Aunty Donna Podcast - Party Quirks 11

Episode Date: April 25, 2023

This week it’s Broden’s turn to play Party Quirks to celebrate the release of “The Most Upsetting Guessing Game” coming to Grouse House on Monday, May 1st!Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get a legends and welcome to another Ripper episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week it's Brodans Turn to Play Party Quicks to celebrate the release of the most upsetting guessing game coming to Grass House on Monday, May 1st. If you're loving the Anti-Donna pod you can get access to bonus episodes and the video versions at auntie-donnaclub.com. Enjoy the podcast! Party quacks, party quacks, no one wants to play party quacks, party quacks, party quacks. How much shall we do before we stop? Party quacks, party quacks, party quacks. Maybe the Beatles would have stayed together and stayed playing party quacks. It's everyone's favorite thing we do on the podcast. It's party quirk.

It is, it's party quirk. It's not explained very quickly why we're doing this before I leave the room. Part what it is or why we're doing. Why? Why we're doing. Well, it's everyone's favorite thing that we do on the podcast. But why we're doing it this week? Why we're doing it this week?

We're doing it this week. Shut up. Wait. Shut up. Wait. Shut up. No, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. No, no, I'm sorry. Oh God.

He's starting the water works. We, we don't have time for going out. So it's, what is it? It's 12 party ques. 12 for nine hours. I'd love to be out of here by 4 p.m. Now party ques. we are doing it because coming out on ever ever heard of Grass House.

Grass House is a YouTube channel that we've, yeah, we didn't get a show on Grass House. Did we? Yes, we did. We know that we, yes, we did. We fucking the guys who run that place. I certainly did. Grass House is a...

Sorry. What? Yeah, what? I just wanted to sit in that moment. Yeah. I jerked it. You jerked it, which means you fucked it. You fucked himself and that's how we got to show on grass.

And that's like a second channel where we put good shit with friends. We help produce content from creating this business. We love finding Jesus. Hark the Sun. hot department, dark web. We got some other shit coming out. And this, big old house of phone. This, no, that was Netflix.

This, we have, we re, we looked at party quirks. We were, what's special about it? What's interesting about it? What's fun? Our version of party quirks. Our version of party quirks, it's fine. We got clearance. Our version of party quirks. What's special about the way we do it? And what's special about the way we do it is that we love to really just

upset each other. And we're thinking about it. And really when you boil it down, it really is the most upsetting guessing game in the world. And that's the name of a new series that we have coming out on-grass house. And we got the name of a new series that we have coming out on Grass House. And we got some of our favorite comedians from all across the world. And we, who were in Melbourne, who happened to be in Melbourne at the time and most like in the film. Didn't have other shit on. And we got them to play with us. We're in the show one, at least one of us is in every episode. We do an episode with Michelle Brazier.

Luke McGregor is in it. Brody, Brody and Kelly. Brody and Kelly is in it. Mark Bonano. Mark Bonano. Other people. And I actually don't want to say too many things. Yeah, because we haven't actually shot it yet. They

may not end up being in it. He might get a call. The pandemic is still real. And I wear my mask all the time. So they can go watch it. I don't know. They can go watch it on grass. This is what you can go watch it on Grass House. This is what you said. You can go watch it on Grass House. The most upsetting guessing game in the world. And we're going to play party quirks today. And we're going to play to celebrate that. And to practice it. And to practice.

Because we haven't actually seen it. Even though you're listening to it after the fact that it's a promotion. Who's up? It's you, baby. Alright, see you soon. We'll see you soon. Zach and I are going to up with quirks, characters. What are you doing?

Don't listen, don't let him listen because he could put on headphones and my brain just keeps, don't keep, bro, then. Oh, go ahead. And I'm just gonna say this, I'm gonna say this now, and you can need a cut it or leave it in James, I don't mind. James Blake. Our producer. Our producer. Oh I don't mind. James Blake. Our producer.

Our producer. There's a different intro song that we have when we do party work. So you're aware of this? Yes. And in post, it's going to go in. Perfect. So I just wanted to mention it was on my head.

