Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 151 - Spooky Haunted Episode feat. Radiohead

Episode Date: June 4, 2019

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Hey everyone, it's Mark from your favorite podcast, professional podcast, the anti-donna podcast here. Just saying that I fucked up and we all made a bit of a boo-boo. So my mic is a little bit bad this episode. And we just want to apologize for the little bit of a break in quality but you know what we won't apologize for going on tour that's right Glen Ridge graduation party is coming to Adelaide Melbourne Sydney and Brisbane

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Puss Lane. One Puss Lane. This is it, boys. one... PUS-LANE! One PUS-LANE! This is it, boys! Wow! I can't believe we finally got a new pod- Well, I say new. A new podcast studio. But in an old Victorian mansion. I got it for a bargain.

The real estate agent said no one wanted to live here because it was haunted and people kept getting murdered in here. Oh, well, that- that that that's always gonna drive down the pricey property. So I got it for like three million dollars. And like we're all atheists so we don't believe in ghosts. Yeah and the reason it's three million dollars is on the harbor bridge like it's on the Sydney harbor as you can. It should be going for 12 to 17 but it's just a small room it's on the bridge though like it's not like it's literally on the bridge so if you climb the bridge you feel like you're on the

bridge you go through our lounge room I just want to check very quickly I'm gonna go off script for a moment is is that how short the spooky background music is it's an I'm playing the Conjuring album. Right right. I was your picture sound. Do you want to play the Tom York Superior, a Susperia album maybe? Because Tom York. Yeah, because not only is there spooky music, but every now and then there's a cool like jangly hit. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that might that might just pick things up. There's a real a new classic. Who would have thought you could take the old Susperia and create something new? Anyway, this is the, I hope you guys are happy with this. I know I dragged you here from our old podcast, you know, but I thought it was time to

make a change and I got this one for a bargain. What's that pile of, I placed rocks? So there's a small pile of rocks in the corner of the podcast studio. Did you leave that there, Brody? No, that's probably from the last owner. I'll get them rid of them this morning. We've just got to make do, guys. Yeah. Let's just sleep for the night.

Hey, talk about it in the morning. Okay. Are you okay? Sorry, it's just the intergestion. All right. All right, let's go to sleep. The next day. Why did you just say that? I've just about to go to bed.

Oh yeah. The next day, the boys come back to the podcast studio. I'm only to discover that someone has reassembled the rock pile. We'll see if that's the case tomorrow. Can you just go to bed and stop whispering? No, no. Like that. And as Zach lay awake, He knew something wasn't right in this old story. Just standing in the kitchen drinking a cup of tea. What are you talking about?

Let's just go to bed. Zach can sort out his narration thing. And then in the morning we'll wake up and see the rock piles. They're gonna reaffirm. They're gonna reform, but we have definitely to send them to each other doing pranks on each other. I did it though. You will do it. Yeah, yeah. Use present tense and and pretense good sir.

Oh, is that right, Sam? Present tense and past tense. Present, yeah. But if you're talking about the future, that would be pretence. Ah, there's a whole Douglas Adams bit on this. It's real confusing. Who's Douglas Adams? He's a famous sci-fi author. Comedy source.

No, I'm not a famous. He's very famous. He's very famous. Why haven't I fucking heard of him? Anyway, let's go and dumb cut. Let's go and dumb cut. Fuck you, go to bed. Go to bed.

This is a weird energy in this podcast studio. Oh, I just feel like we're fighting, but it's not me. It's so not normal for us to fight. No, no, that's so unusual. Maybe I'm being possessed by some sort of fighting mcpastard. Get about it. This place was a bargain. Alright, let's just go to bed and we'll sort it out in the morning.

Okay. Good night. And as the boys? No. No. Alright, let's just go to bed and we'll sort it out in the morning Good night and as the boys no no no stop that but it adds a certain maginette sequa I feel all right good night As Broden Lace Noreen and Mark dealt with his intergestion and Zach narrated the scene. Little did they know in that podcast studio just next door. And Angel Beagle was awake. I am the loa-c-le-le-le-le the next day. Good morning boys.

Good morning. Good morning. Hi, what's your name? I am the ancient evil witch, Nacubabar. Hey, do you want to cup a tea? I was just making one for me and bro. Yes, but make that tea with blood. I've only got skim milk, is that okay?

