Aunty Donna Podcast - Oceans 14

Episode Date: July 24, 2018

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A list of productions. Play that music Sam. Oh that's Sam. Oh, that's top. Yeah, but in the, in the, uh, stop the music, in the, in the, uh, movies, in the cinema, it's quite a, like, the saying is like, play that, play that tune, Sam. I'm not sure where it's from. It's a blanker. Yeah, play it again, Sam. You know, like, that's a whole thing.

I don't think that's relevant to this, though. No, it's not, but I was just like, you know like that's a whole thing. I don't think that's relevant to this though No, it's not but I was just like you know We're gonna be doing a Casablanca. No, we're doing like we're gonna do like oceans like cuz I can do Casablanca What should I do? Hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Played again Casablanca Wait wait, world war two. Now it works. So we're doing Casablanca? We're going to do Casablanca. No, no, we're doing like Oceans 8. Oceans 8.

Oceans 11. Oceans 14. Oceans 14. Played again soon. But, sorry, we went back to Casablanca then. No, sorry, I just really give music. Stop the music. Stop the music. So just really can stop the music stop the music So what I'm saying so we decided before this we're gonna do like a yeah I we agreed on like an oceans 14 11 kind of vibe and then you've gone and done a Casablanca reference

It's just to get the music started, which I think would be funny. It would have been yeah, that is funny would it be funny? If you just said play it can you play some music Tom it's just less confusing for me because I can't think of me doing Casablanca. Alright I can. I'm yeah I'm immediately I mean Nazi friends. We're like where there's Nazis. I mean it's funny because when you say Nazi friends. You know even though this is a neutral territory I think we could make some options. I'd like a cassette blankery. I think we need to kill this man.

Play some music, Tom. Ooh. Ooh. All right, guys, you know why we're here. Yeah, we get those Nazis. You get those Nazis. We get, we get, no, no, we're, stop, stop music. If you wanna, there's a couple of options we can go from here.

We can continue to do the thing that we agreed we were going to do plan. Which is what I want to do. We can do, or, or, there's two options for me. We can do a Nazi France Casablanca inspired thing or we can do a Nazi Goreng sort of Indonesian Singaporean restaurant type thing. Okay. So I don't know how to do the third option without being racist. You're just ordering at a restaurant. Oh, okay. Do you reckon we can get out of it? I would.

I would. I would. I would. I would. I don't have the strength to not go racist. Okay. This is a. I'm warning.

We could do it. We could do it. And it's side of the podcast that we need to address. No, no, no, no, no, it's just my improv skills are if we do that It's like um don't what's another don't get Mark Ruffalo mad, you know what I mean? I can get Mark Ruffalo mad don't Broden is a racist Those are the two in A.L.A. True. It's those are two in A.L.A.

No racist, but... There is no racist, but with his improv, he tends to go racist and hurt people of other races. Because he is a racist. Deeply racist. No, no, no, I'm not a racist. Okay. But, but. So, for me, we either go with the thing we do.

There's a racist, but good out of my country. That's a good, that's a good job. All right, so Tom, are we doing, because you seem really keen to do cast-a-mo. Not keen at all. I'm keen to do the Oceans 14 idea that we had where the three of us are recruiting a bunch of characters to Roba La Poquetta.

So why do you keep doing Casablanca? I'm not, I stopped the Casablanca stuff. You guys got confused, so I cut it. And that's because I am meliable. Mark's vote is the one we planned, Broden. I think we do the nasty goring. And my vote is Casablanca. So, all right, so we're at a three-way tie.

Tom, you are the deciding vote. Please, for the love of God. I think we do the one we planned. It was sort of my idea, I think it was real good. Yeah, it was real good. It was real good. Oh, it was your idea. Sort of.

Okay, play it again, Sam. Who pitched the start? Who pitched the start? We don't want Casablanca. No, no, no, we're doing oceans 11, but like Aunty Donner's 11. Play it. Play the music that was been trying to be started. Played that this is gonna be a nightmare for Tom but

You know what I don't mind. I want a bit of extra. You know considering he's been fucking slacken off the last couple of weeks In my opinion, I don't mind giving him some the fucking do finally pulling a bit of extra. You know, considering he's been fucking slacking off the last couple of weeks in my opinion, I don't mind giving him some of the fucking do, finally pulling a bit of fucking weight around here. He's just teasing. Play the music. I'm just teasing mate, you know how much I appreciate. Play it again, especially on tour.

