Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 139 - Songs with Tim Naughty Biscuits

Episode Date: March 12, 2019

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Podcast. Thank you everyone for tuning into the podcast. A lot of people we talked a little bit about it last week but then I don't want to throw too much shade around but some on cough to ruin the whole thing. They have to apologise but it's not worth getting into it. But they're no longer with the company so we're moving on. So a lot of people have been asking us about the comedy festival about touring at the top of the year. Just for rebranding as well, just to remove our connection to the show last week.

This is now called the Anti-Donner Comedy Podcast. Yes. This is the Anti-Donner Comedy Podcast. You're completely different. Completely different podcasts, completely different team. We've got rid of all the bad apples. All the bad apples are now gone. This is a new group. And we've got Tom behind the desk here.

Oh, what's up? Good to see you, Tom. Good to see you, Tom. So, a lot of people have been asking about the Comedy Festival. We are not touring at the top of this year. We're not doing the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We are taking the year off, focusing on Glen Ridge, our web series, getting that out, focusing on other projects.

So that's what we'll be doing over the next few months. No live show. We did think it would be nice, though, to support a young, up-and-coming comedian. There are so many incredible acts. Melbourne International Comedy Festival is the third biggest comedy festival in the world has over five, 600 acts every year in beautiful little Melbourne. Not just the CBD, it goes all the way out to Trade's Hall as well. It is a gorgeous festival and a lot of our friends are performing in it, but also some huge international stars who we just got them respect.

So, obviously if you want to see anyone, if you like anyone on our podcast, Google them, check them out, have a look. There are people on our podcast, people that we have on our YouTube channel regulars that have their own shows, go and see them, support them. There is one person in particular that we want to support. A growing part of every festival around the world is the children's section. Because parents sometimes can't get away from their kids to see the Dave users, to see their Dave O'Neill's.

They want to bring their kids with them so they get a bit of comedy and their kids get a bit of comedy. But it's a fun day out for the family. So one person that will be performing at 10am at Trade Hall over the school holidays. He just did Perth and Adelaide, he's gonna head off to Sydney after this, and I think Brisbane. He's also a Samov, so giving off to London after that. He's got a collection of, yeah,

he'll be performing it in Soho Theatre. He shows in New Zealand as well, which is fantastic, really exciting for him. So all of those wonderful things, we'll get to that. We wanted to welcome, I guess, someone we want to support. He's a children's comedy entertainer. His name is Tim Norte-Biske. How are you today? Hello, Zach and hello, Mark and hello, Brodin.

It's fantastic to be here today on the children on your podcast, the aunties on a comedy podcast. Oh, yes, on the children's performer. And I love performing for kids all across the world. And it is a bit naughty at times but we have a wonderful time thank you for having me boys. Oh it's so good to have you here so the things that I love about what you do is you take something as simple and every day as food. That's right. And you turn it into something that is just a laugh a minute for not only me and my kids

But for my Nonna and my Zios and my Zias absolutely yeah And we're laughing and laughing and laughing it's for the entire family That's right because I think a lot of comedy is originally focus that the parents Yeah, if you look a bit, the kids are looking at things. And what they see is actually really quite fun, like biscuits or apples and fruits. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And maybe a little bit of a crumb on the ground. Maybe that could be a character. Maybe it's Naughty Crumb and he crumbles around. Naughty Crumb crawls around on the ground. Well, you've got to sign about naughty crumbs, don't you? Oh, would you like me to play it? I would absolutely love to hear now. Of course, normally you have to pay to see this,

but Tim Noughty Biscuits is giving us a preview of his show in Trades Hall, which of course you have to catch a bus to, there is a bus that leaves at Melventown Hall, takes you all the way out. So it's all the way out. So excited. It's all the way out. It's all the way out.

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Kids are actually quite discerning Zachary. And what you'll find as I move around England with this accent is that children are actually harder to win over than a lot of parents. They're quite smart. A lot of people don't realize how smart kids are my five year old. Just the other day I was having some engine troubles. And is that on a locomotion or just your car? On a locomotion?

