Aunty Donna Podcast - Mediation Feat. BECKY LUCAS

Episode Date: April 5, 2017

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A list-nuff production. You listen to the only ton of podcasts The greatest fucking book I've seen a while Buried my contact in sometimes and guess We hope you enjoy the part of a fucking podcast Can you hear that? Can you hear that, Tom? I think this is good tent though Yeah, it's good tent, yeah, there's a drill going on downstairs. This is an a drill, but that is

a drill a drill Tom you don't have a microphone Great, well under the auntie on a podcast. We have a very special guest this evening down with boys Broding Kelly. No Broding Kelly is on every week Sorry, sorry Are you saying because I'm on every week. Exactly, hey, I'm a member. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Are you saying because I'm on every week, I'm not a special guest?

Because you're on every week, we can't really consider you a special guest, not a special as the special guest that we have today anyway. Which is a zacker wine? No. Oh my God, can I just clear this riff off? Yeah, yeah, please, please. It's me, it's Behelu.

Oh, hi, hi. Are's me. It's Vahulu. Are you gonna be stepping on bits all this half an area? You're gonna be up. Yeah, I'm just gonna bring up this ability. Obviously you haven't listened to the podcast before what happens is we get into a mood, we get into a rhythm, we do a bit, we fight a lot of the times it doesn't go well. Okay, and it's not very funny. Okay, so what you need to know is I don't put up with nonsense and I call it how I see it Wow, okay, okay, there's gonna be very Interest so if I see silliness if I see something that makes me feel uncomfortable I'm I'm actually a member of the PC police. Oh

Really? Oh wow. What's that like? Bloody here we go bloody I'm done I don't know. What was boot camp like? I'm just... I'm just... I'm just about the training. Yeah, well, I mean, it's just about identifying and being able to...

We get tasers. It's just like the police. Yeah. People think we're not, and you can still call us pigs if you want. Oh, thank God. So you can call me a pig. It will. Is that an infringement on the PC?

No, pigs don't fall within PC culture. PC, where's the pig? Cucks. Yeah. Pig. Do you know you're allowed to call? You're not allowed to swear to police officer, but you are allowed to call them a pig. Really? Really?

So you can say it real quick. Like, you'd be like, oh, can I pig? Where's the new SATM? Excuse me, Mr. Pig. There's a rubbery going down there. Oh, I don't like this, but I can't do nothing about it. Oh, I guess you're allowed to call me a pig. Well, that's very funny.

Becky, you're from Sydney. Yeah. I feel a lot to go. That just like, yeah. Yeah. On this. Absolutely. There yeah Yeah, on this absolutely We do the rules on this podcast and to do this much to the detriment of the podcasts are there no rules Sometimes we like to do this Becky

Just to make people super uncomfortable. That's Tom eating a Mars bar in the middle of a fucking podcast Oh, hey, don't want to hear someone open their mouth? Do you have a lot of people problems like just being around people? Yeah, you hate people sort of going into like about to say something interesting. So you have your how to go day? I do. But here's the question, Becky. Mel.

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Well, we recorded this yesterday for everyone listening. We recorded this yesterday. But for Becky, this goes out tomorrow. And we recorded it today. Thank you for you. We recorded this today. We're recording this goes out tomorrow tomorrow. And we recorded it today. How's that for you? We recorded this today. We're recording this right now.

For everyone, we record this tomorrow. It goes out tomorrow. But tomorrow will be other people's today. Just think we're in a bit. Oh, OK, we're in a bit. Yeah, don't stop this. Don't panic. OK, because I'm having an excited.

Yeah. So I just land the ground, move the tables and chairs out of the way. Becky Lucas is here because it's the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. You're an international act. You've been on Triple M a bunch of toys. Yeah, me and the boys.

You and the boys. Talking footy. What's been like coming down the Melbourne doing the show? You've been having fun? Has it been good shows? Yeah, but I've been like coming down the Melbourne doing the show? You've been having fun, has it been good shows? Yeah, but I've been bashed like four times. Yeah, by who? Just general bashings or specific bashings?

Is that because it's brutal? He's laughing too much. He really likes bashings. He finds that so funny when small petite women get beat up. That's probably that's their skin. Anyway so you got bashed or? Getting bashed is so Aussie. It's like there's an Aussie, it's like I love Aussie deaths. You know it's such an Aussie death to die on your boogie board in a storm drain. Yes. I just mentioned on our Patreon podcast that I've been obsessed with Australian dash cams

that you two channel. I don't know what's on it. It's just literally just people going through it, lights and tea-burning other people. But it's my favourite because triple aim or something's playing and it's just like Kingsley and they're sexes or playing on the radio. I mean, just someone getting hit and then, oh, you fucking idiot. Just on repeat for hours and hours and hours.

