Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 147 - Oprah's got a bit in Captain Planet?

Episode Date: May 7, 2019

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planet broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Oh! Oh! Here we are. Um, boys, Broden and Zach and my best friend, Tom. Thank you for joining me on this, um, Submarine, we're in a Submarine. Have you seen the new Joker trailer? Very good. But what we're in a submarine.

Have you seen the new Joker trailer? Very good, but what were you about to say? I was, I'm pretty sure I was gonna talk about the Joker trailer. You're always on about this Joker trailer. You really are. I was, it's very good. Yeah, but my question to you is,

why are you talking about a trailer that came out somewhat upwards of five weeks ago? That's right. We see, this is the thing Mark, we bank podcasts. So when you're talking about up to date things, Yeah. It ruins the image. But more importantly, we've been on this submarine,

and that's why he hasn't been able to see the trailer's here now, because internet and submarines is still in the early 2004's. Yes. Think of the internet you would get in a McDonald's cafe in 2008 or 2009. The only reason I've seen it is up to date for me because in the submarine we only just

went past a Westfield and I managed to get the free Wi-Fi for a month. That wasn't a Westfield, it was a seahorse. I was a seahorse, it's so confusing when you're in a submarine you get Westfields confused for a seahorse. Do you know with the seahorses, the males are the ones that come into their own... Dicks and get pregnant. Haha, little do these boys know. I smuggled a dongle in in my asshole. Why'd you say that straight to us?

We heard you saying about your asshole. You've got a dongle? I've only got 20 gigs on it, so I really need it. That's a lot! I need it for my stories. We're only supposed to be on the submarine for like three days. Zach, you're the chef of this submarine. What's for dinner?

I hope it's arm and croissants. I don't know yet. I'm just gonna check on YouTube and decide, just watch some cooking channels and decide from there. Um, hey, someone closed the screen door. What? You know how there's, you know how on, um, there's that joke. Think about what you're gonna say.

No, no, I'm just, I'm trying to, you know, there's, it's like, what's the, what's one of those inventions? There's something, there's some joke, people would have laughed at that because there's some joke and may not have told it right, about a screen door on it, like a Russian invention. What's like a, what's a dumb-kunt invention?

The Russians were quiet in between. I'm bringing the music back in. Yeah, and so the Soviet Russians were quite innovative. A lot of that, a lot of what you're talking about here is sort of bordering on Cold War propaganda. This idea that the Americans were superior to the Russian. Well, we did make it to the moon first. Yeah, yeah, but they made it to space first. Boys, the cosmonauts.

Boys, I've- We've been on this submarine. You're fucking spy? Absolutely not, Mark. You fucking- you're fucking spy. You're fucking commy spy, can't? No, I'm not a spy. I'm Broden.

I know, I hope. Why don't we talk about this over a delicious almond croissant dinner? Wait a second Broden, you know full well that almond croissants are banned on this submarine. So unless you snuck in with one shoved up your ass. I really don't think they are. I think we should eat almond croissant on the podcast. I do just want to get to that.

There were no sort of custom offices or anyone stopping us from just bringing things in our bag, Zach. So the choice to put the dongle up your asshole was yours and yours alone. I don't want to make that clear that we all we all bought stuff on a separate road and I'm in Cresson. Yeah, I just assumed he shoved it up his ass, but he couldn't just brought that in on his in his bag. I'm pretty sure he did. That's actually just jokes aside. The arm and croissant was from the bakery across the road from... Oh, f***.

Where we work. They... Oh, she thought it was a good cover up there. They'll never know. F***. 305, 6. Wearing the offices usually choose day to Friday, 10 AM to 5. I love the bakery across the road.

BEEP. Where we work. But jokes are so. BEEP. I've brought an almond croissant in here to have for my breakfast. Yeah. And if we could work that into the podcast, me eating that, I'd appreciate you having.

