Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 154 - Broden, Jonny and Thom.

Episode Date: June 25, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Hi everybody, it's Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb for for phone and also come to our shows. Brisbane's sold out isn't it? And Sydney's almost sold out, Melbourne's almost sold out. Adelaide, so many tickets. Hobart and Lawns Eston are both very close to selling out! Enjoy this fucked episode of the show! Broden! Broden! Broden is on a trip to London with Johnny Greenwood and Tom York from radiohead, but Johnny Greenwood is in the body of Zach and is totally fine with it and Tom York is in the body of well We're not quite sure it might be Mark but it also might be the count from Cessna Mistreet and he goes back and forth between the voice of the count and Mark but also talks in the third person It's Broden Johnny and Tom.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Broden Johnny and Tom go into London. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Broden Johnny and Tom. That's Johnny Greenwood and Tom York from radiohead and Broding from Auntie Donna getting in a boat and going to London on a P&O cruise But don't worry about the P&O cruise. It's it's on a plane They went on the plane on a P&O cruise
Starting point is 00:02:02 Chetting through the sky, having little delights In the sky Johnny is in the body of sack real-way Tom is in the body of Mark L.M. the count But he put those impressions of the sometimes he's the count and other times he's Mark and he talks in the third person Yeah, yeah, yeah Broding this on the trip to London with Johnny Greenwood and Tom York Hello and welcome to London all right guys, I wasn't now listen Come yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Okay, hello to you all, all a welcome in London, a truly international city. Thank you very much. Listen, Mayor, I have brought these two guys.
Starting point is 00:03:12 This is Mark and Zach, the Bimper Zest by Johnny Greenwood and Tom York. Hello, hello. Tom York kind of. Yes, we know them, Mayor. Hello. Hello, how are you? Very good, thank you. Yes, very good.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Shut up, you don't know him. You're not really Johnny Greenwood and Tom York. Listen, I'm going to get these guys to fucking somewhere. Well, I think the best thing to do to prove that you are wrong and that we are really Tom York, the Johnny Greenwood, is take us to the graves of Tom York and Johnny. You're not dead. You're not dead, darling. No, no. Well, I'm turning this sort of ab-fart. But I think it would be fair to say that, you know, that our old bodies would be empty would be- Well, I sort of presume that our old bodies were either possessed by the bodies, by the
Starting point is 00:04:00 cells of the bodies we've taken over, sort of been like a fruit-free, Friday swap. Or alternatively, by the very music we make, I thought that's quite a romantic. That is a romantic notion. My notion was that Mark and Zach have essentially died in their spiritual form, and their bodies have become shells and vessels, and Tom Yor. But wouldn't it be lovely shut the fuck up so sorry I'm gonna be lovely if we were sort of possessed right now by the very music we make, you know So I'm just I mean I feel I'm constantly possessed by beats and rhythms in my head I wake up and I'm going You know we didn't get along We're good for a good decade Fuck up
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Starting point is 00:05:11 This is a little... I always ask for a bottle of cognac. Shut the fuck up. Why are you so mad? Shut up! I mean, if you get such non-stop stuff, you can play something from the fans on the thread. I mean, it's still our writer in 1997.
Starting point is 00:05:25 We did a fucking word in. Johnny, do you remember in 2004 when we did that show in Melbourne and I got Lauren Giants? Yeah, I do. I'm here in the same place. Shut up! I was like, listen. I just have some lemon tea. Here's what we're doing. Here's what we're doing. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Johnny Greenwood I wouldn't mind if you picked my dilly Come on guys, let's get into London. I've never been before it is stole all our beers Can we stop can we stop for just one moment? I need to make toilet
Starting point is 00:06:13 He does it he needs to poop all the time. Why do you go inside? I need to make a toilet right now Go Tom York will pull his pants you go to the body once Tom you go do it you put on I'll keep him busy Put some lubrication on your hands Just regolith and then do it's gonna get better farts Three comedy trick number two. It poopies out of Tom York's bottom. Yeah. Are you ready to go?
