Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 146 - LAN PARTY 2

Episode Date: April 30, 2019

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. I am, so like last time party went pretty good I was pretty successful. I got the most kills in CSGO which was pretty sick. But it's not about competition even though I won. But something happened to... I'm just talking to myself by the way, I'm not even talking to anyone else. Do you mind if I have a Vastarscio? What?

Mom says I have to have a snack every hour or else I'll get sick. What's actually funny about you asking, can I have a pistachio, is that you're sitting next to a pile of empty pistachio shells, and you've already got a pistachio in your hand. So if you were asking if you could have a pistachio, maybe next time I ask you if you can have a pistachio before you actually go and get the pistachios

and get a handful of pistachios and then start eating my pistachios. I just want to say I'll get no. I have a snack every day. Yeah, totally cool. And I don't want you to get sick because you're my bro and you're like, you know, and like, I live for you, I die for you. We ride fast together, we die fast together, like,

absolutely. But all I'm saying is just like, in terms of rudeness and in terms of like, I'm an empath. So like, I feel like I feel like all this stuff. Like when you go and you get a like a pistachio, like I feel that, you know, like, like, and you get a pistachio, not like I feel that. Yeah. You know, like, and that makes me.

I just, I know you're doing an intro for the second LAN party, but I just needed to have a pistachio because it's about my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I don't really understand, but if I don't have a pistachio, I could get really sick. Yeah, but I feel like you're like ignoring what I'm saying, and you're not like really sort of, like paying attention. And like listening, you're not like listening, because like what I'm saying, and you're not like really sort of like paying attention. And like listening, you're not like listening, because like what I was saying was like you asked,

if you could have a pistachio, when actually in fact, you already had, you already, you'd already eaten several pistachios, and you had one in your mouth kind of like pretty much at the time, so like all I'm saying is. I had to have the pistachio, and it's just that, my stepdad, he got the pistachios from his work. that my stepdad he got the pistachios from his work He got to kill as a pistachios from his work

Yeah, and if I don't have the pistachios, they might go bad And I don't want them to go bad. Yeah, and that's like the difference to a menu is like my stepdad doesn't bring pistachios in from work You know that's what I'm saying, okay, yeah, so like yeah Okay cool. Are we cool? Yeah, cool bro Yeah, um, uh, okay cool. Are we cool? Yeah, we're cool. Uh, bro. Bro. Hey, man. Oh, sorry. I didn't, I didn't realize, um, James Dean was, uh, I didn't realize James

Dane was here. What are you calling here? I haven't seen you since the last land party. Hi, Broden. Did you bring your, um, disc moon? Absolutely. I always bring my disment everywhere. I put anti-shock on so that I could put limpskin hot dog flavor What city it's called? Antiscuit but yeah, I'm gonna finish I put my Limpiscuit just chuckle stuffish hot dog flavor water put it in the album with like that's like not even like questionable But yeah, let me finish I put limpskin I'm chuckle stuffish and hot dog flavored water in my disc man

I lock it I press and I put the anti-shock on and then I throw it around and it doesn't skip. I'm popular opinion. I think the version of Faith is probably the best version of Faith that exists better than originally, and it just might be in the end. But that's very I'm popular opinion, but it's absolutely true. I haven't listened to it yet, but my favorite album is the best of the Beatles 1966 to 1969. Is that the blue one or the red one? I'm more of a fan of the other one. I'm a guard work, so that's why I prefer the blue. That stuff's more like avant-garde. Well you get the band back together. I'm getting the band back

because something something crazy dropped on the internet the other week and I'm not talking about the footage of of Jason Pastoria's shooting in his pants. What? You know how like that kid Jason from school like Shed his pants and then the kids put on the common dryers? This song, right? It sounds really cool. This is from my favorite comedy movie The Blues Brothers but I was told before the podcast began that it would be a sort of theme of getting the band back together. But it never really happened. Now we're back together.

