Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 143 - LAN PARTY

Episode Date: April 9, 2019

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planet broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Mmm, yum. Oh yum yum yum. Oh. Wow, what a delicious breakfast that I've had at 6am. I've gotten up early to prepare my house because two of my best fucking friends in the fucking world are coming over and boy have I got a surprise for them.

There's something in my life that I love, oh well no podcast by the way, there's something in my life that I absolutely love that I absolutely adore that I de jour genes and that is computer games. I love playing them. I especially love playing them when I have friends over and we have a cup of tea and we tickle each other and we turn the lights off and film it and then send it into a place where I get like 200 bucks a video. But today I'm having to all my best friends over. I can't wait for them to arrive. God, it's 12 o'clock in the afternoon.

Can you not bang on that table please? Sorry, but I'm here. Oh, right, oh my God, I just, I didn't even realize. I tried knocking on the door that you wouldn't respond. So now I've knocked on the, on the table. We're here for the LAN party you wouldn't respond, so now I've knocked on the table. We're here for the LAN party. That's right, I'm having a LAN party. Not to be confused with you. Remember last time I invited you over for a LAN party and you just brought a Lego LAN and

you're like, I'm here for the LAN party and I was like, you fucking cunt and I kicked you out of my house. Let me tell you for a month. Let me tell you the snacks we have brought. Ah! You bought snackies? We brought snacks. We brought drinks for the lamb party. I-I- oh, Broden. Broden, why are you knocking on the table?

Because I'm here. I am excited for a gaming sleepover. Yeah, Broden, I didn't realize you were a big fucking dork nerd. I love games. They're my favorite thing to play. What is your favorite type of game? Is it a computer game? Is it a role-playing? Let me fucking finish the list. I'm sorry. Let me fucking finish the list. Do you like a computer game? Do you like a role playing game, something where you get to take on a character and experience, oh sorry sorry, I'm only two into my list and I'm about to get in

with my RPGs. You like MMMO, MMMO RPGs? I was getting in with that. I was getting in with MMORPGs. My favorite kind of game in position that I like to be in his first person perspective. You love- oh yeah, because you love to feel what it's like to hold that gun and shoot that person in the mouth. Yeah, or I love to be a prince hiding in the tree. Oh, so I would recommend for you our Prince of Persia the Sand of Times. Oh, thank you. Finnished it, clocked it, bought the book.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Have you seen the film, Jake Gyllenhaal? It's actually really good. I found it underwhelming compared to my perceptions of the game. What do you mean? I found that on the gaming was more about the persona of the travel.

And with the movie, it was more of a one person perspective. Okay, okay, well. And for me, that translation should have been done with more dialogue. Actually, I think you'll find. if you watch the Assassin's Creed film, Boo! Um, no. Actually, that's actually an incorrect statement that you've just made.

Boo! Boo! Because actually, do you mind if I put on some gaming music? Oh, I would love that. That's the only thing that's gonna get me in the mood for my lamb party. Shhh, broding, come over here. What is it, Zach? Don't tell Mark, but I've got, I just bought a magazine with cheat codes. mood for my lamp party. Broding, come over here. What is it, Zach?

Don't tell Mark, but I've got, I just bought a magazine with cheat codes. Oh, good. I love it. I use them sometimes, but not as a crutch. I'd prefer to have the journey playing experience. I've got some cheat codes, so we're gonna beat Mark. Hey, Mark.

Hey. Come over here. What, Mark? I've got 20 meters of cables for our PCs in the car That's fabulous. Yeah, let's go get them make sure to bring the network cables Okay, and the other shit that you need for our old good old fashion now you guys bought your computers. Yeah, we brought our PC Computers right on our bikes, so we're gonna set them up on the I, I have a We're gonna set them up on the dining room table. I have a mod chip In your computer. Yeah, I can download burnt CDs. Sorry. Can you crank the tunes?

Oh, that's so cool. It's like the matrix. I feel like Trinity from the matrix I'm do know actually the matrix is actually like quite close to actually what could really happen in real really yeah And it's actually very smart I had a cousin who watched the matrix and he left for five minutes He walked he had to go to the toilet and he came back and he had no idea what was going on Actually one of the smartest movies one time I was a mate one in time I was at my cousin Tim's house and we were watching the Matrix and it was my favorite scene and I needed to go to the toilet but I didn't want to miss the scene so I

accidentally peed my pants and then my dad came and picked me up. That happens to the best of us and that's why I don't go to a greater union cinema anymore because all this seats are leather And when you're watching something like men in black 3 and it's getting to that, you know, that crazy third act where the guy from fly to the concords is ready to wear their cast a comedian for a purely horrific villain. That's right. And you've got to pee because you've had so much soda. You've had, you bought the, you went jumbo sars and you got the one liter of soda. Great for me. Favorite soda pop? My favorite soda pop is Fanta, raspberry addition. Your favorite soda pop? I'm old school and I'm trying to lose some weight so it's a coke no sugar for me. Right, coke no sugar. What kind of

snacks do your boys want to have while we play our computer fantasy? Well, I brought some, I brought a box of cheeses. Oh, really? Okay, well then I'll make sure that I go get some tea tells for each of us, because the last thing anyone wants is any cheese or dust on their mouse and keyboard. I like to put a cheese on each finger and pretend I'm some sort of goobly alien.

