Aunty Donna Podcast - Our Fav Bits from 2018

Episode Date: December 26, 2018

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A list-nuff production. Happy 2018 boys. Thank you. So whatever. Whatever. I'm trying to do an angsty teen. Oh, I appreciate it. Yes. It's been a very lovely year for all of us. Do you agree?

I think it's been the single, greatest year ever. I've had a rough one. Mark's had a rough one. It's been a good one. Mark's had a rough one. It's been a good year, it's been a good year. You're great. I was overstating it for comedic effect, but it's been a good year. It's been a fun year, the fans have been lovely.

It's been a banana. Pardon? So the translation for banana is good year. Okay, Mark. Mark. How was this upset you? You know how I feel about the phrase good year. And as it is the last podcast of the year, or as I like to say, the last podcast of the onano, we have each picked and Tom as

well have picked our favorite episodes of the podcast this year. That's what we're doing. Oh, fuck. Oh, no. Broden, Mark picked his favorite episode of The Nanny. Well, you better go find one thing. The one with Niles and the blindy. C-C. C-C start making out. Well, you better go find an episode. It's just all that sexual tension of the years and fuck. All right. These are each of our favorites with a little intro.

Here's the first one. The story behind this episode is we were in Los Angeles and we just had a meeting with people and we had to drive from one side of Los Angeles to the other side of Los Angeles. And we got in an Uber and we started talking about our old university days and we would recalling one person that we went to university with.

And we started, and from that, that person had a heritage of being from South Africa. And so, and having a rip a butt. Yes. And Zach and I had South African accents that we could do and so we both started to do them independently too much and then just kept talking in South African accents about being from South Africa and it went for the that was heavy American traffic and we were in the for maybe an hour and a half. And the lady driving the Uber just kept just sitting there quietly sitting through these three Australians. Marked, you know, Mark for an hour and a half.

And then at the end of the camp, she just went, English was her second language, she just went, oh, they're funny. And we got out. And we better do that as a podcast. And that's this episode called The Fucking Sam's or something. Sam Sam and Mark. So we've got two very special guests.

Two guys, I was walking around the streets of Toronto. I've got a couple of ex-pats in from South Africa so we've got two boys, sorry what were your names again? We're both called Sam. Sam that's right. Yes, hello I'm from South Africa. Sam from South Africa and we've also got Sam from South Africa. South Africa. Mark what do you need to understand is we are both from South Africa you start more or Mark what you mark what you need to understand is we are both from South Africa Mark you've come in here Mark and you've said you've come

Listen to what I'm saying My house listen to what we are saying to you. Do you know the book the power of one? Brass Courtney is I got aice Courtney is the power of one. It was also made into a film, the power of one. Who is that starring? A star. A Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman.

Just in that film. No, Ma. Yes, I've seen that. The Sucka movie. The power of one. Listen to one another nine more. No, you're thinking of Invictus. You are in thinking of Invictus Ma.

The story of apartheid. No, I loved Invictus. But that is not the way we are talking about. Do not get the same wrong. We are not talking about Invictus, we are talking about a different film. A different film. So, so, so, so, so, so, Mark, yes, Mark, have you heard of that? Do you know the power of one?

I know. Now that you've last called me is debut book and that is his first book. Yeah. It does have that sort of international. It has a passion mark. It has a passion about South Africa. Mark South Africa. No, I'm from South Africa.

Where is Sam? Yeah and where are you from Sam? I'm from the southern parts of Africa. No, South Africa. No, you might think we're from Namibia, but no. No. We're from South Africa. No, I'm not from North Africa.

Do you think we are from Camelun? I know. I know. If you're not in Amar, no. We're from South Africa. We are to what? We are to what? South Africans.

We live in Perth, now? Yes. We live in Perth. We live in Perth, Australia. We live in Perth, Australia. We have moved there in the mid 90s. Now, Mark, I love Tim Winton, because I live in Perth, but you know him, or you just love the world, Mark, Mark, I'm trying to listen to you or is it?

Mark, listen, listen, what are you saying to you? I'm from South Africa. Oh, you've said so far as if I'm South Africa. And do I know the power of Mark? Mark, Mark, Mark. No, South Africa, it is a rough, mate. It is a rough. I walk in the park. No, Mark.

