Aunty Donna Podcast - Not a good episode, not worth your time

Episode Date: June 30, 2026

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This is a Grouse House podcast. And welcome back to the original Auntie Donna podcast with the original crew. Yeah. We've got a hot, sick episode coming up for you today with the original Frogman. Yeah. What? But we've got some stuff we have to get through that Tom has informed me. Also, Zach walked in, hid behind the couch and put a rug over himself.

Okay. And there is a speech on the coffee table that you need to read. Me? Yes. If you're just joining us today, we have fired Zach, who was responsible for the podcast going into the biggest slump it's ever seen. Numbers, Sleepy, Zach. So low. Sleepy Zach.

So, we sack him. We fired him, but he still gets the RSSSS feed. Stupid snoozy Zach. I sleep on the job. Snoozy Zach. Sloosy Zach. Sleepy snooze. Captain Snoo Zach, we call him.

And not many people know that about him. That's not a... No, that he was a captain. Yeah, a lot of people know that. Captain of the triple Zs. But there's a speech from him that you need to read. Me, Mark. Mark.

All right. It's a letter. Now? Zach just whispered to me, it's a letter. Oh, it's a letter? You need to read it right now. All right. Do you want to fill while I...

I listened to the episode last week that Zach did without us, and he was libelous to a lot of very powerful people. and says that a lot of people are trying to kill him. He's anti-vax. He tried to push it a lot to Jesus and religion. Oh, my God. The stuff that you would kind of expect from Zach. And he's got a speech that he wrote down.

He was really adamant to get it printed at a printer. He spent a lot of time off air trying to find a place nearby that would print. There's a couple of doodles on the back of the letter. I don't know if they're his doodles. Yeah, that looks like a costume design that someone's done on some loose paper. But anyway, it's for you to read. All right. here we go this is uh from zach i assume yeah uh dearest broden and mark as i sit here on this cold june

day yes it's cold in june in the southern hemisphere ha ha i think to myself whether i could have done better whether i could have been a better whether i could have just says whether i could have been a better and then it says full stop um i want to be part of the i think i think it was dictated by lucy with Zach just talking. Right. Whether I could have been a better, husband, father, mother, could be any of those things. Oh, I thought that was part of the speech. No, no, no, I just added a little bit of pepper.

What? He's whispered from... Yeah. I've got to stress, if you're not watching the video, Zach is sitting like in an uncomfortable position with a very heavy, itchy rug over him. Yeah. And if you're not watching the video, I hope your finances are all right, obviously you want to want to pay you don't have to go there you know i wonder whether i pushed it too

far with jack dwayne i want to be sorry zach zach just whispered out what about the familiar bit i want to be part of the familiar as spelt i think as in the italian family well that's for you probably yeah probably yeah i appreciate that and i wonder whether i pushed it too far with Jack Twain. This is the thing. If you guys had fucking choice we could have had Jack Dwayne for years. If you guys, if you guys had fucking choice, what? Back to me. If you guys had fucking, it says choice, but you want me to change it? This is the thing. If you guys had had fucking backed me, I'll change it. If you guys had fucking backed me, we'd. I prefer if you guys would have choice. Okay. This is the thing. If you guys had fucking choice, we could have had Jack Dwayne

for years. I wanted to be a Roy and HG type. I wanted it to be a Roy and HG type situation. I told you all this. Where I would be playing Jack Dwayne and wearing the wig, but I would be just sack, but I guess it got bad, real bad. And I agree with that. Yeah. But I don't know that I'm an idiot. No, but I know now, sorry, but I know now that I'm an idiot. So what we're reading here is a speech spoken by Zach, then dictated by Lucy, then transcribed from that, from, from a document to ascribed by Zach again. Yeah. To Mark reading that. Yeah, this next line is important. This is like, this is like the Rosetta Stone. It's translations upon translations. You'll want to listen to this next line. It involves you.

Boys, if you don't let me back on the podcast, I'll kill you both. So, this isn't unhinged, man. Well, yeah, that's a, I wouldn't even say that's a veiled threat. Well, I like that about it. It's direct. Yeah, it's an unveiled threat on your wedding day. With the bride of the ball. You've removed the veil.

