Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 13

Episode Date: October 11, 2016

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A list-snuff production. clear to you boys alright? Absolutely can't face. Hey Mark what? Why do you have to go calling Matt full? Sorry everyone. This is Sam. Oh, however I'm Sam how are you doing? Sam's here because he's mad at us. I'm very mad. Last time I came on on the podcast having a talk. We talked for 45 minutes. It's an extra 15 minutes because so much of the content was blue. It was naughty. It was a bit blue. It was a bit naughty. I'll raise my hand straight away and say, pardon that was my fault. All right, my hand. I'm having to raise my hand, put my hand up and say, yeah, what was your fault, Mark? And maybe raise my hand as well.

Yeah, but maybe. I'm going to put my hand up. Put your hand up for Mark. Let's get that hashtag on. Hand up for Mark. We don't actually have to put a hand up. No, no, they can't see. They can't see anything.

But maybe, Broden, maybe sometimes, you know, rather than putting your hand up, maybe you should look into a mirror and just. Wow. I putting your hand up, maybe you should look into a mirror. And just, I put my hand up. Wow. Yeah, just to see, because what's really funny is you put it up

and it's the same one that goes up. It flips. Do you know what's happening? Do you know what's happening? Do you know what's happening? When you point a finger at Mark Benano, I put one straight up your bum. You are pointing.

Oh, yeah, that's right. You are pointing a finger at four fingers. Four fingers. Up your bum. Up, up, up your bum. You are pointing. Oh yeah, that's right, you are pointing a finger at. Four fingers. Four fingers. Up your bum. Up, up, up your, but depending how you put, because that is possible. Guys, we've already got poly blue,

and I'm running. No. Now, I'm gonna put my hand on the same mark. Yeah, you're wrong. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm happy to just admit that you are wrong. I'm gonna put my hand up so that I can order a ticket

to the mirror shop for Broden. Okay, well let's go there. Errgh. Hello, welcome to the mirror shop. Hello, and now I'm gonna put my hand up. I'm happy to put my hand up and say, hey, Mirror Man. Hello. Now can you, can you, Mirror Man?

Who's this? Is this your lovely wife? Yeah, so I, how are you doing? Yeah. You're so cool. You Yes, hello. You're the same. Sam's doing character stuff. It's very good to a quarter of a man who doesn't like to do character stuff. Sam has enacted it in five years. And this is how her name is, Jeanette. And she is from South Africa. As much as I would love to talk to you, Miriam Ann, about why we're here, and what Brodin and I are doing in your shop. Unfortunately, I'm quite sexist and don't speak to men directly, so I'd like to speak to your wife here.

I will just do a short thing and tell you that my wife, she had a stroke at the age of four, she's from South Africa and she likes to skip rope. Okay, and take it away. Now, Miss Miramann is it? You can feel free to people all of that out, Tom. No, just to South African accent, Miss Mirror Man. South African? Is it okay? No, it's not okay.

Pretty good, it's better than I would have thought. That's all right. Hello, here we are. Go, guys, Sam, you're doing great. You are a great performer. You did three years of acting training. Yes, sir. Same acting training we did, and you should have confidence

in your ability as a performer and an improviser. Oh, and more sort of playing straight people. My alarm's gone off for some fucking reason. I was really sure what this is. Sam, what the fuck? Okay, thank you. You put your hand up, and said, I want to be in this podcast. Now, I'm going to put my hand up.

I'm going to say, turn your fucking phone on. Okay, well, wait a second. Before you put your hand up. I'm gonna say, turn you fucking phone down. Okay, well wait a second. Before you put your hand up. Sure, yeah, I would like to put my hand up and buy you a ticket to the mirror factory. Hello, welcome to the mirror factory. Oh, mirror man's brother, mirror boy. Okay, listen, I don't know why we're here, but Mark's made me. Look, mainly, I mean, I had my visit here as two folds, two folds basically. Well, I see, I had my visit here as twofolds, twofolds basically.