That's right. I'll team you're so silly. I know that Kylie Minogue's from down here and we love neighbours and we're all watching neighbours. That was on my Jeep. Of course, we need a little bit more room these days with the amount of kids we've got. We've got a fresh one in the oven. Well, that really doesn't excuse the amount of petrol that car uses.

I mean, no, it doesn't. But we do use diesel, which I believe is a little more environment. And you've just started using keep cups, Amara? I have just started using keep cups. The old ball and chain got me on it. That is actually her name. Ball and chain. I'm not being sexist there. Her name is

ball and chain banana. It's it's it's it's an awful coincidence. But ball and chain got me my love. I love my love. Ball and chain. Got me. I'm to you. Is this something you want to sit around for a while? I'm just need to make it clear that that is her name. It's an unfortunate name. I was not making some sort of old sexist. I hate those kind of jokes. I'm not that kind of person.

We have a very equal relationship. We share all the household duties. She's the love of my life. She allows me to have my career. She has her, her name is Bore and Jane. Now, did it have funny mention? because I wrote a song about the funny names that people have. Well, that's... Isn't it for the names that people have all across the world?

There's people, lots of different names like Jim and Mummord and James Lots of different names like Tim Susie Peter and also other ones as well like Zhao in the world Wow funny true and it makes you think in a way that you haven't thought about before. What that made me think of is how many funny names there are. That's right. And that's something I hadn't thought about before. Well, that's right. You might find in one school everyone's called Jack or Peter, but at another school everyone's got a different name in Sri Lanka. They would not be called Jack and Peter would they? And not in Indonesia, but everyone in the world doesn't matter if you're Black, brown,

pink or yellow. The world is a beautiful place, and that's why I wrote a song about it. About what's this song about? Colors are a great little thing to have. You paint a picture with lots of colors. Why is it? Why is? What? Thank you so much.

Can you play that song again? Absolutely. Absolutely. Wait, I'll just play it for a second. No, that's actually just where you need it. Lots of colors in the world No, no, I'm just singing the song which is I wrote myself Tim

You plagiarizing songs absolutely not in fact I wrote a song about plagiarism Surprising songs absolutely not in fact I wrote a song about plagiarism stop Tim that's a song you guys Sorry, yes, did you have a question for me Malcolm's actually something happened Just a couple seconds ago and we just like to figure it out. Cause there's one thing that we don't adhere to on this podcast. There's one thing here that we despise. Well there's two things. Coughing during a riff.

Oh, isn't that awful? Oh, you've got a dry throat. I love to have a bit of better, G. Shut the fuck up. Don't you dare. Shut the fuck up. Oh, geez, that's nasty language. And the second thing is plagiarism.

If you're plagiarism-meeting, that is the worst thing a human being can do. It's worse than manslaughter. Oh, I absolutely agree, and that's why I wrote a song about plagianism. Absolutely agree, and that's why I wrote a song about playgenesum When you pleasure eyes you're stealing someone's IP. They're a lintelectual What the fuck What the fuck

Tim Tim we got you on this podcast when you you had a tough time in Adelaide. Okay. Yep. Yep. When you had a tough time in Adelaide. The tuxedo cat is not the hub it used to be, but your ticket sales were just something else. So you came to me, you came to me at the Adelaide Festival artist bar and you asked me to

go on the podcast week. We're not really doing guests at the moment. Absolutely, and I appreciate it. We're still focusing on our voice. We gave you this opportunity to plug your show to about dozens of listeners. This is a song called Sound Sand Castle. When you build a sand castle with your grand, when you build a sand castle with your grand,

you go to the beach with Nan and you make your peas and yo'd crumble up in your toilet looks like Groot like gross Groot who wrote that song that was me I wrote it to Noisy biscuits, Mr. Nolly biscuits, that Sounded very familiar. No, that's menu new song I wrote yesterday, Moan. Tim, we're not saying that you're not bringing something new to the work. We're not saying that you're not writing the lyrics. But that music, at least two songs you've played today have lyrics on them already. It's like you're just googling some.

