Aunty Donna Podcast - #Meijgate
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You listen to the only dollar forecast
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We hope you enjoy the part of a fucking podcast
When it comes to who's earning the most dough
The Dono's pizza box is topping the list
Don't make taking home more than $36 million in the last financial year.
That's almost 435 times the average Australian wage.
And here's a guy named Nanna Yeh, seems wrong to me.
Imagine how many households at feed.
$36 million. Well, I hope he's worth it.
The country's best paid CEOs work for Domino's Westfield and the quarry bank, all with pay
packets above $25 million.
And then there's more tax paid.
Good morning, faithful listeners.
We're releasing this in the afternoon of Wednesday, the 18th of July 2018.
I didn't think we'd have to say it.
This was, this just started as was started as a funny sketch podcast.
Just a sketch podcast that we do weekly and occasionally that comedy would
via towards funny brands. So often we did jokes about La Polketta.
We've done Peter Hut with Domino's Hungry Jacks.
The two pizza companies that we've focused on primarily in this silly little podcast with eight listeners
is Domino's and La Polketta. And both both of those. Domino's and La Polketta both of them. Both of them
have had very huge huge controversies and yeah here we are here we are within 12 months recording our
second emergency pizza podcast yes because these companies are in the news
whether right or wrong and we should state as well that we have we have a
larger connection with obviously La Poquette if you haven't listened to that
episode go back give it a listen essentially just the cliff obviously La Poquetta if you haven't listened to that episode go back or listen to that. Go back, give it a listen. Essentially just the cliff notes La Poquetta killed
people. La Poquetta wasn't the people they were whole but like underground we're just tied in
basically the mafia. La Poquetta equals mafia is what we learnt from that. And in this time we
we have a bit more of a connection to Domino's, Don flew us up to Don May the 36 million dollar
man, flew us up to Brisbane and we had a tour of Domino's which will be a short film
that we're releasing for cans in two weeks.
That's right.
So for those of you who aren't across the huge news that has come out is that Don May,
a close friend of the anti-donut podcast, has been labeled as
the highest paid CEO in Australia, almost $30 million more, $11 million more.
Then us.
Then us, and the people just below him who work for the Westfield.
Westfield Court, the Corridor Bank. Yeah. And a lot of people are like, you know, confused as to how
did he have a pizza boy?
I'm angry.
How did a pizza boy who started off delivering pizzas
for Domino's, or some shit, I can't remember,
work his way up the ladder so much
that he is now Australia's highest paid CEO.
We're calling this MAGate.
MAGate, M for clarity, ME, IJ, GATE, not M-A-I, J-I.
M-E-I-J.
M-E-I-J.
M-E-I-J.
GATE.
G-A-T-E.
M-E-I-J.
M-E-I.
I want under this really tense music.
M. MAGate, MAGate, not ME, I-GATE. I want to do this really tense music
May go may go not may why gate not me age gate no, I got this would have been better happen in May
But no, it's in but no the truth is in July it's in July
So second emergency pizza podcast. I'm mad. Can I say that are you mad about how much I'm mad? I'm mad at them. It's been earning. No, I'm mad at the mad about how much I'm mad at them? I'm mad at them. I'm mad at them. I'm mad at them. I'm mad at them. I'm mad at the medium. Yep. I'm mad at the lack of truth.
Uh-huh. I'm mad that this is just coming to our attention now. Uh-huh. Yeah, I wish Don had been up front and told us when we met him in person.
Yeah. I wish that was the first thing that came out of his mouth.
Mm-hmm. I am 30 years away in a year. Great. Great, thank you. Now we can go for a night.
Not even, not even hello.
No, I don't need a hello.
From someone that rich, I need to know the kind of bull
that's missing his pocket.
Yeah.
Do you know what it is?
We've had some high profile guests on this.
Huge.
I reckon accumulatively.
Yeah.
We had some big people who've made a lot of money.
Like Bob Sagitt owns full house, I think,
or a large portion of it.
It's probably an EP on it at the very little.
Domay.
We've a lot of money gone through this podcast.
There is, there is.
And we haven't seen a fucking sense of it.
Not a crump.
So.
Not a domino's crump.