Yes, I was raised in an ancient German tower and then murdered for being a witch. Do you want a crumpet? What flavor? Well, I've got mamma-lai? Crumpets usually are just one flavor. Well, yeah, I was good. You put stuff on that. That's what I have in the crumpet. Essentially, I'm an ancient gem and the flavor is um the flavor is wheat I suppose You would say I guess the flavor is wheat, but I was gonna put Marmalade and stuff on top of it But Broden is accurate in the sense that the crumpet and the flavor of the crumpet is wheat Then can I have it with a G might? Yes, yeah, but I don't have any butter Can I have it with their G-Mite? Uh, yes, yeah, but I don't have any butter.

Oh, I can find butter. I will get some of the co-covenant to one of the members of the Covenant to get it for me. Or you... There's an IgA just downstairs if you wanted to get some from there. I cannot see the sun for the... It was the fire that burned me and the sun reminds me of its flames. We can open a window if you want, it is quite dark in here. Yeah, alright.

Alright, shhh. Oh, now I'm thinking about the flames. That's a real bummer. Um, so anyway, do you know who put these rocks back together? It was me, it was me. Oh, cool. Thank you, bubba. That's good to know.

Thank you, bubba. Thank you, the cube above? I am an ancient German witch. Yeah, yeah, yeah That's fine. Is are you here because it's a haunted podcast studio? Yes, all the podcasters are secretly a covenant of which worshipers that have brought me back from the dead. What about? Match to it. Match to it is the king of the covenant. What about weekly planet? Weekly planet around mortal enemies. They didn't bring back a witch, but rather a warlock. I just want to just say this is sort of where the music does

get a bit jangly and upbeat, which is pretty fun. How do you like that, um, a Cuba bar? I like it a lot um this is a great this is a great album you should I've got it on vinyl dropping to put it on yeah sure that was my concern my concern is whenever there's Tom York or radio head brought in the podcast it becomes about nerd bullshit is he a bit of a nerd? this is how people used to be when we would talk of the

Widden To Harvest which are you gonna kill us or what? I'm just I'm just setting it up. This is a good radio. I'm just setting up. No, this is not radio. This is not radio. This is a pod cut.

Mark. Yeah. We're playing that through. It's on the podcast. Oh, I thought you said put on vinyl. No, but you're holding your laptop and putting on Spotify. Yeah, it's on Wazec. What is vinyl? What is vinyl?

Other vinyl was like when you play something on Spotify, through your laptop while someone else is playing the same song. Is it not? Oh, I am a worker. Oh, back on track! Back on! That's some good vinyl. Just putting on some vinyl. This is Superman by Eminem. Oh god damn it!

If you guys aren't gonna explain to me what vinyl is, I'm never gonna get it. I'm never gonna get it! I'm never gonna get it. But that's a ghost I believe. Yeah, I am the demonic form of Matt Stewart. Oh no, Matt Stewart from... It's called Ape, uh, a primates. Yeah. From primates and do go on to wonderful podcasts and the Planet Broadcasting Network.

Um, Matt Stewart. You'll be Planet Broadcasting Network. Um, Matt. You'll be cool with this, yeah? Oh no. Um, Matt Stewart? I want you to worship McHulberber. Yes, I am McHulberber. This is so spooky. I'm getting real spooky.

What do you want? You want us to worship McHulberber. Yes. But we just want to do our podcast to our eight listeners. But don't you understand? I am a podcast we're just invented in order to, as a cover for the cover and for McCule. Oh, it's all great. It's like a men in black type thing where you know how most major celebrities are aliens?

Yes. And in men in black two. I think Michael Jackson He has a cameo and he's like I'm an alien. Yeah quick question. Is it Kevin or covenant? Have I been saying it wrong? It's the Abbotsford component. It's whatever you want. I just I reckon it The ghost has got out his phone and he's Shaking we still haven't solved the mystery of who, but the rocks back together. It was me. Oh yeah, he did mention that earlier, yeah, yeah. Listen up.

Oi, hey, ghosts, we don't want you here. This is the year 2018. Things are a happy, we recorded this a lot earlier. Things we're happy here. Get out of this house. Okay, bye. Bye bye. See ya.

