let's say treatable so it's like you'll be fine but you do have to go through it maybe treatable but afterwards no one even cares that much it's lupus it's like I'm the one that keeps bringing yeah yeah You're like, I had cancer and I was like, oh, shut up.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Shut up, you're fine. I hate those people. I would say, well, my favorite meal is a big bowl of a soy based protein. I just love that. I love that. Time out. Mark, can I talk to you?
Starting point is 00:17:41 I'm sick. Mark rises to his feet and steps across the room to be, and I've stopped this. So far, so good. Zach Loversoy based meals before he was a chicken. He did. If anything, he grew to hate them when he was a nugget. I love it.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Because it felt like it was cannibalism. OK. That makes sense. So, but this point. I just want to check in. OK. All called done? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Let's not do this after every single one. Yeah, that would get really annoying. It's Okay. Well, cool. You've done? Yep. Let's not do this after every single one. Yeah, that would get really annoying. That's good. Sorry, Zach. No, you're right, mate. You're right. So, sorry.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Well, what? So you got a pick. All right. So just, this is my idea of a great meal, is I eat like my own body weight in soy based protein, then I cover myself in a tempure, a coating. And I would love to do that every day if I could. That needs a time now. It's a time now. One second, Zach, I'm so sorry. Did he just describe a nugget? Yeah, it sounds to me. It is weird. It's sounds to me like he's saying what sounds to me like there's a nugget in a
Starting point is 00:18:44 human suit and he's saying Help help but he can't say it directly. It's like men in black. Mm-hmm, but instead of a big bug You know how the bug wants to wears the skin of that great actor who's in Vincent offry, right? Vincent, you hear us? Yeah, why did you just say that? What is love his work in In the Stanley Kubrick Vietnam film? And I just thought of this. Little metal jacket. Yeah, fantastic.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Anyway, sorry, go on. I can't hear you. If so, he could be Nug. Yeah. Instant to Nuffrial was there. See, it's a Vincent to Nuffrial. I mean, we've all suspected that for years. Well, we could all be Nug.
Starting point is 00:19:23 You could all be Nug. I think a little bit, I think inside a little bit of it of his other life. You know what, I think I'll be nug. I'm gonna make a big call. I reckon Vincent's in offer is gonna die in a year. No. Like heroin?
Starting point is 00:19:36 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know his personal life, but just like he's that kind of guy. Oh, Vincent's in offer here died. Oh, that's my call. Straight up, what do you mean straight up? What are the ways that it dies? I'm talking straight.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Now just half. I'm just in spirit. I'm talking straight up. Yes. Can I just say I'm really being on heckles that are just like seeking clarification? I just need a little bit more info for this to work for me.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Lucky you'll straight up. It's just like a lowkey death or just like to Vincent Denofrio's wife steps into the next row and he's just straight up died guys. That's his adventure in the Guardian Vincent Denofrio. And then who came to attention in full metal jacket just straight up died yesterday and I'm sorry. All right, question two, Nugget, I'm in. I'm in. I guess.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Would you rather? Would I rather? Would you rather be in Nugget? Okay, yeah. All right, sick. Cool. Or be not Nugget.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Slash in brackets. Are brackets you would nugget question close by. So like currently right now I'm like a nugget controlling like a human robot machine around me but I don't really want to go into that. So I'm going to say I'd probably rather be a human like a timeout. Timeout. Sorry, man. It's just a joke. Yeah, no worries. You just drink your frisanti. Now it's the time.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Well that's... Seven to me, it's seven to me like Zach just confessed. Yeah. I wasn't listening. Yeah. Well you know the most important thing in business? These two things, your ears. If you wanted to make sales, Mark, you got the most important thing in business? These two things are ears. If you wanted to make sales, Mark, you got to use them.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Bro, I can't hear you, but why are you pointing to your ears right now? I can't hear you, but I just saw you pointing to your ears. That's cool. That's fine. That's fine. Shut up. Shut up. That's fine. That's what Becky's trying to say. It's super light. Super light.