Well yeah, I was, if you go back and listen to the style of the podcast, I was actually going down that path. But then Zach was like, I'm in the remaining pistachio nuts. So I was like, okay, so I took that off her on and I went, okay, so I don't need to get the band back together. There would be no point getting one member of the band back together. If there was only one member of the band already in the room. So that's like actually what happened. If you want to listen to that, that would be tried to save it by making me come in with it and be like, you got to, why are we getting the bend? And then everyone was just like, no, we're all here.

I have. So I was like, I'll just turn this off then. I thought it could be, I thought it's just because you're wearing a really cool new fedora hat. So I thought maybe you were playing entrance music to like go with your hat or something. I just want to say, come and mistake and that's totally fine. That's actually a true beat. But yeah. I was wanna say, come mistaken, that's totally fine. That's actually a true B, but yeah.

I was at a true B hat. Where did you get it from? When I was in Melbourne last time, I went to a hat shop under Flinders Street, but the hat cost $70, and I didn't have $70 in my bank account. You're talking about Melbourne hatters, yeah, off the district.

Under Flinders Street, so that's what I went to about. Well not under, but yeah, it's on street level. But yeah, and I wanted to buy a hat. But it didn't it didn't quite fit my big like I've got quite a large head. But I just don't see that don't understand why we playing brutal blues brothers if we're not doing the band back together thing. You know I mean, because we're on a mission from God. What? We're always yeah, we're on a mission from God. All right. Because something happened the other day that was like, fuck blew my fucking. Because we're on a mission from God. What? We're on a mission from God. Because something happened the other day that was like, fuck blew my fucking.

So am I playing Blues Brothers or not? I kind of struggled here out of my left ear. So when you played Blues Brothers. I can't hear out of my left ear. Out of my left ear. What's that from? That's from this avant-garde comedy podcast group Australian called Auntie Donna and a bit hit and miss for me every every now and then they'll bring out a video

and I'll be like yeah this is a really good one and then the next week they'll release a video and I'll be like I don't know why I've all liked these guys these guys are so they tend to they tend to rely on rhythmic comedy so I'm a master of comedy as a 16 year old ugly kid and And as a 16 year old ugly kid I can tell you that they rely on rhythmic comedy. Yeah, okay What are they how do you watch them are they on channel seven? Yeah, yes, yes, yes, the answer is yes Okay, I'm not really allowed to watch commercial television. What I'm only really allowed to watch ABC. That's where... That's...

ABC News and... So you've never seen Fat Pizza? Yeah, well I wedged at once at Mark's house. Yeah, he did. He drew a screw. He came over, but we watched it on DVD because my stepdad's got the more one DVD. And then we watched an episode of How Soz, and which I actually think is the better show personally

because it was like they did Fat Pizza, and then they learned from that, and then they sort of like learn how to do better characterization and better structures. And that's why I think How Soz is a better series than Fat Pizza. I liked the way I thought How Soz was really funny, too. Yeah, the part with like all the,

because like coming from like, as you watched it. Yeah, I watched that one episode at my, plus I have the DVD as well. Wait, I have the DVD of House O's. I like, I bought the DVD of House. When did you buy it from? When I went to the city last time I went to the city.

I went, we went to cheap CDs. They were selling DVDs there. Yeah, I don't like to buy my stuff from cheap CDs because they actually put the stickers on the cover of the DVDs and it's sort of like ruins the resellability. So that's why I always buy them from JB High Fy because they put their DVDs in like a plastic cover and they put the stickers on top of that so that then when you get the DVD out, it's like fresh and it's in mint condition.

If you look after it, the resell value of it later is going to be like, wait, wait more. That's like, why am I Donnie Darko director's cut? Is like worth about like $35 now and I bought it for like 25. Have you seen the behind the scenes bit in the Donnie Darko directors' cut where it's like the biggest fan of Donnie Darko? Yeah, any scenes there. So Donnie, that's so funny. Donnie, that's so funny.

