Aunty Donna Podcast - Milky Way Boys Come Back To Pluto

Episode Date: January 18, 2023

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Get a legends and welcome to another rep episode of the ANSI DUNNER Podcast. Join us this week as we go on a sci-fi narrative adventure podcast. If you're a love in the pod you can get access to the video version and The greatest fucking broadcast in the world Bro, I can suck it sometimes and guess We hope you enjoy the part of the fucking broadcast Please be aware that this podcast this week is being done with Zach Hazard Headache No

Let's begin Earth 2026 Earth, 2020, 6th, Mark, Broden and Zach, 3 best friends are about to embark on an adventure unlike anything any human being has seen. Space is often referred to as the final frontier. Sorry, but for that point, just the music's a little bit. I can't remember. I can't remember. I was. No, no, no, no, it's alright. They get it. Let's just start the... No, I need to know. I love it. It's good. I was, I can't remember I was. No, no, no, no, it's alright, they get it. Let's just start the... No, I need to know.

I love it, it's good. I just, I needed the music a little lower. Alright. Because you got a headache. Just test that before, I was there. Alright. Start from the start again? Yeah.

This is a good opportunity to make it a little more in the future than 2026 as well. No, no, no, it's... Exactly. Okay, that's fine. Alright, I'll do it more in the future. Unless it's like... No, it's Okay, that's fine. I mean, all right, I'll do more in the future. Unless it's like, no, it's fine, isn't it? Did you like that music? Yeah, that was fine, yeah.

It was a little dark. All right. Earth, 2027. Mark Broden, Zach. Three best friends. Space is often referred to as the final frontier, but for three best friends, Broden, Mark, and Zach, they have been, we have to go to an ad, do you think that was an ad thing?

I thought you did, I must have been imagining it. Sorry, everyone, I thought Broden did a little ad thing for an ad, but I'm- Starting it up. So if you're just listening- Fuck, sorry. If you're just listening, um, you've got to hear that. Bro, doesn't think- Do you need some-

I've been taking over a little bit. I've been overproven, I had a couple water. Um, but Broden did a, like a timeout signal which tell it's a prank he's playing on mark Space no earth Just take a minute take a breath. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's sorry. It's a guys I know that we want to keep it up But if we can just Well, you want me to whisper the whole it up. But if we can just... Well, you want me to whisper the whole thing?

Just a little... Should we not do this? Do you need to go have a rest? I don't know how to turn down the headphones. What if there's dials there? No, that turns down the record. I don't want to touch that, either. That could fuck it.

Earth. 2000 and 20... Seven. Earth. 2020. Seven. Spaces often referred to as the final frontier, but what lies beyond that? Three best friends, Broden Mark and Zach, have been chosen to find out. We join them now on the space station in West Virginia. That's my gravity.

Soon we will join them. And we will discover exactly what secrets they are keeping not only from the world, but from each other and what secrets they intend to find out and What their mission is Why they're going? What's wrong? I'm not gonna be able to remember all this go keep going. You're gonna write it down. I'm gonna write it down What secrets they keeping from each other? Secrets from sorry just say let me get the notes. I'll remember it. I might can't remember it

Yeah, but I've got to remember it if you mean probably secrets from each other secrets from themselves Just do secrets other themselves. Yeah cuz that's secrets from each other themselves. Yeah, cuz that's secrets from each other themselves. Yeah I can't remember what the mission is No, I don't think I said that it's something like that Okay, that doesn't seem like something I would say Like you can just rip him down. I've got the notes. Yeah It's just I've got like a brain fog. Yeah, so if I if I don't write it down, I won't remember who they are What they're doing

What secrets they have What secrets are gonna uncover why? And when I when but also how how they will when they yeah and and what and where they're going but what they're not telling each other so I miss some of that but I think that'll be okay. Well that's my problem. When we join them we will discover exactly the answer to all of these questions. We focus in Brogan Kelly in the change room,

will he out, addressing for what will be the last, what? Tiny, tiny. addressing for what will be the last what tiny tiny His body seems tiny compared to the size of his massive dick. It's too big It's big it's big to the point where any time he shows it to a potential lover. They're like I can't do anything with that It's it's it's monster, it's like a monster. Explain that this is a narrative episode. No.

No one knows the fuck we do. All right. So can I just tell you a fun fact about that space? No, I think you could maybe wait, save it for the, save it for the, sure, sure, save it for the thing. It's just, it's gonna be really exposition heavy if I try to do it in dialogue.