It is a rough place. It is not a walk in the park, Mark. And if you do read the part of one by Bryce Courtney, yeah, you would know that it is not a walk in the park. I've read Invictus. Mark, it's not a walk in the park. Mark, Mark. So, listen, I can laugh. I'm ready, Victor. Mark, it's not a walk in the park. Mark, Mark, listen. I can listen, Mark.

I'm listening. So, we're not from Namibia. We're not from Namibia. We're not from Sanfabia. Sanf of Namibia. Mark, I'm not from Algeria. Mark, Mark, I'm not from Antarctica. Mark, we're not north of there. I'm not from Antarctica. No, we're not north of there.

I'm not from Cameroon. No, we're not from Nigeria. No, Mark. We're not from Rwanda. We are not from South Africa, Mark. We're not from Egypt. Oh, wait, we are. Sorry.

We're actually from South Africa. I got that one wrong. Wrong. Do I look like I'm from Algeria, Mark? No. Do I look like a French man? No, I'm Dutch. He's a Dutch. He's Dutch. If my country speak every calm. No, I'm a calm. No, have you read the power of one?

I've read the power of one once a long time ago. You've read the power of one. When it first came. Mark, let me tell you, do I look French to you? You look Dutch to me. Right, because I don't know why you thought I was from Algeria because I am not French. I think you were from Algeria. There is a reason that you think Sam looks Dutch. I think. Because he's heritage, even though he's from South Africa, he's from Dutch. Although I currently live in Perth, Alak Tim Winton. He's favourite bookucky's Cloud Street after, of course, the power of one. Where are you from Sam? I do where you live now. It's a great question Mark.

It's a great question Mark. I currently live in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne. Yep, donkasta. Donkasta. I used to, I used to, I used to, day to go, I lived in Montmurrensie. Mark. No, I wouldn't even touch that.

Mark, I don't, I don't care. Because here's the thing, you're walking around. You're walking around, Mark, and you're dating your girls. Okay, you're dating your girls. You're dating. Going out for ice cream, right, Mark? You're going out for ice cream on a logon straight, Mark. But here's the thing, it is a rough in South Africa.

South Africa. It is not a walk in the park, Mark. You guys got a... Mark, Mark, it is stark. It is a stark walk in the park, Mark. Tony Stark? Yes, he did not have a walk in the park, Mark. He loved pepper pots.

Pepper pots, Mark. Mark, before he was, Mark, he's a vaporited buck. Quick question, Mark. He didn't evaporate. Mark, so sorry, So sorry Mark. Mark have not seen the movie spoilers. Spoiler. We don't care for those movies Mark. We have one favorite film and that's the power of one So this one it was really late. We're on tour, we're in Canada. Calgary?

Calgary. We're in Calgary. Staying in this really big, nice house. Remember how beautiful the house was? It was awesome. It was so awesome and there was heaps of rooms and lots of space. And we've just been living on a bus.

We've just been living on a bus. So we've just gotten off living on a bus for about two weeks. And this was the first sort of house that we'd stayed in for two weeks, which was great because it just didn't smell like everyone's fucking sweat. Even though the bus was wonderful, we had so much fun on the bus. I never thought I'd enjoy the bus that much, but I really did. Tom and I were playing a lot of Fortnite on Switch, which was great. We're doing really well.

And we were like, fuck, we got to do some podcasts. And we were really tired. And the reason I also, I love this one is because we were just like, pretty out of our fucking minds from touring for so long. And now just being, you know, just getting off a bus. But we did this and Sam, Sam and Mark back-to-back, didn't we? And I was also just saying as well, it was very late, but there was also daytime.

It was also daytime, because it was super late, but there was so much light. It was full, it's on the... It fell like regular alpachinos. Yeah, yeah, so we were literally going fucking crazy crazy and me in particular was just like losing my mind. And they were both podcasts where I think we cracked something. And his spine. And since then have been doing podcasts in a similar sort of way.

And I think these two were sort of the start of where people were like, oh, they're on a roll with their podcasts, which was really nice. I think that's accurate. Yeah, I think it's very hard when you're already established to a degree to learn a new skill. And I think you had to learn how to do a podcast and we had to learn our voice as podcasts that's in front of everyone.

