Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 11 Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER

Episode Date: September 28, 2016

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list-noth production. You listen to the only ton of podcasts. The greatest fucking book I've seen a while. Burn my Kentucky sometimes and guess. We hope you enjoy the part of a fucking podcast. Podcast! Sat. You okay?
Starting point is 00:00:21 Sorry. Podcast! Alright, we got Michelle Braze. You okay? Sorry. Podcast! We got Michelle Brazier in the studio. A back part two of the Antidona podcast with Michelle Brazier. The last time we were... Sorry, what were you you gonna say, bro? I Hey Come on come on
Starting point is 00:00:50 No, I'm like come on the last time All right, okay, all right, sorry. I got a big fucking dick and I look everyone I've seen him multiple times and it's it's very decent big big big big thing boy It's what I say is a big boy with a big I big. It's a big boy. That's what I've said. He's a big boy with a big, I mean, he's got pretty big feet, you know what that means. Ha, ha, ha. You're a big shoe.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Yeah. Nice. I went, I bought a, we got Michelle Brazier in the studio again. Say hello to everyone, Michelle. Hello, everyone. Thank you so much for doing that. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:01:22 And thank you so much for doing this. That's okay. I was you so much for doing this. That's okay. I was just gonna tell a little anecdote about how I bought some timberlands the other day. Ooh. Expensive shoes. Yeah. You never spent that much money on shoes before. That's a good idea.
Starting point is 00:01:35 I don't want to say it's huge. Three hundred. Three hundred. You two hundred? Yeah, it was not. Was it actually three hundred? Two hundred and seventy nine. It's an expensive shoe.
Starting point is 00:01:44 It's an expensive shoe, but the water proof but they're waterproof and you know what I feel like they're going to last me forever. I've never spent that much money on anything before except my mental health. What's that done? It's a damn much shank. Yeah, it's a damn shank. As a health. Damn shank.
Starting point is 00:01:57 You're the end. I'm on catch-up Medicare. Can you say waterproof? When you say waterproof, are you saying that you could say Trudge round in the coral reef? Well, this is the thing. Is that they say guaranteed 100% waterproof. But I feel like if I were to get a kettle, boil the kettle and tip it on top of my feet, it's going to go straight through.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Should we do it? Yes. Sure. Sure. Yes. OK. I think it just means you know when we went to the snow. No We went to the snow would you wear your expensive Timberlands in the snow? Well, that's what they thought
Starting point is 00:02:33 They're there are there are there are hiking shoe. They're meant to be worn. They're meant to be It's all about venture but Timberlands, but you keep saying Timberland very clearly very pronounced Thank you keep saying it as if you've got an agenda or if Someone's maybe given you funding no no that hasn't happened that hasn't happened so let's move on can I just say I bought a new pair of shoes yesterday Well, yeah, the Nelly Frittados. Oh, oh New parent Nelly news. New pair and Nelly for Tato. They're more like a tennis shoe. Yeah, they're a hot, a Spanish hot.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Yeah, they're very hot, interesting choice. Of poppastats or a lathe shoe too. It was very impressive. Early noughties. A symbol end collaborator I would have gone like a spears or a Aguilera a fatato is so good I'm really impressed with you guys like mine yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:03:33 they're one republics yeah fantastic fantastic and your shoes Michelle what are they? John you got a hot heel going on there John the man from Blue Healers. John Woods, John Woods, the co-lips of the John Woods. Dear friend of Auntie Donna, now Michelle, the last time we were talking to you, you were talking about getting fingered for the first
Starting point is 00:03:54 time. That was about seven weeks ago. I did. We had to have you back in. We just had to have you back in because we were dying to Yeah. Could you please regale us with the story of the first time you were thinking? I'm so worried about this. Stop saying that. So I'm in, I'm in year nine. It's, we're in, we're in Wagar. Yeah. So it's not my fault.