Oh, it's amazing. What are the dashes? What are the cams doing on the dashes? Are they just, they're there to record so that if you're in an accident, you've got proof. Cause I know they just don't have proof. His bogus love proof. Like, you know, like,

both of them love proof. But, bogus love being like, notgeons love proof. Bogeons love being like, not there's no hard evidence. It's like, well, there it is. It's just like, I got that on my fucking camera can. Fucking searing court can't they do really love evidence and they hate pedophiles.

And they love evidence of pedophiles. Yeah, that's their favorite thing. That's their love bashing. But do I see your question? Dashcams work and they just perpetually recording, but then they delete after like 20 minutes. So if you're in a prang, you press a button and it records it, and then you take that to the insurance or whatever.

I am just quickly, just in case if we needed any questions, or any introduction introduction to Becky I Quickly googled her. Oh, he does by the way, but I accidentally came up with Becky G the young Latino songstress that's in Love to hear about Becky So she first came to prominence with her debut single Becky from the block. I do is a cover of Jenny from the block so congratulations I'm a little Oh, can't be this thing a little bit of a... Yes, I don't usually do this. Okay.

I'm back here from the block and I just want to say I've been on the chip on the Chaladayi. That's not what I meant. Been on the chip ban for a holiday? Yeah, it's because it's Lottito, the translation. Oh, right, yeah. It's a little... Traditionally translation. Oh, right, yeah. It's a little bit Spanish. Right, right.

Yeah, but that's something I'm working on is trying to make that transition more smooth. I started hitting that microphone. That's okay. Is this a bitter are you actually hitting the microphone? I kept hitting the microphone. Obviously, I was on that mic previously and I was hitting it too with a big problem.

It's very techy. It is techy. Tom's our Sam Man, he'll take care of it. He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. Maybe Tom should have taken care of it. Maybe Tom should have thought about it. Realized it was a problem last time. Hey Tom, we should call you a shooter. Always, you know, shoot it on this, shoot it on that. Yeah, that's a very good point back here.

The an outside voice that's sort of, yeah, pointing out the flaws of the song. It's good to say no that I'm not the only one that's mad at it. You can be a mediator. Yeah, I'd be great at that. So for me when Tom fucks up it makes me feel like he's a piece of shit. Yeah. Well maybe like Tom could stop fucking up. Yeah.

In a way that annoys you. Wow. Yeah. And maybe but maybe you could stop being such a little bitch. I mean that it helped. I think it helped. And if you take that on and perhaps you guys will arrive at a place that feels more safe. I was just wondering if I could get Zach to mediate between myself and Becky because she's

saying some things that are upsetting me quite a lot. Okay. When you call Broden a little bitch because I'm not sure where that's come from, where that hate, where that animosity is built from I'm afraid at any moment that you could lunge at me and that makes me feel scared and fearful and worried Okay, and how do you feel Becky? I feel that Mark is trying to make everything about him Which is kind of classic. That's bullshit. That's fucking bullshit. That's bullshit. That's bullshit That mate, you've had your chance to speak, this is Becky's chance.

Okay, again, like I was talking and he's just sort of latched right on. I did it, I didn't even fucking do that. Mark, this is Becky's chance to speak, okay? And I feel he's trying to suck everything from me, someone on the teeth. Wait, yeah. Do you think Becky that maybe you've been a little bit selfish with all of your speaking? Boom motherfucker, fuck you! Okay, Broden, I'd like you to mediate between five.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, well firstly, thanks for having me in here. Okay. Broden, I just like to stop by saying it's a really great energy in this room, and I think we can get through some roadblocks and really make some magic. Okay, Mark, I'm going to need you to mediate between me and Bro. Yeah, absolutely. I'm here for that.

Okay. No. Broden was annoying just then. All right. So now, so Broden, are you hearing Becky here? I'm hearing loud and clear. What you've done is you've made Becky feel annoyed. Is there anything you'd like to say to Becky?