Absolutely not. They have an air. That's not the show it all. The songs have an air of you Google searching music. We're all the free music. It's actually putting karaoke in the Google search. Clearly, because a lot of them have vocals already recorded on it. And then the topics, the lyrical content

is of things that you have literally just said or that have come up in sort of riffs. And it's quite strange how you seem to have a song for not only do you have a song for everything that we're talking about, but then when you start to sing about it, the lyrics are literally just the observation that you've made early. And now when I think about it. The lyrics are literally just the observation that you've made. Now, when I think

about it, my favorite song from your show, Puppy Pants, has the exact same melody, top line, structure as yesterday by the Beatles. That's true, no, that's not true at all I mean. Okay, so you just said... I don't know which song you're talking about there. Puppy Pants. I remember it very well. Well, that's not what at all I mean okay, so you just know which song you're talking about there I repeat pants. I remember it very well. That's not what I'm playing now I did a poo inside my pants. Oh poo pee pants You played that at the end of your show and I was moved to tears and when I asked you When you wrote that song I said it sounds a lot like yesterday you said no That's just your ears. This is an Alennon McCartney this is an

naughty biscuit. I can play it now and we can listen if you'd like. I'd love to hear it again. Okay well this is a song isn't it naughty when you're going down the shops and you're and you feel something rumbling and your pants. That's right you might have done a poopy pants. Kim. I did a poop in me pants. Sorry. I did a poop in me pants. Sorry. Oh no.

Where's the local Lou where I can clean the poo out of me pants? Are you talking about that song? Tim. We are. Tim. I feel like a fool. Because I could actually hear McCartney singing in the background of the song. And it is so easy to find karaoke versions of metal songs.

It's so easy. They've all been done. The other thing is you could have just called that a parody song Tim, I'm disappointed. I Trusted you disappointed. I'm just down to think you're a bit of a bit of an idiot. No, absolutely not and Boom boys, it's okay that you've made a mistake. It's it's not true that first impressions last we all make mistakes Here's a song about making mistakes like breaking a glass or dropping a glass of apple juice. This is hard to do a mistake.

Mistakes are hard to make, but when you say, and sorry, that that's okay, when you're making a mistake. Okay. Tim, I've got one thing to say to you right now. Okay. I think I'm feeling this too. Tim, we made a mistake. We were wrong.

We were wrong. You are right in yourself. I have never heard anything that funny, that good for the kids. It makes you laugh. It makes you laugh. Thank you so much. I've got a little, I've got a, I've got a little, uh, eight-year-old.

Uh, she's, uh, she's so serious now. Uh, she's always so serious. Um, and I, just to see her having a laugh, she's getting bullied pretty badly. She's a great, uh, great, uh, three. Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. She's getting bullied by some of the other girls in her class. Getting a bit down. Nothing serious, but just getting a bit

down. We went to see your show and your song about bullying and turning that frown upside down. Really just, I really did turn her frown upside down. All right. Well, here's the song. It's about cyberbullying. When you get cyberbullied, you can feel rather bad. So you get off your fucking phone. You should get off your fucking phone. Sorry. Fucking stupid kids. Get off your fucking phone. Time out. time out. Yeah, we didn't do a language warning Tim because we didn't do it. I don't think as well Yeah, you know you so you did a song about Cyberbullying and and how and the negative effects of it it yeah, but then you started to cyber bully I thought I felt cyber bullied even though this is happening in person I

felt bullied and cyber bullied at the same time. Oh, let's have a good. Let's keep having a Let's keep listening to the song see if it was cyberbullying mark Marks a cunt Marks a cunt stop the song stop the song when at what when did you write this song? I wrote it three years ago It'd be first dead in Brafring, sure, right. I hadn't met you then No, we haven't met I didn't know you I didn't know you tool to last year at the gilded balloon We both did shows of the kids and I remember we were both considering killing ourselves halfway through the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and we're up the top there on the Guild of

Blue and Artispar. You know that lead. Yeah, it was on at 7am and you did 12 a day. It's a great time. 12 songs a day for I think it was 136 days in a row. Then you go day off at the end, which is weird. The day off is at the end. Doesn't make sense. They should just end at a day earlier. And so both about to throw ourselves off the balcony at the top of the blue.

Theodarium, remember, Karen, Karen was in the corner there talking to you need to move on. Karen was talking to that. Who's that piece of shit from? Who's that fucking piece of shit? I don't know, you're probably not afraid of who you're going to say. If you're going to say someone, are you going to say. So if you're going to say someone, what's it, are you going to nip? Isn't it funny when robots dance? I saw robots dancing in the street. I saw robots dancing with their feet. They were eating mashbinana. They were eating lots of biscuits.

