Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 142 - Ben Russell and the Pre-Cums

Episode Date: April 2, 2019

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Mark Benano. Hey everyone, thanks so much for having me on the podcast. I see you've brought a friend. I have, it's Ben. Hello, it's me, Mark Benano. Oh, thank you. Oh, that's right, you were not here one day, you had. That's right, vaginitis. one day, you had... That's right, vaginitis.

And... Ben played you. Yeah. Yes. Yes. How was that experience? It was, you know, a lot of people say that Heath Ledger, you know, never got over the Joker. And that is similar.

It's what killed him. If you look it up yeah yeah it drove him mad yeah and that's why he killed himself after playing a different role after playing a different yeah yeah yeah yeah you did you you have two things I want to plug little scamps little scamps what are you tube I just want to focus on that it was it was it was to YouTube it was purely because post collection took too long we We have over 10,000 subscribers. Little scams, you and Xavier Micolidys. We've got 200 subscribers.

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So damn much. Huge. Oh, I thought you were money. I meant money, that's a huge amount of money. No, no, no, no, that's a huge amount of money. I think we do it like 500 bucks. That's pretty good. That's great.

Everyone has to start somewhere. I'm not going to plug your Patreon though, because we're in a period of growth for our own Patreon So I'm gonna take this opportunity to plug the anti-donna Patreon I'd rather see you die of hunger and see us lose one Well, we don't really make any money off of it If you're not a Patreon for anti-donna I haven't put my bank details attached to it yet So all that Patreon money is just sort of...

Well did you see the voiceover guy? Fiveer won't give him his money now because he got banned from it. So that I'm read it. Fiveer. So get on that now before you get kicked off Patreon for, you know, you're not a member of the alt-right or anything. No, not at the moment. No.

But you have then? Oh no, but I was thinking... member of the alt-right or anything? No, not at the moment. No. But you have then? Oh no, but I was thinking, oh! Oh, this leftist, all the bloody SJWs. Yes. Free speech. Yes. Free, free, peach.

Free speech. You do carry to the speech. Do you do a Jordan Peterson? I do actually. Oh great. I'd love to the page. Do you do a Jordan Peterson? I do actually. Oh, great. I'd love to hear it. Okay. Can you talk to me about your old-bathed diet Jordan Peterson?

Doing an old-bath diet. It's a... A lot of these hysterical women. They're absurd. They're emotional. They're emotionally hysterical. I go, make... I got a lot of women as clients.

I see I'm a psychologist and they all say, what can I do to be a better woman? And I say, look at the lobsters. Look at the lobsters. Okay, I eat all meat and my diet. It's terrible. I'm vitally It's absurd but but it's what I am doing It's why doing for no reason I doesn't doesn't feed up on any autoimmune deficiencies you have

Absolutely not You're snoring is still still snore terribly. I'm still a gigantic answer and the old beef diet hasn't changed that I want to have sex with the fish Right I want to grab the fish from the ocean and I want to put it on my genitals A lot of people say that's absurd Put it on my genitals. A lot of people say that's absurd. Where would you, how genuinely curious, would you put it in the mouth of the fish, or would you find another sort of arophage? What you're saying is so hysterical, it doesn't make any sense.

It's absurd. Very good. Thank you. Oh, you're back. Oh, Ben, how are you? We've become more structured in our Patreon, what's this called? It's Patreon. It's a podcast.

It's a real structured piece of improvisation these days. So what we'd ask from you is to bring in structure. A structure and you blow your mind. Well, I've got two pictures for you. Okay. I first one It's a tent. I hope the King's Peach I can't keep going it's got It's got the guy I put music under while you pitch the king's peach and it's got the dude that's it that that What's that actors name? It was Colin Firth. Colin Firth. It's got Colin Firth And he is afraid he doesn't like peaches. Yeah, but he gets a alleged sex offender to

help him conquer his fear to eventually eat the peach. Yeah, yeah, and eventually it's the peach in front of a whole stadium of subjects. Right. And he wins World War II. Okay, cool. We love that idea. We love you. It's interesting.

