Aunty Donna Podcast - New Theme Song: Part 3 feat. Tom

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

We heard your feedback loud and clear so we came back into the studio to give the theme song another crack.   LINKS  Follow Tom on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/irontomdom   Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig   Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/   CREDITS   Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno   Guest: Thomas Zahariou Intro VO: Tom Zahariou  Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett, Jim Cruse & Tanya ZerekAudio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper   Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh    Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Listener Production G'day Legends and welcome to another Ripper episode of the Auntie Donna podcast. This week Zach Broden, Mark and Tom continue perfecting the new theme song. Remember, if you're loving the pod you can get access to the video version and bonus content at AuntieDonnaCl club.com. You listen to the anti-donna podcast. The greatest fucking podcast in the world. Brolin' like a jacket sometimes, and guess we hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast. Hello, and welcome to the anti-donna podcast

based on internal feedback and letters, emails we've received from some very vocal members of parliament. I would use the word I write. I write. I write members of the Aunty Donna fan club. What? What? Have they? Um, they, um, when those fans reached out, where had they ate? No, they rated. Oh, I thought no way. And they rated it poorly. I thought, hey guys, just so you know, I've eaten.

I ate. I ate. Oh right. I ate. Maybe they ate, I ate fans. I ate fans. I rate that feedback is what I'm saying. They were very polite.

They were. But people haven't quite enjoyed the new theme song. Mark, can you go back, because maybe this is the first week that someone's listening, giving us a crack, like a chiropractor. Like a chiropractor with a new patient. They're giving us a crack. We're basing our medicine on Spine where's this going? What is this? I don't you know? I'm trying I'm trying we are re

We're gonna have to rework the theme song like the Matrix like re animated Reloaded reloaded re Voluctions re just take a break. I'm sorry. Reloaded. Re. Voluctions. Re. Just take a break. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

No, it's all good. It's all good. We have to redo the theme song because it's confused and upset a lot of people. Now, just say someone's listening to this podcast for the first time. It's their first crack at it. Like a chiropractor just out of chiropractic. Yeah, it was after somebody's had a delicious Chinese meal and they want to see their fortune. Yeah, they've cracked that fortune. They're giving it a crack.

Or it's New Year's Eve at 11.59 and it turns midnight and the first firework goes up. The first crack. Yeah, not given it a crack first crack The first star first crack like a plumber Working on your sink. Hmm. You're seeing his first fireworks, but he's just new see what you have to clarify with the first crack Concept is that it's their first crack. Maybe it's the first time you've seen that. I don't think it has to be their first crack.

Well, are we talking about cracks? Are we talking about first cracks? I don't know. I'm happy to say if you want clarity on what a crack is, right in. Right in. We'll do another one down the line. Crack. What's that in Irish? Irish, good crack. Good time.

Good time. Well, this is a good, this, uh, I'm having a good crack. So it's someone's first crack at the podcast, they're like, they, let's give them a bit of context. What are you talking about when you talk about a theme tune? What? He's helping you out. Oh, is it? Yeah. What do you say? I mean, I need to take a break.

What song don't people like take a break Don't people like What song they're writing in? They didn't like a song oh Right no, I see what he was saying. I despised it. I didn't care for despise I'm being I doubt when I found out that was the highest watch YouTube video of all time. I was confused Now chicken in a bag Now chicken in a bag, something that hasn't resonated with an audience, our management, or anyone here at Listener. So two weeks ago, we wrote Chicken in a Bag, we had Tom here, we made a new theme song.

Do you understand what I'm going to get? They've never heard of it. It was about four weeks ago, I think. Hi, my name's Roderkely. I'm a comedian performer. What? No, why would you? No, no, no. I'm so sorry, Tom. Hit it, hit it. Hi, my name's Roddy Kelly. I'm a comedian performer. I'm so sorry, Tom.

