Aunty Donna Podcast - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER

Episode Date: November 14, 2018

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A list-nuff production. Welcome to Running Away from Your Problems. Let's find where these three young humans should go in to do systems Hi, I'm I'm so sorry you go okay. I'm so sorry you go bro. I don't fuck sorry hi Stop it. I'm so sorry. Welcome back to...

Should you introduce yourself? Hi. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Welcome back to running away from your problems. Where should you go? With Harriet. It's me Harriet. Now introduce yourselves contestants.

Hi. Hi. I'm so sorry, you go, bro. My name's Mark. My name's Mark. I'm Harriet. Fuck. I'm so sorry you go bro. My name is my name is my Harriet fuck so sorry. Sorry. I've spoke of the time I'm not saying you go. I'm a character. I'm so sorry character. I'm Harry Styles. I'm so I'm so Harry I'm so Harry Harry Styles. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Harry is the way I apologize Sorry, sorry Broden. I'm Broden. I'm an electrician from Doreen, Victoria.

I have a bit of a wife, three kids, and I want to come on and win big. And you've risked everything today, Broden, so we need to know what your problems are, what you're running away from, so that we can see. Whatever it is. You've risked death by coming on this show today,

so you've got those three kids at home, you've got that wife at home, you've got all death by coming on this show today so you've got those three kids at home you've got that wife at home you've got all the town of Doreen who's gonna kill me I am so what's worth the rest what are you what are you running around okay I didn't realize it's a big hill to forget very nice very nice very nice I'm sorry. I was the question I'm gonna go on going on to get killed oh What what are you running from running from today. I'm running from

1500 dollar voucher to JB high five Fantastic Jesus the stakes are the stakes are so high It's almost like there's a port of house on the top of a flagpole. Oh. The stakes are certainly high there. And to tell you what, didn't realize I'd be coming on here, I thought it'd be just getting on telly, say hi kids,

but I didn't realize it'd be cool. Yes. Well, you might, you might win. So we'll see how we go. Did you want to introduce yourself? Yeah, you go. Oh, boys. What was your name?

My name's Chikin Charlie. All right, Chikin Charlie. It's all just... I'm a producer and a country radio show down in Waga Waga. And I'm just here risking it all. That's fantastic. What are you running from, Chikin Charlie? I'm running from the people I work with because they're all a pack of fucking dumbcats.

All right, well this is prime time, so let's sorry. Thank you, check in Charlie. Oh, hello. Hello, I'm Harry Styles. Hi Harry Styles. I'm the sort of heartthrob lead singer of One Direction. Okay. It's questionable. And today I'll be representing, I'll be playing for the charity Wilson's Parking. Okay, fantastic. That's great. So you're playing for Wilson's Parking.

So what are you running from? What am I running from? I'm running from an alligator. Great. Alligator, we've got your workmates. Oh, no, no. Chicken Charlie was just here to check in. Oh.

Oh. Yes, yes. Fucked off. I'm going to kill you. And I'm here now. OK. My name's Mark Samuel Bonanno. Fantastic.

Ritter and one of the creative directors at Antidonna Poroprietory Limited. This is a great character. We're starting our own production company called Haven't You Done Well Productions. So also a member of that. And I'm running from my gut health. Okay, that seems fair enough. And we've got a fifth contestant in the house.

Okay, my is Judas Iskariot. Hey Judas Iskariot and Judas tellscariot, Judas, tell us a bit about yourself. I love silver. We love silver? Great. Fantastic. What are you running from? I saw the absence of silver.

Absence of silver. Fantastic. We're risking it. Oh, we're risking it. Oh, boy's okay. You said five. Five contestants. There's five. can I be Link from Zelda and our sixth contestant introduced yourself? Hi, I'm Link from Zelda. I'm running away from Ganon and I love Zelda

Fantastic all right, okay contestants one two three four five six everyone die everyone dies checking Charlie is dead Oh, I'm just checking in Did Oh Haven't done anything too wrong so so I'm gone heaven, not hell. Oh, yeah. But before I go, okay. Just wanted to ask one question.

Yeah. Yeah, I was a showboy. Yeah. Bye bye, check in Charlie. Bye. Four left. Four left. There are four contestants.