Couldn't get past it. Sorry to do it. Sorry. Sorry. Let's give each other party quirks. Do we have to? Do we have to? Do we have to Yes, I think we do

Is there something in that? Is there something in not giving each other? So Mark I That's too upsetting. That's too full on. We can't do that. No, we can't do that. We can't just not give each other anything. There's something to that, like you haven't been given anything. I haven't been given anything. And I'm mad at you for having suggested this. But I'm not led to, that has to be really subtle. That because that you haven't been given anything. And you're mad about that. Yeah. Also, you've got a buster next. Which is strange. I can't do accents, fuck. Which is strange.

I can't do accents, man. Which is strange. What accent can you do? I'm at least comfortable doing a bad Irish accent. So you've got an Irish accent, thank you. Which is strange, because you were born in Perth. And you've never heard of Ireland before.

Yep. You've never seen anything with Irish content? Is that because of the echo chamber that I live in or just because I'm so enamored and come across? I'm just a bit of a coincidence. You just haven't come across. Do I know about the UK? Do I know about Scotland?

Yeah, you know about Northern Ireland? I know about Northern Ireland. I've never heard of Ireland. You've never seen anyone in the Irish accent? But I have one. You have an Irish accent. And no one's ever said anything about your Irish accent? Yeah, right.

Also, you've never heard of Perth. Cause you live there. Why would I heard of it? Cause it's not somewhere you go to. Yeah, is that good? Yeah, that's fucked up. So just to recap that, I'm mad at you because I haven't been given a quirk. Yeah. But I have an Irish accent. Yeah. work. But I have an Irish accent. I grew up in Perth. But I've never heard of Perth. And I've never heard of Ireland, even I've heard of Northern Ireland and Scotland and the UK. Yeah. Because I just haven't come across it. And you've got two tickets to Mars. Get my date of cancel on me. And I may be trying to get Broden to come with me. But you're only going to ask him if he expresses an interest in Mars on his own. Oh, I'm gonna buy his own version.

Because you don't wanna bring it up if he doesn't wanna go to Mars. No, exactly, yeah, yeah. He has to bring it up. He has to bring it up. And if he brings it up, awesome, then I can invite him. I should say to the listener,

I've got a peppermint tea. And I do have a little cough button, but I think I'm winning. In the interest of authenticity, occasionally you'll hear me go And now I have a question for that when you say the listener. I'm talking about the listener the one listener That's number one rule of radio baby You're not talking to a group of people. You're talking to just the one person Right what about when you're doing an interview? I

people, you're talking to just the one person. Right. What about when you're doing an interview? I've no idea. I've no idea. That would be two people texting. I mean, no idea. Tech is only one more person at this table is the idea. It's you, me, and the listener. I've covered this before. What happens when Broden joins? And it's another, but it's just addition. It's just, it's very basic. It's very easy. All right. Can you be that? Is there something? Is there something we can turn what we just said? Yeah. Into your work. Tell me what it is.

So you are, you are the concept. You are the concept of when you are on radio. You are only talking to one other person. I'm the space between the radio presenter and the listener. Under the unknowable connection. Yes. Between those two parties. Who just found some Ripper bargains at savings? A Savers.

Savers. But I think it's called Savers. But you think it's called Savings. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy.

I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. You've done an Australian reference for an Australian. It's the home depot of opportunity shop. Yeah, great. Or the target.

The target? Yeah, the target. So I think target, but it's all vintage or secondhand clothing. Yeah. So what I might, I'm the connection between the listener and the presenter. Yeah, you're that space. You are that concept that when someone is on the radio, they are just performing to one person. But I'm not doing it. I'm not doing that. You are that.

You've just been to savers. Got a bunch of ripper bargains that you want to talk through, but you think it's called savings. And you have two tickets to Pluto. Yeah, two tickets to the window. Now, yeah, your date cancel. You want to win Black Broden, but only if he brings it up. Only if he brings it up. Otherwise, great. Yeah. This is going to suck. Yeah. I need a reminder. I just remembered, right. This is just our story, a little practice. We've invested a fair amount of money into this web series.