We have a, we have a lot of drinks. We have a lot of it. Not a crump. So not a dominoes crump. We have a we have a we have a good thing and the coffees are on you. She was. Yeah, we actually don't do coffees at
Domino's though. Unfortunately, I wasn't saying Domino's coffees. Just because we find that
that's a space that people really have. You know, you've got your McAfees, you've also got your
local coffee places and whilst we did experiment for a time
with coffees at Domino's,
we felt that it was really important to focus
on those decadent treats.
Coffee is a practical,
has some coffee getting out of there.
We just thought let's focus on those
delectable treats, soft drink, pizzas,
subs.
That's what we really wanted to focus on at Dove Nose. Don't I
just obsis zagging around these questions? We got some hard-hidden questions.
We appreciate you coming in. I imagine this is a hard week for you. It's gonna be a hard week. You are 36. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, weeks. Right, yeah, yeah. I know, imagine you've got more than 36 million,
because I can't imagine that you've...
You only earned this year.
Like, you know, I can't imagine throughout the next year
you'll spend 36 million and go back to zero.
Well, Mark, I don't think you appreciate
how much I love pizza.
36 million dollars on pizza?
Yeah, I think that's a bit of a stretch.
And I'm not talking about a stretchy dough.
No.
I'm talking about... Nash, see what he's done? See what he's done? He's charm-dust. Yeah, he's charm-dust, isn't he And I'm not talking about a stretchy dough. I'm talking about Nash.
See what he's done.
See what he's done.
He's charmed us.
Yeah, he's charmed us.
There's any.
I'm in love with that.
We've got some serious questions for you, Don May.
How, now when we, when you flew us to Brisbane, yes.
Which will be in our short film.
It will be in our short film.
That we're putting in myth and cun.
Coming out soon.
I don't think that was out of your pocket.
I reckon that was out of Domino's pocket.
I want to know how you justify flying six pieces of shit.
Can I put this into some sort of context?
That was my idea to fly you to Brisbane.
That was my idea.
And that's the sort of thing they're paying me for.
Some of us driving around in my yellow Lamborghini.
And I thought, wouldn't it be great to fly the anti-donna boys up to Brisbane? And that's the sort of thing they're paying me for. So I was driving around in my yellow lamb beginning
and I thought, wouldn't it be great
to fly the anti-donna boys up to Brisbane?
You have a way to make some pizzas with this.
So you've got a lamb beginning
and yellow lamb beginning.
I imagine it's a sports car.
Yes, I drive that around Brisbane to see it.
Yes, and someone was driving you around.
No, I was driving it around.
And I had a thought, let's bring anti-donna up, you know?
And that was, you know, and that was you know
They pay me bonuses for things like that. That's what you've got to understand. I'm not making 36 million dollars
Just cash in hand. No, I make bonuses and well, it looks like a very big number actually when you break it down
It's quite a reasonable number for a CEO of Domino's aren't the bonuses cash
Yes, so they are cash, but that's not...
Inhand, would you put them in your hand?
Oh no, no, I put them in my bank account.
My bank account with billions of dollars in it.
I would argue that that is in hand.
Yeah.
Okay, sure, sure.
So it is cash in hand, but I don't start the year going,
I'm going to make $36 million.
I could end this year making only maybe $40,000.
I could end this year making that much money.
So you, so I can say that.
There's a big discrepancy between $40,000 and $36 million.
How do you, and so your argument is that
almost 35 million, that almost 35 million,
more than 35 million, more than 35 and a half million of that 36 million.
Well, even 36 million has been cracked out.
I think it's 36.7 million he earned.
So $700,000.
So it's 36.0 something I'm making in bonuses, yes.
Right, so, right.
Okay, how do we, how do you break that down?
Okay, so some of these bonuses for...
Sure, so I just want to make that clear.
I'm actually not earning any more than our delivery drivers.
There's a lot of talk in the media.
I find that hard to believe.
What?
Well, I am in bonuses and that's the misunderstanding.
So, for example, Mark, I know you don't eat dairy.
Yes, sir.
Have you had our delicious vegan pizza?
Yes, I have.
And did you enjoy that vegan pizza? Actually, it was pretty good
Yeah, you enjoyed that now I was the one I came in I was driving around in my yellow Lamborghini and I thought
Vegan pizza and I came in and I pitched that to the team
I said maybe we should do vegan pizza and I made $10 million for that. That was a $10 million bonus
That doesn't seem fair to me.