Starting point is 00:21:44 You can say shut up Becky. Hey, come here. I will next time. So, what do we do? I don't know. I feel like I have to leave at this point. Are you bored? I've just got things to do. Yeah, yeah. Becky, we've sort of come out, we've got an aluminum here.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Our friend is confessed to being a chicken nugget, operating a human robot that looks like Zack. And your response is, I have to go. Now, what I want to know is just quickly, if I could, how do you think the nugget is occupying Zack's skin? Is it in the men in black style, wearing the whole thing, or is it in like an independent stay style, where if we were to cut Zack's head open and it's split open, and there's a little nugget inside controlling the... Can I interject, yeah?
Starting point is 00:22:34 Yeah, let's cut it open. I have a knife in my bag. How big! It's very long and thin. Story of my life. Mike, can I answer that? Yeah, I think it's M.I.B. but not the M.I.B. character. You're talking about it. I think it's the one where the little thing on the side of his chin opens up and there's
Starting point is 00:22:53 a little man in there. It's like a roboticle. Could you hear us or not? No, I can't hear you. You seem to be responding to a lot of questions. I just wrote and described what I am right now and I just want to do this. But I can't. Right, yeah. I can questions. I just wrote and described what I am right now, and I just wanted to do it. But I can't, I can't, right, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, I'll stop interrupting.
Starting point is 00:23:09 I can't hear you. How would he hear us all the way from over there? You know, nuggets have incredible hearing is one thing I've heard. It's all ear. They're just, they're just, and they're smaller than most ears, but because they're 100% here, they're even better than a normal boy. Do you think a nugget is based on the shape of a veneer? Which one? There's a couple of different, yes. I'm going to say yes.
Starting point is 00:23:38 I think it kind of is. Like it's about the size and shape of a human ear. Which is interesting. A human ear. Is that like an engineer of humans? I don't know. Human ear. Oh. People are like you sitting here.
Starting point is 00:23:58 I don't need your fucking look out loud. Hey, let's ask them about dipping sauces. Let's ask them about dipping sauces. I'm sorry about these.! Hey, let's ask him about dipping sauces. Let's ask him about dipping sauces. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, because there's sweet chili. What do you mean? Yeah, what? McDonald's, because there's a mayo.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Honey mustard. Catch it, catch it. No. Yeah, I always falls under the umbrella of mayonnaise. Big maxor, so you can offer it. Garlic, I always just dip it in this delicious sauce. Chipotle a lot of sauce. Yeah, you could. Put other sorts of sweet. Chipotle, mate, aiole. Yeah, Chipotle. Mayoli. Ranch.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Ranch. Ranch is a big sauce. Let's ask him and if he will all know. On a space, and he's answer, we will all know for sure. I think we need to sit here and list all the sources first. Before we go over there. Blue cheese. All night.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Thousand island. Hey Zach. Hey guys, how are you? Good. Good. That's up. Oh, nothing man. Can I just say before you go on, it's been so great that you've welcomed me back into
Starting point is 00:24:55 the group since I've come back to human form and I really love you guys so much. Love you too, man. Aww. Aww. What? She's like, fuck. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. What? What? What?
Starting point is 00:25:07 She's like, fucking out. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. What? What?
Starting point is 00:25:15 She's like, fucking out. All right. Here we go. What's your favorite sauce? What's my favorite dipping sauce? Would you rather? What? What's your?
Starting point is 00:25:23 What? What? If you had a favorite sauce, what is it? And would you rather, what is the first, would you rather, if you had a sauce? Yeah. B, what is your favorite sauce? First I would, yeah, I need to know. But what would you rather?
Starting point is 00:25:39 What is, okay. Is that why I have to pick two sauces and then pick the one out of those two sources For what I mentioned sources. I'm gonna. So You're not a source time. Okay, right I feel like no one ever said that he was a source. I think that might be a source. That's crazy You should Nugget or us in a source. I said I maybe he went from nugget to source. Maybe he's just filled with source.
Starting point is 00:26:05 What is the idea of self? What is self? Are you, you know, if you lose a leg, are you muck? If a source and nugget are together, is that the one entity or is it, you know what I mean? Does a nugget have to be dipped in source? The same atoms and things that you started as a baby are not the same atoms and makeup that you are now.