Donnie, that's so funny. It's so crazy. I don't believe anyone liked it that much. That's my favorite comedy. Yeah, do you want to hear something crazy about that that you probably didn't even know? It's actually all fake. Like it's the, yeah, that's not even real.

That's like a totally fake. They just like made it up and that's like an actor. And then actually, not a lot of people know that. I'm not actually smart. I just do a lot of, I'm on IMDB like so much. I just don't live on that. My favorite extra in Doni Daco is the alternate ending where they take when you just see the dead body of Doni Daco

with a plane engine through his torso. Yeah, that sort of makes it clearer. I've seen Doni Daco with a plane engine through his torso. Yeah, that sort of makes it clearer. I've seen Doni Daco seven times. Seven. Yeah, I've seen it seven times. And also I had sex adventurers camp. What? What is this?

There's no way you even had sex. I know you're a virgin because you showed me your penis. No, I had sex adventurers camp. I went on Venturers camp and I had sex at Ventura's camp. I went on Ventura's camp and I had sex. You mean adventurers? No, Ventura's it's like the next level up from scouts and I went on the camp and I had sex. He's totally full of it.

There's no way because I've seen his penis and you know how you've got the foreskin and then the foreskin goes around the top of the penis and then at the base of the penis it goes up and into the urethra and I know that after you've had sex that bit falls out. No, no, no it doesn't. Yeah, it absolutely does, that's why I can show you that I'm a virgin and I'm proud to admit I don't care, I'm waiting for my special one, I'm gonna waste it, I'm not gonna

do it on a boost up night, like you obviously did. Do you think you're like, fly sex? Mark, I don't know who you've been talking to but that's not what happens to your penis Okay, yeah, I'm pretty sure it is but like that's fine. I guess no you need to speak to a general practitioner If there's if that's loose if that part of your penis is loose or is there's any Growth around that you need to speak to a doctor because that is not the case Okay, well, maybe we can talk about that after we took out a star wars any growth around that, you need to speak to a doctor because that is not the case. Okay, well maybe we can talk about that after we talk about the Star Wars.

As long as you promise me right now that you're gonna go to a doctor. You're honestly making your penis examine. I feel like you're putting all the attention on me and I didn't ask for the attention. Because I'm concerned about your penis. All I'm saying is, all penis is a dumb and gross. Have you guys seen boobs?

I've seen pictures of white in porn, and they were like, I was like, wow, look at those arey-olders. I don't know what that means. So, yesterday, JJ Abrams uploaded on his YouTube channel, the new... He made Buffy. Yeah, he made Buffy. He uploaded the new tree. Actually, he didn't make Buffy.

Yeah, no, sorry. He actually made Aileus. That was Avengers Joshua Weiden. I believe he made Buffy. He actually made Aileus and Felicity, which is actually a really funny show It's actually really funny. I watch it with my older sister who goes to university What you've called me over here for this land party ring cap Whatever but listen, I've got to get home spin cities on in half an hour

You do you like spin cities spin city is my favorite comedy? Is it would you think it do you actually think it's better than just shoot me or you're just being facetious? Just shoot me is also a very good show but I believe that Spin City is the best comedy. Yeah, I think what I like about just shoot me is the way that it sort of dissect everyday working life as opposed to Spin City,

which is a little more like sort of your white collar type. Have you got experience, which is not my personal experience? So I can understand why you would connect to something like that, but me, I'm more of a common man. Fuck you. Those, that's, that's, that's so fucking, just, derivities.

Like, I didn't even try and say that to upset you. Like, that was literally just a big, big, big, big, I wrote a song in mine. But that's, that's pretty funny, guys. I wrote a song to say to Mark. It's the theme song of Spin City, but with me saying, about, it's about you. You ready? Yeah. Mark fuck you Mark you can get fucked

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Um, he sometimes make jokes about like, when they do things, like, Harold's son, like, maybe doesn't type. When Harold's son does like a typo, okay, okay, well that typo is very typical. Maybe they need better editors at the Harold Sun, and it's pretty funny. It's probably my favorite comedy. Okay, so like I have prepared something,

and this is a song for Brodon, which is the theme of just shoot me with lyrics, I've written over the top, that just talk about how it just shoot me relate to me. From memory that just shoot me, you okay, do you need a cordial? Well, I didn't have all of my pistachios because Mark was mean.

