Aunty Donna Podcast - LIVE from the Factory Theatre Sydney feat. SAM CAMPBELL

Episode Date: May 23, 2018

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Sam Campbell everybody. Yay! Thanks so much for having me. Thank you, Sam. Yeah. Thanks so much for having me on the podcast. We love you, Sam. Thank you, Sam.

Listen to everyone. Is that true? Well, I had to me on the podcast. We love you, CSM, you've heard. Listen to everyone. Is that true? Well, I had to do this afternoon, I layered them all over and listened to them all at once. So, in half an hour, you would do it. It was hard to understand really what was happening, but I got a bit of a lot of yelling. And, yeah.

It was a lot. I used audacity. What's that? It's a lot. I use audacity. What's that? It's a free audio program. I know what I'm talking about. I know what you're talking about. It's one used to make songs. Sam, what?

Our friend is a chicken nugget. Can you talk some sense into him? Tell him to bring back our friend. Oh, no, I'm actually pissed off of the whole thing. I was watching. And who cares if he's a chicken nugget? Thank you. Just letting B who is.

And it's so can I. I think the way you'd come over into this secret little corner. I don't like that shit, you know. Why are you going to make him an outsider? And be like, what if he's changed? Who can people fucking change man? We are. Yeah.

People change. That's what life's all about. You grow like you can't stay as a baby forever. No. No cares. I don't care. Who he is if he's a chicken nugget, that's absolutely fine. I used to be a TV snack.

No you see me fucking having a, you know, and my friends are accepting over. They weren't psychos that talk him on my back. They welcomed me and they helped me out and they loved me and they gave me appreciation Not cynicism and doubt and Sneakings No, you let him be who he is It's fine for you to come in and just say that but you don't know the circumstances in that we are a touring company We don't like Stalin

In what way am I like Stalin? Yeah, you're an idiot Stalin, what way am I like Stalin? Yeah, you're an idiot Wasn't idiot burden no, he was a very clever man. Well, don't you start Paul Parches? Yeah, more genocide than man, I day you clip the wings of this beautiful angel Sam I want to get into how when you were were you born a TV snack what after me? Jesus it's in the past mate That's it. It's not your place to come onto our podcast and tell us the we wait with Zach it is important. You should be honored to have me on this podcast. Why?

And I'll just add just yeah like it's I I'm going to be a really good guest. You should be on it for the instant. No, you've been on it. We've got a couple of fucking laughs over here. We've been on the poke. You've been on five minutes. You've done nothing. You've called Mark Wright, separate, dick tattoo.

Dictators who've committed genocide. Right. Can can I just say I think he's a fantastic guest But that you would say that because you're not a human being on your side. Yeah, absolutely What's it got to be about sides one consciousness? Yeah, right on all of Flavor TV snack with you are there flavors? Yeah with you. Are there flavors? Yeah. There's shapes. Well, there's shapes. Oh, yeah, I was saying. Are you malt? Yeah, malt sticks. I'd beg your pardon. I was the triangle. You're one of the original triangles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cheeky biscuit. Cheeky about it. Very sensible TV snack. So, did you get cheeky boy what, Broden. Big, strong man. You've been working out. I'm one of the most mussely and strong men in the world.

I'm not a snide-ish. I'm a straight shooter. I'm a straight shooter. Tell you what, Broden. Big, strong man. You've been working out. I'm one of the most mussely and strong men in the world. I'm a straight shooter.

I'm a straight shooter. I'm a straight shooter. Tell you what, Broden. Big, strong man. You've been working out. I'm one of the most mussely and strong men in the world. I'm a straight shooter. I'm a straight shooter. I'm a straight shooter. Tell you what, Broden. Big, strong man, you've been working out. I'm one of the most musely and strong men in all of Australia. And you're skating on thin ice.

I'm gonna fucking fight you. I'm gonna bash you. Yeah, you actually know the first block of bash as well. I bash so many arm in You threaten me in your back. All right men. I've bashed Justin Darrington Toby ham David Thoulos

Three David Thoulos. Three. David Thulis. Sigourney Weaver. Name all four again. Justin Ham. David Thulis. What are you doing? I'm so sorry. I went to search for David Thulis on Google and I accidentally played the astronaut's

wife trailer. Fuck an amateur hour. Yeah. Amateur half hour, thank you very much. Well, you're looking at the ad part until you list the menu of Bashed. Oh yeah, which is... I'm going to get this little guy now. He's playing Clipster in my Bashed list.