Did you have you had the vegan pizza with your own friends? No, I've had it. I've had
normal cheese and normal meat because I'm a man with muscles. Oh that's fantastic.
And we have that meat lovers pizza. If you're in the mood for something a little bit more
decadent, we've got that meat lovers pizza. What do you got? What other son of
pizza do you got? So we've got the meat lovers pizza. We've got our Melbourne range and that was when we came into Melbourne. We found that people,
they didn't understand the dominoes. He's got them, charm and you gotta stop with, turn the charm
off and answer the hard-kitten questions. I blame you Mark. Are you wearing hard enough of him?
It's my turn. All right. You go. You try. I know this is not great for a podcast. It's really bugging me.
The left side of your jacket is folded in.
Oh, that's better.
I'm going to ask him the hard questions.
Okay, sure.
But don't.
Do you understand that I've explained 10 million of that 36 million?
I don't think you've explained it.
I think you're being difficult about it.
So much money for coming up with the concept of a vegan piece
which already exists.
I don't think you justified how that equals that amount of money.
Okay.
You just said, my idea equals this amount, and I don't think, listen, do you know that
you earn this year, and this is from stats that I have in this paper in front of me?
Okay, sure.
Upwards of 435 times the average Australian wage.
Well, actually 135, just like that number soak in.
That's more pizzas than you eat in a year.
Now, I have a question for you, Broden.
What?
Now, Mark and Zach earlier today, they told me you love
sweeties.
I love them.
I don't want to talk about sweeties,
I want to talk about you.
Oh, absolutely.
This is actually related to that, Broden.
All right.
So now, now let me tell you, have you enjoyed
our delicious thick shakes?
Well, one sort of twice, I think they're fantastic.
And they don't have any of those nasty additives, do they?
No, how do you do that?
So basically, what we do is we have a machine.
And that gets the dearer.
A machine?
Yeah, we have a machine.
And that gets the dearer just to that optimal temperature.
So you've got that smooth texture of a soft serve, but you're not having to add any of
those nasty additives.
So in fact, you're just getting 100% authentic dairy soft serve.
Now, when I pitched that idea to the group, they said, that's fantastic.
And the board said, don't, we're going to give you $6 million for that.
$6 million. $6 million for that. $6 million.
$6 million.
Okay, did you come up with the machine?
Oh, no, no, we got it from America.
I was in Denver.
And I had some of that ice cream.
I said, this is fantastic.
Is this real dairy?
They said it doesn't have any of those nasty additives you get in a soft, so.
And you decided that's with $6 million.
No, I didn't decide that.
The board did. The major shareholder decided that's worth $6 million. No, I didn't decide that the board did I wish the major shareholder's decided that
We're up to $16 million now and all you've done is is said the words vegan pizza which already exists
Mm-hmm. The other thing you're on a nice holiday having a delicious soft serve and you went oh, I like this
That's worth $16 million. You know how much a doctor gets paid how much I don't know
I don't know I actually get paid less than them.
When you take out some of those bonuses.
So you've enjoyed the delicious ice cream?
Well, they're delicious.
And they're reasonably priced.
Yeah, and you've enjoyed the delicious vegan pizza mark.
I have it was really nice.
Yeah, it was wrong about Don, though.
Yeah, it was a nice guy.
I think you should get paid more.
I've got a question for your boys.
Have you had the...
Have you had how puff pastry pizza?
Oh, they are delicious, those puff pastry.
I do, I've always loved.
I've always loved.
Did you know that puff pastry base is vegan?
What really, I've been avoiding it recently
because like, wow, that's incredible.
So basically,
Wait a minute.
What a bitch.
You've done it again.
You've charmed us.
Shut up, Don May.
Listen, I put into Google how much doctor make okay
And it says and I just want you to be aware of this okay
Unfortunately, this is the Google answer July 25th 2016
Which is the date today which is the date unfortunately as in many professional fields now
I haven't pre-read this so I have no idea what this is gonna make or break my point
I'm just reading as it comes as you're hearing it. I'm discovering it myself
Unfortunately as in many professional fields male physicians earn more than female doctors
Well, that is just a bloody outrage. I feel like males and females should be earning the same amount
What why is there this pay discrepancy and then why do people say that the pay gap isn't real?
