Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 12 Feat. DEMI LARDNER

Episode Date: October 5, 2016

Please be advised that this podcast is fucked. It contains potentially upsetting and disturbing content. It is offensive, rude and just down right horrible. This podcast should not be listened to by anyone.This is in part due to Demi Lardner you can thank her here:facebook.com/demilardner69heheTwitter: @ DemiLardnerInsty: @ lardbagDemi’s Podcast: itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/we-ar…d1055598394?mt=2Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list-knife production. You know it really doesn't get it anywhere. You got to play the field and keep it real for you No way for you no way so if you don't pay just overcome and say you know You know really don't get it anyway Hey, hey, welcome to the audience on a podcast Love's wanna be so hey, hey, welcome to the anti-donna podcast Seconds over that's not the done a podcast theme song So I for a walk Fuck you too Fuck you

Good game, I'm on it And I'm in need all right, it's that smash up Zach just did a little mash up there of Because losing his mind I was little mash up of a man slowly losing his mind Welcome to the city on a podcast. I am Mark Broden and Zach and we've got here with us Demi Ladna Cheel-oaks be in a bitch Demi how are you? Oh, man. Oh, no. Oh, what's wrong with Demi?

I'm feeling a little bit sad. Oh, no. What have come? Oh, I can't eat a big coming. My daddy's sweet big. What? He's the only place I'm ready to do it. And my daddy's so hungry.

Sorry, what? What? You did a... hold on, let's break this down. Sorry. You did a big comment, your daddy's a weak fix. Yeah. And you're upset because it's the only... He was hungry.

He's so hungry. Shut up. And that's the only place you know where to do it Okay I Because the last time we did a podcast with Demi which was ages ago I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. I can't. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I. I can. I can. I. I can. I can. I. I can. I can. I. I can. I can. I can. I. I can. I. I can. I can. I. I can. I. I can. I can. I. I can. I. I can. I. I. I. I. anything that ever I would just start talking about Dicks straight away and Demi immediately talked about coming into a bowl of a ball of a pink pig. That's where you got wrong. She did a girl come. Yeah. You had her own normal and suspended fuck. No. I was I meant it not just Dicks. I meant like

like. Oh wow. I'm back in. I'm back in. I'm back in. I'm trying to back in. No. I can wait. I can wait. Sorry. I can wait here. I can wait here all lunch it's your lunchtime Excuse me. It's excuse me. It's your three's lunchtime So we're counting into now with your distractions all three of you will wait here until it's done Okay, so I need quiet from all of you, but mr. Goodsama. I said be quiet mr. Goodsama Zack this is your love. Zach, take, spread. Zach, okay, it's the first, you've got a tag, Zach, you better shut up, man. Sam? What? Sam? I'm Mark. I know, I've just had a bit of a brain hemorrhage, that's

a strike for you. What? Mr. Good Samanas, can I say one thing? That's bullshit. Mr. Good Samanas. I can wait here, I'll, fine,, final. Okay, wait, can I say one thing? You'll keep your back after class. Sorry, me. Just did a spray all over a dad's wheat biggs, okay? She did a big spray. Oh, I heard. And this is just going eating into your lunchtime.

Sorry, I was gonna say it's your own question. I used the funnel. I was gonna press the funnel. Mr. Gu-chimanus. Oh! Is it alright if I get a bathroom pass? I got my Gucci's itchy. I don't think I'm off that private.

Hey sir, do you know what a Gucci is? Mark, I think your dad would be really disappointed in you. Well that's dead. No, he's not Charlie Bonanno and I've worked with him before and I think... Listen. I forget he's me, Mark. Mark, that's a butcher. I know it's cool to with him before and I think listen I know it's cool to act fun in front of your friends here, but you know that your dad is very disappointed in the way you act last semester And you need to start I

Know you're trying to be good some on I need you to be cool in front of your friend You know want to be cool in front of your friends, but listen your dad is counting on you to work your ass off and apply yourself Listen, and that's I know it's I know you get embarrassed, but you need this is attached to But listen your dad is counting on you to work your ass off and apply yourself listen And I know it's I know you're getting embarrassed but you need this is attached to Demi I know you think it's cool. I know it's cool to play the big Gemi say it Give me one Demi Just

I just don't know how to say it. I have a speech impediment. That's really funny to make jokes, but listen, Demi, do you know what's not funny? What? Cancer? Cancer's not funny. It's a Marno.

