Aunty Donna Podcast - New Theme Song Part 5: feat. Tom

Episode Date: March 19, 2024

We came back into the studio to refine the new theme song and accidentally recorded our Magnum Ego instead. Let us know what you think!  LINKS  Follow Tom on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/irontomdom   Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig   Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/   CREDITS   Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno   Guest: Thomas Zahariou Intro VO: Tom Zahariou  Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett, Jim Cruse & Tanya Zerek Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper   Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener production. G'day legends and welcome to another RIP episode of the Aunty Donna podcast. This week Tom is back and we're still trying to find the right sound for our new theme song. Remember, if you're loving the Aunty Donna podcast you can get access to video versions and bonus content at Aunty Donna Club dot com. You listen to the Aunty Donna podcast,ub.com. Hi everyone. So based on some internal feedback and a couple of comments that we've received mostly on the Discord. They are nasty there. We have

decided to revisit- They should be a channel within the Aunty Donna channel on the Discord called Discourse and where you talk about your favorite meals. It should have been called the Discourse because Discourse is like a positive thing you're having discourse. But instead they've called it discord, which is apropos for the discordant opinions upon that app make me weep. And it's potpourri in the way that it smells quite lovely in the bathroom. There's no smell to an app. There can be. Well, there probably is, I suppose. I would think Facebook smells like metal. I think it smells like the servers that it lives in.

Like it smells like a server in Arizona. Why metal? I see the blue clean. And then for Instagram, I would say like a rainbow ice cream. Mm-hmm. And then for X like just pure garbage. X is like the Like a swamp like the tar pits in LA. That's what X smells like. I think X smells like that But someone's trying to cover it with some Lynx Africa Yeah, that's a good point. You find whatever putrid it is and then just add another layer of smell.

That day of the week where your bins are being picked up and you might be out walking your dog or walking to a trench. You're like, oh it's bin day. I can smell it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That truck's been through here recently. That's what X would smell like. YouTube? Like a nice, when you walk into a nice hotel there's like a perfume, like a soft perfume. Can I go back, I've got a theory for Facebook. Please. You know those little things, those little things where it's like a little pot of nice smelling thing and then there's a bunch of sticks in it? Yeah.

But you know how like most people they'll put that somewhere and then whenever you see it it's just like Mostly empty and the sticks are covered in dust. Yeah, that's what I think Facebook smells like is one of those things of sticks covered in dust This is really a is a great like psychological thing because I feel like I'm getting to understand what your opinions on these social media Platforms are based on how you would perceive. It's not that clever. X is stinky and Facebook is dusty. You know, well, I know, but it's saying a lot about you and your mental state right now. I only have one more. Yeah.

And it doesn't work to the things you've just said, but I feel like a Discord or a Twitch, I think they're the same thing. So, you know, that's- I mean, they couldn't be more different. But I think- One's a live streaming platform and the other's like a sort of- But they have an amorous relationship, those two platforms. They're in cahoots.

Yeah. They're definitely in cahoots, whether you like it or not. Like the dog and man. Like the dog and man. Well, because the dog is man's best friend. And we've evolved together in a synchronicity. Should I hold off what I think? Because from where I'm sitting they're the same thing. Just tell me the smell of them. They're completely different. Do you not think that a man completely different?

Can I just say Broden in your defence, Broden, like a man with a dog, that man smells a little of dog. Yeah, but Broden saying Discord and Twitch is the same thing as like me saying a mountain and a hole are the same thing. I've never really seen either. But if there's a hole in a mountain, would that hole not smell a little of that mountain? Mark, if you wanted to see my hole, all you had to do was just ask. Broden, I just want to see your goddamn mountain. I don't care about your hole. What is the mountain?

I think that... I'm just talking about his like enormous cock potential. Ego. Well, yeah ego. Yeah Broden's cock. Broden's cock is very thick. Too thick at the base, too thin at the top. And it used to be a volcano. Yeah.

And it is the biggest cock in the world, depending on whether you measure from sea level or not. Families often have picnics on it on the weekend. And many, many, many a hubristic white man has died halfway up it. Well that's, yeah. Anyway, we are... The colour of both of them is purple, thus they for me are the same thing. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, it's a, I mean it's a different purple.

And Zoom as well is obviously the same thing as well. Mark, when we land in Vancouver, when we're touring and we look out the window in Vancouver, what does it look like to you? Oh, I... What does Toronto look like? I mean, they all look the same to me. Exactly how I feel about Discord and Twitch. No, but that's all cities.

That's saying all apps. And I'm saying all nerd shit. All nerd shit. There we go. No, I love the Twitch community. No, now, I think it smells... Your prejudice has arisen. I think they both smell...

