Aunty Donna Podcast - Party Quirks 14 with Sam

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

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Hello and welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast. We've got a very special guest in this week, Sam Lingam. Hello. Sam, tell us a little bit about who you are and what your involvement is with the Auntie Donna podcast. Well, I am Sam Lingam. I work with Auntie Donna, you know, as a writer mainly, and I've done some podcasts in the past.

You might know Sam, best known for his character, Bobby T. Also, he played Judas in the early days of the podcast. We're going to do something a little bit different here. Really? Yeah, a little bit crazy. So there was a game, there's an improv game called Party Quirks. Yeah. What's that?

Well, the idea is you come to a party. One person is hosting the party. All of the guests have a quirk, and the host has to guess that quirk. We've changed it a little bit. We've mixed it up in our rehearsals on the podcast and also in multiple seasons of a grasshouse web series. We now call it most upsetting guessing game. And what we do is the quirks are really, really hard and fucked.

So we thought it would be fun to play that on the podcast for something a little bit different. So we started as a rehearsal thing. And then we did a podcast thing. And then it became a video filmed thing. Yes. And then it became a live thing. A live show thing.

And you were going to try that live concept as a podcast. Yeah. Yes. Well, it'll probably be more like I was thinking we would do it like how we used to do it on the podcast. Oh, and have done it on the podcast. Okay. Yeah. A number of times.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm trying out here or what we're trying out here. I don't know if it'll work, but give it a go. Just doing the podcast one again. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Who's out?

I believe I'm going out the guest. Goodbye. Mark, okay, great. Good luck, good luck, everyone. Chookers, I believe they say in the theatre world. I believe they do. Or break a leg. Break a leg.

There he goes, that tight little tush. Heading out, heading out there. Who wants to start? I can start with one. Please, Sam, please. You are the cerebral assassin. The cerebral assassin. Zach, you're a motorcycle, and you've got a very loud,

engine. Great. I'm going to write that down, so I don't forget it. A motorbike with a very loud engine. You know, it's just very loud engine, you know, instead of just a normal motorbike. But is it making sound in the room? Yeah, it's making, you know, you know how motorbike sound?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How they go, mum, ma-m-ram-a-ha-ya-ya. So he's just got a very loud engine. So I'm going to mum-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m. Could you imagine if you're having a party and that sort of intruded into the... Yeah, so I'm a motorbike with a loud engine. You're also. That's great.

That's very challenging. Broden, you are made all of jelly. Yeah, classic. Yes, you're made all, you're, is he Broden or is he, yes? Ah, yeah, yeah, he's Broden, but he's made. He's made of jelly. I think that's hard enough. And, Sam, what are we do?

Sam, you are, you are, you are. Don't push me, I, I'm not used to acting too much, generally. You are feeling a little bit topsy-turvy. You are, you are struggling to, yeah, You're top heavy. I'm top heavy. You need a haircut. So once he guesses all of them, the game is over and we're trying to fill.

We've done this one before. So once he guesses all of them, we go, oh, we thought it would be funny to make it easy. The game's over. Do we want to fill with anything else? Then the next layers are underneath that. Yes, great. Okay, great. What are the other layers?

Browden. Zach, you are a WWF Attitude Era wrestler. who is seeing all of your friends die through drug abuse, through brain trauma and all, like, falling, like just awful things. And you're worried that your time is coming. Great. That's very dark. Okay. Broden.

Broden. You are Mitchell Osama. All right? Who's Mitchell Osama? You are the brother of Osama bin Laden. Not a real person. No. But you are often confused with Michelle Obama.

Mitchell Osama, the brother of Osama bin Laden, who's mistaken for Michelle Obama. No, I don't like any of that. Cut that. You are, you are, you are, uh, you are. are grey, grey, you are grey gravy, grey gravy, grey gravy, which is a type of gravy thick enough to use as a grout on your tiles. Grey gravy grout. Can I add to that?

You also, you keep getting distracted by the advert out, at the window listeners, there's, there's an ad for listener. Tommy and Carrie in the morning. And I keep seeing Tommy Little and Carrie in the morning, and I keep looking at it as it moves. So very subtly you keep... You just look over there. Yeah.

Good for an audio one, that is. Sam. Yeah. This is a very relaxed. Sam. Strange tone for... The brown note, you know, like in season one of South Park, there's a brown note that makes you poo your notes.

I've heard of the brown note. Yes, yes. you've got the frown note the frown note I've got the frown note you are responsive to the frown note so whenever a certain note is hit in the chromatic scale

you frown but we're not playing music or anything yeah so you should never come across no yeah okay you're fantastic I just want to add another one to you please please please oh no I'll add one to Sam. Sam, you

you don't know what toes are. You don't know what fingers are. But you know you've got these things. I don't know what they are. Well, you know about them. You know all their uses, but you've never heard them referred to as toes or fingers.

Yes. And in fact, any word that is used to describe them, any word that is used to convey them is not in your vocabulary. Yep. So typing. Yeah. Pointing.