Yeah. And I agree, I think these two, I was gonna pick two Sam's because I really felt that being a click in moment for us have, oh, this is what we do. Yeah. And this was sort of the warm up to two Sam's where I lost my mind a little bit and someone on the Reddit transcribes my little rant word for word which I thought was very funny and a lot

of effort to put into it. So it's one that I remember from the year. Can I say one thing about your rant? My favorite moments on this podcast, it's always this, whenever we're recording, my favorite moments is when like me and Broden lean back and I remember very distinctly leaning back and just like hand signaling to Broden like let's just talk as little as we can and see what the madness and desperation creates. So as you're listening to Mark Ranting, just imagine me and Broden physically moving away from the microphone. So our instinct to help doesn't kick it. You listen closely enough, you can hear the moment when I realize there's a moment where like Zach just puts his mic down and crosses his arms and looks at me as in the stages yours and just I did this little laugh and then I

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that had shocked me to know It's like a secret. I didn't know that. That was a secret. That had shocked me to know. And what is coming that? What would I do if I put two worms together? Who else would I get two worms? You know what I mean? Well, a June bug. You think it would be two worms doing tangled worms

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Oh thank god we have a phone call on the tour bus. It's our first call on the tour bus. Let's see who it is that's going to answer the phone just now. Hello. Hello. Who is it? Hello. Hello.

Who we got here? Oh, hello. Oh, hello. We got Mr. Demi. Tim Tim. Tim Tim. Oh, Mr. Demi. Tim Tim Tim. What are you doing? doing? Well, I'm here just talking about I'm gonna hold cover the things that

I'm running around in my head Oh, what's that little Tim Tim Tim? Well, I just want to know about you know My kids are going out every night They're putting on hats and putting on Wim Wams and scaring all the local children Asking for candy Well, this is a month, this is a day in October

Maybe it's all the way Well, I can day in October maybe it's all the way well I can't find it it is how do we not how many can so much so I'm gonna get yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna yeah I'm just gonna give you some pumpkin soup, sir. You're telling me I had jack-a-lan and gonna go and just throw them out. And make us some pumpkin soup all that lift up a pumpkin, lift this side. You got a ribbon, ribbon around, hey, who's got a ribbon? Who's got a ribbon?

Who's got a ribbon that's tied around this tree? I'm gonna give you someone as a gift. God, it's a tree now. Give it a man as a gift and turn. It's it taking turns. Take it and turn, it turns to give someone else their present. Cause it's not gonna waste just a while. You're gonna waste a while, me, you'm as a presence. I'm fucking selfish prick

Are you okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good man. It's just you know, sometimes we get calls as crazy calls ring ring ring Ring ring ring You get that you get that mark My ring ring Hello Hey, hey, what's going on? Oh, not the man. Why is this I'm a monster from the black Yes, yes, yes, all right. Hey, hey, well, I'm gonna catch you on a toilet Yeah, we go around scaring people to the wind

Sorry, I'm getting you a lock them up put me a throw away the cable I'm the sheriff is down and I nothing to pass me now. It's going to go. Oh, what's going? Oh? Oh, I got a couple of kids digging holes, hey? Oh, you got a good digging a long hole. Is that a long hole? It's a trench. That's what a long hole is. And trench fights out a couple walls. That walls, but fights the walls and what war the walls. One of the walls. Oh my god. It's crazy. It's now he hasn't started. I'm trying to fight the walls. I'm trying to fight the walls. Walls are random. It's like, yeah, you get a criss-strands around my walls. I'm trying to fight the walls surrounded. It's like yeah, you get surrounded

But walls I don't think you'll be no, no you go stuff a dwelling I'm gonna think of yourself a dwelling You do that when it's like I'm gonna stop fighting the walls of walls people living in a conjunction Conjunctivitis people fucking walls get conjunctivitis and eyes You go in and you can't see you got past going guys. What's going on there? You gonna know me? Hey, we got your nipple. You got your nipple getting high, getting long. Boy, when I nipple gets long, what are you going to do, trim it off? You can't go see a doctor. You know, doctor, dim great podcasts moments there that we've been listening to.

Hi, this is Zachroi and you're listening to the best of 2018, Andy Donner Podcast. Now my favorite, we was of course, I mentioned earlier the two sands. It was a real kick-in moment. So then I thought, well, what's another great thing? And one thing I've been really loving that we've been doing is just rolling through for weeks at a time. The one concept, just rolling and rolling and rolling for many, many weeks. So I have picked a big thing, but I'll zero in.