Now that's good, Zach. Oh. Oh yeah. Alright, guys. We need that money. I need that sweet dog. I want to get Income why can loan you some money? I've been running this bar and Casablanca for near-on-fight He's dead

Okay, Casablanca cam is dead now boys. How am I gonna ever get like you know guys? You know how much trouble I've been having sitting down. I didn't ever think I'd see your ass again out of prison. No, that's because I've been, I need those. My butt got destroyed in prison. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me explain. Let me explain.

I'm not talking about because of the anal penetration. Okay. I'm talking because someone, my housemate didn't have a punch and bag. My housemate. And I was like, too much chili. Your housemate in prison? In prison. That's called a cellmate.

My cellmate. And I was just living in prison. Hey, housemate. Hey. Hey. Hey, you're gonna get red. So I just let him punch me in the butt because he didn't have it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Out of prison and let me tell you I've been real busy playing poker with Tofa Grace But I've finally stopped playing poker with Tofa Grace to come here and

One friend what do you want from me boys? I've got a Korean now. Yeah, and I've got a Got a Korean howl and I go get back And I got to get back to my And I go get back and I go get back to my poker game with Toe for Grace. Well, we all, you know, we're all here for different reasons. We all got different things. We all have this money for you. Will you do it for your kids? Maybe I'm doing it to win poker against Toe for Grace.

What are you doing for? You're doing it to... I've just got it. I've got a real urge in my tummy to make some money. Capital. Yeah, I've got that urge in my tummy to make some money. I want to make that I want to make some sweet Fundings. Yeah, and may I've got testicular cancer and I need that money to get myself a new set of testicles

So we've all got our own Motivation I want to get some way. I want to get some wealth. I want to get some banknote bankroll bread Bucks chips coin coinage dough From banknote bankroll, bread, bucks, chips, coin, coinage, dough, finances, funds, gold, gravy, greenback, loot, paysauce, resources, riches, rolls, silver, speck Noah. Me, me, I am. Hey George Clooney. Get a, it's Zaxilla. Alright boys, here's a thing boys. Yeah. We've robbed Las Vegas, Al Pacino casinos.

We've robbed banks. We've robbed Julia Roberts. Met. Met. We've robbed the Macker. It's about time we robbed some real money. Yeah, I'm talking about real dough. I'm talking about real dough. Pizza dough that is.

Or man money. And money, we're gonna rob the lapel cat or in North Carlton. Yeah. We can put in our phones. It's not so bad. It's fun, it's fun. It's fun, it's fun, it's fun. It's fun, it's fun, it's fun, it's fun. It's fun, it's fun, it's fun.

It's fun, it's fun. Who's voting not on? Not me. Come on boys, I need that money. You know, I need myself a new pair of orbs, you know what I'm talking? I need them balloons downstairs. I want me a pair of drops. I want me a pills.

I want a good play. I need myself two fresh pellets. I need two rounds. Two globoids, two fresh apples. I need some spheroids down in my bollocks. Oh yes, yes. And you need some goonads, you know, I need to get me some family jewels.

And then you need me some sweet pair of nuts, some rocks, I need some stones, you know what I'm talking about. I got prosthetics. Yeah, I need me to fresh mail sex organs. I need me to fresh my old sex organs. I need me. Genitalia, you know, some male genitals. That's what I need. I need to get myself two pairs of backbones.

All right, to get me two pairs of... All right. A shindig. Need to get myself a reception. Hold down. Fuck. Good old hoodang. So what's the big boys?

I tell you what boys. is the fig the fig tree and non-nose backyard You want yourself some fig jam? Oh baby you get me that cast a sugar get me a pot I'll make you some sweet I don't want a big jam. You don't want my boys It's not about big jam. It's about 10 tomatoes filled with cash. Oh, oh yeah. Oh yeah. Hey, how are we gonna get in there? How are we gonna get into La Polquetta,

Pizza Restaurant in Australia? It's gonna be near impossible. We can't do it with 11, the three of us. We can't do it with 11 people. We can't do, we gotta do it with 25 people. And we will, you know know we need experts in each field We need someone who knows exactly how to open a door We don't have an expert in opening the door how are we gonna get into that?