It's so much fun to do it like your Thanos from the Avengers. The EACH TEASL is a different infinity stone. One is TIE. One is relatively TIE. The RELATIVITY CHEESEL. I think we're going to see an Avengers 2, a lot of the return characters who we lost in the snap come back. Well, have you read the comic?

I've read the official fanfic of the fan comic, but I've also seen a lot of the Easter eggs that are played out in the trailer. Apparently, they've only allowed 20 minutes of footage from the movie. Actually, it's eight minutes. So actually, no, I mean, including you reused footage from other films, I'm including reused footage

from other films, I think you'll find that Captain America's girlfriend is her narration from where the soldiers use. Actually, I think what you'll actually find if you re-watch the trailer, examine the Easter Eggs, is that actually there's only eight hours. Actually, there's only eight minutes of footage from Avengers Endgame that the receivers,

the directors of the film, allowed anyone to use to cut the trailer and then what they've actually done is spliced in footage from Phase One Marvel films to sort of build up that this is bringing all those things that actually started in Phase One. I know this. I know all of this. Do you actually though?

I know, I know. I know. I know. Because it actually said 20 minutes. I know what I said. Would it be all right if I bring my girlfriend? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She's in year seven. You have a girl.

What? Stop the music. Second. What? She's in year seven. How? What year are you in? You're 28 years old.

No, I'm in grade 10. Oh, thank God. Oh, right. Sometimes, I get confused. Yeah, you're wrong again. It's simple, man. Well, I've been wrong once, and that's just simple, man. It's still a bit, it's still a bit right.

It's still a bit right. It's still a bit right. It's still a bit right. That's still a bit right. It's still a bit right. It's still a bit right. That's still a bit right. That's still a bit right. It's still a bit right. It's still a bit right. It's still a bit right. It's still grubby. My girlfriend is in year 11 and she smokes.

That's true. What's her name? Her name's Chan. Chan? Chan. Chan. Chan. I think we've got a typical case of nerd

who has made up his girlfriend here. No, absolutely not. Chan works at Northland. She works at Jettysurf. Oh, Chan. Chan. Yeah, yeah. She's like a girlfriend. She's like a girl friend. On my Dixie short dating chern.

Chern is my girlfriend. Hey, Dixies. Hey guys. Can I, do I get a chance to talk about my girlfriend? Yes. We know you don't have a girlfriend. And actually on purpose, I don't have a girlfriend. I'm a free agent because I like to root around.

My dad was like, you don't want to tie yourself down, like I did at an early age, you should go so you'll see it. And like, actually take on any opportunity that comes your way in terms of like chicks and jobs and travel and video games. Yeah, but that's the thing is me and Churn are polyamorous. So even though we've agreed to each other, we know that we can also go out and pass. So like I could like suck you off right now and it wouldn't affect your relationship.

Yes, and thank you, but I am actually not that way. What? I don't want you to suck me off. That's fine. I'm just saying that I wouldn't want to suck you off because like I could churn and be okay with that. Yeah, that's what I was saying. I was like hypothetically, I would suck you off in this scenario and I would in real life too. If it was okay with that. Yeah, that's what I was saying. I was like, hypothetically, I would suck you off in this scenario. And I would in real life too, if it was okay with Chen. Chen. Chen.

As in butter. Yep. I thought you said Chen. Guys, can I talk about the snack that I brought today? I would love to know. I've brought about 20 snacks, so I'd love to know your snack. Oh, I love it. And I actually have stuff here at the house that we can also snack on but I want to go through your snacks.

I snack. We also going to order pizza. Well, I had a really crazy idea. You know how the pizza place is next door to the fish and chip place. Yeah. I thought we could get some pizza and some chips and dim sims. Oh, what's great about that is that and pizza we got in the mail the other day We got a coupon a list of four local stores and I have like 10% off

If we get bored with the guys and the fish chips, if we if we get bored with the game Which will never happen, but yeah, maybe we could go to the video shop and get Mr. Bean the movie I've got a copy of it. Do you on VHS that my auntie recorded a Fox tell I have Fox tell my house do you yeah I tape all the movies when they come on and then I sell them at school are you allowed to watch you allow to watch M.A. movies? Absolutely. I've watched our movies. We were. Our mom said, End of watch.