He's hit his $15 laptop big deal. We don't need to fully introduce the concept of the podcast. 300 and what? 80 podcasts in. If you're not aware at a base that there are people on the podcast and they have names what you're doing now is great. Well, that's what I mean That is good That is well that is that's what the theme song you should say Broden mark and sack holy shit

I guess Tom you have seen into our souls. This is Tom Armstrong time. Oh wait. I'll make it part of the dialogue Yeah, okay. Yes, Tom our composer and and sound guy. That's such a good point. Yeah. The one who was here two weeks ago, remember, when we composed a new theme song, and one that ended up being about chicken in a bag. And immediately that chicken in a bag, as fun as it was, it didn't quite nail the brief of an opening theme sheet. And we ran out of steam. We did the first one and we thought it was really good. Put this into a sentence. I am putting it into a sentence. I am.

I am putting it into a sentence. I'm sorry to interrupt, ma'am. I was doing the sentence. I don't know about that. Yeah, you gotta put that sentence into a sentence. You gotta be like, no, and you go with, and don't you remember Zach when? And then just say exactly what you just said. Oh, like answer the question in a sentence when you're doing an interview about no like we're having a conversation

Yeah, forget that you the audience member are here. Uh-huh Yeah, that's so true. Zach and remember how we did that just to give it more I don't know if you need to do that when it's a conversation Because when it's like when it's an interviewer asking you a question and then they're going to cut the interviewer out, it makes sense to go, well, when we started the theme song, we blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, if the question was when did you start the theme song? But we're just conversing.

Like a shoe store owner. Selling the hottest wares. We are conversing. They're conversing. And we're looking into your soul. Yes! Oh, good. Yeah, good.

Wow. Should it be a shoe song? Yeah, I think so. So we're cracking back in. We are cracking back in. Much like. Much like a drug dealer taking advantage of somebody who is vulnerable in a bad state, we're giving them their first crack.

We're cracking back in. Cracking back in. Yeah. Or someone relaxing, they're having another crack. We're having another crack. Maybe I'm at the Milk Bar, a cafe sort of patisserie across North America, David Chang's Milk Bar. Now they have changed the name, but they used to have a crack pie. Yeah, but they changed it because it was as offensive as the jokes we would just make.

But when it was called crack pie, perhaps I'm having a cheeky Sunday afternoon. I've enjoyed one Crack Pie and you know what? Scratch dinner, I'm going to have another Crack Pie. We're having another Crack Pie today at the theme song. Because chicken in a bag, as I said earlier, Tom's here. Yeah, I'm here, hi. And who's Tom? Tom?

I feel like that's one already been explained in this podcast, that's too easy information to look up. Now, Zach, when you say now who's Tom, are you referring to, are you asking who is that man over there that I'm looking at right now? Or are you referring to the who's Tommy,

which is a musical from the 70s. The who made a musical called Tommy, the who's Tommy. I need to understand now if what you're asking is a legitimate question, because I feel like there were enough context cues to indicate that I was talking about Tom Armstrong. The who's Tommy is a massive musical. Oh yeah, it is.

And I don't think there was a person on planet Earth. Earth. Whoa, we are so in sync. Sink. Sink. This is like a best of our time. We're doing so many bits we've done in like one. Tom, where would you like to start with?

Tom's time is limited. On this Earth. On this Earth. On this earth. As all of us is. As all of us is. We are but a blip in an infinite universe. We are a rotting bag of flesh and we're lucky to get 10, 20 good years out of whatever we fucking have on this planet.

And be thankful for them. Be thankful for them, absolutely. The curse of existence is something that haunts me daily. Can I ask Mark earlier you mentioned we ran out of steam you were talking about. I wasn't talking about a train. No, no, no, no, no, no, you were talking about the chicken in a bag. My kettle is fine. We ran out of steam. We ran out of steam because because and we ended up just doing the chicken in a bag so.

Audience is broadly aware of the fact that that steam is water in a gaseous state. Yes, but there's also men, it's not just broads that listen to us. Now, Tom. Because to clarify for Mark, Zach, there's an app you can get on your laptop that allows you to play video games on your laptop. Called Steam. So that's what he was referring to. Tom was playing Steam.

