Aunty Donna Podcast - Mark Orders A Pizza
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A list of productions.
We got an email.
We got an email.
Fishing the email song please, mate? Oh Oh It's the
Dumb and Mouth
I'm gonna check it out because the inbox is going bing bing bong and a bing bing bong means you got an email
I meant the, I meant the generally mail song. Oh sorry. So like, yeah, sorry
Yeah, sorry
Oh you know it's time for the male song when you get an email in a general inbox for you and you and the boys and girls and the people who
Don't identify as either or you're all beautiful flowers
Right, so now we've done that one can now then you do the inbox one. Okay, absolutely
Now then you do the inbox one. Okay, absolutely.
Ha!
And the inbox with Nazum, my old In Your Blood,
even boxy guy, check it out and open it up.
What's inside?
It's a couple of things and lots of it spam and some of it's porn.
Great.
Did you want to add anything to the song or?
No, look, I think I've never heard any of those songs.
And there was a real vibe of them being like established songs
that one seems to be already reading and even not listen
back to the podcasts, will we?
Do them.
Well, now that we're sort of going across the board,
I would just for anyone listening,
this is the first time you listen to a podcast,
the bit of the podcast is that it's about two goofy boys,
Mark and Broden, and someone in the late stages of dementia.
Yeah.
I just don't know.
That's never, I've never heard you guys doing that before.
There's a podcast, you know, like there's ones about my favorite murder
on my dad wrote a porno.
This one, the joke is.
The gimmick.
The love and give me simple maths problems I've been told.
I don't remember, but they'll just give me simple maths problems. and I get sad about an hour into it. Yeah, it's really awful
I do want it if we ever it's called two goose and someone who's in aged care
I think Demantra is affected. I was talking to the boys. I think it's affected
Like 80% of this group, which is why I feel it's first thing I think I'm going through it at the moment and every time
I visit my non-n think I'm going through it at the moment and every time I visit my non-nah you're going through it or
Sorry, what you're going a hole very good. What are you talking about?
No, go on every time I visit my non-nah her favorite thing to do now is
Is to give me a tour of her house? Yeah, but as she's giving me a tour of her house. She forgets that she's been giving me a tour of her house but as she's giving me a tour of her house she forgets that she's
been giving me a tour of her house so we it I see the master bedroom I think four times every time
she holds my hand and walks me this is the master bedroom bathroom shower toilet
she just lets you listen to the things that are in the room.
Can I ask a quick question?
As upsetting and as sad as that is.
Yes.
Is it making you frustrated because you're realizing
just how unrealistic
Memento is with that sort of
Remember for a little bit reset.
Remember for a little bit reset.
But there's not like a rolling sort of losing...
No, he just sort of, he's like...
Yeah, the relative guy piece is a brilliant actor.
And my non-know, I would argue, she's a beautiful woman,
but no any or a sexy as guy piece.
He's hamsy enough. She hamsy enough.
Oh, isn't he just a hunk of chunk?
Your non-know is more of a, um, more of a Carrie Moss.
Carrie Moss.
Yeah, out of the cast of that film.
Yeah.
Uh, you think Carrie Ann Moss.
Carrie Ann Kennell, you think you may have heard of.
I thought, no, I said Carrie Ann Moss.
What do you say?
I'm Carrie.
No, I said you said Carrie Moss and I said and then no no no
listen we fucking listen to that listen you said carry most listen and I said carry on
most mark it's time with for facts with that but I'm better
better better facts with that facts with that here we. It's facts with Zach and Steve Gobs.
Carrie Ann Moss is a Canadian actress.
Following early roles in television,
she rose to international prominence
for her roles of Trinity in the Matrix trilogy.
Wait, you just said Carrie Ann Moss?
Yeah, that was why I did it, but I felt
I needed to give more facts.
Is it Carrie Ann Moss?
It's Carrie Ann Moss.
It's Carrie Ann Moss.
Yeah.
That's fucked up. One, two, three, Moss. It's Carrie and Moss. Yeah. That's f**k up.
One, two, three, four.
Facts is act, facts is act.