What I see in there. First question is, I really wanted to teach Broden a lesson about what it means to accuse someone of something without having enough self-awareness to look at yourself. And the second was to speak to your sister-in-law, Miss Mirror Man, if you could get her on the phone for me. Absolutely.

Hello, Miss Mirror Man. You're here, on the phone for me. Absolutely. Hello Miss Mirror Man. Hey, it's Hello, how are you today? Are you okay? What are you laughing at? Oh, nothing. It's just amazing that someone who had a stroke at four years old has been able to recover and get back on back on the phone. It was also that person also has a 15 grand hex debt for acting training.

A very, very large hicks did. Acting to learn how to act. Yeah, so it was a very important part of my striker recovery. Oh. That was a little bit real. Oh, God. Hey, at least we're not blue. At least we're not being too blue.

Yeah, we're not being blue today. I'd like to buy a mirror. Well, unfortunately, you like to buy a mirror well Unfortunately, you can only buy bulk at the mirror factory. That's what I want the mirror shop That's what I want. I want 400 mirrors. Absolutely. Yeah, so I'd like to put a mirror a three million dollars What? Three million dollars for four hundred minute wait, let's do the maths here. Absolutely. So it is 3 million divided by 400? We're asking Siri. It is. That's $7,500 a mirror. That's astronomical. I came to the factory to get sort of like, yeah, but also get cost price. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, absolutely. We charge, we charge $30,000. $30,000. Wait, how much?

Mirror. That's $7,500. So $30,000 is the recommended retail price? So, what, it costs... They're very nice mirrors. So does it cost... There's a cost of the edges. I want a dollar.

Over $7,000 to make the mirror, or is that what you're selling at a cost where you're still making a profit? I'm making my small profit on the bill. Welcome to a current affair. Shotty Mirror Man, Mr Mirror Man, there's been selling mirrors and an exorbitant price. He claims. Alright, I just choked on your own comedy. He claims. Oh, that was a big bit of comedy in my throat. I'm gonna kick on your own comedy. Let me do this bit.

Yeah. He claimed. I support the bit. I think the bit's great. I just thought it was funny that I thought we should address the choking. He claimed. It just didn't seem in character with the only thing for me. I'm gonna put my hand up.

I'm gonna say shut up. Let me do my bit. Alright, well what I'd like to do is also put my hand up. And maybe just suggest that we take a walk to the liquid mirror, which is in the magical fantasy land of Miran. Alright, hello and welcome to the liquid mirror on the magical king. Mr. Magical King claims to sell mirrors at an exorbitant at a normal price. But as you can see, his markup is astronomical. Mr. Magical King claims to sell mirrors and an exorbitant at a normal price. But as you can see, his markup is astronomical. We tried to talk to him in the car park, but he wouldn't let us. Mr. Mirrorman, Mr. Mirrorman.

I've only had a charge, three magick, please. Mr. Mirrorman, we just wanted, why are you selling at such a markup price? Oh, I see. Have I asked you for three magical beans? I think you're thinking of my brother. Don't touch the camera, please. Don't touch the camera. We spoke to the magical mirror man's sister-in-law, Mrs. Mr. Mirror Man, and she had this to say, you don't know why you're talking to me about this problem.

I don't see how this is. I didn't do it with me. Well, I think it does have something to do with you, because you're in the business of being greedy, of being rude, of backstabbing normal customers, and trading three magical beans for Bamiya Mera. Mrs Mera Mera went to acting school for three years. She trained in voice, movement, and language. Unfortunately, she's completely fucked. We spoke to her a little bit more. Wow. It seems while she was going to acting school. Someone was going to bully school. Dear a current affair. I found the last segment about Mrs. Mirror Man to be absolutely offensive in every way. It triggered me in ways you can't explain. I am a South African stroke victim and my victim and it made me think of the time when

I was on my horsey, prancing around on my horsey, fell off and had a stroke. And I just want to say shame on you. Hello. Hello. Welcome. This is my partner, bro. Hi. I'm Mark. This is our home. Honey, what are you doing? Who's at the door? No, no, no, no, no, Nicholas. Welcome, this is my partner, bro. Hi. Hi, I'm Mark. This is our home. Hi, honey. What are you doing? Who's at the door? Hello. I think you can turn yourself with, go back to, go back and make me a... Sorry, I'm only in my Japanese kimono. It's a, we're very... We are, we're very sort of...