Well, well. They both smell like... Like blueberries. Oh, very nice. Describe the blueberry scent to me. I think I mean like when you would get something that isn't blueberries what that would smell like What? Blueberry chewing gum, blueberry car scent

Oh right right right Artificial blueberry It's funny that he says that because if I was going to say my smell of TikTok it's a slightly too sharp because it's a little bit cheap artificial strawberry. Yeah, nice. It's like, oh, I can smell. It's like a cologne at the line of cotton on strawberry. I agree with that. That's TikTok.

You've lost control. Take it back. I'm taking control back of the podcast because we've got some very serious work to do We have been trying for weeks now to write a new theme tune What? Yeah. Yeah, man Have you not been paying attention? Is that what we've been doing? Yes. You know none of these songs have been appropriate as a theme tune No, no, they haven't. Man on the moon. Man on the moon. Well, I don't want to get into that because that's quite you know Man on the Moon? Man on the Moon?

Chicken in a bag? Well, I don't want to get into that because that's quite, you know, I would, I think people do classify things as trauma too much these days. But that is trauma for me. Man on the Moon. Man on the Moon. Just that moment of, I mean, I'd love to revisit it for a second. I mean, I don't really want to because it does feel like I'm stepping back into a place

I don't want to be and I'm getting quite worked up. Like Everest, the world's largest open cemetery. Because so many people have died trying to climb it. And they're still there. You just leave them. Mm-hmm. There's people from the 80s, 90s up there. Mm-hmm. What does that have to do with what I'm talking about? He's just coming back. It would be harder to have sex up there than in a volcano. Yes. You agree? Well I'm just because we've been talking about your penis as a mountain and you're talking about lots

of dead people. You're mixing metaphors. What has happened to me and I apologise to everyone for what I'm about to describe and it's fine for this to be cut. You don't have to. You don't have to. And yet here I go. Say something with the it's this to be cut. You don't have to. You don't have to. And yet here I go. Is the sperm... Say something with the it's okay to be cut. The sperm... The sperm from your penis coming down the mountain and then that drying up and then all there be all... there's like dead little kind of potential people on there. Oh, dead sperm.

Dead sperm. Billions of dead people. If billions, that's alright. So in your... So your dick is the biggest open air baby cemetery. Were I not to clean it? Which you don't. Which is true.

I have it on good authority you don't. Now- Started as Broden's got a massive dick, to now like five minutes later Broden has never washed his dick off his- And it was never a good massive dick, it was a massive dick the shape of a mountain. Come on this is so bawdy, we're better than this. Brody. Brody, sorry, my apologies.

Tom Armstrong is here, Tom, what's your name? Tom. And he is here to... Who is Tom? Tom... Just for those who don't know. I mean, first of all I want to revisit. I want to say what I was doing before. There was a moment in the last time we tried to write a theme song where I thought, you

know, camaraderie, sort of friends, sort of getting on a gag together, jumping on a train. We're going to sing Man on the Moon over to Tom's... Where we going? Yeah, over to... We're going to do this Man on the Moon bit. It's going to be great. I go to sing it No one joins me and I think if you've really watched the clip you can see when my voice sort of cracks in the one

I don't have a good voice to this sounds bad three. No one is supporting me and I supported you Thor Didn't love the second one five five alive snakes alive six pick up sticks seven Let's go To Heaven. Eight. Nine. Ten. Tom. Yeah.

I don't want to do that anymore. What about that for the song though? So for the song. What about that for the song? One. It's a great day today. Two. Oh yeah. Things about the podcast could be good, put on your shoes. Three, get rid of those B's. Four. What about those ones where it's in the lyrics, you know, that's really

clever it's big on TikTok. It's like, you know, like, we've been doing this for 10 years and there's nine options for nine ways to riff and there's, you know, got down to and there's three boys doing this podcast. Okay. Hear him out. Hear him out. And there's one, there's a, cause there's only one Aunty Donna podcast. Alright, you ready, Zach?

Yeah, go. Hi, welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast. This week, we go on a magical adventure through time and space to the world of the mighty bush. Um, oh, I forgot that there was guitar. But anyway, subscribe to our Patreon at AuntieDonnaClub.com. For six years we've been doing this podcast, five different ways to have a laugh. Four people on the podcast if you count, but actually it's really three. And that's what we are going to do today, talk about how we can have too much fun in

the podcast because there's only one Auntie Donna podcast. Now here's my problem. Yeah. We've allotted two podcasts today to get the theme song done. Yeah. I think that's it. We've struck gold early.