Yeah. Poking. Yeah. None of these words are in your vocabulary. Yeah. Tiptoeing. Tiptoe. Any word that is used to describe these things,

you don't know. You also don't know the word fingers and toes, but you know about them. You use them all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. on this second layer of things can they only be expressed like they're not actively out there

yeah they're just in us and they come out when he probes us on them yeah otherwise we're just normal each of us and that is a layer i was should we for all of us yeah yeah should we wrap up so that he um doesn't think there's too much going on yes yeah bring him in linds yeah so once he gets us, then we go into this new plane of just him. Yeah. Hi, Mark. Hey, Mark. Hi, Mark. Welcome to party quirks. It's a hard one. That was relatively quick.

Oh, was it? That was relatively quick. Well, it's a half hour pod. It felt relatively quick. All right. Let's do it. It's a hard one. That was relatively quick. It's a hard one. Well, look, I'm here at my party.

I'm having a great time. Knock, knock, knock. My first guest has arrived. Brum, rum, rum. You're a race car. No. Oh, you're a... Brum-Rum-Rum-Rum.

Are you a 1999 Mitsubishi Magnus station wagons? Brum. Motorbike. Brum. Oh, you're a loud motorbike with sensitive ears. What's loud about me? What's loud about me? The engine.

Oh. You're a loud motorbike engine? Ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding. Really? Come in. You're made of jelly. Yes.

Come in. Hey Mark, how you doing? You're having a good date? No, I'm not, I am just Sam, but you're leaning from side to side. Well, I'm careful there. I'm trying to talking to this microphone, but I'm having a bit of trouble. Do you want us to put some weights on your legs just to even it out? Maybe it would.

Are you unbalanced? I am a little unbalanced, but in what particular way, Mark? Oh, no. Put some weights on your legs, the down this side. Are you a boy? Oh, boys are a booie? Oh, I'm moving a bit like that. Why do they bounce around like that?

Because they're in the water. And they're hollow inside. But the weight moves around. Where is the weight in them? At the bottom. So that's not what he's doing, is he? No. He's standing on the ground.

So if he's not bottom heavy, what is he? Top heavy. Ding, ding, ding. Wow, that was the new record. You're so good at this. You're so good at this, Mark. Is there a... Okay, so obviously the game's not over, right?

It's over. It's over. No, it is over. The game's over. Yeah, we kind of got over. You're a loud motorbike engine. Uh-huh. Yeah.

You're made of jelly. Yep. Yeah. Which is the go-to. Oh, Zach, yes. Yeah, I love the made of jelly. And you were top heavy. Yeah.

Yeah. Yep. And there's nothing else? No. No. No, no, no. We got over the idea after you left and we just thought, wouldn't it be funny to make a really easy one?

Right. Plus, you love breaking records. You've broken the record. Yeah, that's good. I also find it really funny just to, um, let's come back to, you know, let's come back to the game. Let's remember what, what's fun about it, you know. Let's not get lost in this.

Yeah. Yeah, right. Do we want to, maybe we can just, we didn't really think this part through it. How long is that? Okay. Well, let's just, uh, talk about the episode that was. How did we feel about that game? What else is going on?

All right. So either something real fucking deeps going on. No, not at all, man. It's something like dark. No. It's something that I'll never get. And that is designed to make me look like an idiot. Why would we do that?

Why would we do that, man? Let's just talk about the episode or let's feel. Do you want to do something else for the rest of the app? What else would we do? Up to you really, man. I'm an entertainer. I can riff. I mean, I'm good on a microphone.

I can fill. I can fill easily. That's what I'm best at feeling. I've got them all and the episode's done. I'm the best of filling. We're done here, man. And if you want me to talk, I can talk. I can literally talk on my own.

I'm on this earth to fill. That's like one of my main skills, man. We can pretend we're at the party. Be delicious and Phil. You're all, what? We're done here, man. We want to wrap it up? No.

No, I don't want to wrap it up. You've got an opportunity here, man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You've got an opportunity. You got me in the room. I don't know how much longer I'm going to be here. So let's use my skill. Should we just call it a short episode?

No. because the game is still going because I'm not a fucking idiot it's not still going man you're full of shit what do you mean you are all the quirk that you're all doing

is that you're trying to convince me that the game is over when it is not in fact it is not over if that was a quirk we would ding ding ding ding now now sure it might just be a thing

we decided to do but you're not going to ding ding ding ding me when I get it right I wouldn't I can't Some things could just You can't You can't ding ding the game's over Mark

Because someone is the holder of the Someone is the holder Someone There is one of you amongst us What do you mean Who they are the only one that can make the call And it's not Broden That the game is actually over

What are you talking about man The game's over No no no it's not No it's not No it's not No, it's not. It was a really good game. Remember when he was a motorbike?

Yeah. And then you guessed it based on his acting? I'm happy to keep filling if you want, man. Do you want to just do another pocket? Like, I haven't done many podcasts, but you put a microphone in front of my face. I can talk. I can. I can.

You're all very talented boys. You play another game of party. Well, these guys, yeah. We can start another game. Is one of your things that you have to convince me to start another game? No. What are you? There's something else going on, though.

Man, what are you talking about? But you're in the night. But if I ask, you're going to tell me it's not. If I ask, why would we do that? If I, because, because that's the, that's the fuck nature of the game. If I ask, the quirk is that if I, oh, fuck, I forgot. It's not the quirk, man. What?