Broding Cally. Okay. Dictu Big is narrative. Narrative, it's gonna be really exposition heavy if I tried to do it in dialogue. Broden Callie, dick too big is narrative. It's a narrative podcast. There's a narrative podcast happening in the background. Broden is listening to a narrative podcast. This is a narrative podcast. About the U.S. Let us act. Let me come into the...

It's just a good intro good intro keep it Broden Monster cock It's listening to a narrative podcast about three best friends going into space as he's about No, why would he be listening to this podcast? This is happening. I'm world-building Your character likes narrative podcasts space space adventures, about three friends. If I don't tell you my fact, it's just gonna... What in the scene? It's just gonna be a really exquisite, heavy...

Okay, it's mine. I thought you had a headache. The ibuprofen's kicking in. Okay. That's my gravity training done for the week. Geez, your dick's so big, but lucky you're not going dick first into a black hole, because the title forces will be so strong that the gravity at the end of your dick will be more than the gravity at the start of your dick.

Meaning your dick will stretch towards the singularity, meaning you'll have an infinitely long dick. That's true. Oh, Zach. Did you hear that? Why did that book just get knocked out of that bookcase? It's so weird. Don't do it.

It's stellar. I'm not. All right. Are you just doing your stellar? Oh, why did mine? You're not bang. Oh, sorry, you were better. Can we make the pull-off.

We're in a... Just there! I'm going something. Bang. Bang. Oh, why did my Funko Pop just get knocked off my... Can I just... My bookcase of Funko Pop. If...

Mark? I just want Mark one thing. You don't know where I'm going with this. I know, I know where I'm going. You don't know where I'm going with this. You can, but you don't know where I'm going. You can change book to Funko Pop, that helps. But if that Funko Pop was dropped by a future version of you in a wormhole,

in a black hole tesseract, created by a future fifth dimensional human at the end of the story, where you explain it all to a robot in your earpiece, you haven't changed enough. What's the fun coat pop-off? A book. How did it drop from a stylla? Pardon?

How did it drop? I will find out. But it just can't be the end of it. We sell it. Stay insane. That's my gravity training done. Zach, you and your science. It's annoying on Earth,

but it will help us once we're up there in the stratosphere. But where is Mark? I'm here. Mark's a marine. I was just, I'm a marine and I was just, I was just aliens. Yep. And I was just, I know.

You should see them, my gun. That's a big gun, Mark. Yeah. And my God, my Funko Pops keep getting knocked off. Yeah. My bookcase. By a strange force, who knows if it's me from the future trying to tell me something? We don't know that.

Oh, like you and your muscle, you're the muscle guy and you're the artillery. We only eat corn. Mark. If that got a, sinker puffs. I'm telling you to go to space. Think about your little daughter. Do you want to leave her? Well, I'd hate to see her grow up and not be here for it.

Alright, men, we are part of a very important mission. Oh look, here comes the lieutenant. Hey there, it's me, lieutenant Jim. Hey lieutenant, ten hut! Ten hut! Lieutenant, sorry, Lieutenant Jim has a head head head head. I've got a big cigar in my mouth. Yeah, listen here. Yeah, it's so big. That's nine foot long. We've been making shaking-bait colonies Well, we've been terraforming and I've got a lady here with a perm

It tells me we've terraformed the planet with aliens on it that come out of your gut. I have a question, sir Yeah, what's terraforming? Terraf its you turn it into a little I'm asking the lieutenant. Yeah, but I know so I want it. You can know if you say cowboy beep up No nor have I Yeah, I Would love to come to this terraform planet, but what is the terraform? It's like you turn it into like an earth type you turn you change the atmosphere so that they can be livable right? Yeah

the atmosphere so that they can be livable. Right, yeah, to sci-fi. Well, no, no, the real life content. The real life content. We do it all the time. What's our mission, Lieutenant? I'm going to, I'm gonna go to a place. Are you okay with him interrupting you like this? No, dude, 20 push ups.

Okay. One. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. These are hard. I knew that he'd be doing 20 pushups. My arms are eight feet long, so it takes me a long time to get down and get up. But that means that's actually,

means you have a huge muscle range, which is great for exercise. We have to get off this planet soon to go to that planet because this planet is close to a black hole because this planet is close to a black hole. This planet's close to a black hole. Yes, Lieutenant. This is Earth 2.0. And it's close to a black hole which means that time is traveling. So slow.

