Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 10

Episode Date: September 20, 2016

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A list of productions. Great, well, guess the podcast has started then. Welcome, welcome to the anti-donna pun. Pun. Welcome. It's a chilly day. It's been a blast. It's been a blast. It's been a blast.

It's been a blast. It's been a blast. It's been a blast. It's been a blast. It's been a blast. It's been a blast. It's been a blast. It's been a blast. It's been a blast. It's been a blast. It's been a blast. Today here in Rhymes, we're so child, and today we're going to be talking about chilling out. Yeah, just what do you do on your time off?

Well, I know that when I need to chill out, the first thing I need to do is bloody stop feeling the chill. So chill in this podcast studio. And, you know, I think it inadvertently raised another way to chill out. And you know, I think it inadvertently raised another way to chill out. And that's humour. humour is such a wonderful way to chill. Have a dig or a gulf, you know, at my yoga studio. Yes. I like to, but I run.

Yes. Have a bit of a laugh. Have a bit of a laugh with the gals. Yes. Because chilling out, and this is important here, is also about chilling in. Tell you what, I used to do Bikro Mjogo, and that was the furthest thing from chilling out.

But, but here's a thing, Mark. For those of you who are how I'm familiar with our big group, you see the joke there is that when you do a big group, you're in a full degree. So it's all a big thing You know, we live in a very stressful modern world. Don't we boys? Hey, Abbey. You know what I... You know you're talking about chilling in.

Yes. I'd love to chill in you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And I welcome that feedback. And thank you. Perhaps I wasn't clear. Yes, please. I want to chill in you

and perhaps I wasn't clear when I said thank you for your feedback I understand but I feel like if you did understand. I will cut you. Oh my but I feel like if you did understand. I will cut you. Oh my, Abby. I will cut you all. Abby, I've said nothing this whole time. I've just been buttered, but simple by said.

I swear to fucking God. If any of you cross me, I will cut you. I've got a baseball bat in my boot, in my tray. How are you going to cut me with that? Oh! So what are some other ways to chill out? Diet is a great little starting point. I love the subject.

I should just chillin' out on the couch, playin' some video games. I quite love video games. Videos. Sometimes I like to play a nightmare which is a video board game Just to be clear avi When you said you're chilling in it was like a turn of phrase where you were saying It's not about going out doing things about you know making sure your content inside. And what I'm saying is, I want to chill in you. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, and what I'm saying is if you cross me or my family, I'll fucking kill you, bitch. I like to, you know, a fun red chill out, I think, is to maybe find a dish that you've never made before maybe maybe a dish from another Orient Wow from a delicacy from around the world and Try making that with your your loved one your partner and hey if you're alone Let the cat in the kitchen don't let them on the bench

let the cat in the kitchen. Don't let them on the bench. But cats love to have a bit of a cool. What sort of things are you making at the moment? I know health is very important for you Abby. Your name is also Abby. Yes. I know health is very important for you. What else are you making? Well, I love to make anything Greek.

Because my partner George is a great Greek Here he is now, let me just go get the door for George Walk into the door. I'm walking to the door I'm looking to the door open the door. I'm gonna open the door Abby I'm gonna open it yet George. Oh, sorry. I Open the door Abby I'm gonna open it yet George. Oh sorry. I Can I could hear you coming through I could he come with Through sorry George I have my George

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have a talk to her about night in dairy, if you know what I mean. Cut it out. I was trying to make a joke about, she doesn't go down on me anymore. Oh. I'm not very good at hunting. It's true. I don't, I don't gob off George.

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Ah, nearly. You have, you're at the second evolution of Pokemon now. Yes, I'm the next left-hand. Abby, oh, no. My anger problems from before have resolved them with a fully weakened diet. And now I am content. I am happy. George, you should do like a slice of pizza. No. No. George, what do you evolve into?

I evolve into the emeral theater, which is a venue up in Sydney that I own an operate. Oh, yeah. Wow, this is just a midday job. I don't have done the stand the reference. George. Yeah. George, I have a question for you. Hey, hey, should I wait a minute? What are your feelings about Kenoa?

