Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 15 Feat. STUART DAULMAN

Episode Date: October 26, 2016

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Why did you put a jar in your back? Oh? No, no, no, I think you should be going to the physio to all to make you stop being such a fucking backstabber You're a backstabbing some bitch. I'm gonna get real hot. Yeah He's actually quite warming here just a reference point Stuart is in 99 twice is a policeman in touchy timonies also a a handy-capped guy in bigoted bill Yeah, Stu what happened at the physio? Okay, so what's the physio? Yeah. Is your back all right?

Back's okay. What happens when you hurt your back, all the muscles around it, it's kind of like, it's kind of like, the incidence, if there's an incident that happens in the city. BEEP. Everyone around will freak the fuck out, right? It's kind of like that.

So all my muscles were spasming. Yeah. Much like a BEEP. So the back is basically, like, it's like a side. That's my muscles were spasming. Yeah. Much like a... So the back is... Basically, it's like a side. Baby God back. Well, all right. You got a lot of everything in your back.

But actually, the issue was the jar that you had surgically inserted into your back. That's right. He doesn't have a jar. It's a... It's a term, it's a... He put a jar in his back. He told me that before.

Stuart has someone who's had a lot of back problems in his life Let me tell you I'll feel you all right. Yeah, it's pretty it's weird isn't it? Yeah, yeah, I've had a lot of I've had a lot of very serious Back let me tell you as someone who's a little bit attracted to you. I want to feel you Oh If only that were true That is back that was Broden using his thumb. Can we get back on track? Oh I'm saying Broden is, oh jeez,

why did we bloody, well I was, we took a wrong turn and elbow cooking. Ah. Just just quickly though Broden is someone who often mistakes you as a Mandarin. I want to peel you. That's why that's a line of question very appealing. So you're

at the back. I heard a little bird that you are you're at the back down. You're a little bit more than a prescription. No, actually I got there to half an hour early right and there's a bit of a bit of a baby sitting in the bloody wet when room. I've been a

bit of a sit-in-beyond the computer. She didn't work there. She was working there. She was working there. Sit- the bloody wedding room. I've been a bit of a sit-in-beyond-the-computer. Oh, so she didn't work there. No, she was working there. Oh, no. She was working there sitting on the computer. So, last week, she's a bit of a babe. What sort of babe are we talking? We're talking like a innocent kind of babe.

We're talking like a girl. A girl next door kind of babe. Oh, like your, like your Callista floccat ads. Yeah, like a Callista, or even an Alicia Cuff, but... Yeah. You're an Alicia babe. You're an Alicia, so the stone. You're a Alicia, babe You're a Alicia, babe You're talking like an Alicia, silly, silly stuff

Like a cross between an Alicia and a Cuff Like are we talking, here's the thing I want to understand, are we talking Michelle Pfeiffer or Mekki Yeah, are we talking a baby girl or a baby doll? Are we talking, are we talking, are we talking Jennifer Love Hewitt? Yep Are we talking That was really Jennifer Loe, Piss. Oh, it's a pun off.

Tommy, you might just need to beep. It's there. Why? I didn't expect it to go down so rough. I didn't expect it to go down so Janine Garuffa. Oh! I didn't expect it to be so Garuffa, though, the classic children's fable. Oh, guys, who left the honey out?

Now we've got a problem with Jennifer Antiston. LAUGHTER Can we have a little bit of Demi more of that? That tickled me right in the Aston Good show. I really didn't think that would land well. Yeah, I was really. What's talking about Bruce Willis? All right.

That joke really Tom cruised along. Yeah. What? I think that joke really Tom cruised along. What a problem, man. You've been coming in here. You've been having a problem with me all day and then you say that about real hot

Is I was just trying to uh can we just you guys were doing like the celebrity name thing? I could I am pissed off and I want you to get out of here I want you to get your bags and go Katie Holmes Alright, I'm getting my bags and I'm Christopher walking out Excuse me. And are you Nicole Kidding or Kidmin? Sorry, sorry Stu, I'm so sorry man.

