Aunty Donna Podcast - Meeting Marge

Episode Date: December 6, 2022

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Gide legends are welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week we are joined by a very special guest from an animated sitcom. Now remember, if you are loving the pod you can get access to the video and bonus episodes at AntiDonnaClub.com. You listen to the only proper podcast. The greatest fucking podcast in the world. But I'm like attacking sometimes and yes, we hope you enjoy the part of the fucking podcast. And hello, welcome to the anti-donner podcast, starring your favorite friends.

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You gotta stop giving me thumbs up and let me know. I'm just saying I'm doing a good job. I know, but I'm not used to that sort of, you know, like positivity in my life. It's, thank you, thank you. It's another thumbs up, third thumbs up so far. We are doing anti-donna podcast with your favorite friends, Brotin Mark.

And Zach, but Zach, Zach can't be here today. Refuse is to be here today. Am I right or am I wrong? He's on strike. He's on strike because I'm not. He's a fucking carn. Well, we're not paying him enough. He's talking about it.

We're talking about it. He owns the exact same as us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not enough for his lavish lifestyle. Zach has started to enjoy the finer things in life. He's a member of groups. He's a part of Ralph Fines Patreon, you know, the finer things. He loves the finer things. One with Ralph finds have a Patreon worth millions and millions of dollars internationally claimed. Good play to connect with your fan.

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Ralph. Is it dope? Is it?, isn't it? Ralph. Is it though? Is it? I don't know. Ralph Fines. It's probably Ray. I get a fucking motherfucker's name's wrong all the time. That's like, what is it?

I get that from my dad. I just being stupid. But what's that sh- That sh- What? Cool movie. I watched those Ralph Fines. Netflix. Netflix.

Netflix. What the fuck are you talking about? He's in a- I don't know what fucking cool movie you've watched on Netflix. There's so many. There's so many. And about- it's about the- Shindler's List.

No, not that one. Harry Potter. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hulles. No, it's a Netflix original and it's really thrilling. It's about a man trawling through like an old like archaeological area. Quiz show.

The end of the affair. Made in Manhattan, the constant gardener. Inverte. He is in Made in Manhattan. The Duchess. The Red Flicks right now and look up Ralph Fines. Is it Ralph? Is it? I think I've called him Ralph Fines, Is it Ralph? Is it?

I think I've calling Ralph Fines, but it's always been. I wonder if I'm doing the right thing here, but it comes from me from it's Ralph Fines. It's Spelt Ralph. It's pronounced Ralph. Ralph? Yeah. I'll take it all back.

Is he Irish or something? Musby. He's not better. The movie's called The Dig. All right. Anyway, I gotta go, I gotta go. All right, good point. The protest, when you guys leave on the bus,

I gotta throw rocks at you and yell, scab, scab. Don't start a union, but, you know, follow your dreams to be a beautiful beling dancer. Ooh. This one's a dance star. What? He just wants to fucking dance star. I just wanna fucking dance star. What? He just wants to fucking dance star. I just want to fucking dance star.

Billy Elliott. Yes. Goes out with a Mara. Or in the musical. I just want to fucking dance star. I just want to fucking dance star. It's not the musical, it's my imagine. I never saw Billy Elliott the musical. But I measure. But I just want to fucking dance But the two of you Learned dance from one of I have the stars I have the code of that of the Australian production anyway

He left he went out to protest your David wanted David But I don't know if anyone knows this but but a Zac and Broden at one point in their lives one of the tut to Lich of David Wyden who was a star of Billy Elliott the musical And I've left on the Still talking yeah, I know you've gone straight you're on strike because we have a very special guest Should I come back? I've just got a we're talking talking about Billy Elliot, the musical, we have a line to one of the biggest music theatre performers in Australia. Joe Koski.

We haven't called Joe in ages. Yeah, we've got over it. Hello. Joe! Hello. Joe, it's Broden Kelly. Oh, band. and Zach and Mark joke way here to brother What was that mark that was actually Zach but he said we're here to brother you are on speaker phone

Don't speak ill of Zach and Mark Joe got a question brother Alright, wasn't gonna... Joe! I've got a question! Brother! See what's going on? So hard, so quick. Brother!

Is there a song in Billie Elyard, the musical that goes like this? I just wanna fucking dance that! I just wanna fucking dance! You chopped up Mum's piano for fire! You're wooden now I wanna dance! Yeah, yeah, that's the... Joe! Joe!