Oh, you know, Kenoa, it's a bit like rice, it's a bit like, um, bloody corn. Are you supposed to m'n'gather? Yeah, I'd say, well, I love it in a salad. George, I'm not long in this earth. For I have reached vegan level seven. Soon I will fly away and become one with the skies and the animals. Yeah, it becomes a avocado based moose. So you guys vegan bashing?

No, I love vegans. I want to be a vegan. I'm just too weak. That's me. I'm just talking about guns that eat quinoa. Jen, I hate, I like quinoa. I had quinoa for breakfast, no bullshit. Yeah, I love keen wire. For breakfast?

Yeah, keen wire porridge. Oh, was it sweet? Lots of sugar? Yeah, brown sugar and bananas and it goes off chops. There's a place in St. Kilda that does a... On chops. No, no, no, no, you misheard me, you stupid idiot. Does it go well on chops, though? Yeah.

But out... We're on chops. King were on chops. A delimitant smile if you want to. On chops. King were on chops. On chops is recorded in front of a live studio audience. Well, here I am at the old supermarket.

Feel like a bit of dinner. Oh, and someone's looking on the... So, let someone's trapped in the dairy fridge. Are you okay, sir? I'm fine. Oh, but no, my legs are falling off. Oh, and TeraDactyl's also here. What do you want with us, Tera Dactyl? We mean you know

hum. Transient time monster. Chopps was cancelled after its first episode and never was there. Never did it again. Never did it again. It's a short lived spin off. Time travel and Tera Dactyl. Yeah. Tera Dactyl who travels through time. Spinoff time travel and tarot dackel yeah Teradacto who travels through time Teradacto who travels through time

Well here we are it's the 1800s and I just like saying that Just like say oh what's that? Teradacto but he's wearing some Nike shoes. Tarot, tarot actor through time. Tarot actor. I'm in the 1800s and the tarot actor's with Nike shoes. So he's obviously travelled through time. But the Nike brand is so strong that you knew what Nike was. I knew what it was even though I'm an 1800s boy.

So what are some other ways you like to chill out, bro? I like to chill out. Um, genuinely. Oh, uh, watching Telly. I like to... Blue. Wrong. And play in.

Yeah, try again. Try again. What do you mean? Just try again. What do you mean? Try again. Just go again. Fuck, alright. I feel like whatever I'm saying, you're gonna say gonna say no. No. Yeah, you're gonna say that no. No, just don't assume

You're wrong to assume and you're just come on give it the guy. What do you what is Broden Cali do to chill out? Play video games Try again. I knew you would do that. I just try you You would try. You get it. I pray. I Pray to my God. It's not incorrect. I tell you something. Yeah. I was in Nuba the other day going to Newcastle Not in the Uber to the airport to meet you guys at the airport to go to Newcastle. Yeah, and the I got I get it I got it. I got it the first time. Do you know that we're trying to make other people listen to this do you understand that right? This is not for us three if I got it. I think the first time you said it I got it

Let me say I think I Think the ratings I think the listener numbers indicate otherwise Broden Why we're tough every podcast is really're... That's half every podcast is really... Well, that's neither here nor there. I think it's confronted... You should have a look, the first episode's on like 11,000, and then it just drops right. I think it's confronting for our fans to see us learn how to do a thing. Yeah, it's confronting for me.