And that's what's important. So anything with you, I think we're excited to be a part of. Can we hear your second pitch now? Second one, I don't have a title for it. I was hoping to workshop with you guys. I guess. But it's minority report, but for CUMS. So in the future,ums are illegal. People are cloned in tops.

Everyone's got blue balls. Everyone's got to need and there are precogs that are kept in a stasis like coma, the dream and in their dreams they dream of Cums yet to happen. Should they be called precogs? Is there another name there that could work? Precums. There you go. There's three precomes. There's three precomes and they're in a nice They detect the precome. Yeah, they detect the precomes detect the precome and they go this come this little squirt of come will become more come yeah it opens let's sorry scratch the pitch we're doing it yeah yeah we don't need the pitch opens it opens there's flashes of images man and his wife knocking things over he's like I'm sorry and He's like, I'm sorry. And she's like, no, Daniel! And then we zoom out

more and we come out of the eye of one of the female precomes is the most powerful pre-comes. That's true. Yeah. How do I know which one's the most powerful? Well, the female. Of course. The female. The female is the most powerful.

You better watch. How come? Every thing, every organism. That female. The female is the most out of watching. You better watch. You better watch. Every thing, every organism on this planet. I just want to say very quickly, if you haven't watched the film My Honorary Report and you feel out of it, you're with me. Yeah. I've not watched it.

Broden serves the purpose of being the audience. Yeah. So essentially, so I just want to make, sorry, I guess. Broden serves the purpose of being the audience. Yeah, in this so essentially And I just want to make I'm sorry. No, I just want to make it clear that whilst I have seen my minority report I haven't seen it since about 2007. I watched it recently. I watched the first 20 minutes last year I was on 10 bold. I think I've seen it with 10 page Which one you reckon 10 bold kind of show. Yeah, because I mean on one side You've got action on the other side Tom I

Just and at his prime as well. I did absolutely physical well I think of him in that movie with Dustin Hoffman, where he's helping him out to rain boys. Rain boys, rain boys, rain boys. Rain boys, rain boys. And everybody loves that movie. The woman they selected,

the woman they selected to be as wife, was felt imprisoned for years. Oh, puppy, puppy, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm going to be sleeping around on the floor. Oh my god, he just, it's so hot. It's got so on you. I think I've seen Minority Report easily over 50, 60 times. I love this movie. I know it very, very well. I bought it on DVD.

The day it came out. Oh, wow. Yeah. That would be more impressive if it was on Blu-Ray. So what, so we're in a position where someone's, Blu-Ray, Blu-ray's did not exist at the time. Yeah, but that's why I couldn't have possibly, that would have been very impressive. Because I would have gone into the future like the pre-crums.

Yeah, okay, so. I could have foreseen it if I was a pre-crum. My question is, you've seen it recently, Ben. Mark, it's in my DNA, it's in your DNA. Brodans never seen the film and I haven't seen it for a while So my question is how Brodans and I can contribute to this podcast. Okay. I don't think I think this is probably better if you don't I remember Colin Farrell was in it Yeah, Colin Farrell's in it. He's gonna talking about an orgy of evidence which comes in later

Yeah, I remember and he's got an American accent and a very good one. He's good at the American accent very good American stranger to it. I also remember there's a bit where Tom Cruise's eyes get cut out And with my favorite Peter storm air favorite Peter Stormair. And then he used Tom Cruise. He got me here. Yeah, I only have eyes for you. And then there's that crazy little um... Well then he uses his eyes to get into a high security clearance thing. Yes. But it's a bit odd that they haven't switched off Tom Cruise's eyes because he's a future div at that point. What no he doesn't when what when he gets into the temp Oh, yes, of course. Is it better is it better to act this out? Okay, okay? Yeah, I would say so

So there's just one other piece of knowledge that you need to know is that when the pre comes see the vision of a come Mm-hmm. So that it can't be forged because they take these comes very seriously in the future. There is a machine that has collected all of the old com and frozen that old com into a ball to like a ball of old try come, of wood and then of wood, a come of wood and then of wood a come of wood Mm-hmm. Yeah big and then the name of the individual who's going to do a come that the pre comes see is engraved Well embossed with come Into the ball of come because every come is different like you can't know one come is ever you can't forge a come in this world Okay, and in this world as well. Well, it's one of the most unforgable comes. So you know the bit in the movie, how Tom Cruise is swishing his hands through the imagery.