Of our own money. Of our own money into this web series. Yeah. And as I'm doing this, I remember that this is not fun. No. Or good. No. So there's an added layer, I want the listener

to know that there is an added layer here. Just imagine a really big amount of money. Not by like film production standards, but by like personal standards. Yeah. Writing on this. Yeah. Yes, there is. Um, all right. I've completely forgot what I am.

I, I, I made two. You are. I honestly have no. No, I really, I really, I what I am. I made two. You are. I honestly have no idea. No, I really honestly have no idea. I really have no idea. James, do you remember what we were? James, do you remember what we were? So Mark is Irish.

He's from Perth. And then, and then, can I, Broden here? No, you can't. No, no, no, no. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're Irish, you have no concept of being Irish, you're from Perth, you have no concept of being from Perth. You've got tickets to go to Mars,

but you're date cancelled on you. You want Bro tickets to go to Mars, but your date cancelled on you You want Broden to come with you, but only if Broden brings it up and also I'm mad at Zach because he hasn't given me a Yes Despite the fact that you've been given a very detailed quick. No, I haven't that's why I'm mad at Zach James. Sorry That's why I'm mad at Zach. Alright, Zach you are the concept of the relationship. I love having a producer. This is real fancy. It's really good. This is really good.

You are my friend to love, sir. So Zach is the concept of the relationship between the listener and the hosts, or the podcast. It's a femoral. You also have tickets to Pluto. Again, date cancelled on you, but you'll only go, Broden brings it up. And finally, you found something really cool at Savers, but you call it Savings. And it's quite hard to explain to an international audience what Savers is.

Great. Yeah, perfect. I'm going to forget all of that. I think you can bring him broder and is coming in. Give him the signal. Great. Wow. And I'll just have a cup of pep. I'll have a sip of my pep that meant that. Should I mention that I'm drinking water? Yeah, I just don't want people to go. What's this? Sound. Yeah, yeah. That wasn't real. That was me demonstrating. That wasn't like that was me drinking was pardon. You took 15 minutes. Well good these these podcasts only need to go for half an hour. So yeah, we'll see you just get some quick. Yeah, we got 15. You just got to get some real quick then. Yeah, and then we're out.

That really takes 15 minutes. Well, it was out there for a long time. What's it? Did you time it? I just know it's a bet. It felt like we almost have to throw to an ad break. Is what I know. But shall I start my party? Well, you've started on bad turns. I remember checking before you left and the time was 12.22. It's in the hour 12.35. So fucking explain that to me.

13 minutes. Pretty close to 15. So. I forgot what I, I, here I am my party. I don't know what to do. I don't know how to do that. I'm gonna be, here I am at my party. Can't wait to have fun at my party.

I wonder who the first guest is going to be. Oh man. No, no, no. Ah, my first guest is arrived. Come in. Hmm. Yes, yes. Oh, can you feel that? Can you feel that? Yeah. Oh, my goodness. It's real. It feels real, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love that I can do that for you.

You know, I love that I can, it's strange, you know, it feels uneven, but I love that I can be that for both of you. There's an advantage for both of you, but it's so different, isn't it? I am a warm hug for one person and I am a path to success for another. Are you feeling euphoria? Come in.

A little more specific than that, man. Are they broadened? How are you? Ben, she's a miniserone. What? Ben, she's a miniserone. I don't know what that is. You're Irish.

How are you? Are you being Irish? What? Are you being Irish? I'm Irish. I'm Irish. I'm Irish. Uh, but you get offended when someone says that.

No, I'm not offended, just a little confused calling Ferrell maybe Brendan Brendan Brendan here a fucking three oh Thanks for invoiting me to your party. Oh absolutely. Absolutely pleasure. Would you like something to would you like a Guinness? I'd love a Guinness. I'd love a Guinness. You like as your favorite drink? Uh, yeah, but I love beer.

I love stouts. And we'll be right back to the dead break. And we're back. I'm sitting here with a guy who doesn't like to be called Irish. Oh, no. He's more than me, Irish. Don't like to be called what? Irish. Uh, he doesn be called what? Irish.

You don't know what Irish is. Don't you don't know what Ireland is? Do you know what Ireland is? Are you, what are you? What are you? You must be talking about North Ireland. Ah, you're south. Okay. What?