I was in a noob, but... Sorry, can you, sorry, go back, I didn't get it. I didn't get that. Can you go back again? Yeah, I's confronting I was in a noob. I'm sorry. Can you sorry go back? I didn't get it. I didn't get that can you go back again? Yeah, I'd love to I was in a noob But going to Newcastle not to Newcastle going to the airport to get on a plane from Melbourne to Newcastle to do a show show When I feel like you're making fun of me. I'm not I'm not I'm not I Just realized I didn't actually fully get it. I thought you you were in an Uber going driving from Melbourne to Newcastle I was and I was about to say that's an expensive Uber. That's right. It was it cost $18,000 but if it had been a taxi it would have cost $24,000 So that's a save and I was in this Uber and this guy's like, yeah, I'm a driver

I'm also a carpenter and I'm also a preacher. And then I said, oh yeah, here we go. And then he said, are you a believer? And then I tried to deflect any conversation about belief that I'm a believer. You said I'm a blue book Which are uber fans. Oh believe her a new book. Yeah, yeah, I believe in it. I'm a blue book. I'm a blue book to yeah I'm also a blue go whale. I My god

There was something off about Mark with his Giant whale face and his big Giant whale face and his big Comey nose. I saw finding Dory last night so I learned what a beluga whale. What is a beluga whale is? It's got a big fucking dumb head. It looks like a cunt. Yep tick and And it's got it can it can make sounds like V. A sonar. Are they the big two? They're the big two big fuck off cunt head. Yes, ten oh So now that that exact noise Yes, why not big tick?

Let's answer some more questions about where the marks of beluga whale. Okay, sure I believe I'm a boy are there beluga whales in Europe? Only in Paris. All right. Is that like, no, no, I'm going to leave that. No, go. No, no, no, no, I'd really rather not. We've cut it. No, we can't.

Tom's done cutting. All right, fine. Let's hope he is because Jesus. Okay, my next question is just about, is a blue, are you a blue girl? No, yes. Ah, see, that was the, that was the little one I, uh, where I pretend. Guys that just had a stroke. And a Brody, guess what?

What? Having a stroke is what Brody likes to do to chill out. I do. I feel so relaxed. You got it, man. You got it. What are You got it. I told you you'd get there. You get a grand prize of a hat. Well which one? What sort of hat do you want? I want one that says fucking all those girls in high school who didn't want to fuck me, look at me now. Oh wow, okay. Yeah, okay, I got one. You know, like a baseball cap.

So you get the cap, and what you also get is a restraining order and a band from any gun shops. Oh, that's bullshit. So we're not allowed to get a firearm. I'm like one. You could always just move to the States. Oh, we've got it in blue. We've got it in blue.

Yeah, so what does that say, Zach, that one? So it's not exactly the same, It could always just move to the States. Oh! You like it in blue? We've got it in blue. Yeah. So what does that say, Zach, that one? So it's not exactly the same, but it says, to all those girls who didn't want to fuck me in higher school, I'm now a C grade celebrity. C. No, just way to come up. Teachers?

Before you put that on. Zach just handed me a mind pad. He handed me that, that doesn't exist. Anyway, that prize is you get to, it's quite a big coincidence as well, but you get to finger a beluga whale. Which one? Any beluga whale or? Well, the closest one. It's like when you cut the cake and you have to kiss the closest boy, you have to finger the closest one, it's like when you cut the cake and you have to kiss the closest boy

You have to finger the closest beluga whale. It's a really good prize. I win it every Friday I make exact mark you Well the closest I know I whenever mark gives me the prize he always happens to me the closest beluga whale I think that's just a coincidence. I'm not certain, Mark's a beluga whale. You know, you're not certain, which is why I feel like it's like you can't prove otherwise. I was so excited, he knew I loved beluga whales, and then the next day he came in and he announced that A, he was a beluga whale, and there was now a beluga whale fingering contest every Friday. And his second favourite thing is cheese cake. Mark's also a cheese cake. And you like fingering cheese cake. Where he gets the fuck the cheese cake. Now listen, I've worked with you guys for five years almost now. We started out just doing you know,

little sketch shows. Life comedy. And now we do YouTube stuff. I see you guys most days of the week. Right. Are you telling me that how long has this been going on for? Four years. The last four years. Every Thursday. Friday. No, the Wednesday was Cheesecake Day. that varies just really whenever marks in the mood for We say weekly cheese cake is a seasonal thing sometimes daily It's true mark told me don't get cheese year round. I didn't realize this until mark She's just a man made objects. It was like Fuji apples. They're not year round You're telling me that

every Friday and certain seasons of the year, you fucked Mark and fingered him. Just no, okay. Did he happens to be the closest believe away? I fucked the nearest beluga, I fucked the nearest cheesecake. It was that time at the cheesecake shop. Mark didn't realize we were near a cheesecake shop

where I did fuck another cheesecake. What? What? Well, you gave me the prize and I was near a cheesecake shop where I did fuck another cheesecake. What? Well you gave me the prize and I was near a cheesecake shop. A flavoured cheesecake shop. I mean. I love flavoured cheese. Metal and steel. A bit of glass.