Yeah, I think you have. I'm getting the whole, you've smuggled it in. That's why we don't have almond chrissants. I've layered that in. Brought it next time you come into the submarine. Can you close the screen door? Will you brought up on a tin? Do you guys prefer the jolly submarine energy

or this set energy? I like both. I like the interchange. So place some submarine and then I'll tell you guys a secret. So place of music. Oh wow, this is so much fun in the submarine, but guys, seriously, I actually do have an internet dongle in my asshole. I bought it from the IGA, the road from our office. You haven't taken it out yet? No, so it's actually in my

asshole, and I'm just trying to work that into the podcast so I have a reason for having a dongle in my asshole. Can we make it then whenever it's this the tone is very serious but then when the music sounds very jolly. Hmm. Okay. How are you gonna get that dongle out of your asshole? Oh, you are, no I don't know because it's gone really far up and I didn't, I should have

picked a dongle with a wide, one side wider than my asshole. How can you just explain to me the size and shape of the dongle? It's sort of flat, wide, like a dongle. I don't know how to try. The dongle's coming all shapes and stuff. It's sort of like I'm trying to think... Is it a big dongle? Is it a small dongle. I don't know how the dongle's coming all shapes and it's sort of it's sort of like I'm trying to think is it a big dongle Is it a small dongle does it look like a chrome cast or does it just look like a little usb stick? Well, it looks like a sort of almost like a little tin of mince if that makes sense, but like a bit bigger than that maybe imagine

like a small cigarette tin or a small wallet. It was quite wide and quite uncomfortable. In my head I've got a Chromecast. No, no, it's a little bit thinner than that, but wide, a long thing. But it's in your asshole. Yes it is. I put it in a condom, lubed up the condom

and shoved it up my asshole. Even though there was no need for you to do that. No need at all. I was Wait, are we on the submarine or in real life right now? You have You've blended and twisted reality to a point where I'm not sure what is real and what is submarine so in real life I did need to put the dongle on my asshole. No, that never would, there's no circumstance or situation where you would need to stick a dongle up your asshole. Yeah, but they wouldn't let me bring the dongle on the submarine.

So I had to shove it up my asshole. But that's, no, but that's, no. But the joke is in this world, I don't need to shove it up my asshole. But that's no, but that's no. But the joke is in this world, I don't need to put it in my asshole, but in the real world, I got it, I really, I really had to put it up my asshole. To get on the submarine. What? You said in the real world. So here. You said that in the real world right here, right now. Well, then you had to stick the dongle up your asshole to get onto the submarine, but the submarine isn't real.

The submarine only exists. So in both reality, that's... Well, in the submarine, I've pretended to... So in the submarine, I've pretend... Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! So in the submarine I've put, I'm making the excuse, but as you pointed out I could have brought it in my bag. And the whoa! So that's the joke. Oh, I didn't have to bring it into the submarine. Yeah, right. But in real life, in real life, in the podcast studio, Zach, Auntie Donna, you know, professional comedian, my best friends, I had to put it in my asshole. For what reason? I

think we need to move on. I think we need to get back on track make do this submarine plot and I ask you guys Why what the magic why why are we on a submarine? I think it was the get I think we weren't getting great internet reception Land and so we wanted to see what the end began Political because if we can find the mysterious node. These are moves in New Zealand. We're on, pardon? We could have moved to New Zealand. Yeah, we're getting a submarine to New Zealand over there.

Yeah, because we're looking for the node. The node is like this mythical creature that provides the NBN to places. It's a little like a showed, but of a a flat like a penis. It's It's it's a sort of the connection point for internet now everyone knows that I've got a showed We've been talking about this on the pod past pop past You fucking talk fuck you don't fucking tease me can't you got a commie spy can't over here I'm not a spy Guys look out. Oh

Sorry, I was I thought okay, here's what just no no no, I liked it I was I was waiting for a moment to do that. Oh here's what happened just then I opened up a car crash sound effect. I thought we could crash in the shipwrecked But then it's sort of just started playing What do you mean that's what you wanted you mean? That's what you wanted. Yeah, that's what you wanted, wasn't it? I guess. No, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I Next time consider calling in just a DM. To publicly humiliate me for that mistake was a little rotten. Just consider DMing me, but thank you and I apologize.