No, five. Five contestants left. My favorite is Link. I'm Link from Zelda and I'm here to defeat Ganon, the evil man who is trying to take over a high rule. Yeah. Yeah. It's like I'm at Hex. She said to buy it, Zeld. I said to buy Zelda, so wait, you don't take... So when I tell you to fucking buy Zelda, can't...

I'm like, you're like, I want to open my oil game like, buy Zelda, or maybe you fucking meet Hex. She charms you in fucking five minutes. And you're like, I'm gonna buy it now. Please be Hex, I'm also playing the game. Oh wow. I was just, I was like, alright, yeah great. But in fairness, Mark, you would know a lot of games,

but no one knows more than Hex and Barjo. That's not true. Do you know more than Hex? No, Donkey. Who's Donkey? Donkey. No more than Hex and Barjo. Donkey knows more than Hex? No, donkey. Who's donkey? Donkey. Donkey. Donkey knows more than hex and bar Joe combined.

Donkey Kong? Donkey. No, donkey. Donkey. Donkey. Donkey. Donkey knows more. Donkey knows more can.

Donkey. Donkey. Donkey. Donkey. Donkey knows more can. Donkey. Donkey. Donkey.

Donkey. OK, you. Thank you. Thank you can't okay boys first question Pick Pick a food Yep Zach no, I'm Harry's or Harry styles Vigie mind Vigie mind fantastic Buzz yep Yes, Broden

newspaper newspaper okay Mark or Zelda my Zelda stop the music Zelda is the girl fuckhead Maybe if you were on the panel with Hicks hey, it's me Hicks Fuckhead. Yeah, I don't know. I was... I didn't even go play it. I didn't really play it. Maybe if you were on the panel with Hex.

Hey, it's me Hex. I think you should play Zelda's act. Yeah. I am. I've already bought it because my friend Mark recommended it. Yeah, I was like, I don't know what... I don't know what came to get it. I just give it a try. And I got recommended to my mom and your friend. Um... Hex.

I choose a hearty roasted bass. That is one that I fished myself and that I plucked myself out of the river near the high-rule castle. Oh, that is what he would choose. Oh, that's so good. Okay, Link, thank you, Judas. What would you choose? Silver. Silver. Right. Okay, Mark. What would you choose? I'm gonna choose some low FODMAP certified Carmen's Musley with some coconut yogurt, some fresh blueberries, and just a touch of maple syrup for flavor. All right, and the points for this round go to Mark because he is running from his gut health problems

and he has chosen a low fructose fruit. Yeah! So the thing has to do with... I don't know, Harry, I'm making up the rules as I go along. I'm trying to eat my sandwich, but you can hear it through the microphone. That was a lot like our career at One Direction. We just would grab in and take in and it was a really wild ride while it lasted. It sounds a lot like how I saved the Princess Zelda

by wearing all of my guardian armor and getting my Master Sword up to level 3! Oh, that's so good! Right with me on Epoena, my beautiful horsey across the vast lands of Hyrule, as we climb up the mountain of the twin peaks, and perhaps find a shrine up there to get a guardian axe. Oh, that's so good. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Okay. Link from Zelda.

Yes, I'm Link! And I love to masturbate! Alright, boys. Pick a movie set in Paris. Alright. I love you in New York. Okay, interesting. A movie set in Paris. The fantastic, realist film,

Gloucestery. Okay. Um, I'm going to say, Okay I'm gonna say Amalie I'm not sure if it's set in Paris It's definitely sent in some fucking weird foreign froggy bullshit place. All right. That's racist It could be New Orleans they frogs in New Orleans could be New Orleans um Silver thank you jesus It could be New Orleans, they're frogs in New Orleans. It could be New Orleans. Um, silver.