Modern. We're very modern, yeah. We're in 1970s, modern, though. Yeah, I tell him to make a sandwich, but you know what? He tells me to make a sandwich. We have key fish bowl parties. That's right Who who are you? My name is Steven Michaels. I'm the best casting agent in the world Now I am currently casting for a role of a South African stroke victim

Okay, I was wondering if any of you guys would be interested in auditioning wait Wait a second. Yeah, I'd love to. I'd love to. What? I'd love that opportunity. I think I'm the best for that. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. What are you doing? Look, this is our big opportunity. This is my big opportunity. I am a South African stroke victim. He's here because of my message that I wrote on the current affairs Facebook pagey. Okay. I just the audition. Oh, fuck you, we go great. Who's who me first? Yeah, you first. All right. I'm still in my Japanese kimono, though. That's all right. I can see past that. You can see past that. You can see bloody balls. I can. Oh, hello. I'm a South African stroke victim. I, um, I, uh, I'm 38 years old and

I, uh I I love cricket That was great, bro, and that was really good. Can we do that again? Just a little bit more a little bit more chilled out a little bit more relaxed Just see how small you can get okay, right? Well, hello My name is Broden Kelly and I had a stroke My name's Brody and Killy and I had a stroke Very good. Okay. Thanks so much Mark banana. I can do other voices. Oh, I think we've seen enough Do you need my email or just you're happy to leave me? I'll maybe give it to the receptionist. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I can do I

Also, I've done my audition time. I what sort of shit you running here? I just want to say I'm done a little team Sounds like one run by Horatio Hornblower. Excuse me. What's all this fighting and hullabaloo? I'm sorry, it's just had the trouble in paradise. Look, Broden and I used to be intimate, we used to be together. Used to be? Yeah, we haven't had sex in like a week. I'm going to put my hand up and I'm going to, I'm sorry. Well look, I'd like to put my hand up and rather than you accept your sorry, I'd like to take you to a factory that sells South African stroke victims. Hello. Okay, hey, hello.

How are you doing tonight? What is the shop come to us? Excuse me, I'm so sorry. Who's this? Yeah, we're fine. I'm thanks. This is mirror man. You get out of here. Get out of here. That's just some crazy Hope. Don't worry about her. She she doesn't know anything That wasn't Sam Lingham wasn't Yeah, it was yeah, it was Yeah, it was Sam Lingham.

Yeah, it was Sam Lingham. You could hardly recognize him behind his bagwiling acting man. Unfortunately, the cast of the H&G He's gone to the house and he's not an actor. He hasn't acted for five on five years. Sam. Yeah. Yeah. Are you interested in a billion dollars? No. No. Are you interested in fame and women? I would love fame and women. No! These are the things I've wanted. Sam, get on board my private jet. You're off my Hollywood. Here we go. Hi, I'm the pilot of the plane.

All right, so we'll be traveling. Stro, where are we going? Where did you want to go? A Hollywood company. OK, so let me just get the gear. Ready and down. OK, here's my co-pilot here. Hi, how are you?