They were the robots doing the robot boogie. When you see your robot girl, grab a robot boogie. When you see your robot girl grab that robot boogie girl and dance with her all the time. That robot boogie, it's my favorite kind of boogie. Apart from the boogles in your nose, oh gross. Robot's dance and robots, brads. Robots love to put on funny hats robots love robots love the love each other when they dance

You get a robot in your house and they love to clean and dance in the middle of the night, one night, When I'm out like an apple juice, Us knock out to the kitchen And pour me self-adrigged and I saw that robot boogie in the street. He was dancing around, he was dancing brown, And the other robots came out to dance. And the robots all had fun, and we all had spaghetti, because robots love spaghetti.

If you love spaghetti, and you love robots, then come along and robot dance. You should robot dance with your robot mate and go play soccer in the park. When my mum takes me and my robot to the park, we have Strasbourg And we all have sliced apple and some grapes. Fruit and vegetables really yummy have it with your robot friend. Fruit and vegetables really yummy. Here's the fruit and vegetables I eat. Mango pour pour lots of strawberries, blueberries and mango and all so bananas. Yes, there's some fun to eat but have an adult cut them up for you It's important to get an adult to cut your fruit and vase because you might hurt your finger

But back to the robots I saw them dancing come and do a robot dance with me Sorry, I'm just back from the bathroom. Did you just play us a song? Absolutely. I'm so sorry I missed it. Would you mind playing it again for us? No problem at all! It goes like this. Hey! Hey robot, get out of the kitchen. I was in the kitchen one day. You're working on my ham and pastrami and I saw a robot dancing.

I saw a robot dancing. It was a cheeky robot doing a dance. Robots are a program for cleaning up around the house, but they can also dance and sing! If you find a robot who loves to dance, then say, hey robot come dance with me! Robots like to salsa dance, it's their favourite dance, but they also love doing the robot.

So you should find a robot and have a little dance and learn some cool dance moves from them. A robot dance is my favourite kind of dance, it helps me to dance. Robert dancing is my favourite dance. Also playing with my friend Aaron. Aaron has big pants, big, big pants. He's got the biggest pants you've seen. They come from his hips right down to his toes. What a naughty boy is Aaron.

robots are fun and robots are good. Come to a robot dad. If you love to robot dads, they robot dads with me. They robot dance with me. I saw my dad come home from the bank. He works at a bank and he came home and he saw the robot dancing and he said, hey, let give me that a try. And me doorkey dad, he did a robot dance all around the kitchen and the lounge room And then the robot came out and said hey dad you're a dog but you love your robot dance Robots dance all around the house while they vacuum the carpet and they love to dance because they're my robot

dancers I love robots a beep a beep a beep a beep a beep a beep a bob robot dancing with my friends, RoboDance. Wow, wow, wow, that was amazing. That was amazing. That was so good. Is what I would have said if I'd heard it, but unfortunately I had to take a toilet break. Can I hear that tug again? Absolutely.

I can. I'm very fond of happily doing that for you right now. If that's really what you want. 100% I'm 100% I'm going to be completely honest with you. No. I did hear it.

So for me, he's already done it twice. It would be so easy for you to just go back and listen to it. However, I love it so much. I didn't get you to do it a third time. It would be a reminisc of myself. I've heard you mix it up a little bit as well, so I just want to hear what you do and then listen back. All right. This is a song about one day I got home from kindergarten

and I've been painting finger paintings all day. And when I came in the house with me mum, Lisa. I saw a robot doing a funny thing. I was coming home from the shops. I carried some cereal for breakey the next day. And I walked in the door and I saw a funny robot doing some silly. The robot was moving his legs in funny ways, his arms were flabbling back and forth. I thought, hey robot, what the hell are you doing and he said I'm doing a robot dance