No, just consider a DM next time. Okay, carry on. Didn't sound like an authentic apology, but you're welcome. No, I'm very sorry. Some people get offended by things that's on you, but I apologize if that upset you. Just DM me next time. All right, next, come on, let's go.

That'll very disingenient. No, no, no, I've really genuinely sorry. I can't remember exactly what I did but you say to me get and sucky about it so sorry. Right. I want to crash the submarine to push the narrative of this podcast forward. But I don't want to crash the submarine on bad terms. Every cunt shit wedding that I've been to in my 20s, up to now always has a 55 year old man with a microphone saying, never go to bed angry. A couple of times, usually

three to four times that happens throughout the day. Never go to bed angry. You can tell those people definitely go to bed angry. The people who say that. Never go to bed angry. Self-impressed. Yeah. I don't want you guys to go to bed angry. And by that I mean I'm gonna crash this submarine to push the narrative forward. So the submarine crashing is the... No, no!

Oh well, we gotta crash it. I'm gonna crash this submarine to push the narrative forward. Are you ready? I'm I'm gonna crash this submarine and push the narrative 40, you ready? I am, I'm ready, but I did go to bed angry. Just remember, it's sort of, I have, in a way, put the gun on the mantle piece with the dongle in my asshole. So, as the plot progresses, remember that we can get out of it,

we don't do this yet, because there is a dongle in my asshole that can get us connection to save us. And I just wanted to check, is the saying don't go to bed angry or is it don't go to bed with a stiffy because going to bed with a stiffy is much more awkward than going to bed angry. You can't roll over on your tummy. Just crash the crash the summer rain. Just crash the summer.

You know what I'm saying crash the summer. Boy I want to say something. I want to say that, isn't it? Don't let the sunset on an argument. It's a sunset. So now I have to- What happens if you have- What happens if you have an argument post sunset?

Well then you've got to sort it out before you go sleep. Nope. I don't go to bed at six. I mean that applies to pre-electrical age. That applies to the medieval age. I mean that that applies to pre-electrical age That applies to medieval ages. I would say don't Don't let the lights go off. Yeah at bed to hide the bedside lights go off on an hour And don't go to bed with a stiffie that too. It's too difficult to sleep on your side. It'll go down I think a better way of saying never let the sunset and I mean maybe don't go to bed angry.

Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, because sunset, a lot of us are eating after sunset. So that's a very early apology. And today daylight savings comes in this Sunday, so it's gonna be dark at six. I might still be here at the office working on comedy. I don't have time to get home and apologize to my loved ones. It'd be so hard to organize my life so that all my arguments with Naomi are happening

pre-six o'clock. That's... I gotta get home. I can't live like that. So I gotta make sure I wrap up right on five. I get home by 5.30 and he's gotta do the same. I've gotta have the argument. Have the argument.

Yeah, settle it before six. Hello, gentlemen to have the argument. Have the argument before 6. Hello gentlemen. Hey Broden. Hey, what, why are you doing that voice Broden? It's gonna be funny if I had a funny voice like that. I wonder what magical character that could have been. But no, it was me. It was Broden. What magical character could have got us out of this bullshit discussion?

We'll never know Because it was Broden captain Sarpie. No, I'm Broden captain Sarpie. My name is Broden And I was doing a funny for a moment I said hi Zach Isaac Isaac Okay, all right then Hello, okay, then fine fine. I guess I guess that beautiful. Why are you just doing a silly voice? I don't know I just far out I guess that character will never be Where's the rib sandwich? Oh hello rib sandwich boy

Oh hello rib sandwich boy! Yes! Oh me, you're looking for a rib-boy. Oh no, Mark is dead and now you will be here for the rest of the bunch of- Oh please don't do that to me! I must say, Mark's rib- Rib sandwich. Yes. I am a rib sandwich by the way, I'm not-

I'm a rib- they call me rib sandwich boy. We're on a submarine. What are you doing? I'm this that's fair Are you married submarine rib sandwich? I'm I married sub what am I married? Like a rib submarine like a subway a submarine sandwich. Yeah, yeah Is that kind of the joke? Yeah, no, I was just like I just like, you are a rib sandwich on a submarine. Yes. Now, but my question to you is, are you married?