Starting point is 00:04:19 Wagar Wagar. It's the teen pregnancy capital of Australia. Is it really? Yes. There's nothing to do except get fingered. And we've got a skate park now. You know, you can't get pregnant from fingering. That's what he told me back.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Do you think that will like the council went, or too many, too many chicks are getting fingered? We can't, we've got to, can we put in a skate park please? But we showed, I got fingered at the skate park, so we showed them. Hey guys, do you know the number one capital in Australia for fucking my pants? Oh. Damn, and I tell you what, I can confirm that.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Bloody dare. I fuck so much. In your pants. Yeah. Roll into your pants. Yeah, so you fuck tie with that. I would say. So do you wear a button fly or a zip fly?
Starting point is 00:05:06 This is a zip fly. Because I was going to say, like, because obviously you're not taking off your pants. So as the fucking happening in the pant, I would argue, Broden, that you have to be very careful, because if your fucking out, if your penis is coming out of your pants, with the zip, I just see a whole world of trouble waiting for you. I think he's got a pair of, if I may, I think he's got a very large pair of fishermen's pants. Not the capital. It's not the capital of what? I just wanted to, I wanted to people to think I
Starting point is 00:05:38 fuck a lot. I don't have to lie to us. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Like, why did you say that? I was standing here creating a fisherman's pants scenario for you where you can climb in. Bro, you know what I see when I look at you? A big, big dick. I see a big, big dick. Yeah. And so that's something you can just hold onto. Big dick we all see. Yeah, I mean, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I mean, I was brought up sitting across the table from me and I'm holding onto it right now.
Starting point is 00:06:06 I wish I could hold onto it. My dick's too big. It's too big for me. It's not okay. It's just unfortunate. Don't feel as cool as you are. Unfortunately, it is very thin. It's very thin.
Starting point is 00:06:15 It's thick. It's like a pipe cleaner. See, this is the thing. I got a very short, very wide dick. Yeah. It looks like a dim sim win or act. Yeah. You guys should see mine. Yeah. What's your, what's your dick like? My dick looks like a Paragion woods on a broom.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Just two, two, two, two Aussie-actic, two, you know, people who had a career I can't look Australian I can't look Australian actors on a broom on a broom I can't wait but I think the two words are made here yeah I was gonna say is that the knob or the ball portion no that's the knob is two John Woods and then your balls are just sort of flattened bristly I don't have balls because I'm a woman
Starting point is 00:07:02 I'm sorry I'm sorry I don't know why I assumed that that's that's rude of me Where I've got a cock you can set your watch to oh really yeah, wow Because there's lots of cogs in it And so if your watch is broken you just take one of the cogs. You got to miss a minute Yeah, I got to miss the minute. I got to miss the minute. Mark has an atomic clock for a cock. Mark's atomic cock. A genie popped out of a little genie bottle.
Starting point is 00:07:34 It was like, hello Mark, what do you watch? He wanted an atomic cock. And he got it. But he got it. So you're in the A9, you're in Wogglewagger. You're in Max class. you finished having a skate. Yeah, I had a skate. I was now time to mass class Mr Didn't like me very much wasn't by miss
Starting point is 00:07:54 Just by a boy. Yeah, you really In the middle I was dead set I was sitting in the front. I was sitting in the goddamn front That's right ring ring ring. Oh, yes, We got a call if I think it might be for you. Ring ring. Yeah. Oh, Hello Michelle, Brazier speaking. Mr I'm bloody mass teacher. Oh God tell people I finger. I'll never finger you once. Oh, Mr I wouldn't finger you're here. I wouldn't finger you there. I wouldn't think you're on a beach. I wouldn't think you had a reach
Starting point is 00:08:27 Hey, Mr. Now can we doing so many poems because I'm I Had a stroke Are you okay? No, no, I had to regain my equilibrium. I had to my ability to talk Oh my goodness. I'm gonna oh my equilibrium. I had to, my ability to talk. Oh my goodness. I'm gonna, oh my go. I'll fuck this. I'll fuck this. No, no.
