Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 1

Episode Date: May 5, 2016

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list-knife production. Alright. Let's start. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh Tony Piperoni. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da and starring a hogwart bill, the bill for all of your warts that look like hogs. And, and also starring Keriann Kennelly, star of the morning show on Channel nine. Get your pants on, uh, Kerian. Stripsils. Uh, you've got to solve all sorts of strips. Welcome to Aunty Donner's first ever podcast, and if you're confused trust me you're not as confused as us. We've been forced to do this by... Just by demand. By the demand we had a guy ask for it two years ago. We're like, geez.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Chances of you listening to this and not knowing who we already are, are fucking slim. But on that slim chance let's introduce ourselves. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- Broden in Ideads like this And I'm Mark Samuel Bonano and When I swear it sounds like this a fuck a can't a fuck a can't fuck Since their breakout performance at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in 2012 Where they were nominated for the illustrious Golden Gibot and given a four star review Antidonna have tearing up the sketch comedy scene from YouTube to ABC television and of course the wonderful live scene Antidonna are ready to bring their
Starting point is 00:02:55 arcane and crazy style of comedy to your podcast is We don't know why we're doing a podcast, but uh oh I We all like podcasts so we thought we should do a podcast Can we just take a moment silent on Adrian? Adrian who's Adrian Adrian used to be in the group and then he um died And that's why he left everyone's been asking us lots of questions And we'd like to clear the air here. I know he's dead. Yeah, but we should get him on the podcast at some point Yes, we should that would be good I always miss my side, it's a side that I dream is dead. Died of f***ing Died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of died of d Brian jokes Maybe just beep those out Tom beep out the when we say just beep that out
Starting point is 00:04:06 So we all came to the table today before we started doing this podcast and quite a literal table Yeah, I mean so we're podcast front of a podcast and we said what are what are you envision for this podcast? Then we all had some pretty crazy ideas and we asked what's a podcast? I said it's like a radio play but for the future and I said oh sounds like losers listen to those I said they do but on trams and trains cool. I thought I love I love Indonesian fruit and then you were like no Bro, and you're thinking of a lychee. Yes Brod and often thinks of lych. He mistakes light cheese for podcasts. And I was gonna make a super inappropriate.
Starting point is 00:04:48 No, go do it, do it, we some bad. Oh, cheese. Let's move on. Oh my God. Maybe beep out. It was well done. So whenever we say the word, just beep that out. Yeah, please Tom, beep out that.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Well, it would have been very funny. Beep out what? Uh, da da da da da da da da da da da. Be felt that would have been very We thought we were sending dead stairs and we're like what should we do for a podcast? And then we were like well, I want to make that the first podcast is trying to figure out what we should do for a podcast Yeah, I'm happy to hear your ideas now I'm a cool fan of I'm happy to hear your ideas now. I'm a co-win. I'm a big fan of Batman on Batman, which is a Kevin Smith podcast.
Starting point is 00:05:29 So maybe we could do that. Maybe it could just be a Batman-related podcast. I thought you meant your podcast where we just slowly fall apart with drug abuse and weight issues. Well there is that. But a weight issue, I think, is looking pretty slim. I really like how it's doing. How does it look?