Here we go.
It's facts with act.
And Steve Gobs, who didn't really feature in this episode.
We got a E-Moss currently portrays Jerry Hogarth in several series of the Marvel Cinematic
Universe, mainly Jessica Jones, 2015 to present.
Oh, what do you know that?
That's fantastic.
I'm glad she's still working.
Boys, I got some good news.
Yeah, she's an incredible actor.
Would you like to hear some good news?
I would love to hear some good news from Bronn and Kelly.
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Friends and so the crime crime something any Asian actors then they get upset and then it's just the one people and it's a little bit awkward I don't know the full story there, so I won't come in. No, I can't believe it's back on the air
No, no, no, that's not it. I was gonna say the Hawaii nuclear alert was a false alarm
But it was a false alarm. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And then I'd get in a race car, race around the Phillip Island race track, and then I would go up a ramp through a billboard and
die in an explosion of flames. I'm a man of simple pleasure. I try and give
myself that blowjob. I've always wanted. Yeah. Just to stake it in the blowjob.
Oh, yum.
Yeah.
Hey, they get just, I just a little one and one and one.
Just reckon, you know, I'll just get out of the
myself, my little treat.
I'll give yourself a blowjob.
Hey, I give myself that blowjob I've always wanted.
Oh, it's great.
Blowjob's that you've wanted to give yourself a side.
We've got an email.
Oh, we can get an email.
This is, so if you're a regular
listener of this podcast, what are you doing? Who are you? But more important. We started
to put our fillers out for podcast inquiries the other week. We've got a bite. Would you
like to hear, I'll read this email to you boys. Yeah, first I just love to go, Arbunch.
What is that? Arbunch
Arbunch
That's my new bite sound effect
So you say we got a bite and then I do my bite sound effect
Go
We, so the email we got a bite
Arbunch
Arbunch
Yeah, Arbunch
So, I think it's more like
HAK
Do you know what I think that's a better bite sound the thing
What was that skit show in the 70s in the 90s
Mark on the not in the noughties on channel seven
the big by
Hunch
I'll bump
Was it the other thing you skit house? No, I think you're thinking of the big
Hush how bunch
How bunch yeah, yeah, it's like you're thinking of the big Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hop on! Hey boys!
Yeah
You know that you know that large oceanic bay the open bay of the central and western portions
of the southern coastline of mainland Australia you know like that bottom bit of other
great barrier reef
No that's that's north east
The Great Australian Hupon. The Great Australian... Hush! Hup-huncher.
The Great Australian bite.
The Great Australian bite, that's right.
Hup-huncher.
It's getting, you're adding more vows here.
I'm still at this.
That's the sound of it.
Do you remember, you know, like, uh,
I remember it was like, that first, it was like,
Hup-hunch, and now it's like, Hup-huncher.
Yeah, that's right.
Hup-huncher.
So say bite, say, say we got a. So say bite say say we got a bite
No, just say we got a bite. I don't want to. Why don't you say it? I feel like you're just gonna go our bonge
Yeah
We got a bite. Harbon cha mo. So when you go out for dinner. Yeah, you have a crunchy meal. Yeah, I love crunchy meals
I love a crunch. I'm not a fan of crunchies. The chocolate bar not crunchy enough for me. You like violet crumble? I love violet crumble. How much crunchy can you get? What could
you possibly want to make a crunchy more crunchy? I like glass. And you're not talking about
this like crunch glass. I feel like there could be some confusion because for our American listeners,
you have a bar made by Nestlake called crunch, which is milk chocolate with rice crispies.
We're not talking about that in Australia.
That's more of a crisp. What's called crunch?
A crackle, not a crunch.
You know what I'd love to see? Because we got different snacks to the US, to the UK.
I'd love to see a video where it's like Americans trying Australian food and I've got a table
There's anyone I don't think that'll take really good
It's no I really think or even like yeah like sort of British sweets
Americans try them or um wow a bit like kids listening to music their parents
Listen to hearing a bit. I would love to see an old cult listen to Slitknot
Oh music their parents to hear in the band. I would love to see an old cantless and a slid-knight. Oh, imagine, imagine you play the songs that they like and they just, they have to not
sing along.