Starting point is 00:08:49 I'll just ring ring ring ring. Michelle, I think there's a- Hello, Michelle, thank you. I just do star hash, like for a three way. Please. Hello, hello. Yes, hello. Hello, hello.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Miss. Yes? Who's that? This is your doctor. I've been looking for you. What are you doing? Where are you? I'm on a phone call. I've been... Oh, you in the phone room?
Starting point is 00:09:09 Yeah. Where are you from? Michelle? Yes? You shouldn't be encouraging Mr... Ever since the stroke. He's been... He's been getting very confused. Listen to me, Dr... Fernand...
Starting point is 00:09:21 Yep. That's my name. Dr Fernand. I've had enough of you telling Mr. what he can and cannot do. I can figure if I want. He can finger whoever he wants. Not students. Michelle's 18. I'm 18.
Starting point is 00:09:35 I'm a girl of 18. Michelle is 18. You got to justify it for her. And you're allowed if I'm free of sure. I'm going to cut all of that So I missed the wasn't fingering you no it wasn't just I just need to get a picture in my mind What are the desks see you at Wagar Wagarine here nine? We don't have pictures Sit in a circle. Oh really you're sitting in a circle.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Yeah. Is that funny? Is that saying that because it's funny for the store? No, we really have desks. We've got desks. Are they, you know, those individual ones? No, no, no, it's just like a table. You've got a long table with like lots of people sitting at the table. Okay, cool. When you say desks, did you also have tech decks? Yeah, we had tech decks. Yeah, fuck yeah, they were such a such a craze. Do a in the 90s. Did they ever win toy of the year? I don't know. I know the yo-yo. They did damn well. Shoot had put it in the comments. Nothing is done for effects with Zach on that one, but anyway I'll prepare one. I'll get your facts with Zach to attend the show. I'll be great. Oh no, it's always about shopping centers. Maybe for this, maybe for this Facts for Zach, we can use the song that some fans sent in. Oh yeah, that's a great idea.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Well, like let me go do that later. So it's a long day. If I do not hear how Michelle was fingered in the end line for for the first time. I'm gonna fucking scream So please didn't sound creepy at all No, I just I just I just It's it no my need to hear this story. Oh Here's stop being such a brood like recently recently I What do you like 27? I just like the end of tail Getting fingered all the time like not like no sex just fingered like I don't do that
Starting point is 00:11:43 I'm not that kind of girl. I'm just into fingering please Because a woman a god Bang bang. I got it too. I got a tattoo on my Lois stomach that says bang bang fingers only and then a picture of a deep with all those like no On your Montpubus it is I went to Montpubus? It is. You're Montpubus? Oh, it's a Montpubus. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:08 That's like an old boy school. Listen, boys, welcome to the year the full school assembly at Montpubus. I think that's where they sent Mr. Thompson. He's the principal at Montpubus secondary college. I hear some Montpubus old boys, get together at the first Wednesday of every month. You just remember boys. I forget that when we have guests at the school,
Starting point is 00:12:33 you are representing Montpubus, and you need to contact yourself appropriately. Now, we've got a Montpubus old boy here. Well, I really wanted to sketch about old boys. I feel like old boys are the funniest thing in the fucking world. Just like move the fuck off. Like what do you mean, old boy? Even in the title, you're an old boy.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Sam, you're gonna let go of one of those things, man. You're a lawyer now. You're a big business lawyer. You got all the money in the world. Move on. Just live in that little Korean bunker and and just stop trying to escape no no no no no no no no you don't see what's happened here what you've got confused with the Korean film
Starting point is 00:13:15 um old boy old boy what are you talking about the American Spike Lee remake Yeah Isn't that a Josh Brolin? I think yeah, it's brought on Yeah, it's happened all happy just and there and there there's a bug girl in Guardians of the Galaxy Number two that was in it as well cool. You're in maths. You go and I need a copper thing Well, no, what give me a ditch and I need a copper thing. Well, no. Give me a ditch. I didn't know, because I didn't know. I didn't know what it was to need a ditch.