Yeah. So what do we do? Cause I agree a hundred percent. I could go get the Herald Sun and we could just read through it. Cause I worry that- You might need to. What we've done is, yeah, cause I agree 100% I could go get the Herald sign and we could read through it cuz I worry that you might need Yeah, cuz I agree not only and I don't want to talk cuz I think fuck we have something in Australia called the tall poppy Mmm, so if I get too confident people will want to cut me down But I think the goal was just to make a new theme tune. Yeah, no, it didn't have to be good

It didn't have to be good. It didn't have to be the best. But I don't want to speak for myself here, but I think that was the best thing I've ever done. Tom? Yeah? What's your opinion on what just happened in this room? I think it was great. And I didn't think we needed to end the podcast early because Broden had a great idea last

week of why don't we have four rotating podcasts. You know, so that's one done. Four songs. Four songs. And then could you, well, can you try, you do that exact same thing again, but this time. I don't remember it. Yeah, yeah you do. Yeah you do.

Yes you do. Yes you do. Yes you do. Yes you do. Yes you do. Do you want to try it to the goofy hip hop? I don't give a shit. Wow.

Well what is this to? Ever since you made the World's Perfect Song, you've got this ego. He's putting on sunglasses. He's putting on sunglasses. And what's crazy about that is that we are indoors and only like the coolest cats that I know do that. He's got this massive ego. It's like being in Def Leppard in 1988.

Can we just drop the track so I can do my things? Jesus. Egotistical Zach. He has become a nightmare to work with ever since he wrote and conceived the greatest podcast theme tune. Are you free after this to work through some ideas for upcoming podcasts? You guys can figure it out. I'll just show up.

I'll give you my little gym. Oh my god. Start calling him Magnum because he's covered in caramel and chocolate. Hey, I got a dinner catch up. I got a dinner catch up with my best friend Ray Martin after this. Why don't you guys just chill out? What? Now he's hanging out with the lifestyles of the rich and the famous?

Just wait on Ray Martin for a second. You should have said he should... What did you do? I said start calling him Magnum because he's covered in caramel and chocolate. You should have said he's probably covered in caramel and chocolate because he's a Magnum ego Don't you don't fucking tell me but what you did was wrong. It wasn't wrong. I am covered in caramel That's why I said that I can see that he has a double coat. He has a double layer Yeah, but you triple at no point in your I did the chocolate and then I did the caramel then I did the chocolate again But at no point in your- I did the chocolate and then I did the caramel then I did the chocolate again.

But at no point in your thing, did you say ego until later? Like we'd moved on you just like thought I better say ego now. Well because you looked confused and I was like- I got some people you gotta fucking spell shit out for. I know right. You gotta always play the dumbest audience. Well I- Exactly.

I thought- I was coming to nominate. Wow okay but like- I thought you were just referring to the fact that I was- Is this an ego thing I Thought you were just referring to the fact I was covered in chocolate and caramel I mean you are but also there is a confectionary And I see what do you call it a sweet?

I see an ice cream. Yeah, an icy and I say an icy sometimes people call them ice is I see an icy Fun fact the last time I Shit my pants as an adult was because I ate a magnum. I mean, what's that? I say I say and I say You've never heard this What's that? I say I say and I say it's like an old childhood run Can you as I approach the juice I approach the freezer? What's that I see? I see an IC. Did you say that when you were shitting your pants? No, so I, but my dad had recently gone through a divorce and he wanted to drink whiskey and

eat Magnum Egos. And so we did both of those things. And I shat my pants on the couch in front of him, didn't want him to know. Went into his, it was in my old family home, which we no longer have, I went into his ensuite, took my shitty underwear, put him in a towel and then crawled around his bed to get to his side of the drawers to take out a pair of his underwear because from where he was in the lounge room he could have seen me, I didn't want him to see me. And then I snuck out of, put him on, snuck out of his room, went to the laundry, put

my shitty underwear and the towel into the washing machine Turned it on came back feeling pretty confident sat down and then two seconds later My dad just looked at me and went did you just shit your pants? Can I ask you a question what does that got to do with ice? Why I can I see he ate Magnum Egos and drank blue label Well, I ate an Icy. He ate Magnum Egos and drank Blue Label. Did it have Blue Label in it? No, it was afterwards. It was like the combination of ice cream, caramel, chocolate, a lot of sugar,

and Johnny Walker Blue Label cut through my 30-year-old body like a knife. If you were to do that again, you could have just said a lot of sugar in that, because you said ice cream, chocolate, like that's just sugar. It was what you were talking about. It is, but it was the combination of the, you know, it was the flavors and the cacao. Do you know what I would love to do in all seriousness one day? I would love to get an expert in digestive health. So like someone who knows about the digestive tracts and everything, digestive tracts and everything, just an expert, like a PhD in how things can affect other

things and just have you tell them your shit yourself stories and have them like interrogate it sort of go was it the ice cream? Was it maybe something? Yeah. You know, just but have it as a little podcast. So yeah, this is where you went wrong. Maybe I could. Or maybe no, I don't think it was the ice cream.