Fast, slow. Yes, Lieutenant. Fast, slow. Yes, lieutenant. Fast loads. Yes, lieutenant. Ha ha ha. Fast loads. I mean, nothing that has to do with it. So it's going.

It's going. It's time. It's a lot of time. Relative to the Earth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going. We're closer to the local Earth. So what's our mission, sir?

We've got to figure that out. So right now, it's going fast relative to us. We're going slow relative to them. Yes lieutenant We got get off this planet me that decision I just made there that was just 10 years of earth time. Oh my god How old am I lieutenant? You're the same. You're like you have in chain. You haven't so it's a slower here Slow it. Just go with whatever It's slower here. Slow here. Just go with whatever. It's slower here. Yes, Lieutenant.

It's like in Distalle, you know, the wave planet. But that wasn't because that was close to a black hole. Yes, it was. I thought it was because the planet rotated differently. Oh, I think it was the black hole. Stay in the scene if you guys could. No, we're having this discussion in seed. Sorry lieutenant. It's your fault, but I'm not covered in moving night on Friday.

It's slower. It's slower here. Slower here. Relative to there. Well sir, my answer to the way... I remember in basic training I learnt that one minute in a black hole would be roughly about 1,700,000 earth years. We're in the black hole would be roughly about 1,700,000 earth years. We're in the black hole.

Close to the event horizon or the singularity. Uh, yeah. Alright boys, we're gonna go to this planet. There's aliens there. Yes, no there's not actually. I killed them all. You killed... Killed with the bangin'.

Oh sorry. Who has a headache? I thought the IP program was kicking in. Yeah, well for him, but I've got an alien. It's the character. The genna is an alien. The genna is an alien. The exact same egg is clearing up. We gotta go. We gotta go because here's the thing. There's ancient alien technology. I got it all. I got all the technology. So it's all good. It's here. Ah, that ancient alien technology could turn into a wormhole.

No, we cancel, we fix that. Stop it. You've been doing a lot of it. And not a lot of it. Give me something. You've come into the, how is it my fault that the lieutenant has come into the story once a whole adventure has taken place?

Let's go on the next adventure. What do you, Which is what? Well then, I suppose it's time for you guys to take a break. I'm going to send you to the relaxation island over to your end now. Oh, hi. Welcome to relaxation island. One space week later when they arrived at the island.

Space week? Yeah. Whatever. Whatever. One, they arrive at the island space week. Yeah. Whatever. Whatever. One, they arrive at the space holiday planet. Give it a fun name. Give time in space a fun name. One perth later.

One perth later. Yeah. Hi. Welcome to a erotic planet. Oh, yes. I'm a blue lady with three breasts. Oh, yeah Come on in get yourself a drink relax nothing could possibly go wrong here. Oh, there's a man with a fedora Hey, Mark. Yeah, I learned in training that you got to be weary of guys like that. Did you trust that fedora guy over there?

Hey, wait, well, it's approaching. All right, well now he's already come up and started talking to us. Hey. Did you hear us talking about you just then? No. OK, great. We won't. We won't.

We won't. We won't. Oh, OK. Hey, this planet's real sexy and horny and hot. Yeah, you can. Where's the best place to get a suck and fuck around here? Oh, you can get a suck and fuck anywhere you want. Well, I'm a space marine.

I just finished coming back from killing a bunch of animals. They're aliens there too, but they had animals. The aliens had animals. Like we do. They had alien chaos and dogs, and they had an alien horse, and I wrote it. I broke it in. We got a saddle for it, but it was a space saddle.

And I fucked the horse. I'm a marine too. I'm a space. No an astronaut. No Why don't what am I what you're you're you're you're a you're a little duck. I'm a duck I'm a space tank is a seas like rocket. Have you seen the Guardians of the Galaxy? Before I go I go say I've seen a guy guy into the Galaxy movie he's not engaging with us rocket raccoon I'm a guy I'm a sassy guy

I'm a sassy guy that's a really old movie but they gave him on they gave him the arms of a man that they found I'm a sassy duck he's a sassy duck with the arms of a man big arms too I work with NASA though

mmm yeah he works with NASA and he's got the he got the arms of a man allowable. I'm going to make love. Exactly. Oh yeah, go ahead on that. And we're back from the ad.