No, David Thilis was the guy that played the bad guy in Wonder Woman. Yeah, you bashed him up. Yeah, I didn't like what he did to Wonder Woman. She's, I'm always standing up for people. That's my thing. She's amazing and from the Amazon and I wanna end her day. I guess she already bashed him,

but afterwards, I have to heed recovered, I had bashed him again. I said, now you're wearing your lesson, David Thuelis. She already bashed him but afterwards I've to he'd recovered. I'd bashed him again Now you're wearing your lesson David Thouas I see the brilliant He was also in seven years into bed In the third Harry Potter Were the four people we named all real people? No just him

Sigorny weaver's not real. Sigorny. Oh, I see goodney oh no she is and your buster sorry your buster regrets I've got a few I'm so sorry Sigourney and the weaver family Sam you gotta help us or not? Yes, I understand. Yes, yes. Oh, for that. What is it? We miss our friend.

Oh my god. We need him back. Broding. Oh, yeah. It's still me. I might be a nugget controlling a robot boy, but it's still there. I can get like an email or anything about what this nugget thing was going to I was not briefed on the premise but no I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm a nugget I'm now controlling a robot boy that's about all you know at this point I sort of say the problem well what my theory is that somewhere locked in a in a in a cage oh just like in the third Harry Potter. Yes. No, no, no, no, not the third one the number four. They try wizard cup

Hey Chattie Crale I know What I like is they feel welcome here. I feel like it's a discussion and I appreciate welcome to my bash list Welcome to my bash list Smell a wimp Sam's gonna bash her all bash her high school all in can Sam please Sam is

Is there a sequel to diary of a wimpy kid Why why do you ask that because I want to know if the sequel is better than the original Well, the sequel Roger Cruz What diary of a wimpy kid to Roger Cruz That's what it's good. Yeah, yeah, is it better than the have you seen both? No, I just see him in the in them in the shot. I should sit down. I... Yeah, no, I haven't seen those movies, but I've seen them for sale on the shelves.

Like the video shop? No, the book shop. The books, the books on the DVDs. The books. The books. They're based on books. What is? Variable, infecu. What's that? It's a book. It's a moot, but I thought you said it was a movie. Sam, we had Pat who did this beautiful set, got you a Coke. Yeah, I already drank it. It's gone, yeah, he drank it, it's gone.

You already drank the Coke. Look at this, it's gone downhill. I was about to winpy-kid the missing Coke. What's that? What? Wimpy Kid. So I just became really depressed. No, Kid. So I've just became really depressed. Oh no, Sam.

I just became clinically depressed. Why? Because that happened a lot. Yeah, I've got some issues. Yeah, there's pills for that. What can we do to help? Yeah, I came on to help you, but maybe you guys... Maybe we need to help Sam. In in turn so that you will help us

What would you call that bipolar if it flicks that's that quickly? Because you were quite happy before yeah, yeah, you quite sad it was quite aggressive. I don't know if he was happy But maybe that's how Sam is when he's happy Maybe that's another problem when you need us to find you some wimps to bash up or that I just thought it hard to connect with people. I end up bashing them. Yeah, right right everyone. I love bash my dad bash my mama bash them all At the end of the day, I guess I bash myself Why are you bashing yourself man? Why are you doing that? What's that? I wet myself in the head and

Yanke on my toes. I love yankin' on my toes. You can get home from a hard day's work and yankin' on your toes. They can't get you when you yankin' on your toes. No, they can't. I'll wait till he's finished yanking his toes. Yeah. Yeah. And then we'll arrest him for what he did in that survey.

Sorry? Sorry, right? Nothing. No, they can privacy debate. Move on. privacy debate. Move on. Guys, just a quick privacy debate, we're moving on. So I want to delve. Let's go on the back. I want to delve a little bit into this TV snack thing because I'm someone

who's experienced something very similar when I became a vegan nugget. When did it happen? How did it happen? You still are. Which I still am. How did it happen? Tell me a little bit about your TV snack thing. Have you seen the movie The Matrix? I have., yeah, and reloaded well, yeah, which ones the matrix is that the Keanu Reeves does the John Wick no Keanu Reeves does the book the with the guns with the guns and his watch that the matrix and I fell asleep And when I woke up I was a TV snack very quick. Yeah, I don't know is because of watching that all yeah Yeah, I did fall into a bar. I did sleep in a bar full of ooze. Could be that actually, maybe.