What did you have the day before? What did you have that morning? Um, I just have a conversation with a very real expert. Fact checks. Mark's shitting himself story. I think we should write that down for later. Do you want to get a fact check because you don't believe me? No, I believe you.

I just want someone to like, it's not that I believe you. It's like, I'm hearing the experience side of it and I want to hear the expert. I want to hear what happened there. Cause I think a good idea for a podcast would just be that one story and a different expert every time. And every episode is me telling that same story and getting a different person to explain. I follow someone who's getting their PhD in astrophysics on Instagram. She's based in Melbourne, I think.

Talking to her about... I'd love to get their opinion on it. Yeah. But you're an egomaniac now. I am an egomaniac. Can you play... Can you... Let's see if you can do it again.

Okay. But I changed the song, the music. Yeah, no worries. Yeah. It's too easy. And let's, should we, I don't know. Does anyone want to hear an ad or something? No, not really. All right. Well, that's up to the gods now Tom Ten no eight no six. Yeah. Can you start with 10 now?

Okay. Welcome to the Undy Dona podcast where we love to talk about, enjoy the show. have lots of fun because you're gonna get nine reasons for the best type of podcast in the world. Don't hate our stuff. I'll tell you why. There's seven days in the weekend that six are lame because they don't feature this wonderful podcast. About five years it's been happening for different people when Tom was involved. Now it's three and sometimes a funny guest. They haven't too much fun on the only podcast, the number one R&B podcast. Just cut that there Tom. Can you take your sunglasses off please?

No, I don't think you deserve to be wearing sunglasses indoors after that. It's okay, it's okay. Let's, let's approach it. What, what, what, how did you feel about that, Zach? Yes, it, what uh, describe to me, um, how you felt during and after performing that. Just, just describe what the fuck you were doing.

Yeah. Yeah. So, when I did the first one, that was really, really good. And I knew going into this one that there was a lot of pressure. And that not only that, that no matter what, when you've done the best, no matter what you do, it's not going to be better than the best. So I think it was around nine or eight that I was like, I think actually we're going to have to redefine what is the best because I think right now I am stepping up in a way that no one was expecting. And not only am I replicating, I'm elevating. So you think that was better, that one? Not only do I think it was the best theme tune, I would argue it was the best song that has been written in the 21st century. That's a... That's a... Because lots of songs have been written in the 21st century.

I agree with Zac. Really? Yeah. Have you heard Runaway by Kanye West? No. No. Okay. That's pretty good.

I've just heard that one album. I've just heard the Barbie album. Right. I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a 10. And you think this was better than... I'm not counting any film soundtracks. Like that song's amazing. Oh right.

Me too. What? Tom? Yes? Where are you, where are you sitting with all this? I'm confused. In what way? About what's good and what's not.

Yeah, yeah. Oh so you're not even sure, you don't even have an opinion on that on that rendition. For me it wasn't for me. I preferred your old version of this song. What was that one? That was when you used to go, used to go something like... Aunty Donna podcast, listen to the Aunty Donna podcast. This is hard because we're split down the middle. Yeah. What's interesting though is like Marks is like really good musically, but did you notice? Can't hear you. Sorry.

Uh, wasn't talking in the microphone. Apparently that's something we have to do here. Um, it's interesting because, um, Mark's song was fun, but, uh, what it didn't, what it lacked was lyrical genius. And the way I took numbers and I made them lyrics, no one has done that before. Is that true? It was a countdown. One is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest is what I meant to say. See, he's got that hip-hop swagger. One, nothing wrong with me.

Two, something's gotta give. I've already changed the go-go, so... Can we hear it with a third one? I need to hear it with the third song. I need to hear it from 15. One, two, three, again, come with me. Yeah, that's just counting. I don't think he's saying that

there's no other songs with numbers. Aren't you? I think he's now saying no one's used numbers better than him. Oh right. Because there's that famous song by J-Quan, Tipsy, which does the number thing much better. What is that one? Better. Yeah, I think it goes something like, Broden will remember better than me because he has a great memory, but I think it's one, here comes the two to the three to the four.

Oh yes, yes, yes. Better is, what I said is I think it's one, here comes the two to the three to the four. Oh yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Better is what I said is I do it the best. There's also a lot of songs on TikTok that do this. It's called Tipsy that song. Tipsy. A lot of songs. Yeah, by Jake One. One here comes the two to the three to the four, everybody drunk out on the dance floor, baby girl ass jiggle like she want more.

It is just counting again. Yeah. But mine, mine, see mine, the numbers are relevant to the lyrics. There's got to be a song that does that. What I like about yours is it's not being... I am telling you it's happened, it happens a lot. It's a common thing on Instagram Reels. TikTok, that is the joke I'm going for. Oh, right. Please don't think that...