No, but you're going to tell me no matter what, you were going to deny, no matter what, to the death that the game is over but could it not be that we just agreed to do that what you're focusing on this like it's a quirk this layer

yeah if it is a layer yeah could it not just be that we just agreed to do it it's not a quirk it's just something we're doing you're trying to convince me you Zach yeah are trying to convince me that it's oh god

that it's oh no the words I don't have them You're trying to convince me that the game is that this part of the quirk is not a quirk or a layer. Because couldn't it just have been that we were like, oh, and then we'll do this. And then there are, maybe there are more quirk. Because you're, yeah, no, because you're, like, how do you think? Because you're really focusing on this. You haven't had a ding, ding, ding, ding.

Now, you're thinking maybe that's part of it. What if it's just not part of it? Because Broden can't ding ding ding ding ding. Broden can't ding ding ding. I'm incapable. But what if you need to just focus on other thing? incapable of it. What if I'm actually helping you right now, Mark? Did you consider that? Yes. I, yeah, I'm trying to, I, yes. What if my advice is to move on from that layer?

I'm not black or white, man. Just, just move on. Keep digging. Okay. Okay. It's not black or white. I'm not black or white. You're not black or white. We're none of us are black or white. You know what I mean? It's not black and white. What isn't? Somewhere in the middle. What isn't? Gray. It's gray. It's gray. Ding, ding, ding. But the game's over. man because you because you know what I'm like and you know the game's over but yes

ding ding ding he is grey you're just grey yes and you're saying yes do you want to just keep going with the podcast man because the game's over yeah I do want to keep going on the podcast I'm an entertainer I do want to keep going with the podcast let's drop it years

for years me and my friends we would talk one of the most important skills for me is to be able to talk into a microphone you can put in my sometimes it's scripted a lot of the time I'll just talk. You've convinced me. Let's move on. Yeah.

I don't want to play party quirks anymore after this break. And we're back. So we're just going to fill. We're going to do a different podcast now. All right. What would you like to talk about? I could talk about my career if you want. Sure.

Well, what do you want to know? I would like to know the struggles that you have been through personally. Yeah, no, great question. Listen, at the time, I was having an amazing time. You push your body really hard But it's what I always wanted to do Ever since my dad first took me as a kid I knew I wanted to be up there

I had the best time It was an incredible time for it You should have a lot of water That's really important to me To stay hydrated Not too much water Not too much water I become too

You want to stay thick? You want to stay thick? Yeah Thick A bit of water is important Because you're a sponge No Absolutely

No you're not a sponge I mean a snow Spons would be terrible You want to do a different podcast. You want to convince me. We were all done. You're all. We're all done.

We're all done. We are done. Yeah, we're, you got us. I got you. You got it. You finished the game. Remember when I was topsy-turvy? He was a motorbike.

I'm a motorbike. I'm heavy. Jelly. Top heavy, sorry. Jelly. Top heavy. No, no. That was a mistake.

You got it. Yeah. The thing is that I got it. You got it. That's the quirk? I did it. You did get us. I completed the game.

Yeah, you don't. I won. But you were, asking me a question. Because you want to do a different podcast about your life. No, what was your question? My question was about your personal struggles. It's been hard in the last few years.

You know, I miss a lot of them. And I know that I went through the same stuff as them, you know, and we really put our bodies on the line. And, like, some good guys, some good guys have... Shocking, shocking. And I just don't think, you know, we weren't unionized. They're still not unionized. with contractors.

Who? Who? Who? And I just look at... The minors? No, the miners have better unions than us. The miners have better unions than us. And it is tough. I mean, it's tough. I'm seeing my mates go. And obviously, I'm an ambassador for the company now. I sometimes do some stuff with them. So I'm never going to speak ill about them.

But it is tough to see my friends go the way they went. You want to do a podcast about something else. I think the culture has changed a lot. It's over. I think the culture has changed a lot Ever since he got kicked out I see a lot of improvements Obviously they're not doing

A lot of the moves that cause what's happening here This is going to be like a fucked Specific name of the guys No it's over You keep telling me it's over Well it's not black You're grey You want to stay thick

So you want a little bit of water A protein powder No A It's over It's over It's over Yeah, sorry, I answered your question

So I don't need to keep going on on this What was my question About my personal life But I answered it so I'm done Yeah You're all done Yeah, we're all done You're all done with the podcast

Well, we'll keep doing the podcast Until Until I do something Yeah Which is That will be revealed What have I been doing Guessing

Until I stop guessing Until I stop guessing This doesn't end unless I stop guessing. No. Unless I stop asking questions. You call me grey, yeah? You're just making, it doesn't matter what, you're just making up fresh ones.

You're making up fresh ones. Once I got the initial ones, the quirk is you're making up fresh ones and it never ends. No. No, because he's not a sponge. It's over. He's not a sponge for me. It's great. It's not a sponge would actually...

It's not over. It's actually a sponge would be... It's over. It's over. It's over. A sponge we do the opposite. I need to accept that it's over. If I don't accept in my soul that the podcast is over, that the game is over. You can not accept it. No one knows. The rules of the game are the same. I can fill. I'm very good at feeling. I'm telling you, I'm breaking the fourth wall here. I'm telling you the rules of the game are the same. Because I got it so quick. Now there's a... The game is over. I can feel that. I'm going to tell you exactly what you need to hear. I'm not fucking with you here. The game is over. That's not a quirk. It's just something we've all agreed to because you guessed all of them. It's over. It's over.