No, I said you can have your pistachios, but all I'm saying is that you should ask next time, and if you want some fruit cup, I can get you some fruit cup from there. Actually, I'm not allowed to have sugar or gluten anymore because I've got behavioral issues. Yeah, you do. Most of which just make you a jerk.

Anyway, if you've written a song to just shoot me, you know, I, from memory just shoot me, doesn't really have an intro. It just says his little 10 second sting. Yeah. You wrote a song to it? Yeah, I did, it's real quick. All right.

Just shoot me, is it the far superior comedy to Spin City? And Brody doesn't even know what he's talking about you silly bastard Why would you even say that you don't even know what you're talking about and just reflects my experience? See guys I wrote that I wrote a song to the theme tune of media watch And I would like to perform it for you guys because I think MediaWatch is actually my favorite comedy on television either MediaWatch or pepper pig which my little steps is the likes the word it feels like you're just saying that till I try and be like to try and like Outsmartus and stuff and actually it's kind of like not even that smart of an answer But so you've written a theme song to the ABC I've written some Lyrics for the theme song yeah, all right.. Alright, you want to play that for us?

Yeah. Hey, you guys are my best friends. I didn't have any friends when I came from the other school, but you guys were nice and invited me to your LAN parties. Thank you so much for being nice. I think you're really cool. And I've watched two R rated movies. Yeah, standing to regret everyone wanting you to the LAN party with all the lame shit that you bring.

But it's cool. We, yesterday, JJ Abrams uploaded to his YouTube channel, the Star Wars. Oh! And, oh, with the... Star Wars! Yeah, we all love Star Wars, we're all huge fans. Yeah, I'm a huge fan. And actually, the reason we all bonded at school was that we all think that the prequels are just as good

as the original trilogy. And it's just weird that people don't like them. We don't understand why, because they actually like, he was going for a different style of storytelling, like a much older storytelling, like almost El Dezabethan. And anyway, a lot of people don't understand that and the layers and stuff, but that's cool. So we've got the new teaser trailer that's

come out for Star Wars and it's called the rise of the Skywalkers now guys pretty controversial A title, but what do you think it means? Do you think it means Ray cuz me too? Let's just watch and find out all right Are you okay? What's wrong? Just like when my mom comes and picks me up if she asks You can you not tell her that we watched the Star Wars style? Why, why you know that to watch Star Wars?

Yeah, I think she thinks that like the magic stuff, like the Jedi magic is in a front to the end. Well, it's actually not magic. So explain to her that it's actually medichlorians, that are in everyone's souls. Mark, I tried to explain it to you. It's actually biological. I know, I tried to explain it to her about the metachlorians, but she said that only God

can control metachlorians, and I said they're not even real mum, and she said that's exactly the point. Yeah, well, it's like, there is no God in Star Wars universe. The force is like the religion, and it's made up by microorganisms that live with him ourselves. So, if you need me to explain that to your mum, then maybe you should put me on the phone. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, of magic and more of a religion. So like, actually your mom needs to get educated and then she needs to woke up. Actually my mom's the smartest person I know

and you need to stop being mean about her and it's really inappropriate. All right Zach, so like I said before, I'm gonna say, she was so strong when, Edlett. Yeah, like Zach, like I was saying before. Like I was saying before, I'm an empath. So like when you get mad at me and stuff, like I feel that, like I feel that. So like you need to like watch yourself because otherwise I'm gonna overload it.

I'm gonna say, I think you've gone too far and you need to apologize to me and bro to stop crying. Stop crying, you need to stop crying. I'm not crying, I'm just mad. Alright, so let's just watch the rise of the Skywalker's. I can't see it. Previous has been approved. Oh, I love stopping. So, like the screens blacken me obviously open up on like Jakku.