Tom was playing? Oh, we ran out of a Steam subscription because we attached it to the wrong app. You don't have to pay for Steam. Steam is a free app for anyone to use. There's not a premium element to Steam? No, you can't run out of Steam. There's no way that Steam's mate can make you pay for anything. No, no, no. You have to pay for your games.

But you download... There it is. I rest my case. You win? I win. Fuck. All right. One's a broden, zero to mark. All you gotta do is change the goal post.

If you're having an argument with someone and they've proven you wrong, you just imply that you meant something different. What do you think about this, Broden? That's how you win over? I think they should get 10 points for hitting the goal post, because that's quite hard to do in football. Yeah, I would say you just game on would be my change to the rule.

So don't stop because it hit the post. If it bounces back in, keep playing. If it bounces, hits the post and then goes in, whatever area it went into. I think if it just hits the pole, bounces out, 10 points to that team. That's hard. I disagree.

They should put a pole right in the middle. They should do a few pole. What authority do you have on this none none? He has more than you excuse me cunt. He's got a podcast called the footy I rest my case I heard your podcast our footy It's just me and one ball we got a ball and we sit down and we just you know we then all right And we sit down and we just, you know, we vent. All right. Tom.

Mark, you're losing control of the podcast. I have lost control of the podcast and I apologize. And I'm going to get it back on the rails, like a train full of steam giving it a crack. Now, Tom. Yes. Have you ever been on a monorail? Yes.

Yep, I have too. Tom, do you want to do some monorail stuff? Can we not? No, I think to. Tom, do you want to do some monorail stuff? Can we not? No, I think we should move on. We've got a guest here. It's rude not to get to him. Tom. Yeah.

So if you could just get straight to it. Tom, maybe ask him a question. Wrap this intro up. Tom, that's OK. I mean, I would appreciate it. Would you, Brody? Yes. We need.

Just power through our bullshit. We need to figure out... So don't let us... The new... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm actually gonna get something at the end of this year. And it broke my little heart. Because I was like, if we don't pull our socks up, like if you were at a blue light disco, because there's your ankle deep in pre-com. And you need to pull your socks up.

Oh my God. Yep. We like that we must pull our socks up. But it's just a bunch of horny teens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can cut that. No, don't cut that. It's just a bunch of horny teens. Yeah. Yeah. You can cut that. No, don't cut it. It's all right. It's all right. I'm fine with it. It's a sharp enough observation. I just saw how much it upset everyone else.

Just if I... I think our audience and the world, hey, I'm a teenager, I'm pre-coming. That's all right. Yeah, let's take it. It exists. Let's not be so prudish. And just, you know, let's be more like page. Be a little more charmed by the three sisters, page, poo and Phoebe. Is it prune?

What? And then that yeah, there's prune. It's it's prune. And then page page. Phoebe and prune. A small prune. And then page. Page. Page. Feed me. And prune. A small prune. And piper. And piper.

That's what I thought her magic trick was. She could take the form of an attractive woman, even though she was a prune. Oh, I thought she was able to turn into a lovely bush that's been well-manacured. No, she's a little prune. No, not prune. She's a dried fruit, mark. That would just be silly

Now then that would be prunish that would be prunish But we should Fucking take a break for a second. Go to an ad or something because we've got so much done We have we've got very little work done and we'll be back and we'll be back. And we're back with Tom Armstrong, our musical guest for this evening who wants to write us. We don't need to intro Tom.

I agree, I agree. Hit it Tom. Tom, where did we, last time we had five demos. Hit it Tom. Last time we had five demos and hit it! What am I hitting? Make some music. See what happened was we landed on the rock tune last time and that's what the bag was.