What was that about, what did you just say about walking? Christopher. You're gonna walk out of here. We're trying to do a podcast with our rest. Walk out, like you have everyone else. Walk away. Just walk away you want to take oh my good real hot near This guy James it's gone from hot to chilly. Here. There's a real bloody cheese. So I'm at the back doctor.

Yeah, the back doctor. Alright, so I'm at the back doctor and I'm at the back doctor. I got a twin muse, Ellie had a bit of a chat with his next door neighbor, Babe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, yeah, so soon, she does graphic design, it's Swinburne Uni. No, big box of dolmens world. I like free artists. I like free artists.

But so not good enough for Melbourne, not good enough for Manish, not good enough for... I think that's RMIT. I love it. I think she's a great man. Yeah. How did you find that out by the way? I said a bit of a chat. That's the point. And that's the big thing. We're talking about the weather.

Started there. You know, it was so cold yesterday. What the hell, man? Just picking up babes, sitting in the bloody white room. It's very swathed. I think it's very George Clooney of you. Well, actually, I get what happens was I got went down. Got the video down.

That's why I imagine George Clooney picks up his babes. When he's got a bloody cafe. Yeah, he's like, he's just busy. I'm sorry, I'm at the Warner Brothers Lot shooting oceans 11. I've got to get down to the, I've got my appointment at Pinkberry my, I've got a, a, a appointment at Pinkberry, I've got to get myself a, a, a cream. Sippin' on my nose, and then I sit down with a babe, and I'm a woman. Sippin' on my pod. So, yeah, so she's swim, swim, swim, burn.

So, anyway, I got a bit of chatting, wouldn't have had the physio done. We got, there's a zone that they've reached the bottom of your back. It's called the... The Pleasure Zone. The Squirrel Zone. The Squirrel Zone? So when they push it all hard, you squill. So, squillin. Squillin. Yeah.

The Squillin. My Mrs. Nurse all about that zone. Well, how does she know about that? Because she reads medical journals. Ah, yeah, great. Well, she's a learned woman. So you're up the squills. Yeah, I'm in the squills though.

Pardon? Is your gut, sorry, Steele. No, no, she's a sex woman. So you're up to squeeze her. Yeah, I'm in the squills there. Pardon? Is your girl, sorry, Steve. No, no, she's a sex doctor. Really? Oh, really? I thought she was like an engineer. And I could be. Is she an MD? MD doctor?

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, man. But why do you come in here and lie about your girlfriend's job? I mean, we all know Naomi. She's a great comic. She's a fantastic engineer. I just want kind of just wanting you guys to think I'm cool. Yeah, well maybe maybe the cool thing to do would be to be honest. I've tried being myself and I feel like that hasn't worked in the past so sometimes I feel pressure to be someone I'm not Fuck you man. I'm gonna Christopher walk and

Yeah. Fuck you man. I don't know. I'm gonna Christopher Walken out of here. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna be back. I'm back baby! I'm back! All right. Back to the future. I think you are back and we're talking to Stuart Battie's back.

Okay, so we're in the squeal zone. So when the school zone got out of the school zone and then I didn't need to make another appointment because my back had been stretching it, so it's good. And then I can do those stretches. Yeah, there's a stretch as glutes You know what I'm saying? Gotta keep those glutes loose

Why do you have to stretch the glute? No, no, no Are you a fucking idiot? Give me a minute, no just give me a fucking minute You want the glutes? Sorry guys, I'm just gonna... I'm gonna Christopher walk in there Anyway, I'm back baby walk in there anyway

Okay, no bad guy can everyone just let's to get to a store. I want to hear about Please Tom can you be bad didn't land as well So we're at the doctor's squeal so it's all bad You get struck down on the walk down as like I was lovely to meet you Hey, but you didn't explain hash why she was in the waiting room and now she's working No, she's working she's working she's working. She's working on the desk. You're making appointments. You're working one day a week Every Thursday

She's so cool. Yeah, so you've you've you've George cleaned her in the Cool. Yeah, so you've you've you've George cleaning her in the Jacina Seed. We got that early. You G. Cedar. She's been clued. You've gone to the squeal zone. You've come out you've double cloned in her? No, what I did was I go I said this I said it was I really really nice to meet you I don't usually do this but I wrote my number down and I gave it to her and I said it takes me if you want to get a drink And Mom was that today that was today. That was about two hours ago. Oh Check your phone.

