Aunty Donna Podcast - OUR FAV BITS FROM 2017

Episode Date: December 27, 2017

A huge thank you to all our podcast listeners through 2017! Thank you to all our wonderful guests and we hope you enjoy this collection of goofs and gags.   See us live: auntydonna.com/shows Support us on patreon: patreon.com/auntydonnaJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list-nuff production. Hello podcast listeners, we hope you're having a wonderful holiday break Mark. How are you? I'm very good. Thank you so much for asking. How are you enjoying your holiday? No, I'm not on holidays yet. We just start. We've recorded this before holidays. Okay. How do you reckon you are enjoying your holiday? No, I don't reckon I'm doing good man. No, you're struggling. Yeah, I'm sad. Yeah, you should do what you should enjoy this podcast, which is the best of the year What we've done. This is how this podcast episode is going to work. Sorry Something I'm gonna throw you okay? Yeah, man

You got a horse throat Go fuck yourself This podcast is we've gone to mark. We've gone to Broden. We've gone to Sam We've gone to Tom. We've gone to Zach, we've said pick your favorite bit of a podcast this year. And we're going to put it all together for you, we're going to go one by one, putting people's favorites and we hope you enjoy this episode. The very least it's going to be a fun reflection on the year from one of the worst podcasts you can listen to. Yeah, remember where you

were when you were listening to three tired men who don't really care about quality. It's more quantity. More quantity is what we're interested in. And reflect on where you were at the time when you heard these people slowly give up on life. Do you think when this is played do you think you've enjoyed the new Star Wars? Sitting here now, do you reckon you've enjoyed it? Well look man, I'm saying it in three days. Yeah, three, four days. It's now January or December.

I... There's only a couple of things I want from the new Star Wars movie, Broden. Yep. I want to see Luke Skywalker get into a Fistie cuffs and there's only one thing I want from you and that's a straight answer I'm trying to give you a straight answer god damn it. Yeah, well, I'm not trying to tell you if you're listening to this and these things Happened in the new Star Wars movie then you bet your bottom dollar and one happy chapter. Okay, great So Mark Hamill's in it. I want to see Mark Hamill get into a light super food I really want to see that and I want to see color in get like mad at Luke and be like you fucking you fucked me up

You portrayed me or whatever. I want to see them get into a ral okay, the two things I want that's all you want That's all I want and if I get those are I can it's gonna be great. What if it's just those two things? There's gonna be a short movie. Yeah. And you know what? I'm gonna be disappointed. Yeah, right, okay. See, yeah, see, it's about the dish.

If the dish is just chicken salt, it's not a dish. All right, enjoy these top five episodes. Mars, favorite episode. I guess I got my, I was always, never the funny kid in class. I was I was always a bit of a naughty kid who struggled to focus and then got into the productions at school and I thought, gee, I like this. And that and the rest is history. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, excuse me, what was that? Boring! Boring! Sorry, we're just trying to do a podcast here. We're trying to... Yeah, if you should... And...

Keep down the coughing and the sneezing or whatever that is. Why am I here? That is a great question to kick off the introduction to, I guess, this evening, which is of course an... Edmonds? Edmonds? A good friend of mine. guest this evening, which is of course, and Edmunds. Edmunds. A good friend of ours. What percentage?

And because I'm a math man, what percentage of Edmunds was real there? None. Zero percent. I'm well aware of your first and last name. Oh, thank you. That's okay. You're very welcome. I study very hard for this.

And Anne, it's a first and last name that's really buzzer around the Australian comedy saving the bad news, is it? I mean, you can't walk into a shop without someone talking about how Anne Edmond's offended them at a shop. And tell us a little bit about yourself. And tell us a little bit about yourself. Well, I started commenting nine years ago. Boring.

I was even a f**k. He didn't even try to cover that. He's just getting bored out of boring f**khead. You're ugly. You're ugly. We're doing this in almost a breakfast podcast. Yeah, and Mark keeps saying good, it's really off-putting when someone's in broad daylight going, good evening.