Yeah, there is. I've said to you, but I think it's more just a statement. And it's, someone's a cunt. Oh, okay. All right. Zach, I'm going to need, but I think it's more just a statement and it's someone's account Okay, all right Zach. I'm gonna need you to mediate between Broden Someone's a coach. Okay, because the C word is is a big trigger word for me. Okay, sure sure Well, that's a word that Broden feels do you feel you need to use the C word today Broden? Okay, Becky To Zach for me. When he pointed his finger at me, I got a bit stiff.

Okay. And I don't know if that's a workplace thing or mentally something wrong with me, but I just need that resolved. All right, so you're upset because you're hard. Okay, Mark, I'm going to do it. All right, look, look, I already know how to sort this out. Broden, when a boy gets a stiff, the best thing to do is what my dad taught me is to

just wrap it around in like a tortilla. All right. And then put that in a microwave for about two to three minutes and then that'll stretch, and you can stretch your penis out, and you can roll it up. And then you can just put it in your pocket. Have you missed stuck in his advice about stringy cheese?

You know what? Now that you mentioned it, there was a lot of, there was a lot of un-eaten, big string cheese. He was talking about string cheese. He was, wasn't he? Yeah, I really fucked up my dick.

Oh, fuck. So Becky, tell us about your Airbnb. Oh, shit. I was, because I was just reading the paper this morning and I heard that you've got a crazy Airbnb and I'm reading, oh yes you're in the paper today. I'm always in the paper, the press just goes wild. We were in the paper today too so fuck you but yeah, like that's cool. Oh well. So Broden, I feel like you've got some aggression towards Becky. Go away. Yeah, well. So, Broden, I feel like you've got some aggression.

It's all these bad things. I will. Yeah, yeah. A lot of aggression here. Do you think, because it's such a tense time at this festival, we're all at each other's throws. That's it. I think we all want the same sales.

We want, hey, come see my show. You're like, Becky, I want to see Becky. Come see my show. I want to win. I want to win this contest. I want to win. And I see you as competition, direct competition. Yeah, and I have to say I feel the same.

Yeah, and you should. You're the best sketch comedy group at the festival in my first opinion. I've got a crazy sketch at the moment. Yeah, it's quite amazing. I can't actually go into it, because because of my position in the PC police, I'm not allowed to do this sketch anywhere, but my room.

All right, we'd love to use it if you want to do this sketch anywhere, but my room. I would love to, we'd love to use it if you want to sell us. Yeah, it's just, I probably shouldn't say. I was about your Airbnb because I was reading the news paper. I think we cut too far back. I ordered a, my friend Tom Cashman and Cameron James and I, one afternoon ordered a BNB. Oh, we didn't order, you don't really order one.

Are these all Sydney comics I understand? So did you, but the Airbnb did you? Tom Cashman did. Tom Cashman did, and I was riffing at the time. I was having a laugh with my friend. I drank one of those very intense energy drinks. You know, those small ones, close five hours. Yes, yes. So I was running my hands through a bowl of marble.

So I was doing, my hand was in a different place. I'm sure you can imagine. And Tom had been delegated the job of booking this Airbnb, but I do remember having a quick little squeeze and being like great entire apartment, owner delts lived downstairs, but not in your museum space. Yeah. Because it's a month we want our own space. Yeah. We're not going to budge on that. Yeah. You need someone to write you comedy jokes, comedians write jokes every day. You're able to sit there and write comedy jokes. Absolutely. I pace around and I say what is irking me. Yeah. And then you get them. You get your ten newspapers, you're

right, you're 17 tweets for the day. Absolutely. And you go about it. And then I, you get your 10 newspapers, you write your 17 tweets for the day. Absolutely. And you go about it. And then I have a writing you joke for the show, and then it bombs, and then I give a little one, and I ask someone what they do for a job. So that's my process. Yeah, okay. And you need space. Yeah, absolutely.

And so I turn up, I'm a bit hungover, I had a few beers before, you know. That's one of those. So that's the first of all, I can't wait to say no. Okay, back here. It's just, it's ever been all right. I've got a lot of anger and a lot of, I've got a lot of trauma that lets itself out with different parts of my life. Yeah, yeah.

For instance, I yelled at a man who sneezed on the box. I tell him, Elizabeth, he was, he was faking it obviously. But anyways, I arrive at my Airbnb, I'm the first it, obviously. But anyways, I arrive at my Airbnb, I'm the first one to arrive. And elderly Vietnamese retired couple open the door. And they're like, I'm not going to do the accent. And that's Tom Cashman? No, that's the couple. I can't idea.