I shouldn't blame the Wachowski, sorry. Do you know the theory behind that film is actually flawed because the energy that it would take, the whole thing is where batteries. Yeah. And the energy that would take to feed us is more than the energy that you would gain from the human body. Do you know that? That's fine. The energy that would take to feed us is more than the energy that you would gain from

the human body. Do you know that? That's fine. Alright. You got problem with me? Yeah, I think you're an idiot. I don't know how these guys have part with working with such stupid idiots. I want me a stupid idiot. You got to like a bashy like that.

So what did you say Alan, Speaker, the language of idiot? You don't know what I'm saying. What are you talking about? Stop saying. Oh idiot! Do you want a bunch? Hello! This guy's got a fucking pea brain.

Do you want a bunch of five? Sorry, but I'm actually highly intelligent and I have a huge brain. You're gonna, we'll see I'm gonna hit you straight in if you're not careful. Now be careful. Be careful what you say next. ID, IOT idiot. So, you go, I saw, man. See, most people that bash me will know have big brains, so that's pretty cool.

Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah. He's got both, he's got the brains and the brawn. You got brains and brawn. Which is not a lot of people have both. What are you most smart at? Ooh, any subject, ask me any question and I'll tell you the truth about it. Why is so mean?

You tell me the truth about it. Why is so mean because you're such a weakling and such a stupid idiot and also a shrimp Like before your bragnuck, yeah, I'm actually really strong. It's like I'm taking a look at you. Oh, you look like E.G. I'm strong Brave like a life save like a really strong guy All right, what's What's pie tell me pie the number pie just give me a few numbers. It's not a number. It's a food Oh very good very good. He gotcha. He did that is the truth give us a question any question any question How many how many countries are there? How many countries are there?

Okay, when did you become part of the podcast so I'd love to know he said at least two is it higher than that? Tru or false? I'm actually going with my phone the friend yeah at least two Yeah, well it's kind of your gym dude. Well, let me just I was t-shirt Oh fuck yeah man. Awesome. Do you like the luck? Yeah. I like R2D2.

Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip. What's he saying? Ha ha ha ha. I'm all right I have to watch it again with the subtitles. Just a... Because everyone else knows what he's saying. They're like, people be in there. Yeah, we'll go over there. I'm like, what? I'm not gonna do no, what he's saying. They're like people being like yeah, we'll go over there

I'm like what I'm out gonna know what he was saying Like he's awesome Too deep to I want to fight you. Yeah, I'm sorry man. That was just I was just definitely like I'm drama intention and stuff Your drama is what you need in a good series. Yeah, absolutely Yeah, so what are we doing with this nugget this TV snack? What are we? Give the fuck Let's talk about more people's t-shirts We don't even have anything on these sad t-shirt

No, aren't you don't it? You're an anti-donut jumper? Oh What's your name Joseph? What happened there what but it's very stylized are you a rapper or some kind of musical a performer? Racing you're you're a racing you're a way you're a racing driver Really? Well indeed the the the the T ones or the He just said he's a drifter. Come up here, sit down. Come up here, sit down.

Come on. Come on. Oh man. Round of applause to Joseph. Do we need to context? So, yeah, there's a mysterious young racer who was in the crowd. He's now joining us on stage. Fuck, yeah, now I've been the Tokyo brother.

No, no, yeah, we'd love to though. So I've heard it's one of the best places to drift. What, where did you get that information from, sir? Sorry, we did you get that in my mind. Faster, you used Tokyo drift. Tokyo drift. It's the third in the third. Yeah, right on.

Third in the series and second best. Second best. Second best. That's fine. That's fine. Non-canon. No, it's canon. It's canon.

No, it's canon. It's just set later. So it's canon. No, it's just set later. So it's it's Varsafiri 7 happens and then Tokyo drift happens in the line and then Varsafiri 8 is that what racing is like? Have you seen those movies? Yeah, sure we shoot at people and crash tanks and whatnot. Yeah, wow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As if stop tugging our chains, dude. We weren't born yesterday? What's it really like? Let's like actual honesty like when you're racing like how does it feel man? Do you ever use NOS like give us actual Like I'm talking like jokes. It's let's cut the shit

Tell us about racing man Yeah drag racing use use NOS. I don't I don't personally use it, but um get him off the stage You don't use nothing Let's get him a t-shirt another two he's given up my choice Another two he's got one in our merch away Give him a t-shirt to Arnie Donna hats and three key chains Thanks for playing along. We don't have key chains We do have hats and

Wow, well, what's your favorite fasten the furious Oh, man, I've actually seen I mean, I've seen them vaguely and I'm but yeah I haven't seen the latest one with the big submarine. I haven't seen the submarine one either. Did you see the submarine one? I didn't. I'm sure it did. Fate. Yeah, Fate and the Fiori. Fate and the Fiori.