Vicky Vale. Oh, who's that? Oh, that's from Batman. Eating brown soup with Vicky Vale. It's fish as far, sir It's supposed to be cold I love that brown soup scene Batman 89

That's in the letter Now I'm going to say some Spanish I'm not even at A1 yet The bakery Is that surprise you that Zach went into Spanish for a bit? No, look I thought it was going to say spinach Because then he says I'm not at A1 yet

I thought he was talking about the bakery A1 Bakery, Lebanese bakery. But no, he says Spanish A1, I guess that means his level on Duolingo, I assume. Not just, in general. All right, this is in Spanish, so forgive me for the pronunciation if it's bad. My gasta, the podcast del Antidonna, is a very good podcast. Broden is my grande, why alto. Mark is my agreeables, why agreeables.

Much of gracias. San Amigos. Es Verad. Verrod. Verrod? This is good stuff. Zach.

I think that's enough of the letter. You haven't finished it? Did you finish it? That's dumb. All right. Well, where does that lead? And then, I don't know what happens from here. Well, I guess we just have to carry on Broden, as everyone else does in this world.

This world is made up of men and mice. Did you hear that from behind the couch? I did. I heard some sort of sigh, some sort of siren call perhaps. Oh my God. It's Zach. You've been hiding under that lumpy rug this whole time. If you're not watching at home, Zach just stood up.

That's pretty much all that happened, I guess, is he stood up. He had a rug over him, and now he sat down. And now he's about, and now for the first time in weeks, in a week, he's about to speak. Zach, you're not supposed to be here, Zach, there's a law against this. Yeah. Your name's crossed out in the sign behind you, and it says Auntie Donner again. Guys, I believe you read my letter? Yes.

No. Well, you didn't. I read it out. It had the words of the letter have been said in this space and at a previous time. He's reaching for my hand. Yeah, he wants to hold your hand. I can't reach that far. I'm so sorry, man.

let's connect via letter he's trying to pull our arms off he's trying to pull our arms off all right let go Zach so you came on to the podcast the first time you've been here in months and you walk on you take my hand

and then like it's a gesture of love that you reach from Mark's hand and then without talking on a podcast attempt to rip trying to tear our arms off What do you have to say for yourself? My plan was to come on the podcast, lull you into a false sense of complacency with my glowing and forgiving and an apologetic letter. Come on the podcast and rip your arms off violently.

That's fucked. That's a fucked thing to do, bro. That's awful, man. You need to get yourself in check. See a doctor, goddammit. I'm a party boy. now. I partied with my cousins on the weekend and I'm a party boy now. And if you can't accept me for who I am, I might sometimes try to dislocate your shoulders. I might threaten to

kill you if you don't let me back on the podcast. Listen, I'm so cool. You got cool cousins who you have friends with. Like, I think we all have cool cousins. Yeah, I've got a couple cool cousins. No, you don't. But that doesn't mean that you're better than me because you have cool cousins. I don't think I'm better than you I'm in my second party boy era I'm I was a party boy in my early 20s and party boy Zach is back and if you can't accept me

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about If you can't I don't know how party boy Zach changes My interaction with Zach on the podcast And why party point I'm just anti being my arm ripped off Yeah Yeah me too

I need both my arms We're gonna go to a quick outbreak You don't get to do that The guys will forgive me. Welcome back. You don't get to do that. Boys, when I fired you from the Only Donna podcast and renamed it, the Zach podcast, I made a mistake.

I was doing the podcast last week, and it was the damage that my two weeks, three weeks, too long of Jack Dwayne did is nothing compared to how badly received this solo podcast will be. The impact that it will have on all of our... our numbers will be profound. What is this, what was that whole party boy, Zach, with the cousins thing about it?

You're just jumping around from... You're not really making any sort of coherence. You're trying to rip off our arms. You can't follow any linear sense to your thoughts. I know, it is my belief that you've been brought out by a number of powerful people in Australia. You didn't want to talk about that.