Thank you, Judas. Uh, Link. Movies, what are movies? The only entertainment I am aware of are the court gestures who travel around the side of the country side, roaming from village to village. OK, and the points go to Judas for this round because I Can't remember the rules

Point silver points a silver Judas points or whatever you make them Judas All right, so that Listen, okay, so points for you are silver Yeah, okay points for Link. I would also like you would like to Well, our points for link per chance red rubies. I think that's what he wrote down Pretty sure so yeah, they're red rubies, which is actually quite that's more expensive what a points for me Just like a hoi it's movie voucher sick. Yeah, I love going to the movies Yeah, you know, I think you so you

um I love going to the movies You know what I'm talking about all? You so, um, you, um, you killed one character Harriet, it's my name, I remember Harriet The spy Harriet, the spy Are you gonna kill anyone else? Yes Right now, bang, bang! Oh, Bernadassist

Well, I'm off I see you, Bernadass Have a great Well, I'm off. Let's see, Bernadette's dead. See you, man. Have a great one. Are you going to Heaven or Hell? I don't believe in it, either. I'll just go on the ground. You're going to Hell if you don't believe in it.

There you go. Going to Hell? Yeah, you got to believe in him and to get in. Oh, yeah, I've got, I've got, I really like half an hour to 15 minutes to kill for all you guys to wrap this up. Uh, you should do it. I would repent.

Just in case I was a hud. Yeah, I'd be repent. What? What, since did you do? Got a perg, maybe? I'm dead. You going to be dead? I know the since he did.

Sex outside of wedlock. You do that. I'm like, I play Zelda, my friend. And I know you did it. I know you did it. Man, you don't know how much fucking smash and I've been doing yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can assume I want to listen to everyone out there. I'm smashing All right goodbye got outside a wedlock like fucking disgusting heathenistic dog I said it to scare him, but I actually don't think he's going to how I think he's going to purge

You're gonna go to a perk I think he's gonna to perk. He's going to perk. I think he's going to perk. Let's check in, let's see where he is. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh Guys all can I be dead in peace? I have three kids who have left on earth. I have do you want me to kill them so they can come Which would you yeah, I really appreciate that what are the names Gary Tim And Gary Tim and H. Gary Tim and Hamish. Yeah, where's there? I see in breakfast Gary lines him. What's it in Hamish? They're your sons. They are the sons of Froden. And you drive to work. But they're going to heaven, they're not going to purge. Yep.

So, uh, kill them whatever. Do you want me to kill them? I just... But why would you honor to kill them? You're never going to see them. I don't, either way, I'm fine. What do you imagine purge looks like? Northland.

Why do I imagine purge? Just like normal. Just a bit more normal and boring. Michelle? Like an office. Oh Harriet? I think what it looks like. Sorry, are you an office? Are you eating a sandwich while hosting a game show? No. Walk us through what's in that sandwich. I got. Are you eating a... You just said no and then you explain you're going. I got vegan cheese. Vegan cheese. I got a basil. Basil, one basil.

Yeah. Bit of bread. I got a good bread. I got a good egg. And eggie? Yeah, it's a free-range egg. Don't at me. And I go.

Your plant-based bro. Yeah, yeah. That's okay, bro. Your plant-based, I only plant. But your plant-based. I'm hair based, I only... hair based. And I got an... and I got a horse. Horse? I got some salami.

No wait, horse. Horse is the wrong kind of meat. It's free. I don't approve of you eating horse. It's free range. Don't eat meat. No. And I got a bit of bronze children.

I find this was before that you kill me and I got a bit of bronze children. I find this is before that you kill me and then need a sandwich on the show. You took my life. Which bit? I'm dead. Sorry. That's fine. Can we just stop at acting Michelle Brasier, please? Everyone's at me. Everyone's at me. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, unfollow her completely. Oh no. I don't do that. No, I do need an audience. If you're following Michelle, no. Remove your unfollow her. I appreciate you. You don't know, I don't do that. No, I do need an audience. If you're following Michelle, No. Remove your unfollow her.

I would love to. I appreciate you. You don't need no one that shows her on to. I'll write back to your DMs if you keep writing. Girl has one ego. Oh no. It's me, Harriet. I got a new question for you boys.

Okay. You've got two seconds to make a dish with just smoothie and pumpkin. What are you gonna make for your mum and law? For me? Quickly! Quickly, I'm gonna make it. TikTok! Make it! Alicator poison. Yes, okay, he understands the game. I'm gonna make a god there's not a lot you can make I'm gonna make a a smoothie bowl

But the bowl is a roasted pumpkin great. That's actually incredible Judas I was three calls and dinners Oh, mate, so I was like, hello, so three calls and dinners. Yeah, have a listen. You'll have to listen. Give me some, this is your... That's really great. This is this is delicious.