Have you got something wrong with your brain? Yeah, sorry, I don't know why I do that. Like why do you think it's the nice? Because people listen to it when they're with a glass of wine, this is a very sophisticated podcast. People listen to it over dinner with their loved ones, having a glass of wine, this is a very sophisticated podcast. People are listening to it over dinner with their loved ones, having a glass of wine. So I'm just, you know, sort of, we're not recording it in the evening,

but I imagine that's when most cunts will be listening to it. The first of my podcasts on the train in the morning. Well, good evening to you, you're listening on the morning. It's an evening train to work. I'm a vicious alcoholic, I always say. It's evening. It's evening train to work. I'm a vicious alcohol. I always say it's evening somewhere. So that's why I drink in the morning here.

But the reason I brought up the breakfast, the reason I brought breakfast, you made air when it ex-colded. And you can cut out that pause there. Just the kids look past. Yeah, no, no worries. And what I noticed, yeah, is that you guys are having some Vegemite toast.

Oh, yeah. And we're a couple of Aussies on the other side of the planet. Boy, aren't we having fun? Well, aren't we connecting? Yeah, that's the way. Well, where did the Vegemite come from? So, you can't buy it here.

And I'll manage a, you can. Can you buy mine? Can you buy any sort of mine? Oh, that's a't buy it. Our manager, you can. Can you buy a mic? Can you buy any sort of mic? Oh that's not my stuff. You can buy the Doctor of Latinness of a mic. It's white. Now it's not, it's sweet. Yeah, it's sweet and it's soft. Sweet. White might is a pretty great selling point for a new type of mic though. Yeah, yeah. If you make white might and just color it white, I'm gonna fucking get on that. If anyone out there wants to make some white mite, send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us. Send itie mic. Really? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You know, it's just what I grew up on.

I'm a Italian and I'm just thinking about it. Just have a slightly different taste. Hey, Marka, itara pron, Maite. Oh no, it's a diho med school. Oh no, it's my marks non-o. My number is here. Char, Marka, son o in scot o langa. Hello.

Hello, non-o, no, no, no, no, how have you been coping with the death of your husband? Oh Onii, John, or sono Triste I said and I go I go To the grocery and I say, oh, can I please have two pasta? And then I walk home and I go, no, it's only for me, just the one. And I was dead. And I can't, I think, oh, no, yeah.

I'll put the other one in the freezer, but all, and it is upsetting to me. I've sort of gone in the end. I don't know when well now because it's been 60 years since he passed away but you still only wear black don't you? I wear black every day. Is that because if you want to say Bajjona or anything? Bajjona! Bajjona todi! I am in Scotland. I come here to feed Mark because I know he's a very bad boy away from home. Mark is not here anymore. He said the ghost of your husband. I love you so much.

I love you too. I love you too. I miss you. I cannot wait to see your pussy. Okay, so now listen guys, I love a pussy. We're watching this happen, right? Luckily I haven't told you guys, but I can control dark spirits. And I'm here to tell this spirit to leave Nonna. She does not need joining me.

No, don't let it take him away from me again. I only just got him back. I want him to fuck me first, please. Just go into a room for a fuck one time. Okay. You may go into a room for a fuck one time. Then let him have one last fuck. All right, I shall grant you dark spirit one more fuck of your faith.

Thank you. I appreciate it because I have a blue balls, not because I haven't come in a long time, because I have a blue balls, not because I haven't come in a long time because I am a ghost and ghosts are usually a transparent blue. And you keep dipping them in blue berries. And my pussy is a dry, I'm not even a... You're so so dry, a blood-dash. Can I wear you a kiss and a pro, my? The bullet-up. Yes, I cover your lips. Very well, my...

Very well,, Spirit. Very well done. I'm going to put it up. I'm going to put it up. I'm going to put it up. Come on for Nonna. Oh, dark spirit. I shall get you. Pro-mites.

Dark Ghost of the other nights. Thank you so much. I very appreciate it. Me and Nonna, we go off now to a dude the fucker. And we come back. Who knows? I'm not going to do it right. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. to a dude the fuck and they're when they come back and who knows? Michael, Michael Lasagna. Michael Lasagna, in the main.