There's been an awakening. Oh wait, this is the force awakened strait l'abroudin. Pardon? Pardon? Pardon, it's the wrong way. Yes, the wrong way. Oh, that's the wrong way. So that so that's that guy. So that's Finn Um, and that's yeah, and then he's working up on Jacooh

So I was actually right about saying that it was Jacooh, oh, BB8. I mean, what is that? Yeah, so like oh stormtroopers Okay, so like I feel like you're totally wasting a time I went to the midnight screening of this So like it would be better if we just watched the actual one that came out the other day. How was the midnight screening? It was great. I fell asleep towards the end, because I'm not usually

up that late, but I still really enjoyed the movie. And then I watched it later again on blue right when it came out. Sometimes I'm allowed to stay up late late when we do church gatherings. All right, here it is.. Sorry I pressed the wrong one. That's alright. Ooh space. Okay.

Okay so like we open up on like Ray who's a no fuck this is the last Jedi. This is the last Jedi teaser. That's Ray on the planet where our Luke Skywalker lives now. And he's dead now. Breathe. No, so like, yeah, no, can you actually, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's like the last Jedi teaser.

That's actually the last movie Broden. Yeah, that's the one that came out like last year. That actually came out? Not last year, sorry, the year before, sorry. That's Luke's, the screw eye walk is island and he died on it. Yeah My mistake so just get up the proper one and then we'll watch it and then we'll talk about it. I just should be it. Yeah Yeah, so we open up these well-disney pitches we open up with John John Candy

Oh Broden this is this is cool runnings from 1993. This is the cool runnings from 1993 T's of trailer. Broden, you've actually got this way wrong again. Who's watching? We're looking for Sponsor for the first gig in Bob's Letty. You know this is actually kind of rude in bits. It is. My favorite G-Rade version.

Alright, I actually have it I found that sorry, I just put all my favorite trailers in my YouTube channel in a playlist. I completely understand. I really want to watch this video afterwards. Why Thanos is a perfectly written villain. I thought that's too fucking real for this podcast concept. Fucking loser. Whoever made that.

That's real. That's a real video. All right. We're watching, and you see it's trending a number one. Yeah, let's watch it push down. I need on off the, the, uh, it has over 23 million views in like less than 24 hours, which is like pretty sure that's some kind of record, but yeah, anyway. So someone's fucking, that's the first thing I hear.

Well yeah, I mean that's your dirty mind, just sort of like taking it somewhere, that's gross. People don't fucking spice. In spice world? In spice world, they do in the spice girls movie, maybe, maybe like, push spice. Nice. Like, yeah, oh god, push spice is so hot.

You see my favourite's baby spice. My favourite's scary spice. I love baby spice, she's my favourite spice girl. My favourite's probably scary spice. I love baby spice. She's my favorite. My favorite sporty spice Someone needs to work on their cardio Can you just please play the trailer? I'm actually like really excited. I'm like watching. I actually go to the gym What are you talking about my step-other my oldest stepbrother he he's given me some like pointers at the gym And like I just do the machines and I go three days a week

Fuck it out. Yeah, and I am I've only been for two weeks so far, but he I just do like the one where you pull it down Oh Yeah, let pull down. Yeah, just to help with my posture and stuff Can we like characters becoming too powerful All right Who's that so that's obviously that's Ray the protagonist the Ray Romano no Ray we don't know what a last name is but like taking us the river or no no Ray we don't know what a last name is but like probably yeah that a gun that's a laser sword so this is a tie interceptor that's coming at

her um potentially piloted by Kylo Ren but I'm confirmed so it says average every generation has a legend. Can you pause it there just for a second? Which is right? It's from episode one. It's from the trailer for episode one. Yeah, no, I was gonna say that. Just press play. That's probably this guy with the gloves. Yes, probably color in and there's like other footage where I can confirm that for you and show it to you. But yeah, anyway, and he's driving a car into space.