Can we just stop the quiz for one second? Broden, Broden. Broden. Broden. Broden. Broden. Can you have his 19th brother? Yeah. Are you watching the basketball?

Yes, I am, because you killed me. I thought may as well Here's the thing, broden if you connect your laptop to a sound board. Yeah, to like the sound help me Zelda I'm gonna make a pumpkin stew using fortified Good butter fresh milk and tabanthe wheat because I am Link it's just like link I Love it. I love it. I brought in Broden your back. I'm back to life back to life How are you gonna make?

Brody and hell is Perg. That was Perg. Perg, that was Perg. Perg was good. And I'm in it to win it now. When I was in Perg, Northland, and I was looking at Mad Max. And I was looking.

They do vegan cheese. They would be Mad Max in Perg. Yeah, it would be Mad Max. You'd be gunning for some Nando's and they only have Mad Max. I think the idea of purgatory is what most people's is, which is just endless white. You're just in an endless white room. No, I'm thinking of nothing. I'm thinking of a film nothing.

You're just thinking of a movie. No, I'm thinking of a film nothing. I'm thinking of a film nothing. Do you know what I see purgatory? I see purgatory. I see purgatory. See a lot of leather. See a lot of black shiny leather.

And I see sunglasses without side bits that put over your ear. I see... Shot in Melbourne? Sydney. Fox Studios. I see the girl from Chocolates. You're just thinking of the movie Nothing. No, this is definitely the Matrix.

You don't know that. This is definitely the Charlie. I went to Taylor Swift recently. I went to the Taylor Swift concert. Was it good? It was it was it was a true audio visual experience. I imagine I've never been to a stadium show. Is she good at singing?

I mean, yes, I thought she was pretty good. And there was one point where she was like right next to me. Like, I could, it was, it was pretty incredible. Are they good? What? What? You were like, she was right next to me. I could, and then you stopped. Like, because I was like, I could almost touch her.

Why would you touch Taylor Swift? Because that's what you do when famous people walk near you is you need to touch them for some reason. It's just inherent in all the plebs. Hey guys. It's a pleb quality. You're a pleb boy. You're a little pleb.

But Charlie X, have you heard Charlie XC X's song, 1999? She's st-she's st-she's st-she's st-she's st-she's st-she's Have you heard Charlie XCX's song? 1999 she's she stole this she stole this but more to the point Why you such a little play boy me? I got a born a pleb born a pleb died my mother's a teacher my dad's a butcher I had no choice. I was gonna be a pleb next question. Why you such a little pleb boy? Why you pleb boy? Because I want I mean it's a winner. Okay, fantastic. I'm not a playbomb Harry Styles. That's absolutely right. I was born on the son of the teacher and a butcher and when Taylor Swift was near me, all I wanted to do was touch her ankles.

Hey Mark. Yeah. Were you going to talk about 1999 and the fact that we haven't like, cashed in on our form the fact that the biggest song at the moment is the same name as our biggest web series? No, I was going to say that when she was performing it, because she was opening for Taylor Swift, there was all this take me back to 1999, stuff, and I was watching,

and I was like, if she doesn't do a matrix reference in the video, I'm gonna be real pissed. And then as soon as I said that, boom, matrix reference. And then the cover of the single is a matrix reference. And I was like, a fucking love you, Charlie, X-E-X. I was only two in 1999, I'm very young. Oh, really? Yeah, I was two.

No, you were. I was two. No, I wasn't. No, you wasn't. No, I was two. No, no, you're old. I was two. No, you're old and full in the past.

I was two years old. No, you wasn't. Yes. You wasn't. 1999, what, how old am I now? What is it? 2018 so I'm 15 now What happened to this quiz show next question? We did the judges didn't even get to answer this can fuck off why you little plim boy

I just answer for silver. Okay. What have you done for silver in the past? Betrayed as kind of God. Yeah, that's a big one. You ever given a RISTI? Yeah, I gave him a big one. Yeah, nice. You want one? He'll take a RISTI? Cause I'm silver?