What's the Arnold Schwarzenegger film where it goes to hell? End of days. End of days. I don't know if that's actually what it's called. I saw half of Kill Bill Volume 2. How many times have you guys watched American pie? I've seen it my parents. Well, I'm watching every time a tunnel 10

I'm not allowed to my parents let me watch it. I just see every Friday night I just sit down watching the land. Are you guys running as part funniest part in that movie? I think the funniest part is people say it's when he puts his penis in the in the pie But actually it's when he can't put it school and he has to go home in the pie, but actually it's when he can't poo at school and he has to go home. That is actually pretty, because that's basically the story. My favorite part is when she goes, this one time at Bancam, I stuck a flute up my, and then it cuts away. Yeah, this actually does cut away.

Yeah, there's a line cut away. That's like really funny. I love the trailer, I've watched the trailer like 20 times. Have you guys seen small soldiers yet? Um, yeah, I don't know. I was a kid. I've got it on DVD. Small soldiers is funny because when you watch the trailers, you think that the

soldiers are the good guys, but actually it's the Gorgonites. They're the good guys. The Gorgonites end up in a twist in a turn of events. Um, the Gorgonites end up being the peaceful ones that are into like, yoga and stuff. Guys, guess how many DVDs I have? Yeah, as in like number? Like how many DVDs I have on my DVD show?

Well, we've got, we've got about 25, so I can't imagine you having more than that. This is my personal DVD collection. Really? Yeah, like DVDs that I've bought from my job at KFC. How many? Guess. 10. It couldn't be more than 12.

No, it's six. How many of those are copies of Doni Daco? I've got the original Doni Daco. And then I've got the director's cut of Doni Daco. Which is actually the way that the director originally envisioned the film. I actually prefer the original and just enhancing it with the website. I'm not saying that I don't prefer the original, I totally agree.

But what's interesting, I have them both as a companion piece. So I think of the directors kind of more of a companion piece. And do you know, I went and saw that at the movies. I went to, I went, and saw that at the movies I went to I want to buy the movie I won I entered a competition in the Harold Sun I entered a competition this is a true story I entered a competition Harold Sun and then I won tickets to go and see Donny Dark at the movies and I went and watched it at Sinimanover with my brother do you know that actually all the DVDs that I have are all chronologically iced?

So like I tend to stay them to my theme. So I have seasons one through to the completion of Futurama. So then that is what's like. Could I borrow? That's funny. Could I actually, and I've got other things so I got most of family going.

Could I borrow most of Ed and Eddie? I arranged my films in by director. So I guess that's just where we're different. Yeah, I do like how I'm editing style. I like one style. So it's been more complicated. So you got like, yeah, now mine's very sort of intuitive in terms of, okay, so you feel like a Wes Anderson film. So then you can like go towards. Yeah, I don't think so. You go to the A section. I think that's true. And then all of Wes's films are sort of there and so like that's sort of like a way that like that's how tarantino Organizes his films so like yeah, I Yeah, you're always fun. I organized my movies by Donnie Darko DVDs and not Donnie Darko DVDs. Yeah, right

So I do my three Donnie Darko DVDs Yeah, cuz I also sorry I also my sister works at a video shop at video easy. And before it even came out, she got, like they send out free DVDs. So she got, so I watched Donny Darko before it even came out. Not official. No, and it goes black and white every 10 minutes and has property of the studio on top of the image.

Hey guys. So those are my three Donny Darko DVDs. Plus I got a free Ocean oceans 11 with the DVD player I Guys are we gonna play land cuz otherwise I've got to get out of here and find some real party I think we need to know I think we just need to let the conversation die down naturally just for a second for no reason other than potentially ads would come in at this time Zach what snacks did you bring to the party? So here's a bit of a curve ball snack, this one. This one could go one of two ways. Really depending on how we're feeling

once we order our pizza from Eagle Boys and our fish and chips at chips. I've brought some two minute noodles, but I don't yet know if I'm going to cook up those 2 minute noodles, have them as a soup, or maybe have them as a dry crunchy snack. What is your, I would love your thoughts for this. It's actually better, it's actually better for you to have them as a dry snack, that's what I've heard. What I tend to do, and I have them dry as a snack after school at about 345. While I watch keen in and kill, is to take the sashay and dry put the dry powder across the top of it.

And that's a way that you get a bit more balance in the flavor. I would really like to do that, but my mum says that because they're designed to expand in the soup, if you eat them dry, they'll expand in your stomach and make you sick. That's actually bullshit. That's actually bullshit. I don't listen to mum. No, I look that up on the internet and that's actually bullshit. That's a lie.

Your mum's fucking lying to you. I'm not a baby. I have a girlfriend. I just can't add to your mum. I just can't add to your mum. Yeah. A baby wouldn't be scared of eating a two minute noodle because it'll expand in the stomach big deal.