Hi, I'm an empath. So I know if someone's lying and I've got to tell you duck, this marine friend Mark of yours is lying. About what? The space technology you You're testing it and you're gonna make a wormhole and traveled at the other planet. Why? No, you didn't tell me that. Well, that's the thing that you don't understand Before coming here, I went to a place called

Remember it's a little company called remember because because I wanted to experience, I'd never been to Mars, and I wanted to see what it was like. So I went there, they went to put a memory, my, I had, they went to put a memory in my head of having been to Mars, because my wife, Sharon's, I'm married to Sharon Stone, she was like, don't get her Mars, and then I was like, what I really want to do. So I went to this place and they said, oh, for a couple of extra space bucks, we can make you like a space marine that's written on animals and dogs and horses and your best friends at Duck with the Arms. And I went, okay, but then while they were putting the memory in my head, it broke my brain broke because I am a Space

Marine boat with a friend my ducks are best friend my best friends are duck and now fucking this up and now We've done aliens and now I was just proposing we do the aliens plot I'm doing I'm doing total total. I know, but you're just describing everything you've done is just describing none of the All these films were exciting because they were happening I mean everything you've done is just describe something There's already my favorite part of a movie is after someone's seen it they tell me what has happened in it That's the most exciting part for me Okay, if we disagree fundamentally on that, that's fine. We can go to, do you wanna go to this place?

I don't wanna go to Total Recall. It's called Remember. I don't wanna go to Total Recall. Well Total Recall is when you remember everything. In fact, there's a few memories I'd love to get rid of. Yes. I was seeing Kate. No, don't do a total sunshine.

I'm so not of this one. Don't a turn on sunshine of the spotless mind. It's a sci-fi. It's just got a different tone. True. I was just thinking about my turn. I'm a sassy space duck. Yeah, let's go. She was so cool at the start and then we started fighting.

My watch is broken? Hmm. Your watch is broken. And, your watch is broken. Your girlfriend erased memories of you. Misha want to come. And Chacha Binks is here. Chacha Binks is here. Hey Chacha. Hey Chacha. Hey Chacha. Listen, you, Chacha, me, Sassy Duck. And a Misa! And Jar-Jah, peace. You are a Jar-Jah! A Misa Jar-Jah! We never think of it done this idea before. Two Jar-Jahs? Yeah, maybe not.

Yeah, mate. You're the more Italian. Yeah, I'm from a different part of Naboo. So there's a Italian man Jar-Jah. I'm gonna do a Navi now. No, I keep knowing Jar-Jah. I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do one of the water Navi. If that's okay.

No, don't do that. Why not? Because, why not? Don't. They're just blue people, they're not. It wouldn't be racist for me to do a Navi. Don't do a water Navi. Okay, I'll do the, I'll do the,

was okay for Kate Winslet to do it. Not for you. Okay. Your so your Jar Jar your Italian Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar is also a little Carabini for my liking so what I'm going to do is I'm gonna create a new character He's an alien like Jar Jar. He's fun. He's crazy. He's a little bit like Jar Jar me to eat. Just show it. Just show it Hello Hi, how are you? Good. How are you?

Oh, my name is Grail. Grail. Grail. Welcome to KFC. Thank you. Stop it. What? I, please.

Welcome to Moon KFC. Thank you. Thank you. Welcome to Moon KFC. Could I please have four vegan hot and spicy chicken? What brings you here, Greg? Because we have, because in the future, there are no chicken. What brings you here, Greg?

On the moon. There are no chicken on the moon. There are chicken on earth. There are just some chicken. But there are no chicken on the moon. They use, so we use, they use the technology. Let me, I work here. Match like the replicator technology that beamed you down to this moon. Grom. Chicken, Jaja. Wait, what are you, I'm, I work at KFC. Bye. I'm 13. Stop leaving.

You're a bit of narrative. Get out of KFC. You kicked out. I don't want you here anymore. Fine. Hey Grom. I'm not Grom. Who are you? I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Captain Jean-Luc Picard. We are three best friends. Yes. Captain Jean-Luc Picard. We are three. We are...