Very common genre of music. And I know you all know that, but I just, I just, for anyone listening, I don't want you thinking that I know about that. We know about that. Yeah. Yeah, go on. Oh no, I had nothing to say. Hit it, tell them to say. Do you want to hear it with the dubstep or the, or maybe the goofy hip hop? Goofy hip hop.

All right. Ready, Zach? Mm-hmm. I better loop this, hey? But then we'll do an intro as well. Yeah, well this-hop. Alright. Ready, Zach? Uh-huh. I better loop this, hey? But then we'll do an intro as well. Yeah, well this time it'll be a duet between Mark and I. Yeah, do you want to? Yeah, we'll do a word at a time.

Word at a time? Alright. I'm from 15 now. Do you want to start? That's really challenging. Do you want to start? Yes. Hi, legends.

Welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast. Today we're going on an adventure. And it's very good because the Aunty Donna Podcast Club on Patreon. Enjoy. Ian. Is it another job? No, that's sort of, it's lacking a drop, isn't it?

Oh, I guess I just all sounded the same. Yeah, it did, I'm sorry. You counted in for burn I looked at each other nothing. I was just a nice music here. We go stop Yeah, 15 is about half a month 14 if the month has more days less days 13 is the unluckiest number sometimes. They don't have it as a floor 12. That's all right I guess 11 a character on Netflix 10 is there how many how many another word for X 9 is a very mediocre

musical 8 is the first part of the film 8.5 which inspired the musical 9. 7. Channel 7. Is the best part of the Furious film. 6. 6. 6 is... Oh no.

6 is twice, twice the number of the amount of performing members of Aunty Donna. 5 is approximately how many years we've been doing this podcast. Four is... I didn't finish. Um, oh, is approximately... So five is approximately how many years we've been doing this podcast. Four, I can't... And it's approximately how many years we've been doing this podcast.

That's because I love doing this podcast for it is so much fun. Three, the three members of the group plus a guest. Two is, um, oh, and I can't wait to tell you about the number one podcast, the Arnie Donner podcast. All right. Oh no. Um, the knack. He's taking off his sunglasses.

He's taking off his sunglasses. The knack, the vapors, um, Nina, uh, musical youth. Well, Mark, what is this list? The swingers and now Zachary Rewane. Those are lists of, list of one hit wonders. Wow. Wow. That's really powerful.

That's a really powerful thing that you're saying there. Um, and it's really, I think it's nice to look at what could have been. Yeah, let's look back. It's a look at when you make that list and I go, oh geez If I hadn't have delivered with the second song, I would have been a one-hit wonder Well, he's remember we've already established. I've got two hits So now three and now with that attempt at a third geez geez was I worried? Yeah, but I think you agree bro Broden. That was the best yet.

Even better than I'm just Ken. Was that your OK Computer in some ways? Is that how you say Magnum Opus? No, just in the sense that, well, I don't think OK Computer was Radiohead's Magnum Opus. That's just my opinion. Would you say it's their Magnum Ego? In some ways, yeah, because it's covered in caramel and chocolate. Yeah, that is. I mean, magnum ego is the magnum opus of the magnum rain. That is true. That is true. What are you saying about OK Computer then? Well, you know, like, Radiohead had creep. Yeah.

It came out, it was a big hit. Everyone was like, you're going to be a one-hit wonder. It's an offshoot of Rocky. Yeah. It's an offshoot of Rocky. Yeah. Creep. Same canon, same world, but now they're following the son of his rival. Oh, you're thinking of Creed?

No, the Radiohead song. Creed, you're thinking of Creed? Thinking of Creed. Isn't that Radiohead? No, that's different. They did Creep. I'm a Radiohead? No, that's different. They did Creep. I'm a creep.

I'm a weirdo. I worry that if we dig too deep into this, it's going to reveal that you don't know the difference between a song and a movie. And I worry that that's going to be such a- You do, right? You do. You know the difference between a song and a movie. Yes.

What is it? Just tell me what it is. Describe a song to me. It's an execution of someone's creative id. Yeah, sure. It's beautiful. A little more specific. It paints a picture. Well, in what way?

Creatively. But like with a physical brush? Yes. Sometimes involves Mick Jagger. Okay, so, well that's very confusing. Harry Styles. Do you mean literally paint a picture? No.

Cause I think you're referring to a visual artist. I can't. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm referring to both a song and a movie and the differences. Because if you are confusing, not just to art forms, but also the creators of that art form, then I can't help this guy. Yeah and it's look it's okay if you don't know the difference between a song and a movie they're pretty different and I don't think it would take long to teach you it's concerning is a song well yeah it is a song it is a song it is a song oh yes what are you when you talk remember that i remember with will smith with will smith yes yes yes yes yes technically wild

wild west is it okay all right yes you know what i'm starting to actually understand why someone Wild Wild West. Is it? But okay, alright. Both are the same in a movie. Yes. You know what? I'm starting to actually understand why someone would confuse a movie and a song based on these two examples. Well CDs and DVDs are virtually exactly the same when you look at them. When you look at them, yes. Yes. And a lot of CDs have little movies on them.