Good luck, good luck, imagine having to sit there through a song you like.
Oh, here I go, don't name me that position.
Anyway, there's a YouTube video about a cool sexy guy who finds dead bodies.
Yeah, I'd like to see it.
Dead Japanese bodies.
Just as long as he, like, talks about mental health.
And it's absolutely imperative that he's wearing some sort of hat
from an animated film.
I'd watch that.
It has to be fluffy.
Hi, Donna. Of this email. It has to be fluffy. Hi Donna. Oh this day mount.
Hi Donna.
Hi.
Thank you for your interest in a Domino's franchise.
Yes.
We got to buy it.
Hi Bunch.
To ensure we have the correct details for you in our system, can you please confirm your
date of birth and full name?
Oh no.
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The booklet contains loads of useful information, including the benefits of becoming a franchise
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we will send you an information request form to complete.
I...
...regards someone from Domino's.
I'm going to be asked with your boys.
I don't know if I'm that interested in Domino's ranchers anymore,
because I had a nasty experience with Domino's
over our little holiday break.
The first page of this PDF is it says,
why in full big capital is why dominoes pizza?
No need to ask the question, we've already inquired,
we're already interested.
Well this is not just about pizza,
it's about technology isn't it?
And community.
And community, and that's the thing that most excites me
about dominoes pizza.
Oh my god, it's done me.
I just saw Zach's face like
mold Into like just very slowly not like in a movie. It's very slowly. He became Don Mish. I have a question for you Don Mish
Yeah, absolutely. Are you the CEO of Domino's Australia? Yes, I am. I don't think that's right. Okay, because I was looking at
The Domino's Facebook page the other day and I hope I don't embarrass myself. No, no, that's fine. There was a video
To go somebody else
Go fuck yourself. There was a there was a post from somebody else
Claiming to be the CEO of dominoes Australia a video of them. I'm gonna look it up right now.
I'm gonna look it up right now.
I'm looking it up.
This is taking, please fill the air while I do this.
Sure.
What are you, can you guys, I just wanna,
all I'm trying to do right now.
No, I got you back, but I'm gonna fill it for you.
Thank you.
You were cutting to cut. I'm just, I'm not gonna be able to talk. Yes, thank you. You were kidding me.
I'm just not going to be able to talk.
Yes, Domino's Australia CEO, Nick Knight.
Nick Knight is the CEO of Domino's Australia Don Meige.
So I've got a fucking question for you.
Who the fuck are you?
And what are you doing in my life?
This is incredible. What the... Hang on. Domino Domino's I'm gonna play this video for you right now
Domino's look at and look at him and he looks like Broden and he looks like Broden
He's trees a bald fat guy look up that looks just like Domino's Australia and Domino's Australia
CEO is Nick night a much better name than Don Mige, which is also pronounced wrong, Zach. It's Don Meige.
Zach.
I'll start with the bat.
Oh my God. Sorry.
Mark, Zach.
Please check.
Audience, listen, this is a big deal.
What?
Don Meige.
We've been, you we've had you in week after week after week on the on the
Belief that you are the CEO of dominoes. Now we're sitting here
March we've got information what we you're a liar. Yeah, and what we just heard was the voice of Nick night
Spelt K N I G H T
Who looks like me as in that night who looks a bit like brother? He's ugly, ugly man. No, you're a beautiful, gorgeous human being,
so it's Nick night.
Are you both bench about the same?
I bench depends on what I'm doing
from doing cheese press.
I try and get up to dumbbells and stuff.
I remember you just get to your 16s, your 18s
on the dumbbell.
Jim Junkie.
I'm a Jim Junkie.
Don Mish.
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Who the fuck is Nick Knight and who the fuck are you?
Hi, thank you so much for your question Mark.
Oh, now he's gone to this prepared statement.
So the thing about Domino's Australia is we started out
as quite a small brand.
Small off-short.
What are you talking about?
You're a giant US company.