Do you just watch Mr. Sunday movies too? No, I don't even know what that is. Have you guys ever been to movie world? Yes, I've been in movie for three or four times. After my stepdad got married for their honeymoon, they took us all to the Gold Coast and we went to movie world. You're shit, I don't want you coming around no more. Yeah, because we're trying to watch the Star Wars trailer and you just keep

talking about your weird stepdad and your experiences of movie world. Well, it's just after we, because they have a really big church in Brisbane. So we went to the really big church and then we went to movie world after it on the Sunday. Okay. On the day of Christ. Yeah, we went to movie world. We went to church and then we went to movie world. Good Friday's church went.

The whole church went. They booked it out. Good Friday's coming up. Are you going to be eating red meat on it? What? Are you going to be eating red meat on the right? That's more of a Catholic thing. We don't believe in Mary.

I purposefully go to every good Friday. First thing I do is I go to McDonald's in the morning and I order a double quarter pounder. That's really rude. Well, it's just like fuck religion and like fuck God. Like it's not even real. Like sorry, but you're living with that, man. She's trying to... Okay, why is she...

So that's Ray doing a full kill? She'll Ray with a car. Yeah, so she's doing a force jump over. She's doing a force jump back flip over the back over Ty and to September. But for anyone listening, there's a car trying to mow down, Ray. Well, it's not like a car.

It's a tie interceptor, and it's probably on Jakku, potentially Tatooine, but most likely Jakkuku race probably they're probably trying to trace back Who's trying to tattoo Ian? Like I feel like you're not like taking this Yeah, I'm gonna be sorry for you Brought in, but it's a question Ever since Brought in ever since you got a girlfriend you've been really rude and pretending like you don't even like style You know talk about churn like that. Yeah, well, it's just you and churn I know churn I know that you and churn have been dating for six months and you haven't even like Star Wars. You don't talk about churn like that. Yeah, well, it's just that you and churn.

I know churn, I know that you and churn have been dating for six months and you haven't even talked in person. You only ever talk on MSN and haven't even kissed her, yeah. Ever since you started that? I've been churned once. Ever since you started dating churn and you bought that leather jacket on your last trip to Melbourne,

you've been, you've been like really rude to us and you've pretended like whenever the bullies are around, you pretend you don't like Star Wars and like you're pretending like you don't like Star Wars right now and it's really um it's really making me sad because you used to be my best friend and now ever since you got that leather jacket from Melbourne you're so rude to us. Yeah and in fact I've been to the Vic markets and I've seen the real leather jackets and the leather jacket and I like hate to inform you but that's like a leather jacket. Like sorry. It's what? It's a leather jacket. It's a leather leather jacket. Mark told me. What is it? It's a leather leather jacket. Oh, I'm sorry. It's just the boys on the lacrosse team. They are so cool. And all I'm saying is you just have to be yourself around us man. Like we don't even care. Like Zack's a fucking loser and like I know like pretty much everything. I'm actually kind of the coolest kid. Yeah, you're kind of a loser and like I like know

everything. And like we just want you to be yourself, man. And like I actually have a really high score in world of war. Yeah, we know, but you step that works in a nut factory, man. Like come on. He's actually like a manager at the nut factory. And like sometimes he gets a bit mad, but otherwise he's a really cool guy. What do you mean he gets mad? Yeah. So like there's Carlo Redhine, like taken them.