Starting point is 00:06:49 I need to wipe you fucking animals. Why you come back? Why you come back out? I'm the kind of man of you who do a boo, and then you don't wipe? I'm the kind of man who goes to the toilet, and then wipes, and then comes back. Not doesn't poop, comes out, tells them you need to wipe and then goes back in Well, that's what kind of man I am to what kind of man you I only ever do ghost pools You're not a ghost no, no, but you know when the pool sort of just falls out of your bottom
Starting point is 00:07:19 Yeah, and then you look in the bow and there's nothing there better than this. We are better than this Brendan I think he need to calm down. I think you need to calm down, you need to stop yelling at him, okay? This is not gonna work. I used to yell at him in the late 90s, early 2000s, I would yell. Shut up! And he would just... We would! I mean, you should have heard the arguments we had over everything,
Starting point is 00:07:40 and said it's right, place! Right, that's right. He's what's gonna happen. Yeah. We're gonna get in the cab Yeah, and I will I will get in the cab if I can choose the montage music That's my one demand and my one demand on top of that is would it be okay if we stopped by Stanley Donwood's artist studio just to get an update on where some of his new exciting works for radio head are If we can play song to well, I Hope guys let I've got a song lined up. I promise you it's as fine as song to okay, let's get to London
Starting point is 00:08:20 Zack is this a beautiful Johnny down Sometimes it's confusing because you look like... Exactly, from Antony. I forget. Johnny, is this a beautiful piece of music from your score for Paul Thomas Anderson's The Phantom Threat? Yes it is, I did it all myself.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Oh, oh, oh. Classicly trained, don't you, man. Okay, let's do it. So here's Piccadilly Circus. Fuck you. Well, there's no... Oh So here's Piccadilly Circus. Fuck you. Well, there's no... Oh, gosh. Okay, so... No, well... Yeah, it's just...
Starting point is 00:08:52 It really works. Blum, blum, blum, blum, blum, blum, blum, blum, blum, blum, blum, blum. Let's make one thing, please. That's by Fritz Gattaro. Johnny and Tom. Yeah. If we're gonna do this, I need... We need to set some ground rules. Yeah, sure. I would like to also set some ground beef Set ground. Sorry. It's just on the floor of the cabin Can I just get some clarity there on what from what character that joke came from because I don't understand entirely
Starting point is 00:09:24 that joke came from because I don't understand entirely. Well, just some basic character comedy. What I'm saying is he said let's set some ground rules. And whenever I'm Tom York is in a cabby, I like to set the floor with some ground beef. It makes me sort of remind me of my young days eating cottage pie. So that doesn't really make sense as a count thing to say Mark thinks. Or really? Come on guys, let's go to London. These guys are alright. Okay, let's go.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Well, Piccadilly Circus. Yeah, I mean I've seen that. I live in London. It's not strange for me to see Piccadilly Circus. Yeah, I mean I've seen that. I live in London, it's not such strange for me to see Piccadilly Circus. Oh, I was trying to cool 16 year olds. Just basically, I'll, I know. No, it's just, you know, being a big Ben. Well, big Ben. Okay, whatever.
Starting point is 00:10:18 You think big Ben's impressive. Okay. We'll see here my classically trained music. Have you seen cool intentions? Yeah. Oh, I love it when I love it so sexy. Cool! The electric talent head office.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Oh yes, electric talent, of course, run by Corrin McGuire. One of the other few cases. Premiere! Wow! And for fucking magicians. Pizza Express! Yeah, there's a lot of them here. Do you like pizza? Yeah, yeah, we could go there now If you'd like no, we're gonna get you out of your body We are going to pizza express and it's boys. It's on me. Oh
Starting point is 00:10:59 Johnny, I just got some money from I just got some residuals from phantom thread. Oh It's on me I like I'm just gonna he's my artistic I know you guys the musician the Proudin's gonna tell radio head his artistic vision He's my artistic vision. Yeah, yeah, I see I'm gonna play a lot of like British 90s music I saw you're going for that thing. I mean we move past that genre. Here's a stone roses.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, some stuff. You know, I've never really listened to the stone roses. Can we make one deal? For every two Brit pop 90s tracks you play, I get to play one of my soundtrack pieces. That sounds like a compromise. I think that's a good compromise.