A small off-shoot of the American company.
We started with a few stores in Brisbane
when I started out just driving cars and whatnot.
Driving cars?
I was a delivery driver for Domino's Australia.
Now back then, we didn't have the apps.
How do we know you actually were at?
You were a Nick Knight Cunt.
So, who is Nick Knight?
Answer my question. Now.
Slippery little snake.
What I've been doing my research for this character.
I just want to say that I didn't think I had to do this much research
that I knew the entire board.
Stop pretending you're zacked on me.
Okay, so basically we have a lot of decadent treats here at Dublin,
as Australia, we have pizzas and we've just
released the chocolate pizza. I don't know what to believe anymore.
Now we absolutely do and the chocolate pizza is absolutely delicious.
Oh really? It's got chocolate topping, it's got marshmallows and
chock fudge brownies. Now we've been selling in our store for quite a while.
Can I add to my, Mark and I have a very important question for us.
And it's giving me me we want this answered
right now and I want you to duck and weave we want a straight answer are the marshmallows
put in the oven with the rest of the chocky because if it is a put on afterwards it melted
marshmallow okay so I'm gonna have to check with kitchen HQ I'm not entirely sure. He got me, he got me, he got me, he got me, he got me again.
He's a slippery little snail.
Stop it, you escargot bitch.
I want to know who the hell is Nick Knight?
Why is he claiming to be Domino's Australia CEO
when you claim to be Domino Australia CEO?
And what is his massage for passionate vegan cheese message?
What is his message for passionate vegan cheese message. What is his message? Passionate vegan cheese fans.
And how much would it cost to get
marked checked by dyslexic specialists?
No, I think I do genuinely have a problem.
But, but I'm not gonna go as far as to say I'm dyslexic.
I can operate every day.
It's not, it's not teeing during you.
There are people.
I'm just a bit of a dumb dumb
Hey, no, hey, hey, sorry dummies. What is it? You are not dumb? You are not dumb shut up man. Hey, I'm stupid. Hey, you're not dumb
Shut shut up. You are not you are a very clever you know, you don't know me. Hey, what just because you get stressed at school
Doesn't mean you should go down and start fucking up. I'm gonna take that with love
All right now
Don Mesh. Yeah, who is Nick young and don't try?
Nick night who is Nick young stop avoiding the question. Let me tell you about Nick night
Nick night is the CEO of Australia and New Zealand and
And I'm often seeing him in the office.
I recently reached out to you.
Absolutely.
I will get to that and I recently talked to Nick Knight about the delicious new range
of vegan pizzas.
Now I know we've had a lot of demands from a lot of our fans that love pizza but haven't
been able to eat that pizza due to a number of factors.
Some are lactose intolerant or some make that moral choice.
So we've actually announced a new vegan range of things.
That's been fantastic that you've got vegan cheese.
That's a lot of vegan friends.
Yeah, there's a lot of vegan cheese.
Yeah, that's really cool.
Thank you.
Karas, you question about the Domino's vegan cheese.
Yeah.
Could I get like a pepperoni pizza with vegan cheese?
Absolutely.
You could maybe lactose intolerant.
Yeah.
Domino's Australia.
Wait, wait, wait a minute. Yeah, I'm going to just Australia. Wait a minute.
Wait a second.
Why aren't you answering our question?
Another question.
What is your official position?
More importantly for me, and the thing that's really upsetting me, the name Nick Knight
right, is a very cool name.
When I was a kid, Nickelodeon on cable, would at night, turn into Nick at night.
Nick at night.
Which would play old 60s and 70s shows, like Brady Bones.
They used to say Nick.
Let me ask you, Broden, what was your favorite snack to have when you're watching Nick at night?
Probably a pizza pie.
Yeah, so I tell you, a lot of my mother recently, I was around at my mother's house,
and we were watching some television, and I actually used the new Domino's deals app.
That's a separate app.
Yeah that's a separate app.
It's instead of having those little brushes making a lot of wastage.
It's a separate app where you can find all the deals that are happening at your local
Domino's.
And everyone knows that I love to use that when I'm watching television with my mother.