And the man who do the songs. And not on a man's. In the main. She knows she's very strong about that. She's always like that. And not on a man's voice. I always try to make spirit. Not in his, not in her ainess dark spirit.

I know I always try to make it to sleep it in when she, you know, in the mood a bit more. It's the same time I fall over in the shower, the truck, you know, in my eyes, I'm in the back of the sun. Did you hear that? In the sun, the end is only baby, maybe four or five times in a 62 yard man. That's right, dark spirit. So I'm now in the anus. No, in the end is, I know this has been a rule for a long time. Of you go to copulate. Okay, say hello. Ciao, tutti. Ciao, tutti, ciao. Ciao in this, I know this has been a rule for a long time Off you go to cop your lights Okay, see you later

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Anyway, I was in France filming on the last couple of weeks of a Robin Hood reboot that's happening next year. Really? In which I'm playing Friatum. Oh, wow. This is fucking so. And it was an interesting, massive four-month shooting Budapest and Crowe show and Paris Jamie Foxx Jamie Donan

Taran Edgerton Ben Mendelssohn a few years ago. Oh, that's very Aussie. Yeah, well Ben Mendelssohn's Aussie. Yeah, I'm an Aussie. Yeah, is that it? And a few people on the crew, yeah. Oh, the pyro. Pyro's an Aussie.

Pyro's an Aussie. Cool. First AD was an Aussie. Yeah, lots of good people in the industry. And I finished shooting. So this is, let's just take as given that I think my, the environmental cost of my lifestyle is disgusting. Good. I finished shooting at like this scene at 4.30 in the afternoon, some day on in Paris. And they went, okay, moving on to the next scene, and I was in the next scene, and that had meant that I was gonna have to film

the next stage, means I wasn't gonna be able to be at this event in New York, which is a kind of handshaking, bottom-pattern event for theater owners all around America, which we have to do to try and encourage them to take Groundhog Day on the road. And, but it was like, the producers of Groundhog Day. I got to be there and I'm sorry I'm filming.

Got to this point on this afternoon when we looked at the script and I said to the boss, said to the director, like, my guy just lay, he got the keys, it swapped the keys with Marion and I'd snuck out the back. Why would he be in here now? And he went, oh yeah, Tim's wrapped for this thing and I went and so I got on the phone, started my calls, anyway, went out to dinner that night, got drunk, went to bed, got up, got the first flight out of Paris, 8.30am out of Charles de Gaulle and which, because of the time difference, you get, even though it's at 9 hour flight, you

get into New York at 10.30 or 10.40 we happened to land a bit early. I was stepping off the plane at 10.40. I got a greeter at the airport straight through customs which can take an hour. Like to get off the plane to the middle of New York is usually about three and a half hours. Yeah. Straight through into a car round the corner to a helicopter pad into a helicopter to west 30th and the river road Hudson road there. And I was sitting having landed at 1030s, sitting answering questions at this Q&A at 1130 in town here. Oh my God. Oh my God.

He pays for that. Who, what's going on there? I don't understand how that's all organised and stuff. That's not by the producers. Well this is an interesting thing. So putting aside the environmental cost which I think is huge moral compromise. Like I fly, I'm going to England. So tonight I do a TV show, a flight of Chicago, London, do a 20 minute interview with someone

by its special and about an Australian tour. And I'll tell you, then fly Dubai, Melbourne, all in the next, you know, whatever, so in two hours. And I've done Europe LA 15 times in the last 12 months, you know. Wow. In fact, yeah. And it's terrible. But the reason, so when I was your age, little bit younger, like I couldn't figure out how to get out of it.