Even though he has a sword, he clothes lines a guy, which is cool. Well like he's using like, he's actually, if you watch, he's using, like, he's actually, if you watch, he's using the hilt of the sword to like stab the guy, rather than use the whole blade, which would be like, you know, total waste. Hilt is my favorite part of the sword,

apart from the shaft. My favorite parts of the sword go hilt, shaft, handle, handle handle handle. My favorite part of the sword is probably I Probably go Shaft Hilt and handle. Yeah, I would go. Yeah, I would go Hilt Shaft handle That's just the way my work, but my I'm not including blade. Yeah, no blade because blade is obviously that's not yeah, obviously It's always number one for everyone, but my favorite thing about a sword is a perfectly weighted sword Yeah, perfectly weighted sword is when you can put that the handle and the blade have the exact same weight And so you can balance it if you put your finger at the exact point of whether he'll tears just above the hill

It should wait and if that is actually It in terms of swords that's actually what you want So if your sword smith isn't giving you perfectly weighted swords like sorry, but you got a dutch sword smith Have you guys seen have you you guys seen Blade Trinity? Yeah, that's like the best of the trilogy, and everyone knows that. That was written and directed by David Esquire. I haven't seen the other ones, but I saw Blade Trinity at...

What? What? Hey guys, sorry. You're on top of... Sorry, sorry, can we just dissect that for a second? But the only one you've seen is Blade trilogy. Yeah, I'll give you the best one, but the one that makes the least sense

without having seen the previous two. Like what? You got what everyone's saying, this favorite superhero, Mark. A favorite superhero is a easily super man because he has like the most powers. In yours? The mine is probably like, it's a little bit offensive

and Mum doesn't know I've read it, but probably preacher. Actually, mine's different. I've changed my mind. I'm super hero is probably preacher. Yeah, no mind's mind's dead pool because he breaks all the rules He doesn't any time a rule comes around that they're poor. He breaks it even if it's a fourth wall Tom Batman Batman, that's really cute. I bet unfortunately you all have the loser ones compared to mine What's yours? What's yours? Spawn.

I love Spawn. Yeah, but actually that film is as like critically panned. The feature length film is critically panned because it's not even like true to the source material and everyone knows that like, that's why Kevin Feig has done such a great job because he always talks about how his Marvel movies always go back to the source material And that's why if you go back if every time they're all there in the source material My favorite we finished this trailer or what?

Yes, so what you've got here is color rent um potentially color rent rebuilding his Mask which is kind of like everyone in the movies hotter now like saffolander Landau color is in is obviously older and fatter and hasn't done much. What's Shepard so-so? Soga comes to an end and so there's no more Star Wars movies after this. After this is like the last Star Wars movie, they're probably not gonna.

Although Ryan Johnson is apparently rumored to be still working on his own trilogy that takes outside or that will take a bite outside of the skywalk. rumored to be still working on his own trilogy that takes outside of the skywalk. Now, like, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, before that was actually the metal that Leia put over Luke and Hans Neck in at the end of the very first Star Wars film in episode 4 episode 1 episode 4 actually um but yeah whatever Yeah That's not that's not too that's not too Why don't trailers oh my god that's palpatine's love oh my god yeah the Emperor, that's Palpatine's laugh. Oh my god. Yeah, the Emperor. Oh my god, Palpatine's back.

Can I ask you a question? Yeah. I haven't even seen the trailer yet. I just heard it and I knew that it was Palpatine's laugh. My question. And why don't trailers say like, tickets will be available at the box office from... Oh, November. Um.

Tickets to the show. It's probably because it's just like they're trying to build like proper hype and line. But where's the information? The information is like everyone knows whether the local cinemaplex is, mine's a hoi. Have you guys watched the new trailer for Lion King? Yeah, I did actually.

I'm not allowed to watch Lion King. Why? Because it's about reincarnation. What? It's about reincarnation. I'd actually say it's a film about redemption but sure apparently the circle of life is all about reincarnation and I'm not allowed to like shit well like there's the part where Mufasa talks about how the deer they eat the deer and the deer go into the grass and then the grass eat the deer and they eat the deer and and that's just like not reincarnation that reincarnation, that's just like the circle of life. This is how shit works.