And even Spotify now plays a little movie with your song. A tiny little movie. You know what? I was gonna call you like a fucking idiot for not being able to tell the difference between a song and a movie But based on the evidence presented, I'm starting to question whether I know the difference between a song and a movie. And that's what the left-wing cucks are doing to our youth at the universities. Also, I'm being ironic because sometimes I see comments that think I'm not being ironic. Now, and I hate that I have to teach you irony you dumb fucks. Hey, hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

This ego from your lyrics! I know! The lyricist, you write such beautiful music you don't have to turn like that on our beautiful audience. I'm going to start calling you Magnum because you make me shit my pants. Are you saying OK Computer because it was their third one, they proved themselves with their second one and OK Computer was their third one? And it's just the idea of people judge them at first as a one hit wonder, then they released a beautiful second

album where they were like, oh wow these guys have incredible depth and then their third album came out which is still largely considered to be one of the greatest alternative rock albums of all time so they sort of that three-step journey of yes yes you know yes revealing talent get ready for my kid I baby showing the scope of what you always had inside you 20 go you want to do it last winter into dubstep? I don't give a shit. Kid it. Welcome to the Undydonut podcast.

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19... Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Can you throw in some of his back of the cupboard stuff? Could you mention the Aunty Donna Club or? Or the podcast. Or guests. Or numbers. Can you do that again? Can you do that again? The glasses have gone back on.

How do you feel about that? That's do that again? The glasses have gone back on. How do you feel about that? That's very different to the first three songs you did. It is, but here we go. Here we go. If we're talking the path of Radiohead, after OK Computer comes Kid A and Meezyac, which was very divisive Very divisive. I've lost a fan of game defense Yeah, because I love your old stuff you've changed fuck with Well, this has been To see Zack go on the same journey as a radio head or as I call them Tom York and his mates Why do you do that for? It's Tom York and his buddies. But they've chosen to be called Radiohead.

You can't just then go, oh, I don't call Aunty Donna. I don't call Aunty Donna. Tom York and the British Boys from Oxford. If they wanted to be called that. They do want to be called that. Yeah, they regret going by Radiohead. What do they want to be called? Tom York and want to be called that. Yeah, they regret going by Radiohead. What do they want to be called? Tom York and the British Voice of Oxford.

Well, then I apologise. I haven't seen that. Because Radiohead is a Talking Heads song. They don't want to be known for that. They don't want to. They never wanted to be known for that. They used to be called On a Friday, because that's when they would make out and do their music. That's the worst name for a band I've ever heard.

It is. Their record label went, you know, change that name. I reckon The Beatles has a fair run for it if you remove it from the archive. It's lame. It's a pun on beat. There are a couple of Beatles making beats. We make beats. It's to the beat.

And Beatles is a little thing. That's the name. It's up there. It's The Sim beat. And Beatles is a little thing. That's the name. It's up there. It's the Simpsons joke. It's funny the first time you hear it, and then less funny on each subsequent listen. When you think about it, that Simpsons episode has a lot of parallels to the Beatles.

Well, it is. It's just the story of the Beatles. It's literally beef and beet. No, that's not the story. The story of the Beatles is wake up, find some poo, roll it into a big ball Oh, yeah, you're thinking of a dung beetle Now yes seeing Zach go on the journey of Radiohead or Tom York and the British boys from Oxford has been

pretty Emotional for me made me horny. Yeah, really? Yeah Which I talked to someone about for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, well, let's come back We gotta talk to someone about it for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well let's come back. I feel at once we did a lot of work and we also got no work. Well because we did achieve Broden's initial dream, didn't we? Of?

Of getting the four weeks worth of opening songs. Yes. So do we have to do- That would be fucking great. Three weeks, every one week it's everyone's, everyone enjoy the Aunty Donna podcast. Week two, a bit long, a bit worse. Yeah. Three, three, longer and worse up.

Yeah. Four, just Zach doing Tom York. Fairly un-listenable. So like every four weeks there's just- Bad difference of opinions here. Every four weeks, we just close the door to anyone enjoying the podcast at all. So like, someone's like, oh, give, Aunty Dora, I know that video, that PUD video they did. They put it on and then it says, every four weeks is the funniest joke. Well,

to be fair, it's no point wasting this work. Yeah, because it's really the best stuff ever. Well, we'll find out. Dear listeners, out of those four, which are now the four contenders, we want you to vote for your favourite one. And we'll be back in five weeks. We're going to give you four weeks. And we're going to try each of them. We're going to try each of them, see how the fan base reacts.