So the couple have put their house. I think their food winked us, personally. But anyway, so we get there. And so it becomes very clear quite quickly that we are sharing an entire house with an old couple, just an old retired couple. And it's pretty like, you know, it's very, it's very Vietnam. It's like all tiled and you have to take your shoes off. And there's lots of, there's lots of those like,

you know, when you buy a photo frame and you have a family that's not yours in it, like a photo that's not, there's lots of those around the hat. Like photos of people they absolutely don't know. Oh my god. And there's like, they very sweet, that they have very limited English, and they're always popping up to say hello. The thermostat for the whole house is in my room. So at any point, she'll just, she's like, I'll come in at any time and change the temperature. She's threatening me. And then there's a, like, there's a cur curfew like a quiet curfew no unregistered guests unregistered yeah so you have to so if you're gonna have someone around yeah just like get a copy there but certificate in two passport photos so yeah I'm not gonna go home with

anyone obviously oh thank god yeah you'll be safe this festival. I will. Right, okay, so how long have you been there now? It's coming on our fifth day. Luckily, the beds are really uncomfortable too. Thank God. Do you were telling me that on Mondays they look after their grandchildren as well? Yeah, who are very loud.

So the house is a flurry with life. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's them and their two grandkids have just been bought bikes. So they're zooming around kind of unabashed. This is like, this is great material though. This is going to be, you think that, but you think that, but within two days, it's just life. Yeah.

Like, I'm just on the laptop and I'm like, hey, Van, like we're having lunch with them all the time. We had coffee and cake with them the other day and they were like telling us about how they were, they've had a really interesting life. She was put in jail for three years when her baby was six months and he was like, yeah, and I was in a refugee care for six years and we're like, yeah, but we didn't think we were gonna have to share the kitchen. So like... We've all got a team mate. Sad for everyone. Yeah.

So yeah, that's what's happening there. That's great. That's so funny. Yeah, we're watching King of Queens. And it was too loud and it came up the stairs and was like So you guys were laughing too loud. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's such a funny show Probably for me the most consistent with quality over it's run from From the first season Doug and Carrie and obviously Arthur moving in yeah

season Doug and Carrie and obviously Arthur moving in. Yeah. Kevin James has gone on to, do you know Kevin James? Kevin James is not in it anymore. No, no, no, just from time. Kevin James is someone who should be dead. Yeah, he will. I think in the Adamson, Lecannon, he's essentially replaced Chris Farley as the fat Jolly. Yeah, well, if you see any movies now, he's the fat Jolly friend. Do you know Zookeeper, which is I think a happy medicine production, and he made a gross, something like 140 million? Man, if he doesn't get shit sprayed on his face at some point,

do you mean that? That's a staple. That's like in his contract. You want a gross 140 million, you got to have that shot. You get a bigger idea how it happens. I don't know why this is funny, but one of my favorite photos on the internet is this isn't funny, but hopefully it is, it's some degree to someone, is just the Spanish title version of Zookeeper, the poster, and it's just him like going down a water

slide with a giraffe, and it's called Gardian Dallazoological. It's just the stupidest thing. The guardian of the zoo. The guardian of the zoo. The water slide with the giraffe. Here's the guardian of the zoo. It just makes me want to watch that movie real quick. It's too official for a guy who just replaces slop. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Traffic on the Queen's abyss night. I don't care cuz I want to do

Is cash my ticket drive right home to you. I know the lyrics if you notice that So it's my dad's favorite show that's We're gonna ring dead oh Can you say I I'm going to put you on. Oh no. He'll call back at some point and we'll talk about it. When he calls, can you say, can I put you onto my assistant Becky? Yeah.

And then I'll say, hi there, I'm going to put you on a burden. Yeah, yeah, great. It was his birthday, say, turn 54. Oh, I'll be happy to talk about King of Queens. Yes, so'll be happening. Talk about King of Queens. Yes. So yes. No. And you're there for another what fucking 20, 20 days of the season. Yeah. They're always asking about my shows and it's like they were just hate it dick. You lose them at that and then there's another hour to go. It would be sooo bizarre if they turned up, I'd be so upset.

You know that thing when people say, I'd love to come to your show and you're just like, I don't want you to come to my show. I don't like my show. I know, I just, I don't think I can't imagine who would like it really. But if you are listening, yeah, when's it on? I really like your post to this year. Thank you. I'm sorry to go into the details of it. It's Annalise has made it the same person who made our post.