To, I'm married to the fourth. What, the barbecue sauce? No, I'm an alcoholic. I love the fourth. I get on it. Sometimes, I hit my kids, which are little pigs. Little baby, baby little piglets so just mark that for a cut oh no seriously it turns the best way to turn them into salami you get an iron rod you see you know pig that can feel fear in the

same way human scan okay boom, okay. BUM! Over back at the neck! BUM! If they come on them, BUM! One shot! One shot! As they are madame for me! I'm not fully across what he's talking about. I think he's talking about murdering a pig in the most humanoid. Can I tell you? Can I just tell you something? Okay, do you want to say something first?

I just have to say the best way to kill a piglet is the sneak up behind it with an iron rod BOMB back of the neck Because if they see you coming they scream because they feel feel like human Okay, so this is your children Well, I'm just saying of that kids and I don't know where they are So where you were pig is this the scenario? Well, I've got ripped them me and me, a month to come from somewhere. Right, and I'm fucking idiot.

I'm gonna be honest with you right now. Gogg, gogg, gogg, gogg. It's quite dark in this story. He's married to the source. And when, when, when, uh, rib cent sub-roin sandwich, uh, first approached, I initially thought it was Mark doing a silly voice, um, and I was wrong. It's rib sandwich. And I gotta admit to you right now,

as he talks about slaughtering his children pigs, I really wish it had been Mark doing a voice. But now, hey, rib sandwich, I have a question you about your marriage with source. Yeah. Uh. Yeah. The li-ha.

You okay? Yeah, did the normal rib sandwich sound that we made. I'm so sorry, that was a sensitive idea. It's part of our culture. But I have dice to raw onion on you? I have dice to raw onion diarrhea on me. So I'm fructose in dollar and if I have dice to raw onion, I'll get the runs. Okay, I just...

I don't want to... Let's just leave that. Okay, I just, I don't wanna, let's just leave that. So, okay, okay, alright. Please leave this. I just, I'm just very confused. Can I delve into that one layer? Sure. So, we're just gonna delve into that really quickly and then we're gonna go in the middle.

So, when you get soggy, when you get soggy, will I get soggy? What? Okay, so just the question. I'm soggy sandwich. So you're a rib sandwich. The bread, every other component of you,

other than the part of the dead pig. We're gonna be on this summary for a while. I'm not crashing it. No. So every other part of the That is not you you are you were once a pig here, so you really are just the rib Yes, but what's happened is okay. I was made by what is commonly referred to with a sandwich artist Okay, have you some way some way

Because I'm on the submarine. I was the subway sandwich Sub okay, does that make sense not entirely so my second question is you've got diarrhea in the sandwich Yeah, and that diarrhea was caused by ingredients of the sandwich. Yeah, everybody pooped Now did you eat yourself? Is that how the diarrhea happened? Well, it's hard not to, you say, I'm a sort of a bread-filling entity. So you know what a sandwich is.

I don't have to explain that. Is it that television show? No, you're thinking of billions on fans. Yeah. What's a sandwich? So a sandwich is similar to billions in a sense that it's edible. It was invented by, it was invented by the Earl of Sandwich, the restaurant chain in North America. Is it showrunner for billions?