Yeah, I'll, Mr. Ghost, I will get to you in a second. I was just sort of plastic the seed for the dead, like part of the podcast. You know, it's not cool. It was not cool. Having to repeat your tent. Okay. And if you keep stuffing around and I'm sorry, I use language like that. As if she just won't do science, Mr. Goodsamone. It's an elective next year. Oh, even so. It's an elective next year. You even have a wife? No, I don't have a wife. You know why? Because she was a professional diver, Mark.

And one day she dived into a really shallow pool and became a paraplegic. So what then you abandoned her? And she suffocated in a sleep, Mark. Okay, so every night I lay a wake in a cold bed waiting for... Oh, you don't even have a wife? Oh, my God! My God! Good job, Mardis! Ethan. Oh, you don't even have a wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife.

Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife.

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Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, Mr. Ghost, I will get to take we need to take the example from Scandinavia's socialist donations Scandinavia Scandinavia Scandinavia Scandinavia Scandinavia I'll scan your name for come now boys and girls Yeah, all right. What do you want? What mr. Ghost? Yes, what's the carrot? What's this? I said mr. Ghost you've been you've been so cool for the last 10 minutes every chance and now I'm asking you What is your bit that you want to do ghost?

So my ghost. Yes, so my bitch. You've been hanging on this for a while. Yes, I've got a bitch. I had time to think about it as well. I imagine it's going to be good. Oh, it is a good bitch. It's a really good bitch. You're in it. Oh, I have a part to play. Demi, you're in it. Oh, I'm in it as well. Mr. Gutsamadas, you're in it. Oh, I'm in it as well. Mr. Guzmardus, you're in it. Right, well what is it? Ah, ah, just get the script out of my bag. I... Ah. What's wrong? Has anyone seen my bag anywhere? I don't think you came in with a bag. I definitely brought it. I think someone stole it. I think you might have a copy on that floppy disk there. Ah., cool cool would you be able to put the floppy disk in the computer? Sure. I'll just put it in now and oh Oh wait a second it says error

Oh Got the floppy disk open it up and scratch to the inside mr. Good samanas. I swear I wrote the script. I swear I wrote it last night. You saw me working on it yesterday I'd be more ready to believe you This was the ninth time in my two years of teaching. Oh come on Mr. Good Samarna Are you fucking kidding me right now? I use that language please. No, I won't have you say that again You know my parents are going through a divorce at the moment Mr. Guzmanus. Yeah, that's so unfair I don't give a fucking shit you stupid can't listen here First like I can

Mr. Ghost Morning Oh, Mr. Ghosts! All the- Good morning. Morning, morning, I'm again sorry. My name is Mr. Mystigo! Oh! Uh, Mr. Ghosts, grab a seat, please, grab a seat. I can't, I'm intangible! All right, Dad, please don't embarrass me in front of my shoulder.

Shut your fucking mouth! What did you say to Mr. Gould Samarters? Oh, I'm sorry, Dad. Oh, now I understand why he's like this. Yeah, do you see? Do you see that little play we did for you listener? We're trying to show our audience that sometimes people act out, they might be rude to you. Those kids at school who may have called you a fat little cunt.

Those people that fat little piece of shit, that person who every day you go to your lock with, put his pinky in your asshole. Yeah, those guys that just sort of, maybe they hold you down and say, you're a piece of shit, you're a worthless piece of shit. Those sort of guys. I was one of the cool kids so I didn't get any of that. That never can imagine. You know, I imagine. I imagine a horse lift drive. I've fought so many chicks and like I was the envy of every dude. I played the sports. You guys know if you spray Link's Africa on your dick when a girl gives you a gallblass and smells like a deer. Yeah.

Is that true? Yeah. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da This is the CUP! This is the CUP! This is the CUP! This is the CUP! This is the CUP! This is the CUP! This is the MASSAPITES! This is the CUP! This is the MASSAPITES!

This is the MASSAPITES! This is the MASSAPITES! This is the MASSAPITES! This is the MASSAPITES! This is the MASSAPITES! It's right. I hope you had the time of your life. Because she's so high above me. She's so lovely. And the club trying to get good, a bit of giving hugs,

a cumbia hug, a girl with a six-year-old. Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little too ironic. I can wipe. I can wipe. Isn't it ironic Don't you think a little I can why I can wait this is your lunchtime. This is your lunchtime Oh, why I can why not like You all who best I can't wait all night. Zach just decided. Voguee. Y'all hoobestank. Ten zooa.

That's a saddening accent music for a Philpo radio. Stank. Carriels on Josh's chendolaniar. Well, chendolaniars on yours! Oh, Demi's hoobestank. A boobstank. Demi's hoobestank. Demi's hoobestank. A boob ching. Demi's hooper stank.