Ah. North Island. You're from, okay. This might be a two-pada, maybe. How far? I love. I love North Island Lovely, you're from North Island. You're from Belfast. What?

So no some sort of roadblock I'm I'm I'm not from there I'm not from you're from South you're from that you're from the South of you're not from North Island, but you I am we am South, but then you gotta go I think south and then well it doesn't matter if you go west or east you'll end up there England you can't Australia Australia love Australia from grew up there. But you love North Island. I know North Island. You know North Island. I know it. You know it.

You're born in Australia. Ned Kelly. No. No, no, I'm, I'm Mark. I just wish I had something to do. Is this that play you did at uni? No. Remember you played in Irish guy at paid a lie. Oh, I remember playing a character. I don't remember

Whatever it is you call I gotta say it's really fun being he was not in it good good I'm just feeling the feeling of truth truth. The feeling of feeling of real. I feel real, Dona. I feel real. I feel like this. What we're having right now? Yeah, you feel like a relationship. I do, I do feel like that, Dona.

That's the goal. Are you a relationship? That's what I aspire to be. A sex worker. I relate like paying someone sex with you. No, no, no, no, no. But I do aspire to feel like a relationship. You're absolutely right.

I do what I want. I would say no money. You're the hope of a meeting, our first date. You're the hope of a first date. The hope of finding a relationship, the magic of communication, the essence, a communication. Communication, yes, I am.

I am, I am, yes, yes, absolutely, I am that. Yes, yes, I am that, and I am, and I make a feel. You're the magic of a DNA. I make it feel. A deep and meaningful relationship. A reciprocal, don't I, I make it feel. I make it feel like, right now, you know, I make it feel like right now,

I make it feel like. Would you like some chips? Would I like some chips? It feels like it could be this. Yeah, it's a feeling of making a connection with someone. I do love doing that, isn't it crazy? It really feels like, how many people do you think at this table right now? Three.

Mm. Mm. Are you sure? Yes. Are you sure there's three people at this table, Bro? Yes. Have a think about if there's maybe another person at this table.

God. Is there someone that feels like they're in this game with us right now? God. No. Those, no. No. No. No. No. Those, no. No. No.

No. No. James? No. No. Who else right now is with us? Not now, but like down the line. Tink down the line.

Down the line. Who's with us? God. Would you be playing party quirks right now? Would you be playing party quirks right now if not Would you be playing party quirks right now? If not for God, this the microphones everything God lives with us the audience God lives in space. The listener outside of earth the listener the person listening. Yeah, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes. They are as much a part of me as you, bro, didn't. What's your name feeling am I? The part of what? What concept am I, Broden? What? What concept am I? The concept of someone in the future connecting with this podcast.

I wish I could come, I wish all the audience. I wish I could be between the two of you as you talk what to each other I love how reciprocal it is, but I'm not I'm between two others. Well, there's us. Yeah You're the magic and connection between the anti-donna performance and the Person listening to more general team. Oh, Jen all the listeners No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no every day, but I'm there. The magic you're the magic and you're the connection. You're the connection. You're the connection. A listener to a podcast feels at yeah, yeah, that what out. Stop doing podcasts. Anyone listening to anything ever. Radio. Radio any media. It is. Yeah, you're right about podcast and radio. Yeah, and I am the connection and what the magic of a connection between a listener of radio and podcast and all the listeners every single one of them and just one listener. Yeah, but all of them but one but yeah, how do they feel? How does that one list special? Connected. Yeah, so I am you're the feeling of connection

Yes, I am. You're the feeling of connection that a podcast radio listener feels, the unique magic connection that a podcast or radio listener feels when listening to a podcast or radio. Oh, that's good, but I think you've made the podcast listen to the subject in that sentence, and they're really the object in what I am.

So explain that. Explain that. From your perspective. Well, you're just saying that the listener has, but maybe I belong to you. You are the energy created by podcast and radio presenters. Put it out to the listeners. Well, all the listeners? No, to every one of them uniquely. Well, that, that, that they, what are they, what are they doing in that

moment? What's the radio host doing in that moment? The energy they're creators. What are they doing? Creating. Creative. Podcast and all radio. Are they saying, hey, everyone? Because if you say, hey, everyone, I have no interest in being a part of that.