Yeah. Easy. Earl. Earl. My name is Earl. My name is Earl, but my name is Sandwich Rib. No, it's Rib Sandwich. Oh, no, but when I have to fill out like a document, like my Medicare form,

I've got to do sandwich comma rib. But that doesn't mean it's your last name and that's how you'd pronounce it today. No, but, no, but formally, that's how people, they say, Sandwich Rib, when I'm at the doctor the doctor trying to figure out my diarrhea problems. So sandwich is your last name? No. No. I never said that. Can I okay okay uh no but is the rule? Well you let me get to the butt. Okay. You let me get to the butt. Yeah, let me get to the butt. Sandwich, sandwich rib. Sandwich rib.

Yeah, my question. Well, rib, I prefer it if you call me rib sandwich. You're not a medical professional. It's not whether I'm a medical professional or not that is the issue. It's the you said your name was sandwich rib and then the reason you justified that is because when you your name is called out at a medical office They say sandwich rib that is not I because I do not have medical What are you upset now all I'm saying is there's bits of confusion here I understand some improv rules that have been broken tremendously badly by me

I'm not I know never said I was good at Improving I'm just the thumbs floor rumble rib sandwich Whose comments sometimes inductors officers when they call out they say sandwich rib I ask a question of your sandwich rib or rib sandwich whatever you mr. Sandwich rib that's all I'm saying. Can I ask a question of your sandwich rib or rib sandwich whatever you mr. Sandwich? Mr. Mrs. Sandwich. I'm so sorry to overshroomed that mr. Sandwich. Okay, I'm being laying an egg Fantastic now now. I've got a problem with that you are you that is a character you can't you can't take the meat from another Character and just put it on top of this character. Why not? We all lay eggs. These characters.

You're not platypus. Platypus is a separate character. No, but we're related. Okay. Okay. I don't remember how to put it all. My question is, I have one question of you. So when you stopped being a pig and then part of that pig went into being one component of the rib sandwings. Oh, loin? Yeah.

Well, okay. I would have assumed the rib, but okay. When that happened, did you continue on with the consciousness of the pig? Or was the pig a different creature? So that's my question is, do you the same sort of lineage? And if so, does the rest of the pig have the same consciousness as you? Do you share consciousness with a pork chop somewhere,

or are you now separate entities from that point? No. But, okay. Yes. Okay. I harbor all the memory of the pig, although they are not my own Sometimes I wake up in a cold source

Which is like a sweat is that your wife? What you said your wife is source my wife is that my wife is the source The demon the devil Because if I get a hold of me, oh, I go, I turn into a bad man. Okay, can I just get clarity? Are you married to someone? I married, I'm not technically. I'm married to an addiction. Yeah, okay. And her name is Thorne. We met in 1954. Great. And she is the love of my life. Can I ask though, do you ever go to bed angry? No, no, no, I never go to bed angry. I always finish my argument before sunset. So you go to bed quite early

Well sometimes if we have an argument after 6 p.m. on daylight saving yeah, we allow ourselves to be mad until the next sunset So We allow ourselves to be mad until the next sunset. So we will go to... That's really toxic for a relationship. It can be toxic, but we didn't learn about the don't go to bed angry until after we were married. And someone had said to us, I think his name was Tom. I met him at a Greek wedding. He's over there. Oh, Tom!

That was some shit advice, man. Because now we will be arguing, we will finish the argument, stun set will arrive, we'll make dinner because we ate at 7,730. We'll have an argument over what's me and Sourth, Mrs. Sourth, we'll have an argument over she's not the devil, by the way. The Sourth is the demon. Don't give me a Piccardi. Okay, we have an argument over she's not the devil by the way the source is the demon don't give me a Picardi okay, so can I just delve in again? I've got another question here so now this is the previous question just quickly oh yeah, yeah, I Harbour all the memories of the pig yeah, but also of the pig's boiling does the pork chop elsewhere? Harbour the memories or is that just a pork chop the pot is the cuz it is like my cousin the pork chop elsewhere harbor the memories or is that just a pork chop? The pork, it's the cause, it is like my cousin, the pork chop.