Bye bye. Well, vanquishing a witch is not as easy as people have led me on to believe. You really just have to talk so sternly with them and being a non afraid of confrontation. It's a lot easier to vanquish a witch than it is to vanquish a bitchy attitude. That's what I always say. Yeah. You've got a bitchy attitude. You've got to work hard. That's like you need to do mindfulness meditation. You need to go to therapy. You need to really Who are you? Uh-oh. I- you Who man chew? Screw Two

Three Screw two three What? 3 Square 2 3 what this is a void this is an omnipresent voice that has come to us through the walls and My name is Kim Kim Durban. Oh my god. The head of the University Academy Kim Durbin. Oh my god, the head of the I'm a ghost Kim Durbin you are spooking the bejesus out of me I'm Durbin with a cut from it with a cover of witches. Let me finish All right, it's no need to be fucking you need to just calm the fuck down

You know you could always wait for us to finish talking. I was asking questions, giving you a... Is this how you run a podcast? No, but it is how we treat rude guests. You can be rude to us. What another! You're doing the same thing to us. You're doing the same thing to us. This is not my podcast!

No, but you have, we've welcomed you on the here. I booked you. But Sam sent you an email and said... Thank you, Sam! Come in, on the here. I booked you. With Sam sent you an email and said, Thank you, Sam. Come in, you're right. I'm paying. You've been, you've been, you've been like unavailable for months. You finally make the time and then you come and attack us.

It's really rude. You're gonna get a chance to plug your line of liplinas. That's, that's why we've got your one here. We wanted to ask you. My name is Kim Durban. Don't interrupt her. I have liplinas. Great. How much are they and where can we get them from? They range from $8 to Jesus. That is. Upwards of 19. But for a good lipliner, you have to pay.

You have to pay. Of course you have to pay. Have you listened to this podcast before? Just a genuine question. Absolutely. Are you also aware that you also have to pay for it? For a cheap lipliner? You just interrupted me.

Say it, episodes. Were my favorite. also aware that you also have to pay for it for a cheap liplied up. You just interrupted me. Say it, episodes. Were my favorite. Yeah, here's the thing. We let people come on and promote it. I did not interrupt you. I think they're a little, I think they receive information a little slower than us. Okay, sure.

Yeah. So they won't get the start of that sense of. Like that, like the light. Yeah. You see? True. So they won't get the start of that sense of it. Yeah, yeah, what you see. Drew. So Kim Dervin, I receive information. A little later.

Later. Yeah. Now, Kim, if you've been a guest on it, if you'd listen to our program, you know, we're happy for you to plug your whirs. We're happy for you to promote your products. But only after a substantive and interesting interview, we're not the morning Joe program.

We want to have a chat with you. Then you can promote all your life. We're not the Rogan Josh podcast. One of you Must die Oh, I'm happy for it to be me. Yeah, you happy to All right, great. So we've chosen Zach. Zach is the one Zach Zach me Zach me I'm happy to go Shell die me we chose that we chose me. We feel like we made that pretty

Not me. No, it'll be Zach. Oh Will it be you would have received this by now exactly send that guess me please please kill me you have chosen Zach yes, thank you my god Zach., the price you must pay is death For your friends betrayal My yes, sure thank you you will now Yeah, lose your soul of your left shoe of your left shoe. Lose oh, okay. Oh, I thought I was expecting a full death not not a mile. Is that what the is that what the devil wants? This is the death of comfy footwear. Okay.

So that's worse. You're gonna have sore arches and now I'm gonna be alive. Let me ask you a call fate. Let me ask you a question. How your lips lined? I mean, I personally I don't use any lip liner. I I just haven't felt the need to win my life. Okay, but my partner I think we just show you. Okay, so look at your self in this mirror. Yeah, okay, you lips look lovely, right? Thank you, but look if I just draw around them and really just Oh wow. They look fuller and they look more defined. So this is literally so this is literally just an outline on the outer line of the lip and you literally look like you've had a lip job. Yeah and the thing is is about with these lip liners is that they come in my skin tone. You know I'm I'm not doing

any sort of smiley. You're a swarthy gentle. I'm a swarthy man. You know, I'm not doing any sort of about this. You're a swarthy gentleman. I'm a swarthy man. You're a swarthy man. Sure. From the Mediterranean. Let's not do a racial thing. I'm a swarthy.