Starting point is 00:11:43 And I get to experiment with a beat that I have in my head. This is all he does. I swear to God. I took the picture. It's like crazy. It's a great beat. Johnny Green wouldn't tell me you shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:11:54 I like to play with computers. Where would you guys be if you were in London, where would you be? I'd probably be at Pizza and Express or Tesco getting a scorching. I'd be at Tesco. I'd be at Peter Express or would you be at Tesco express our Tesco's getting a scorching. I'd be a test. I would be a Patriot Express or would you be a Tesco? One of the other I would be a pizza if I was at Tesco one all the other if I was at Tesco Yes, if I was at Tesco's I'd be getting a pre-made pizza Express. Yeah, pizza or one thing
Starting point is 00:12:21 Pre-made Yeah, you can get premade. How have you ever had a scotch egg from Tesco's? Have you? Red one. No, that's great. My fucking god. Yeah, it's from... It is wonderful. You pop it in the microwave, dip it into a bit of full egg.
Starting point is 00:12:35 What's wrong with your eye? My egg. Probably. What's wrong with your eye? I'm very, very fucking sensitive about that. I used to be bullied for that school. I say you have a fucked eye. I said, what's wrong with your eye? I think, yes, I know, but people would often say, what's wrong with your eye?
Starting point is 00:12:57 And I would have to go, you know, I was just sort of born that way. I've had many surgeries on it when I was young, and it's sort of just made of work. Basically, it's a lazy eye, but you know what's not lazy. Your work ethic. My work ethic for beats. Trick question, your eyes are fine, because you're Mark, how would that be? I know he's faking it.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Now he's doing a fake. No, he's doing a fake, a lazy eye. I'm not. I am count Dracula. I'm so sorry to interrupt. I love this riff, but I think the waitress is coming over, so we should just choose what we're going to get. Hi, what can I get you guys today? I'm from Australia. I'm here with an Australian.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Sam? Yeah, hey man, how you doing? What are you doing working in a pizza? Oh, he's expressing the West End. Hi, Sam. Sometimes there's just a need, you know, and I step in and feel that I need. So I wrote in who's Sam. Sam is the, he's a writer with Ani Dona.
Starting point is 00:13:49 Oh, how do you see there? It's, uh, it's Zach, but obviously possessed by John and Green. Yeah, hey, man. How are you doing, bro? And who's that? Well, that's, um, oh, that's, that's strange. That's a, okay. Sam, have you, have there been any emails from Kat, Leslie? I don't know. I haven't been looking. I've been really busy here at this pizza express delivering pizzas.
Starting point is 00:14:08 So what can I get you guys? Can I just check the menu really quickly? We'll get some of those in the list. Can we make it quick? Because I'm going to get these guys un-possessed and back to Melbourne. I just need two minutes, if you can come back in two minutes. You can come back in two minutes. Okay, I will be quick, but I do need to give you two minutes.