Joe! Joe, what was it like being under the tutelage of one of the stars of the Australian production of Billy Elliot, David Wyman? Ah! Just say good. What was it like being under the tutelage of such a star? Yeah, that was pretty good. We have organized a special...

Joe! Joe! You got a special guest for you, Joe! Brought in and speak up, you're on speakerphone, you might not be able to hear you. Joe! Yep. Joe! What was your favorite show in the 90s

Joe you can't say Rocco's modern life Joe too obvious All house not an animation wrong animation wrong wrong again Joe Yep, what's's your favourite animated show from the 90s? Joe! Joe? Mate? No, mate, no!

No, mate, no! Wrong again! You can't say South Park, even though it started in 97. It's Golden Age was the 2000s you understand Joe Think golden age of the 90s Joe big Joe Time primetime channel 10 Joe come on you got this come on mate Great we got there you dopey cunt hey hey Apologize Joe Joe I'm, Joe. Don't say that.

That's really mean. I'm sorry, man. I'm on stage right now, Joe. No, I'm not. Joe, congrats on Shrek. Thanks. Joe, tell them what I did the other day. Yeah. What you haven't told them? No. No, Joe. No, Joe. No, Joe. No, Joe. Tell everyone I know, Joe.

Tell everyone what bro did, Joe. They got to know. Joe. Joe, they got to know Joe. Bro, you wanted to get a hold of me while I was performing in a musical. So he called the box office. The box office obviously sells tickets. There's nothing to do with the company.

And the box office relayed his message to stage door who then relayed his message to stage door, who then relayed his message to my company manager, who then relayed the message to the assistant company manager to deliver me after the show. And the message said to call him immediately. So I was fucking extremely stressed that something had fucking gone wrong. And I thought something horrible had happened and I called Broden so that he could tell me that he'd made a new character on NBA2K. Sounds like a bit of a cut move from Bro there Joe. Joe, that's a cut move from Bro Joe. I guess we're all cunt, Joe.

Joe. This is me man. Can you just let me message you? Joe, mate, Joe. You less think, can you hear me? I know you're on speaker. What? Can you hear me, Joe?

Yes. We're gonna bring in a character now. I'm gonna play a character. Do you wanna stick around? Beat the character. Sure. You can't talk much though, Joe, we'll just have you on the phone. I can't ever talk anyway though.

You don't, you don't got much on in your, in your normal life, Joe? He's preparing for the stage, Mark. Are you ready to walk out on stage? Yeah. Are you at the, where are you, Joe? Joe, where are you, Joe? Joe, where are you? I'm in a hurry and Sydney.

Sydney! Joe, Joe! Sydney! Joe, we're going to bring in the character now, Joe. Is it going to be hard with the... Because he's using your microphone, Broden. It'll be fine. Are you sure I just think it might be a bit difficult.

I just realized that you're sharing a microphone. We'll have to listen back. That's fine, man. It's fine. I don't know, it's just Broden's sharing a microphone. Joe, Joe, you here there, mate? Yes. I know I got your hopes up about me

to get the character, Joe. But I've got some bad news It's fine. It's I'm making an executive decision Joe you got to go Oh Joe's got to go. Oh, no Joe you got to go Yeah Joe, where can we see? Come from away. It's on at the moment, you're the star of the show, Joe, it's playing in Sydney currently, where are you off to next? Oh no, man. And we lost it.

Oh, we lost Joe. That's very, it's a big shame, I would have loved to have heard about all the things he was up to on stage. And he's going to mismeeting our guest and he's going to mismeeting our guest. He is going to mismeeting our guest. I'm glad I stepped in by the way because that would have been 10 minutes of me awkwardly sitting. We are, I think it would have been fine. It would have been fine. And I had a lot of fun talking to Joe.

He's fun. Joe. He's fun. He plays along. We had him sing that time. I think a lot of people think that that's the only time that I talk to Joe and that's true. Now we have a very special guest coming on this podcast. Sack is away. He's off his Shriter Formula Union. He's trying to strike because the luxurious life he's now living we can't afford to pay for.

So instead, are we taking an outbreak at some point? Oh yeah, you're in charge of that. It's 12 minutes when it's in the end of an outbreak. Oh, well, when your character is on and it hits 15, you have to somehow let us know that we need to be in that. Oh my god, so quite a lot of pressure for me. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm behind the desk today. So yeah, Zach's in charge of the podcast.