Yeah, it's using an Xbox Connect. My question is, is this more in this version of the story as he's swishing his hand through come? That's disgusting. That is really gross. No, he's playing Star Wars Connect. Yeah, he's dancing. He's dancing to Am Solo, Am Han Solo, Am Han Solo, and then... He comes.

He comes. And they see the cum, right? And they're like, you've just been implicated in a come by the pre-comes, and he's like, I didn't do it. I didn't do it, but meanwhile, a little bit of, can we just pause? A little backstory. Okay, sure.

Tom Cruise, who was played by Tom Hanks in this one. Okay. And he's playing the part of Tom Cruise. Yeah, that's right. I can't wait to see that Broden do you want to play Kamal Farrell What do you want to play? Oh?

I thought there was a song you wanted me to play no, no, no, no, character camel feral who is the FBR investigating FBI officer? Absolutely and he looks at Tom Hanks very sharp if I remember correctly in a a vest and Suit pants but no jacket is a lawful good right now. Yes. Yes. That's a good memory Yeah, he was here a romantic lead or a swash buckuckling. No, you think that he is a bad guy, but actually he's just a by the book FBI. Yes, and then the old can't ends up being the bad guy. Yes, spoiler. Spoiler.

You can't spoil this. Okay, it's unspoilable. Can you unspoilable? Here's my question, sorry, pause for a second. Does come spoil? No, that's why I was saying it's unspoilable because come like this film is unspoilable. A lot like honey. Honey can never go off. So if I would have lived it's past its expiry date. No, but even then it won't, you can still eat it.

You can still eat it. Yeah, but then it's off. Yeah, but it's still able to be eaten. Except, yes. It's just crystal crystalizes it won't make you sick great pass. It's expiry date. No, it won't Yes, I agree. Okay. Thank you. Thanks guys. Let's get back into it so He has been implicated in this come are you suggesting that if you ate Crystalized honey if nothing would happen. Unless you're using a knife with a bit of butter on it and you've been scooping, then there might be butter in the honey container that has been bombed.

But that's not the honey going bad. Honey has natural antibuy and deuterium. Yeah, what we're saying the same thing is past the expiration date of honey, it goes bad and you'll get sick if you eat it. Sorry. No, no, no. We're saying different things goes bad and you'll get sick if you eat. Sorry. No, no, no. You're saying different things. What are you saying?

It never goes off. Yeah, except for past expiring date. That's right. Not even. We're saying the same thing. So let's get back into it. Honey goes off. Honey goes on.

Let's. All right. Sorry, I'm sorry if we can just pause that for a second, bro. I remember reading a story once about uh... archaeologists uh... opening a tune in ancient egypt to me there was a there was a jar of honey there and they ate some of the honey and they were fine the honey was still good yeah ancient because it's expiry date wasn't for another couple days

no no they didn't have expiry date yet but no no did i think. No, no, no, I think we're saying the same thing. It had to expire. You're just saying, you're different. Guys. I'm pretty different. Could it be that there's a best before? Not a best before. Best before.

What is the difference between best before? Oh, I'm a fucking hell. Brody, can you explain this guy? You must fucking God. You must use the milk by this date or it goes bad It's bad like honey it goes bad. No or was that yeah or hey just so you know These Oreos are best before this day So they're done after this day because you can indulge after this day

But if you want them when they're at their best peak, don't eat it So really so best before is more like things like Oreos used by is like something that goes bad Tom Cruise is best before Pretty much maybe like a couple of 2002 I disagree with that the most recent Fucking mission impossible grossed huge Sorry Fucking mission impossible grossed huge Sorry Go go go How many times do I have to tell you tell that cruise is not listening to this podcast?

I just think we don't know that you're always defending him on the chair on the off-chance at Tom Why who was that hey? It's me Tom cruise You as cruise has come into the podcast. I just want to see. Rotate. Yeah, I knew, I knew, I knew all along. It's funny. It is funny.