It's not true. It's my belief you didn't want to talk about that anymore. Before you said you were going to have to cut something. Yeah, some of that. Yeah. But, But I will back the idea that a number of powerful people in Australia who very much,

it is their goal to keep boys and girls to keep boys and girls apart. That's, they have bought you out. And that's why you fired me from the podcast? No. I assure you that the only reason that you were fired is because those episodes were bad. And why were they bad? Because the audience turned on this. Why?

Yeah. Because there are people who don't believe that boys and girls can be educated together. And they are trying to destroy me because of my Jack Dwayne character. They could see the power. Jack Dwayne could be the start of a revolution. I think there was a revolution that Jack Dwayne started, which was the revolution of let's stop listening to the Auntie Donna podcast. Now, we've come in as a sensible government.

and tried to quell that rebellion by, you know, giving you your own show, which from everything I'm hearing didn't go very well. It went awesome. Okay. I was speaking the truth. I read some of my favorite Bible verses. Oh. I spoke the truth.

I believe my life is in danger. Well, that's fine. I went to a co-ed school, Zach. I had heaps of girlfriends. Yeah. Brodom, what are you doing? I had so many. So why does that matter?

Well, I'm just saying that like, from a very young age, I've had girlfriends. How many? Name them. No, I don't have to name them. But beep it. Nice. Nice. You got beat these.

Yeah. Yeah. Multiple times. Nice. On and off. We're on and off again off again. Yeah. that everyone?

I think so. Hey, that's a lot of girlfriends. Because I went to a co-ed school. I'm pro-coed school. Was that one a year? Yeah, but I was a little shy boy. It was just literally female friends, I think, for the most part. I barely talked to some of these girls.

Oh yeah, tell me about it. I didn't talk to my first girlfriend for six months in person. Yeah. Every night on MSN though. Yeah. Were they distracting you from your studies? No, it was just a shy little boy. Did they distract you from your studies?

I distracted myself from my studies with that whole scissor thing. Oh, the scissor thing. I thought you were talking about scissoring. Yeah, I thought that too. To be fair, I thought that too. No, I wasn't scissoring. Look, I've got a plan. All right.

Because we can keep going, harking on about this bullshit. Can I, can I? It's not bullshit. I went out with a lot of girls. Do you know what the word for plan is in Spanish? Planon, yon. No, plan. Plano yon.

Plano, no, just plan. Oh. It's El plan. El plan. El plan. No, just El plan. But I was doing Shakespeare in Spanish. Ah, see.

The L plan sounds like when they started writing the L word. Yeah. They're like, how are we going to write this? We go, this is the L plan. That's great. Guys, without even realizing it, we've just been chatting. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You came in, you tried to rip off our arms.

You started talking about a cabal trying to kill you. Yeah. You started talking about Christ again in the Bible. and then I talked about how many girlfriends I had and here we are and then you tried to trick us help you did try to trick us

you tried to be a loki to our Thor yeah low key yeah yeah low key and low key you tried to be a low key to our low key you guys missed me and I know you're struggling with the notion that I'm a party boy now

that I party with my government come back to this shit we don't care this is what I want to do all right I went go-karting with my cousins and then we party. No one gives a fuck. What I want to do, right? Where did you go go-karting? Where we did our Christmas phone.

The Mario car one? Oh, yeah, nice. Yeah, that is fun. I was telling him about it at Christmas and then we went go-kart and then we went to the pub and now I'm a party boy. Yeah, great. And I know you can't accept that and that's okay. I accept it. I don't.

I don't like it one bit. Well, I'm a starch shirt. You're a starch shirt. Starched shirt. Like very straight edge down. straight it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Up at eight, ish. That's about it.

Yeah, all right. Broden's a starched shirt, Mark's straight edge. He's still punk rock. He has a little cross on his hand. Yeah. But both of you can't deal with party boy, Zach. No, drugs and alcohol, full vegan. Straight edge.