Hi, I'm good. My name's Mark Samuel Banana. I'm a sketch comedian, how are you? Hi, I'm good. My name's Mark Samuel Bonana. I'm a sketch comedian, but in my part time, it's not supporting my career just yet. So it was a casual part-time work. I co-pilot private jets. Yeah, okay, so can you just check the flaps for me? Sure, I'll check the flaps. Yep, they're nice and wet, nice and moist. Yeah, just the trim. The trim, pardon? The trim. Yeah, just the trim the trim. The trim trim. Yeah, I'll check the trim Okay, yeah, the trim is a short and stout. Yeah, he just checked the on board computer, please of course. I'll check the on board computer

Bip-bip-bip. Hello. Is this the on board computer? Yes, it is. How are you doing? Oh, I'm fucking a dog All right, yeah, the it's fucking a dog. I right clear for landing. I'll clear for takeoff sorry. No no no we're landing. No we have I know. You've smoked a lot of vodka. All right let me just let me know this is your captain speaking Mr. Big Big balls in remote. We're going to be taking off to Los Angeles with an expected type of rival of six a.m. And please set your watches to that. And this is your co-pilot, a tiny scrotten my hand, which I've just recently learned isn't the bottom of the balls,

but the whole sack. Tiny scrotten my hand, I'm just going to put my hand up and say, I'm doing the announcement. Okay, well, I'm going to put my hand up and say that the announcement is meant for both of us. And you know what that's the captain's call is it the captain's call where are we flying to where are we flying to America okay well you know what rather than fly to America I'm changing the course to mirror land so that you can get a good look at yourself right well hello welcome to mirror

land excuse me sorry hi guys it's me me the casting agent. What do we do? We'll look okay. I need to learn lesson. I need to learn lesson as the pilot of the project. Great, I've paid a substantial amount of money. I totally get that and and and and and look I I apologize. I want to say that I'm sorry that we've taken a slight detail. All right. However, I was trying to have a conversation with my pilot. He was very rude to me and I feel like he needs to learn a lesson about introspective thought and self-awareness and that's why I've brought us to Mirror Land. Now I'll get everyone's door charge. I think it's 35 each. There we go. Now what ride do we want to go on first?

What? Where are we? I was trying to do a thing where it was like Disneyland but Hello everybody! This is Beeroland! I guess we've got rides now! Do you want to ride on me? I'm gonna really try and pick this up. I want the fairy flus! I want a hot dog! One turkey leg for me.

I'm still feeling all right. It's mirror mountain. Ooh, it's the haunted mirror. Let's get it. All right. Um. He's just a mirror man. Oh, yeah.

It's the mirror man. Come on, it's a great idea. It gets weak and do that. Yeah. Well, I've got you here yeah oh no it's some punk kids with a baby gun the worst thing for mirror land yeah i guess it's a baby gun

i'm trying my hardest boys i'm trying real hard okay i'm just really weird i know it's really weird random i'm okay with all these layers. It's not too much for me, Mr. Mirror Man. I think that's still my name. I'm still a pilot. I think I'm still wearing a kimono as well.

Yeah, I think this podcast is still finding its fate. Hey, Sam, do you want me? Look, I actually want to, because we haven't met before. Have we missed the mirror man? No. Or have we? No, no, Mark. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. the map before, have we missed the mirror? No. Or have we? No, no, Mark, it's magic.

Oh my god. Oh my god. You're the spitting in the sea. It's a smart sister in law. You went all halfway. All halfway. Yes, it's voice. It's been me the whole time, Stanley.

All halfway. Oh, I've been acting. All right, I'm acting. Wow. Boys, I must say that this young lady here is the greatest actor I have ever seen. And if any of you were intending on bullying him anymore, you would be incorrect. Because this boy is greater than any actor from Robert Downey, Jr. to Marisa Tomei. You are the lead out of the caprio in Jango and change I was going more for Colonel sand

I got I got a real Walt Disney vibe from you because Miroland is the place where anything can happen and dreams can come true I guess I whatever I just said I'm Walt Disney I guess I guess just making it off the side. I guess I don't know. You know what? Cancel the whole trip to Miroland. We're all going get in the car. We're driving back boys. I'm the pilot of the car and I will be driving back home. I'm the co-pilot here. My name's Mark Sanley. The man. I do sketch comedy, but it's not paying my way So So in my spare time for a casual drive. I cope highlight cars Check the, uh, check the flaps. Yeah, I'll check the flaps They're they're deep and hollow. Great. That's what we want. Okay, just check the the on the engines from just check all four engines

I'll check all four engines. I'll check the first one Checkie checkie checkie check a room. How are you? How you're running? I'm the first engine. I was that was that was very I know who he's talking to. The other pilot. Wait a second. Wait a sec. Wait a sec. Is he checking you not me? One second. one second. Sorry, I had to slap my leg before I... Did the slap-flap degs. Yeah, Broden. Yes? Yes, I'm the pilot.