You're the energy that a podcast or radio listener where they say, where? The host or the listener? No, the host. Yeah, great. Well, the energy a host creates where the direct, unique experience that they create for a listener that makes them feel special Yes, yeah, yeah, absolutely that is exactly what I am congratulations. I'm watch the next level

Yeah, well, I well, you know, here's the thing right this is the first time I've ever actually I've been in I am in every podcast in every radio show Right, yeah, you are you're that feeling But I've never been on a podcast before. So I was so thrilled to come to your party. I was on a podcast. Well, this podcast here, I was so thrilled. That's all me just adding color. Don't think this is important. But I didn't know I've never had to wear anything

because I'm a feeling. I've never had to wear anything. But you think I just made you run it? I'm just starting to make you run it. So, but what you're wearing looks very expensive. What are you wearing? Royce and Royce in suspecting that that's a

I got this for $10.50. I can see why they call it what they call it. Wow Wow I definitely made some of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm wearing what are you wearing? It's like tagging me and it was so big But everything was was you know, I'm Savers no What's that? What's that you can't you it's savers, but you can't say what savers is no I'm not what is savers savers is that's hard is like I think he's right

No, no, I think so I don't think you're right savers is like that's hard. Wait, wait, Tinky's right. No, no, I think so. I don't think you're right. Sabers is like second hand clothes. Yeah, well, yes, it's very similar to this place. Sabers. What is it? What is Sabers? No, this place is big.

Sabers is probably really small. You don't know the concept of Sabers. You went into a Sabers, you didn't know it was called Sabers. No, it has a name this place. I'm sure of it. Sabers, savers, isn't it? Well, similar. What do you do? Mark from Melbourne. Well, we...

Hey, Mark, Mark. Is this your mark? Yeah, this one's quite hard. I'm going to say, Mark. I wish Mark. I wish, Mark. What, Mark? I wish you don't know what Ireland is. But you don't know what the South of Ireland is. You only know North Island. So you don't know Ireland connected is but you know not the south of island is you only know North Island

So you don't know island connected to the UK you only know North the I know the UK Republic of Ireland. We know North oil. Yeah, no Northern island in Belfast yes You know that one What happens at the border of Northern Ireland Don't know you shrugged. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

I think you're gonna have difficulty with this one. Yeah. Because... Sorry, and you gave me such fun ones. I am sorry about this. It doesn't matter. Anyway, um, I guess just I'm you've got quite a lot of it. Uh, you're just like to with an Irish accent who doesn't know what's out following

I'm doing an accent. Yeah, you don't know you're doing an accent. Oh, I don't know what kind of accent I'm doing. Yeah Yeah, you don't. You don't know what an Irish accent is. This is a hot, yeah. I thought you were going to say that. I don't know what an accent is. Yeah. What's an accent?

Um, I don't know like, uh, get a mate like that's an Australian accent. You're a Mark. It's South African. That's an accent you'd hear a lot. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, hear a lot. Yeah, it is, yeah. Yeah, I've heard the South African accent. How far off from you?

From the part two, pretty close, yeah. So you're the podcast thing and then also you went to Savers, you first of all are in clothes, so you've put... So where I went, tell me where I went. Savers, I talked about it, it's a big, like it's like target, second, it, everything you're describing, but it's not called that. I think you've got it wrong. I think you've got the name wrong. Because this place, it was so cheap, right? Yeah. I was like, I'm going to be spending heaps. What was it? But in fact, I made a lot of, you know, I made,

where was it? There's one in Brunswick, I think. So you've got it somewhere? Yeah, savers. Yeah, but it was... There's one in like the West somewhere? Yes, Savers. Yeah, but it's not called that. Shavers. No, no, no, no. It's about, it's cheaper, you know, and you make a lot of this. It's because it's a lot cheaper, you get, I thought it was a really apropon. Can you go away and then, and don't...

What? Yes! Savings, you got it. Yeah, it's great, man. Is it similar to your face? Savings. Yeah. I think you. So you're the end of the feeling a podcast creator makes.