And we'll be back in four weeks time with Tom to pick a winner. It's going to be one of them. You know who I really want, whose opinion I want the most on these is, do you guys know Matty O? The guy down the hall doing Triple M. Yes, the guy from Triple M. Matty-O, he just seems to have a keen sense for these sorts of things. And I would love to see what Matty-O thinks.

I don't know why. I just want to sit him through all of these. All what happened here. He's going to be a guest on the podcast. Pardon? No, I mean, maybe. We could just do it separately. We could do it separately.

Because we get Tom in next week, Oh yeah, we'll do it separately. Because we get Tom in next week, next month. Yeah, in five weeks. In five weeks. But that's, we'll just do it when we do the next one with Tom. We'll just make it five weeks from now. Or bank him and they'll never know. What do you think boys?

What? It turns this into like a 17 week saga. So if Tom's gonna be like, well we have time, well actually Alexi might be here soon. Oh shit now they know that Alexi's gone. Fuck. Now they know all three. To close us out is Zack as Tom York singing, yeah because I spoke over it so I want to get it pure, I want to get it clean. No, because I spoke over it so I wanted to I want to get it pure I want to get it clean. No, no I think it's important that's an important part of the song. Well me going can you do some of the back of the cupboards stuff. Yeah. That I mean I always saw that as a key part of the song it's like the bit where he fucks up at the

start of that Green Day song. Good riddance. Yeah. Oh he goes fuck. Yeah. That's what I saw. I saw that as an integral part of the song. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. fuck. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought. I thought that is the song Doesn't it gets it someone who knows Tom York better than me walking me through an impression I've never thought about before mmm in real time. I think is an important part of the piece Four bars in Zack All the best what's this one now? It's the same one again. Ah, different.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five! Stop. Stop. No, no. Stop, stop, stop. No. Oh.

That's not what we set up. No. I thought we were going go out to Thom Yorke. Uh oh. That wasn't Thom Yorke though, right? Oh yeah, that was Thom Yorke, wasn't it? Yeah, that was the same. Was it? Yeah.

No, no! Yeah. You can lead a horse to water. You can't make him- You think Thom Yorke would do what you tell him to? Was that really Tom Cameron? Did I not do the most Thom Yorke thing? Can I do a version?

My brain's fucked. Do it again. I'll cover what he just to show. Yeah, please. I would never be Zach doing Tom York, I would never hit it. No, no, no. So, he did, it was magical what Zach did.

Yeah. It's like this. One, two, three, four. Yeah! Yeah! That's what he did. Yeah, right, right. But what about this?

All right, go again. I have no idea what's gonna happen. One, Yeah, right, right. So what about this? All right, go again. I have no idea what's gonna happen. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25! That's more the smile for me. Why are you doing that?

Because you asked me to do a Tom York. Now, what I felt in that moment was a lot of expectation. I felt like I was being told I had to do things a certain way. Oh, okay. And I chose to go against the grain. And is that not the most? Is that not the most Tom York thing to do? But why did you sing to 25? Yeah, because you were always adding five. You wanted me to do five more each time I did the song. Why did you count up? Because there's no rules when it comes to rock and roll. Fuck. Yeah. I don't, I feel when When you walked into this studio... Sorry, can I just put my sunnies back on please?

Yeah, absolutely. Thank you. Because I'm a rocker master. When you walked into this studio in January and started this adventure, I thought we'd get somewhere pretty quickly. I've never felt more lost or sick or disgusted in my life. I think it was about halfway through episode two of this journey when I realized I think it is an impossible task to ask us to earnestly write.

Because the theme tune that we have is pretty good. And it like, you know, it's a banger. The Tom York one. No, no, the, no, God, no. The, uh, you're listening to the Auntie Donna, the one that would have played at the start of this. Oh, that sounds pretty cool. No, wouldn't it be Man on the Moon?

No, no, no, at the start of all. Man on the Moon. We have really bad feedback about Man on the Moon. Yeah, we have bad feedback about Man on the Moon. I'm happy to go try Man on the Moon a few more times. Yeah. No. Can we open next week's with Man on the Moon?

No, we have four new ones. Yeah, we're going to try all the... Five. What's the fifth? Not the last one. No, no have four new ones. We have four new to trial. Yeah, we're going to trial the five. What's the fifth? Not the last one. No, no, no. Does the last one really count? No, it does. How are you going to get a proper judgement on those four if you don't include five?

Alright. Well, it would be easier to get a judgement on those four without the fifth, because then we're just talking about the four. Yeah. We're not throwing another one onto the pile. But judgement on those four without the fifth, because then we're just talking about the four. Yeah. We're not throwing another one under the pile. But you'll never know about the fifth. That's context. That's true.