Just a question. Do you trust me? Yes. You hesitated. What was that? Mr. Engine, what are you doing here? He knows. Who knows?

Fuck! Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? Mr. Engine! Hey, man. What? Hey. Hello. Wait, sorry, one second.

I have a call. Hello. Uh, hello. Hello? Who's this? It's engine number two. What do you want? Um, he doesn't know engine one and Broden yet.

Yeah, of course. They've been seeing each other. I've been fucking an engine. He's not been checking on me or anything. A Rolls Royce engine. What? It's a love thing. Oh my god, I've been such the fool.

How could I be so blind? One second, I'm gonna walk over and talk to Broden. Right after I finish slapping my legs. Ah Mark. Broden, man, I am a pilot. I just wanted to apologize, dude. Man, cool. I'll put my hand up and say maybe I was to blame too.

Okay, all right, well, I'm gonna put my hand up and say maybe Maybe you need to take a before you start apologizing for yourself needs to take a good hard look At what you've been doing or what I've been doing which is why I've taken you to Maryland the world of them Hello there. welcome to Miraland. Who knows what I'm going to do now? Well, we were just, we were in the parking lot and it was the closest place to go.

We hadn't left. I just want to be clear, is this, what do I do now? Hey, this is good, man. You... Okay, so when a colleague makes an offer, what you do is you jump on board and make other offers and then maybe we find something funny or comical or magical. Okay, I'm a mirror man and I'm also a lawyer. So shit. I'm also a lawyer and I.

Shit. Guys, I'm canceling the whole trip to mirror man. Get in the car. I'm going home. All right. Hi, I'm the pilot of the of the plane. We're going to leave mirror land. We're going to Los Angeles. And I'm the cold pilot of the plane. We're gonna leave Maryland. We're going to Los Angeles and I'm the cold pilot of the plane My name's Mark Samuel Banana. I do sketch comedy. It's not paying my way yet So I have a casual job and co-pilot in plan. Can you check the flaps? Yeah, I check the flaps the flaps a Yonic shaped and soft like a marshmallow. Actual plane term folks, I'm not being rude, it's a way to a slow down a plane.

Unique? No, isn't it, Yonic? No, unique is when you have no penis. It's phallic and Yonic. Flaps also help to take off a plane as well, so it's way too propellion to the ear. Maybe Minookin help us with what exactly a playing flip is.

Can you check the engines, Mark? What was great about what just happened was Broden made an offer to Zach to be Manu, and then Zach just sat there and did nothing. And it took him about 10, 15 seconds to go, yeah, I'm gonna accept this offer and pick up his phone. And I just wanted to point that out, because that for me was very funny.

I, for you, Manu, I'm Zach Still. Just for the record, Manu can't just, he has to first look up the definition of the word. So any time you call on Manu, it's gonna take a good five to ten seconds before manure right. But it took it took ten it took five to ten seconds for you to make the choice to get the phone to look it up which I which it's like you there was going there was a moment there for me where you were going to ignore the request to be manure. No, I'm just very sleepy. It was sort of a cold dead light in his eyes.

I'm gonna take the plane off now. So that is, gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, Mr. Broden, big balls in my mouth, and I'll go and gobble, gobble, gobble. We're gonna take off about 10, 30 this morning. And this is your copar, Mark and Anna. I'm gobble, gobble, gobble, two, but I'm a turkey. Oh wait wait wait. Stop the plane stop the plane It's not taking off yet. Well good. There's someone running running running along the tarmac the tarmac

Who is it? Who is it quick? Open the door open the door Hello We get on board the plane. Thank you so much Oh, it's me! We can't on board the play! Thank you so much! I'm in the audience. How did you know we needed you?