Yeah, I got some silver. Ah, front. Yeah, he's your silver, man. Oh, nice. Next question. I'm getting a RISTY from Judas Iscariot. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thanks Judas. That's right, I've come out on top of this arrangement.

This is prime time commercial talent. Have you, um, did you hear the winner Paul McCartney came out and said he was just like, yeah, me and all the boys from the Beatles sat in a room once and just, just whacked off. We all had a race to see who could come first. No, was that on, that sounds like something. Why was just something, just cheeky boys did back in the 60s. I suppose the couple of cheeky boys just sat around a room. Did he say that on how it stood?

I'm not sure what it is. It just sounds like something something, but it's not on how it stood. That's why it's going around in the why I used to go around in the room. Yeah, we're in the room and we all just decided to work off. You just all work off. I can't really sing anymore but I'm still making a funky tune. No, no, no, just pull my pants down and pull my weave. It's a long white sploosh came out.

Next question. No, I thought, I thought, oh, let it be. And I thought, let it be favorite Beatles song to group masturbate to you gotta be rocky Rick and close right come together yeah come together come together very very clever joke this podcast is ever ever in 170 episodes I think I think that was very good the most one dimensional character is to produce the best joke come together

oh my god don't even try to compete. Stay away from heaven. Mine has to be the white album from start to finish because it just takes me that long to come. Oh yeah, and it's white. Which is white. And it's white. So pretty clever. My favorite album of theirs is I'm like gooey translucent

see through white. A bit of a tint of yellowy. Yeah. My favorite album of the Beatles is Sticky in the Shower. Sticky in the Shower. My favorite album by the Beatles is my favorite album by the Beatles is about a teaspoon of cum. Woo, woo, woo, it was a time when we were going through a lot of the experimental drugs and thought of Sticky in the Shower, we record that song I remember I remember Paul when I was jerking myself off in that room. I mean, I'm dead. It's me John Lennon

Hello John Hello Paul, Paul has been a little while But you think maybe I could see you jerking a penis off? And I bring you Hard spirit But do you think maybe I could see a jerk your penis off? Boy hey there. It's me George Harrison. Oh, hello George. It's been a long time since I say in you Oh, hey there George Harrison. There's one thing I'd like to say from you. Yeah, and that's you jerk off your penis John Lennon during his Angelus Ashes period. Yes. Hey, I'm, hey.

This encouraged me for giving it a go. I gotta say, I'm ready to get my dick out, have a little wink and write one song per album. I'm, oh my. I'm, I'm gonna go Bye, it's a bike the buy ring go a quick show Congratulations, congratulations on your last album ring go next question If you had two 70 hour long massages who would you give the second one to? You don't have to do it. You've got two

vouchers. Right. For seven. You've got two vouchers. It's not Mother's Day. What do you do? I give it to my partner Annie. She works hard and I think she deserves a little 70, 70 L massage. Yes. Yeah. I've been brought back from the dead. For me everything is really, I don't want to play this quiz. That's where I'm at. Well unfortunately I'm going to kill you again at the end if you don't win. So it's like a cumulative points. Well now I know. I think I made this very clear. Like at the end who ever has the most points wins and gets to live and then everyone else dies. So you're going to die. So I really need you to just make an effort because you've got three kids that do in the breakfast radio. I thought you killed trying their best. I didn't kill them. I asked you bring back Gary Timmy I'm not I'm they're fine

um oh I read it I just realized that I said my partner Annie and that's Zack's partner I'm actually Harry's oh my god are you having a an affair with Annie is Harry Styles if Harry Styles hooking up with Zack's girlfriend Annie if my this is Zach now That's a subtly different voices if if someone left you for Harry Styles I feel like you'd just be like no for it. You can't I be I've been to upset I'll be upset. I've been mad. I'd be like, hmm. I'll be like, come on. Harry Styles. I would leave you.

It's a good for Harry Styles. It's a good story. It's a good story. I got my, you and Annie. She left me for Harry Styles. That's a good, I reckon that you'd pick up a lot of women. You would. You'd be like, I'm sad.

It's sad. Because I got lost my girl to Harry style I've seen the episode of Seinfeld where George Costanza starts lying about his dead what his dead fiancee looks like brings in a photo of a beautiful woman that Jerry is dating who has manhands and he's like this was my dead fiance and then all the hot model women want to be with him because they're like well, there must be something about him It it it it it it it it it it it it like that What's you know what's the deal?