I've picked our search for a CEO and our search for a receptionist. I just had a lot of fun. I really love character stuff. I really love just teaming up. But that I think really sprung from the two sams where it would often be one straight guy and then two of us working together. So I've particularly picked Andrew WK Goldfishers parents. Because it's two characters bouncing off each other, it makes no sense in an absurdity and there's a lot of Catholic gear. And as someone who grew up Catholic, I just think there's not enough Catholic gear in absurdist comedy. So this is my favorite because I just loved this run of weeks

on end trying to get to a point never hitting it. I think that's a really fun thing to do with our podcast and it really is a great spiritual sequel to the two SAMs. I hope you enjoy of Vinzacarwayne and I just wanted to say I think just some honorable mentions that just come to the top of my head which I believe was this was Categate this year was that last year? I don't remember. Categate I was last year. Fuck! Here we go with the fucking Andrew WK's parents Any minute now Love any minute Open the door oh

Well, I've never knocking so this person is knocking on the door with this with their knuckles To say that they're outside of never encountered that before no I was just checking to make sure this was made of pure timber. Oh, very good. Please come in, Mr. Nigel, Nigel of course, Nigel, I'm Andrew W. K.S. Farhish. Nigel D.A.T. is my name and this is of course my delicious little speck will my dear. Alright. Oh, okay. Oh, no. I'm so good in the toast, do you see how long men crispish I'll become? Judas, can you get me some butter?

I'll give you some silver. Yeah, I'll get some butter, go and test. Judas, scary. There should be just some in the lounge there. I never haven't seen you for all 24 years here have a tickle of silver. Oh yeah. Forgive my wife she was recently in the car accident. Yes car accident. And car accident. And the car. It was being driven by the hill. I'm sorry to hear that. She was rear-ended, you see.

This is something that we like to do to each other in the bedroom. No, he is. Alright, you like to go- We're Protestants, you'll see. You want to hear this? You like to say if you fuck them into us, Jesus weren't to be upset. Yeah.

Judas would know all about that. Oh, fuck, Gammie, it's me, Silwara. I fucked him in the ass. Wow. Now my darling, what is it that's important to be here for? I just want to know we have a pretty scheduled to go back. I wish you would let me finish me again for no more. Okay, I just wanted to go back up, but you just said that you fucked Jesus in the ass for silver. Is that right?

I mean, I mean, silver. You want me to do that, you? I'd really rather than... Of course, you know, it's the way it's the style of the Greeks up until the 21st century would live with the young boy... The 21st century? Yes, would live with you! Yes, would live with the young boy, you're shieldry!

A man and a man would pair each other, and they would fuck each other up a regular list, until about the age of 18 or 19 Would they be paired off with a woman to pro-creator not for writer-general Yes, I understand it's the way the Greeks did it and that's what knives will see us Now you haven't drafted our yachting experiment you see we're going into a race We're about to yacht down the seven irls of the dead she I just prepare the sandwiches

Of course we'll have to make a delicious stress book sandwich I don't need to make the sandwiches you'll see the help can do it But they prefer to make the hot and outside just go down Now I see you wanted to speak to us about our son what sort of riff raff has been up to I wanted to speak to us about our son. What sort of riffraff has been up to? No, no, no. Because we don't keep up the date with all the things that he's got going on.

He's the rather the black sheep. You're an ambulance. No, I shall get the plague. If I think I'm going to enjoy it anymore. Oh God, don't stress yourself with the thought of Andrew, the bread, and you've come to talk to us and I'd love to hear what it is. And do we make this your upset? I was such a promising young boy, I'd love to hear what it is. Yes, and he makes me see up, Sid!

I was such a promising young boy, the youngest of our fellow, and I used to hold him, and now he's such a blank sheep with his American accent and his rock and roll music. Of course, you know, blood, and both the Genevieve and I are biosecual. So, for any time, you would like to have a little smooch or maybe book out the shower room in the lounge for a bit of a classic romp. You need butt to arm. You'll see, we're not like that.

There's a tight carefully external around. We're Protestants, you'll see. We're up for a little bit of refraver, but only of the husband bros. And he does. I just wanted to drill down on something he said there, Strasbourg sandwiches. I love them as a boy. Oh, I'm a white bread, butter, bit of tomato sauce. Yeah! Yeah!