We're now moving on. We're just doing a different podcast. But Mark, the rules of the game are the same. And what are the rules of party quirks? The host walks in and they have to guess all of the crazy quirks. But that's of it's over. And then when is the game over? Once they've guessed all of the quirks.

Okay. We're just doing a podcast, Mark. So I... We're just doing a podcast. Oh, so... But the rules of the game are the same. The rules of the game are the same because party quirks is over. Ding, ding, ding.

Well, I mean, you got, yeah. Yeah. I guessed them all. Yeah. It's them all very fast. But... What are you tapping? What?

Is that part of it? Sorry. You were tapping. What, what are you saying? You were tapping. What was I... Oh, just with... Oh, no, no, I don't...

Yeah, sorry. Is that part of it? What? The tapping? Tapping. What are you... What, sorry? Tapping.

You're trying to distract me. You're trying to throw me. You're trying to throw me. Part of it is that you're trying to throw me. You're trying to throw me from getting it right. Sorry, I just was... It was just a tick. Sorry, I don't...

Yeah. Um, okay. You were tapping. You said, what's the tapping? Oh, distracting. I just don't know what... The rules of the game of the same. What are you saying?

Like, like, what are you saying? The rules of the game are the same. So the game that is over. How do you play party quarks? How do you play party by guessing? What do you have to guess? The quirks. But it's over.

But it's over. But the rules are the game of the same. What color is here? Gray. Ding, ding, ding. So the rules have changed. No, they're the same. But the rules...

He's been saying... The rules are grey. The rules are grey. The rules are the same. When does the game end? How did you find out? When does the game end? When I've guessed all of my party guest's quirks?

Yeah. Right? Correctly, yeah. Yes. So that's all you've got to do, brother. All I have to do is guess all of your quirks correctly, which I did. Did you? But I didn't. The game's over.

This isn't... Your... You're not, okay, you're not allowed to answer my questions or let the game end. Is that a threat? Wait, wait, wait. Say the thing about questions again? Keep digging in the other. Say that sentence again.

Questions, you're not allowed to answer my questions. Yes, we are, sure we are. Yes, we are. But the rules are the same. Yeah. So because the rules of not party quirks are the same as the rules of party quirks, we've entered a set, no. Mark, let me tell you something.

We are allowed to answer your questions. Try. Are we still playing party quirks? No. Ask us questions. Ask you questions. But you can ask that question a different way. I can ask.

Oh, no, no. Just ask us questions. What are the rules of party quirks? you come in and you play a character and you guess guess quirks and we'll tell you if they're right or wrong. Did I guess all of your quirks correctly? Well, what happened? Well, the game ended.

Sure. Yes. So I did. Ask me the question you asked. So it's over. Is what? I forgot. What is your eyes periden?

What did I ask you? I genuinely forgot. I'm not black or white. Is he black or white? No, he's grey. Ask me that. So it's gray. Ask me.

You're the rules of party quirks? Are you the rules of party quirks? Am I gray? Are you gray? No. Are you gray? No. Are you gray?

Yes. Ding ding, ding, ding, ding. I'm gray. So, you came in, what was his quirk? I'm not playing. He was made of jelly. He was made of jelly. Oh, you got me and we're done.

And you got it and they're done. But then what did you say? What did you say to him? Does that still smell? Does that still smell like chicken? I'm just getting, not the chicken. What comes with the chicken? Gravy?

Sauce? Yeah, I'm smelling it. What'd you say? Gravy? What about that? You're grey. Yes, I'm grey. Are you grey?

Are you smelling... Are you grey? Ask me a question. I'm smelling that. What's your name? Broden. Where were you born? Melbourne.

Are you grey? Yes. Ding ding, ding. And I'm smelling something. It's not the... Grey. Grey is anatomy. A bit of water.

A bit of water. Grey add water. I can smell it It's not chicken It's not none of this is None of this is a thing None of this is a thing Mark please

Mark Is it a thing Ask me The game's over Ask me the rules of the game What are the rules of the game? The game ends When you guess all the quirks

Have I guessed all the quirks? Yes Yeah the game's over So the game is over Is the game over Yes Yeah But are you smiling gravy

No I am I'm smelling it Ask me a question How are you Are you Mark Yes Wow

Do you have a beard Yes Do you have a beard Do I have a beard Um The only question You can answer Is are you

We're telling you It's over Apart from when you do something Ask a question So the game is over Until I stop asking questions No. The game is over.

Are we doing it? Full stop. When you're not asking questions. Hey, the game is over. That's not. Sure. Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

The game's over. Why am I smelling gravy? Why am I smelling gravy? What is the gravy and the tapping? Sorry about that. He's a red herring. He's a red herring. What am I? Gray herring. Gray?

Gray. Not hairy. Yes, I'm grey. Gray powder. Oh, what kind of powder? Well, no, but he said he had water. But not too much water. Cement.

No. Your cement? No, it's different to cement. It's different to cement concrete. Powdered a bit of water. Powdered bit of water in a glass? Gravy. Pouted gravy.

Ask me a question. Are you powdered gravy? Yes. Are you grey? Yes. Gray. Yes. V.

Gray. Yes. Powdered. I don't care of it. Gray. Gray V Gray Gravy

Long gravy Tall Stop putting them together Gray Are you grey Yes Are you V You're grey

You're a You're a can of You've smushed them too much In the first time in the history of this game I've smushed them too much Gray and V Are you V? Add more to that one

Are you V? No no no The other end The other end? The other end? Don't, don't. Why are you dragging? Gray V?