And what was Beethoven's best one? His fifth? Is it his fifth? Beethoven's fifth. Yeah, if you're a Luddite, my favourite is number two. Is it? You can confidently say anyone less than the five. Does he get worse after five?

Tim boy, what about surely six is great the fourth Lift what the fourth the fifth the major lift that Tom. What's Tom talking about? I'm just what he's talking about Hallelujah, he's doing the lyrics to hallelujah All the way back to songs that yes it's to Hallelujah. But I've got the information. You've gone all the way back to songs that have numbers in them. Yes, I should do that one. I've got the Wiki on Beethoven's second.

Oh, we could do that. We could do Hallelujah though. Yeah. Can I just read you Beethoven's second? Yeah. He just needs to say something. So this is what it says. Some of the audience already know where we're at here. Beethoven's second is a, well, it says, one day Beethoven sneaks out and meets a female St. Bernard named Missy and her owner.

Brillo. However, Brillo soon- Right, and I didn't see it coming. If any audience member did, you are sharper than many members of the Auntie Donna group. That is a superb way to recap this episode. Play that music and I'll read out the synopsis. Great. To Beethoven's Second, the sequel to the film Beethoven. We hope you'll enjoy the...

Finally... ...Auntie Donna podcast. Beethoven's Second is a 1993 American family comedy film directed by Rob Daniel and written by Len Bloom. It is the sequel to the 1992 film Beethoven and second instalment in the Beethoven film series in addition to the last entry to be released theatrically. Charles Grodin, Bonnie Hunt, Nichol Tom, Christopher Castile and Sarah Rose Carr reprised their roles with Debbie Mazur and Chris Penn joining

the cast. Initially, no sequel was planned, but it was produced after the unexpected financial success of the previous film. In the Newtown family home, George, Alice, Reese, Ted, Emily and Beethoven are all well adjusted to living together. One day, Beethoven sneaks out and meets a female St Bernard named Missy and her owner Brillo, however Brillo's soon-to-be ex-wife Regina arrives with her new boyfriend Floyd, takes Missy and is seeking $50,000 in settlement as alimony. Regina is retained full custody

of Missy and only plans to transfer her to Brillo once the divorce is finalised. With Beethoven's help, Missy escapes from Regina and Floyd's condominium and they fall in love. Meanwhile, Reese develops strong romantic feelings for her classmate, Taylor Devereux, after he kisses her. Thus, Reese totally forgets about Mark, her crush, from the first film. Ted and Emily become aware of Beethoven, constantly sneaking out of the house and follow him, where they discover he and Missy had four puppies in the basement of Regina and Floyd's condominium building. The local janitor also finds them and informs Regina and Floyd. Regina then claims Missy and plans to get rid of the puppies even if it means killing

them, but Gus talks Regina out of it by pointing out their purebred puppies are worth a lot of money and suggests that she could sell them at a pet store and make a fortune. After hearing Regina's plan to throw down the puppies, to drown the puppies, Ted and Emily sneak them out of the building and take the puppies home. They keep the puppies in the basement so George will not see them. Realising Ted and Emily took the puppies, Regina plans revenge. Reese, Ted and Emily take it upon themselves to feed and care for them. Eventually, George discovers the puppies and reluctantly agrees to keep them until they

are mature. The Newtons are offered a free stay in Lakefront House in the mountains owned by one of George's business associates. There Taylor invites Reese to a party with friends where she is exposed to teenage drinking and sexual harassment. What? Beethoven destroys the house patio deck, saving her from the potential danger. Regina and Floyd are staying in a local, a location unknown to Brillo, coincidentally near the Newtown's vacation house. The Newtons go to a country fair with the dogs and reason Ted and Emily persuade George

to enter a burger eating contest with Beethoven. Which they win. Regina and Floyd are also there at the fair but leave Missy in their car. Missy escapes from the car with Beethoven's help while Regina snatches the puppy's leashes from Ted and Emily. After Floyd informs Regina and Beethoven that Missy ran into the mountains they follow them and the Newtons follow them and then Newton's following Kat Chubb. After a confrontation between George and Floyd,

the latter threatens to drop the puppies in the river before and pokes George in the stomach with a large stick. Beethoven charges into the stick and rams it into Floyd's groin as retaliation, causing him to lose his balance. Rejoiner grabs Floyd's hand and they both fall off the cliff. Rejoiner? Regina perhaps. They land in a pool of mud and are swept away by the river. Five months later, Brillo visits the Newtons and Missy, revealing that the judge and the divorce

had granted him full custody of her and denied Regina's claim. The puppies now adults run downstairs to see Missy. That's the end. I fucking regret that. Really? So much. Zach. Hmm? Hand those sunglasses over to Broden. Because that could be the intro.

Because I think we just found our number six. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week. Next week!