I can't believe that, I cannot believe that male,
like, where are you?
You've done it again!
You made me talk about the wage gap instead of,
why do you, now look at this.
I really don't think that was done, I think it was you.
No, no, that was shut up, that was done.
All right.
You son of a bitch, now male primary care doctors
earned 225,000 a year,
compared to a female primary care doctor
who earned $192,000.
Now done, how do you justify the price of a New York range pizza?
Mm-hmm.
When a female doctor is only earning $192,000 a year.
Okay, so this is the thing.
When people were online, they were on the internet,
and they were saying, Don, Don, we've just been overseas,
a lot of Australians, they're much more mobile than they used to be.
So they're going over to New York,
and they're discovering that New York style pizza,
large, foldable slices, lots of cheese.
And they've said, Don, we would really love Domino's
to have something like that.
Mark, I said that.
I read that, and I said that to the test kitchen,
and I said, why don't we make large Domino's style pizzas
at Ford the New York style?
And why are you earning 36 million?
Because every one of them sold, I make $100.
So every time, every time,
how much is that added up to over the years?
That's $5 million.
So, okay, so I just want to just stop you
right here for one second, okay?
So, $10 million for the vegan pizza.
$6 million for the ice cream machine.
It's $5 million for the New York range.
Now, all of that is delicious.
Can I just note that you have delicious foldable slices.
You pick that up, you fold it up very well.
I've had it very, very fantastic. Yeah, all up. I love the cheese and I love the cheese. I love the cheese. $5 million for the New York range. Now all of that is just going to be worth. You have delicious foldable slices.
You pick that up, you fold it up very quickly.
I've had it very way.
Yeah, all up.
I love the cheese and mushroom one.
Lots of cheese, lots of mushroom.
That's $21 million.
Yeah, actually.
Now, when Zach pitched the idea of him breaking down
the bonuses that Don made and what they were for,
I expected it to be in slightly smaller amounts.
So it would last a much longer
portion of the question. Can I ask you question, Don May? Yes, absolutely. You have much
do you actually earn then what's not bonus? What am I actually making? I'm actually making
less than our delivery drivers. How much? How much is a delivery driver? How much do you
earn per year? I'm actually making $15,000 a year. You're a liar. No, I'm actually making $15,000 a year.
Because I said that.
When I started this company, I was a delivery driver.
And I said, those guys are out there on the road.
$15,000 is below, if the salary, how many days away do you want?
That's the way we make.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And that's really what I'm all about.
I want to earn a very small amount.
Because he's the only...
There you may $36 million. Well, that's really what I'm all about. I want to earn a very small amount because he's the
there you may $36 million.
Well, that's in bonuses, Broden.
I'm not.
I'm not.
What do you do if you get paid $15,000?
What do you do for that?
What do I do?
What if you had no bonuses?
What is your job consists of?
It consists of running dominoes enterprises.
And that's seven countries.
That's seven countries.
What are they?
They're Australia.
They're New Zealand.
Good start.
They're Denmark.
It's Japan.
It's some other countries.
Do you get a bonus for every time you knew one of the countries?
Absolutely.
Yes, I make $100,000 every time I know the country.
So just there, in the next financial year, I'll be making $400, yes. I make $100,000 every time I know the country. So just there, in the next
financial year, I'll be making $400,000 just as a little bonus. Because you can name, because I can
name four out of the eight countries we distributed. I would argue that that's not worth $400,000. What's
your thoughts on that? Look, I don't determine those prices the major shareholders do so the hungry jacks guy don't make these people are
Determined you're on the board. Well, I am a major shareholder of dominoes. All right. Look all right
So look I googled he just I googled I googled how much dominoes pizza boy make right and here's what came up
This article came out about a man who was delivering pieces in India.
Are you telling me that I'm supposed to believe that you earn less than 3000 rupee a month?
Well, I'm not delivering the pizzas in in I'm talking Australian minimum wage here.
And let me just say just for a moment, well, I don't convert rupee to a Australian dollar.
So it's 0.020 cents, 0.020 cents, everyone Indian rupee.
I think you'll find that Domino's India has nothing to do with Domino's Enterprises.
You're going to have to talk to the head office in Denver.
I got the board members for the Domino's Enterprises right here.
That's $59 a month.
That's all I made.