Check the phone and... No, still alone. And... Oh, oh, oh, oh. That was very, very... I could... Very George Clooney. Genuinely, I'm 27.

I would never, ever in my life, have the confidence to do that, ever. Really? That is, I find that... The confidence? What? I thought you said the competence. He's never had the competence.

Every time I found that, he's written down my number. And I'm getting calls from girls 24-7. Oh, no. Excuse me, bro, and I'd love to go on a date. I'm like, I'm with my girl. Get out of here. Yeah, yeah. No, I was being quite genuine.

I would never have the confidence, the confidence, or the confidence to do that. And I think that's very admirable of here. No, I was being quite genuine. I would never have the confidence, the confidence, or the confidence to do that. And I think that's very admirable of you. Let's give Stuart a round of applause. And I'll tell you what, you got the part. Yes! Yes! So we're talking to Stuart and Stu's in love.

Again, again. Stu's in love. Do you have another festival show coming on? No, I'm just kidding. For the record, Stu sometimes does festival shows about girls' in love with them. A Becketton's heartbroken. Such a...

They're really emotional. I cried. You did, you did, you did. I didn't cry, but that's just because I haven't cried in a long time. I'm talking to my psychologist about it. Anyway, I... That's that insight. I think that once Donner is making enough money,

we really should go to the psychologist separately. We all have issues. Anyway. If you get on that mental health plan, you get 10 for free. Yeah. I told my dad, I told my dad today, I was like, oh you know, he's going through some mental health issues at the moment, and I've been through some mental health issues, and I said to him, I went to a psychologist for six months, at one point it got so bad,

and he just looked at me and went, oh that's bad. Oh, that's like, it's good, it's good to talk about your feelings. It is, It is. It is. He's a hard man. He's a hard man. He's a butcher. For me, I don't know. I feel like talking about your feelings when I open up. It sounds kind of stupid. Doesn't feel stupid. Yeah, I think I'm being genuine. I think it sounds dumb and I think no one should do it. I think Broden, I think Broden needs a call. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ring Sorry, my phone's ringing. Yeah pick it up. All right Where you taking the phone just pick it up now that is ring time. Okay, it's his ring time Oh man, I saw something quite funny today. Can I just interject? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a term they use in theatre when you can cut someone off.

LAUGHTER So, one of my big... Yep, I saw a middle-aged man, a boomer, saw a boomer man. Yeah. And he peeks up his phone and his ringtone is bittersweet simply. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER And this rektone is bittersweet symphony. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER That's right.

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Felicity Ward. Felicity Ward. Marrako Barma. No, that's not where the English travel is. Jason Bourne was in it. Not the character, not the fictional character of the game.

Have you seen the touring band that covers Jason Bourne's song? It's called Bourne songs called born again? No, I was not aware of this I know of the pulp fiction band in place pulp fiction things on the Tarrantinos Tarrantinos, I know about the Beards. They have beards and they're just singing about beards three hours Metallic and they play a lot of metal a lot of hard heavy rock Do you know stew once we met a very prominent politician in Australia who told us about a secret

Like first-class lounge that's in domestic airports in Australia that no one knows about really and you get fresh the Fred like like really Fred Fred you get Fred you get Fred Fred I made a fucking mistake All right, you know what Broden? What? Maybe if you weren't holding us up to that standard, we wouldn't be pointing it out to you. And let me tell you right now So those kinds of mistakes that gets Armen killed in Iraq every year Sorry, too many beans. So There's politicians that this is yeah, that's a bit. Yeah, that's what they call it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's a comedy bit