Yeah, yeah, Becky is with the same management team as us, Centrient Attainment, who are an incredible sub-blogger. Oh, they do not. I'm actually branching off into Millennial. Oh, really? Into Tainment. What is that? Tell us about that.

I can't tell you, you'll figure it out one day. Sinos. Sinos. We're looking, we're looking for new management. I really like it. Yeah, we're thinking of going to decade and to turn. Yeah. Just step it down.

Step it down to decade and to turn. Fort Nightly. Wait, century is a hundred. Yeah. A decade is ten. What would it be? One bee. Oh no.

Year. What? Year. A year. Yeah. I'm getting signed with year. They... They see how you're going here to you. Yeah, that's the thing with centuries.

You have to sign 100. It's 100. That's the sign they got there now. Yeah. I thought it was an ode to Donald Bradman and how many great runs. It's a cricket. That's because you can't fucking get out. They trap you.

They trap you. What do you think about clean comedy? I love squeaky clean comedy that's for me. If you can't get a laugh without using an F word or a C word, or saying like talking about butts or balls or anything Oh my god, like that. Testicles, vaginas, pussy, holes, knob, nobins, they, forks, the bees are underneath the forkskin that can get like crud. I can get yellow stuff in it. Now I'm hearing a fuzz.

Yeah. Oh, now it's in the police force, the fuzz. Yeah, my boys are coming for backup. Oh, how can that be? Thank you, it's my turn. Are you there now? Hello. When you say you're talking about the fuzz, are you worried about some

the the man stepping on us and our good time? Or are you talking about the electrical cord in your microphone going a bit fuzzy? I'm talking about the hair on your asshole. Yeah, that's the worst fuzz. Dick is always talking about the hair on your asshole bro. Yeah, I'm obsessed with it. It comes to a point like a pussy on a marsupial. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's right. You're doing it anyway, I love clean comedy. Have you ever tried to get rid of the hair on your asshole?

Always, I'm constantly trying to get rid of the hair on my asshole. It's just, it's a healthy, it's a, you have to use a mirror. Oh. And it's a leg in the air operation. Yeah, because I tried to do it in the have to use a mirror. Oh. And it's a leg in the air operation. Yeah. Because I tried to do it in the shower once without a mirror. And it was just like, I took the safety razor.

And it was one, one thing. And I looked in, there was so much more hair there than I expected. Well, you're an Italian boy. I know. I know. And then it just started to hurt. It started to steer real bad.

Learing hair from your gooch is just not a good time for anyone I don't. And if anyone wants to subscribe to our Patreon, just head to patreon.com, so fuck me in the face. I remember when I was doing a show, so we have a clean comedy, the Bull and Bear, Tavin. Oh yeah, two other comics a years ago. And the, like like the barkeep yeah yeah legari and they're

bar yes and they're barro he was um his name was brion and the whole place smelled like a fart like in a big

way. Oh, well, it's very very like a undeniable fart smell. So too many beans around. Could you say? Well, I'll get to that. Brian was a tight-lipped Irishman. He had no lips. It was very... Hang on. Hang on. Wait. If you tight-lipped, or did he have no lips? No,

it was quite a... Okay, loose. Okay. I understand what you say. He snitched. He'd tell you anything, but he had no lips. No, well, quite a, okay, loose, okay. I understand what you say. Or the D. He snitched. He'd tell you anything, but he had no lips. It was a physicality thing. Very chart lips. Yeah, I can't write. Very stern.

A little mouth, like a little... Yeah, like an asshole. A little mouth or a big one. A little mouth, tight lips. Yeah, I know what you say. But quite talkative. Did he talk like this? Oh, I know, Becky.

Oh, probably. He's okay. Yeah, probably like this? Oh, I'm Becky. Oh, I'm from Omen. Yeah, I'm from Omen, and I've got a little bit. He was, yeah, I mean, I don't know if it was a little, but anyway, there was a tightness to him. Always very stressed, because things weren't going well. And he had a bunch of comedy shows. He hated it. Yeah. And I remember him saying to us, like, I just don't know about these comedians with their

f-f words and their c words and they're just hated. It's like your whole play smells like a shit. And then a year later, I went back and it smelled really good. Like the play smelled like a beautiful perfume. And I asked him, I was like, why does it smell so good? And he's like, yeah, apparently a piped burst that was shit lying in the walls. Shit in the roof, shit in the walls, no one wanted to order the calamari. I love that that was the reason. If people were still ordering the calamari,

he would have left the shit there. That's the best story telling ever. Speaking of course, clean comedy. I'm on my Facebook the other day, someone was like, does anyone know, anyone know any good comedy festival recommendations? No, swearing. No, oh, come on.