Elaine Get out of here. Oh, it's Kramer. Oh god another scheme Oh, it's Kramer! Oh god, I got another scheme! Let's go to the coffee shop! Yeah, well I've turned my apartment into a different sort of... Oh, you can't have any of this soup! Oh, give me! Hey, you're not allowed to have this broth-based meal!

Hey, hi! Get out of this soup! Hey, Chandler! Hey, Joey and Chandler! Hello! I'm new man! I'm letting you, but he's my friend! I am everywhere, and no...

I am new man! You're the babies! She ate her peas one at a time. I am new man. I am clean. Oh, man, I can't go out with her. She's, um, she caught me picking, I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching my nose.

I was scratching my nose I was scratching I'm coming in here I can't even hear you say no you're cereal ah that's so good next question Link has an answer to the question Link

I can't answer questions. I do want to one Hang on a sec. Just gotta put on the link music. I'm just gonna have a bit of a sandwich. Do you want to put on the link? You want the Zelda theme? Or maybe the Super Mario theme? Yeah. I can't answer questions. I'm too busy killing Bob-Oppclins in the vast plains of Hyrule with my Rusty Broad Sword, which smashes after ten hits. Did you just- what did you say you were killing? Uh, Bob-Oppclins. Because it sounded like you said Bob Hopskins. Hopskins? Bob.

Did you kill Bob Hopskins? No, I believe they're called Bob Obbclins. Who played Mario in the Mario movie. So I thought you were going. Maybe that's a little tribute. Mario, was that his name? I'm just going to quickly Google. Yeah, and he was also in hook the movie Horses Huskins, I don't know what's going on between the H.O. and the

Skin skin. I thought there was a bit of a pee in there, but it's no it's my question. It's Bach Oblin It's Bach Oblin not Bob Hoskins. Cuck Oblin Bach Oblin not Not Bob Hoskins. Cuck Goblin. Bok Oblin. Not John Lugiziamo. Next question. Next Hopper. Question. Your Dennis Hopper.

You've got five things in a box. One of those things. Dead cat. One of those things. One of those things. Boxer tissues. One of those things. Smoothie. One of those things, the live cat, one of those things, boxed tissues, one of those things, smoothie, one of those things, a light switch.

What are you gonna do? What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna set up an alligator trap and we're gonna use the boxes, gonna set up with a little stick, I'm gonna put the dead cat in there for the alligator to eat, goes to eat it. Whether it traps the alligator or not, I've had time to get out of there

and high-tailed to the Palais Theatre to do a rock and roll show in the vein of he's sort of doing Rolling Stones vibe now, I am. Great, fantastic. I mean, first of all, straight off the bat, I have to masturbate to the dead cat. Okay. I've got the tissues there, which makes me feel like it's okay. Because obviously the tissues are there to clean up the spoof, which is what I call it. Yeah.

Once I've massabaded to the dead cat, and I'm probably fucking the alive cat. Yeah, cool. When I am- Ah! Hello. Wait a second. I haven't decided what I was going to do the light switch. I just want to tell you a story. When I was- I thought you were dead. No I was brought back to life. No he's the ghost. Okay. He's a he's a he's a a poltergeist. He's

Doctor Who. He's the new he's the new female Doctor Who. He's the new robot. The robot villain. What were you gonna say? Why are you saying cut? Was that just said hello to the new doctor who? And it was meant to be like hello, but it came up as like hello, but I wanted it to be hello. And then brought into the face like you just said hello.

And I was like it wasn't hello, it was hello. So I just wanted to be like cut the hello, but now I've explained it was a hello. You just need to take the space to explain. I think, yeah. I loved you in broad church. I loved you in broad church. Thank you.

I loved you in Dr. Who has. I loved you in broad bean. Yum. Is that time you got caught in a broad bean? Thank you so much. You got put on TMZ. Thank you. It's my question about the new doctor, who?

Yeah. Yes? In it, my... Is she crying about her dead son the whole time? No, no, no. I am a different character to the... The act of the plays for me. I got it.