He was doing the robot dance. He was doing the robot dance. He was dancing around He was dancing around the kitchen. It was dancing around the backyard. I said can I join in to And he did a little dance and he did a a little bronze. And my little brother Sam, he joined in. And he danced around the kitchen and me neighbours, joined in there from India, but they're welcome too. And we danced with me robot, and we danced all around. And we danced to the robot song. The robot's me favorite his name is Shim and he is me robot from Japan and he tells me stories about Japan and how

they dance in Japan and how they dance in India too. But wherever you're from we all love fruit and vegetables and apple juice. And we did the robot dance. Yes we did. The robot dance. And we wanted to kill ourselves. And the robot said, Hey I love you Timmy Norsie biscuits. I love you. And you're on a trade all. Robot, robot, robot, dance, robot, robot, robot, robot, robot, robot, robot, robot dance. And this is the last time I'll be doing the robot dance robot dance with your friends Robot dance Robot dance Incredible I

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I really think you can listen back. What do you think, Mark? What do you think, Mark? What do you think, Mark? It's hard for me to give my opinion because I was so distracted the last time I've been doing broadcast dance. All right. So I feel like I've only heard it once.

So, well, I don't need to hear it again. I did miss that third rendition of it. And for me, it'll be reminiscs of myself To not at least get the first half of the robot Just do just do the first half just to where you're comfortable right? That's all right. It's just so I've got it in my head and then we can and then we can move on So I was going to the Westfield Supermarket the other day with my grandma and pop We were buying biscuits and cheese for lunch when I realized something funny in that tech window

I said hey, man pop. What's that robot doing? They said he's doing the robot dance. I was buying cheese and pickles with me, and my friend came over and he said, hey, have you got a robot and can he do the boogie? It was the robot dance. And the robot did a boogie that I'd never seen before. I said, Ma'am Pop, can I buy that robot? And they said absolutely would cost ten quid. And we bought the robot there and then. And he did the robot boogie, yes he did. The robot dance.

He did it all in the car home. We were in Halvox Hall astra and he did the robot boogie and we stopped at Prittamanger for a sandwich. That's half way through. Oh great, sorry. I was just tying my shoe like- No! Never you're ready, let's do the first half. Sorry, did you just do it? Yes. Oh, I'm so sorry I was tying my shoe I missed it completely just the first half Just mad this man's giving your films up as if the episode's over

Just the first time it's only half the song. That's right. The podcast goes for too short anyway I think we could get to 40 with this all right one more time. I'll do the first off of this song even a quarter All right, the first quarter would be magic. I would love to just hear the first quarter All right, all right the first. I don't know how to start the song All right, one sec. You want to hear the right? Just the first quarter Yo, I was in the savanna With with me friend, savannah pita, and he saw some funny in between the cheaters and hyenas.

He saw some real funny in between the trees and the grass. I was in Africa with the savannah and I saw funny, shiny looking thing. It was a robot there, dancing away, with the monkeys and the cheetos and the hippos. He was doing a song funny with his dancing scenes. He was dancing like a monkey and a giraffe, and he said to me, what are you doing? And I said, I'm watching you, what are you doing? And I said, I'm watching you, what are you doing? He's doing the robot boogie, yes he's doing the robot dance. African version, he was doing it with his friends, the monkeys.

Yes he was doing it, he was doing it. And whenever you're ready. What do you mean when I'm ready? Just whenever you're ready. That first, we got to hear that first quarter. I just did the first half of the song. Oh, we were getting coffee and biscuits. I didn't realize.

I thought you were gonna wait until we came back from coffee and biscuits. All right, I'm going to get one more time. Just an ape. I'm just getting to know. One more time. And an ape. I'm just gonna get into it. Just an ape. Just an ape. Just an ape.

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I'm just gonna get into it. I'm just gonna get into it. I'm just gonna get into it. I'm just gonna get into it. I've tied my shoelace, I've been to the bathroom, I've gotten coffee and biscuits, a coffee and biscuits for everyone. All right. It's the eighth of the season. Are you ready? Yes.

Yes. I was in this the first, the furthest parts of Asia, trying Singapore noodles and fried rice. Really, all we need to hear is an eighth. I just didn't hear it. You just did it then? Yes. We were getting hysterectomies. We were just getting hysterectomies real quick.