There we are, Kana. There we are. I'm off the track. There we go. Where I see you, Mississippi. I'm sorry. Demi, Demi, Nana. Oh, Demi's gone to sleep. Demi's going to wake her up. Oh, my. Oh, Jimmy's gonna sleep. They're gonna wake her up.

Oh, guys. They're gonna sleep. They're gonna wake her up. They're gonna sleep. They're gonna wake her up. Oh, my gosh. She's snoring. Stop, stop. Stop. Oh, my gosh. She's snoring. Stop, stop. Rather than wake her, I've got an idea. Oh, no, not a Gensak. Let's... She's...

I was gonna say inception her dream. Oh okay good good you're that's much better. Jesus Christ. Alright okay. I got an idea first. We get a feather. We get some shaving cream. We're going and bash the shit out of her. Okay but wait let's do that in her dream. Okay. Alright. This must be the real ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I'm sorry for turning you into a cloaca last time Now are the best time I'm hungry. I'm gonna eat some pizza a cloaca is a marsupials vagina and reproductive or a reproductive organ and the P. P. R. Spoo Sorry I'm right just a see I'm a dickly on it

Thanks Probably normal Regular world Lady from totally wild shop me Right just a seat. Hey bang Now we're in a black and white film. That's just the lay out that's happening Bang This is I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm your cut Asked if that was okay first. This isn't working. I've got an idea. Let's get into Demi's dream from here

I heard dream dreams. That've got an idea. Let's get into Demi's dream from here. I heard dream dreams That's something that happens. Oh I can wait I can wait on I can wait all night. I we can wait here all night. What is it mr. Gooch? Just I want you guys to come over here. I want you to put all your pencils in my ass Come on because this is a late Come on over here right now. I've got mechanical pencils That's what I'm asking for I want a mechanical pencil and I know what that means Yeah, no, I don't what is a mechanical pencil? It's like a robot's dick like it's what I'm it's how I imagine they were That's that's hot

Tell me more about the robot dick Do you reckon fucking a robot would be like real good because it's collated all of its information from the internet to find out how you come or do you think it would just be cold and machini? I think it'd be both. I think it'd be a very talented cold machine. Have you seen it? It's a Makina? Well that robot was just fine. Played by the wonderful actress Alicia Vikandas. She had like weird see-through titties. Hello. It was that movie was real confronting for you. Say weird see-through titties. That's what you see. I see windows into a ball. Anything any titties or see-through a tittie if you take a torch and put it through one side and to the other side

then it looks red. Did you ever think about that, Demi? Oh, you're too busy. No, I'm sorry. Mazin to the thought of fucking a robot. Sometimes I like to take a titty. I put a torch on one side of the titty. I look through, I say, hey, there's red. Like communist.

Yeah, communist red. Because all titty's, uh, Vladimir 11. That's a big, coldan school with communist tits Really? Yeah While that is the weirdest insult Like what fucked school did you go to? She went to the red school

Went to the Heights school in Modbri Heights in Adelaide South Australia Hello, Mrs. Asya Mut She's not listening to me Adelaide Actually, no, Mrs. Mut is're moot. She's not listening. I don't know what's going on. Actually, no. Oh my god. Mrs. Moot is on the line right now. Oh.

Mrs. With a big gold vagina. I taught Demi. What? You get nine. She did. Did you teach you? No.

How to love. Wow. Have fun the G-Sport. Oh my gosh. In her vagina. White Debbie. I made her cry once because I was living in my car when I was 16 for a long time and she found out and then she took me into the office so she could cry about it.

Oh my god. What a pussy. Oh my god. So why did I call you communist? Why did I call you communist tits? Huh? Oh because they're for everyone. It called titties for everybody.

That's true. That were communist I mean? Yeah, yeah. So it's titty, but was this like a bully that did this? Because that's a very like intellectual bully. It was more like I was the bully because nobody wanted the tits. Okay. But I kind of, you know, forced it on them.

Communities. But it's not right because like boys fucking want it, you know, forced it on them. But it's not right, because like, boys fucking want it, you know? Can't be, it's different. Yeah. This is the sound of three white cisgendered straight male not commenting. Not engaging. I have to justify. Can you modify, give my thoughts? Yeah, please.

My dad, my dad last time he was in Melbourne, because I recorded a podcast one time where where he found out that I was Bisexual and and all he said for about five minutes was yuck And Melbourne he was trying to like extend like a 65 year old-old-old olive branch He was like, oh, hey, if you had a girl crush who would it be? I've heard your dad you you do a good, your dad. Yeah. Also, I also find them, that Olive Branch is too old, there's no oil in that Olive Branch.