So we'll catch up every now and then a question. And you don't share memories sort of from the point of separation. No, we absolutely sometimes will be like, oh, I'll go ahead and tell you the time when I was rolling around and shit. And then he says, oh, remember when I was rolling around and shit. So when you're rolling around and shit and then he says oh remember when I was rolling around in shit so when you're rolling around in shit as a sandwich as a as a as a loin as a part of the pig it's a shared experience that we have and but when unaware of it okay now he's a pig on part of the pig the pig was rolling around in his own shit. Yeah. Eatin' Bone A-

But pig can go through bone lock bar. That's a snatch reference. You've seen snatch. I've seen a couple of them. Okay. Okay. No snatch is one film. Stop.

They spoke a barrel. That's a separate film. Guy Richie married Madonna. We're on an island. So my, well we were gonna be on Ireland by the other podcast but I don't think that's gonna happen he didn't put her on an island he did I thought he made a film with her set on an island and it did badly so that he went fuck off I brought and don't realize really don't you realize subway sandwiches or

submarine sandwiches can't differentiate between fiction and reality. It's just a thing, it's a quirk. That's interesting. Another thing that I found interesting is there's neither day nor night in the ocean, because we're so deep, you can't tell when the sun sets. That... Wh- But... Oh...

Oh no. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Sub-I-San, which is having a dilemma. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh no, subway sandwiches having a dilemma Oh, I never got to ask my question about sources Ask your thoughts question Okay, so just for clarity You fucking blew my mind with your non-sunset I'm a Buddhist for rib sandwiches

What about Periscope? What about Periscope? I can look up at the per- you can look through the Periscope But that's only if the subway the subway If the submarine Is there a subway in the submarine? Yeah, it's some clarity on it I'll work do you remember when Jared Vogel was convicted of sex crimes? Mm-hmm. I remember that too. Anyway

So my question is Submarine way. Um, so my question is, uh, submarine, uh, one, two, I'm, I'm sub sub. I'm a sub sandwich. So no, I'm so sorry. Your name is rib sandwich. Sandwich rib, the medical professional. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're just jumping around. I'm just saying it can be confusing because when you say, Hey, rib sandwich, I'm just saying it can be confusing because when you say hey rib sandwich I'm sitting there playing my DS in the medical office going. Well, that's talking about sandwich rib

It could be sitting next to it happen before so it's quite a common name in your community Rib sandwich. No, it's two of us. Yeah, there's rib sandwich Which is me and sandwich rib which is my and sandwich rib, which is my cousin. Okay. And sometimes at medical professional office they'll say rib sandwich and we'll both go to get up. Yeah. And we're like, oh, and then we'll get a headache and we both get on the source. Okay, so. So would you be a first to me eating my almond croissant rib sandwich? I'm so for it. Well, do you have an almond croissant rib sandwich? There's no rib in here, no. Oh, right.

You were saying, right, I thought what you had was a rib sandwich encased in an almond croissant. That is what I ate for a sweet eat. I would say that on Instagram. I feel like that could definitely happen. My question is, yeah, you are addicted to alcohol, which you refer to as the source. You are married to someone called source, Mr. Thoreth,

Thoreth. Mrs. Thoreth. Alcohol thing I'm clear on, you also sweat source in the way that human sweat. My question is, is your wife, Mrs. Thore source, made from the same source that you sweat? Did you sweat her out? Or is this an entirely different thing? And there's just source in your world refers to many, many different things. So, what is like in your human world, what you refer to as like air or water or butter.

You know how there is several like margarine olive oil spread, lower cholesterol spread, vegan butter, cashews. It's sort of a broad spectrum. Thaust is an umbrella term, much like the Umbrella Academy we all have powers. So, just, I wanna tap into that now. Zap, zap, zap. Zap.