You heard less than $59 a month.
You know, it's pretty hard out there.
It's pretty hard out there for a CEO.
Why are you giving some of those bonuses to Lush?
To Lush.
Very good, yes, very good.
Lush.
Fagously underpaying their workers.
I would like to know, at a 30, I think,
you could give two million of your dollars
to Lush employees.
Okay.
They're most deserving charitable case in the world.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Hey, don't you get, don't you get preachy, you son of a bitch.
Yeah, I think you're forgetting, he just didn't, he said the board decides how much I earn.
And then I asked him who's on the board.
Well, not the board.
And he said me.
I see said I don't decide who decides
I get 400,000 for a calling four of the countries I'm in charge of. The board does. And I said
who's on the board and he said me. Fuck. So I get together with my good friend Jack, who
started hungry jacks. We have a coffee and we just bash out those bonuses. We just
bash him out. But let me ask you, Mark, do you enjoy
the delicious foldable slices on a vegan New Yorker pizza?
Well, I mean, that was one of the reasons why I ordered
the New Yorker pizza in the first place was I was like,
I just, I've just been to America.
I love the foldable slices of pizza over there.
I was just curious to know.
It's a great idea, right, that you decided
that pizza should be a bit bigger, right?
But I would say the stealing on how much that idea is worth is only about $10 million for me.
That's why we said, let's not do this as a flat bonus.
Let's see how they sell.
And just every time you sell a pizza anywhere in Australia, you just get another $100.
And then it was an exciting day
when we sold 50,000 pizzas.
So what did I made five million dollars there?
How do you earn a hundred dollars every time
a pizza for 14, 99 is closed?
I get a text.
I get a text.
But do you see the disparity in profit margin there?
Where if a pizza's 1414 and you're making $100
and you're in a net loss of about $85.
Now you could say that, but this is the thing,
that's why we charge that 15% surcharge on Sundays,
just to make up the year.
That was big.
That was big and equals up.
I don't think it levels out.
All right, I'll generously add $1.50.
Okay, and then also $84 profit disparity.
So also, have you have the delicious chicken wings
How do you cook them wait wait so what are we up now what are we up to now so 10 million
Vegan pizza as a bonus decided by the board which is made up wholly of yourself or not the board major
Shareholder major and major major
Well not the board major shareholders major a whole and major major
Six million dollars For going to Denver and and seeing a ice cream machine
Deciding that you should do that. How much was it for the a hundred dollars per pizza, which is five million five million
Five million just in the last financial year, right. Oh, that's a lot of pizza
Yeah, selling a lot of pizza. I love pizza. Oh
Yum, so that's 21 that's 21 million was there something I missed?
There was another 5 million for the chicken wings 5 million for the chicken wings now we're up to 26 million dollars in
Pay, but actually I'm not making that much when you break it. No, you're making 26 million
Yeah, well, okay, so here's another thing.
You have to understand, after a certain amount, I'm actually paying about 18 million in tax.
That's true.
I'm paying about 18 million.
No, no way.
No, no way.
No way.
I'm paying nearly 50% in tax.
That's true.
You can look that up.
I'll top of that.
I'll top of that.
You have another job and you've had to put it on the tax free-through.
No, you get that back in tax.
I do donate to charity, yes.
But I'm paying a lot of money in tax.
On top of that, I'm also paying for red Joe on my yellow invagadie.
That's your dad.
That's a red Joe.
That's not that much.
That's not that much.
So, well, you add that back.
And insurance, what do you get in like, $10 million?
So that's $10 million.
Yeah, $10 million.
And then I've got the car red Joe on the yellow line beginning.
And then what?
And then with insurance, that's 1,500 a year.
And I'm only getting 50% off on those pizzas.
Everybody pays car red Joe.
Yeah.
But I'm gonna pay, well, yeah, that's fair.
That's a fair car. I'll take that.
Everyone has a car and they pay red Joe.