Those watching at home have probably been able to see all through the best of and the hammer boy, a lightning boy, the Zach is behind the desk, he's running the show, Tom is striking. We haven't been paying him enough. The Zach is striking. Now I'm going to start striking. See your pattern here. See a pattern here?

See a pattern here? I'll go on Striking, then there'll be no one to press the record button. All right. Would you record Leggoosama Rama in here? So you've upskilled. I do. I've upskilled for Missionsax Leggoosama Rama.

Yes, that's true. I used to do all the audio editing when we were doing it over Zoom and then I called Mish after a few weeks and I said, it's been wonderful learning this skill. I'd like to put all our money towards Tom doing it from now on. Because it sucks. Anyway, go on strike. Alright, Haru. Say how to Tom, you're a bunch of scabs.

Yeah. I'll see you later. I'll see you later. I'll see you later. Go on strike alright, Haru say how to Tom your bunch of scabs. Yeah I'll be goes I'll be goes Our next guest is From the hit 90s Longest running animated sitcom in the world. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, surely no it absolutely It was ten years ago. There's something in like I'm gonna fucking Russia or some shit. No, it is, it's famously the longest. How many seasons, 30 in the 30s? In the 30s.

34 potentially. Please welcome, she is the head of the Simpsons family. The matriarch. If Simpsons. Hey boys, it's me, Marge. Hi, Marge. Marge Simpsons, you have been, you're in the Simpsons? Yes, in the Simpsons movie, a homey and homey didn't do too well in that one.

He got so obsessed with Spider-Pick, and then we had a fight. I've sent him a video message. I could tell you all about it after the break. Well we are back from that break. As I look into Zack's face, as you realize he's got 15 minutes left of Marge. I think Marge, do you have a job tell us about your life what do you do? I do not have a job as your capitalist system would state but I am a... You play an important... You play an important... Yeah. You play an important... You play an important... You play an important... You play an important... You play an important... You play an important... You play an important... You play an important...

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Yeah, real rough on those chords. My name is Marge Simpson, and I am the husband of Halmer. Max is on his phone. The director of the camera operator for this. We've got Marge Simpson in. From Simpsons! From Simpsons.

And Max, you are on your phone? I'm doing things for our TV show. He's doing things for our TV show. He's a regular Steven Spielberg. Both director and producer. Do you like his worth like billions of dollars? He's not Max. No, not Max.

No, Steven Spielberg. Yes. Do you have any questions about me? Yes, for the Simpson's clan. I'd love to hear about the Simpson's clan. Yeah, it's just using weird words, just this weird thing I like it. Thank you for your compliment, Browden, if only helped me gave me such compliments. Yeah, because I would say, uh... Because due to his lack of compliments... He could not be asked for that. But I can't sit at a lesbian affair with the woman I drove into the desert.

I don't know if they were going to... I don't know. I'm not going to grow up in each other out. I think they're just more friends. I had lesbian feelings for that woman. All right, you have no fear enough. But that's based on the film, what's the film? The Whale Mar and the Whales.

No, that is my sister, Irith and Ma. No, no homey, and one of them was food. By an actor who loved to have sex with fish, folded to a marriage, a loveless marriage, so he could cover up the fact that he was having intercourse with fish. Trying to claw. Yes. Well, I was trying to claw. Yes. Um.

Well, I was about to ask. It would be, you know, the question to us would be, what's your favorite episode, but I guess to Marge, it would be what's your favorite experience? You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it.

You've got to let me finish it. I'm sorry, go. Well, I mean, it's done now, but I I apologize I apologize except that you are right to use the episodes to me their life Experiences though my lived experiences different to yours Mine lives in these half hour blocks. There is a darkness during your ad breaks

Darkness when the show is not being watched My dimension exists out in the episodes Does this make sense? Yeah, yeah. Burns? My daughter, Maggie. She was the culprit, but I would do anything to protect her. And Shelbyville, which is the city adjacent to the rival city. Sorry, my ears hurting. No, is it because of my voice? No, no, no, no, things with the head. That's okay. When my home? No, no, no, no, I think it's just the head phone. That's okay. When my home. Yeah, I'll be fine.

Do you want me to stop? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, just want to have dropped out for a little bit. I am fine. I will be fine. March. March ear hurts from the head phone. Yeah.

He's just going to step back a bit and play with his ear. Yeah, I can't tell if it's like an ear thing or a... It's probably the head phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so sorry. I have that with like an ear thing or a habit. The headphone. Yeah, I'm so sorry. I just want to do and dress it. I just wanted to adjust it. Yeah, that's okay. March.