Like my first Edinburgh, I hadn't left Australia for 10 years. Because we were like going, do we, how do we, what do we eat tonight? Because we can't, you know, we can't afford it. And everyone's like, but this thing you're doing, you should be an Edinburgh and stuff. And I'm like, stop saying that. I can't get back to Perth for my grandmas funeral. How am I going to get to Edinburgh? You know, it feels like such an impermeable membrane

that poverty and distance. Yeah. And now I literally do that flight every month more. And the money thing becomes, it's all about potential. It's just a sum, right? So to get me from Paris to the center of New York in that shorter time cost, whatever, you know, $7,000, the potential of having the composer,

lyricist of the show, they're shaking the hands of the people, meaning that you can book, even if you only book one more theater because of that my presence there, or get one more Tony vote, or whatever the hell the cost is, that can be exponential, it can be a hundred grand,

or 300 grand, or 500 grand, for the production. And so the production of this musical, which costs almost 20 million bucks to get from conception to New York, is like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What It's like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does it take to get the fuck out of here? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that's gross. It's actually cool, was it cool? No, it's so cool. Kelly Copter from JFK to Midtown, New York. Yeah. You ever get the opportunity to do it? I mean, honestly, think of the shit you spend your money on. If you boys landed at JFK one day

with the, you can't fit six year in the chopper, but it's called Blade. The Thompson take it. And he can get it, Tommy can get it, Uber. But like you get four of you, it'd be like three hundred bucks age to do a helicopter ride, goes and JFK gets you into Midtown by in 10 minutes, and it's the most wonderful thing to come around

the bottom of Manhattan in a helicopter that you know, the floor's glass, and it's a, oh, I was gonna say, I do. Sam's favorite episode. Yeah, I'm going to, but first I'm gonna have to fight you, can't I seriously, I like a will. Well, you gotta get through Penny first. All right, so, well, Penny's not here.

It's been about. Oh, it's been about. Okay, all right, so ladies and gentlemen. He's welcome to the stage, pin the bow. Pleasure. Hello. I'm saying it, Peter Batch, back announced herself, we are running a saucy night of Cabaret here, okay?

We should not have such a consummate artist as Penny Grouch. He's pronounced consummant. Consumants. We should not have such a consummant artist as Penny Grouch. I am the manager. I am the manager. I'm the manager here at Sysla,

and I will not allow that to happen especially when we've got a new range of stakes available for 32. You come in the Sysla again. My name is Pena Bousch. Pena Bousch, you can only say that. I've been waiting for years for DJ Sweet Love and Pina Bouch To finally meet my Pina Bouch, a well-renowned European dance choreographer Pina meet DJ Sweet Love Can I come, nice to meet you

So what sort of dance do you do, Pina Bouch? Just a bit of break dancing, a bit of interpreting dancing, a bit of survival, a bit of jazz ballad, a bit of tapping. That's fucking sick, me and Abish. I'm actually friends with a couple of guys that went on Australia's Got Talent and did that. I don't understand what you say. Do you want to see me do the dancing?

I would love to see that, can't. Wow. Do you think the saddest was pretty good? That was such a sick dance. I just wanna say that was like the best visual joke that's ever happened in our audio podcast. You know, only you could all see the visual. When you created your dance theater company, tonsata vupatal.

Ah, yes that rings the barrier, yeah. It should ring a bell. It's why you created it. When you created tonsata, which I imagine would translate to dance theatre. Nine tonsata, transletons. So hamburger. It a transleto, it's a hamburger. It's transleto, it's a hamburger. And what is a verbatil transleto?

Vupertil means a hospital. So hamburger hospital theatre, dance theatre. What was the reason for creating hamburger hospital dance? So I just, I was seeing the hospital. It was a sad story. Yeah. And then the hamburger was very nice. I thought it was going to start the dance.

It starts the dance. It starts the dance. It's the hospital. Yeah. What sort of tunes do you like to dance to? Floom. You like Floom. He's fucking sick.

I like flume. I like some truck. I like the... You like, do you like chain smoke? I reckon they're pretty poppy, but they're pretty fucking sick considering. Do you know, bewitched? The bewitched. The manchist's 90's bands from the Irish? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, come on, get it on, we're riding in a rollercoaster. Yeah, they're fucking sick man, I play them like ironically all the time man. It's not ironic for me, I like it. It was a, what did you, they, but which which was the, the scoring for your first dance theatre? Yeah. The killing of every person.