It's more of a swatch that he wounds me with over and over. This is a pile of dirt. How he differentiates what dirt came from the 65 year old olive bridge. Dry compost. Do me a broad journal branch. I don't know what I didn't know about olives. All olives are black olives. Just the green ones haven't ripened yet.

Oh. Right. My dad's saving me. No, no, no, no. I didn't know that I thought there were green olives and black olives, but apparently if I'm wrong Prove me wrong, but apparently all of the black olives So fucking stick that up your asshole you dumb cunt Demi what was that? Oh, no, I was just I was just gonna say that when when my dad offered me that olive branch, he was like,

hey, add that to your self-faggot. Yeah. Can I just come back to something earlier? So the definition of communism is a ethereal system of social organization in which all property is owned by the community and each person contributes and receives according to their ability. So essentially. Now look up communism tits.

Essentially off what Zach just said, Demi's titties would be for each person. As they required it. So someone who needs demis tits more. So someone like Zach who had a lot of titties in his. Yes, right. This is a man who's had a lot of tits. For someone like me who was, you know,

put chants at the time on a pitty drought. The trendy, the trendy guy with cool taste in music and clothes on the titty drought. Zach Rwain over here getting all the titties. Yeah, please go on. That meant that I would get a fair share of your titty. It's the definition of communism. Exactly. Getting enough titty as it is so I deserve the titty.

Was there like a titty dictator that was just sort of overseeing the titty distribution until such a time this side of you were at the self-hide? Yeah, that was just sort of overseeing the city distribution. Yeah, it's my part. It's my part. It's something. Yeah! Yeah! It's in his pants. Certainly in a Mammut, dude. That's it.

Demi, Demi, guess. We have company. Hi. Tom, Tom's talking again. Tom, Tom. Don't know what they're making. You can't talk unless you've got a microphone. It's just confusing for everyone. So for everyone at home, Tom Armstrong does all our music. He's doing

the sound of our podcast. That's for anyone tuning. He told me that I didn't know what it meant, but it sounded like a compliment. Oh, he liked it. We address it often, but sometimes he just gets real chatty. It hits real chat chatty during the book, as he doesn't have a mic. Tom, it has to stop. We have gone too far here. We need to go into the third layer of the dream. Okay, here we go. Oh, you do that, I'm gonna call my dad.

It's like a snow. It's like a snow dream. Yeah, great. It's like a snow dream. Ah, wow, I'm in this. Oh, I'm trotting through the, ah, man. Oh, what, what's happening? It's a dream. Here we go. I'm in this oh I'm trotting through the oh man. Oh what what's happening?

Here we go. I feel like I'm on a in a demi-stage show Hello dad that Yeah, good. I was just wondering if you still love anal Yeah Okay, thanks. Bye love anal. Love what anal? Yeah. That's Carol. Okay thanks, bye! I am now, I'm now gonna call my dad, that's in the same question. Oh. Oh. That's trash. It's. I know. What do you say?

I know. I know. Let's say it. It was terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. Dad. What's going on?

I was just wondering if you still love anal. Sorry. I was just wondering if you still love anal. Sorry. I was just wondering if you still love anal. I know, yeah, I was still alive, okay? Alright, great, I'll talk to you later. What's going on? I love you. Alright, I'm going to...

Alright, I'm going to call for Odin's dad. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. I'm going to have to go to school in near 10. He doesn't understand what's going on. Oh, no.

Can I just say, I'm not comfortable calling my father and asking you that question. Maybe butt stuff. Maybe I'll ask you if he likes butts Yeah, go for it call him no I got called my dad on dumb dumb club and it was ruffle on oh yeah, oh Why didn't you say that what did you say that I love him? Oh? Yeah, it was like what's wrong? He's like you know, I was like I love you dad and he was like that's going back Hey, sir Hello and he was like, My dad's going back. Oh, oh, oh to? You have a different laugh, right?

You have a weird laugh, right? Dad, I'm not a marijuana! No! What's going on? Alright, alright, here's the thing. We're doing a podcast at the moment and my friend, my friend Demi Ladna asked her dad if he still likes anal and then I said, anal. And then I said, I would call you to see if you,

because you have no, because there's context there. There's a backstory with Demi asking her dad if he likes anal or not. But I tell you what, you called back. Demi's dad didn't call back. So I feel pretty lucky. We're so sorry Charlie. See you for dinner tonight mate.

Seven o'clock, yeah. You're the marijuana. Oh, you're the marijuana. Are you on marijuana? You're in a prank show. Oh, my God Merrill. He's into a prank show. Oh, wow. Charlie Bonanno. I... Yeah, now he was real concerned.