I know Joe the fucking window I tell you why I tell you why I need to start playing me some poker with Tofer Grace with Eddie Brock slash of an arm with Eric Foreman, with older Kevin. Are you naming Tofer Grace Carra with Carter? Yes I have. Me and Tofer Grace go away. That's not a very long list. No. You need someone to open a door? I know just the guy and then the screen wipes. Why is it this time to door pitch? No. I know just the guy and then the screen wipes Is this turned into a bitch? No, I'm just explaining me to you. Yeah, but we're in it. I know you have to explain to me that it's happened. It's just happened Who hey?

Hey God So the first the first person we need to recruit. Hey God, I never say who they're gonna recruit they just like the next thing you see is he's at the way. Yeah, but this is like audio media. It's the nice. I say, hey God. All right. Yeah, so me. God. Yes. God. God. Hey God. Hello. God. Hello. You know, we got to get five from your jobstack. Oh, yeah, we know you're so busy bloody working in In the in the aisles down at Safeway. I'm yeah, I'm a bit busy. I'm not working Safeway anymore Oh, you hear

Well, you know, because I used to work at Safeway before I became you know the leader of all of all Well, you know, because I used to work at SAFE by before I became, you know, the leader of all, of all that was and ever will be. Before that I worked at SAFE by, right? So now when I go shopping and I see something out of order, it's just out of habit. I'll just, I'll just, I'll just push some things forward and I'll, I'll move it around. Hey, God, did you ever do any night fill shifts? Uh, a little bit, but I, I actually moved up to management very quickly I was only there for six months and I got promoted to a team leader We created a different vegetable section. You created management didn't you?

No, this was before I became leader of all that was and ever will be Wait a second. We're getting the weeds here. Stop the music. So wait a second. So before you created the heaven and the earth in seven days, where you took the day off, before that there were structures in place where people could go, there were safe ways. Yes. And I was there were management roles.

But here's the real kicker. You had to work every day of the week Yeah, to work every single day of the week and that's why I made the days good You you need some money No, I'm doing pretty well. How would you like to share? $800 Split so that's not your share 25 ways. Yeah. What is that wait let me just work that out can someone work that out? You're good. You're what you invented the idea of numerology? No, I didn't some what some Middle Eastern people did about three thousand years ago

No, you would have put the idea in their head No, they came up with that the best hell I don't want to do that. You don't need to be able to count that high. I gave you 10 fingers, sorry. But that's counting. Yeah, I gave them that, but all the... Well, that's number, the concept was created. Well, I gave 10 numbers.

I gave you 10 fingers. If you had to get to 20, I gave you your toesies. So the only true numbers, I want to 20, and everything passed then is made up. Well no that it well I don't know I just submitted eastern people thought we need more numbers and they made them out. So why you've been talking? It's $32 each. Oh now we need we need an expert because we got to get through and we want to rub this. We want to rub this one. take money from the till the float

So we want to make sure that they've got their profits from the day So all we want is that when they add up the money and they want to be like I'm down the float I'm down I'm down 150 no no no the floats only about 150 There's potentially 800 in the register After the days sort of profits and share a lot of people pay by card these days So that's why it's a little low. We just want to take the float which would be about $150 broken into you know There's probably a couple of twenties and some tens and then you've got your five cent pieces Yeah, it's all there you've got a dollar

No, no, we're taking the float, but we're gonna come back 5.333 recurring times. We're gonna hit the same float five days in a row. And 0.333 three three three three three. Because here's my thing, boys, all right? Next, we've got a lot of characters to get into. I know, but next Wednesday, my, I'm catching up with my son, Jesus, at university at the moment.

What's his study? I think he says engineering, but I think he's transferred to some sort of art. Anyway, so I'm catching up with Jesus and he wants to go out for dinner. So I could get myself a parmer and chips, probably a point of beer, and then a couple of dollars in the poke is for 32. So here's the thing boys, I'm in. Jesus is an engineer you say. Well he's studied a year and a half of engineering. Yes. Well God, we need you to get us through the door at La Poucetta. Oh yeah, so easy. But now you know, I can just make the door disappear. I'm all I'm sorry. You make Give us all $100 yeah give us a

Oh my god, what the fuck hey you want a billion these But then I take it away Mother well now we got that way so we need you to open up that door for us We need you to open up that gate get that exit open for us that opening that entryway We need someone to open up that catchway that ingress that Aggress we did that door to lap will get up open up that I said I was in about get that entry About that gateway make that slam a swing open for us. Yeah, they're entrance to the room

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Hey, how would you like to make enough money to get you two large pizzas of garlic bread in a 1.25 fucker to go? I have a one thing to say to you about that. Yeah? Fuck it. Oh, hey. Fucker you, you doggy. I know mech at the pizza no more.