Yeah, I saw that on a plane. Yeah, it was a good. No. Where were you on a plane to? Idiot Island? He's back at you. He's back at you. No, he's backot Island? He's back at you. He's not a jack, but he's a man. Yeah, for a moment you apologize and you've left back into your aggression.

It's a classic bullying technique. Real him back in. You know, you don't want to kill him. You want to leave him with just enough life. You nurse him back and bathe him and then get him again. Tom, I wish I never be on the show. No, no, we're not done just yet because I know you have to go to pick up your dry cleaning, which is real. What is at the dry cleaning, by the way? All my clothes and towels. All of them.

Well, not all of them, but like I need yeah, I've like I need this load done today for Wife's about routine. Yeah Right and we I want to make sure you don't miss this Because you're quite I haven't heard that's Tom. No, I'm talking about this guy You go and bash him too. It was laughing at you about your dry cleaning. I was laughing at the dry cleaning What's funny about dry cleaning. I was laughing at the dry cleaning. What's funny about dry cleaning, mates? Oh, sorry. No, don't be sorry, explain yourself. I think not everything in life's running your skits, mate.

It's actually some serious stuff. No, that's the thing about sketch coming out. You take something from life. Anything can be a sketch if you see it. That's true. You said a little thing about routine, it resonated. My nan is dog just got a bit. My nan is dog just got bit... Your nan is dog just got bit.

It's actually serious sick at the moment. So yeah, laugh it up, but he not everything's a fucking joke. I'm sorry, sir. Bit by who? Bit by what? No, it bit a cane toad and got sick. Oh. It's your from Queens, right, aren't you? Yeah.

Proud of it. And there's cane codes up there. Oh, it's you're from Queensland, aren't you? Yeah, yeah Proud of it And there's cantoes up there. That's what that's what is that that's real that a bee since here. This would be true Yeah, it's true. So I'm just that's like used as an example that not everything's a joke that could be a sketch I'd like to see it well Give us three months to develop give us three months to develop it. We develop a web series, we get to bash it out and then write up the first draft.

We'll try and write a sketch about your nanist dog body and can turn and get it sick. Would you be in it if we wrote it? Well, yeah. I've got a couple of nice shirts I could wear. Well, you've got to go pick them up. Apparently, yeah, I've got to pick them up.

Yeah, oh, maybe I could play the cane toad. Oh, that'd be great. Because I used to be a cane toad. When was this? When was this? It was between when I was a TV snack and when I was a tiny teddy. Did you go back to human Why I thought of that because I saw one backstage there was just one tiny teddy

Single time oh show does anyone want to come and look at oh One person I don't think one person and they get that okay someone Is that okay? We might have cleaned it up as well. But yeah, put your hand out if you're the race driver. Would you want to see that tiny teddy? Yeah. Round of applause. Great, thank you. I just need it that for my ego.

Now, I'll pour on you. It's not very big. LAUGHTER I want you down, matey. Oh, it's not very big I want you down, matey You might have to look pretty closely just Do it take it, but I want to take him back what now yeah, I want to hear it. Oh Where would we come enough? now yeah I want to hear it oh well we're coming up long enough the box long enough

my fuck fine forget it not man never apologize for being the drama right I'm sorry I'm sorry um are we cool oh we cool yeah. I was just kidding me. Who has stuff? I don't think you're nitty-y's not gonna bash yet. Yeah. You're not nitty-y, but you're a very nitty. Sorry, I was everything alright. It's like you should yeah, it's classic bullied like victims tactic like you're like, oh, We are kids like men. You should you should be like trying to bash me now. Yeah stand up for yourself, man I'm the thing I'm gonna bash you with his love. Because that's how you combat bully. He just loves him back. Oh, it's a people disagree. Someone disagree. He's probably be idiot, isn't it?

Crying, crying. That's not what that bullying is crying. That's not so much dealing with bullying as feelings. You're like, lad read flat to a bully, mate. There's a true thing, because babies think that hitting is funny. And you know, like when you're on a baby hitch, you think it's funny. Oh, ow. Just hit them back. And...