Yeah. Oh, guys, I've got a great idea for a prank. Yeah. What? I'm going to call Broden asking me if he likes... Oh, do it. Don't tell him, though. What do you want?

Don't do that. No, it'll be good, man. No, I'll be funny. I won't work. I'm right here. No, it'll be great. Comedy rule of three. Comedy rule of three. Comedy rule of three. Comedy rule of three. You're gonna have three.

You're gonna have three. Yeah. Place at the same time? Yeah, no one can hear you. What's that? What are you doing? Stop it. And that'll be good. Oh, sorry guys, that's calling me. Hello?

Hello. What do I say? Don't do it. Ask him if he still likes anal. Broden, do you still like anal? What are you doing here? Is he like anal? That's, that's, that's gross.

What are you doing? Do you like the fuck in the ass? Brody No, I don't know what are you doing you fucking ass? Oh We got it got it Oh I'm calling back. Oh, no That's so good It's so funny. It's so funny.

It's so funny. Oh, no. Are you getting a call? Yeah, I'm getting a call. What is it? It's Kelly Broden. Oh, who did? Hello, Kelly.

Yeah, it's me. What was that about? Oh, Broden. Hey, what's up? What are you on the narrow lines. What was that about? Oh, bro. Oh, no. Hey, what's up? What are you on the marijuana? What's going on? Um, well, I just, I was, um, what are you doing, man? It's my friends.

They were, they were very popular the afternoon on a Tuesday. Yeah, it's my friends that were calling their dads and I didn't want to call my dad. If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff? No. No, you really could, you. Hey, Zach, we're going to go jump off a cliff. Would you jump off a cliff? No. No, you really could, you. Hey Zach, we're gonna go jump off a cliff when I come. Well, Zach, it's Mark, he's prompting me to do a joke

and the only one I can think of is that one from The Simpsons. So, oh. Yeah, yeah. Do the Simpsons, Josh. Oh, they found the random other cliff, aren't they? It's really funny. Hey Zach, yeah. I love a clear farmer. It's really funny. Hey, that's here. I love you, Mum.

Uh-oh. I love you, too, bro. I've always loved you. Hi. Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Welcome to the other dimension. That's Mahaka there. Guys, we're in the fourth train ryer with Marion Kotiya. Hello. Hello, I'm Marion Kotiya.

Marion, you're a real hot, but I English is your second language, is it? It is my second language and Zek has chosen a second French character and has not worked out how to do a French accent. Marion, could you recreate the scene in the Dark Knight Rises for me where you die after the track that's carrying the big bomb has just crashed. Okay, but I don't know that I am doing inception now right now. Okay, so she hasn't seen this movie yet because it's in the future. Okay, oh no, I'm in the truck. Oh, I'm dead.

That didn't see much. That's pretty much it. Yeah. Hey, did you want to? Do you want to go on a date sometime, Marion Kotelard? Uh, uh, Lee, I would love to go on that date. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Broke Kelly, doesn't muck around, means business. Oh yeah? You go on a hot date. Oh yeah. No, that's no. Just us two.

Oh, how did I tell you? I think I know what's happened here. She's speaking French and the translation in French for we is fuck off. Oh yeah. Oh, you've broken my heart, Mary. Coutierre, you've broken my heart, Mary, God, oh, you've broken my heart. I'm with them. That Jimmy, I'm not better than the punchline I was going for.

No, it was so much better. I'm really glad you cut in there, because it just would have been another one of those moments that happened often where I go for a joke, and then it's just silent for a couple of seconds, and then everyone else has left to pick up the pieces. OK, bye, guys. See you, Mary, and she died up the pieces. Okay, bye guys. See you, Marriott.

She died on the way home in the car accident. Bane was there maybe. Guys, there's a parkour. Oh, Bane, hello. Hello. It's me, Bane. Bane. I'm Bane 2.

Hello. Hello, Dambi Bane. We're here. Bane, Bane, Bane. We're here for the fourth annual Bane region Everybody can't who I want till I start the podcast I was in band brothers I think for a bit For a bit For a secender, apology Japanese Bane says he's sorry he couldn't make it Apology Japanese bed Japanese bed Spanish bed says he is sorry

You know I'm calling it I'm calling it you guys can do we can stay here all lunchtime if we need to Make sure you watch Demi's podcast watch it watch my podcast. We are not doctors. We are not doctors Bye for you. Bye for you, Van. He's like a gentle giant. You just want to snuggle up to him. Oh, this has gone on long enough. Thank you so much, everyone.

We are adopted. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-apisode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week! next week.