You know I stopped making the pizza 20 years ago. You're not a man. If you don't do it. So I will not make a pizza for you. If you don't, I will never make a pizza. If you don't do this, I'll tell you why if you're not a good Catholic. What?

I'll say, hey, I'm God, your husband's not a good Catholic. Oh, please don't do it this way. She only with me, because she think I'm a good Catholic. I, you know, I shit that all over the kitchen. I piss in my pants, every opportunity I get there. But she's still with me because she said At least you have a good faith Yeah

At least you'll pay two dollars, Pizzaman I told you I told you once I tell you again I will never make a pizza Go Okay Yeah, really? Right

Okay, just wait, I'm gonna get a little similar inina flower. You didn't want me to make pizza right? No, oh yeah, no, we don't want you to make pizza. Oh, I want you to rob a we're gonna rob oh Yes, okay I'm gonna rob a lot of okay. Oh, yeah, well, what do you need you need? Well, you need you need a M416 you go You see B here you go What do you need a you see B here you go What do you need a sky real here you go? What do you need?

M24 sniper rifle here you go. What do you need you need a you MP? You go what do you know? We just give you whatever sort of a attachment you want to make some and we need you to believe in yourself here Okay, I believe in myself, but here's what I also believe in. I believe in an Uzi with attached stock, give you a red dot aside, an extended mag to quick draw, clip it. Now you said, now you make sure you clip that

from single to auto, because if you have on a single and some trouble happen, and you go, oh, I got you with the Uzi bag, you hold down the trigger, but then only one shot that to come out then they give you the opportunity to stop you fuck it. We're not intending on doing any dog day afternoon shit we're in we're out that's the plan. Yeah we're out. Okay. But wait a minute. But is this is this everyone? No no I reckon we're gonna need someone who's willing to negotiate their way out of this Yes, we need we need a politician

Absolutely white white Oh, we're doing the white, but I thought we're doing a wife and we cut to we're in Parliament House Okay, I just walk up at the stairs knock knock knock knock I'm not in Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Turnbull the prime minister of Australia. I'm riding Malcolm eternal. I who let you in here You did we knock on the door you said come in. It's far too easy to walk in a power Well, you know this is Australia. It's not a lack of the white hell so you know, Americano, it's a very different, hey, do you want the pizza? I'm back in the pizza game, motherfuck.

Hello, yes, hello there, pizza man. It's great to see you today, and hello, God, it's great to see you. Hello, can I interest either of you in Aussie mail? I invented the email. Oh, that's right, you were a billionaire, you were a dot com billionaire. Yes, that's right, I'm Malcolm Turnbull you are a dot to come a billionaire, right? Yeah, that's right, I'm now from Turnbull, prime minister of Australia. Now what is the big thing? Hey, do you want any copper gold off the back of the truck?

I give it to you for about the $14 kilo. I, my a zeo, he had a driver the truck, he got all the wood worths in the state right here. Oh, no. Do you have any cure for the meat that you want? You want the prosciutto? Yeah, you want it, yeah. I get the you for you, then. You're saying copper cord or something?

No, the copper cord. Copper cord. Yeah, copper cord. Listen, no, I don't want any of your dirty meats. I'm straight now, you see. I'm Prime Minister, I'm making myself a living, see? You don't need your dirty rats around me no more. I'm Prime minister of Australia.

Welcome. I'm Prime Minister of Northern Territory. ACT, WA, SA, Tessie, Queensland and New South Wales. Where I live with my wife, fuck. What's her name? What if my wife's name is? I imagine her last name would be a turnbull. Margaret?

Margaret, turnbull, patty. Patty, patty turnbull. That sounds bad. It's a be a turnbull. Margaret? Margaret, turnbull. Patty. Patty, turnbull. That sounds bad. It's a patty turnbull. I'm sure. Patty, turnbull. Patty, on the turnbull.

No, I'm straight now. I'm gonna go home, spend time with my wife Lucy. Oh, Lucy. Now what are you talking about? Nothing can convince me to do this little apple kit. I was thinking about of the Newton. How does 32 dollars sound? I'm not talking split. That's your share.