Can you tell the question about the New New York range?
Yeah absolutely.
Are those pizzas made fresh?
Oh absolutely.
Everything at Domino's is made fresh. And you know everything is fresh. And you know everything is fresh. Because I had an range. Yeah, absolutely. Are those pizzas made fresh? Oh, absolutely everything a dominoes is made fresh
And you know, actually it's fresh because I had an experience. Oh, okay sure
This is quite genuine. I hadn't experienced with dominoes
I wanted to try the new New York range pizza because you'd boys know me. You know, I love a New York slice
Yeah, and they're whole thing at New York as you get an authentic
16 inch I think New Yorker pizza comes in four different varieties you got the cheese you got the pepperoni you got the
The big one. Yeah, you got the other one with a lot of meat
But anyway, it's not a lot of it's not a lot of toppings shut your fucking because
Shut you make a lot of people that have been to you shut up. Shut up. Okay. All right sure
Not done. Okay sure, but there is a lot of cheese. Anyway, go on
There's a lot of cheese in your story
I think cheesy pizza and that's what I do remember from their trips away
I
Ring up. Yeah, it's Dominance and I said I would like your New Yorker cheese pizza with mushrooms and you know what they said to me
We that we cannot do that. Oh, okay, and I said you make an refresh down there boys
that we cannot do that. Oh, I can.
And I said, you make them fresh down their boys?
Ah!
And they said, of course we are.
And I said, so just chuck a bit of mushy on the top.
I'll pay for it.
The mushroom is an ingredient that you can get
on one of the four New York range pizzas.
So why can't you just pop it on there?
And they said, we don't do it.
We just said, we cannot.
It is impossible for us to take mushrooms and put them onto a fucking cheese pizza,
even if I was willing to pay. Now, I want an explanation because what I'm planning to do now,
because I think I've come up with a way to maybe get them. I think maybe I can get them.
I've got to hurt them. I want to ring a dominoes now, see if I can order a New York pizza with mushrooms
in a bit of a roundabout way.
Okay, sure.
Right.
I've got a plan.
Okay.
Right.
Sure.
Can I answer your question, Mark?
Okay.
Okay.
So we have a lot of people traveling abroad.
They're going to New York.
And they're noticing that they're noticing that they're traveling with abroad.
No. What is the 1950s? No, they're going to New York and they're noticing, they're noticing that, I'm completely with the broad.
What is the 1950s?
No, they're traveling abroad.
And they're coming back and they're telling their family
and friends about these delicious New York pizzas.
They don't have a lot of toppings.
And let me tell you,
if you had a negative experience at Domino's,
please feel free to contact us directly.
And we will get back in touch.
Please supply personal information, Domino's social media team. What the hell was that?
What will be happening to hell? Hey sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, let's,
let's, we rewind. Yeah, sure. Where are we?
Um, uh, uh, oh, no, um, so, uh, you, uh, uh, don, don, don. Yeah, don, don.
I wish it was dumb. I say about every day to my life
Did you just do a generic did you turn are you a robot? No, no, I'm don me some the CEO of Domino's Australia
And let me tell you that No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no idea. Could we, could we do, could you ring them? Yeah.
And not play the person's voice, because I'm worried about them suing us and being onto
us.
So if you ring them and we can hear your side of the conversation.
Okay.
Because every time you boys do a crank call, and I tell you, I do enjoy the crank calls.
I think of that time, right?
Are we going to get a pizza?
Pardon? Are you ordering a pizza? No, no, no. I'm going to use the Donna card. I think that time that right are we gonna get a pizza pardon? Are you ordering a pizza? No
No, no, I'm gonna use the Donna card. I'm gonna cancel the year. Okay. I'm not gonna get
Hi, hello
I'm calling Domino's
My name's Mark. I was wondering if I could order one of your New York range pizzas. Okay
Then you know the the new New York range pizzas. I pizzas? We would like to get it delivered. Now I just want
to see I want to order the cheese pizza. Can I get that with mushrooms? Yeah, yes. You don't
have them. You can only do the cheese. You can't put mushrooms on there. Are you
making those boys fresh? You are making them fresh. So why is it, what can I ask why
it's you're not able to put mushrooms know the one with that's got everything that's got
the mushroom and the sausage and the pepperoni. Yes, yeah, the pepperoni sausage and mushroom.