Grayy. No, make it longer. Make it longer. Ask me questions. You're over-sit. I'm overthinking it. Is he? Gray?

Does he stink? Does he smell? Is he gray? Is he gray? Is he gravy? Are you gravy? Yes. So you're gray and your gravy?

Yes. So you're gray and your gravy? gray gravy. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding but we're done. We're done. Yeah. So there's a second quirk that everyone has.

I can fill though because we're done. I can fill anything. I'm good of filling. We're just going to do it from podcast now. We're not playing anymore. Every time I get someone's thing right. I'm got a filling in bathrooms. You've got a filling in bathrooms?

Because bathrooms. What am I? Your grey gravy. Concrete. No, you're grey gravy. What's the stuff you put in between tiles? Granite. Granite, not granite.

Oh, what's it called? Oh, what's it called? Did you see Vin Diesel in Guardians of the Galaxy? Oh, grout. Your grey gravy grout. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. But the game's over. The game's over.

Because every time I guess. My good friend Dave. My good friend Dave Batista was in that. Yeah. Yeah, he's done well. He's one of the few. He's one of the few. But you know, what's funny is,

me and Dave Batista, we disagree politically, but we get along great, you know, because back then we didn't talk about that stuff as much. It's good to see you both got out. Gray? Gravy. It's been a harder path for me. You got me. You got him. No, because every time I get someone, you say, I haven't got you. You've got me. You can try to convince me. Mark, you got him when

you guessed what was it that you were? Gray, gravy, grout. No, no, no. Jelly. Jelly. You got him when he was jelly. Right, because part of it is that we did it. Yes, it's done. The podcast, the game We're doing a different podcast. The game is over. We're doing different podcast now, but in that podcast, you all have quirks. You can't just go silent. You can't just go silent.

How are you getting... Because we're being very normal unless you do what? Ask questions. So? So. It's done unless. I ask questions. I've said that 100 fucking times.

But you've got to say it. You're going to say the sentence. The podcast, the most party quirks is over. Yeah. Unless I keep asking questions. And what, what, what, what, what, no, well, what are we doing unless you keep asking questions. Filling. Filling.

What do we do when you ask questions? Tell me it's up. We only do what when you ask questions. How are you, Zach? I'm, I'm good. I'm not Zach though, by the way. You're not Zach. No, no, no.

Wow. I don't know everything. When you, when I ask questions, that's the only way. When I ask questions, more quirks are given. Well, the only way we can... The only way you can answer me is with more quirks. And do what? Continue the game.

So, okay, here's the issue. Can I explain the issue here? No, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me. You think the questions are generating something, but in fact the questions are uncovering something. Revealing something. Every time I ask you... But this game's done.

Sam is... Part of Sam is that he's getting distracted by things on the table at random points. There they are again. Every time I ask, every time I ask a question, a new quirk is revealed. No, no, no. Think about the, go the other way. What is inherent, what is happening, and what do the quirk? So don't start the sentence with the questions.

So do we have... I ask a question. Full stop. No, no, no. The game continues. Full stop. Do we have quirks? Do we have quirks?

Yes. Okay. All right. Are we showing you those quirks all the time? No. When do we show you the quirk? When I ask a question. Now put that together as a sentence.

When I ask a question, you show me quirks, but the game is over. And you're filling. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, come back. Talk about our quirks. When are we showing you the quirks? We only show you the, start the question. Start the sentence with. We only show you, or you only show me.

You only show me quirks when I ask a question. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. So we're just going to keep going with the podcast now. Yeah. We don't have any quirks. Unless. Unless I keep asking questions. But that's a question which makes it keep going.

You've got me. You got that quirk. You got that quirk, man. Yeah. You got it. Which one? The one I ding-d-d-ding. What are you talking about?

what did you say when I ding ding ding what did you keep doing if you keep doing something we'll get to the end playing the game yeah by doing questions yeah ding ding ding ding when you're not that do that do what when you're not asking questions what ask what ask what so what what do you guys do in the weekend then I guess like a question yeah question I great question yeah what do you ask him stuff What, what are you, what's the tapping? What, what, what, what, like, like, like, like, you turn the water on? No, when you were tapping before and then you looked at the gravy, what is that?

Sorry, what are you saying? Like, as in you turn, like you turn, like you turn, like you turn water on. Are you feeling? What? Have I gotten anything? Yes. What have I gotten? Great.

Well, I'm, me. Gravy grout. I'm tough, gravy grout. I feel you're on the verge of a genuine. and break down, so I'll say, oh, you got me. You got a huge chunk of him. If I get someone, they're out. Did he get all of you or most of you?

Most of me. Yeah. There's still bits of you. Yeah. Because I asked a question. No. When I, when I, so, I'm, you got that bit. You said it.

What bit? What bit? When I said ding, ding, ding, what did you say? Great, you said great gravy grout. When I say gray, gray big grout. But also, you said another thing about we only show you. You only show me quirks when I ask questions. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

That's correct. So that is one of our, that is what we all share that. But unless you ask questions, we act like you're not. We have finished. You've finished the game. The game is over. So if I ask. But it's not actually, is it?