So do we want to change, go for a different tune or do you want to stick with that tune? Let's play that and we'll sing the lyrics. Because I think we got over doing the intro after a week as we said we would. Yeah we did, we got to bored and hit it Hello welcome to the podcast this week it's shell brazier Not this not this week. No, I don't think we should argue in this bit I think we should actually just figure out what we're gonna say and then just have someone say it unless this is a good vibe

No, this is terrible. Is it? Yeah. Well I mean the podcast is funny though. I think it's gonna be. Chicken in a bag. Frozen chicken in a bag. Chicken in a bag. This is good. Frozen chicken in a bag. I think it's great. It's pretty good. That's a song about when you bulk buy chicken and then you put individual chickens into the Ziploc bag. Yeah, and remember to put the date on it. Oh, I don't I yeah, I don't date my meat and I should you should you really should Because you're regretted in like however many months later, but I the thing is is that it The song doesn't quite resonate for me anymore because over the holiday period I did this with ribs. So would you like to make it ribs in a bag?

Either that or make it about the podcast. I think we have two choices here. Or we pick a different song. What other songs you got? Idiot. Remember the glitch hop song that went like this? Oh that's right. It's just like a fun upbeat sort of thing. What's up?

Welcome to the Andy Donham podcast. Oh yeah. You did that thing when you were like this, Ryn. Andy Donham podcast. That's pretty good. I like that. Yeah. Then we have the Drum and Bass song. That's pretty good. I like that. Yeah.

And then we have the Drum and Bass song, which was too emotional for us. Oh no, we were like, this one made me cry from memory. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not in a good place right now, so. You remind me of my past. Yeah.

But you could. Everybody give me this man, man. Go on, man, man. Well, this is just the talky bit right. Yeah, this is like every week Mark, Zach and Broden get together and do crazy improvisations. Bro, Zach and Mark, I did on a podcast, suck my ass and lick my balls, lick my balls, lick my ass, suck, suck, suck, suck my ass, suck my whole, lick my bag, fuck me from behind.

No Mark, I think that brings up problems because it makes Mark so baudish. Yeah I got horny. Yeah I think it's it that brings up problems because it makes mark so boardish. Yeah, I got horny. Yeah, I think it's great I actually think I think the the intro is You got where you're a bawdy boy your body boy, I've always been a board I don't think I should have to change just no if anything it sets the tone for like if you're having a crack Yeah, it's like oh, this is too rude This is the top 50th podcast for December out of Australian comedy podcasts, right? We don't need to for audio Collected yeah, just for Australian made podcasts in Australia for the month of December. This was number 50

We don't need to fucking hold back people love this shit. They love it So I think that's potentially got the most Legs it's got Rhonda birchmore legs. Yeah legs for days legs 11 that one the intro though It's hard because the intro makes me soft, but then the main song just makes me fucking we could remove the cords That's the fun thing we could do, because I have a computer here. Oh, so you want to talk? Well, we could. Well, but even the first one.

Could you get Steam on that? No, I'm not sure if you can get Steam on the MacBook. I believe you can get Steam on the MacBook. I just believe your options for games are limited. Yeah, I got Steam for MacBook, and I got a click and solve game from the 90s that was existential or a click and solve game. Oh, nice.

And it was a lot of fun, and then I haven't used Steam since yeah You should try a I think it's called two-point hospital. Okay enjoy that game And here's the John Wick sort of tune Yeah, and then we do the whole thing you do a little talk you say this week Tom's on the pod to write a new theme song, um, take it away Tom. Five, six, seven, eight. Everybody's gonna know I'm on a podcast. Everybody's gonna make it on the podcast. You're gonna make it on the podcast. This is the only on a podcast. Mark, second Tom and Broden and sometimes some guests. You know, it doesn't.

Here's what I'm thinking and I'm coming back with it and fresh eyes, I'm thankful for the death threats we received about the last thing. Absolutely, it's brought us back to this point. I reckon, how many songs you got? We got one more. I'm leaning towards every, there's a four week rotation. Oh, watch out.

It's fucking out there. A four week rotation where every week, well, what it does is it makes our audience who come to this for a fun holiday, a relaxation, never lets them rest easy. Yeah. You're never comfortable. You're never going to know what they're going to get. Yeah. You're never quiet. So we could do chicken in a bag every five weeks. Yeah. And then maybe people would be less upset or they'd be on the a bag every five weeks. Yeah. And then maybe people would be less upset.