Starting point is 00:26:26 You're almost a different person. Is this true? Yeah, I think so. It's entirely every seven years. We regenerate. The idea of self-changes, the particles of your brain. Why are you saying that?
Starting point is 00:26:39 Well, it's just I'm watching it on the human body that's up to nature. Yeah, but why did you just have to say it when we were, well, it's true. It's just that's a true fact that Brody needed a back. I reckon he can hear us. He can hear us. Alright, then I want fuck this.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Zach, you want Nugget? Yes. Got him. Got him. We got him. We got him. Why are you, why are you, what are you doing? Why have you come here?
Starting point is 00:27:01 Uh, well, so basically it was the one you said, the men in black with the ear thing. I've got a little nugget inside my head, sort of using the nugget crumbs to control little levers. And I'm a full boy. I wanted to come back to humankind. I wanted you to accept me, but at my core, I'm still a nugget. So you filled with goo?
Starting point is 00:27:22 Goo? Yeah, like if you were a robot, if you're a, like you're like you would need you're still on the Vincent and offrio thing No, no, no, that's in bolts. No, listen, what's nuts and bolts? No, but it would be some sort of organic element to the Android Body and so on Practically an iPad, but you feel so you feel warm and soft when I touch you I've got a little pillow for my tummy, but I'm nuts and bolts
Starting point is 00:27:50 Yeah, all right Is it true that nuggets are made up a lot of you know, it's weird bits of chicken and I'm a vegan on the vegan Nuggets. Oh, you're a fix. Sorry. I've made a soy base protein But do you have any chicken nugget friends or do you come from a world do you come from a fix? Sorry, actually, I'm a fix. So I'm made of a soy based protein. But do you have any chicken nugget friends? Or do you come from a world? Do you come from a world? I'm sorry. Do you come from a world where all the nuggets, all your nuggets,
Starting point is 00:28:14 what, vegan nuggets, the whole world vegan nuggets, or is your country on your world vegan nuggets and their chicken nuggets and another country or is that another planet? I don't know. This is a, this vegan nuggets and another country. Was that another planet? I don't know. This is a vegan nuggets and chicken nuggets here. He's not an alien. Yeah, I'm not an alien. I'm a nugget. All right.
Starting point is 00:28:30 I think I was made in a I think I was made in a in a factory in Merrickville. Oh no. We can't get a chance to go. We can't we can't get a straight answer out of him. Here's my plan. You just said yes. No, but why he's here?
Starting point is 00:28:44 What he's going on? Here's my plan. You just said yes. No, but why he's here, what he's going on, here's my plan. My plan is to get on a specialist who can get the information out of this robot chicken nugget. We let Becky leave and go live her life and we get the specialist on next week. Next week. Next week. I need to call my Uber now. And we will welcome on hypnotist and scientist, Sam Campbell. Becky, thank you so much for your time.
Starting point is 00:29:08 OK, I just have to get all my things. Now? Yeah. All right, yeah. I'm going to call an Uber. Yeah, you're going to call an Uber. Hey, Becky, thanks so much for coming on. Do you have anything you need to plug at the moment?
Starting point is 00:29:21 No, but I will say my Uber driver's name on the way here was Gaggendeep. Gag way here was Gaggin Deep. Gaggin Deep. Yeah, Gaggin Deep. Yeah, pretty funny. That's really neat. All right, so she's not doing a show. She doesn't have a Twitter issue for us.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Sorry, I'm going to plug Uber. I want to plug Chilling Out. Is that Chilling Out? Chilling Out. I want to just plug a good lifestyle. Don't drink too much. No, that's fair. Is that $600 worth of Donna merchant costume
Starting point is 00:29:51 in an Uber in Melbourne the other day? That's $600. Yes. Oh, no. All of our costumes for the greatest Raffa's video clip we did, $600. I'm gonna get them back. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:30:04 All right. That looks so heavy, guys. Thank you. Huge round of applause, please. I'm gonna get them back. We'll see. All right, please. Thanks for having me, guys. Thank you, please. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, everyone. You're welcome, please. Thank you. For the incredible Becky Lucas.
Starting point is 00:30:13 And please, I've been so much back here, thank you. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-amp episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week!

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