Starting point is 00:05:44 But that's more satellite radio than He just cut sugar out of his diet, bro. They're replacing the weird with a big bowl of cannabis comic books So I like to get my idea was to get celebrities in be a little bit outdated in some of my views but quite liberal in other views and have a sassy woman Sort of comment every now and then that's how it's done. Oh, right
Starting point is 00:06:13 Just be like you're a really cool guy You're I love your liberal views. Do you fuck a lot of sluts? Have you are? It's my how it's done in person Have you seen his live He released a live The morning September 11 he released like he broadcasts live The whole he gets real emotional man. That's right. I had a bit unfair He's like we just need to blow the Middle East off. Oh my God. It's really for him. He was emotional. David Letterman's, David Letterman's,
Starting point is 00:06:47 9-11 reaction is one of the most profound and beautiful album. It's great, isn't it? And then everyone kind of started doing that. They love like the sad opening monologue. I'm like, no, no. Letterman's 9-11 one, that was the beginning. Everyone just does a sad opening for everything these days.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Especially that fuckhead James Corden. Does he sad opening for everything these days, especially that fucking James Gordon. Does he do sad ones? Oh yeah, he loves them. I remember when I first met them last week, because I'm the mover and the shaker, I first met them last week, and I was very sad. Let me tell you a story. I was at an event.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Was that the... Is that the... Is that the um... Carpool, they carry okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was at an event for Movers and Shakers and I was on my first drink of wine. Only one, pretend to be drunk,
Starting point is 00:07:31 but also make sure you're astute enough to get the numbers. And I met a girl and it turns out it was a person that's dead now. Any goofy stories from this week, boys? Oh, actually, I've got a funny one. Yeah, I was on the train, right? And I bumped into an old friend from high school, and they left, and then I was reading Facebook, and they were talking about dead celebrities.
Starting point is 00:07:54 And I just wanted to, I just wanted to, what it is that makes people feel that they own the death of a human being they've never met. Call in, let us know your thoughts. 197, 299, 702, 427, 894, 434, 729, 910, 8729, 102. Give us a call. Call. Let's just wait by the phone now.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Hopefully someone will call. Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, Rigg, a boy? No, I'm a real frog. It's a regular frog. Where are you calling from? I'm calling from Altoda. Great. So I guess we won't just your input on public graving Mr. Frog. Is it was it Mr. Frog? That's the Frog man. The Frog man. When the king died, you didn't know him personally, did you? No, I did know the king. He came to a lunch and I held fundraising for the frog prime minister. I was fundraising for the third term. Is there just one frog prime minister for all the frogs or is it just sort of country and region?
Starting point is 00:09:15 No, no, it's for all the frogs. Right. Cool. We sort of set up a UN after World War Frog. And I ask you some frog. Yes, absolutely. I ask you some frog. Yes, absolutely. I ask you some frog-based questions. Absolutely. I'm the frog man. I have three questions about you, Mr.
Starting point is 00:09:34 The frog man. The frog man. Okay. Here's question one. Question number one. I'm a frog. Well, that's it. That's it.
Starting point is 00:09:43 That's it. My first question was, what are you? Yes, that's good. That's my frog. My second question. Cheese. Oh, well, yeah, I was about to ask you what's the after the translation for Frommage?
Starting point is 00:09:57 So that's pretty good. My question, my second question of my three was, what is your favorite dairy products to make in factory that involves curd? Oh, great. And the third one is... Sorry, I'm a psychic frog. Is it better to dance to the beat of your own drum? Or is it better to swing to the beat of someone else's drum? Wow, that's a tough question, Broden. Now, as a frogman, I sometimes encountered some prejudice university, especially. What university? I went to the University of Ballarat. Now, Federation University, I studied acting on the frogman. Yes. So, so, I guess, a beat of your own drum.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Let me put it in terms of the line. Should I run into James Cooley? No, no, I wasn't. I'm a Frogman. It must have been a couple of years above you. Sorry, Mr. Frogman. No, no worries. We weren't at the Arts Academy in Ballarat. I was in the early 2000s. Alistair Smith.
Starting point is 00:11:10 That's a great. Yeah, you're on. So now... It's a nice reference for people who are three people. Three people, as is us. Now, well, you know. Now, when I... Sorry,, so beat of your own drum, sorry, back to the question. Now, being a frogman, the phrase I've always gone by, being an amphibian, I can't create my own heat.
Starting point is 00:11:37 I have to get under a big lamp, I get under a big lamp, but I warm up my tummy. Because you're land than water, aren't you? Yes. So when I get under my Big Lamb, I think of that as my drum. Now I can get under other people's lamps, or I can build my own lamp and forge my own path. Yeah, man. What's your biggest predator?