Okay. Zap, I'm shooting laser from my family eyes. So that absolutely makes sense. My question is about butter. You've talked about butter or spreads. In which spreads, as though that's exclusive to our community as humans. I'm a little bit confused as to why butter

isn't a thing in your world as you are a sandwich. We outlawed butter many years ago because it made us so delicious to one another. That there was a problem with rib sandwiches eating other rib sandwiches and getting on the source of the result. Did you want to ask me for one second? Yeah, no worries. Guys, look out! Who's driving the submarine?

Oh no, it's a car parking. Oh no! We've crashed the submarine. Okay, sorry. It's a long-sounding thing. Aquaman's got none to the sub and he crashed it. No he hasn't. No, absolutely not. This is not the film Aquaman. It could be if you just believed Aquaman again is fiction sandwich. I'll note, we've crashed the submarine. Now we've washed ashore on a desert island with nothing but a half-eaten almond croissant. What adventures will we get up to next podcast?

Who knows? This has been Zach Rwain, Broden Kelly. Thank you so much for joining us on the podcast. It's a pleasure. Can I plug my show? Yeah, absolutely. I'm at the Victoria Hotel at 8.45, Tidast Tuesdays. Check it out 2 for 1. Are you doing 2 for 1? Absolutely not.

Okay, and ham sandwich, the submarine boy. Thank you you so much do you have anything you want to plug uh... the other thing i want to plug is potentially um... your artholes act because there seems to be a dongle coming out of it okay well i'll slip that back in and we'll remember that dongle because we may use it uh... to uh... as a duess x-mac and a later the story. So join us next week while we solve you don't seem to be upset that there were crashed onto a beach. It's quite nice to be out of the submarine. It's quite a claustrophobic. Also I see a major a major port just down the beach so So, just down the beach, there's a Jenny

a major port, there's a lot of people around. So I think it will be fine. But please see my show, The Sandwich Hour at Trades Hall. It's a bit of a hub this year, they've got food truck there. It's called The Sandwich Hour with Sandwich Rib. I've put that down because it's set in a doctor's office, so that's why my name is put in that way. I'm masturbate for about an hour and that's the

majority of the show. So you see me masturbate, which is just in sandwich world, there's not rude at all and I never come. Join us next week to find out How does a submarine sandwich masturbate? What's with the lasers in their eyes? How we're gonna do how we're gonna get food when all we've got is an arm and croissant. That's next week I just caught it. I just got the crap with mine So just recap one of the things gonna to be in next week's podcast. Thanks for the episode. We're on a band in Ireland. I think I might just set up that the the city was a some sort of hallucination or or or mirage. Maybe the character never tasted. No, he's still he'll be back. All right.

A submarine sandwich will be back. All we've got is the croissant. Hopefully people remember I've got a dongle up my asshole. I imagine we'll use that to connect to the internet and get home. And remember, and remember, no matter how much I'm at the bait, I can't calm. OK, so join us next week for that. Do you have any final thoughts, Broden or Sand sandwich? I think just never go to bed angry. That's fantastic. Or as I like to say, never have

never have a sunset on an argument. I did some research. It was, it's a phone. Yeah, there's a passage in a bow. I'm here, but I'm not in world. Okay. See you in the other world. There's a passage in above. I'm here, but I'm not in world So you Oprah in Captain planet that's me Oprah That's why someone told me once Who are you oh I'm sorry Thank God Oh, thank God. Um, down the mat, let's go. I just killed the sandwich.

I'll put you in the room. I'll put you in the room. I'll put you in the room. Um, so it's a passage from the Bible. I have heard it said numerous times that it is a sin to get angry and that is not true. When Paul says, is be angry but do not sin, do not let the sun go down on your anger and do not make room for the devil. See, people give the Bible a bad rap rap but there's some good stuff in there. Yeah, so.

And that was back in the days before they had like electricity so that makes sense that that's when they went to bed in jail. Oh, of course you guys. Yeah. Oprah's got a big captain planet. And on that note, thank you so much for listening. We've got a new merch store, www.Haven'tYouDoneWell.com. Oprah's got a big captain planet. Oh, we've got a new merch, keep cups, that sort of thing. Jump on it.

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