What, he hasn't even called in. He's just popped into the studio. I'm just popping it. I'm just popping it. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise.

Which, so Tom Cruise, you have just been, we've just found out that you're about to do a come, which is against in the movie. Law. It's against current law. And a camel farrel is going to hunt you down. Sorry. Who am I playing in this? You're playing the pre-com. You're playing one of the pre-coms. Samantha Morton. Yes, who got nominated for a bunch of Academy Awards and now, what does

she do? I think she does like some TV shows. There's one bit, you might not remember it as Zack, but later on, I'll tell you when to do it later on You're gonna be in Tom Cruise's house, right? And you're gonna be Giving Tom Cruise a memory of what it was like when it would have been like if his son hadn't Been murdered and Taken away from him and then in the middle of that story He's gonna be crying and his ex-wife's gonna be then they're gonna be crying like oh my god this is what our life would have been like and then she goes I'm sorry Tom you have to come now he goes what and then she goes

just then all of the police descend upon this house by the lake. You've just been caught. And they put a halo on you, which is like a coma inducing a crown. So I'll let you know when you have to say, I'm sorry Tom, you have to come now, and then screen come. So loud that it frightens everyone. I think we do the Kings Peach.

You want to do the Kings Peach? All right, let's do the Kings Peach. It just seems to me like this is so complicated. No! I have no idea what you're talking about. For you? Yeah. But I have been discussed.

I have the eye of the audience. I think the audience would be right on board now. Yeah. I think we're really good. All right. I don't want to play Samantha Morton. I want to play Steven Spielberg. Well then I'm playing Samantha Morton because I know how to do the combat, I want to play Steven Spielberg. Well then, I'm playing Samantha Morton because I know how to do the come bit.

I want to play Steven Spielberg. I just want to say action and things like that. But you know that wouldn't happen, stop them, you see. You know that wouldn't happen in the telling of the story. Yeah, that's more of a, you can play them in the BTS, you know, DVD or blue-ray picture. I think we can work in a little bit of Steven Spielberg directing the film can't we? we can but can you do it in a way where he weaves into the story of minority report and not stops the story never in kind of an emlight em night Shyamalan kind of way kind of way I can come in and he's like

You didn't get you didn't get hurt You're unbreakable Action, and I see you at a football game Can I play the King of England? Yes in the King's pitch. No in my narrative. What I'm playing King George Okay, great with the starter the stemmer Okay, and what's his feelings towards the peaches? I Have a voice. I have a pitch Yeah, that all right

and action So he's been implicated in doing the come and he does what? But are you narrating or are you doing? I think they're what you were playing to cut. Sorry. Sorry. I should have said cut cut. Okay Sorry, I'm sorry Steven. Yeah, I'm Tom Hanks. slaying Tom Cruise. Yeah. No! When we start the music and we start playing, we don't need you to narrate what's happening and we need you to beat in it. All right.

That's what our audience has come to know more about. If we can, sorry, I just for the sake of streamlining this film set. You're like creamlining. Oh boom. Come. They high-fived. They high-fived. lining this film set. Like cream lining. Oh boom. Come. They high-fived. They high-fived.

Can we just take all directions for actors through me? So just tell me, what do you need this to tell Tom? Yeah, I understand. You need one line of communication. That's fair. Otherwise, you don't want actors getting four different notes from four different people.

Yeah, so what do you need me to tell Tom? I need you to tell Ben, okay, that when we go into the, oh, you can tell Ben this. Sorry, I just, I totally went on and then just, then tell Tom. Okay. Then tell Tom.

Tell Tom that when you call action, okay, we want him to be in the story, not in the right or explain the story. Okay, Ben, Tom, Tom? Yeah, the right or explain the story. Okay, Ben, Tom? Tom? Yeah, just have fun up there. Okay. Okay, so I needed to change the word a little bit.