Starting point is 00:12:00 What's the biggest thing, getting in your way of life? Do you know the number one? The number one killer of frogs is suicide. Really? That is very upsetting. That's brutal. Because as a frog in this patriarchal society, we're told to hold in their freedoms, that anger is the only acceptable emotion. And also that cane sugar is the yummy. Yeah, you are. You have a vehicle.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Do you have an equivalent of beyond the blue? If you are a frog, please kill the life run on 13, 11, 14. We'd love to help you at any point. Or dial frog line, frog you frog frog frog That's important Frog man, thank you so much for calling us. Thanks so much guys. I'm a frog thanks and if anyone else has any Oh, oh, that's another hello. Thank you. Sorry, I just took a break from talking You've called you have like the frog man. Yeah, you've called the auntie down a podcast with Mark Zach and Brendan who we do we have on the line Hello, another frog man. Hello other frog man
Starting point is 00:13:12 We've been talking about public grieving in the high rates of suicide amongst the frog man. Have you ever tried to kill yourself? well Not before break for see if you catch from a drift. No, I don't. Can you elaborate? Well, not really. I probably haven't thought through the character enough. Now you're doing great. But I thought I could I request a song? Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Have you got any, have you got any Hoobistank? Yeah, we love Hoobist we love who bestank here. They are big sponsors of big sponsor of ours or the ones who don't have podcast. We now the time to mention, sorry, it's only our, who bestank. Oh, we know you,
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Starting point is 00:14:41 See you, Frogman. God, that was great. Wow, two Frogman in one, in one, so today, the theme of today's show is, oh, hello. Jesus, another phone call this. Oh, hello. Oh, hello, who's this? I'm Toad Boy. Oh, Toad Boy, the mortal enemy of frog man.
Starting point is 00:15:02 I heard, I heard frogman with called the gestation. We had two Frogman's. Yeah, I heard. And I just want to say they're both dickheads. And I'm glad that they're the highest that was tied right amongst Frogman's. Oh, no. I am.
Starting point is 00:15:19 I am. Can I just say something, toad, boy, for an unlistening at home, the reason why they were two frog man is that frog man is a very common name in the frog man community. It's like trung amongst the enemies, people on Muhammad or John amongst sort of questions.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Frog man. Yeah, Frog man, the two most common names is frog man. John and Muhammad as well. And Muhammad for Islamic frog man. There's a lot of Islamic frog men. They've got a high percentage. That's not a bad thing. That's a great thing.
Starting point is 00:15:50 It's just the fact. Yeah, it's the list to do with being a toad or you just a bit fucked. I'm just not very good at characters. Oh, I'm really. I just sort of go to my standard character voice, which is either this or a heavy Italian accent. Okay, well let's all leave you alone and then we'll just keep it. I've got one more thing to say. Oh please, please.
Starting point is 00:16:12 In the Toad community, we've got no, not many people know this but we've got a big pussy and we've got quite wide set pussy and sometimes we get frog men caught in our pussy and that's why we're so mad at him We hate them in the French Toadboy, can I ask you a question? Sure, and the theme of today's episode is what is Auntie Donner's podcast? Yes, gonna be about in future. Yes Do you have any ideas to Toadboy? Sure. Sure. Sure, I've got them ideas.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Yep. You got a pen? Yep. No, I'm sitting next to you. I know you don't have a pen. Actually, you're on the telephone. Oh, all right. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:16:55 I have a pen. OK. I can't even make the scratchy sound. You could make it about why the set puts these in the Toadboy community. OK. Oh, my God. You all you could make it about maybe popular hat from the 19th century. I've set putties in the Toad Boy community. Oh my god. You all you could make it about maybe popular hat
Starting point is 00:17:08 from the 1930s. I do quite like that. It's kind of a bit of a ring to it. Anti-dominus podcast about Toad Men having rocks in their wide set pussy. They have rolls off the tongue. Bang! It just rolls off the tongue Alright boys, three men talking about white set pussy's
Starting point is 00:17:29 Boys, oh I look like I've had a great time when you're radioed Thank you to I'm sorry nobody's gonna listen to this It's okay And this bed will probably be cut Arou Bye Um, so
Starting point is 00:17:40 Say it's over, oh man Say it's over, boy He's that, that toad boy is not very good at character work. Is he I think to boys better at character work than Mark realises We go on New Zealand now on Saturday. Oh, let's talk about music. No, I think we're in New Zealand by now We're in yeah, we're nearly done with New Zealand. But we're there right now Yeah, he's getting jump from Yeah, we're nearly done with New Zealand. But we're there right now. Yeah, New Zealand jumped from...