I'm swarthy. I'm happy to say I'm swarthy. It's a swarthy man. Stop saying swarthy. But he's swarthy. I feel like it's lip liner in many shades. What does swarthy mean? Yeah, kind of like a, uh, like a big nose

Greasy silence one of you must Ring The bell like a ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Did you need that to uh, I don't know wake up? I think... I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I And we're gonna come back and see exactly what happens with the lip liner. And we're back from either an ad or not, we don't know. Sometimes there's an ad, sometimes there's not.

Yeah. And that is the spookiest thing, because that means we're not making money. Or we're making surprisingly less than you would suspect. Guys, yeah. I'm a ghost. Yeah, I get it, kind of. I didn't know that actually. That had not been fully established. Pre.

Here's my thing. All right. $8 for lipline. Oh, put it away. Oh, sorry. Very good. $8 for lipline. That's pretty expensive eight dollars

For what looks like lip injections filler. I mean that's that's the effect you get it What are you paying at your local plastic surgeon? What are you paying? I'm paying I'm paying 700 for the lip fillers. I'm getting but they're good lip fillers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I am a ghost. Yeah, we. We get it, cunt. If you were looking at a McDonald's and I stood in front of the McDonald's, guess what you would see? The McDonald's. You say through? Yeah. Yeah. You would see me. Now but we wouldn't see you see me, but you could see If that makes sense Right, so where are you aren't like you know with no if someone had put you on Photoshop and they were adjusting your

Opacity level yeah, where about is your opacity sitting 28% right? Okay, what is she doing here? Oh no, it's the witch it's Macubba Macubba, I'm a Cuba bar. This is um, I didn't get your beautiful name Me yeah, yeah, that's right She's been living in my house for three weeks. This is not your house. This is not your house I hold this house. It's not a house. It's a room. It's a room on the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Yes, but for the reach, this is window. It's a bridge.

I know. There's a kitchen in there and a kitchenette and I let this place in the gate to sleep on my couch and she's still here three weeks ago. Mark. She's trying to sell her lipline. Deal with your shit, too. Listen... Listen... This is my house, too!

You're not paying rent! I said you could sleep on the couch until you worked out before she went to your house! But it's not your house! It's not your house! The current gave it to me! No, no! No, this is not... We hire this podcast studio slash house.

You're do! Anti-donna is welcome! Listen, let me tell you. Kim was having a fight with her mom. She lives with her mom. I said, look, you can stay on the couch until you're working out with your mom. I didn't think it'd take more than three weeks. How old are you, Kim?

I am 9,000... minutes old. 9,000 minutes old. 9,000 minutes? What's that in years? I'll just take that. Yeah. We're going to find that exactly what you're like. 9,000 minutes?

Minutes. Do do everything in minutes? No, sometimes I do it in kilometers. Say how old are you in kilometers? Six kilometers old. how old are you in kilometers? 6. Kilometers? Oh! 9,000 minutes is 6.25 days. So you're 6.25 days.

6 kilometers, so every 6 kilometers is equivalent of 6.25 days. Okay, so 12 kilometers is 12 and a half days. What's this soundtrack? It's a... It's a superior. Let me ask you, what do you reckon when honed between... This isn't too early, I don't think.

What do you think the conversation between... Who did this one? Tom York. Tom York and Johnny Greenwood was. If you reckon Tom York called him up and said, hey what'd I like to do a field of score? Can you give me some pointers? That's not a good area. Apparently it's very good to be sure. Apparently the director, I don't know how much they chatted but what I do know is that oh my god. What was that? Anyway, back to it. Apparently, the director had been trying to get Tom York to work with him for a number of years.

And Tom was like, nah, nah, nah, nah, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. It's Johnny's game. And then eventually, war him down. And he was like, yeah, OK. Yeah, cool. What a sick story. Sorry, just for context, Johnny Green would have read that.

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. He does a lot context. Johnny Green will tell you something. Let me tell you something. He does a lot of stories. Let me tell you something cool about an email in Tom. Yeah. And I'm going to tell him to cut that section because it's neither spooky. No. Nor are I point.