Your stomach, did you know that actually the stomach acid in your stomach can burn through steel? That's actually not true. That is actually true. That is actually true. It can burn through steel. And so you think it can't burn through a baby fucking noodle? It's just biolactic acid that's actually just dead of breakdown medicinal fat

If I fucking cut you open right now and took out your stomach acid Do you? I could take down my veranda I'm just gonna do that My dad has a reflex and his stomach doesn't burn My dad has reflex he has to have gavoscone No I'm not talking about stomach burn I'm just talking about the power of the acid inside your tummy

Guys I'm here to game Are you gaming or are we not gaming? Well, I just want to know what snacks everyone brought. I don't want to like go into the gaming without knowing all that. I just know there's a lot of food now. I feel like if we're getting pizza and chips and then there's also cheese, I've brought things. I've bought America's favorite cookie,

which is Arnold's cookie and cream. Have you seen this one? So I tried chocolate cookie and then some vanilla cream and then another chocolate cookie made by Annett's and it's America's favorite cookie. That's just what someone said to me once before Oreos were available. You were talking about a Delta cream? I think so, yeah. Delta Cream.

So someone gave me a Delta Cream once. It was like, it's America's favorite cookie. That's a Delta Cream. And this is a great six. And I was like, John Brown, I'm so sorry, John Brown. That is not America's favorite. It's a Delta Cream. That's Delta Cream.

They come in the anus, mix the sorb and it's a Delta Cream. I don't think you're rich. I don't think you bought snacks for this LAN party. I think you're just taking food from your pantry. That is like, that's why I had to add my house because I had so many snacks here and I actually did do a shop with mom the other day. She, I said, he's a list of snacks that I want.

We got a tub of nudge. Did you guys want some Kottie's nudge? It's Kottie's version of Natalera, it comes in crunchy and smooth like peanut butter. Do you have, you know how you have 24 packs of little sachets of your chippies? And you bring them to school? So you have any of them,

because I feel like a snack. I have a 24 pack of Lay's Lighting Tangy. Just Lighting Tangy, there's no onion and cheddar. No, when you haven't mixed pastes. You no onion and cheddar. No, we don't have to mix that. You like onion and cheddar. Onion and cheddar is sick but my favorite is chicken chips. I can't do chicken chips or onion and cheddar because you know why you shouldn't do those because when you go to like I said I'm a free agent so I could be kissing girls at any time and it gives you stinky breath. And that's

why I always carry about my chicken chip flavored breath. Turn. Yeah. I think she likes it. I think she would care if you're not straining the turn at school the other week. She said she likes his breath. I doubt it. His chip breath. I reckon she's just saying that to be polite. When I go anywhere I'll always ask for chicken chips What about twisties? What's your favorite wait? Sorry cheese? All right chicken Thanks I bought some sour warheads and you thought that was a red eye

Tom, thank you so much for bringing the candy and thanks for bringing the red eye I brought some red bull but I prefer red eye actually I go great eyes away better golden gun to your head what would you prefer Warhammers or What you sell do what you spring? Salah what don't actually let the golden gun go off because if it does you'll die in one shot So it's a decision. Yeah, there's like no way you have to That you can't even survive the golden gun and that's like that's law DD Dost the Phil golden gun into cheek code, but you have that to your head. Do you either take

sell seller Warheads or do you take Musk sticks because I love musk sticks. Do you bring some musk sticks? I didn't actually on this occasion the DD Dosta failed is just a different thing I think but you can get a golden gun on cheek mode. I actually don't think you can. It's a better, it's got a better fire capability. There's the golden gun and then there's the DD Dostafeld

and they're different guns. But there is a cheat you are misinformed. You are misinformed. You can cheat code a golden DD Dostafeld. Do you want me to find it online on all of this stuff? I'd love to say that because I think you're, actually I don't think you're right. I'm pretty sure they're different guns

as the golden gun and then there's a deal. You obviously have not played it enough to the tier because I think you're actually, I don't think you're right. I'm pretty sure they're different guns as the golden gun and then you just don't have it. You obviously have not played it enough to the tier that I have. I've played it all the way through and I got all the cheat codes from N64 gamer. And I've been missing the whole game. And you know what's fucking bullshit when we play together. You're actually pissing me off in the real world now, Mark, because I know that that's real. I can prove it to you.

Actually, I'd love to see you even try. While you guys are arguing over that, I might just ride my bike real quick to the pizza shop and the fish and chip shop. What do you guys want? Well, we could ride your bike. Or we could just search through my parents' drawers to get a bit of extra change, because sometimes they leave a change in their drawers and their bedroom, and we could get it delivered. Do you reckon? It's totally up to you.