Yeah. And the cheesecake that you fuck. And bad business strategy. That's a delicious flavour. And a... No shops should just sell one thing. Anyway, let's put the aged husband and wife team in the country that are trying to be their own boss. So which cheesecake did you fuck at that time? The nearest one as per the rules of the prize.

And then which was a blueberry cheesecake? Yeah, and then afterwards, that can I hooked up just because we'll feel in it. Yeah. Say, hang on, you've been... What? What about the same? I don't understand why it's confusing or surprising.

I mean completely genuine. Right. Where to go for five years? The idea you both have long term female partners. My partner knows about it. That was a condition that my partner and I get together as that I keep up the practice. I'm being completely genuine here. I'm not putting this on for a podcast.

Have you two been fucking for four years? Yes. Well, I mean, have you been fucking cheesecake seasonally for four years? Yes. And every Friday on BelugaWale fingering reward day, have you fingered the nearest Baluga Whale? And have you ever

No, I don't feel like that's important. Broden. Yeah, Broden. I know it's Mark. I do, do, do me. Hey guys, why you whispering to each other? Is that just said that he knows it's you? Uh-huh. It's all the guys. He just likes fingering you. There's how many guys? A guys, G-U-I-S-E. Oh, sorry. I thought you were saying you're fingering other guys. He is me. What? I

Me what I Then pull this mask off I Of it's my face still I've been Yeah, fingered by a Zach Are you fingering Zach or is he fingering you I'm fingering now? I've been fingered by Zach Sorry, Mark you got a deal with it. Wait a second. Wait a second. How long? 900 years.

900 years. Okay. You're the other man. So we've been okay. Wait a second. Sorry. I'm just a little bit of a trouble. Yeah.

We're grateful. Jerry. Jerry. Hi. I'm Jerry Springer. And welcome to the Jerry Springer show. Today, we're looking at men who finger their friends under the guys of them being beluga whales We have Zach here with us. Hello, and we have Broden. Hi, I'm Broden Kelly to my career. So

Zach why don't you explain to us what's been going on? Okay, Jerry. Jerry. Yeah, I'm here. I'm right here. Stop staying my name Sorry Jerry, I'm here. I'm right here. Stop saying my name. Sorry. So I have been good friends with Mark and Broden for five years. That's so cool for 900 years. And I finger them both. Mark sometimes pretends to be a beluga whale. And now it's time for my final thought. Okay. Sometimes when you're fingering your friends and they're pretending to be whales, it can get messy. Where do you think of it? Excuse me.

Well, that's, you've interrupted my final thought. Mm. Not happy about it. Mm. Pretty, if it's not, it hasn't happened in 20 years of doing this show. Jerry Springer, can I take this opportunity to say?

You know, not everyone has a final thought on their team. I coined the final thought. I coined it. I coined your asshole. I know. I'm next to you. I'll be looking at men who coined Jerry Springer's asshole. We have Bron and Kelly here. Hello. Bron. Now for my final thought. Hey, have brought in Kelly here. Hello. Um, bro now for my final thought. Hey, putting coins in an ass hole. No, hell is going on. You've been pumped. You're on Ashton Kucho's 2005 program. Oh, she. Hey, it's me, Ashton Kucho. What? Hey, it's me, Ashton Kucho. No, that's not his voice. That's not an Ashton Kucho. Hey, Ashton Kucho. It's me, Aston Kutcher. No, that's not his voice. That's not his voice. That's not your voice. That's me, Aston Kutcher.