But you love a Pepsi. The Pepsi plunge. Yeah, what? The Pepsi plunge was his finisher for a while. Everyone, everyone just needs to shut the phone. fuck up. We need to get back to what makes this podcast great. Yes. Which is no Zach. No, well, for a little, that that's, that's not necessarily, Zach, that's not true. We want to give you a chance to prove yourself, like you've proved to your cousins that you're cool. That I'm

professionally, is this another professionally, no, no, no, no, next week. No. No. It's this. It's this. The next couple of weeks, this week's a fucking right. off. So just if you've, if you've listened this far, you can stop now. Don't worry about it. We're just going to be kind of talking about the plan for the next couple of weeks. Quite genuinely, not a good episode. Call this one, not a good episode. Not worth your time. This is us getting back on track. We're getting back. We're getting back on the rails. Well, we're building the rail system. Yeah, where the, who was the, Tom, who was the rail company? Of what? Which rail? V-line? Yeah. Yeah. We're V-line.

this podcast to get a track from here to Geelong in a timely fashion. What would be better is a fast train to Sydney. Okay, we're doing one of the magnet trains that gets us to Sydney. You know, like hovers on magnets. They can go fast because of magnets. Magnets are incredible. Is that real? Yeah, well, I think it's conceptually real.

I don't know if they've built it yet, but I think they're going to. They'll never happen in Australia. No, but maybe not in Australia. Fuck. It would be sick, but... It would be good. Listen. Magnet trains.

We are a magnet train from Melbourne to Sydney. We're laying down the tracks. We're inventing the technology. This is what I think. I think we kick off next week with a land party. Something classic. Something that people love from us. Lucy, do you reckon you could organise the PCs?

No, we don't need PCs for the land party. What are you talking about? The land party characters. Oh, I thought you're... I thought you wanted us to do a land party. No, I don't want to play Counterstrike with you, Zach. You're going to be too busy partying. That's it.

Which I accept and encourage. You're too accepting of the ripping of the arms thing off. He was never going to be able to do it, man. But it's the thought of it. Yeah, right. But I have that thought every day. Wait. Of what?

Ripping your fucking arms off. Well, that's news to me. Yeah, it's just a flash. You talk about it? It's an impulsive thought. We just go, that's a boy that needs his arms ripped off. just put my fucking foot on his chest, grab him by the wrist and just pull until he breaks.

I think about that every day. But I don't do it because I'm not a party boy. Party boy does everything. A party boy will do it if you give him the tools and the, I guess, the fuel to the fire. And your fuel is, what's your fuel? Petrol. Beers.

Yeah, beers, beers. Beers, beers. Cars. Cars, petrol for cars is like beer. for me. Yep. For cars. Can't get mad at this episode, by the way.

We already said it was a ride off. Yeah, you legally can't. Last week, also not good when I did it on my own. So that's two for two. Yeah, but it would have been a novelty at least. At least it's a talking. And I think we'll get some funny clips. Yeah.

Yeah. So, no, don't go to rip his arms off. Zach just went to rip rodent's arms off. Not rip. Just dislocate. Hurt. Listen. Hurt people get hurt.

no hurt people hurt people and Zach dislocated his shoulder at uni hurt people hurt people hurt people and in high school a lot and in high school a lot yeah did you think about that but hurt people hurt people hurt people hurt people hurt people hurt people who have hurt people hurt people hurt people hurt people hurt people eater hurt purple people eater hurt purple people eater hurt purple people eater hurt purple people eater

hurt purple purple people eat her purple people eater hurt purple people eater hurt purple people eater Hurt purple people eat her purple people. Yes. Hurt purple people eater. Hurt purple people. Come on, Zach. Guys, I'm experiencing what party boys call the Tuesday blues. Yeah, right.

What? The Tuesday blues. I partied a little hard on the weekend now. I'm coming down. Yeah. Fuck. All right. I swear there's a way to save this podcast.

I think it's the Hurt Purple Peterpool Eater. That saved it? Hurt purple people eater? Yeah, just... Hurt purple. But can I just ask, am I back next week to do this land time? Yeah, you're on now. Yeah, you're back.

You're back. You're back. So just get in this hive mind with us about how the Hurt Purple Peterle eater bit can save this episode. Yeah, yeah. So next week, but can we sign bar that? And the episode will be titled Hurt Purple Pebble Peter. Pebble eater. Hurt Purple eater.