It's just I want to get fish and chips as well, do they deliver fish and chips? The fish and chips, yes, and I can give you a backpack, and then you can put the fish and chips in the backpack and ride it back if you wanted. Yeah, so I may as well just, oh okay, yeah. The fish and chips don't do delivery, but if we get the pizza delivered, you can fight it. But I'm still gonna ride that way. Yeah, but then if we get the pizza delivered, we could go for dominoes instead of eagle boys. Yeah, that's sort of what I was thinking.

Okay, so what do you guys want from dominoes? Can I get a meat lovers pizza? Yes, your barbecue base. Meat lovers with a barbecue, wait, sorry, I've just got to write that down. I want a meat lovers pizza with barbecue base. Phoebe cube base? No, don't do any desserts.

Cheesy crust. Cheesy stuffed crust, I think you'll find. Stealth crust. I'm gonna get a vegetarian with a hot dog crust. Yep. I just prefer the flavor. I like it for the flavor, my sister's vegetarian. Yeah, no, I like the vegetarian.

The vegetarian is a really, really, really, love. I prefer the other way, as you can tell by my meat lovers purchase order. What are you getting by? I'm a bit of a plain Jane. I don't like to mess around too much. I'm just gonna get a pepperoni on a puff pastry base. Pepperoni?

Yeah. On a puff pastry? Mark? Yeah. Um, are we okay to share the pizzas or does everyone want their own pizza? Um, depends what size as we're getting. I'm happy to swap one slice.

Yeah, you can have one slice of mine if you want. That's great. But I want one slice of yours. It could be a trade-off situation. Could you get your vegetarian with some ham on there? I just, that's just the way I prefer it. Yeah, you can have one slice of mine if you want. That's a great one. But I want one slice of yours. It could be a trade-off situation. Could you get your vegetarian with some ham on there? I just, that's just the way I prefer. Yeah, I can do that. Does it, does it, bearing in mind,

we're gonna get some chips and I'm gonna get some dim sims. But does anyone want any sides with the pizza? Can I just, what's, how are you getting those dim sims? Are you getting them fried or are you getting them steamed? I think I'm gonna get some fried dim sims with my chips. I much prefer the, I think, with the steamed dim sim it sucks up. So it sucks up the soy sauce a little better. I love where you get them with soy sauce in the bag.

So you want some steamed dim sims? Yes, with soy sauce in the bag please. You know, I love it. There's nothing that I love more than when you get a, a sweaty, a small sweaty freezer bag filled with hot steamed dim sims And then they put the soy sauce in that bag And then what I like to do is once I've eaten the dim sims out of the bag is then get the bag with the leftover soy sauce Um, and then cut a hole in the bottom corner and then suck the soy sauce out because it tastes really nice Do you want anything Brodom?

I'm gonna get some musk sticks if the shop is open next door. The milk bar. You're getting musk sticks and I'd definitely go for some of those. I'm not sure. Actually, it's better to get big boss. Can you get us a couple of big bosses? Cause those are like musk sticks,

but they're like cigarettes. How much money? There's a slight tension taste in the texture. And you won't actually be aware of that, maybe, cause your taste, but it's having develops. Yeah, I think you don't actually be able of that maybe because your taste puts haven't developed. Yeah, I think you don't actually be able to enjoy the taste of beer. I don't think you actually realize what I actually enjoy the taste of beer. Me and my family have like Friday night fish and chip night and I'll have beer.

You're that let you have a whole beer. Yeah, is there really cool about it? I got it. It's really cool. They're just like cool about it. It's Friday night fishing ship. You have beer and fishing chips I'm an adult like you know young like I'm actually I actually I actually got drunk I actually drank a whole bottle of port at my music theater Port's not bad. Port's one of the better tasting liquor. Yeah, and it was only $10. I got a $10 bottle of port

Port's not bad. I actually prefer like red wines and stuff for that kind of thing. Yeah, and it was only $10. I got a $10 bottle of port. What's not bad, I actually prefer red wines and stuff for that kind of thing. Yeah, that's so cool. Yeah, no, I got really drunk at the end of show party for the musical that I was in. What musical was it? I, guys, you know I do musicals. I was in the chorus for Fiddler on the roof, Jr

I don't know about that, but I'll say is if you ever want to talk to talk alcohol learn how to drink alcohol come talk to me Because I'm actually quite across that. I've got actually where I met my girlfriend What at alcohol? No at the in the musical of Fiddler on the roof, Jr She was playing the elderly matchmaker. Well, don't you find that having a girlfriend limits your options? And so it's like, you know, with me, because I'm single, I know I can like pick up and leave it anytime I want, like I'm going to Europe next year. I'll probably go to like Italy in Paris, just to like see stuff. And what's good about that is like while I'm there, I'm ready for sort of any random encounter that can happen.

I'm going with my family, but, you know, I asked mum and dad if I could have a separate hotel room and they said we'll see so maybe you could drink beer then what's your favorite beer brody? I like some of the more foreign stuff so I like Hanikun really cool. Hanikun is my favorite beer. Where's that from? Hanikun is from America. I think you actually find it's Amsterdam, but yeah. I think, yeah, okay, that's cute. But yeah, so I like those kind of beers. Hogarden from L.D.'s really good.