Yeah. When connecting with an audience member and that feeling and this is your first time on a podcast and first time we're in close. So you went to a savers, but you didn't look at the sign properly and you think it's called savings. That's great. That's really. Yes. Yeah. And. And. So back on the accent thing. I know South African accents very well. Right. I know Bogan accents. I grew up around them. Yeah. Where I grew up in Australia. Yeah, where would be? No, no. I know where I'd be.

But I didn't ask grow up there. Yeah. Yeah. I grew up somewhere. Where? Where in those accents? Where are accents? South African accent. What? Accents, South African accent. What? Earth? Hey, tell me, any great actors that passed away at 27 come from where you Oh, he'd led you. Oh, wow, you love heat, but you don't know what places are. You don't know the concept of a place.

No, I, I live in Australia. You're from Australia? Melbourne or from Australia? Yeah, I've been to the UK. I've, I've been to North Island. Yeah. I've had a lot of places. You're Mark. You don't know you haven't, you've got to the UK, I've been to North Island. Yeah. I've cheered.

I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered.

I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered.

I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I've cheered. I'm sorry man. Anyway, I had to be honest. I thought this would be easier to be honest. Because you already know all those things about me. But this is not quirks. These aren't party quirks. This is just Mark, this is a Mark who lives in a universe

where this is just the case. And you're not putting things on. No, no. And so this character is now playing party quirks and has a layer of party quirks to do. Well, I wish. Well, you had that. Yeah. That I don't. You don't have any party quirks and has a layer of party quirks to do. Well, I, oh, I, I wish. I had that. Yeah. I don't.

You don't have any party quirks. You trying to make it make sense? Just separate the... Yeah. Yeah, you've done that bit yet. You've done the Irish, what, the Irish? Are you done? No, you're not done, are you?

No. Where are you gonna go? Just somewhere else. But... Where would you like to go? I think he was pretty glad. I think you should be needling on the first. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't know what Perth is. You don't know what Whereaby is. You don't, you only know what Whereaby is. Sorry, I thought you see you didn't know. No, I've been to the zoo. You don't know what Perth is. You don't know what Island, what do you call Santa Claus? Island. Island. You don't know what Perth is. You don't know what Ireland. What do you call set? You don't know what Ireland is

But you know all the island This is part of the hotel. It's don't you know Um, that's it. I mean, that's it. That is that's it. Yeah. This is a web series everyone could go watch Well, that's true. You mess it. I said to them before when you were a over-messful on our own money. We said, what are you told you before this? What are you fucking told you before this? That this was gonna be so hard. So you got all that? Because you got that, right?

He's just, I don't know how. I'm sorry. I thought it would be easy. I thought he'd be like, oh, you know, it's very hard to, I get it. There's your annoyed at Zach because he gave you something that you don't know You're mad about and why are you so mad Mark? I wish Yeah, he gave me what what you in hindsight. I should have given you a guy from

Perth that has an Irish accent that hasn't heard of either that would have been that would have been great But I would have been able to do something with that. Yeah, I guess that pretty quickly I'm sorry. I just thought he'd get what instead pretty quickly, but instead you've got something else He wishes something this could be described as something else Even though I'm sorry. I'd like that for a second. We can be described as something else But it is what is could something not be something could something not be something we talk or I'm

trying here I'm trying could something not be something could something when something is not something what is it the lack of something. What is it? The lack of something. Yeah. What is the lack of something? Nothingness. Sorry, sorry about your character trait is nothingness. The lack of nothing, the lack of something, nothingness. I should have, I should have given him. You gave him nothingness, you should have given him something,

but you gave him nothing. I gave him nothing. What? What should I have given him? you gave him nothingness, you should have given him something, but you gave him nothing. I gave him nothing. What? What should I have given him? Party quirks. Yeah, sorry about that man. That's all right. I forgive you. Even though I'm mad.