Starting point is 00:14:23 I'll just leave and I get some other orders to do. It's very fast. I mean, it's really fast pizza Express. It's a bit like um What's the one in Melbourne that you have? You took me to before we went to lunch. Yeah, lapel Keter. It's a little bit like lapel Keter. I take the favorite food Peter lapel Keter. Oh Is it yeah, he also likes eating poo? I do I okay straight out of the asshole. Okay, well, I can't I can't if you know if I was Zach I you know, maybe I defend myself, but I'm not I'm not you're not your Johnny Greenwood Just you on that one. Zack's a stupid shit either. Okay. Yeah sure I have no
Starting point is 00:14:58 Thoughts here nor there. No, I suppose that is a stupid shit. I'm going to have to take your only word for that. That's right You know I could get used to this Sam should I eat some shit now just to demonstrate that I am Zach If you want sorry, yeah, I was just helping another table. What's what's sorry? I don't do you have scotch eggs and Italian nachos. No, we don't have scotch eggs or Italian nachos. Well, this is not a Tesco or a Jamie Jamie's Italian But I am Tom York. Couldn't the chef whip me up something for one of London's most prolific Old Rockers? Chef is a strong word for someone who works at Peter Express. Sam, sorry I'm actually called the person. God, he's on his throat. We call them cooks. Cooks, cro- more like crooks. No, cook.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Yes, it's crooks that you're quite hard to offer. Scotch egg, let me break down how to make a Scotch egg. All you need is a soft boiled egg, some sausage meat, perchance, some corn starch, and some bread crumbs. Oh, I'll just stop you there for one second We're gonna go to an ad when we might not go for an ad then we'll get back to your scotch egging Why might we not? Well because not every podcast has an ad some of them do and some in different regions Are we making money from the ads? You're not your Tom York. Oh, yes, Broden. I just have one question. I'll ask you after the ad
Starting point is 00:16:25 My question is! Broden, I just have one question. I'll ask you after the ad. My question is this, Broden. What a fool. He's an idiot, isn't he? Topp y'all. He's so frustrating. Can you believe he talks to me like this after collaborating for over 12? I'm not getting involved. Sorry, okay Sam, hi, sorry to do this. I know where is I'll get the barba co. 9 albums. Thank you. 9 albums and he still talks to me like this. A barba coa? Yeah a barba coa and if we could just get some double. It's um smoky spicy and full flavoured pulled barba coa beef, spicy Chipotle salsa, garlic oil, it's a sort of spicy meat. So it's a Mexican hybrid, so barbacoa is a method of cooking beef from Mexico with taking out all the ingredients.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Is it a pizza? Yeah, it's so funny. It's not what I would have gone for. Can we get some of the share for the spicy? You're telling me a whole piece of yourself? Well, we're going to get some dobles for the table. Why can't we get a couple of pizzas and shit? What do you want to all ready, thing?
Starting point is 00:17:21 Could I get the Scotch Egg Pizza with a side of Italian nachon? Not on the menu look at the menu. Why can't the cook whip me up something? I don't understand What level of restaurant this is just just do a pizza with some ground beef and some egg and he'll think it's a Scotch I can hear you, but that would be pretty cool I trust me. We can't there's a Scotch 8 feet. I can hear you. But that would be pretty cool. I trust me. We can't, there's a ground. We've really, we just don't have the system.
Starting point is 00:17:48 The system doesn't really allow for us to do. Oh, come on man. Come on, I'll give you a hand, and some tip. Let me talk to Tom. Tom, let me, I would, you have any idea about it. I know you're doing it. I know. I'm walking up to someone.
Starting point is 00:17:59 You're walking up to a busker in a mall when you're saying, busker, can you play me something from the Susperion soundtrack? That's what you're doing right? Right. You know what this is? It's not gonna work. Yeah, it's like whenever I'm wants you to play early stuff, you know, this is what you're doing to him, you know, he should be able to play
Starting point is 00:18:14 whatever he wants. Let's have the sloppy Giuseppe. Thank you. Let me tell you something, you fucking little shit. Oh my okay. I have enough. I did not need to be talking about this. I have enough money. I could walk in here I could buy this fucking whole franchise without I do I've invested I've invested in property. I thought you meant that I could get your ass fired like that I want to talk to the cook. I want to talk to the cook. I want to be happy
Starting point is 00:18:42 I want to talk to the cook I want to talk to the cook I Won't be happy From the cook. Yeah, excuse me. Sam if you get started on the other things that would be great. Yes, chill the fuck out I'm chill stop stop or I will smack your bottom all right. I'll have a meat lover's pizza Here are your dough balls. Thank you for the table and get a meat lovers and meat lovers and anything to drink I have a coke a coke. I'll have your ass That's not on the menu. I want to say I'm I'll drink from your ass I'm sorry, excuse me. Okay. I'm sorry I feel like very much upset Broden. Yeah, well now you know, I mean this is the thing right you think it's all of us being