Oh. Hogarden's actually a wip beer. I don't drink beer per se myself, but I do know a lot about it. You'll get there one day. One day you'll get to the phase where you enjoy. Yeah, I've tried it. I've tried it. I've tried it.

Some days at school I'll just have a quick sip of beer. I can try and get some alcohol when I'm getting the pizza and the chips and the lollies. Yeah, I can try because my cousin said that apparently my cousin who's 18 said that they don't even check for ID when you go in. When you go into the bottle, like they don't even check for ID when you go in when you go into the bottle Oh, like they don't check for ID like they do it fast So he might as cool like with my family. They'll just be like hey bro And do you want like a beer or two and I'll let you truck us like a six pack or whatever and they'll go yeah Cool, so that's the best way to do it

I find not to try like my family just you know what I you can actually get in a lot of trouble if you're found buying I go to jail the rage you can go to jail really yeah yeah yeah my mom doesn't let me buy alcohol like she let obviously I drink wine at church but other than that I drink wine at church but other than that I'm not allowed to drink alcohol that's crazy man hey can we play some games okay so what games did you want to start with now we We can play um? Are you gonna order the food or what? Well, I go get the food. Yeah, did anyone want some sides from Domino's?

I'm kind of sides that they have a domino. I'll check you. I'll check. What's this Tom? Korean stick you wings. Are you playing Tommy? You here to play? Yeah, sorry. This is Mark's older brother Tom. Tom. How are you? Hi Tom Tom. Tom, can you buy us some alcohol? Nah, fuck you. Oh, he's so cool, how he swears. Tom is like the coolest older brother, a younger brother could have. So you still work at that emo shop at the shopping center?

It feels off your tray. Yeah, I think Scott planned the 13, isn't it? Oh, okay. Do you still work there? Yeah. I'd really like to buy an AFI T shirt. Oh yeah? Tom, actually, I don't really like to buy a, um, an AFI T-shirt. Oh yeah. Tom, uh, actually, I don't really go in one day. I don't really like music. I don't really like music.

My favorite, my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, keep talking. I'll tell you my favorite band in a second. Why can't you tell us what your favorite band is now? I just, I just need to Google it. My favorite musical album is actually the War of the World's 1970s. Why can't you tell us what your favorite band is now? I just... I just need to google it. My favorite musical album is actually the War of the Worlds 1970s theatrical telling of the War of the Worlds with music. My favorite, my favorite, like band or musician I guess is Gustavo Centalala, who did the soundtrack for the last of us. Oh yeah, I know him.

That's actually like the best game ever. Like the storytelling is unparalleled. My favorite album is probably. It's like a movie. My favorite album is probably Monty Python's contractual obligation album. That is a good album. It's funny and it's really interesting

and they have it in there. You don't know Monty Python. Oh my, we have the night to say me, me. I think Monty Python has some of the best like, like smart comedy going on. Have you guys seen Veggie tails? That's really funny. No, what's Veggie tails? What's Veggie tails? It's just like a children's show.

No, it's like this really funny cartoon sort of thing. Like if they just basically they do like, like Bible stories, but it's like really crazy and silly. And like instead of when you know in Bible stories when people get killed, they just like get sent off to be tickled and stuff. It's really funny. My family's not religious.

My favorite quote from Monty Python and Holy Grail is probably when they're like, supreme executive power should derive from a man, they are the masses, not some fart-a-colacotic ceremony. I was just a once phatical aquatic ceremony and then yeah and then he's like shut up and then he's like I mean if I was to go around Saying I was an emperor because I'm moistened bin to lot of simia time me which is actually like a sword Yeah, do you know actually I mean they put me away life of Brian is the best is people say it's the best But it's actually meaning of life. Yeah, it's actually that off TV. I think yeah

Well, I disagree. I think the smartest film is because the way that Holy Grail ends in the way that it's quite meta And actually breaks the fourth wall if you know what that means Which is actually like really like realistic and kind of changed film and like no other film had ever done that before. I know. I know.

Yeah really? Yeah. Yeah I know that. Do you? Yeah I know that. Do you guys want to watch Vegytales? No. What is Vegytales?

I want to watch that. It's like a really cool, it's just really fun. We've got all the DVDs at my church. Preferred to watch The Simpsons. I'm not allowed to watch The Simpsons. What's your favorite home, quite, from The Simpsons? I'm a quote. I am so smart.

I am so smart. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. SMRT. I mean, SMART. Did you know that that's actually an imbiage from the real- No, let me finish. I know.

No, you probably don't know what I'm about to say. You're about to say. No, you probably don't even know. What are you worried about? So like actually that Dan Castanella was supposed to do. I am so smart. I am so smart. Smart SMA RT.