I'm from France, we know a lot of things. Just for the record, if you listened at last fortnight, when Broden told me to go and work on my friend's accent, we're recording this it's the same day, so I haven't had the chance. So don't say that I haven't done the work I will. But it's just the same day. What is your next podcast? What is a playing flap?

Flaps? Flaps are type of high lift at the back. You use the on-class lift on the back. And you use the gear and the speed. And you use the on-line. I was in a car and I was like, I was a real man. I was like, I was a real man. So I'm so sorry you slipped into French there man. You slipped into French halfway through there.

A lot of our listeners are nerds. And training pilots. Yes, you're boring. Okay. Flaps are type of high-lift device used to increase the lift of an aircraft, or wing at a given hour speed. Flaps are usually a little more kind of service. It's terrible. I even got buzzed. I'm menu. Bob the menu. What's happening here? Yeah, I think when Manu was four here is Mrs. Mr. Mirror.

She's a... I'm a pilot, I'm Broden. And Broden Kelly is a... A big blow, blow, blow, blow. What's up, Kelly? And I'm playing a bit of a match. Playing a bit of a modern day cupid here. And I'm setting you to up because what's funny enough is you both have something in common that you might not know about

You both you both have On your chest. Oh, this is true. I have My chest and a love of beef tattere You're probably gonna have to beep On the chest just because I think it'll be funny I see the natural on the chest just because I think it'll be funnier than that actual on the chest if you'll be b the

but leave on the chest it's time for facts with Zach Facts with Zach Facts with Zach Here I am in specs with Zach We're going to the glasses Oh super facts with Zach Facts with Zach

It's so facts for fuck off Oh Super facts with Zach Stay fucking for fuck off That little ditty was written by a fan for us to use so that we could use it in our podcast because we'll do in our own facts with Zach Song. And the reason I'm giving you that explanation is To give Zach time to find something on his phone so he can do facts with Zach because this was just sprung on him by Broden so take it away Zach Chatsden shopping center is a super regional shopping site located in the southeast and suburb of

Orville East Victoria in the city of Melbourne, Australia, and is the biggest shopping centre in Australia. And then we'll play the theme song and get a time reference from Thomas to how much longer we have to do this for. And there's no more fact. The centre opened on the 3rd of October 1960 and was the first self-contained regional shopping centre in Melbourne. Great. Thanks so much for listening.

I'll put my hand up and say, that was great. Wow. You know what, Broden? Yeah. I just want to say that I think maybe all of the stroke, I do think all those visits to the mirror factories, the mirror lands, the mirror shops, the liquid magical river, they really have taught you, taught you a lesson because for the first time that you've put your hand up in this entire podcast, have I seen real humility? I'm going to put my hand on the sad slow shit and yours.

Well, I'd like to put my hand up. Yeah. Say, you know what, Broden? Yeah. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Wow. Wow. Hey guys, guys, gather round. Ah, quick. Get over here.

Send a new Hollywood movie. Mark, Mark, on the television. Oh, quick. Get the Doritos. Oh, get the Doritos. Oh get the quick quick get the Get the Fuck the medium salsa. Maybe medium-spice salsa for the Doritos Mark you fucked it up again. You fucked it up again. Get the Coke Coke say Coke Get it. I don't want. Get a glass of coke, your wharf.

Get a glass of Pepsi. Bollies, there's lots of lollies. Huffy dogs. No, no, don't worry about it. Susty droll, party pose. Macbeth treat yourself, get what you would get. Crispy M&M, you're at home. Thanks Sam.

Hey, get the big black dildos. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, you'd have been better off not improvising at all. I'm so disappointed in you, Mark, Samuel, but no, no. So why is this thing? We set out to do was not to be blue today. That was the one thing at the start of this podcast. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in you.