He needs to change the word. He needs to have fun up there, I can't. All right, you know your job. Oh, yeah. You working on your Tom, eh? Oh, yeah. Buzz! Okay, collection. What? You work it on your tummy. Oh yeah Buzz okay collection What collection yet collection well? I'm as the sound going action no, I need so I need like the sound guy to go cool cut speed cut

I need to say I'm going to go speed speed and then someone to say rolling rolling action I say I'm gonna go speed, speed, and then someone to say rolling, rolling, action. I've gotta, I gotta run. You know that I didn't do this. I'm gonna find out who framed my come, and I'm gonna put a stop to them. I did not come. I did not come! Take me with you. We're not up to that point in the story yet.

Okay. Cut. Cut, that's a cut. So what happened there? Come in. Hello, it's me. Produced a gender bond. Hey, gender bonds. Hey, too.

Hello, listen, Steven. Yeah. Got a little bit, uh, is Is South African? I don't think so. I thought it was a pretty form from the Netherlands. Oh, yeah, that's a similar act. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So listen, Steven, we've got some heat coming from, you know, the studio. Okay. Yeah. And train works. We just tell them to turn the air conditioner on because I, oh great. Thank you very much By gender bonds

If I gender bond And camera speed rolling rolling and action I'm statement this field Come in hey, it's gender bond again Sorry, I call cut Well, I think we can all call cut all right. You can call cut. No, no, no I don't want to step on anyone's toes if you're the one who calls cut. Let's just make that a rule if the rule wasn't set Okay, now for clarity if you need me to call cut just ask ask me. I'll call cut. I'll just ask you if we should call cut. Alright.

Jan, what's that mean? Hey, it's actually Amblin Entertainment, which is your own... Yeah, I own Amblin. So if there's any issues from Amblin, I could tell them off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, great. I just wanted to make sure it's getting distributed by, of course, DreamWorks and... Which I am a... I think I own about 24%. I just wanted to make sure it's getting distributed by of course dream works and Which I am a

22% 20% or you're a dream works. Oh, you do very rich man Yeah, I'm worth about three billion dollars heat fan now. We're turned it down. Did you work on heat? Yeah? I know that was a big a big influence for the film the dark night and Heath Ledger killed himself over that movie and Action I'm hello. I'm King George you got to take out my eyes Oh you I'm there pre on the you're not in yet. He takes a pre-com about King George. Okay. I

Sorry, no, no, no, we're not sorry. No, we are not calling cut. Keep the music going. Keep acting. I'll call cut Stephen No, I will call cut. I'm gonna ask you if you can call cut. Yeah, I keep acting all this side. Someone's at the door, hang on. Hello. Hello, I'm Gerald Robert. Jerry Mullen. I am a executive producer. I work for Ambulance. You sound, you sound, I'm gonna go with this,

but I just need to say you sound like season one home of Simpson. Oh no. Oh March. Oh come on March.! Hi, Gerald. I think I've met you. We know each other quite well. Oh, yes.

I worked with you very closely on Jurassic Park. Great work. Executive producing, man. Ah, listen, we've got some worried people worried. Mm-hmm. People worried, worried people. Mm-hmm. And they're worried about all this and come.

The come is an issue. We've just got so much in the back lot and it is starting to solidify. What have we changed the come to murders? Murder? That's a fantastic idea. Okay, great. Thank you very much my only worry with murders is that might get in the way of the pg 13 writing

it's a bit of a way could we make it come i think that's a fantastic i'll let me ask one second hello come on i'm knocking the door outside yeah that's okay i got confused i thought it was the door inside so i said hello hello. Hello. It's me Walter F. Parks. Hey, Walter I'm American producer screenwriter and executive producer of a minority report. Yes. Yeah. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. I was just knocking on my own door Oh, just to make myself feel like someone wanted to say hi to me. Okay. And action.

My lovely wife. Her name is Laurie. She's so wonderful. I know all of this. If we're rolling, we're wasting so much 35 on this. Can we please call cut? Because we've called action and we're still filming. So come in.

One of the executive producers. Steven. I'll call cut when I'm on the director. Okay. Who's this? and we're still filming. So come in. One of the executive producers. Steven? I'll call Kat when I'm on the director. OK. Who's this? Who are you? We've got to change my eyes out. King of England.