Why did you do it in the middle of our hysterectomy appointments? You knew I had to go under general. Guys, I'm leaving And if you don't want to hear the robot book you saw And that's on here because I'm doing I've done the robot. This is where you're confused We want to hear the robot book with desperate to hear I've only just just a six year at once all its way through Just a six-eighth of the Rogot movie song. The first five seconds, I wouldn't kill. Just hear the five first seconds again.

Please. The five first seconds. Yeah, that would actually make sense. I want to hear the first seconds five times. That's all he wants to hear is just you doing the first second of the song Alright! I was... I was...

I was... I was... I was... I was... Yes, so three more times and then I will have heard all five. Caught the first two? Listen, yeah. He only caught the first two.

I had to pop out because I'd rather have tea. I was watching you the whole time. I can see you. You've both been sitting there. I feel like you're pulling my leg. Oh, well, I just wasn't paying attention. Excuse me, we're not pulling your dick. I said leg, mate.

Oh, wow. That's not my bad. I'm gonna plate the robot book before it's on for you or more time. All the way before you do before you do You've just wrapped in Adelaide you just did the four five weeks in Adelaide Absolutely had a great time in the garden of on earth I need to know so you did the kid show you did the late night variety show you did your adult show

Yep, and I've recycled a vast 80,000 Australian dollars and now I'm going to trade hall at Melbourne comedy festival Oh, it's going to be great. I've heard it's a hub. You're not worried about audiences going Absolutely not too far from the Shuttle bus and you know what and you're doing the factory and Sydney yeah Absolutely the factory here. Where Yeah, absolutely the factory. Yeah. Very performing in Brisbane.

I'm performing the powerhouse. If you want to check out more, what are your socials? Tinnoty biscuits across the board. Who's me platform? We will of course be talking. I'm very excited. We've secured an interview with your manager, Sarah, next week. I'm very excited to talk to her, but in the meantime, thank you so much for coming on Tim Noughty Biscuits. Yeah, an absolute pleasure. No, it's all the young kids who might be listening today as well. So finishing off rounding up our podcast in its entirety, Tim Noughty Biscuits, we'll

be performing for you. His song from his live show What's It Called? It's called Robot Dance. Robot Dance. I can't wait to hear it. Here is Tim Naughty Biscuits with Robot Dance Boogie. Absolutely, this song is dedicated to all the robots out there. I was 5,000 leagues underwater when I noticed a funny thing. Beneath all the fishes and the coral and the seaweed, deep beneath a sunken pirate ship, it was a robot doing something funny. He was dancing in a funny, funny way. He was moving with his feet. He was moving with his bum. He was doing the robot dance. He was moving with his bum. He was doing the robot dance. He was doing the robot boogie in the water.

Even but that's because he can. He doesn't need to breathe. He doesn't have lungs. He just charges his battery. And this robot must have been waterproof. Because he was doing the robot boogie. He was doing the robot dance. He was dancing in funny, funny ways.

He was dancing through the water and I had a scuba diving suit on. That's how I didn't suffer kid. And we ate some mashy peas and we put them in our nose. And we laughed because they looked like Buggles Anyway, we're dancing around in the fucking water and we did some dancing with the robot And he went beep, boop, boop, beep, I'm a robot, I'm a robot from Japan I need to be too bad And we had funny dreams

About how we danced all day We did the dream boogie in our sleep And me grandmama was there She passed away in real life But then the robot came back and said Let's watch a streaming platform So we watched when we danced And we ate some corn and pureed old potatoes

And then we went outside and we played futsal Indoor soccer outside And we played the robot. The robot was really good. He picked him like David Beckham. And then we all went to the shops and we had some chocolate. He clears. The robot boogie with me, robot friends.

Good night, me robot friends good night me robot friend robot Well, thank you so much and we can't wait to hear no Unfortunately, we did miss it. I'm leaving all right well And I'm so sorry listen as if you didn't get to hear the robot buggy because you were too busy contemplating life, tying your shoe, getting coffee and biscuits. That was the last opportunity, I guess, we'd ever have. That was Tim Sogi biscuits.

You can catch him all the way out at Trades Hall you can if you can get directions there somehow good luck. It's quite a hike Good night Australia This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network visit planet broadcasting comm for more podcasts from our great mates I mean if you want it's up to you I mean, if you won't, sub to you.