They say that you know. I am this podcast. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in you. Ah. They say that, you know. I thought you'd grown up. I thought when you got to you and I, Nia marks an adult now, and he's picking whether he wants to do low-tor-not, and he's picking whether he wants to do, like, extra electives,

then maybe he's gonna grow up a bit, and he's still making these things. But I am doing extra electives. I'm doing extra food technology classes I'm doing I'm doing extra Food technology classes, you know Uncle John said you can have a job at donut king at warring. Oh any time you want it. I'm doing hurdles I'm doing after school hurdles. Yeah, but why am yet you're still making these ridiculous jokes? I think you may be making a bit harsh. Don't you fucking start? I'm from the kids Not in front of the kids.

Not in front of the engine. What? The engine's been here the whole time. It's made a third engine. No! Oh, I knew about the first engine, Broden, but not the third engine. I'll be fine, you know. Two different engines. Why?

Broden and I. I'm not fucking mental, Kase. Broden, I love fucking engines. And what Broden loves to do more than anything is get his penis put it between my cogs. I flattened it out and I fuck it up real bad. As you should see it. It's an episode of Air Crash Investigation. It's a whole episode.

No. It's called Broden fucks engines. Oh, I thought you were like, there was a genuine man who fucked engines. Um, guys, just before we finish up, let's put on the telly and, uh, watch Sam, who played every character in this hit you Hollywood film. Oh, it's on right now. Well, I might be south African. Who you voice?

Who you voice? Who you voice? And it may be, maybe I had a strike when I was four. Oh, damn, we came in halfway through let me rewind it And the start of the movie I'm just going for a drive driving in my car Oh my god fuck fuck that cars on fire oh Shit Oh my god, fuck! Fuck that car's on fire! Ah, shit!

Keep going! It's a 12-fill! Alright, I better call someone. It's pretty bad stuff, go on him. Yeah, bring one of his. Yeah, bring, bring, bring, bring, bring, bring! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring! Damn, I hope someone...

Hello! Hello! Um, who is it? Hey, hey, it's me. Um, it's Michael. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Damn I hope someone Hello Hello Um who is it? Hey it's me It's Michael Great Michael I'll just transfer you through to Sam one moment Okay Hi Michael

Hey this is Sam here You're called ambulance Victoria What can I help you with today? Yeah look I'm just on the uh I've just been driving down the uh The eastern freeway here and there's been a There's been a terrible, terrible car crash it's on fire.

Michael, that sounds awful. That sounds terrible. Look, you know. So we're at five minutes into the two hours. Five minutes into the two hours. Yeah, we're gonna get a couple of podcasts then. We'll get that one. We'll send an ambulance down your way right now

Jeez I better get to that get to that crash on time gonna get there real fast. Hey don't want anyone to die Well here I am am you'll just drive up at the crash. Oh no, that car's on fire. I hope that person's okay. Can't wait for the next scene. To be continued. Quick, now let's just skip towards the end. BOOM! Oops, I accidentally rewinded back to the start!

Ha ha ha! What the hell? BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM And he's a him and a... BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

BAM! BAM! Oh no! Oh fuck no! That car's a fire! Oh shit! Better do something about That car's on fire! Oh shit! Better do something about that! Ring ring ring!

Ring ring ring! Ring ring ring! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hi, this is Michael. Hey Michael, let me just translate through to Sam. This is Sam and you've called ambulance Victoria.

What can I help you with today? Oh fuck, there's been a big car crash and a fire and shit. And you know, I was just driving down the eastern preway and this car crash and it was fire. Alright, well Michael will said you an ambulance run away Here I am done my ambulance real fast gonna get to the crash Here I'm fuck Car's on fire. Oh shit. I gotta get someone

Just where I laughed. That's right. Just so the record sim writes with us for any more money. Oh he is. You know, he's the bearder shows. He's studied acting, but doesn't do it much anymore, so it's funny to make him do it. Thanks for listening everybody. Thanks for listening everybody.

I'm excited about that. Thank you. Thanks for having me. Anyway, any time. Anyway, any time. Do you have anything to promote just quickly? Yeah. Sure. Good something.

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