Yes, hello. I'm the king of. Oh, would you like a peach? Oh, my goodness. The King of... Oh, would you like a peach? Oh, my goodness. It's an alleged sex offender. England. Oh, would you like a peach? Oh, hello. Sex offender. Dig the peach. I don't want it! I don't want it! Damn! God, damn! Peaches! I want my voice! Damn! Got it, damn! Peaches! I want my voice!

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Top of the blue one Tomato Let us remember and all what have we got for the vegan? Oh, like nothing nothing Oh man, I'm so sad people have eaten all the bacon. Oh, there's another tray Yeah, I love bacon. It's my favorite. Sorry guys, I'm a method actor. Yes, I'm a method actor. Please give me some bacon. Woo lunch! Give me some bacon.

Woo lunch. All right, we're back from lunch. All right, so I'm acting as... I'm breaking, that's just fast forward. I'm breaking to the temple. Temple of the pump. In the temple, right. What would that song be called? Because I have the soundtrack here to my narrator report.

Cut. It would be on everybody run everybody run everybody's got the runs everybody runs so it's actually this to be much earlier in the film but I look I'm happy to how much have we spent on this group just then that was not made that was gross that guys you're gross. Sorry, cut. Um, cut. How much have we spent on this movie so far? 20 billion dollars. I'm happy to cut our losses and just act the movie. But it's out.

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All of the sudden. No, because you're not gonna do that because I Because I would have pre-cumbed it! Bro, you want it fast forward to the end. This is a brilliant way to tie the pot in and no one is fucking getting on board. I'm with ya. It was all a pre-cumbed- I would be on board if I had any idea what was happening. Ah, bro, it would all make-

This whole podcast would make sense if you'd seen the film. Contact her. Anyway, thank you so much, Fid. this whole podcast would make sense if you'd seen the film. Anyway, thank you so much, Finn. That's all I am to you. Oh really, that's it. Oh, we're just half an hour. Okay. It's 40 minutes. It's for the people.

It's for the people wanted it to be 10 minutes longer. But okay. But Mark, bring it all together. Bring it all together. It's back. It's back. Okay. And Michael Kane is going gonna read out all the names

of people who've deleted their page. Oh! It's my page. We'll beep him out. First of all, it's Cameron Fisher. He used to be eight dollar left hand pledge. It's deleted that. Cut afford it.

Brent Sprackle. Is this it my, does this? Is this it my minority report? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is a part of the wearer. Michael Cain calls that. Michael Cain calls that. All the people that haven't subscribed to their Patreon that have taken away.

Matthew Bouchette. Jack Crumb. I just worry that this is going to make people... Damn, it's Screby. I feel like that will bully them if they are... Harrison Hooper. Alright, that's it. Michael Cain, that's enough.

Okay, I will continue on with Taboofy. I am also... No, we're done. It's Michael Kayn in Mark, it's really important that you wrap this together. You gotta wrap it all up. I do your idea. Okay, so...

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Spielberg. What? You're arresting me. Cut, you can't cut, I'm cutting. What? Do you think it's funny when you think about it? No, at some point in our lives, somewhere in Hollywood, California, Steven Spielberg.

Well, listen to this. Just done a big come. Oh. Like, think about it. Like, Spielberg has done a come. Does he have children? Yeah. Are they little Spielbergs?

Yeah. I'm sure he does. And he's done big cums. When you say he's done cut, sorry, can we cut? No, no. You didn't call action? No, we're still rolling. Action.

When you say he's done big cums. No, cut. Sorry. But what? You can't be talking about the plot. You got to act when I say action you didn't say action We're shooting on 35 mil film. Yeah, that's very expensive. It's very expensive. I told you that You didn't know that I know that he shoots on film. It's very clear

I think mine already reported a better undue job rolling. What do you think about Netflix? What do I think about Netflix? I've never heard of it, it's 2001. Cut. Good answer. I don't know whether I should be playing the music or not anyway. I think you should. Cut. And action.

Speed. Rolling. Cut. You're fired, Mark. No, you have to wait. I was doing you a favor. You said action. We weren't rolling and we hadn't called speed. Mark, stand. You called it and I was doing you a favor you said actually we weren't rolling and we hadn't called spade

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