I'm going to say about that. I'm going to tell Tom not to cut it. I think it's good. I think it's smart to this conversation which has some humorous Potential I think you know the idea. Oh good German week which going into niche sort of films scoring fags of the members of radio ahead is kind of interesting Um, I couldn't go on further. I didn't want to talk about the last film Johnny Greenwood did the one director by the director of we need to talk about Kevin I chose not to

It's me I told you It's good to be here. Hello. Hello Tom. Hello. Who are you? It's Sir Johnny Greenwood ah ah ah tell me Johnny how many apples am I holding? one one apple ah ah two two apples

ah ah ah three keep going three apples ah ah because three Three! Keep going. Three apples! Ah, ah, because three is the number of albums we made together in the Brit Pop Rock genre! Yeah, it's a very good time for context. Ah, I'm going to agree with you.

This is my dear friend Tom York, we're both members of Radiohead. We also do film scores. That's sort of what will be written. Well, I would be hesitant to say I do film scores for I have done one before, but you know, I dabble. Do you live on Sesame Street? I don't live on Sesame Street. No, I live on a peanut street. Sesame is not a nut. That doesn't really work. What's another thing like a sesame seed? Maybe poppy. I live on poppy seed street, I'm just fucking with you

You live on Sesame Street then? Oh, yes, I do. I'm sorry. I I don't know why I tried to joke about that I did not know That Tom York from radio head was a small puppet. I don't into a bat But with jolly good. See how I turned into a bat. I'm back in complete pop sensation and old old rocker Tom York. So who are you again? Sorry, just him. Kim Derbin. Oh,b and... Oh, your gays. Oh, here we go. I tried to bite you, Kim. For I am also a vampire.

But you are translucent, like the goo inside of a gack. You know, the moose gack? Yeah, 28% transparency. Yeah. Your opacity is quite low. Ah, ah, ah. A little joke for all the graphic designers out there. Yeah, very good.

I struggled quite a lot after OK computer, with what direction to take my band in There's a few disagreements in the in the recording studio. That's for sure Guys It's time for me to leave no don't go. We're just getting started For me to exist. I must be plugging our lip liner. Okay, yes. But to plug lip liner, there must be an audience.

And there is no more audience here, just radio head. Why don't you open for one of our big stadium rock shows like at the O-Tourina in London? What is your demographic? Um, sort of, it quite, you know... It sort of started out with sort of young teenagers in early 20s, but they've sort of aged into their 30s. We'll sort of post-Navana, kind of that sort of, that kind of crowd-er- Sort of post-navana pre- Blur and away, so that sort of-

Conchimpris have been to a degree, yeah. Okay, that's cool. Yeah. And how big is the audience? Oh, quite large. I mean, for one of the biggest bands in the world, we don't get a lot of radio play. We really could have been the next co-play.

We made the choice not to be well He did and I went with that I was okay with it. I'm the only classical trained one out of them fun fact Now here's my problem guys Yeah, my problem is my lipliner Ken Durbin lipliner's demo is 13 to 24 year old girl MMO is 13 to 24 year old girl. But potentially, the only people that don't listen to radio head. However, did you know that actually I was friends with Johnny's older brother,

Colin, and I was in bands with him first. And one didn't know that. Who don't give a fuck? Okay. It's just, I've become like... I care about two things being 28% opaque and plug in lip liner, baby. And I'm all out of lip liner. Yeah, I do.

So I'm just going to be opaque. Yeah, so, that's fantastic, isn't it? So that's great. So your opaque goes to be a pig. Yeah, so that's fantastic, isn't it? So that's great. So your new pig goes to no lip liner. That makes me think of a song. Johnny, would you like to collaborate or a song? I'd love to. But you do that after I go.

No, no. Are you going to leave quickly? Because when it sparks, it sparks. You've got to stop the creative machine from working. But what I want to know is, if I'm not plug in a lip liner, what am I doing here? No, I'm not a video soundtrack, that's quite fun. I'm not here to fuck spiders, you know what I mean?