And I wanted to just go through and just give her the worst fucking possible show to say. Yeah well that's the thing because I hadn't over the other day. This guy told me he's like I love you see I'm like okay of course you do. But he told me this really graphic, his favorite joke from He's the which is like a graphic joke about going down on a woman. I'm sitting in the oven feeling really uncomfortable. I can't imagine why that was uncomfortable. He's like, we're driving along and then he goes, you don't swear do you?

Like the fact that I would like, he's trapped me and his Uber, telling him about going down on a woman. But if I swear that would be the worst thing in the world. It's so annoying because I'm like, the cleanest comedian was Bill Cosby. Yeah, yeah. Like, and why is that? He's just And why is that? He's just... F***ing... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cast just pull it all together. Yeah, I can't do it in my solo show. That's a lot of loose. I need to work on that. I do. But your solo show, it's Little Bitch. It's got a good post, best title. It's on a 16th of the Athenaeum. The show's called Little Bitch. Zach wasn't just calling Becky Little Bitch. No, he knows. Oh, he has. Called her a Little Bitch several times.

Becky Lucas. I'm in the Intrivate. Okay. Shut up. Becky Lucas. Little Bitch. Little fucking bitch. Becky Lucas. Becky Lucas. I'm a little fucking piece of shit bitch. So Becky Lucas. Little bitch. Her show is called Little Bitch. Little bitch. That was called the tea cake boys. Okay, I'm Broden, I'm a super-carned arm. Playing at the expert. So you're on at 715 at the Greek centre.

No, no, that's not. So, okay, I'm on it 235, that's my poor cheddar. Yeah, I'm poor cheddar. And I'm on Tuesdays. And you're on Tuesdays. Yeah, so all tickets are off price. If you show your ticket, am I right in saying they get a free second bread bowl? Yeah. Wait a minute, hang on.

Tuesdays, Tuesdays, 235 at La Bocaetta. Are you sure you're Becky Lucas and not a Ville Scalopeanie? Well, that's funny that you mentioned that because if you buy the veal Scullopini, you get to bring in one friend if they're Chinese. That's right, I told about that, the exclusiveness and the bringing people together. It's a cultural show. Yeah. Well, Becky, we want to thank you so much for coming in. And I want to thank you guys for having me on on-site. I could just say one thing and I do want to say this. I really admire you guys.

I think we'll have a big comment in my year back in. I admire you guys. I think you're one of the strong, so cool, and I'm the same. OK, guys, I'm gonna get on up. Because we have a lot of fans who love stand-up comedy and they'd love to go see. Maybe just do one of your best jokes.

All right, why don't you give me a talk? Well, OK, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do comedy as an older Greek comic. And you give me a topic. Okay, you're grandkids are coming over, your grandkids come over every Sunday. All right, so stuff they get up to. Okay, all right, well, so I've got my free shop, right?

I've got, so I'm back, I'm up at the units because I'm doing them up, I'm gonna sell them at a good price, so I've got my free shop, right? I've got... LAUGHTER So, I'm back. I'm up at the units because I'm doing them up. I'm going to sell them at a good price, because that's what you do. This is the premise of the joke. So I'm up at my units because what you do is you buy low and then you sell high. So I'm there.

I've got my free shop. And then I get home, my wife says the grandkids are coming over and I go, you know what? I'm going back to the food shop, baby. I'm there for my the food shop baby. I'm there. It's Becky Lucas little bitch check her out at the Melbourne International. Massive.

I'll hold you down. The show. Becky Lucas massive fuckhead playing at the comedy festival. Lappel Cheddar, two f-ing. No two, thirty five, but two fifteen seating. She's a great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great2.15 seating. She's a pretty great person. She's a pretty great person. Bring a tiny one, friend. Yeah, there's all that.

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It's a family friendly show. There's no swearing. There's no... But do you show my shaved anus? That's true. There's no swearing. There's no But I do show my shoe show my shaved a nose. That's true That is that's no swearing But you give away the whole that's the whole finale It's a climax That's what he

Another meeting for taught us Tuesday I love the notion of a really normal stand-up show. So this is that, the show. And that was when I realised that I wasn't ever going to go back. Thank you. I've been Becky Lucas. You can't want to see my shaved-dainus. Oh, oh, oh, oh. We'll see you again soon.

Thank you guys. And Mike from Fuzzy. you