Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 157 - Aunty Donna Present Their Podcast About The Bachelor

Episode Date: July 15, 2019

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planet broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. I welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast. My name is Zachary Ruayne. I'm joined here with Broden Kelly and Mark Bonanno. Hi. Also, I'm from the Aunty Donna. Broden, hello.

Oh, hello. And we've got... I forgot how our podcast worked. No, that's fine. I said, in my mind, I said, hello, Zach. Yeah. But I forgot you didn't say anything to's fine. I said in my mind I said hello Zach Yeah, but I forgot you didn't say anything to the mic. I saw you waving doesn't work on a podcast We've also got Sam here. Hello. He's our producer. He's recording everything. He'll be editing it later How are you sir?

Well, how are you? How is the editing going by the way the editing of the podcast? Yes, yes? You know most are we doing the one where we get, oh, I'm sorry. No, that's fine. It's just he was halfway through a sentence. I am not on it today. Come on, man. Pick it up. Pick it up. All right, I'm back. I'm back. You'll edit that out, I'm sure, because that was very awkward. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It could be funny to leave it into. What is your problem? I'm sorry.

So we got an email last week from a boy named end person. I don't know. Yeah, we don't know. And just to be clear, we get lots of emails. Business email. Business email. The sum from Cameo asked me to join Cameo. We get ones from TikTok.

I just want to be clear, this isn't the only email we got last week. Our email is we get at least one to two emails a day, okay? I just want to be very clear about it. Sometimes they're from a guy called Brett. Yeah, and sometimes they're not. So this is an email from a person called Anton Zalom. Hi, Dickheads. The...uh. Don't bother reading. If he's going to start like that, delete it. Yeah, he's not your friend if he's going to talk to you like that. He's a playful jest.

No, no, no, that's for you. You know, Kant in Australia pretty much means mate. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha didn't know the word he told me what it was. Did you roll your eyes? No, I didn't do any patronizing. It was a pratin just laugh. I forgot the word subject. That happens. This happens. I don't know. I was just funny.

That did. Hi, Dickheads. The idea is the bachelor bit fucked up. Basically, Mark can be the bachelor and all the contestants are characters. The first episode of the bachelor is characters coming out of the limo and introducing themselves to Mark. Then it plays out how the Bachelor normally would until Mark has to choose a partner.

I don't know if it's a good idea or I don't know how comedy works. PS has anyone ever called Mark a Bonobo because I assume his hairy and it sounds similar to his last name. Firstly Mark is not as hairy as you would think. No, I'm not. I've got a hairy face, but my body is fairly Hellish. You got that like tough in the middle, but you're not an overly hairy guy. No, no, and I shave my nipples. And no, no one's ever called you a Bonobo to my knowledge. No, I've never, I had to look up what a Bonobo was, and it's part of the, I believe the chimpanzee family. So some sort of monkey.

It's also a cool alternative electronic band. Is it Bonobo? It's a good name for a band. I didn't know what to expect. I thought ice cream. I was expecting a monkey because of Harry. I was expecting a sweetie. The nobo in the animal kingdom exhibit a lot of homosexual behavior, particularly between

the females. I'm not joking. The females often sexually gratify when they're wondering. They're seizuring? No, they don't. What they actually do in the ring yeah uh... no they don't see the what they actually don't insist in serious they rub their arses up against each other and there and there uh... or they're reproductive organs rub against each other that's that's kind of spirit that's very similar to cisterin

but it's not and i'm not comfortable saying that but no both is a i don't know that right secondly uh... and so on that it's a good idea. We don't normally take suggestions for emails because we're professionals and we come up with our own ideas, but heck, we were all out of them. So we're going to do Anton's idea. If you do like us doing requests, you can actually go to our Patreon and we do requests on our Patreon once a month. That's right. The most upvoted request gets done every month no matter what it is.

But here's a little treat for all you cheap, cheap skates. A one of the roughly 60 animals or species on the planet that exhibit homosexual behavior. But there's only one species that exhibits homophobic behavior. And that's the dolphin. No, the human. Really? Really, humans do that. Yeah. Wow. What if they're dolphins? They don't exhibit that. I went to high school with a dolphin that was very mean to me. That was just a man with a long nose and translucent slippery skin. Right. I thought that was a dolphin and that's where I got my yeah right right yeah yeah. It was a mean he was a mean boy.

Shall we begin? I've got bachelor music. Yes, we got Broden to line up some Bachelor music. Do you have anything you want to say before we jump into this podcast, I guess? Just that I love you boys and we've been working together for eight years now and I just, you know, our careers are all built of hard work and dedication. And a lot of people don't realize how much we've had to sacrifice to be here for the first five, six years in Manjidana. We didn't take a penny. And the only reason I would say that we have come this far is because we all believed in what this was.

And we're like, yeah. Are you doing the $15-year Patreon? I'm so sorry. Are you doing the $15 here, Patron? I'm so sorry, I'm doing the $15 here, Patron. Well, you can ask us the deep dive on any given subject topic sketch, whatever it is. And we do a half hour deep dive on a topic of your suggestion, suggestion. And that's our friend, Patron.com.