This is a statement. If I ask questions, the game can. No. If I ask questions, quirk, more quirks are revealed. We've said the game is over, is it? No. But we're acting like... It is.

Unless we, unless you ask questions... Is the only way that we will... Continue the game. No, the only way we will... Reveal your quirks. So maybe if we do the opposite. You are the rules of the game. No.

Let's try something. Hey, Mark. I think I've been as clear as possible. Mark, Mark. You've said most of the statement that is a quirk. We came in, did three characters. They were very easy. And now we're saying the game is done, correct?

Yes. And now there's not, just wait a second. And now we're saying that the game is done. And that we will continue to do that. But maybe it isn't. Maybe when you... Ask Quirk's question. That is the only way that the game will end.

No. Game will stop. The game will continue. Maybe there's... Maybe there's... Maybe there's... Layers. So, so, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, your quirk layers are revealed.

Only when. Only when I ask questions. And if you don't ask questions, the game is over. No. If you don't ask questions, what happens? We. We, are we, are we revealing our quirks then? No.

No. If you don't ask questions, we just carry on. You carry on. You fill. Yeah. You fill a different. Now say that as a sentence. So if I don't...

To say all of that as a sentence. If I don't ask you questions, then the game is over and you fill. But the game isn't over. Ding, ding. Because that's one layer. And to reveal the other layers of your quirks, I need to keep asking questions. And do we do our quirks if you're not asking questions? No, you don't do quirks if I'm not asking questions.

It's only when you inquire that the quirk. reveal. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. But the game's over. The game's over, you got us all. But it's not over. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Unless, because...

Well, how does the game end any other time? When the guesser guesses all of the quirks. And it's over, because you got it. You got me as jelly. You got it. You got it. You got it. So, um, you guys have any... But it's happening again.

Where did you... Where were you born? Leighton? Leighton. Leighton? Yeah. I'm offended You're touching things

What? How? With your hands Sorry, what are you saying? I'm asking You have more quirks Reveal a quirk to me now That's the law that you have set

But what did you say? What did you say to me? Where are you born? No, no, no, but after that Questions No, you asked me something really specific I asked if he was doing something Tapping

No, no, it was a different Well, there was that What's that But you asked me another word Gravy. No, you said I'm something things. What? Touching.

What? Are you touching things? You don't know what touching is. And also you always said he was doing something else. You just said it. Tapping. You don't know what tapping is. No, I don't, what?

Tapping out. Taps. What do you use to? I know what taps are. Tapping out. We used to do that a lot more, but I think it's an ego thing. They don't do it as much anymore. Wrestling.

Wrestling. You're a wrestling. Not him. You're a wrestler. You're a wrestlerler. Ding, ding, ding. Too old for that now. The neck doesn't hold up.

I was friends with Dave Batista. I was friends with Triple H. The Rock? Yeah, The Rock. Well, we didn't get along, but I knew the rock. You're a general wrestler. What era? Era.

WCW versus NWO. Or their rival. Or their rival, the WWE. Before the WWF. The WWF, the WWF. Sorry, other way around. You're just a general wrestler from the WWF. Well, I was, let's say.

Are you, are you a general wrestler from the WWF? Not anymore, no. No. The game's over. I'm no longer, I'm no longer that. You're no longer that. Now, now... You're one of the lucky ones.

Oh, because you didn't get a brain injury and kill your whole family. Oh my God. I was afraid we'd go there. But it's one of the many things that happened. You're worried that I'm going to guess that you're a wrestler that got a brain injury and killed. Not just generally. What happened a lot then? What happened a lot then?

If I was something... If I was something... What am I now? If you stopped doing... A retired wrestler from the WWE. Are you not? Not from the... Because I have to ask a question.

I mean, I'm not from the WWF. Ding, ding, ding, ding. But man, I'm one of the few ones. You know, obviously, Batiste is still doing great. But Triple H had to stop. Triple H had to stop because of his heart. Jesus, man. You slit your own throat.

No, I mean... Just a lot of them have... A lot of them have died. And some of it was, yeah, duty of care. Some of it was duty of care. Drinking, some of it was substance abuse. Some of it was their own stuff, man. It's a tough life, you know?

But you got out, you are a wrestler from the WWF that's retired and got out safely without any of the substance abuse or brain injuries that made you then go kill a bunch of people. Nah, man, I got to say I lived a hard life too and I used to do the pilot drivers and all of that. But you had it tough. I wish I had the confidence you have but no, I am worried Because I'm a wrestler Am I a wrestler?

No, no The confidence I had No, just then you were saying I'll be fine Yeah, oh, you're confidence in yourself You're worried, you're like the wrestler You're like Mickey Rorke's the wrestler Well, he never made it quite to my level

But yeah What, you were very famous Well, we were all, I mean, I don't think Mickey Rork Ever made it to like a WWF style No, but in his character And the wrestler was right at the top He was right at the top

Yeah, it was Ramsey the Ram. Oh, right, I forgot about that. Yeah. I didn't watch that film. Ding, ding, dingish. Ding, dingish. Ramsey the Ram, the Ram, Robinson, I think. He had lots of friends around him.

Yeah. Because they were all good and healthy and happy. They were all fine. Yeah. There's lots of scenes of him hanging out with his friends from those days. Yeah. There is? Well, no.