Starting point is 00:19:23 Difficult and big no you think it's all of us when we get mad at you. You've upset Broden in one interaction. It's been 25 years of this. Did you want to be you two? Is that what you wanted? Well, you know, I would have liked a little bit more. You did you want to just be you two bringing out the same shit album after album? I don't need this to be happy. I mean, I've got my film soundtracks I don't need this. I'm happy for this to just try to long and do its thing, okay guys. Yeah
Starting point is 00:19:51 You guys cool. Yeah, no way cool. You've played more than two. It's my turn We fight like this all the time I'm gonna find some music you guys talk it talk down. Let's have a quick business meaning how we're gonna find How we're gonna get you guys out of the bodies from Zach and Mark? Maybe if we hire a sort of villa in France, build a studio there, then we get Stanley Donwood, put him downstairs while we're sort of making music. He's painting sort of creating artwork at the same time and then we get our long-time producer, Nigel
Starting point is 00:20:35 Godrich to come in and sort of help us piece all our pieces together. Now I've got an idea. Why don't you try something without him? Oh you can't. Sorry, that was rude. That was really rude. Now I've got an idea. Why don't you try something without him? Oh, you can't Sorry, that was rude. That was really rude. That was I'm so sorry about that I was really he yeah, I was really mad. That was rude. I you know, I shouldn't have said that Maybe if you were able to find somebody who you connected with And that was really you would understand the connection that night and I'd go to the direction I had. I've got that with a lot of directors.
Starting point is 00:21:09 I've got that with a lot of directors. I shouldn't have said that. You're a very talented man. Can we just go in a circle and say, one nice thing? I would love to do that. Okay. I don't want to do that.
Starting point is 00:21:21 I won't go home. Yeah, I get that. But this is really important to us. Our therapist tell us to do it. Broden, I Love the way that you are able to take charge of any given situation for me I don't want to do that last time We went to a pizza express and I was being a little bit difficult to a pizza express and I was being a little bit difficult. You managed to calm me down and I ordered a pizza that I think made me very happy.
Starting point is 00:21:51 So for that, I want to thank you. No worries. And say that can I finish? Yes. Can we do one negative thing about the other person? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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Starting point is 00:22:37 Okay, um, thank you. Thank you. No, that that means a lot Tom. What was that high-infringing? Hmm. It just, to me, it just feels like that's an action that he's doing and not something about his soul. Something about who I am. I like that you're Zach, and that you've been possessed by Johnny Greenwood. But what is it about? I don't like that. Now what is it about Johnny? How has Johnny brought some joy? I don't know Johnny. You know we spent three weeks in Australia together before we decided.
Starting point is 00:23:10 I like that bit in... There will be blood. Yeah. Where's the strings? Oh thank you, that's very kind. Now that is what we're talking about. Tom. Tom.
Starting point is 00:23:23 I know that we've had our differences about the direction of the band. From time to time. I know that you are more instinctual and I'm more intellectual, but I think you are a perfectionist like I am. And even if we disagree, it's always because we want the best for our creative product. I remember I used to get mad at you when you were still. Do you understand this is an anti-donut podcast? Yeah, but I just I get that, but this is important to us. All right. I know that I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Sorry, I've just got the pieces. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you, the meat lovers. Thank you, Sam. And Sam, I would like to apologize for being so rude to you. Thank you so much. Broden, you are and a Coke fee as well. Thank you, the meat lovers. Thank you, Sam. Sam, I would like to apologize for being so rude to your word. Oh, thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Broden, you are, and a Coke fee as well. Thank you. Sorry, can I get a peronie? A peronie. I would love the glass of Vino. Zach doesn't drink. I know, that's fine. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:24:18 I'm not Zach, I'm Johnny. But I'm wearing an open shirt. You don't need to shut up for Zach. A perchance, a serrat, a serrat, or something lighter, like a Vino green shirt. No, or something lighter, like a peanut gring. No, you need to stop, because Mark has gut health issues, and if you ate any, actually, if you ate any of this, you're in this body going to get viciously sick. Well, I guess there's only one way to find out, why don't we consider it a challenge?