It's a different... Different character. Different character. You're a different... Danny and Lattima, no relation to... It's not a carry on from Brod. So she doesn't cry about it. What was the... She doesn't cry as you she doesn't cry about it. What was the,

she doesn't cry as a different color to her? What was the doctor's surname? Who? Who? The doctor. I'm talking about the doctor in the show. Who? What is that?

What is that? Is it the doctor doesn't remember their name? No, it's a secret. And the doctor is never referred to as doctor who in universe. No, it's just the doctor. The doctor. Doctor who is the name of the show. Doctor who, and everyone goes, ha ha ha. But it's just the Doctor. The Doctor. Doctor Who is the name of the show.

Sometimes we would say Doctor Who and everyone goes, ha ha ha. But it's, the Doctor's name is not Doctor Who. The name of the show is Doctor Who. The character is called the Doctor. The Doctor. Who? No. The Doctor.

Yeah. Who? But there's no character called Doctor Who. The Doctor is. No. So then who's the Doctor? Me. Right.

Doctor Who. I'm a doctor. Are you a doctor? Yeah. So I studied for, I never mentioned this on the podcast, but you guys know I studied for eight years in medical. Oh, hello. We all met in medical school. So I'm just really proud of you.

I'm like, hello, doctor. It sounded like I want to fuck the doctor. I studied medicine at Melbourne University. Congratulations. Ask me any question. Okay. Where's the toe? On you on both feet and usually you'll find it as the largest toe. It's what just keeps you balanced mostly. Check's out. What's the Hippocratic oath? Hippocratic oath is an agreement that all doctors

step into that says that at any chance you will say the opposite of something you've said recently. Yeah What's the hug all path? Oh, what's the hubble? I appreciate that it's very good It's not come together. It's not come together. It's not come together. It's second best joke It was a second best joke on the podcast, but it's no come together That's good next question. I have a question. Yes. Scalpel? There you go.

Thanks. Check, say, I want a scalpel. Oh, you've got to say scalpel. I have a question. Kind of a little dupter kiss on my cheek. You bet you're bottom. Oh. I have a question.

Where is the supply closet? Depends on where you are. I got to find an apron. I think she's a disgruntled nurse. Where? I got comfy shoes. I work very hard, yes. On the head nurse. Where's your weapon? Oh Where's your right, but you better get your right, but you're fire I've got something revealed you guys I'm Leonardo DiCaprio Catch me if you can't fucking catch me if you can't chase me if you can of course they're gonna chase him It's easy to chase someone

It's a bit of a catching them Even if you know chase him if you can chase him if you can't say I'm talking about for a full-body police officer. I'm just mistake when you what he meant you need to calm down Hey guys guess what what that was Link by the way, that was not me. Link's a man. Link's a man, Link's a man, Link's a man. Guys, I've got some news. What?

I'm the mom from Catchery if you can. Oh, hey! Oh, let me get you some Sarah Lee. That was great. Your voice like Sarah Lee. Thank you. I've made you my little Sarah Lee pie. Oh, I missed my son, but almost as much as I love Sarah Lee.

That's great. Oh, guys, I've got some news. Yeah. What? I'm Pippa from Home and Away. Thank you. Guys, I got some news. I got a big stiffie. And that was the Game Show. ZachWinds.

Podcast. Yes. I didn't even play. So we all die. Yeah, you've all died. Unfortunately. Harry's my favorite, so that's it. How do you play better? I should have played Neil Horan. Can you play that song? Judas, can you play that song that you sing about making mistakes? You know that musical you're in? Judas, can you play that song? Yeah, it's called Heaven on their mind.

I did a karaoke version. Yeah, can you sing it please? But it's silver. Yeah. So thanks for tuning in to the podcast. Thank you for celebrating my channel. I'm not a bad singer. I'm not a bad singer.

My mind is clearing out. I'm not a bad singer. And last, all too well. I could see where we all soon will be. If you strip away. You'll be... If you strip away... The minis from the man! You'll see where we all will. Yeah, it's coming up. So we'll be...

You're gonna do a really big Jesus. Do this! This not a simple way! The things I tell you. Really am I? Did it? This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen Really lovely What's your call to this? That is a super Where am I? Thank you everyone for visiting the program

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