Why not? Because you didn't form a relationship. No, he's formed great relationships. But... Why aren't I hanging out with them anymore? Because they're bad influence on you. No. No, because they're all dead. Oh, all your wrestling friends are dead. All your wrestling friends are dead.

And how did they die? Killed themselves. Some? Substance abuse. Some. Many reasons. Yeah. They're dead for a plethora of reasons. Substance abuse and... Suicide. And...

And... And... And brain injuries. Yes, in the same. And am I feeling confident about my... No. No, you're feeling... You're worried. That you'll kill your... Oh, that it'll... That it'll affect you.

That's something. Something will affect you that life... I think we're... More generally. Generally, you're worried generally about your... About death. You're terrified of death. Ding, ding, ding.

And in the same way? In the same way... That your friends... Ding, ding, ding, ding. That's it. That we've gone enough into that, I think. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Just the existential dread, you know.

Right. But we're just... You have me. you got me yeah do i have all of your quirks ding ding ding ding ding just say all of that together real quick you're a wrestler former retired wrestler from the ww if whose all their friends have either died substance abuse all those things all those things and you're having a sort of existential crisis about your life and where it's going to lead

because i worry that i might because you worry that you might hurt yourself Or die. Yeah, you're worried that you'll die. Ding, ding, ding, ding, which we all will. Right. Done. Done. Are we done?

Are we done? Yes. With him. Promise. And I'm done with you. No. And you touch things. But Mark?

Sorry. Mark? Mark. What was that? You said that word again? Touch. You don't know touch. You don't know tap.

You don't know anything that's physical with your fingers that you do. Sorry. You're unaware of what was that? Are you a tap and man? Sorry. I'm a man Are you touching and tapping? What do you mean?

See, I'm asking questions. What's tapping? What's tapping? So you don't know what anything... Are you someone confused by all things? All physical things? No, I know what things are. Hey man.

Have you ever bumped into someone with your elbow? Yeah, all the time, 100%. No, but you said something... What was the other way of you before? Have you ever head butted someone with your head? Yeah, yeah, absolutely head butted them all the time. Now ask him, have you bumped into someone with your elbow? Head butted someone with your hands.

Have you bumped into someone with your head? someone with your elbow. Yeah. Now, I'll ask him about those other things. Bumped into someone with your head. Yeah. Now, get back to the questions you were asking, but in that format. You said something else before.

What? You said something before. What did? Yeah, yeah. Has he ever. Have you ever tapped a man's... What do you mean? Have you ever tapped a man?

Or a book? With your... With your fingers. Sorry, what? Have you ever tapped a fingers? Have you ever tapped a book with your fingers? What are you saying? So his thing is that whenever I ask him about something that he's done, he goes, what?

What are you saying? No, no, you're saying a word. I don't know what that. I literally, like, what word are you saying? Are you? No, no, no, no. Taping. No, no, no, no. Like, it was, with F? Fingers. You don't know what fingers are.

What's that? Do you know what fingers are? What are that? What's that word? What's a finger? You don't know the word fingers? No, ding, ding, ding, ding. Do you not know the word fingers? No. Great. No, I'm a bit like, what?

What? What? What? What are they? What are they? What are fingers? What are they? What are they? No, what are they? No, what are they? You need me to explain to you what fingers are and then once I do, then you can tap, tap, tap tap away. Well, how would you describe fingers?

Fingers are lumps, long, bony, meaty lumps that stick out of your palm. What's a... A palm, hands. You're confused by the whole hands on concept. I know what a palm is. Touch his fingers, ask him, do you know what this is? Do you know what this is? Yeah, I know what that is.

You know, what is it? What's it called? I don't know. Well, it's called a finger. That's a finger. Oh, shit. You need me to tell you what a finger is. Yeah, obviously, I need you to tell what I just, I just didn't know.

You didn't know. You came here, not knowing what a finger is, was, does. Well, he knows about it. Hey, can I, can I, what are they, you know these things? Yeah, yeah, you use them every day. Are you uses all the time? All right, so I'm a writer. So I'll sit down, what, you tell me, what are these called?

I don't know what those are called. I don't know what your fingers are called, but you're a writer and you use them every day. But I'll sit down on my keyboard and I'll sit there and I will, a script will come out. You know what I mean? I'll go down and the buttons will move. Yes. But you don't know how.

You have no control over your fingers because you don't know what they are. Because I sit down and I... Ghost fingers. And I at my keyboard. You are at your keyboard. What does he do with his keyboard? Tap. Well, yeah.

No. No, what's that? So you don't know what tapping is. I also don't know what it's called. Do this. Yeah. That's called tapping. Yeah, yeah.

That's called tapping. But I sit down on my keyboard. When I do this, I do this motion. Tap. But what's this called? That's called tapping. What's another word for that? Tip tapping.

What do you, a keyboard. When you're writing. Writing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, not tapping. Tapping away. Or to type. Type.

What's that? What's that word? Type. You don't know what typing is. No. When you, you, you tap type, you tip, you type, you have to tap to type. You don't know what fingers are. I'm telling you don't know what.

Well, you're a writer. You're a writer who doesn't. doesn't know the words for fingers, tapping or typing, but you need to use all three to write. Hey, I've got a, my back is a bit itchy. Yes.