That's a comedy bit you guys riffin anyway, so there's a secret fucking lounges at the airport for very famous and high-profile people The poll a lot of politicians get in there a lot of famous people get in there and they said huh you meet Fred I don't know Fred God you made a Fred you made a guy named Fred. He's like, hello there. My name's Fred Welcome to the first class loud. Yep, so you meet Fred and then we asked this person Was there any like famous bands or comedians and the person said oh the beards are in there a lot I know the beards have been in there the beards are considered by Virgin Australia to be a high the really You know the upper echelon of society in Australia

the beards Wow, did they start the Beards? Did they start the... What? Did they have that, did they play the Beards? Is that because they started the thing that men haven't Beards? Well Fred is, Fred is, what?

That's why, you know, that's why they're first class, yeah. They started men wearing Beards. They started it. They started it. Yeah, they're trendy. Tell Yeah, they started men wearing beads. They started it Yeah, they're trying to tell me tell me anyone Buy a beard. It's about a favorite one. Well, pay a beard. I think pay a beard. So it's a good favorite party I'll buy boys Boy, oh character. I love characters Brought it's it's Byron from the beads It's Brian. Oh, it's Brian.

It's Brian. It's Brian from the Beards. Good day, Brian. Hello. Brian. Brian. Yeah, when was the first time you wore a beard? Well, I was going to be Fred from the first class.

All right, go with that. I like Brian from the beard. All right. I first grew a beard in 1983. Wow. 1983. And did anyone have beards before then? No, nobody, everyone was smooth-faced. We used to call them smooth-faced sellies, smoothies. Because at the time, we used to call smoothies milkshakes. I'll tell you a little secret as well, Baron. Oh, who is James from the Bids?

Hello, James from the Bids. James from the Bids. Oh, I'll tell you a little secret. Sometimes it's my birthday, my wife is a smoothie, even on a mead. She waxes her for gin. Yes. Yeah, okay.

Yes. So, I do like it. She waxes her virgin. Yes, yeah, okay. Yes, so I do like it. So, I do like it. Hello, it's Fred from the first class lounge. Hello, Fred. Oh, Fred, how are you? So what you yesterday, I went back.

It's very good of us. It's very good to have you back, boys. It's an absolute pleasure. Yes. And all we, I was wondering, do you like a full bush? As long as it's on a chin, but then you are very good. What do you think about the mighty bush?

Well, I'm not familiar with them, because I've just decided that I'm still in 1987. So 1983 was when I grew my beard, because I've just decided that I'm still in 1987. So 1983 was when I grew my beard, and right now I'm in 1987. What's your favorite album of 87? I don't know, I'm too busy growing my beard. Mine was Flash Dance, the soundtrack.

Probably midnight oil for me. Oh, you're a bit of an oil man They're a good one the one that's like I like I like to speak a box slash the love below That's my favorite fake night. Oh, maybe sad. I like it I really kind of Ironic if you're working Last podcast we talked about are any for like 25 if you go. If the first time you ever heard midnight oil, well, if you're working on a little break, I think it's not my answer for me.

Hi. You just make it up and you're like, I can't sleep while I'm bare. I can't sleep while I'm bare. That's a song. What's the chord? I happen to be working on a moirigan midnight oil. It's midnight oil. Whether to, could put those midnight oil come to you live

That's guns and roses. Let's see if I can yeah, it's name the famous ones. Let's see if we can I'm just telling you all my favorite albums from 1987. You mean today in your world How did I look it up? Can I can I do the library, I got a little card. Can we, you, you want to ask us any questions about the future? I'd love to, are you from the future? Not to 2016. Wow.

Okay. Um, well, what, what do you have to tell me? No, just asking a question. What the fuck? I have to go away to have driverless cars. Yes. Yes. Wow.

They're very uncommon though. They're only seen in Los Angeles. And Germany. You know what it was thought? The Scabers just put out a thought. You're going to interject here. Yeah, this is a place. This is a place for new ideas and a new discussion.