Just so you know, March's going to focus on you. How are we? I might take the headphones off. I am a half of this. There's no sound being played. Yeah, you're having a, you're having a,

because you've only got one. I do that. I'm listening at home at the Bernanese one. But I do that because I can hear what's going on in my microphone, but then I also like to have a viable one while it's having in the room. Yeah, do you want me to turn down the room? No, no, no, it's got nothing to do with the volume.

It's might be a pressure thing. Oh, okay. I'm just having the other questions for me. You might want to get my ear just from... No, no, no, very happy to move on from the ear. I just want more of it, Mark's ear. Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll be boy. He'll look after myself. You sure? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you okay to move in?

Yeah, I've been living on my own for years. I'm happy to move ahead. Thank you, March. Thank you, March. March, you, uh, uh, Married Time. Yes, um, may I home me? Yes. Yeah, you're afraid to him is, uh, and they home me Yes, yeah, you're afraid of him as as your homie. Yes Now you've been married for over 34 years. Yes Give us some hot tips and tricks to how do you keep the passion alive? Home and I are ageless

We have been married for 34 years yet. have not aged today. And what is most peculiar? March. March, Simpson? Is when you look at the flashbacks of the latter seasons, we were about 10 ages in the 90s. Do you understand the strange reality we live in? Yeah. Not only are we a hajeless our past it ages with us I Have been a child of the 70s and a child of the nine kids and 80s March March Simpson

Graciously being I guess on the podcast this week. Yeah, yeah, Marge is a Tall blue hair whiz green dress as he on skin and pearls and pearls around her neck. What color are those pearls orange? Yeah, yeah, I'm dread I put Yeah, something that depends on the the colorist. Yeah, they leave a groove and you have a big you have a big ball of They leave a groove. And you have a big ball of pills in your cupboard. Yeah, in your drawer. But how I keep my pills. My daughter Maggie has a rival baby.

Yes, the one I brought baby. Yeah. Yes, this is Maggie's rival baby. I believe is Mayor Quimby's daughter. I couldn't tell. Really? Is that, yeah, I believe. Yeah, something. Mayor Quimby, a corrupt politician,

dragging down Springfield with his aberus greed and lustful privileges. Marge Simpson, everyone. Marge Simpson, Recently, but... But, my little boy. Yes, that's right, Marge Simpson. Some people think he was a delinquent. Sam?

Yeah, a real Dennis the Menace. I have to say, it has a sling shot he uses. Yes, in the movie. That's a weapon when they exposed his genitalia. I was not happy. I said this is child pornography. Mmm, I protect my children. Well, I mean, is Willie still in that up in the movies, I. My husband, the home, he works at a new killer power plant.

But he is stupid. And he's the safety officer. I worried. Works in section seven. I couldn't tell you. I stayed home preparing the meat health. Marge Simpson. Marge Simpson.

Marge Simpson. Marge. Yes! Now, are you familiar with the term A-CAB? What cops are bastards? Er, yeah. Well, you were a cop for a short time. Yeah, you wasn't the police force.

And I would love to hear your thoughts on that movement. You brought down the famous denim racket. I have to say, under here, years first, under the fox umbrella, and now in the Disney, I have maintained my political neutrality. It is hard being the wife of a foolish man, the mother of a gifted daughter, and of a child that is so very much on the edge of destruction. I cannot engage with the politics of your world. You have very tall hair. Yes.

Toren blue. Now Margie went through a period of losing your hair because of stress. What was that like a lot of people connect a lot of their identity in their self-worth to their hair? I would argue that that's definitely what I interpreted from that episode. So we've been quite an emotional struggle. What were some of the steps you took to rectify that sort of situation so that you didn't enter kind of like a depressive state. And I have entered depressive states before, as I mentioned on your best of episode, when my husband got a job at another place in another town with Scorpio.

Scorpio, yeah. Scorpio. Scorpio. Scorpio. I thought it was Scorpio. Scorpio. Scorpio. Scorpio. Hanks. Scorpio. This is how much my husband tells me. He left me alone. He was working long hours. He was working long hours. He left me home alone, but not only that, this house was automated. My role as a home giver was challenged at a most fun event. as a home giver was challenged at a most fun event. And in this time I took to the wine, I took to the bottle to numb the feelings

of inadequacy that this culture has created. I had a very depressive episode and that it's where we decided to return to Springfield. Yeah, even though home was quite happy there. And Lisa was allergic to flowers, but was too smart for the class they put him in. No, no, he was too stupid so they put him into the remedial class.