Do you think you could, um... Anything to do with fingers. You don't know what fingers, you don't know the word for fingers and any, any verb, any, any verb that has to do with fingers, any word, any word has to do fingers. You don't know what it is.

Ding, ding, ding, ding. But does he know what fingers are? Does he know how to use them? He knows what fingers are. He doesn't know the word for them. I like as soon as you scratching became the cool thing, you started to scratch yourself, like it started to. This is insane.

I didn't think this would fuck you that hard, but it has. But also notice, like, are you, your feet, are you cold? Like, because you're wearing your, um, you're wearing your sandals today. Are you cold? No. Like the end bits or they're fine? The toes. You don't know what toes are either.

It's the same thing with toes. You don't even know what you, if I were to say go on your tippy toes. Sorry? You'd know what the action is, but you're unaware of the face, tippy toes. Can you make yourself slightly taller by, by, by, by, Yeah, yeah, I can elevate your heels up. When it comes to all of the things, to your fingers and your toes,

you're aware that they exist and that they are on your body, but you don't know the name of them and any action that has performed with them you don't know the name of. But he knows those actions. But you know what the actions are. You know what scratching is. You don't know what the name is.

Ding, ding, ding, ding. Absolutely. Great. Is that Tommy, is he jumping out of a sky? There can't be more. Is he jumping out of a sky? There can't be more. Sorry.

And you're distracted. Everyone's distracted. What's going on? No, I'm not distracted. I think we were just thrown by. I mean, I was distracted in the previous episode. Sorry. Sorry.

Why are you watching the screen outside? There's a screen outside showing a promo. Oh, sorry, it's just distracting. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Broden. Yeah. He's distracted. Well, not Broden, but.

Gray. Gray, gravy, grouching. And I'm going to be as, I'm going to be, I'm going to be like specific here. How would you make gravy more like grout? Adding water. Oh, would you? No, taking weight, dehydrating it. Making it a little.

More powdery. More. Viscous. Yeah. A simpler word for viscous. Thick. Yeah. So what's Broden?

Gray gravy grout. Thick gray gravy grout. Thick gray gravy grout distracted by the screen outside. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Why are you so stressed? The game was over ages ago. But that's... It's definitely over now.

It is over now. Yeah, it is over. Are you guys got any um... Got any gigs coming up? Yeah. Every time... It's over. No, no, it is over now.

Yeah, it's over now. It is over now. But it was over ages ago. Yeah. Have you got any gigs coming up? Every time I guess... Anytime I guess anything correctly. Every time I guess anything correctly, you go, it's over.

No, it is over. It's over. But you've got to understand, for us, it's been over since you got it with the jelly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'm not doing a podcast. No, no, it is over. It is over. It's 100% over. Because if I accept this, I'm accepting defeat.

No, no, it's over. It is over, yeah? I believe so. Yeah, yeah, I don't think there's anything else. Is there more? What's the more? What? I mean, it's over.

haven't decided on whether it's over or not. Just give us a minute. Just give us a minute. No, no, this is it, this is part of it. Have you seen any gigs lately? Like, you've gone out and seeing, like, uh... I'm lost now. Sam refuses to believe the game is over, even when it's over.

He really does, yes. But... Oh, oh, fuck. Fuck. Sorry. I thought it was over. Oh. Right when it's over?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I thought it was. We thought it was over. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Da, da. Da da da da da. Da da da da da da da da. Da da da da.

Da da. You're going to make a bigger when you're not doing it. Big, big, big. Da da da da da da da da da da da. Your eyebrows, the height of your eyes. eyebrows are dependent on the pitch of a note, of a sweet song, of notes. Notes.

Give a big, teethy smile. Toothy smile when you're not doing it. No. Wait, no. Just do a normal, just, your neutral is a big toothy smile. Yeah, great. And then now do some notes. Ah.

Uh. Ah. Oh. When you do notes. No, no. When I hit a certain one, didn't I? He hit one. E.

It doesn't matter. D. But it's certainly doing something to him. Low note. A note makes him do what? Frown. Grimmis. No, no, no.

You got it. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. So it is a low note, make you frown. Frown note. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. It's over. All right. I felt bad about that one.

Yeah, that was a bit weird. It was like, but it was one of those ones where sometimes the simplicity like a punch, one punch kill kind of situation. I thought we'd done it before, you know, because we have done that fake out ending before. So I thought because we'd done it before, you'd just remember that we did it one time. But that was the kind of, as you're walking in, we kind of went, oh, and just make it so that you own the end. That layer that you had had made it really hard. Where the gateway only opened through questions, otherwise it was it did not exist the realm. It is actually over.

It is actually over. Thank you so much. Mark's looking at us. This is your first time guessing in a while, wasn't it? Yeah. It's a lot, isn't it? Yeah. It's pretty easy, though, wasn't it, though?

Like, because it was just like a motorbike and jelly, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was really easy. Top heavy, you know. And then when I get it, you're all going to give me shit for it taking so long because it was easy. No, that's totally. Are you okay? What's wrong? We can wrap it up now. If you enjoyed this, um, obviously you can check out most upsetting, guessing game, old episodes of that on Grousehouse.

Maybe there's a new one coming out and we'll tie this release into that. Otherwise, thanks so much, everybody. I've had a great time. Mark, thank you. And good night. You've been listening to the Auntie Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Auntie Donner Club.com.

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