What happens if Google cars in the future get into car accident? Who's fault? Do you know that's actually one of the biggest things stopping businesses from going into the driverless car business. The technology is almost there. The issue is the legal repercussions. Well, how do you know that?

Actually, from 1987. Yeah. Yeah. What's your next question? My next question is, how's Google doing? You know what Google is? Yeah, I have a mate. He's thinking about going to company called Google on the internet? Well, is the internet exist yet?

Oh, I've failed. They just released their new phone called the Pixel. No. Yeah, yeah, they had the Nexus code. Why are the internet people making phones? Listen, Google is... I can't explain that, actually. Google is doing a very bad job and I would not invest in any money.

My idea of a phone is a little thing in your house. I guess that's the same, something's never changed. They had mobile phones then, they were just very big. Oh, Jesus Christ. What's your name? What's your next question? Fuck. 1897 or 1987?

1987 or 1987? Oh, in 1987. How's Batman? Is that good? The Batman film? The first one hasn't come out yet. Yeah, that's what I'm asking you. I've heard that they're going to make it.

Relatively good. Tim Burton does the first two does Tim Burton. I don't know He said it's hell a little bit. Oh, it's a lot, but it'll juice it would say is a household name yet You should be like oh, that's a weird choice to direct that film. It is who played Batman Michael Should be like an album Schwarzenegger or Savalle Savalle Should be like an album, Swords and Edgar or Sevaila Sevaila, three or so. Oh yeah, Sevaila for Sevaila. Yeah, Sevaila Sevaila, Sevaila Sevaila. LAUGHTER

All right, so let us have a Sevaila. Sevaila Sevaila. I wish, have you seen Creed? Yeah, yeah, great. I haven't seen it, but... I've seen Rocky. Like Creed. Like Creed. Like Creed.

Like Creed or what? I liked Rocky. One, two, maybe three. That's sure. I'm alone. Is she, she takes you yet? No. Have you had the band creed?

No. She went and takes me for a couple days. She's not really, that's, that's all it's good. You would take when she gets home from work, wouldn't you? Maybe. I don't know. Do you have to go back to the back doctor? No, you're done there. You're good.

You'd be a good wedding story. I got my coat sorted. I got my coat sorted. I got my coat sorted. I got my coat sorted. I got my coat sorted. I got my coat sorted. I got my coat sorted.

I got my coat sorted. I got my coat sorted. I got my coat sorted. I got my coat sorted. I got my coat sorted. I got my coat sorted. I got my coat sorted. I threw myself in front of a car.. Yeah, let's do it. Let's run over. It's like Shiny Car. It's Elp Ste. Let's run over Stu.

Oh, that's so nice. Guys, I know we've got some lovely listeners to this podcast. If you do see Stu, I would hurt him. Punch him in the lower back. If Patrick was running that squeal zone, baby. We're gonna have to get you back to find out how this story plays out.

Yeah, I've got a good feeling about this one. Oh, that's good. Stu, how'd you've been running. Yeah, well, I got a good feeling about this one. Oh, that's good. That's true. How did you do me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all been... So, anyone who's seen your comedy, it's just like, oh, no. Yeah.

The game of love is not an easy one, much like the game of life. The actual board game. The board game is very difficult to understand. You've got a new haircut move forward to spaces, but you've got a bass check move back. Hurry, I can't believe you. Enjoy your haircut back there. Yeah, that's life. I've got a letter here.

Oh yeah, if you want to mail into us, please do it a crow's nest. Lock bag box. Yeah, P.O. Box three six nine lock bag to Brunswick Victoria. Okay, so the useethwales The letter is high zero two. Signant your box and send it. Hi Hi, I heard you're getting Stude Daltonon on the show. Stude Daltonon is a neighbour of mine, he's 83 years old and I wonder what sort of comedy you're going to get up to with him. Thanks so much, Stephanie Majou. Stephanie Majou.

I think Stephanie Majou as made a terrible mistake. LAUGHTER As we've got Stuart Dalman on the show. I'd like to see Dalman though. I'd like to see what he's got to give. Yeah, let's see what comes out of his clacket. Let's give it a... Right, I'm going to give him a chuck with a box and send that. Stuart Dalman.