Wait a minute. I know what's happening. We are three friends who work for NASA, who were sent into space, and we've traveled through a milky way or some shit that's affecting our minds and making all these characters come out. Or... No, no! Or! Or we're at a KFC on the moon. I don't think that's what it is. So I think both I'll choose like band-a-statch. I'm trying to... What do you say? What is it? A a lot of characters being thrown out in our narrative episode? Yeah, and I've just found the sci-fi reason for that and what was that that we are on a mission from space

Okay, and we're travel space from space to somewhere. I don't know why or how aware. Yeah. Oh That's great that ties it back into the story and that explains this sporadic weird That's like that time spaces come undone so the adventure is and it's a defense mechanism for gassy space clouds You did all the planet that were approaching Okay, and it's defense business like it's salaris now. I've got one question You did say we this was happening because we were traveling through a Milky Way. Now, presumably we were in the Milky Way because we're near Earth and the Moon and stuff. I don't know, Saffyship.

No, no, no, the Milky Way. People, everyone knows the Milky Way is a galaxy. But you were saying we're traveling through it, which makes me think we were traveling through a little chocolate bar. No, is that what it is? No, no, the Milky Way. The Milky Way. Okay, sure. And Mark, your story. I mean, that's gonna be hard to talk, because that's really good. Yeah, you love the young Bobby. I do really like that.

Can we be eating Milky Ways in your stories? Yes, that can be part of it. Okay, cool. My mind was that I didn't have much sponsorship from Milky Way. I didn't have much because I was Milky Way. Do you want me to get you one? Oh, very good. So hard to decide between these two plots. Pick one. No, go and tell me you plot, man. I didn't have much. I just thought that we were on a KFC on the moon.

Uh. I like Brodans. It reminds me of Solaris meets Aburai Loso Hoss or Vanilla Skies. It's a bit Vanilla Skies. It's a bit Abrae's Le Hossos, which is the Mexican version of Spanish Vanilla Skies. Yeah, I'm going to go with Vanilla Skies Solaris. And so we're playing. Shh, wait a minute, I've come too. And Zack and Mark are under, they're still in the Milky Cloud.

I'll wake them up. Oh, I'm in the Milky Cloud. I've woken up from the Milky Cloud. The defense mechanism for this spaceship, for this planet, I don't love science. Is it gone? Can I be honest with you? I like, when I reference Vanilla Sky and Solaris,

those are two sort of very thematic chill, thoughtful pieces and you just brought us straight into an action third act. That's good, yeah. That's right. You need to do it. No, you don't. I always thought we were going to listen to this podcast. For us to realize that maybe we were already dead. Okay. Well, that's where that's wake up. Oh. Oh. guys, I have some bad news. The queen has been sent to Pluto and we have to get her. Love this.

We have to retrieve her because if we don't, this is a good, this is a good, this is the new queen of England. I like to yours, but this is like just a little Nigen, Megan Markle. Oh, oh, Megan Markle has become Megan. She's changed her name to Megan. It's the future. How old is she? 26. She's the third. Megan, Megan Markle the third. So how many Megan Markles were there? There's two Megan Markles and then three Megan Markles. Yeah. 2026, 2527. Broden, I think you were mistaken, 2026 Earth 2 times,

it's close to a black hole. It's actually thousands of years. Thousands of years in the future. Thousands, millions. Oh. So she's stuck on on Pluto All right, who has a headache sack or the character Wait a minute. Are you maybe this is the space cloud?

Maybe this is the space cloud getting into cerebrum cerebrum professor X's Mind trap because he's he's franchised here. I like the Pluto thing. Megan Markle III was taken by people at the opposite. No, no, when they be like a Stan Winston style, like, What do you call yourself when you're in a group? Can they look like gumbas in Super Mario Brothers? Like 93? But no, not gumbas, but can they have that effect? Well, what's the opposite?

Someone who loves the monarchy, the monarchist. A Republican, no, no, no. A Republican, a Republican. By Republicans. Space Republicans. Space Republicans that look like gumbas from the Super Mario Brothers movie from the 90s. But like with the shell body of the Fifth Element, and we're monarchists there.

Yes, and they all have stones in their tummy. And we're monarchists. We're monarchists. We're earth monarchists. I just think it's nice. I just think it's nice the way that like they, I just think it's nice. I just think it's nice, the way that like they, I just think it's a nice little layer for our country to have, you know, they don't have it in other countries. Quick, take your guns. Yes, I shak.

We have to save me to mark on the first. Why did you eat your guns? It's really delicious. It was the space cloud, yes. I have another one. He keeps eating his guns. Oh, that's nice. I just think it's PC gun mad that they've gotten rid of the nude girls on page three. He's a monarchy space. I just think my happy loved the nude girls on page three. Take your gun. Yeah, I'm

I'm. So we should have stopped eating the guns. We have a limited amount of guns. Now Pluto is cold. So bring a jacket. Oh, the planetoid. Yes. The dwarf planet. Yes, the dwarf planet. I, this is really awkward.