And tax of free. Jesus, a lot of coin. You could do so many things. Me and Lucy could by two large pizzas, a garlic bread and 1.2% 2.5 litre coke for that kind of dosh. And that's exciting on this great Australian day in the greatest country in the world. All we need you to do is... We need you to do it.

Turn the gauze out. The gauze, yes. Negotiate. Yes. You agree to communicate. You go into it. I can't even remember what sort of play it is. We're going to play some very loud music for the outside. Yes. And that's a setup for the next character.

We're going to play some loud music from outside. You? And then you're going to walk in and say, say, say, who are you doing your email? Yes, you do. Yes. And then you would try to say that there was a band. Well, they're distracted. They're distracted by the big loud music. They're the same for priorists of the Caribbean. They're all distracted. In in that moment they sign up to Aussie Mail. Yeah. And then that's the moment where Pete's a man comes in and yonks the cash, throws a

pizza at their face, yonks the cash, and I've already opened the door for you, so I'm good. You need music played, I know just the guy. Hey, clasp a dealt Clasp a dealt Hey, hey You're fucking talking to the brand new story talk to you clasp a dealt a clasp a dealt compose reports of the Caribbean. How are you? I was so sorry You say it has been a big misunderstanding you see no that hasn't a clouse is not here

I am Hans Zimmer Oh Do it the music so good so here's the thing alright. I collaborate a lot. I collaborate so much I am I'm man enough to collaborate. I collaborate with clouse I am man enough to collaborate. I collaborated with Klaus. Klaus came to me, he said, I have some ideas. And I said, you're, you know, I laugh, let it.

My laugh, I said, Klaus, you're, you're see-pish, like a little Denny Elf. You're see-pish, you're little see-pish, man. Oh, I want to collaborate with you. I said, Klaus, come collaborate with me. Set his phone. Okay, so Sorry just to be clear I know that you're a pizza man. Who are you? I am the prime minister of Australia now? Hello, Prada the leader of the coalition. My name is Hans Zimmer. I'm a composer. Hello

My name is Hans Zimmer, I'm a composer. Hello, Hans Zimmer, I'm the... I'm... I'm... I'm Mr Australia. You're a funny little man, you're a man with a daddy elfman. Hans Zimmer, let us get the down to brass attacks. Let's get the big... I can't.

We enter the big house. What the hell? You're turning into a mountain, turn. This is... I'm Hans Zimmer, I need to not listen to anyone else's little voice. Hey, Hans, how would you like to get some dirty money? I don't need the dirty money. Also, I do need some new little normal, like, in-ear headphones.

You're not expensive one. Just some sort of $30 in-ear headphones for my studio. How would you like to make that with about the 250 left over? Oh, this is good. So where we have with the plan? Okay, I'd love to hear some plan. I am Hans Zimmer, I compose it. You say a lot of stuff do you see, where?

No, we don't want to go into the hole to eat hell over the game. No, not. We want to go into the hole until he's hell over the game. No, no, we want to rob a lab guitar. Yeah. Which is it. I only found out recently on a very specific Melbourne reference. Boys. I'm Hansi and I'm becoming Malcolm Turnbull. A different turn.

Boys. Can we have the rights? Boys, you can go to a little Danny Elfman. He can help you with this. Or a little Danny, he will go, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, this is my impersonation of Danny Elfman's music. A dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. Fine, let's go to Danny.

He's, he would wait for Oscar. Oh wait, what's this about Oscar? I'm just poking at your ego. No I win lots of Oscars. I want a big Oscar we said later from Maui. Well yes she wasn't eligible for the Oscar but we found the golden globe. That's pretty good. Yeah she she come in and she sings, she goes YOLO! AYE AYE AYE! And I go BOOOOO And to KESA we win the Gauten Club We don't have time for this Do you want that 32 dollars or not?

Are you in there? Or are you outside? Let me play your song BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM I'm in AHHHHH Okay I'm going to get a voice

Will let you know Will I be in touch? Maybe One or two no no, you let you know what we need you to do. You know I do it live now Oh, I just alive. Yeah, I go into it and Reena and I get a big a orchestra Telling is a German accent I struggle immensely to do voices when as a ones are doing voices.

Yeah. So I do, I get to enjoy an arena. And the arena. No. No, no. I've been watching a lot of Italian films recently. So, er, er, er. We're from the island.

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