Starting point is 00:18:05 Yeah, we're nearly done with New Zealand. But we're there right now. Yeah, New Zealand jumped from... Anyway. New Zealand jumped. You can't wait to be there. I mean, we're going to Perth after that. Here's another...
Starting point is 00:18:15 Yeah, Perth. Here's another idea for a podcast. Hmm. We pick a murder that has happened in the past. And we break it down. Yeah, we talk about the different people involved in the past, and we break it down. Yeah, we talk about the different people involved in the murder, and we sort of like, just talk about who maybe did the murder.
Starting point is 00:18:33 What do you guys think about that? I think that's a great idea, but I think it's already been done. Okay, yeah. Hollywood Babylon, I'm pretty sure does that. Okay, I've got another idea. That's what loss of fee. So, we get in different comedians and funny people yeah, but we have a serious Conversation about their craft and also Obama one time. I think that's already been done there yet. Yeah, that's a serial
Starting point is 00:18:58 Okay, I'm pretty sure serial this oh we can put this on our cheats sure That's great Oh sound cloud as well This is a cloud first and foremost right sound cloud Oh, no, no, telephone another call. Hello. Hello. Hello. It's Steve. It's Steve. Go who's Fade back. That's a slab. That's a slab That's a slab of come down on your forehead. That's what you get. Rulable, lul, arg you guy. But it's hard because it's a slab. It's frozen. So it's hard come.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Rig rig. Yeah, it's a low steam. Hello, Steve. Why are you always in? Hello, no, it's, hello, it's Steve gobs. Hello, Steve. Steve gobs. Hello, Steve gobs. Hello Steve gobs. What do you do? Well I like to have an entrepreneur and I like to start big companies and then what I'm done, I give out some gobs. Gobs, gobs, gobs. Well we love Steve gobs down at the Antidon and Podcast. Yes. For two reasons.
Starting point is 00:20:03 One, we love technology that is ahead of the curves. I'm Steve Gobs. I know, we love technology that's ahead of the curves. Steve Gobs is integratable and works, you know, if I buy Steve Gobs laptop and I buy Steve Gobs telephone, they work together, they integrate well. They both give you gobs.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Well, the second reason is we all love big gobbies. Steve gobs. I have a bad relationship with my daughter. Yes, because of the gobbies. Partly. Have you heard this story? There's an amazing story about Steve gobs. If I may, please.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Yeah, please. Please, I called in so we can open up a dialogue. I've read you a gob Diablo I read your a I read your a a diet gob a a schedule biography um God 100 gobbies for all the boys
Starting point is 00:20:50 I got gobbs so so Steve gobbs uh he played by Michael Fess gobbie in my movie and amazing then two and a half gobbs that was also in it in the other one yeah Seth gobbin was in it uh yeah so so so basically, Steve Gobbs was, didn't know coding, it's very famously, and there was one story about an iPod and an iPod. And people,
Starting point is 00:21:17 he didn't know gobbin either when he started. The iPod to him and they said, he's the final draft of the iPod. And he said, yeah, it's all good, it's all good. Why is he speaking about me? I'm here. Say, yeah, the eye gob, and he said, yeah, it's all good. Why is he speaking about me? I'm here. Yeah, we know. I'm telling the story.
Starting point is 00:21:28 I can't listen. Yeah. So, Steve Gobs took the hearing piece and he clicked it in and it didn't click right. And he said, you know what? So what did I do? You know what? This isn't clicking right. And they said, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:21:43 It's going into production tomorrow. And he said, it is all about the user experience. And he then gobbed off every single member of that board. Including Jeff Daniels. Including Jeff Daniels. Including Kate Winslet. You can gob a girl. You can gob a girl.