Hey, Aston Kutcher. It's me, Aston Kutcher. I'm Aston Kutcher's GOOTCH. Thanks to my handsome looks, a great comedic sense of ability. Foocher. Ducha. And I'm just a little bit hairy and respite

between Aston's asshole and scrote. He does, it's true. I'm a millionaire. I invested in Twitter. Hey, Ashton, give me waxed. Yeah, okay, but first of all, would you like, can I do it on my holiday destination of Ashton Noosa? I am Ashton Stanley Tucha. Noosa, he just made an offer for you to be Noosa.

I'm Ashton Noosa. I do like, Can you be both? Yeah, I'm Stanley noosa Stanley noosa. I'm Stanley to Chi and noosa. It's great to be here. I was in Hunger Games Oh, it's so beautiful. Stanley to Chi. Yeah, probably one of my favorite actors. I am a Seasoned Older actor and I am in a lot of films. And I'm a great actor. I'm really happy to be myself.

I'll just be present in scenes. I think you're a fantastic actor. Thank you, Aston Kutcher. What do you think Aston Kutcher? I think it's a little bit hot in here. Oh, you're a good. Oh my good. I've got my legs crossed.

So my good is the bit squished all up. So do you have any questions for me, Ashton Kutcher? Yeah, well you're talking about it. What is great time? What's your process? I just love to read the script. I have a read of the script and if there's like jokes in it, I think about how I could say the jokes to make the people laugh.

And I just love being a good. He's a good, he's my good. A publicist is calling me, I'll call her back. I don't want to take the good know. Oh, no. No, I won't take the call from our publicist. One of the best in Australia. One of the best.

You can probably broke the illusion. Did this is the kind of stuff you think we'll be talking about on Triple J breakfast on Friday? Oh, we don't want it for this Friday. No, next Friday. Next Friday. Next Friday. No! Maybe!

What do you think we should talk about? Should we talk about Ashton Goucci? I would call in! You ever had Ashton Goucci? I'd love to at least talk about the fact that that's a character that exists now. I'd like to keep that going. I don't think it's something's quite funny about Aston Gucha.

I've got an itch and itch in my Aston Gucha. It's me, I'm Aston Gucha. I'm Aston Gucha, itcoaches. Can't, what not, I'm Aston. Oh, Aston Gucha's can't just hair to stroke. A stroke. Well, let's go again. I'm A Is that good? Just cut his hair to stroke A stroke Well, let's go again, I'm asked in good I can do it, I can do it

And this is my good How do you do? Good Hello, I'm asked in good Star of 70's Shusha I love to scratch my good And here he is Well hello, yeah, I'm asked in good I love to scratch my Gucci and here he is.

Well hello, yeah, I'm Ashton Gucci, Ashton Gucci's Gucci. I love being a bit of skin that's got a seam between your throat and your asshole. Hey, if you get me waxed, I've always wondered if I would tear, would I tear? Can you tear a Gucci? Can you tear a Gucci? Where is it?

Ladies and gentlemen, can you Terragut dances? Terragut, can you Terragut? Can you Terragut? Can you Terragut? Hey, now listen guys, I know you think you've been sitting with Broden Kelly, your confidants and colleague of the Passwhibeers, but it's not me. So he's taking off his mask to reveal his own face again?

It's me, a funding body. Okay, cool. I want to give you four dollars to come up. I'm going to commission you to make Ashton Gutsher to a webisode. That's amazing. Can I please speak to my Gooch for a moment? Sure, take your time. I'm just going to go pay for it. Don't worry about these coffees. I got them. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about that French toast. And don't worry about that. Kid will poach. All right. I've got this. I don't know. I didn't order. You guys want to dessert? Yeah, I would love it great. I mean, I don't need I'm just I'm a gooch But you are one you're like a bit of like toast to rest. I have a fudge brownie. I can't right. Yes Oh, and I don't have a great look. I do want to I don't want a fudge brownie because I'm near a poo-pull

And I like fudge I just feel like chocolate. I've got a sweet tooth. I should do to go to Gucci Gucci you're making a fool out of us. I'm making a fool out of us. You're the one who's just turned down ABC I view for a four dollar commission. Now it's even more than we had for our ABC pilot. I haven't said anything to this funding body. I'm just going to pay for the coffees.