Right. That was the line I'm so written line and wait let me finish you don't even know what I'm gonna say no you don't even know what I'm gonna say I don't even know you know because you probably don't even know this think of what you're gonna say and then say it after me and I bet it's gonna be different okay I'm thinking so actually Dan Castanella the guy who voices Homer and Arty Ziff and like a whole bunch of other characters that you find that I'm actually of it. So actually Dan Castanello, the guy who voices Homer and Adizif and like a whole bunch of other characters that you probably have.

I think you'll find that Adizif is actually put down by Adizif. Yeah, actually by John Lovitz from Saturday Night Live, which is on the channel. Not Adizif, sorry. All right, yeah, I made a mistake. I wasn't talking about Adizif. Yeah, first and many.

My favorite, can I tell you my favorite Simpson's bit? Well, actually, can I just finish this, but I did a Simpson's trivia. That's pretty hard to tell. Okay, but then I'll tell you my favorite Simson's bit. Alright, you don't even actually watch a Simpson's I do I do my favorite Simson's bit is spider pig That's so lame spider pig spider pig

That's from the movie. Yeah, I love that bit You know that they wrote that like in I haven't seen the movie on the layout Well, actually I've seen actually the trailer so what happened was um I know you don't even know like no one knows this this is like I read this on a blog I know a blog I know the blog can I tell you my second favorite home Simpson quote yeah hello my name is mr. Burns I believe you have don't let me do I love it too sorry I believe you have a picture okay mr. Burns what's your first name I don't know I don't know it's the that's so I love it I love that

I don't know but there's a comedic timing there that you were ruining no I actually got it right I think you would have found that that pauses you were just jumping in ahead of me so you ruined the comedic timing the Dan Kastel and that uh Does in that but that's okay. I'm just still learning. So do you want me to talk about the sides from Domino's? So They've got garlic bread. Did you want me to get garlic bread? Yes, definitely. Okay. I'll put that down They've got spicy prawns. Did you guys want the spicy prawns? No, thank you. I don't like seafood. Okay. They've got chunky cut chips and a yollly. I have chips. I have freezer chips that I'm going

to put in the oven later. But I'm also going to the fish and chip shops so we don't really need that they're chips. That's true. Or your chips. I've got our, I've got Crinkle Crout salt and vinegar and McCain chips. No, I'm talking about hot chips. That's true. Or your chips. I've got our I've got Crinkle Crack salt vinegar and McCain chips. No, I'm talking about hot chips hot chips. Yeah, these are hot chips and put them in the oven. So yeah, but I'm going to get hot chip. Maybe we'll have them because I think are we going to pull an all-nighter? I think so. We might pull night. We might end up going to bed at like 1 a.m. That's

crazy. We could watch rage. I don't know. I don't really like I said, I don't really like I said I don't really like music. I was thinking maybe we could just like listen to our favorite tunes on the like pause screen for our favorite games. The Starcraft soundtrack is actually one of the best soundtracks. It's actually really good. It's actually really good. I always want to play Counter Strike. Chicken meatballs?

Yeah, very good something. get some of the chicken meatballs. Oh, they have cheesy garlic bread. Do you want that instead of normal garlic bread? I think it both That how much money do we have how much cash do we get? $30 cash. Oh really? $30. Yeah, my family's we're doing pretty well Whenever I go I know I do you want a 50 bucks? Your dad fired my dad. Yeah. I actually wasn't that.

It was actually more of a lie off from, I think you need to do research. Well, it's just that my dad told me that your dad fired him. No, not true. But that's all right. He's doing some gardening around the church. Yeah. Dad's a fucking loser. He's he's doing some gardening around the church now All right guys well thanks so much for coming to my lamp

I just get to man sometimes that's all he's not a loser. He just gets angry sometimes Hey guys, I might go to bed. I'm really tired. You don't want to play any counter strike We probably have to do 2v1 But do you want to be counter-terrorists or, um, terrorists? Counter. Did you want to be counter-terrorist? It's actually harder to go counter. It's actually pretty much the same, depending on the list of the hostage situation.

And, um, it's actually actually a- I'm actually pretty good. I think I'm just gonna- I just, um, I just dug out of the- out of the draw my old, um, game boy. So, I, like draw my old game boy. So I like just retro game boy. So I was thinking I might just play some Pokemon while we wait for the pizza to get to the loop. I've got a link cable.

If you wanted to trade your squirtle for a charizard. Try again. Why? I'm not trading my squirtle for a charizard. The charizard is like, I already have a charizard. I already have a charizard. I already for a charizard. My charizard is like, um, I already have a list of five. I already have it. I already have a charizard. If a charizard is like the best one that you can get, why do you want my squirtle? Why do you want my squirtle then?