Yeah. The killing of every person. Yeah. So wait, wait a second. Were you inspired by Bertol Brecht, my favourite man? Were you, were you somehow involved in the atrocities of World War II? Is that what you were alluding to? Yeah, and what way?

What role did you play? Just the what role did you play? And what part did you play? The sugar plum fairy. Yes. With the gases. Right. Okay, so you too many beans.

So you made the gases? Oh, it's taken a dark turn. It is but you have to remember that this is all you. We do edit if you'd like us to just know that. What I'd love to ask. It's important for people to know the truth. That what Germans are very good at acknowledging our responsibility and moving on from the past. And World Rune now, now. Sam is German, and he's enjoying this. That's so good.

And I think America can take a leap out of your book. What I really do, I think America can take a leap out of you, and we can do it with our dark history. I think you should be applauded You thank you so much Hillary Clinton You know you're welcome. I'm Hillary Clinton What I love to know is when you won the award for Deutsche Tundse Price in 1995 Really big on this character Is it okay if we don't pretty loaded I'm okay if we don't move on from Peter Balsch.

No, no, I love Peter Balsch. She's the great character. And can I say, before that shocking loss, where unfortunately I did not break the glass ceiling. I watched on YouTube one of your most fantastic pieces and it really inspired me to the power of the The first episode of the film

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He had a bit of an issue with one of the products that you've introduced lately. And I'd like to get Tom and you to just sort of sort this out because I feel like there's a bit of blood blood. Hi Tom. Hey Don. Hey mate, how are you? Good mate, how are you? I'm Don Meas.

I'm CEO of Domino's Australia. So I went to Domino's with Zach and Broden. It's a true story. And it was really hot and we thought we'd get some shakes. And it hasn't had been warm in Australia yet. It's been really warm, absolutely. It took like 20 minutes to get the three shakes. OK.

OK, now, if I may. It's true, by the way. This is true. If I may, part of that might actually be due to the fact that we've just installed across all of our stores around Australia. Mine is 14 degree ice cream machines. They'll wake me up at that low temperature, at that perfect temperature.

And the reason why we've made that deal with that company is because if you keep ice cream at that delicious temperature, you'll actually find that you don't actually have to add a lot of gelatin, a lot of mixes, a lot of those ingredients that really get in the way of the delicious cream. I think you haven't trained your work as properly because it took 20 minutes to make three shakes. Okay, sure. Now, you might get a faster shake at somewhere like McDonald's. But that wasn't even the biggest problem.

I'll get to it. Tom, I'll get to it. Tell him I'll get to it. Tell him I'll get to that. Tell him I'll get to that. I just want to say. No, absolutely. But at other fast service places, you're actually going to get a quicker thick shake, but probably not

as good of a quality. And that's what we're about at Domino's, but please carry on. OK, so the problem was you gave me a chock lava cake thick shake and it was all chock shaped on top of there as a lava cake. Yes, absolutely. And it was sort of blocking off the shake. So you couldn't use a straw. You had to use a spoon. Yeah, the problem is they gave you this big one, flimsy spoon. And you couldn't break through the lava cake to get to the delicious shake. So I'm trying to eat the lava cake and instead of breaking through the crust of the lava cake the spoon is just bending and like at most turning

around. So it was a full spoon it was and a straw spoon? No it was a full spoon and it was just so flimsy. And while the boys were enjoying their shakes on the walk back to the office, I couldn't enjoy my shake because I didn't have a spoon that could break through the crust of the lava cake. So I could eat the lava cake. This is all true, don't you?

Okay, I saw this happen, too. And I was super upsetting it. And I just think that if you're gonna invest an infrastructure of minus 40 degree ice cream machines, you should invest in some good spoons as well. Okay, can I, you can eat your lava cake, ice cream shake. Okay, Tom, if I may respond, I'd love to respond, Tom. Now obviously when you're rolling out something as big as our minus 14 degree ice cream machines

There are gonna be missteps. There are gonna be mistakes At the last quarterly meeting I did say to our board. There are gonna be missteps now. I'm sorry that that happened I it's great to hear you enjoyed one of our one of our super shakes It's right here that you enjoyed one of our super shakes with the lava cake, of course. We actually make the lava cake fresh in store. We get the batter. We send it to the... I can't eat lava cake.