Hurt Purple eater. Her purple people. people eater is a bit to save this podcast. Pebble, spelt like pebble but with peas instead of... Let's figure that out. Yeah, we'll figure that out. Hurt purple pebble eater. Yes, that's for this podcast.

Is next week's podcast. No. I'll play Hurt Peple. No. You can. We're going to sidebar the purple... The Hurt. Hurt.

Hurt. Hurt purple, pebble people, people, Peter. A purple. Peter. Hurt purple, Pemple, Peter. talking about Peter. I don't want to bring him into this just yet. Purple people either.

We're going to sidebar this because that's the bit to save this podcast. And right now we're going to lay out a plan for the next couple of podcasts. L plan. El plan. O, if you're Shakespeare. El plan. We're going to lay those out and then we're going to stick to that plan. But this is to let people know you're in safe hands now.

Because? Because we're going back to what we know works, land party. We can do a South African Sam's We can do a South African Sam's 30 minutes of straight fire We can do a 30 minutes Tom You've just earned your keep

We're going to do a 30 minutes You know what That's what next week's going to be We're going to start with the 30 minutes A straight fire To get right back into your pockets Because that's where we want to be Old school

Old school You're challenging us to a 30 minutes of straight fire No I accept your challenge Next week, we'll be the contract signing for 30 minutes of straight fire, which will be happening the week after. What?

And now back to Herp Purple People, Either. Right, we want to go back to that now? So, we're going to do Herp Purple Pepper Later. To save this podcast. To save this podcast. Yes. Then next week, Tom will be presenting us with the contracts. No, no, no, no, no.

For the 30 minutes of straight fire. Why a contract? Why is there a contract? We signed the contract. And that, but that means we've all going to. to be here to sign it. We can just do that off camera. Why would you do it off camera?

I want to jump into something special for the people who we've tortured over the last couple of years. This is, you've got to understand that aren't like we have several revenue streams and this is a core one of those. If we let this die, we all die. We can't be here doing this.

You can't think about pulling Broden's arms off every day. I can't think about pulling his fucking arms off. And I want to keep doing it. And partying is expensive. Exactly. How are you going to afford those beers? But that's why I think we need to get on to hurt purple people. Yes, we need to do that to save this podcast.

Hurt purple. No, purple. It's hurt and purple. Purple pebble. Purple pebble. Purple peop eater. Well, let's figure that out when we do the bit. When are we doing the bit?

When I fucking say. Okay. When we're done with the plan. Oh, look at it. I've never seen you like this. Because we're fucking falling apart. You're not helping. You're supposed to be the one that gets this on the tracks, on the right.

You're supposed to be the magnet man. Okay. And you haven't done... I'm the magnet man. Hello, I'm Xavier. Yes. The Mag. No.

Xavier, Charles. The Magnus. You're Magnus. I've known you Charles. Magnus is the magnet man. And I'm Charles Xavier. My X-Men. And I'm,

I'm Suva-Man. You're Suva-Man? Super-man. Yeah, yeah. You love a nice Greek rap. Now, I grew up in Adelaide. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Suva.

They call Miroos there. Suvapides. Yeah, Uros-Man. I'm Uros man. I'm not great. I'm not great. I'm just from Adelaide and I love Uros. Oh, that's a great character.

It's a very good character. What are you, Suver man? And a man from Adelaide who calls them Uros. He's like a bizarro man to Suverman. And you're just a bit. Neither of us agree. You're just a nice boy from Adelaide. Yeah.

We just like Greek food. Okay, so that plan feels very clear to me. What is it? So we've done purple pepill eater. No, no. No. That's about to begin. So we're about to do...

Isn't the podcast over? In five minutes? In five minutes. All right, we've got five minutes to do purple people in. Next week, next week we're doing the 30 minutes of straight fire contract signing. That's going to be a quick up the top. Oh, no. That's going to be quick up the top.

Five minutes. And then we're going in. to the rap. Please, Zach, we're drowning here. We can't do another week of bullshit, neandering nothingness. There's three options for next week. No. Well, the way I see it, there's three options for next week.