Starting point is 00:13:51 I'm just young. I'm just a young girl. Wait, is this legal? Can you get finger for legal? For legal? No, no, I think if you were both 16, 15, 14, 15, yeah, if you're both consenting teens, then you can figure. I think it's fine, each other. It was like, it was a day yeah, 15. Yeah, if you're both consenting teens, then you can figure.
Starting point is 00:14:06 I think it's fine, each other. It was like, it was a day we'd made paper planes, so it was like all quiet, like, you know, erotic, in the air. Eroticism was in the air. Oh my. I don't know if I'm gonna tell it. I just wanna keep, like,
Starting point is 00:14:20 how you have every right to keep telling me, like, keep bringing me on top of that. You won't tell it it you'll tell it now Just the idea of our first female guest three minutes Our first Fee Tell us We will make it tell us story
Starting point is 00:14:34 Tell us your tell us now No you can what was the last time you got fingered Well I was in barley On a beach. No, I've not been fingered personally. Closer to I've been to being fingered is when we were in Edinburgh for the first time. You were there. Not that you've been fingering me. I might have.
Starting point is 00:14:59 It's Edinburgh. Come on guys. I was listening to my voice and I pushed pushed so hard you need your stomach muscles to Support yourself your voice and I pushed so hard that as bit of my ass came out of my ass I've got a hemorrhoid and I would argue that's the opposite of being a thing at a brother, but then I Put my finger in my ass with cream to reduce the hemorrhoid. Is that where the cream went? I just thought it went around. Are you going to put on the hemorrhoids?
Starting point is 00:15:27 Do you reduce the information? Well, you know, a finger up the bottom is not... Amongst friends, it's... Yeah, it's not... We've all got a finger in each other's bottoms. I have had... Sorry, just to paint that picture. Yeah, we are all for everyone at home.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Sitting in a circle. Sitting in a circle. Sitting in a circle. Please, Michelle. Sitting in a circle, all wearing purple, is it's a safe color. It makes people feel safe. It's just an international finger color. Yeah, it's the fingering color.
Starting point is 00:15:56 We've just put it done a little bit about yum, and then we'll just put it in each other's little box. We've been sitting on each other's fingers for the entire podcast. When I was a butter boy, I had two enemas. So I... DOS, enemas. Enemies of the state blink when I two album.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Great, and Enemy of the state, which I used to call Enemies of the state, which is the classic Will Smith film. Classic film. No, I had a plastic tube stuck up my ass, and then they released some fluids to break down the constipation. Who? And then I had...
Starting point is 00:16:33 80 Greens Mark. Oh, tell me I was after that. I've been the fiber king. I think what's powerful about that film is, it was the first time I think for a country, as the United States of America, we went. Are we being watched? I think that's from everything and I think we what we went. Maybe, maybe Uncle Tom, maybe that that window should be shared a bit. Maybe what is privacy? I think for me that
Starting point is 00:17:00 the part I really got from that film was the notion that you can take a grainy piece of video footage, ungray it and then enhance it and then turn the picture around to find out what's in the bag. For me the most positive thing about that film of the thing that I learned is that you can take interesting comedic actors such as Jack Black or Seth Green and cast them in a more dramatic role and not typecast people like that. Yes, ma'am. For me, that's what really got to be. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.'s what really got. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
Starting point is 00:17:47 God Michelle's wiggling her finger. I'm so sorry. I'm very sorry about Seth Green. Please please just keep me Two actors from that film who who are also in the classic Film you know game-changing film saving private Ryan the the fat cunt And the end of every and the one you know is fucking name you know this shit Is the point it to me by the way the sack I know all that shit 90 act 90s actors like Geno VZ Root Geno Vani Rebezi and stuff like that. I know Jan of any Rebezi G of any Rebezi That's about it, but the skinny face and he's the sharp shooter and saving private ride
Starting point is 00:18:27 But then he's also in that film as one of the muscle man anyway, we'll talk about this off here cuz I actually want to talk Oh, I know you're talking about yeah, I don't know his name, but I know exactly He had a great little career there. He's also in Green Mile. He's one of the guards in Green Mile I really like him. Oh like the old no stupid stupid dumb fucking cunt Stupid piece of shit. I'm sorry. It doesn't time for facts with Zach. Back with Zach Please Michelle that was it. That was great. That's great. Keep going. I'm really worried No, please no, we're Are you worried that we're Diverting from the story too much about the the finger, I wanna, I gotta hear it.