Because I didn't pick, I haven't found squirtle yet. I picked charizard at the start. That's why it's level 100 and it's the strongest. And then I found the bulbous ore, but I haven't found squirtle. You have a squirtle level 100. No, I have a charizardle level 100. I don't even have a squirt on my Bulbasaur is level 100 though because every time it goes to a Volvo I hold B. I'm going to go to the pizza shop and the fish and ship shop. It's again delivered or you're not inconsistent on that.

We can expect you to be back in why you're pretty good. We're getting the Domino's delivered. I'll call from the landline because I don't have enough credit. And then I'm gonna ride to the fish and ship shop, and I reckon it should all come at the time. I'm just gonna lift from Mr. Bonanno. Would that be okay?

Yeah, that should be home in like five minutes, and he could probably just give you a lift in his unit. It's literally around the corner. I think it's better for me just to go for a bike ride. My dad's license plate is BLN 007. You should just bring your dad and see if he's going to be home. Yeah, I've got my phone right here, so that should be easy for me to do.

How much credit do you get? I'm actually on a plan. So like, I get like a new phone every couple of months, and I saw I never have the worry about, because my mom's like, we want to make sure that whenever you're in emergency that you can call us at any time, like if the bus is cancelled, um, from the plaza.

Dad, why didn't you say hello when I called? You didn't say hello, you just asked about the pizza. Who? Why do you always talk to me like this? Is that the pizza? That, um, uh, brother and Zach have come over for a land party. When are you coming home from the butcher shop? When do you finish work at the butcher shop? What? You got laid off? Zack just needs a lift to dominoes, so we can pick it. Sorry to the fishing chip shop.

And to the Glenn Donald fishing chip shop? Yeah, Zack just needs a lift to the Glenn Donald fishing chip shop. And because he doesn't want to go on his bike because last time we did it on our bike, we put the fish and chips in the backpack. And by the time we got home, the chips were all soggy. And we want to avoid that because it's like a 20 minute bike ride for Zach like 25 minutes.

But for me, I can do it in like 10. So could you give Zach a lift when you get home? It'd only be like five minutes in car. I checked on Google Maps. I'm not sure what year it is, by the way, because. So we're being a little inconsistent on that. Hello. Hello.

Dad, do you like even listening to me? I'm not that I would never pull your dick. That I would never pull your dick. Don't worry about pulling your dick. Okay, we're all awesome. Alright, don't worry about it. We'll just ask Mr. Kelly Okay, I love you dad Bye I'll see if Mum can do it. She's not doing anything tonight

She's only watching. She's watching movies with her mum Hey, Mum Can you drive, um, Zach, Mark and I to the fish and ship shop to pick up fish and ships from a little plenty of fish and ship shop? No, I don't work. When you finish work. Five? Oh. But it's just because it's we're going to get the dominoes delivered.

We're getting the dominoes delivered. We just need the fish and chips. Explain to me how they get soggy if you... If you can. It's going to get soggy, mum. And we're just... And Mark's parents are at work. Get the internet.

You'll do it for you. What's Uber? You're living back in 1999, are you? So you'll work? Yeah? Okay. I should be home soon. And my car, though. To no. So your work? Okay, I should be home soon. I'm like, I'll go.

No. You're having a land party. I'm having a land party. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. Bye, mum. I've actually got a cool older friend who sometimes drives. They might be super busy because he's like,

he's got a job and stuff. So I'm just going to see if Michael, that older friend, can maybe give us a lift. Hey, Malcolm, how are you? I'm good. Brodon's Ackon, I will wondering, we know you're busy, you're probably working at the moment, but you reckon you could swing by and pick us up and give us a lift to the Fish and Chip Shop down Watten Street? Yeah, I think Chip is.

You're getting pizza delivered. Yeah, because we're getting Domino's delivered because last time we were at last time we were at a friend's house and we went and we got chip fish and chips and we picked them up on the bike. We put them in the backpack and the other time we got home and gone all soggy. Ask him how he's VCA is going. Ask him how he, how he, year 12 is going. How's he a 12-going Malcolm? Um, maybe it's hard, man. Um, there, my buffling is really on my arm.

I'm so sorry about that. Yeah, I've heard he's a real, he's a real dick of a teach. Yeah, man. I was asking if he's free juice running. I'm an emergency teacher for that method. I can hang on. Yeah, yeah, man asking if he's free juice running I'm a let you finish I'm let you finish Malcolm. I'm let you finish But I'm is your is your is your is your fridge running? Yeah, or maybe you should go catch it then hang out hang out hang out Or maybe you should go catch it then. Hang up, hang up, hang up.

Got it here. Oh, that's sick, so he's gonna come get us for the fish and chips. That's great. Yeah, he should come pick us up. He should be here on like an hour. Sick right, well I'm just gonna go to the toilet and do a poo. Ah! Ah!

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