I'm so sorry, Michelle. Why? I'm a vegan. Well, actually, Michelle. Ah! Zach probably tagged you in a post recently, but on my personal Facebook page, I recently did a survey of all of our vegan fans asking if

we should introduce some vegan cheese and I just want to say keep your eyes peeled in 2018 because Domino's might be introducing some vegan cheese to some of our stores. Which ones? I can't say quite yet but follow me at Don Mige. I am following you. My friend Zach made me follow you. How many extra fucking minutes is it going to take to have the vegan cheese on the pizza, Zach? Well, Zach can't tell you, but I'm done meeting. I'm done.

I really believe in quality. And how much was that super shake? It was like $7.95 was a fucking joke. That's a great entry pro. Too expensive, Don. Okay. You sort of fucking coming out here. Quite a great entry pro. Too expensive done. Okay. All right, you sort of fucking come and out here. Quite a bit, mate, with you. I'm just being real done.

Okay. All right, come. So, you know, they made that lava cake fresh in store, mate. And I'm sorry that that took eight minutes. And frankly, okay, you can go fuck yourself, Tom. It's a Tom's favorite episode. I feel like this is a great time to introduce our guests. I think so, absolutely.

Which we've sort of already done. Just get on stage, guy. Please go over the stage. He's a brilliant, brilliant comedian from New Zealand. He's taking Australia by storm. You can see him on comedy up late. Comedy up late. It's one of the best fucking bits ever.

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It was a line when I did his accent, was I? I would kill for that opportunity and for you to wait in there with your fancy story about a fictional character from a book that's not even set in reality is infuriating. I haven't even read the book kind of. No, I've seen the extended editions. That takes longer than it does to read the book. When I saw you on the project in New Zealand, make it out the front of a grocery store. That's true. You say that wasn't you on the project? Well no, see, so I've been trying to get on as their shower correspondent pretty much since they started. And they seem to think that's not really a necessary element to the show.

But it's too early to say. What a shower correspondent does. What is that? I'll just check in. Yeah. Tell them how the water pressure is. It's just in your shower or? Well, I'll probably have to,

if I do get on, I'd like to think I could I'd go on a different showers. Oh. Different episodes. No. No. No. No.

But anyway, they won't have it. And so, Would you be in your talks? Oh, would you be in the... Oh, I'll just get the... No, you'd have to be... I'm quite method, so you just get the camera in the sheet from the hip up. But you'd wear your talks underneath.

No, no, no, no, no. All right. I don't shower in talks, Zach. I've got a beautiful penis. I'd like to look at it. But I said... I said to them, I want to be the shout-cross fondant, and now we never, because they tweet out,

I know the, because New Zealand's so small, I know the whole team, and whenever they tweet out who their guest panelist is every night, I read Twitter and I say, this person stinks, the people won't go, I'm on gone read. And I did it so much that I got an email from one of their producers being like, hey guy, look, do you wanna do, we do a weird set,

we do a little soup for the Whipp around on a Friday, we go to the regions of New Zealand and we, we, anyone competes to say we were tapping in the most. And I said, okay, can I please do it from the shower in my Airbnb? And they said, it's kind of about getting out on the street. So we'd rather you are somewhere in public. And I said, okay, can I please do it in my tail in front of the supermarket? And that they agreed to and they maybe do that. Yeah, and that's where our story is converged

It's like turn on television. Oh guy Montgomery's in Wilmington What were in any clothes guy and what did I say? Oh, just got out the shield. Yeah I love New Zealand. It's my favorite country You're the best I watch your family feud celebrity edition in New Zealand as well That's the best thing ever you kept saying You kept saying there was like the question was where does what's a good other job for tarz They have and everyone was saying all like climber or, you know, like, you're like, oh, secretary. You can just say whatever you want.

Yeah. You don't get asked back, but you can do it at the time. The other comedians are getting really mad at you, because I think you're losing. And then it came back to you the next time, and you were like, a captain. Yeah. You're smart. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com.

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