I thought she was the cartoon character. No. We're just passing formally Uranus, recently renamed your bum, and we're heading towards Neptune. That was just the funny thing that happened in history was some buffoon got in charge of NASA. I just a real clown. Who? Steven Fry. He's not, he's quite, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's uh... no he just just that with the world is become one i want to know is one nation the british empire runs the earth no no there's just no countries

but you said there's a queen yeah but that's just happenstance that's just the world voted and that's who they pick so that there's a british empire no no no no other people around them are from all nations the last queen was uh... newseal and from newseal and we just said it was another meagan markable. No, she's just the third.

Come here, come here. Come here, Mark, come on man. Come on man. Come on, you just got to pull. I mean, you come at it, but you don't understand it. I don't have any interest. Have you ever been into the padded? It hasn't started.

So I don't think we're going to worry about this. It has. This is all we're in the spaceship and going through the gassy cloud. I have to say, I have to say, I thought Camilla was beautiful at her wedding. That was a million years ago. Yeah. So Camilla, look, seven. Anyway, we've just crossed an episode where on our way to Pluto I'm worried

Fucking fast and Neptune and you're a and your bum are in alignment right now But no, we took it so we have to turn what happens when we land on this on this planet Is it a planet now how they come back to calling it a planet? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it got bigger. It grew in size. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think that's the issue. It's all the porno's.

What? It wasn't really the size that was the issue. Well, it got bigger and people moved in. Okay. So, what are we doing when we land? We got to find her and save her. We think they're hostile. The people are the... Oh!

They... They're not there! Oh! They were fine! Sick! It was all a big reset, the standing, you see. Great! Shall we go back to the first? Yeah. Can I

go to toilet first? Yeah. Great. It's easier to go on Pluto than... Oh no! Oh no. Yes. Oh no. Oh no. It's true. Well, I can't believe it's true. Well, yes, it's true. Well, I can't believe it's true. It's unfathomable that this is true. Yes, and I'll tell you what is it that you see before you?

This person who I can't believe is here and it's... Broden. Broden is here, and he's taken... But I'm old. He's old. I'm young. And he's, but he's young of mind. Uh, he's put a young mind into an old body, because old people on Pluto, uh, just get it more.

They fucking get it. It's cold here. It's freezing. Everyone's got, everyone went to Super Dry and bought a jacket before they came in. Old Brodin, what do you want with this? Two similar little things we're doing coming up, so I'm out. I'm out. No, I want it. I'm playing future brother.

Brodin. I think he's just, I'll bring something. We got something we got coming up. So we just leave it. I want, uh, he's all too similar to something we got coming up. Don't worry about it. So we just leave it. I won. Well, he's dead. But what's that in his mouth? A piece of my shit.

A piece of my shit. Because I was rock marks shit. I was just on the toilet. And there was no toilet paper. Oh my god. I had to use the hand towel that was in the other part of the toilet. So I had to, and I didn't want to pull my pants up because the poo I'd taken was wet and it got everywhere on my bum. And I didn't want to put my underwear on and get the poo on my

underpants. So I walked out of the toilet with my pants there and my willy out looking for more toilet paper in the other room but there was none but there was a hand towel so I took the hand towel I made it wet and went back into the toilet and wiped with the hand towel and unsure what to do now because the hand towel I'd pull over it, I looked in the toilet and my poo was gone. And all that was left was this handheld covered in my wet poo. What? Well that marks the end of our sci-fi adventure. If you enjoyed the sci-fi adventure, please let us know. Someone saw me, someone saw me when I walked out. It would be fun. Someone came into the toilet and saw me with my, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, what, that doesn't, you should have just asked

or called out, and I said in a panic and in order to do, and then they left, and I took the handheld. We thought it'd be fun to try something a little different. I do a bit of an adventure again, like the old days of the podcast. And then I went back out again, so I find out as I how like going to get rid of this

hand towel and I found a plastic bag just like a cold shopping bag and I put it in that cold I put it this got left over from somewhere else and I put it in the bag and then just and then just carried it home full of shame and washed it at home. Broden you got anything to promote? No, no, but I would say to our audience, let us know what you think that was the narrative of that episode. Explain how you think that that was a narrative.