Starting point is 00:19:05 I gotta hear the endless story. And not in a creepy way, not in a way where it's like, oh, what a hear-a-air, my friend's push-got-poked. It's more about- That's exactly. That's what. What happened? Oh, no, what, no, it's just because it's like
Starting point is 00:19:19 getting halfway through a good novel. Yeah. And then somebody, if that novel is a bit ****, a teen getting fingered in Mr. ****** man. Yeah, like a roll dial S store. You know, a couple of rules in this class. So I want you to work hard.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Every time I give in a summon, I want you to do your best. And I want you to have to get in. And I every time I want you to do your best. Number two, I want you to pay attention. I want to see no phones in this class. So I want to see, you're on the 8-get-you calendar calculator out of your meat. Since the start of your stroke right there. And then on the third one, I don't want you're on the get your calendar calculator out of you made it since the start of your stroke right there
Starting point is 00:19:45 And then on the third one. I don't want you to poke pulse no poke and pulse in here This is a no poke pulse. Sorry. You can poke your pulse under the smoke history You can poke pulse at a hotel that you hire. Yes, but you can poke pulse anywhere you want But not in my class. We're doing algebra, we're doing fractions, but we're not poking posts. Maybe a little bit of butt stuff. A butt stuff, yeah, we can do butt stuff. Everyone else was doing butt stuff.
Starting point is 00:20:11 You can tongue a bung. You can tongue a bung. And isn't that just the greatest example of the patriarchy that I've ever heard? Yeah. Mr. ****. If you are listening right now in your stroke chair,
Starting point is 00:20:24 why is it? Why? We got to make sure he hasn in your stroke chair, why is it? Why we got to make sure he hasn't had a stroke? Why is it? But we also have to address the fact that he has a chair specifically for his stroke. Yes. You got a stroke chair. You get a stroke chair? You get that when you get your first stroke.
Starting point is 00:20:38 They give you a stroke chair. They give you a spoon if you're born on Australia day. Yeah, like a ring if you're good at American day. Yeah, or like a like a ring if you good at American football, I don't know. So miss the tombs. Wait, did you just get that because you've seen a span to repeat? I understand where both of you are swimming from. I'm sitting in the middle of it. I'm in a bowl. The whole plot revolves around the American football and and the guy who run a row and a certain style Maybe that's where I got the ball I think it's just general knowledge, I think it's really interesting
Starting point is 00:21:10 American football is a culture if you get a ring if you win the premiership If you just selected game, anyway, I said a game thing, I thought it was just a football game Guys, I just first said, have you guys seen Minority Report? Yes, I love Minority Report It's my favorite film Really? I'm such a big fan reports. It's my favorite film. Really? Yeah. I'm such a big fan of it. It's your favorite film. Yeah, I just really interested in what's favorite film. A big day. It's very good. It's very good. Watch a little bit of minority report. What? You're saying that's
Starting point is 00:21:36 better for you than Turner and Hooch. Yeah. It's better for you than. Yeah, definitely. Turner and Hooch is a seminal art. It's better for you than Lord of the Rings return of the King. Yeah, even better than that. Better the better for you and men. It's so good. Have you ever been in the Star Wars game? I've seen a version of a show of filmers through it. You can move all the stuff.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Make sure it's through. With your hands. It's so good. I want to, please keep talking about my naori port. I'm getting such a stiff. No, that's just, it's just really good. Like it's a really good story. It's a really exciting story.