Starting point is 00:22:01 And if you're not gobbing your girl, you can gob a girl. If you're not gobbing your girl. You can go a girl. If you're not a girl, you're not a girl. And you're expecting her to go up you then you need to take a long hard look at yourself. That was a big thing about that. I go up yourself right
Starting point is 00:22:14 off. That was a big thing about Steve gobs is that he never discriminated who gobs just come down please. We're having a conversation. Steve gobs never discriminated who he gobbed off. He'd gob off a girl. He gob off a boy. He gob never discriminated who we gobed off he'd gob off the girl He gob off a boy he gob off a dog he gob off a toy
Starting point is 00:22:30 Guys I believe it's time for facts with Zach Here we are it's facts with Zach. I'm still Steve gobs Tonight we're gonna be learning some facts about the gym factory. What's the gym factory? Oh, Steve God. For the majority of our listeners who have no fucking idea. Oh, we're about to tell people about the gym.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Right. Facts with Zach. Facts with Zach. Here we are. It's Facts with Zach. Facts with Steve God. The gym factory is a shopping and entertainment center. Located in Chapel Street, South
Starting point is 00:23:05 Yara, a suburb of Melbourne, Australia. What do you do for? Fax wazak, fax wazak, here we are, it's fax wazak. And Steve Gomes. I just got to unlock my phone. The centre contains a village cinema's complex and the village roadshow headquarters. Fashion stores such as Topshop, Urban by Target, Q and Rivers.
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Starting point is 00:24:08 I'm a- Hi, I'm Steve Gobs. Oh, hello, gobby. Uh, Yeah. Do you know the jam factory is owned by Challenger Financial Services? No. Tell me more.
Starting point is 00:24:20 They tried to sell it, uh, in 2008 for, uh it in 2009 for $110 million. Guys, I just want to know what all the WHO HARD is. 1, 2, 3, 4, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, FACTS a very stressed guy for a lot of my career. Yeah. And I found health and truth in stretching. Would you like to know what kind of stretching? Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Golbaga, which is like yoga, but with gobi's. I would have said stretching the back of your throat with a dick. Oh my God, I'm so quit. Oh man. Thanks, whiz. Thanks, whiz., quit. Oh man. Facts whizzes. Facts whizzes. Facts whizzes.
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Starting point is 00:25:23 Facts whizzes. Facts whizzes. Facts wh. There's a whole episode about it. Are you guys beef- BEEP! Boys? Oh, Jesus. Oh, well. What?
Starting point is 00:25:31 I'm asking. I have a long term partner. If I answer that question, I don't think that's- I love me as- Ah. It's a double gob! I just- Steve Gobbs with no all about it.
Starting point is 00:25:42 I don't imagine that. Oh, Jesus. It's really confusing. I made up the head of a big company. I don't need this kind of- I just Steve gobs with no all about it. Oh It's really good. I made up the head of a big company. I don't need this kind of talk with my Steve gobs loves Well, yeah, sure. I love a gob that I don't want to talk you know this pleasure in giving guys and remember that That's it over the christmas season Remember that next time you with you gal. There's pleasure in giving Don't just do it in expectation. I don't think it's wrong to talk about
Starting point is 00:26:10 It's a healthy part of my sexual relationship. Would you guys like to know the tenants of the jam factory shopping center? Yeah sure village cinemas Various fashion stores. I think we should leave this. Various popcorn. I thought that was a good start. That was good. I think that was a good start. Oh, we're wrapping up now. Thank you for listening.
Starting point is 00:26:31 We'll do more of these. I think we've locked down what we're going to do next time. In the future. So that's a good start. This may go to air. This may not. We don't know. It's going to be a lot of beeps.
Starting point is 00:26:42 If you want to know what we said after the beeps, ask us as you pass us on the street. I don't know if we're gonna have a beep So I think I like it how it is. I think we should be Beeps and I think we should maybe I think every time we say and Please be yeah, I definitely want to be And you can beep the majority of using you of And you can keep the majority of the majority of the queue. So we're gonna be for to be clear, we're gonna be
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