Yeah, I understand. I'm here to sell bullshit makeup to 13 to 24-year-old girls, right? Yeah, totally. And you guys are an alternative British rock band from upper echelon society, royal family, you know, mixing, and I can't You guys are an alternative British rock band. Yeah from upper echelon society royal family are mixing, you know Yeah, I would say that for our at least our last three no two records people would hesitate to call us rock Yeah, no sort of a bit more experimental I think we're bringing

Rock elements for sure. I think we've moved more into rock than some of our middle... I don't give a fuck what you call yourself, right? Yeah, for sure. Unless you want to buy some more fucking lip liner. Well, I've got daughters, I think. Do I have daughters? I'm sure I do.

I honestly don't know. I'm sure I've got daughters, so buy them from the liner. Yeah, sure. I will take four liplinas. Ah! Ah! I've seen there will be blood.

That's great. I appreciate that. I thought your work on it was absolutely brilliant. Yeah, I did use it for my life. One of the things I love is that you've really... Did you really? Yes, and Paul! Thomas Anderson. Oh, no.

Bruce! The dog has escaped. But wow Johnny is getting the dog. You know, and just for context, we're looking after Michelle Brazier's dog. And the dog just pushed the dog's door open. And Zach, Zach tried to pull the cord on the leash to get the dog into the studio, but it got caught between the dog's legs and pressed up against its penis and balls Which I could see Zach was very hesitant and aware of and didn't want to hurt The dog is gone again

The dog has managed to break out of the studio again much funnier and more interesting if you could see it happening Of course this is an audio pod car. Bruce, come back! This is- I am kinder but what do you have to say Sam? This is pretty spooky. It's very spooky! Ah, ah, ah.

It would be pretty spooky if someone put the leash under the leg of their chair so he couldn't go out the door anymore. That would be spooky. Oh, I think Zack has just killed the dog for he has come back without it. Uh, well I'm not Zack, I'm Johnny Greenwood and um, yes yes I do, kill the dog. Johnny, you sick cold bastard. Oh, where am I? Hello, who's this? My name's Broden, I just woke up from a days and nice to meet you, bro

And I'm Johnny Greenwood. This here is Tom your Five his god of We're two members of radio head. We're also film composers. So I'm the classic. What do you think your name is my name? My name yeah, oh Fuck sorry. I just I zoned out for a bit. Jesus, you know who you are now. You see Zack? Keep talking.

Yes, hello there. My name is Johnny Greenwood. I-I'm the only classically trained member of Radiohead. Yeah. Look at yourself in the mirror. And certainly. Oh my goodness. I look like a...

Chubby Jesus. Ah! Ah! Ah! You took a fucking Chubby Jesus! Oh my goodness, I look like a chubby Jesus. Ah ah ah Chubby Jesus my god Oh to say Jesus wasn't chubby or white. I have looked in the mirror You're back to being you I have looked in the mirror right. That's good. That's where I was right Do I have purple skin and a pointy nose? Why am I wearing a cape? I am Tom York! Is that what you see?

Sorry, wait, let me understand here. I thought the thing Brodom was going for was that we're all possessed. Yeah, and I did a twist on that. So the twist is that Tom York, the spirit of Tom York, is possessing...ing well who's possessing who in this area? Let's just put that aside Zach you're being possessed by Johnny Greenwood from radio head well to me Radio here's an interesting fact To me one of my favorite fans lady ahead

Radio head so do I say radio so to like you're seeing your friends act possessed by Johnny Greenwood. Fun, funny little fact. To me, it feels like I Johnny Greenwood am in Zack's body. Which is surely a very for me. So Johnny, can I call you Johnny? Yeah, sure. To me, it's strange because we've booked a podcast studio and I'm my friends are being possessed. Yeah, I was possessed by Kim Durbin. By the opaque ghost. Yeah, I thought it was old you kept saying you were opaque and you weren't. It was just like a, you know, red head man with a beard.