There's a contract signing of four, 30 minutes of straight fire. An idea we've done a couple of times. That's where we just have music playing and we rap. It's a great bit. People love it. What's the word? We freestyle. There's an, there's.

a world that's an option the second option is we just do that yes but you're going to build up hype for 30 minutes of straight five that's what we did this episode and then the third is like it just we just come in cold with a brand new thing entirely and ignore ignore canonically anything that's happened we'll let you vote can i pick we're gonna let the viewers vote we're recording it we're back in yeah but it doesn't so what we do is we let the vote. Listen, what we do is we let them vote. We're back in this.

Yeah, I understand. We're back in it. Listen. Sorry, I've got a cop. We let them vote. And then we hope they get it right. And if they don't, we go, nah, sorry, we're going to do this one instead. So that's right.

So I have a plan. So next week's episode is up to you. Do you want us? Mark, you got a point at your camera. I did. Which one's mine, Tom? The pink? Yeah, pink.

All right. So, Braden say it? Next week's, what we do next week is entirely up to you. Do we do? I thought the you wasn't in unison. But it's actually good for it to be a bit staggered for the edit. In fact, can we do it staggered? Yeah.

All right. So who in what order? So you say it and then we go, Grant Robin. You, you, you. All right. In fact, next week's, so just dropping in from there. Yeah.

In fact, next week's episode. This theme will be decided by you. You. You. Will it be a contract signing for 30 minutes? And I can talk us through how that would play out. Four 30 minutes of straight fire. Yeah.

Will it be 30 minutes of straight fire? Yeah. Will it be us coming in cold again with no concept and just sort of talking until we find something? We're going to let you decide. Who's it up to? You. You.

That was perfect. Yeah. So this is how the contract signing will play out. Okay. Tom will start. Just Tom on his own. And he'll start and he'll talk for a little bit. He'll talk about the contract signing.

And then we all have theme music and we all walk into our theme music. This is Zach in his wrestling era. Well, I was off wrestling. the old Grand Day thing brought me right back in. That's how that would go. Yep. That would be fine and we signed the contract and maybe we fight a little bit. Okay.

In our jeans, but like they're stretchy jeans. What else is there? I think that's good. That's my picture contract signing, Broden. What yours is for nothing? No, I want to leave it up to you. You. You.

No. Okay. You. You. You. We're going to let you decide. Or those are the three options. Now let's, that's great, that's done.

Let's put a bow on that. Let's tie bow on that. And whoever loses, 30 minutes of straight fire retires. No, no, no. No. No. You're in now. It's going to be in the contract that you're in.

Okay. Every single episode for the rest of the year. And if you miss one, we cut your balls off with a hot knife. I'm back. Why hot. It just stops the bleeding. Castrates the wound. It quarterizes the ruin as you castrate.

Mark, did you see what happened there? You've just, I'm back. You just let me back into the fold. Yeah, I know. Thank you, boy. That's what I wanted to do. Oh, he's grabbed my hands. No, no, absolutely not.

Don't let him take your hand, Broden. Don't let him take it. I know his nasty thoughts. It feels good. He just held my hand. Do we want to, no. I refuse. I like my shoulder

located. Oh. Is that the word? I don't know, but it works. That's the trick. Located. So located.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like the location of my shoulder. You like it located. Yeah. All right, let's do

hurtful people. Let's go. Start. Yeah. Start. All right. I forget it. It's so it's hurt people.

Hurt people, purple people. But we put purple people into it. And And I'm going to play purple pebble. Who is? The pebble that peeple, the purple peeple either eats. Right, hit it, Tom.

What am I hitting? The music. You know what to do, mate. Oh, for purple, purple, you know what to do, mate. I had 30 minutes of shape fire lined up for next week. No, pebble pebble pebble either. Pebble, I'm the purple pebble pebble. Hello.

I love purple pebble pebble. In land where purple people people, per people. This is 30, this could go for 30 minutes. Yeah, maybe we do this. Stop. Next week. Right, there's a fourth choice. That is up to you.