And we love fan art. So... So... You know, we've really imagined we were creating the imagined world there. We don't know what they look like, We'd love to know what you think. And also for those who thought maybe as a little confusing or jarring or whatever, it's fucking hard. Come up with the new stuff.

It's real fucking difficult. So, you know, like, we're just giving it our best shot. We're just trying our hardest and, you know, if it didn't work out for you, then just fucking booey. Have a think about, you know, how difficult it is to create a whole new original world. Yeah, you got to make a podcast with 340 odd podcasts. Yeah, you know, sometimes you win some, you lose some.

And this was a win. But this was a win. This was a win. This was a win. This was a win. This was a win. I was transported. I loved it.

I think that the whole thing was in my mind, we were astronauts, and we went into this moon cloud shit, and it fucked our minds, and so the whole film, the whole narrative is our brains. Very, very. Should we say, should we say? What you actually listened to there was a little different because it wasn't the improvised podcast we usually do. That was actually a reading of a pilot we have written.

That's right. Unfortunately, it was rejected by Amazon, Netflix, HBO, ABC, Channel 7. Channel 9 YouTube. And YouTube. They just said you can't even do it on your own dime. But we wanted to get it out there. And if you love that idea and you wanna see

what happens next on that adventure, we will do some rewrites before we film it. We think we got a little lost in the notes. Got a little cladded. But otherwise, I think it's good. Yeah, that was what we just performed was a script. Was a scripted. And the name of that pilot is called

Milky Way Boys. Come back. It's a Pluto. And that's the name of the podcast. Thank you so much for tuning in. And if you want to see this as a TV show, you have to get behind it. Yeah.

Shake Earth, Heaven and Fire to get this show made. I thought we'd be on the nice ending. Do we need to fill time? No. Do you want to do that? Do you want to try that for that ending again? No. This feels good. If you... That is because I'm sorry. This was right, this was better. This was better. Yeah, this was a better and the same thing on a good night. I think this is a thing on a knock.

Right now it feels good. It feels good to end it like this. Yeah, I was pretty happy. Yeah, I'm happy to end it. I'm happy now. Anything else? Anything else? Anything else? On rating it, I think it was a little unclear. What was going on?

I thought we've been a nice ending there and then... No, but this is good. This is a good way to end it. I'm just trying to find been a nice ending there and then... No, but this is good. This is a good way to end it. I'm just trying to find a nice moment when you go in. It was a little... Yeah, yeah. We could end it down, bro. Bro, did you just do the signal?

Let's wrap it up. Yeah. Yeah, I'm happy to end it down. Boy, it's happy to end it down. Yeah. Because I'm happy to end it down. I just think, uh... Yes, yes.

This is the time to end it. Yeah, yeah. Just fight it out. That's funny. Fight it out. Yeah. We'll just wrap it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just fight it out, wrap it up. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wrap it up. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. It's just good to get that tiny ending. Because it's the, you can end it hard with a really funny joke because there are times when we'll hit a hard joke or call it a button.

Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, it's a button. But, hmm, but I don't call it a close none. But I think there's something about fading out just you know. Or you want to find that, you just want to find that. Funny last line, like at something unexpected and then just pull out. At a time when like no one expects to say pull out, yeah it's good. What are you don't? I'm some of my Instagram. Yeah

What are you guys up to now? I've got to do a bit of a business thing for the production company, but I think I'll do that in the afternoon Yeah, that'd be funny Like I'll I say something really silly towards the business Oh yeah, that'd be funny. That was a good point. That's a good point. Like, I don't know how I say something really silly. I thought about the business. Yeah, just pull out there. Oh, we're gonna, oh, we just gonna sit out there.

Yeah, good. Good luck here. Yeah. Yeah, just like that. Yeah, just like that. And done. All right, I just I feel like we've got it in on a unlike a proper. I think probably just don't get a talk. Yeah, I think he's refusing to talk.

He's just like, I'm done. Maybe if he says one thing, just something. I'm just, you are the one that will, you got it, and then we'll pull out. If you say something now, that's gonna be the cap, you know what I mean? Cause it's funny that you're not talking, but maybe right now he's gonna say,

we re, I think now that we've set up that you're not talking and we really need to end on you, bro. You know what I mean? That'll be like a, and even if you go, I'm not gonna talk or something, you know? Oh, yeah. What do you mean? No, it's just, it's like, you can find it and we can search for that.

What do you mean? Maybe we pull out right now. Yeah. Right now. Yep. Yep. Yeah. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week!

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