Starting point is 00:22:12 It's a really exciting soundtrack. Here's what I love about it. Right. Here's what I love about it. Everything. Is that they took everything. But they took a Philip Cate Dick idea, right? Great sci-fi writer, phenomenal sort of like mind, right? We get it, right.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Yeah, right. And they take this incredible concept that, you know, it's very philosophical and talks about all these amazing things and then turn to that. Broughton is making fart noises with a balloon while I'm very seriously trying to discuss what I love about the film minority report. They took that and they turned it into an action.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Okay, excuse me, man. No, it's okay. No, no, no, no. No, we were talking about minority report in our own time. That's fine. Did you have that? Michelle, I really, I promise I'm done. I promise I'm done.
Starting point is 00:23:07 They... they turn... you're not... I can... I can see you right now and you're blowing up a balloon that has Patslotto $30 million jackpot. They gave it to me from the frame. I'm not. I went to the place. You are? He isn't. I can vouch for him right now. Mark, I've worked with you for five years. I respect you. I think you're fantastic before my
Starting point is 00:23:26 thing. You're a fantastic rider. Thank you. Everything you touch turns to the god you got the modest touch. Fantastic in the Wizard of Oz. You deserve the best sporting enter in that and you're a great rider. Go ahead do this. Okay. I'm done. I'm done for the day. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. My voice isn't respected here. Wow. And you don't want to hear about my thoughts on my minority port.
Starting point is 00:23:55 I was having a great time from Michelle. Michelle, I really wanted to hear what you liked about my minority report. Yeah. What do you like about it? Well, I just like... As a woman. Oh, I just feel like my voice isn't being heard because something's being heard because Broden thinks it would be a really good idea. Well, Mark and I are trying to have an intellectual, you know, at the
Starting point is 00:24:20 movies chat. We should do at the movies. We should do at the movies and let's only review my nose. I'm not gonna report it. Every stimulus week and the protein come on. Hey. Genuinely, genuinely that is a great YouTube channel. Well, it's a good video. We only have you. And it's probably five stars. Five stars every week.
Starting point is 00:24:41 It's a single week. That's a really funny. 110% committed to this. We're fucking doing that. I give it to Michelle and I have the same agent. His name is Ian White. And he asked us to deal with some serious scenes together for our show really. So we have the serious scenes. Which I keep do this instead. Every week I talk to him, it's just like we need you to get your show real up Mark. I go I'm doing it baby. I'm getting serious scenes stuff, I never do it. I'm a bad person. I'm exactly the same in mind. Yeah, it's real hard. Well, because we not as soon as we put up a serious show real. Oh, that's that people's thing. But people's that gets out.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Get out. That's a serious show. Like you just want to see. I just want to see. I just want to see. For boys it's yelling and for girls it's being broken up. Oh my. Every woman's show. We're in the kitchen. We're in a 70's kitchen. It's a friend's share house in Brunswick. All right. You can be the girl getting broken up with it
Starting point is 00:25:45 I'll be the boy yelling okay you start Michelle What are you doing drop the knife? I'm trying drop the knife Michelle. I am trying I swear to God look I don't know what knife! Sack, I'm trying! Drop the knife, Michelle! I am trying! I swear to God! Look, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I don't love you! Why? Can't you won't drop the knife?
Starting point is 00:26:12 If I put it down, Zach, if I put it down, if I put it... There's niche, and then there's niche. Ha ha ha! Mark's referenced the cat McBarran three months ago. A twice-seem! Twice, I referenced a girl that went to our university that would not listen to this,
Starting point is 00:26:30 and anyone who knows her would not listen to this. I listened to this, and I know her. That was just for me. That's all I am. But that is less than me. We're talking about people who want to be actors. So that's not, get rid of 90% of the popular. Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Then, say... Then talk about show reals. I don't think is as common of a concept of people as... No, not at all. Which is why you prepare little scenes. Yeah. Just make sure by, you know. You put them on the play and you put it on the internet
Starting point is 00:27:03 for people who might give you jobs. And then, CUNS, who think they've got a proper career that, uh, put other people in shows, watch it and go, oh yeah. I was going to do a show real once, just for, just for my own comedic head to table. I was going to do a show real of me to- I'm serious, baby. It is 70's kitchen, yelling at a girl to put down the knife. And I was going to put it on my Facebook and say, guys, I've got a new show real hard. Show real hard.