You. We got enough use of him. We can just cut one in. You just cut that in. Four choices now. Pepple people. Because that was good. People.

I got to work on my character a little bit. Yeah. You were right to recognize the legs of that bit, Broden. That music really brought it to life. You've earned your keep this week. So to speak. so to speak, uh,

in a heap. But I don't want to... Now is rhyming and it makes me want to do 30 minutes of street fire, straight fire. Of street fighter. 30 minutes of street fight. Five choices. There are five choices.

I think... Fuck. Fuck. All right. 30 minutes of street fighter. Uh, next week is decided by you. You. You.

Me? Yeah. No, Zach. Oh. Unless he votes. Unless you vote. Well, you can vote. Um, You've got five choices. You got contracts for 30 minutes of fire.

You got 30 minutes of fire. You got something cold, something no good. That we'll just come up with. It's a random... Some of our best have been cold. That's true. This one, for example. Yes.

You got purple people, purple people. Pebble people. Pebble. Pebble. And number five... Tom, you got a little notification for your calendar. Street Fighter. 30 minutes of street fighter.

And number six is Lucy decides. We didn't agree to that. Well, is that all right? Yeah, we're going to have six. But if you love one of these, do not stress because the voting only decides the order. So we are doing all six of these. Yes. It's just a matter of the order.

So it might be 30 minutes of straight fire followed by the contract signing of 30 minutes of straight. fighter into purple people hurt people into 30 minutes of street fighter into lucy decides that's up to you that's up to you you get to decide the order of the next six which is actually votable and it better be good because if it's not your part you auntie donna podcast is on the line yeah you can't listen anymore if if our numbers go down after these six weeks that's your fault and you will be punished in the same way Zach was. I was out. I was out in the cold.

I had threats against my life. I had a number of emails telling me that that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's what, that's, you don't want that to happen. So vote right. If that happened. But, you get to decide the order they come out in because we're not banking them and how could we bank them. And how could we bank them? if your votes are deciding the order they come out. If you have a theory for that, let us know.

Let us know. Vote on your theory. And we'll respond to the best theories. We'll respond to the best theories in about 19 weeks. This is becoming one of those ones where we cannot stop it. Oh, yeah? Yeah. How about this?

Then what's this, Broden? What's this? That would be you ending it. Well, but. Thank you. Can't stop it, Brodyn? And tell me why we've stopped the podcast now. Yeah.

Look at that. It's done. It's just done now. That was good. That was really good, Mark. Or was it? Because now it's over now. So goodbye.

And good night. Good night from us to you. No. And that's over now. It's done. It's done. It's done. Sometimes this happens.

Sometimes this happens. He said it. before but we must we are the masters of our own podcast we decide when the mics are on and it's right now correct no no good night have a good one that's us and good luck to you all tom sign us out see you later's a bit better than that you can do better thanks for the soon to the auntie done a podcast powered by the Auntie Donner Club powered by Patreon

we'll see you all next week for 30 minutes of straight fire No no For whatever you decide Do that all again But with it open One of the six Yeah

Luckily I wrote them down Thank you so much For listening to the Angie Donna podcast Next week we'll be back With one of six choices Lucy decides 30 minutes of street fire 30 minutes of street fire

30 minutes of street fire 30 minutes of straight There's a seventh option There's seven choice. There's seven options. Oh, fuck. There's now there's, so there's 30 minutes, there's the contract signing of 30 minutes of straight fire. There is 30 minutes of straight fire.

There is put pep-p-p-pple, purple, pebble, pebble. There's a cold episode. There's a cold episode. We don't know what that is. We've got 30 minutes of street fighter. Then we've got 30 minutes of street fire. But what about, can I ask one question? Yes.

Wasn't there going to be one where we just started with nothing? That is in there. That's the cold world. Oh no, no, no. Isn't the cold episode one where we're cold and chilly? Well, now we've got eight. Now there's eight options. And we're in an episode which we can't stop.

Yes. Yeah, we can right now. You've been listening to the Auntie Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another Ripper episode brought to you by Auntie DonnerClub.com. See you next week. Welcome to the future.