I appreciate that. I appreciate it. Senals are red-headed. Now. Yeah. Who are you now me? Yeah, give me 10% consistency are you Mark? Are you can't Dracula? Are you are you the count? Is it called count Dracula? Or is he called the count the count the count? I don't know

I have the count will mark you are acting like a count right now. I'll tell you that I'm good while no need for swearing. What? I didn't, I said count. Very. Sounds like a count. That's what I was referring to. Would it be okay if we spent the next five minutes

just sort of digging into this one? Because I didn't understand what the spirit is, who it's possessing. I'm scared of every thing. I'm scared of every thing. I'm scared of every thing. He's actually doing some physical comedy. It's possessing He's actually doing some physical comedy. He's just warming his body up. I think so what was that about? I don't know I wanted to do some sort of possession thing

You're back. I'm back. Oh my god. It's me. It's mark. Ah ah ah ah ah Yeah, I'm still dropping Greenwood, but apparently I'm in the body of your friends's out. But you're acting like it's not spooky. It is spooky. To me, you've consumed the body of my friend Zach. Well, I've been, you know, when you're a rock star, lots of things happen, don't they? And we've been really mixing it up. Last 20 years. We had it. You're back in the OK computer days, yeah, I'd be shocked, but have you

listened to the music? Surely it's still different. I'm assuming what you're talking about is changing different, you know, you travel lots of places, you'd go out to interesting places of a dinner, you have weird drinks, you might have do some drinks. But surely leaving your body is something different. Let me tell you, in 1998 I was doing a festival and I ran into, do you know the lead singer of smashing Pumpkin, Philly Coggin?

Now I'm not a fan of him, he's very American. But we had a night on the town that was so wild. I have to tell you, there's nothing that's happening right now. I'll consult what happened that night. Like what? We were in Austin, Texas, we did some drugs, we drank some alcohol, we made love to some women. But surely, surely, that's nothing compared to leaving your soul. And taking the soul of another man in all-

So the scenario here is, I'm not dead, right? I'm probably working on a film soundtrack right now. What's happening to my body right now? Who's soul is in there? Is that, is Zach right now going, oh my God, I'm Johnny Greenwood Is that how I don't know? Have you seen um

Being John Melchavitch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who are you? What are you Mark? Who are you? I'm Tom York No, not allowed. What unacceptable. No, so so this is what's happened, all right? I was just putting on a voice. I was pretending to be Tom York's favorite thing. Yeah, who is me? Yeah, is to just pretend to be the count. So even in your explanation your your Making major missteps like referring to Tom York is a different person. Well, sometimes Tom York likes to talk in the third person You've got to really that's what I do. Can I just tell you, you've got to understand, this is not weird to me. This is, we go through this to the studio with Nigel and Colin every day. It's a fury agent. I just started to say, you know, I get that you've got these crazy ideas.

I'm classically trained. I can actually make this work. Stop banging on him now, you classically trained Johnny. We fucking get it. We get that you can pick up a violin and have a go all right This is the thing everyone thought oh he's the alternative musician Have you listened to the theme track if you listen to the score of phantom thread? It sounds like a beautiful classical it is for that I'm capable of both here's the thing with Tom York brings back my friends Friends I

Who are you? I am Tom York And who are you? Well, you know, I've got to be honest with you. I am still Johnny Greenwald I'm so sorry. I love what you're doing here, but you know, fuck this is not gonna work You know, I think the only way to solve this is to go on some sort of adventure to London I try another YouTube video bring Back Zach

We want to get a London darling. I think we could get a whole podcast out of it I'm ringing the bell nine times to invoke Satan. Okay, yeah, sure. Oh, you better be careful though, because if you're doing that, I have to be honest with you. I'm not a virgin. He's not, you know, he's not. What? I'm not you know is not I'm not to virgin Like can you play that ball again?

My wife and you said when you're saying I'm not a virgin can you do a little bit more like you do it? You know with the songs and play that ball again Stop making my satanic channel radio ahead song,, but it's good. Tom York approves Just give it a play give it a play Wait a minute I know I know how to piss off these two guns, so I never want to see again. I'll do the one satanic chant that will really, truly piss them off. Oh, yeah. You know.

Oh, that's very good, yeah. I don't mind the song. It's more his thing. You know, no, we started playing it again live last year and gazing out out tours with it. As much as I've been up and down with this song, I've come right back around to it, both in the podcast and in real life. Fun fact, when it was first written, I hated the song. Yes, yes, I hated it.

So initially I hated it. So just as a playful sort of jive to the boys in the studio, I did that, as a joke, sort of ugly at half a bit. As a way to be like, you know, this song is trash and I'm going to trash it up. Thank you for listening to this way, to podcast. We'll catch you next week.

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