Just punch that baby in the gut. Yeah, yeah. You just hit that baby back. Bro, if a baby's a hit in you, you just hit those babies back. You don't let them... What I was told to do is if a baby hits you, it's good to teach them,

but it's not good to act like it's funny, is to go out of that hurts and fake cry and show them, and so they're building everything. And that's not a good thing to get to build, to think that violence is funny. That would just teach the baby, you'd be like, well, I'm so powerful. Like, I think I was crying.

It's crazy. That's our final, I want to, thank us. From adventures in finity war. I want to touch his chin. What? No one has touched that chin. No one has touched that chin.

Right. What do you think it would feel like? Uh, texture. Do you think it would be hard? Do you think it would be all hard? I like it. I think if you rubbed across it, it would go. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I think if you rubbed across it will go Yeah, yeah Have you guys seen the new Thanos movie? Yeah, it really is his movie isn't it? It really is. Yeah, it's like How many times have you seen it? Just once with my mates. You're mates. Would you eat? Did you get anything to eat? Any popcorn? I had some TV snacks.

Oh, right. Oh my god. I could never imagine eating a nugget since being one. Oh, I don't actually eat it. I just have them in my mouth. LAUGHTER Which island, for my time as a TV snack, is actually extremely pleasureable.

To be massaged by human tongue is one of the finest pleasures that a young TV snack may feel. Very keen to human sensation such as an erotic orgasm or lying in a sleeping bag. Were you often in human mouths as a TV star? Yeah. Yeah. How did you go about that? Have you seen I was in actually a TV star. Oh, yeah. Oh, Australian TV star international TV star. Secret fortunes. Yeah. Love secrets. We love secret thought. And that's amazing. How did you go about that? How did it happen? She was on the set of sea change. Yeah. And she went over to the craft service table. Yeah. And now we've got to move on the secret.

She goes, I need another take. Yeah. She's a perfectionist. She is, absolutely. Yeah. But you know why she's a perfectionist? Why? So she can continue to be so perfect.

Yes. And how does that tie into? She said, I need some energy for this next take. I need some sugar. I need a bit of, you know? She went over to, there was a small bowl. They weren't in the box anymore. They've been put into a glass bowl. Yeah.

For secret. Oh, it was fair for all the leads. So David Wennum as well. Sean McAlarth. Sean McAlarth? No, this was in series one. Yeah. Sean McAlarth for a ice-David Wynnum as well. The trough. Sean McCallough. Sean McCallough? No, this was in series one. Yeah. Sean McCallough for a high-stabbed Wynnum.

Jump up! I know, yeah. So yeah. You are a jump cut. I was just put me in there and just, and then halfway through, she was like, oh, I shouldn't really, you know, because she was like, I don't want to add, you know, I don't want to think about a figure.

Yeah, which I think she looks, yeah. Yeah, gorgeous. Yeah, and she popped she looks, yeah. Yeah, gorgeous. Yeah, and she popped it out and into a bit of tissue paper. And I lay there still. And to this day, it's the best feeling I've ever had in my whole life. Just laying in that tissue paper. Yeah. I feel like it's been really nice.

Will you worry at any point that she would chew or swallow you? Well, it is a bit like, you know, in like a sexual relationship where there is a bit of a risk and a bit of a day, not like, but you know, it's all, it's a bit of a BDSM kind of fail. Yeah, because I like to be, yeah, like, go, tell us, tell us, I want to hear. Well, I like to be stapled to using giant industrial staples to the roof. And then I was the lover to look up at me and, and you know those hands, those sticky hands? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I like them to whack me to that and go, around the, as a TV snack or no. Around the nutsack and the penis. Yeah. Like, I've heard this, I've heard this. So I'm up there in industrial staples. Yeah, absolutely. And then...

Is this cigarette thoughten doing this or is that a wish? I haven't seen that for years, and so... This could be anyone from the cast of C-Chain. Yeah. Sean McCullough. Kevin Harrington. Yeah, David Wennum. Mark Mitchell.

Who played Bob Jelly? John Howard the actor. John Howard played Bob jelly John Howard the actor John Howard the actor John Howard the actor he built the bridge Yeah, man, have you guys been watching C change? We've got some young teens here. You can see change next generation Did you say it's a nugget yeah, I'm a nugget yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Um, but I think I've learned, I think, if anything, I think on this wonderful journey we've been on. Thank you so much for coming on board. Thanks a nugget. I think I've really learnt to allow it except myself as a nugget. So thank you for that. No, it's no problem. I think I really love to accept to myself as a nugget. So thank you for that. No, it's no problem.