Or they'd be on the upset once every five weeks. And if someone's upset with the chicken. So we're alternating like it's like a leap, an alter. Because I thought you were saying do four weeks of this one. No. No. A constant role. OK.

Hit it. Here's the last one. This is the too sad one actually. Yeah, the other one was more nostalgic. Yeah. This is sad. Yeah. but I think if you talk with an update I'll be sort of hey. Yo, what's up? Welcome to the anti-during podcast. Yeah, we can anti-during podcast I've been Zach. I know this one was Caught like it could come off as very corporate was my thing. No. Yes. That's right. Yeah, not that it's wrong with the song

Hi, welcome to Black Maw's Multivitamins, the corporate event where we discuss the best ways for multivitamins to be placed in stores in Coles and Woolworths around Australia. Now I should say to anyone listening, these thoughts, these ideas that I'm saying, never criticisms of Tom's work. No is a Very accomplished musician. It's really specifically about whether it fits with the auntie Donna brand So all great pieces of music. Yeah, can I hear the first one again? Yeah, here's what I want to propose to you boys Yes This one, but if it had a bit of a

this one but if it had a bit of a do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do on the tom-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do did. How would we go about that? No, no, you've got an instrument. Can I hear that? Can I hear that? Sure. I think it's a program, sort of like this sort of like a Zorro or a sort of like tails from an old man of a vigilante in the small Mexican community. It's like the story set in 1890, but this section is set in 1920. Yes. Someone remembers back to 1890. Yeah. Okay, I've got thoughts once it finishes. I want to hear it all the way through. Okay, all the way through, because I don't think once the drop hits, it's in key. I've got to give you a hint of what I'm going to say at the end of this.

I think it's really bad, but let's play through. You don't want the guitar to cut out when the drop hits. I do. You do? Okay, great. So it'll just be like a little, we could even fade in the drums if you guys wanted to. So it's all like Ah welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast

This week we're doing this This is I don't know why I all just makes me feel very uncomfortable. Something about that whole thing that just settles me. I hate the guitar. Yeah, me too. What other options are there? I think, what was the one about licking my ass and back and stuff? Oh, you want to hear that one more? But it's going to make you horny, Mark.

Yeah, but let's try and remove the horny element from it. Can you? I think so. Okay well I think I can try. So what was it this one? That made you horny? It is. It's this makes him flaccid. It only drops. This is flaccid and then he gets rock hard. So do you want me to open up the session and remove some of these chords perhaps? Yeah I think so. I think I wouldn't mind just fucking with that. Is there any sort of like old guitar? Yeah we could find something it's a different BPM but I can work on it. Old sort of Spanish, South American sound. Yeah we'll see if we can find something at about 174 BPM just let me open this up. 174 BPM. Why does it have to be the same time signature? Yeah actually Tom. It doesn't have to Tom, step away from all these expectations.

Just put that piece of music on top of this. Right, give me a second. We're opening up a new session here. Hey guys, did you know the sun is four times, 400 times larger than the moon? Please don't read the Chris Kringle book. Fine. We'll keep the bass in there.

We'll kill it all the melody, hey? And we'll just start from scratch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The audience now will never know this fact about the moon and the sun what was it that's it's not that great of a fan what one's for you that's out of time actually I accidentally put it in perfectly in time. Oh, accidentally. Is this better, Mark? No.

No, in fact, it's much worse. Wait, just wait for the drop. Alright, fair enough. Okay, I have my notes. I think the guitar is wrong. Yeah, I think I wouldn't mind just trying You know like just like a little bit of bass, but like you can show me just the drums What's just the drums? What's just the drums? Okay? This is just the drums. Oh, so I'm so sorry I like that. Was there a little bit of guitar in it? Because I like that

And the guitar that was guitar will pop Yeah, maybe something like that just like a bit of it bit of it. Maybe like just that the whole time and then right before the drop it does a little that. Let's see if we can find like a cool design for you Mark. Please. You guys can talk while I have a little look if you want. No I don't want to. I'll tell you facts. Sit down. I'll tell you facts from this book I got from Chris. We're gonna do space facts. What was it? two months ago? Yeah Something like when was Christmas December. Oh, yeah, I Like that new metal base right fieldy. Yeah, you want to you want to feel this