So what, how was he feeling about me before? Med. Because he should have given you something. But you gave him nothing. Something what? Party quirks. Med because he should have given you something Something what party quirks. Yeah, but Can we wrap this up because I've got a ghost. Yeah, yeah, I've got my Anyway, keep going keep going you've got something on god damn it. What do you what happened Mark? Anyway, just finish this get to this and then we'll talk about what Mark

He's got no rejects and doesn't know what that is though. He doesn't know what Perth is He doesn't know what island is only knows Northern Ireland and he but he's annoyed Then they're not quirks because Zach gave you Nothing when he should have given you some stuff to do really good. That's what I do have to get going You both have to get somewhere. I guess I'll have extra leg win then. Extra leg win. Boy, no defealing. Better than, uh, cheese. Better than you would. Cheese in this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you seen Interstellar? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope I can watch that. Yeah, yeah. I'm afraid.

I fight somewhere. I go further than you are. We missed a fight. You missed a fight. No, no, no, no, no, I've got the fight. I'll make it. Bush, just me. Interstellar.

Sam. No, no, no. Have you seen Interstellar? I don't understand The ones Nolan Nolan Nolan oh yeah, you can't say because they all have it in the name I We all have it in the name. And just Stella. Indist... Vuh. I gotta say, you had a really good opportunity. Star Trek.

Stars. Stars. A true to the stars. Oh. Do you love the stars? Do you love the stars? Do you love the stars? Yeah, I love stars.

What kind of a... It's a bit hot here, isn't it? A bit hot here. Hot stars. It's hot all over, isn't it? It's hot all. Hot stars. It's hot all over, isn't it? It's hot all over here. Yeah. Like even Antarctica is hot, hey.

I love the color of your hat. Red. Red star. Red dwarf. Red. Red star. Morone star. Red.

Red. Star red. Star, star zero. Plasma. Yeah. That's red. Red. Red. Red things near the stars aren't they? Sun you you bought it all red sun you bought it up red sun red sun red

Not the sun the sun is red moon too far away red moon a moon a moon a Moon red moon a moon not a moon Not a moon. Not a moon. Not a moon, not a star. Not a black hole. Not a black hole. Not a star. Not a wormhole.

Not a nurse. Not a nurse. Although. What is Earth though? A rock. Red rock. Delhi chips. No.

What is Earth? How the little rock? What is a rock floating through space that's not a star? Oh, red asteroid. Earth is the third rock. Not a moon. Not an asteroid. not a sun, not a star. Oh. That's the sun, not an asteroid, not a star.

Red planet. Oh. You bought it up. The red planet. You had Mars. Cop. Mars. We can't wait.

You had a trip to Mars. Oh, we can't wait. You had a trip to Mars. We should be leaving soon. All on your own. Is that they're not coming with you? Alas. I'm sorry. Same thing happened to me, maybe. Oh, just my did.

Not important. Is a movie? Do I have not seen any better God than Mars? This is a movie. We don't love to travel alone. You've not seen John Carter. You're a lawyer to travel on your own. Well, I guess I'm going to have to.

Oh. Yeah, I just, you know, they've just got the text the other week. And I've been like, can you at least cover half a cast? They've been chosen to go to Mars. Not me. Not me, no. Mark's been chosen to go to Mars? No, not me, not me, no. Mark's been chosen to go to Mars. Well, nachos, Anoi.

You've, you want your going to Mars? You've been selected to go to Mars. Well, I just did. Went on to Webjet. You went on to Webjet, you got a good guy. I got on going to Mars. And they didn't refund even though. And your flight to Mars got canceled.

No, no, no, no. Got the Floyd, but I did boy Did they refund their ticket at all? No, no You are going on a hot date to Mars with the Dame But and they and they just cancelled on you and I wish an extra seat and you wish someone would come and you wish I'd come to Mars with you. Well, if you're affluent And you wish someone would come and you wish I'd come to Mars with you. Well, if you're Artholin, I'd love to come to Mars with you after this party. But, but why, what did he tell you about this?

No. Did he tell you about his hinting that if you, he's hinting that he like for me to come to Mars with him. Because he wants you to because he wants me to go to Mars. Because, or because he's, you know, someone broke up with him and canceled on him. Yeah, so you'd like me to take that their ticket because I bought two tickets to Mars And he wants you to did he bring it up? Your mark with an Irish accent. He doesn't know what Perth or Ireland is, you know, it's Northern Ireland. And um, you have got, you've just got canceled tickets to Mars. And you're mad at Mark, you made a Zach because he gave you nothing.