Stuart Dalman, if you're listening to the radio show right now, come on over. Come on over. We love the studio. We love the studio. We love the gig. We love the gig. Stude Doltman, the neighbour of the person I just made up. That's fantastic.

That's the name of you. That's the name of you. Stude Doltman, we'd love to have you in. I've got a letter here as well. Oh, I've got a periodo on this. This is from... That looks like quite a nice letterhead too Yeah, it's made from a paper Dear honey Donna boys mark sack Broden. I'm a big fan of you. I'm seven years old. I've been listening to your podcast for four years now

She straight out the womb. Can you be quiet? I've loved your podcast for last four years. I'm so excited. Will you be having Stuart Doltsman on anytime soon? Logs bad, Cameron Woodhead. Um, yeah, okay. A GPS attached to a picture of my, my, my face Cameron would have. Cameron, thanks so much for writing in. Um, that's very sweet of you. I love hearing from our younger fans. Zach in particular. Um, no, no, no, I just, I, I've just gotten word from our producer that Stu Dolcmin is downstairs. Oh

Yeah, let's get him in all right. I'm gonna step out and we'll bring him in right This unlocked Are you stupid Dolphin? Is that what you're doing? I'm a lot. I'm a lot. I'm a lot. I'm a lot. I'm a lot. Are you Stuart Dolman? Yes. Is that what you're doing, sir? I'm a lot. Stuart Dolman, we've, our fans have been waiting for you to come in for a long time.

Yeah, it just seems like we need to take you to the vet and put you down. Yeah. Exactly. This is what Stephanie McJew warned us about. Yeah. We got another letter here. Yep. My favorite.

Great. Okay, great. Doltman is... Yeah. Broden, this one's for you. Oh, no. Dear Broden. It's dark.

Dear Broden. I'm... My name is Felicity Baju Berry. Bada. Thanks, Doltman. Just wanted to say, I'm a... My name is Felicity Bajou Berry. Thanks, Dalton. Just wanted to say a couple of years ago,

you, I wish you'd had the confidence to come up and talk to me. Oh, yes. Because you're a very attractive young man, and you should have the confidence to speak to anyone you wish. And I'll tell you something else. I just made that letter up. I just wanted to give Brodin a little bit of a Yes, because you're a good man and you should have the confidence of a thousand men I

Actually guys I got a letter as well. Oh nice to a Dolman. Yeah, too. Stuart Dolman. I don't know how to give this letter today I love to never get Now do you want your? I've been in there. I've been in there. It's just you're Dolman. You're quite awful to be around That's what I usually get but that's no Dolman no Dolman. What's all that? Mad Dolman you're a nuisance go on So I've opened a little I've opened it look quite official looks quite official this this letter looks like What I'm like from the government or it's like

Bit of a medical Medical medical medical. Oh no, so it's it's a bunch of DNA results and it's from From my parents what parents your mama's Who does it say the father is it's not a match? You're an embarrassment, you always have been. What's this fucking comedy shit? Wait, who's it from? It's mom and dad.

But it's from it's like on their behalf. It's saying, so, all right. Okay, so your parents sent you were better on behalf of the medical medical facility. Medical facilities. We're both half and now we're just, you know, I have no, all right, it's a strange, I'm a strange, you mean you wait, you're okay. So I'm not that legally a no, you made this so much more complicated than it needed to be. I watch Stranger Things, but this is ridiculous. I like that. So you're, yeah, yeah.

So let's go into more detail with that. Your parents have got to take it. They went to a medical testing place to get my DNA matched against my parents because they weren't sure if I was their kid. Yeah. And they were right. And then they've gone personal in the message.

Well, they've got, you know, when like you said, a PayPal thing money, you can put a little note at the end. Yes. Give up, give up the comedy thing. Yeah. Great. So Stuart, thanks so much for coming in. It's been an absolute pleasure.

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