Starting point is 00:24:38 Wait a minute. Zach drinking, Mark eating galic-y oily food. This could prove to be interesting. Yeah, good. So we'll cut to that, that's sort of a preemptive thing. Did you want to cut to? No, you do your bullshit. So I remember I used to get so frustrated with you when you would stop a song midway through, sort of start again at the concerts and I would say, you know, we would say we can find it, we're strong enough musicians that we can find it. You're referring to a specific moment.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Other moments have happened, but in 2012, Sydney Arena. I know you're referring to the video tape and starting again, is that right? The Edeotech, actually. But he does it a bit, but I have to say I've come to love that perfectionism and I think that's what has made us so strong and really last and I love you Tom, you know you're a good friend of mine and and it's hard and this has been a hard journey but I think a rewarding one. Johnny, is it my turn to say something? I'm so sorry he's a peronian. Oh thank you so much Sam.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Please enjoy. Glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag glag gl said, you know, my little brother is a bit of a musical genius. I scoffed at the idea of someone younger than me being on my level musically, but of course not only were you on my level, but have always exceeded it. Jeez, that means a lot, I really do. There are times when I'm quite good at bringing an idea, a sort of sketch of what I think a song can be to the group. But I can always rely on you, Johnny, to put the pieces together and turn it into a great hit, you know, like jigsaw, again to place or full of stop. And I love your ability to take something small and turn it into a full picture. Oh, that means a lot. That really does. I mean, I, I love you. Thank you. I love you to talk.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Ah, ah, ah. Wait a minute. Bro, yeah. Oh, yeah. Go. So, sure. Maybe I might, I'm not here To bring you back with me a second mark Maybe I should just leave you cunts here doing this bullshit Forever and I'll go off and do other shit Sam yeah, do you split the bills that pizza express? Unfortunately don't so we will need you to settle that before you leave. I believe, John, you're set.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Are you good? What's that? Are you good to pay for my stuff? I'm gonna go. I'm making a big profound moment that I'm sick of your bullshit and I'm leaving. I was gonna say a nice thing about you though. That's fine, I don't really care. I just want to, I want to, I want to go. I'm gonna get back on the next Eddie had plane. Yeah. I was gonna say a nice thing about you there. That's fine, I really care. I just wanna, I wanna, I wanna go. I'm gonna get back on the next Eddie Head plane. Yeah. I mean, do you have just any cash on you? I mean, see this is the thing.
Starting point is 00:27:53 I know. Is there anything we'll have? But perhaps you could just be the tip. See, here's the thing. All right, yeah, you do the tip. You're pretty well off them, aren't you? I mean, yeah. You wanna hear the issue though.
Starting point is 00:28:02 So, you know how I was like, it's on me. I just got some residuals for my last film one the film wasn't that popular two The bigger issue is I don't actually have any of Johnny's cards or wallet or anything of any of those acts Stuff and I don't think you guys are doing too well at the moment from from what I'm gathering Now where is X rich? Gathering Where is Axe Rich? Easy. Yeah, so just pay on his card. Oh, okay. It's just that I tried to buy some bread before and it bounced. It's just a bite of bread?
Starting point is 00:28:32 Yeah. The bear port. Ah, ah. Bread at the airport. Oh, jeez, I'm feeling a little woozy. Feeling a little woozy from one peroni, that doesn't really have to happen. Oh, jeez, I'm feeling a little woozy from one peroni that doesn't really have to hub it is really hurting oh jeez i'm feeling a little woozy from one deer I'm getting quite crampion bloated who am I sharing a room with tonight? well me and broden are sharing the double bell and you've got the single across from this okay oh well that's all right i'm sorry if i have a bit of gas tonight aboard is
Starting point is 00:29:03 guys goodbye broden i love your tenacity i'm leaving when we first decided I'm sorry if I have a bit of gas tonight aboard. Guys, goodbye. Broden, I love your tenacity. I'm leaving when we first decided to come to that. Oh, give me a high! No, I've I brodo. I don't know my own salt. Did Broden, did you want that leftover pizza in a takeaway container?
Starting point is 00:29:18 Yes, please. I'll go get one for you now. Why, there's quite a lot of it. You barely had a chance to eat a single piece. And as Broden walked down the London street to the top of the... Tony, what are you doing? Cold Peter.
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