Of course, you know, we watched the darling, little crimpy crumpets in my darling. I think you're right. I was going to see the Vox video all about introducing food into the bedroom. Of course, we've been introducing a little bit of striusberg here and there. I love striusberg. Putting it on the wives and nipples. I love to put a big of striusberg on my nipples. You'll see I'm like the Catholics down the road or a little bit more adventurous with the striusberg. Of course the things that you can do with a grapefruit are

unbelievable now. I saw we only watched half of the video. You can't use it, but also... You can also put it in your ass! But it's in your ass, so take a whole grapefruit. I got the Genevieve just yesterday to crush my testicles with a whole grapefruit. I'll tell you what it was painful but the experience was absolutely fantastic.

Good job, Link. Pfff. Pfff. My favorite is Mark orders a pizza. The dot, yeah. My favorite is Mark orders a pizza. You can do a little bit more. Did all the dumb stuff happen this year? Yeah, that's all I think I got confused. But I wanted to mention the pizza stuff.

Because Dominoes happened this year. Mark orders a pizza was the start of it in a way. And that was on the 24th of jantan. No Wow God that was really so Don became a character last year. Yes Yeah, and then this is when so the third of January was Antidono trying to buy a franchise Really that was I thought that was last year so I didn't pick it recorded it last year I remember why why if I knew it was this year I would have picked it. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Mark orders the pizza is a highlight for me because it's just a tone that I find very funny and it just

Is that tone for 30 minutes? That tone of I'm gonna fuck with these pizza people I Was genuinely outraged though. I like that was a moment for me of I was genuinely outraged though. That was a moment for me of genuinely being like, this is a thing that happened to me and it was bullshit. And then after it happened, I figured out a loophole and I was like, I wonder if I do this with people present if I can prove my point and I fucking did.

I wanna frame it as well as I was very, I was so deep in my Don May thing at the time that I understood his business decision. I'd watched his videos where he explained the limited range of pizza toppings. So the whole time for me, I thought it was very, very insulting that Mark would be going against the clear concept that Don had.

I know. Which was for simple things. No, and I don't want to get into this. I don't want to get into it. And we can't. Oh, we can't. But it was one of the toppings. I wasn't asking for anything extra.

I understand. But I understand. You said simple toppings. All right. All right. Enjoy. Enjoy! Hi, hello. I'm calling Domino's My name's Mark.

I was wondering if I could order one of your New York range pizzas. Okay. Then you know the new New York range pizzas. Hard to say. We would like to get it delivered. Now I just want to see, I want to order the cheese pizza. Can I get that with mushrooms? Yeah, yes

You you don't you don't have them you can only do the cheese you can't put mushrooms on there Are you are you making are you making those boys fresh? You are making them fresh. So why is it... What can I ask why it's... You're not able to put mushrooms on the cheese pizza. Actually, I have the answer to this question. Yes, yes.

Oh, right. Okay. That's okay. So you know the one with... That's got everything that's got the mushroom and the sausage and the pepperoni. Yes, yeah, the pepperoni sausage and mushroom. Can I order that? But there's a couple of things on there that I'm allergic to. Am I able to get them removed? Yes, yes, so I'd like to order the sausage pepperoni mushroom New York range pizza

But are you able to take off the sausage and the pepperoni just because I'm allergic? What no, no, so I want the New York range pizza. Yeah Yes Yes yet? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So I would like the one that's got sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and cheese. But the pepperoni and the sausage makes my tum-tum hurt. So could I please get it without the sausage and the pepperoni? No, no, I just want I want the sausage pepperoni mushroom cheese pizza, but without the sausage and the pepperoni. Yeah, no sausage, no pepperoni, just the- This is a nice, fresh, fresh. Yeah, yeah, it would beoni, just the New York range.

Yeah, yeah, it would be just mushroom and cheese, yeah. I can't get that. I can do that. Great, thank you so much. I just need to check with... Yeah, to straight please, delivered. Yep, the contact number is zero. Yeah, yeah, the name is mark. The address is Great, so just, I just want to double check that order. Jesus. That's right, so yeah, it's the New York range, sausage, pepperoni, and mushroom pizza with no pepperoni

and no sausage. Is it, am I able to order one of the New York pizzas as well, just cheese with mushroom. So you can do that. Great. Actually, no, I'll probably just stick to the first order, sorry, I'll probably just have the sausage pepperoni mushroom cheese pizza with no pepperoni of sausage. Thank you. Yeah, just the one pizza. Thank you. That's great. We'll pay by card. That's great. I'm gonna feed you a chunky pig shake. No. Great, thank you so much. Cheers.