Starting point is 00:27:28 I have a show real, cause Ian wanted me to have a show real hard. But they're important. And they're important. And they're important. And they're important. And they're important. And they're important. And they're important.
Starting point is 00:27:39 And they're important. And they're important. And they're important. And they're important. And they're important. And they're important. And they're important. And they're important. And they're important. And they're important. I don't know if it's just the Renault ad, which is just me improvising with this poor Danish or Dutch. I don't know, but it's famous, so I'm sorry. Formula One driver and chasing him around a track
Starting point is 00:27:50 and then Arnie Donner, and that's all of my show real. That's a great job. This is what I can do, the same thing. Three times. It's brutal. All right, so you're in year nine. You're in Muggle Walker. You're in mass class.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Miss the f***er, just how did it happen? Let me see. It's chatting. He's got the chalkboard. Because in my day, that's chalkboard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not mad. He's 7.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Yeah. Yes. Chalkboards and skate parts. Yeah, chalkboard. That's the name of you. Chalkboard. Chalkboard. Chalkboards.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Yes, yes, yes. You sit next to someone. Keep going. Talk about the color of the camera. Talk about the color of the camera. Yes, yes, yes, yes. You sit next to someone. Can we just take a mild division of the chalkboard? For fuck's sake. For the shell brazier. You're having a acoustic.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Yeah. Tch, tch, tch, tch. Tch, tch, tch. It's a skateboard. The hue, how, eh. I'm watching out on my version. Three. That's a sort of thing. It's like I was already here.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Play that in the background while you're having rice dinner at your in-laws. Yeah, yeah. Alright. Troublesque Boards, year nine. Come on. Push through. I've got to get there. So there's this boy who definitely is an anti-donna fan and hopefully we'll be listening to this.
Starting point is 00:29:06 He was in year 9. He was in year 9. An anti-donna fan. Yeah. Pre-YouTube. Pre-YouTube. No, no, he is now. No, yes, no, he was then.
Starting point is 00:29:14 He came out of the womb like, give me come jokes and you guys are like, here they are. Give them to your babies. We'll give you a playlist of them. Yep, yep, yep. So we went out, we went out for one week. Yeah. And he and I was very exciting and that we had, there were paper planes and I know we're running out of time
Starting point is 00:29:33 to get a picture. Actually, I think we are out of time. No, no, no, push through, push through paper planes. There were paper planes. They're quite unique. So you get an all. And there was a chalkboard in Sky Park. I've seen a film paper planes, they're quite Yonik so you get an all and there was a chalkboard in Skylar. I have seen I did a voiceover for the great story for another time. Story for another time.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Story for another time. I can speak Japanese. Excellent. And I got you to you. Yes, so part of that is, did you pan and then you did some background audio. Right. Push through. So what sort of audio will you do? Fuck you, Zach. I know exactly what you're doing.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Come on. I'm having a good time. I'm like, yay. Like in Japanese, you know. Yeah, fantastic. So like that. Yeah. It's really good.
Starting point is 00:30:20 And. I got fingered. That's such a tough, yeah. Thanks so much for your time, Michelle. It's absolutely a pleasureered. That's so much time. Fuck! Yeah, thanks so much for your time, Michelle. It's absolutely a pleasure. And thank you so much for your work in 1999. You're an absolutely pleasure.
Starting point is 00:30:30 People love you. You're so great. You should see Michelle do her work. And you tell me you're seere available. Just quickly. Mommy's see me available. Actually, mad, right? This is fucking bullshit.
Starting point is 00:30:42 He's not even funny, mad. He's just... There's nothing funnier than fingering. Like, from both, there is one thing funnier. What? Markup said. Good run is dry. Fuckin' bullshit. Love you, bye. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast.
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