Sam, how's going on the project? So Sam, for those of you who don't know, Sam won the biggest award, won the biggest award at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival called the Barry Award, which is unbelievable, not that you want it. Just, I think that's unbelievable. Yeah, it's just really cool. Oh, just amazing honor. We all thought we all liked you way before you won it as well.

Yeah, you guys need to come and stay at the house so that I'll still live at the house. Can we tell that story very quickly? How much longer will it be? Because it's all been fucking mucking around. But do you guys, well, here's some real life stories just from what the real world, you know? Yeah, yeah.

So I'd love to hear from your point of view as well, Sam. But we, or the first time we were coming and stayed in Sydney to do a Triple J interview, that was right, we're doing Triple J breathless. We just made fresh blood series, Biky Wars. Yeah, we just thought Biky Wars and Triple J. I regret getting just made fresh blood series of biker wars. Yeah, we just have biker wars and triple J I regret getting into this real stuff. Yeah, it's good. It's nice. That's nice Yeah, and we stayed at their house. They we got Henry Stone known as the rat house

So I used to live in the house With it was all comedians. It was really gross. Yeah, it was yourself. It was Henry Stone It was Clinton Haynes and Jared McGowan and Jared McGowan. Right. And we'd never been to we'd never been sitting before we didn't have Any way to say that let us sleep just on their floor, which was very nice of them Henry Stone came pick this up in a car to get to their house. He's around a jumper. Can I tell you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think you'll tell it better. No shit. No, I shouldn't have. Fuck. Okay, so we found heaps of CDs. tell it better. You tell it. No, I shouldn't have. Fuck. Okay, so we found heaps of CDs. We found like a giant box of CDs. Everything. Evernessence, you bitch. A lot of world music, like a thousand CDs. We just peed on the side of the road. And so Henry started peeping down the Antidonna boys from the the airport and he's wearing like a jacket

Seek and it's a secret jacket and And so then they come through the door and he's yeah, and he's over the jack over the jacket He's wearing this big like it was normal weather But he was wearing this big like knitted jump That's a weird Yeah, yeah, stylish and that's a weird. Yeah, so secretly he's wearing a suit underneath there Yeah, and then he And then he takes his car, it leads us over to the front door of his house

and he opens it and he just rushes into the house really quickly and the house is pitch black. Feel with smoke. Feel with smoke. And he just runs ahead of us into a room, disappears into the smoke and the three of us are like, all right, we didn't really think much of it. And so we walk into the room, into the living room.

So we were all dressed in suits, and we started playing like some proper trap music, and we were like, we were like, whatever, fucking cool, like, boom, you know, they're shit. And you know, like that, wah, wah, wah. We're wearing suits like we do in our live shows. And we're mucking around, and we've got like all these crazy lights. It's a welcome arty donner on it.

And we had a welcome arty donner. It was just, and we had a cake I think. Yeah, yeah, no, on the TV, the TV was flashing bright colors. Yeah, we had bright, like epileptic colours. And then they came out, one of you's came out, you just all started dancing to the music. And then one of you's came out with a plate filled with raw sausages and just the gigantic dildo

So when he said when he said there was a cake. That's what he was talking about Queens and that's what we call a cake The old sausage dildo And then and then was it Clinton that came in with the CDs? Yeah, he came in We always start breaking all the CDs. It's he came in, we all started breaking all the CDs. He walked in, we've got a present for you, he walked in with these piles and piles of CDs purposefully tripped over through the CDs everywhere, and then everyone started smashing the CDs. It was the most precise sort of reflection of what we do. Because you were very counted Because you were so cool like you know you know we always have comedians come and stay and you guys like even though you ladies

You guys are super stars kind of right? No. You've always been so I'm trying to do a fucking actual nice one I'm sorry Man you guys have always been like cool and like you talked to everyone I think you guys are a real beacon of like I Like I know in comedy, you guys are awesome. Thank you. Oh, that's so sweet of you, say anything. Like something that I secretly actually look up to. Oh.

Oh. But publicly, I'm gonna rip you a dick off of your brains. On a suburb, I'm gonna be on the... I don't know, that's the end of the podcast. Please say anything. Thank you so much for coming, everyone. Thank you so much for coming, everyone. Thank you so much for coming, everyone. A lovely bit of audience. Please, guys, see Sam, if he's anywhere near him.

He's just leaving. And, uh, that's what you do. I'm going to take care of him. Thanks, everyone. Have a great day. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-amp episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week!