He gave you nothing. We really should have given you something to do for this. And then you just found out that you had two tickets booked to Mars for you and a date, and they've just canceled. He's hinting that you'd like me to come to Mars. Me. But he didn't bring it up. We brought it up. He'd like me to come to Mars.

You brought it up. I didn't mention Mars. He's happy that I brought it up that I'd like to take their ticket to Mars. Great. When do you get back from Mars? I'll great, yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Enjoy that't know. We enjoy that. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Enjoy that moment. But when do you get back from Mars? When do you guys get back from Mars? Are you going to? Oh, oh, great.

That's awesome. But you probably only like, what do you do? What are your official planets here? Where are you going? No, I'm not going to. I'm not doing anything. But what, you just like official planets here, like full planets. No, I'm not going in. I don't know, nothing. But you just like official planets here, like full planets. No, like, you're right.

You're asking him. I don't know the unofficial planets. Just ask him. You're like probably only like, if it's an asteroid or a planet, you know, like, what's in between, dude? Moon, the moon. You know, yeah, you probably like... Moon's asteroids and official planets, don't you?

And suns. And suns. Stop reading space shit. I don't know what you're talking about What am I gonna do this? What are you looking at what am I looking at? Hey, do you know? I don't really look at you know the look up. It's really you know this one earth you prefer the cold Don't you yeah, you are a heat boy. Why is it too hot on we why when you were on a Don't know why and can't Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold. It's the coldest. Where's it coldest, bro, to Kelly? Where's it coldest?

Antarctica. Not Alaska. It gets coldest in there. It gets coldest in there. The furthest planet in our solar system? Is the coldest? Once until 2005. Until 2005 when they made it not a planet anymore.

Funny, you mentioned that. What are you talking about? Which planet are you talking about? Neptune. But remember, was that always the furthest planet in our life? That's a little further, what's a little further? What's a little further than Neptune? One on planet, one on planet.

It was a planet, it was a planet. Really cold and it used to be a planet. When we were growing up, and it was a planet, it was a planet. It's not a little more. We were going up and it was a plane. It was on a plane. It's not a planet anymore. Pluto. Oh.

Oh, you like Pluto? Yes. Why did you bring up Pluto? Oh, because he's hinting at it. Oh, no, no. No, no. He hasn't been here. You like Pluto?

Yeah, I like Pluto. You go on a Pluto. Oh, sure, yeah. I'd love to come to Pluto. Are you going to Pluto? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know the circumstances of why I'm wearing it? Well, you should have to buy a ticket. Yeah, someone canceled on you as well, didn't they? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think. Do you want to play? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you know the circumstances of why I'm wearing that? Well, you should have to buy a ticket. Yeah, someone canceled on you as well, didn't they?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, oh yeah. You have to spare seat. Do you want to come? Yeah, I'm on to come. Yeah, if you want. Yeah, that'll be cool. All right, we'll go to Mars.

We're gonna come back. We'll go to Pluto. I can't believe you somehow bought up both Mars and Pluto. Yeah, wow. You brought up Pluto and now put it all together. You are the feeling that a podcast or radio presenter creates that unique feeling With the least know yeah You're that feeling. Where what does that feel like?

Connection yeah, but you for a connection how it feels like direct connection Yeah, but it could be personal connection. Yeah, that are presenter feels that puts out to make an audience member feel connected to. And they're wearing and you got clothes from a place called Savers, but you think it's savings. And you're going to Pluto and you'd like me to come along, And why am I going to play that? Because you were going on a date with someone to play on that cancel. Well done, bro, dude. Isn't that fun? If you want to watch that four times in a row.

Well, we make other comedians do it. It's called the most upsetting guessing game in the world. It's not a grass house. It's not a grass house. It either came out yesterday. It's out today or it comes out tomorrow. It'll be out. It'll be out today. Yeah, we wouldn't put this out

unless it was already out. It's like, you've got to do the same. You've got to do the beyond say. We'll see you next week. I'm going to go vomit. Yeah. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com.

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