Ha ha! So you've beaten Dominos. I fucking beat them. You beat some franchise owner. Those pieces of shit. I couldn't fucking believe it. I knew that would work. Don Mishwaz, you-

I knew that would work. What's your thought on this Don Mish? Guys, I've brought in a special guest. He plays a very popular character. He's so sweet of you to do, by the way, to get him in the podcast studio to let him... Well, he's not a regular, but he's on the podcast on this weekly.

He plays Judas with Sam Lingham. Hello. How are we all today? This is so nice of you, Broden. Well, I know you, I know he's a big fan and he's very shy. I think it's really sweet of you to get him on here so we can have a say a couple of good guys, Sam. Say, say.

And you're saying your favorite episode? So my favorite episode, and not the one Broden just told me to say, is definitely. What did it say, franchise? Because no one said it yet. Oh, yeah, no good. Yeah, yeah. But he's not gonna. Can you say franchise for us?

Yeah, I'm gonna say it for you guys. Yeah, good, okay. Yeah, that's great. It's the one where we go and we email... So that's off as a jazz episode, I believe. Oh, does it? Yeah, it's also a jazz club. The first of us just rolling through many episodes to not get to the point.

It really is the spirit of the... And if you think about it, it's the episode where it made us end up flying to Brisbane. It is. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. So that's the one that those two part episode. Maybe the emails where we write the email, the Hungry Jacks and the Dominoes.

The Hungry Jacks email. The Hungry Jacks email. It was a great moment. Yeah. So the Hungry, this is when we were applying to start a hungry Jackson franchise. Merry Christmas everyone. Merry Christmas. No, no, no, no, no.

Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. And a happy New Year. And happy holidays. And a happy Merry Christmas. And Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas everyone. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Happy New Year. And happy holidays. But it doesn't happen yet. Christmas hasn't happened yet. It's December 21st Wait, maybe we should deal with this in the next podcast Just bring back that hungry jacksy Malvin was get out of here subject free and maybe upset Just to bring back that hungry jacks email that was get out of here. Okay. Subject. Three and made it.

Upset, Jessica Lia. Yeah. Yeah. The trick is to remain professional in work environments and naughty on recording. Yeah. Yeah, it's three ample bodied hungry boys. Ready to take on the adventure of a lifetime. First I've been in the community for a long time. I've been in the community for a long time.

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I've been in the community for a long time. Be spoken to in that way. In the proper term. So are you saying three ample, bodied hungry boys, hungry for the event from a lifetime? Yes, the more, the more times we can say hungry, the better they're gonna know. You can say hungry boys open bracket, their names are Jack, close bracket. Now my worry is that doesn't have quite the certain flow.

Now it's fine, come on. This is the second draft. We're going to know what the second draft is all about. We've got the week gone over time. We need to wrap this up. That doesn't matter, I think people have had it. Where are we? We're on a really hungry day.

We're on a really hungry day. Dear Mr. Hungry Jack. Yeah. Yeah. I write to you today with it. I write to you today with an angry, angry, angry. I'm going to say hungry, angry, angry, angry. I'm going to say hungry, angry, angry. I'm going to say hungry, angry, angry. I'm going to say hungry, angry, angry. I'm going to say hungry, angry, angry.

I'm going to say hungry, angry, angry. I'm going to say hungry, angry, angry. I'm going to say hungry, angry. I'm going to say hungry, angry. I'm going to say hungry, angry, angry. I'm going to say hungry, angry, angry. I'm going to say hungry, angry. I'm going to say hungry, angry. I to inquire? A hungry inquiry. A hungry inquiry. I was going to say, an inquiry.

A hungry inquiry, just to be clear. A hungry Jackson Choir. Okay. And then we'll screenshot this when it's done and show we're on Instagram or some shit. Yeah, after it's sent. Yeah. We're three supple bulls. Yes. Loveburgers. Yes. And jazz. Yeah. And chippies. Yeah. And coke that's been sitting on the

counter for two hours. Oh, yeah. So it's gone a bit flat. Oh, yes. And we want to bring that all to the ladies of a rule destination. Ladies and men. And men. And then just, and then just, maybe, maybe let's just make a ladies and men. And then after ladies and men, just the word hungry in capitalist. Yes.