What I want to know is, you said you're paying 50% tax
And is that because you have a second job which is on the tax three fresh old and then you put your domino salary
Not on that so you get tax 50% or is it because you're in a certain I mean I'm earning a lot
I mean I'm not earning that much. I'm only earning you know
15,000 well then then you wouldn't be so you have to have a second job
I want to know what you're saying the bonus is a tax quite highly and then then you wouldn't be so you have to have a second job. I want to know what you're saying. The bonus is a tax quite highly and then because you know
It does add up to 36 million. I am taxed at quite a high rate. Yeah
Have you had have you had our have you had our new little Sundays? I love the little Sundays
Yeah, I thought they weren't gonna be enough. They're a little quite small. I have one is plenty
But sometimes I have to roden. We live above a donut. I live above a domino. I have, one is plenty, but sometimes I have two. Broden.
We live above a domino.
Broden, I live above a domino.
I hate to inform you.
You've been charmed.
Have I been charmed?
You've just been charmed.
Yeah.
He got you the cheeky bums.
You rich bastard.
That was a million dollars for charming you just then.
Really?
I think that's fair.
You just got to pay bonus.
Well, that'll be in the next financial year, yeah. Are you expecting to earn more next financial year
or have you run out of saying things that already exist?
Yeah.
And then receiving money for it.
Domino's burgers.
What do you think of that?
Are you gonna change your name to I-I Domino's?
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
I'll do that. Help us with the bonus on that. Let me me spray that down for you? It's a reference to the International House of Pancakes in the United States of America Canada
Which they abbreviates you I hop
I recently changed the name to I hop
International House of Burgers. They did do that and we actually did change our name a few years ago from dominoes pizza
To just domino's because
how much did that got earned you? That earned me 12 and a half million dollars. That got me 12 and a
half because we wanted to focus not on just the pizza but we're a delivery service, we're a technology
company and we love decadent treats of all varieties. My worry now is that you're over. That was a few
years ago. That was a few years ago.
That was a few years ago.
Right.
So now I'm just at 9 million of bonuses, which I can break that down for you.
Absolutely.
How?
Tell me, Broden, have you enjoyed a delicious Pepsi at our Domino's?
Yes.
Have you enjoyed a Pepsi or a Pepsi Max?
Yes.
So when we switched from Coke to Pepsi,
that was $8 million.
$8, that was $8 million.
It's a hard deal to make.
But you drive a hard bargain.
Yeah, right.
But I imagine you didn't do a lot of the groundwork.
I took the Pepsi, I took the Schwebs,
the whoever owns Pepsi in Australia.
I took him out to a nice dinner in Brisbane.
Did you pay for them food?
No, I used the company card for that.
But I talking about for dinner, I bought him some wine,
I joked that maybe we should be drinking Pepsi
and he laughed, he said, maybe our Pepsi for lunch.
Let's have a glass of wine to celebrate.
Right, and you got $9 million.
Did you also have to take the Coke CEO out and break it to him
that you were no longer
going to be continuing that relationship?
I just texted him.
Oh, that's cold.
How much did that cost?
That's cold.
That's colder than ice cold coke.
Yeah, how much did that cost?
That was $500,000 for texting him.
Yeah.
I would argue.
Yeah.
No text is worth $500.
Why didn't you ever texted the CEO of Coke Australia?
Let me think.
Why didn't you go into a lush, get one of the employees there
to text them and let them have the $500,000?
That's a great idea.
But here's the thing, Mark.
That's for the lush CEOs to focus on.
My focus?
My focus is on decadent treats for everyone.
I see how much the lush CEO made.
Don't wait for me. OK. How are you, bro?
I don't know. I'm good. I'm a bit. I'm I don't know. Like, you've come to us.
You haven't gone to any major news outlets to break this break this down.
You've come to us and we're not trained journalists. I feel like Lee
sales would have really taken you to town. But I'm on board now, I feel like you've earned every cent.
Yeah, and guess what guys?
And that's not because...
Three pizza for every week.
Oh, great, and that is not just because...
It's not...
I'm not on Don's side just because they flew us to Brisbane and Gamers, gave us free
pizza for a day.
I think he's earned $36.7 million.
He has, he has.
Even though he's not the CEO of Domino's Australia.
No.
That he's made that someone else's job,
which how much did you earn for that idea?
For that idea, that was a few years back.
That was four million.
How much is Nick?
How much is Nick?
I don't know.
Let me tell you boys, right now, as we've been talking,
it's $500,000 worth of bonus.
So I'm about $515,000.
Why?
Can we have some?
Yeah, sure.
I can give a shit.
Don, mate.
I don't want to do with all this money.
I can't find any more.