Yeah, I hated that. And he hated that because it was too much. And I need you to understand, I am my children. As a home giver, my value, my worth is in my children to see them suffer makes me myself suffer too. Right I want to hear the plug. I'm here to plug that all episodes of the Simpsons are now a Disney plus not just in widespread but also in its original aspect ratio. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Don't worry, those visual jokes that you're all missing are now available in the original aspect ratio. And that's right, because when it first came out on Disney Plus, they had widescreened the old one and changed. What ratio was the citizens originally in Max Miller? What mindset for three? Four three, but then they put it into what ratio did they put it into? Sixteen, nine, the sex ratio.

Joe? For the good news. Joe, some good news. We're just sitting here with Marge Simpson. She has told us, say it again, Marge. Joe, are you a fan of the Simpsons? Huge fan. And I suppose you were upset to discover the cinematic ratio that the earlier episodes had so savage dream and chopped up into... the earlier episodes and so savage dream and chopped up into... I was, Joe Margersonson is just talking about how, uh,

when Disney Plus first uploaded all the episodes. You know, of The Simpsons, it was in 4-3, oh no, it was in 16-9, and, uh, and then they, and you missed a lot of visual games. Okay, visual jokes were missing, Joe. And not only that that it undermines the creative vision of the animators we talk much of the writers but what of the animators Joe my Simpson Joe what do you have to say to my Simpson well she's announcing but now it's available in all ratios you can choose, Jeff. Joe, are you on Disney Plus, Joe?

I imagine you've got all those streaming services. What is it, imagine a new man? Yeah, I'm free to imagine what I want. Joe, we just wanted to let you know, maybe you can go watch an episode of The Simpsons or two. Ha ha ha. Thank you. All right, bye mate. Bye, bye Joe.

Bye, Joe. Bye, my, my, my, Joe. Well, my daughter, she plays a brass instrument. The saxophone. With such a plum and I've sat her down and I said, child, if you wish to get into the arts, it's a challenging life. But I want to give you a courage.

Take it's really, really gone. It's really not for a first time viewer anymore, is it? No, no, no, it's the vol- Well, that's because they're listeners. Ah! Very good, my Simpson. That's the sort of wit I could bring if I wasn't always bound by the stupidity of her me. Did you get it the voice?

I've considered it multiple times. Yeah, they split for a while and home lived in the cubby at the back. Your daughter Lisa was taught by a musician in China called Bleeding Guns Murphy. Yes, you returned as a ghost. Yes, there was a baby. You returned in the clouds, a giant head floating above Springfield. Along with other characters? Is the M Mufasa.

And that's very dark. And the guy doesn't see an invoice. I believe it was just James Lovic. And we all saw it, but we don't speak of it for fear that others in Shelbyville think we are crazy. You know that they have sex with their cousins. They fuck their cousins. That's the formation of the city.

The disgusting inbreds. And they are to kill Ementree. And you reclaimed it. Yes. I think that's my favourite episode. I rewashed it recently. Lemon tree of Troy? Yeah.

Yeah, it's a great episode. Lemon of Troy. Is it just lemon of Troy? A women of Troy. A women of Troy. I thought it was lemon tree of Troy. Perhaps. When we went...

No, I might be wrong. I might be wrong. No, no, no, no, no. I imagine I'm wrong. I'm the dumbest kind of. I know. It doesn't matter who it who was right when we went to the theme I was lemon of trust when we went you were right doesn't matter. I don't know if there's anything I was saying you were right. I don't I don't want to I don't want to bring attention myself and how clever I am with Simpson's trivia

You have Simpson's I love the Simpson's I want you to know that if we're out of trivia night You would have I would have gone. No, I would have got the point. I would have gone, I trust Brody on this one, I'm probably wrong. When we went to the theme park, the audio and the metronink tours, they came to life and tried to kill us. You could make universal studios, and you went on the citizens' room? Each and scratchy land. Oh, you're all right, so I went to then a whole nother place. The flash photography.

The flash photography is how you ended up conquering the robets. Yes. Yeah. I'm mad. Yeah, we're done. And we're done. So thank you for coming on and announcing this huge aspect ratio thing. It happened a fucking like a couple of years ago.

It is. Yeah, but before COVID. Before COVID-19. Oh, I thought you said COVID. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week!