Can I order that? But there's a couple of things on there that I'm allergic to. Am I able to get them removed?
Yes, so I'd like to order the sausage pepperoni mushroom New York range pizza,
but are you able to take off the sausage and the pepperoni just because I'm allergic?
No, no, no, no, no, so I want the New York range pizza. Oh my god.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
So, so I would like the one that's got sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and cheese.
But I'm the pepperoni and the sausage makes my tum-tum hurt.
So could I please get it without the sausage and the pepperoni?
No, no, I just want the sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, cheese pizza,
but without the sausage and the pepperoni. Yeah, no sausage, no pepperoni.
Just the New York range.
Yeah, yeah, would be just mushroom and cheese.
Yeah, I can get that.
I can do that.
Great. Thank you so much.
I just need to check with...
Yeah, to straight straight please delivered. Yep, it's the contact number is zero.
Yeah, yep, the name is Mark. The address is
The address is p*** pardon. P***.
Great, so just, I just want to double check that order.
Jesus.
That's right, so yeah, it's the New York range,
sausage, pepperoni, and mushroom pizza with no pepperoni and no sausage.
Is it am I able to order one of the New York pizzas as well just cheese with mushroom?
So you can do that
Great Actually, no, I'll probably just stick to the first order, sorry, I'll probably
just have the sausage, pepperoni, mushroom cheese pizza, with no pepperoni sausage, thank
you. Yeah, just the one pizza, thank you. That's great. We'll pay by card. That's great I will pay by card
That's great
Great, thank you so much. She is
So you've you've beaten Dominos. I fucking beat them. You beat some franchise owner?
Those pieces of shit.
I could have fucking believed it.
I knew that would work.
Don Mishwet.
I knew that would work.
What's your thoughts on this, Don Mish?
Um, firstly, I just want to say thank you for investing $20 into my company.
I really feel like you have won their mark.
Ah, I'm a loser and gee whiz.
I really love it. I hope Whiz. I really love that.
I hope you die.
I hope you die.
After my experience I've had, I want all CEOs of Domino's Australia, which apparently
is too.
It's fucking 20 of them to die.
Okay.
Okay, that's really extreme, huh?
Let's look what I have to go through to get a cheese pizza with mushroom.
That is fair.
That is fair. That is fair. You look'm a movie. I'm a movie.
And I'll tell you what, the thing is, you can go see that at the cinema, get yourself
some popcorn, or my personal recommendation. Wait until the song video on demand. Download
that for the 48 hour rental. Maybe order some dominoes Australian.
What is it like? Is it like a documentary about menu, like cooking,
or is it like acting?
Or is it like three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri,
but it's like that.
Do you know what I think we should maybe talk to Manu
in a later podcast?
I love to talk to Manu about his movie.
Right, all right, well thank you everyone.
We're going to go get ourselves a,
what is the pizza do we get?
So we are finally getting a New York's range pizza
with cheese and mushrooms.
Well, it's the pepperoni sausage mushroom cheese pizza, but without the pepperoni and the sausage.
And if you want to help Mark abuse more local franchises, try to make their way in the world.
You know, www.patrion.com slash anti-dominant.
He said he couldn't do it. Let's not forget that.
He started the conversation. He said, I cannot do a cheese pizza with mushrooms.
That's because I've actually put down an order.
They've probably got an email from my team saying,
don't do that because a lot of people in Australia,
they think pizza's all about piling on the ingredients.
But actually in New York, it's about simple ingredients.
Not too many.
They're making them boys fresh.
Why do you need this now, excuse?
It's too ingredients.
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I'm not. I'm not. I'mtons. Thanks so much for the pizza. You've been listening to the Anti-Donut Podcast.
Thanks for joining us for another rip-episode brought to you by Anti-DonutClub.com.
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