Alright, so apparently, apparently Nick Knight, no way.
I can't feel it.
Are you don't, and please don't get Nick Knight confused
with Nickelodeon at night, which becomes a...
Nick at night, yeah.
Nick at night is, can you imagine?
So apparently, Nick Knight,
or it's just giving me Renon Stimpy show times.
Well, it's maybe that's what he's been paying.
Maybe he's being paid.
So it's just saying Red and Stimpy from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m.
just like back to back episodes.
So, okay.
So you're making $36 million, and Nick Knight, the man below you,
is only earning Red and Stimpy reruns.
That's right.
I'm sorry, but something sounds like, it sounds like you're right. I'm sorry but something sounds something sounds like it
sounds like you're way you run in lush too. No I'm not running lush and let me tell
you I love decadent treats. Well that's a good answer I can't I can't fault him
on that answer. Tell you what your question is what's going on with the pay
disparity and he said I love decadent treats I'm on board. That's the same thing.
But for me, I'm the fan of late harvest jalapenos,
just to add a little bit of spice to my pizza.
What is late harvest?
It's harvest the light.
So basically, like at night?
No, yeah.
It's going like in early hours than between 12 p.m.
And one of the new boys are very,
so basically what happens?
A boy's a very what?
Your boy's a very silly.
So basically what happens is we
Excuse a lot of people pick
Caliphate very young. I don't think is this silly?
Yes, it is boys so light harvest how many years don't have a sharpness hey, hey, is this funny?
I mean silly
Yes, that's very silly broden Hey, hey, is this funny? I mean silly. Broom!
Yes, that's very silly, Broden.
Do you have anything silly for me, Mark?
Yeah, I do.
I do.
Here's something silly.
Your pay packet.
Ooh.
Hey, Mark, what can I do to get you on board?
I guess the only thing that would make me happy
with you earning $36 million
point seven by the way.
$36.7 million a year is just adding a few more options to the vegan pizza
range done really?
Yep boys thank you so much for having me.
Wow I've had a great time thank you so much.
This is legitimately what happened when we went out there.
If you walked in, this is Don May guy. It'll be in the film in two weeks.
Two weeks, yeah.
By the way, we love Don May.
I'm glad he's only 36.7.
I said to him, I asked him one question. We're having a delicious pizza that we made ourselves.
And I just asked him one question and I went, dumb, if you wake up in the middle
of the night and you have an idea for a pizza, can you make it happen or do you have to go through
anyone else and before I'd even finish my sentence he just went, yes. So you guess I can and I was
just like, that is, that is power and you know what? That is how you earned 36 million dollars.
Close us out on this episode of the podcast is Don Macing in his favorite song
Okay, here we go
Just I'll choose one okay
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you
It's a birthday dear pizza
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But we believe in letting that yeast settle over two to three days.
So I would say a pizza is born when it's ready to be popped in the oven two to three days after we've made it.
Alright.
Thanks boys, thanks so much for having me.
You've been listening to the Don May podcast.
What?
Of which I just earned a $4 million bonus.
When I walk to Brisbane having the pizza I make lots of fun and have a good time Zack doesn't have a sense of rhythm and what do you know?
Nor does Don I make it with the vegan and all the yummy treats
I make lots of fun and have lots of beats yummy yummy pizza in my tummy tummy tummy. I'm done
Mayin how do you do? I'm into a podcast looking real flash. Yeah, he was earning heaps of cash.
His name's Don May, but that's not how he plays the game.
He walks around in his Lamborghini hay, driving around, not fucking around, making pizzas
all around the town.
Yeah, his name's Don May, and that's okay, because he earns more money than you gramma.
Fuck you! Yeah. Yeah. May and that's okay because he earns more money than you grandma fuck you
Yeah
Been spend in most my life in a decadent treat paradise
I've been a decadent treat paradise. I've been offended by my life in a decadent treat paradise.
Yeah, drive my yellow game beginning round town and I make pizzas every day with a frown.
No, I am smiling for all my boys and girls making 36 of Do-yo-yo.
When I made the money I knew straight away that everyone would go, hey hey hey hey,
let's make a pun about money and dough, and what do you know, everyone did.
Ben spends in most of his life with an indecident treat paradise.
That's like my fourth favorite song, so I was a little surprised. Good night, everyone.
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