Shut up. Sorry. I shouldn't do that. This is a wonderful opportunity. I haven't had an opportunity like this since jobs. The feature film about Steve Jobs that came out like a week after he died. Look, all I want to say is, you've spent so much of your time running around. Don't worry about these coffees, guys. We know. We understand. We get it. Give us a second. You've spent so much time running around trying to make it in the big smoke.

You know what you've forgotten about? What? Your gooch. Sure. Sure. Sorry, they don't have fudge brownies. Go, we get it. I'll give you a butter caramel, whatever.

I'm so sorry. I'm a gooch, I don't eat. Oh my god. I shouldn't goochcher, listen to me. Okay. Okay. This could be, this could change things. I've started talking like you. Yeah, no, that's not...

I'll figure the character out. Yeah, alright. You can talk like me if you want. I studied Aston Kutcher for years to get this right. I studied Aston Kutcher's GOOTCH for years to get this right. I started, I studied Ashton Kooch's Gooch for years to get this right. I'm still, I'm still Stanley Tucci here. I'm Stanley Tucci. Stanley Tucci. Stanley Tucci, I loved you in the second one.

I loved, I loved you in that episode at SVU. You undoubtedly did. I'm not sure, really? Just everyone's done one. I am. I'm, you undoubtedly did. I'm not sure, just everyone's done one. I'm sure you did one. I like me in, I don't know if you actually did one. I liked me in, um, fucking, what's the one? The one, the one on the Oscars this year.

Um, oh yes. Yeah. Fuck. You're the, the revenant. No, I know the one. You're the revenant, I am a warrior. Yeah, I recited the globe, not globe the inside of what's the magazine? The Washington Post Washington Post but it's that someone is there was the

Spotlight spotlight spotlight the spotlight spotlight spotlight Spotlight spotlight why am I talking like this? I like the dick div isn't it? Um, dick to what? I think you made it it's a dick to make some assumptions about me ashton kutcher No, it's just the word has dick in it. Okay, so um If anyone is managed to listen this long, we want to thank you so much for supporting the

podcast. Right. Listen to the podcast. Can I do some thank yous? I love it. Yes, please. I think Telstra. Yeah. Telstra just like none of us are with Telstra, but just for being a A plus service provider, Tom wanted to let us know that he is, it doesn't fucking matter Tom, you're not a part of the podcast, you record them and you edit them, your voice isn't important. Dog. You're a loader. Can I do a thank you?

Yeah. I'd love to thank Twitter, because they call on it. It's just a fact, I know about Ashton Kutcher. I'd like to thank AGL, the Australian guest provider. Is there someone else that maybe you're missing Ashton that you wanted to thank? I guess I want to thank my balls and my asshole. Okay. Is there something maybe in between that you're missing?

Something in the middle? A Gucci? Oh, no, I don't want to thank my Gucci. I hate my Gucci. I hate my Gucci. I hate my Gucci. I've always hated you, Aston Gutsha. Come in. Come in. It's just me, Aston Gutsha. I don't know why I knocked. I'm a Gucci. I'd like to thank FoxTill. Oh good. Aston. I have cancer. Ah That means I have cancer. No, yeah, that is no hell because if I've got cancer on my goose No, I'm a whole no, I'm a whole person who thinks they're your good. Oh my good. Hello I'm machine

Coaches, action, good, just cancer, doaches. Oh Coaches, Sashin, Goaches, Cancer, Doaches. Oh, Cancer, Goaches, Cancer, Cancer, Goaches. I brought you a hat. Oh, what the huts say? You big cuck. I am a cuck. Good night, Australia. Good night, Australia.

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