This is how you just shit works and your mum's fucking dumb and she might have a master's in education. He's gonna, now he's gonna, he's gonna nerd that shoe, he's gonna snap. He's gonna do a snap. Well like, I'm sorry, but like any mum, any mum who thinks the force is magic, I'm sorry, like tell her to go back to school, tell it to like go back to George from high school. He's got this idea. Maybe, maybe, maybe,

maybe, if she spent more of her time, less of her time with her head in a book studying her master's of education and more time at industrial light magic that she'd know that the force is actually not magic. That's it. You're not invited to my lap or kettle, birthday party. Don't do that, Zach, that's so's it. You're not invited to my lap or kettle, but they party. Don't do that, Zach, that's so full on.

You're not invited to my lap. That's not even funny as a joke. That's not even funny as a joke, but yeah. We're gonna get pizzas and bread in the middle of the table. Hey, no, we're brothers, we fight, you know, we fight, but we're like brothers. It doesn't matter with blood, it's stick of the mortar and wine, and like nothing can come between us, right? Like, even though I said that stuff, and it doesn't even matter matter like there's no way you're not my friend say goodbye to this

Don't you're not gonna get that Peace The lullaby my step that's it that we were gonna get Just so you know what you're missing out on It's just that while well, once the song's done, I'll tell you. Who do you think would win out of a fight between Thanos and the Ghost of Luke Skywalker? I'll tell you who I think will win just in a second. I'm going to tell you firstly what this party had in store just so you know exactly what you're missing out on.

Yeah, suck eggs first We were gonna go to laser tag anyone I don't even care I don't even care do you know why I don't even care can I just tell you what we're gonna do Fine, we're gonna go to laser tag like that was only my closest friends and then doesn't matter because I've got A lot of people so I can play laser tag anytime I want with my little brother. Well then heaps of people coming on lapo keta and my stepdad was going to just get pizzas for the middle of the table and everyone could have some slices and

then everyone was going to be able to choose their own pasta dish. It doesn't matter doesn't matter because I've got Latina fresh in the in the fridge and I've also got some McCain's pizza singles And then we're like, I could have my own lapel get us experience at home And then we're all gonna go watch Bumblebee Well like my dad got me a DVD, a ripped DVD copy from his trip to Thailand So like I could do all that on my own, it doesn't even matter

Do you know why it doesn't even matter? Because like if the Infinity Gauntlet was real, you wouldn't even be able to wield it Do you know why? No, because, because someone, the Infinity Gauntlet is like the, it's the weapon that Thanos uses to destroy it here to wipe out half of all life in the known laws. It is a special glove and do you know why you wouldn't be able to wield it? Because you are not strong enough of spirit and like it, you literally couldn't even harness its awesome power.

Someone like you would be crushed by the power of the infinity gauntlet. I just existed IRL so like that's why I don't even care because I know that me I have a strong frame of mind and I have a strong spirit and if I wanted to wield the infinity gauntlet I could but you it would crush you you couldn't harness it to awesome power. I just wasn't inviting you because you were bullying me my mom. Well have you guys ever want to re invite me, then that's cool. Do you want to apologize?

Like, for what? For being rude and bullying me and my mom? Yeah, well, I wasn't being rude, I was just like being honest. Okay, you can come. Thank you. Hey, Broden, what were you going to say? You guys have ever seen a condom? Like, fuck. Yeah, I used a condom when I had sex

adventures. Can't fuck. Was it ribbed? Um, who did you have sex with? I only ever used condoms that are ribbed because it's for her pleasure. Who did you have sex with? She was a girl on ventures. She was from the new south, she was from the new south way. I was old, was she? She was a girl on Ventress. She was from the New South, she was from the New South, why I was old, was she. She was two years older than me. Which is? I don't want to go into specifics. Because whatever I, like I imagine this character would be 15, 16.

So 18. Let's say she was 18. I had sex with a 21 year old What are you? What I'm like 15 and she was 21. There was wild. She taught me things that I didn't know about Okay, okay, we did anal No No. No. It's fine if you don't believe me, but it's true. It's just the truth. You guys think that's pretty cool? Yeah.

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