Actually, I quite like that too. That's that's gonna be not what he was saying, but I know that is different There's a lot going on. Yeah, I want to hear it. I want to hear it. Let's hear it guys Should I just drop it in at like minus 10 decibels? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's fucking sick. That guy's playing the bass down at his knees. It's gonna be that. I could be a bit of Fred Dirst over there. Everybody will do it! I'm just gonna re-pitch it up here. See, you know what? Give me that one again. Sure.

Because I was like, nah. And then joking. And then it just so profoundly grew on me. I've put it in the right key now as well. So the bass isn't in drop C anymore, it's just in drop D. Oh. I'm just going to mix it in a bit too. Are you ready for some improvised comedy, cunt?

No, I think This is good. It is missing for me an acoustic guitar. I mean we gotta try it with the acoustic guitar. Oh you wanna hit the acoustic guitar? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over the top of this. I just wanna hear this drop. I don't like that. I don't have the words yet. I don't have the words yet.

But that's sort of a vibe of the top line. I've got good news for you guys because the acoustic loop is in the same key that I've now put the bass in. Oh, fuck. Is that a positive? So I think it's gonna work really well. Let's see. And then you do your thing again, Zack. When it comes in. This is more to my work. The bass has really grown on me to be completely...

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like straight away, if that's the person that listens to this switches off straight away, if you gave them something more inviting with our podcast, they're switching off within 10, 15 minutes. This just, this just moves the cut. It gets rid of the middleman. This is the first layer of sifting. Yeah. The most upsetting 30, if you can survive this audio,

then you are the demographic for this. Yeah. Try it again. All threere particles. I want to try some backing vocals. I want to try some backing vocals if that's all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you want to do the intro maybe.

Yeah, do an intro. Again. Yeah. I want to feel Fred Ders from you, Braden. Yes. Welcome to the Antidonna podcast. Oh, that's good. This week, we discuss the political landscape as the Republican

party moves towards the primary vote and Biden gears up for an exciting September for the national election presidential election. We're powered by the Anti-Donor Club. Go there for extra this week to the episode. Unless we hear from you, this is what the theme song will be going forward. If, unless you engage us directly, going forward, that is the new theme song. We'll see you next week. Oh, could I have one more guy? Okay, great. I just want to land the ending with Mark.

Oh yeah. Because then I think it will be listenable. Yeah, do you want me to make an ending? Because at the moment I've just got on loop. Do you want it to like feel it? Just a prolonged fart for me? Okay, prolonged fart. But after we got a lands that is my it's on a point gonna punk car and then like a really long we'll come together and I think that'll

be really sad sorry I played the baseline instead of instead of putting in fart that's okay there we're all human we all make mistakes all right to live is to fight yes I've got the liver's to I could find her and yeah is to fight. Yes. I've got the To live is to err. To err is to fight. I'm not going to listen to this. I'm just going to drop it straight into the session. So it is what it is. It will be a surprise for all of us. Ur is my favourite George Clooney show. It's pronounced E-R. Is it? Oh, that's funny.

If you were to extend it, you would make an emergency round. That's embarrassing. I'll mark that. Just get... Just timestamp that for the... For the social media clip. But just... That's a sharp joke. And we don't get them very often. And if the clip for this week could be just that footage nine times in a row,

I feel like we will go viral. Because er, what's er? Because that was my thing. I was like, what's when I heard it was a I don't laugh anymore, but I would have laughed if I was, you know. All right. Welcome to the Undy Donut podcast. This week, an exciting look at the history of the thylacine. Is it truly extinct from Tasmania? Or is there more than meets the eye? The Only Donna Club powered by Patreon supports us every week go there to subscribe for extra content every week from your great mates Enjoy the episode Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, a rip episode brought to you by auntiedonaclub.com. See you next week!