Yeah. Okay, so that's, and we want to bring that all to the ladies and men hungry of a rule destination Yeah, yeah Accentence what about the hungry ladies and hungry men hungry That's a lot of hungry. Yeah, I feel like I worry with my Fence is angry jacks wow Please us me I let a lot of hungry fly and I'm a little disappointed that you guys aren't letting me get my hungries.

He'd be reading it and be like, I like the use of hungries. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second! That's a shame, boys. But anyway, we'll go off. Keep reading. We love microwaving burgers. Melt that shit with the microwaves, set to two.

Set to two. Yes. Great, keep reading. Keep reading. We are currently... They mark away their burgers for people who aren't aware of this to melt the cheese. We are currently trying to raise $1.3 million. To open our own hungry jacks that we can call out.

Is it called our own or call our home? It's our own. I love the repetition of own. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm not going to sleep in the boon. We're going to attach all three of our CVs. This is where we go to the dopt points. Zachary's by Zachary. Maybe before the the top points. Zachary's by Zachary. Maybe before the top points, here are some hot ideas that we have. Hungry ideas that we have to help improve the hungry Jack's experience, which doesn't need improvement, which yet, and in brackets, which by the way, doesn't the improvement.

Just so they're not reading random dot points. Yeah, you want this to read well first. Guys, can I just say I think this is really funny. It's just an aside, I just Googled hungry jacks and you know how Google has people also search for. I just think this is funny. It's just an aside. I just Googled Hungary Jackson. You know how Google has people also search for. I just think this is funny. I'm going to read some of the other things people search for. Okay. Red Rooster. Yes. McDonald's. KFC. Domino's pizza. Coles supermarkets. Subway. A porto. Burger King. Yes. And a viewer. I thought that was funny. I'm so sorry.

That's the last bit, really. And I was, okay. So here are some hungry ideas that we have to help improve the hungry Jackson experience. Open brackets, which by the way, doesn't need improvement. Close brackets. Yeah.

Dacqueries by Zachary. Great. Ample parking. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ample parking I love that you have corneroes now Yeah, and could you just after that? So that's it and then no, and then it's my love storms the ship McFlurry We will upgrade your storms to my memory. I think you're right after that full disclosure. We are all starting discussions with Dominos. That's what Dominos want.

We don't want to start this relationship on a bad foot. We're also talking to Dominos. Which, by the way, a much cheaper? Yeah, we want to put you, we want to, we want this to end in a bidding role between you and Domino's. So for disclosure, we are also in talks with Domino's. You spelled Domino's wrong. That's great. I spelled it, hey, oh, is the franchise not with the e? Let's go. Come on. Oh, yeah.

We don't want to get this relationship off on the wrong foot. We're eventually on the right to beg. I just I'd say also if if if Domino's come back with a better deal we will we will turn our back on you fuckers so quick. You won't even know what happened yes I think hard and fucking fast how you respond to this and don't you fucking dare try and fuck us dare try and fuck us, how are you? Yeah, we're trying to fuck us, because we've been hurt in the past.

We're afraid to love. It's the best thing I've ever. Just make sure that it doesn't come off as a viled threat. It's a warning. Because they may overreact. So it's, if Domino has come back to us with a bed offer, we will turn our backs on you so quickly. And then, yeah, don't you dare try and...

Don't you dare, you fucking, don't you fucking dare disrespect us. Don't disrespect us, you don't know what we're capable of. You're capable. Oh, that's too much, that's too much. That does sound like a death. Just don't you dare disrespect us. Don't you dare disrespect us. That's too much, that's too much. That does sound like a death threat. Just don't you dare disrespect us.

Don't you dare disrespect us. We would rather open a subway than work with people that disrespect us. Low jokes. Low jokes. Low jokes. And then just copy paste the word hungry as many times as you can. LAUGHTER

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time. Have a great, don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive. Please don't drink and drive. And hey, be kind on yourself with these new years resolutions. You know, don't put too much pressure on yourself, enjoy the holidays. Goodbye. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-apisode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week! you