Suggest Tron. Suggest Tron. So you can sign up for our Patreon, get on there and make a suggest Tron about what we're gonna do. Suggest Tron will take down Megatron. If you jump on our patron, if you jump on our patron and make a suggest Tron,

make a suggest Tron on our patron. But this is not about Patreon. This is about Anton. And Bachelor. Anton as I like to call him. I've not watched bachelor ever but you lined up some patch of the music Yeah, and let's say it will start the music mark is out the front of the mansion and then the first limousine will roll up It's like a cleaner more Christian Married at first sight. No, I've not watched that either. Well you boys are missing

I get the deal me andden, we come out as characters. We play the character. You meet us, and then do you give us a rose up top? Or not yet. And then we decide whether we go into the suck room. Okay, sure. Sure, sure, sure, sure. All right.

We present our episode about the bachelor. If I give you... Hey mom! Oh, wow. Oh, no. Oh, no. Uh, this is not the bachelor's name. If I give you... Oh wow! This is not the bachelor's name, bro. I'm sorry, this is bachelor girl. Oh, broden, broden, broden. Sorry, should I start again?

It's not again. That's better Hi, welcome to the bachelor my name is Andrew G. No, don't dead name him Hi, hi welcome to the bachelor with your host Imho tip Name is the mummy. Hi, welcome to the bachelor my your host Imho Tip. Name his author. The mummy. Hi, welcome to the bachelor. My name is Oshar. This is Mark.

He's an eligible bachelor. He's musly. He's a lawyer or a dentist. And he's about to spend the rest of his life going to be great premieres at crayon casino gold class. Mark, are you feeling nervous? I'm feeling nervous, I'm feeling bright, I'm feeling sparkly, I feel like a glass of champagne.

Mark, about 15 to 20 limos, depending on how quickly it takes for us to get bored, or about to roll up in front of the mansion, some beautiful women are gonna step out, and some men, and you're going to meet them and just like... Let me do it on a gay bachelor. Um, I should.

No, but what they have done recently is there's a show called, I think it's called Are You the One, not to be mistaken with the... If you are the one. Yeah, so that's the Chinese. I like that show. Yeah, so Are You the One is an American MTV show where what they do is is they get a bunch of people They put them on like they just get them drunken and they have to do a bunch of challenges and everyone has their perfect match And there's like 20 people and the only way they win a million dollars is if they get all of their matches

Right, but recently the new season is everyone is pan Right, so it makes it harder so it makes it much much harder I, I, right. But recently the new season is everyone is pan. Right. So it makes it harder. So it makes it much, much harder. Peter Pan. Like, would that double or triple, would that double or triple the difficulty of the game? I don't know.

It would double. Double it? Right, just double. It's double because we're once, it was one of 10 people. Now it's one of 19 people. Yeah, yeah. Hey fantastic. Let's start again. Fantastic work.

I will... I think we just jump straight into it. We'll start the music. The first limo is coming round. Oh look, who's coming out? Hello Mark. Hi, Produm. I don't, obviously I was just told to come here. Oh, you're on the Bachelor, man. I'm the... I'm the Bachelor... Bachelor Ray. I don't know, fuck the shit out of you. Well, I've got to give you a rose to get you into the suck room. If you don't... if you don't give me a fucking rose, I'll bash you.

Jesus, man. You can't... come on. You're gonna get a rose. You're my best friend, obviously, at least for the first around. Great. We just heard a reference from Mark about the Suck Room. That's a new layer this year. We have now Silver Roses, Mark has just for 30. It's just for 33 Silver Roses. Does he, do you suck his dick in that room?

I think you can suck anything. Please suck anything. It doesn't have to be dick. It can be asshole. It can be thin. It can be nip. It can be tongue. Say it. What?

You're missing one key part. Am I? The belly button? No. Oh, the vagoon. Yeah. Right. You can suck the vagoon.

You can suck any part. And any member can suck. And you don't have to suck at all. So I don't have to suck his penis in the suck room. No, you can suck the goose. No. It's like seven seconds of heaven where you can be in there for seven minutes. But we've said that and you can only suck. And you can only suck.

Yeah, and you can only suck. So like so because there's 20 still cameras in there, because there's 20 still cameras in there, we can, when you go to suck, we can make it look like a matrix-esque type. So that's the idea. So the idea is you get a silver rose, which is sharp by the way. Which is sharp by the way. And then you go into the suck room for seven minutes.

Suck is dick. You can't- No, it doesn't. You don't have to be stopping so- Like so many- There's so many- There's so many things you can suck. Experiment, play, think outside the-

You can suck him. He can suck you. You don't have to suck at all. You're in there for seven minutes. You don't have to think outside the you can suck him he can suck you you don't have to suck at all You're in there for seven minutes. You don't have to suck in the suck room. No, don't have to if you don't want to talk Suck is more of a no I know you're trying to be something and shanne trying to be accepting But the idea that you don't suck in the suck room is one bridge I invite you to the suck room you say yes and you get in there and you say I don't want to do something. It's like that's cool. That's cool. There's board games in there. Let me tell you something. If you invite me to the sucker room, I'm gonna suck your dick like that. That's right. That's wonderful. I'm not saying that you're not allowed to do that.

All I'm saying is that if you if you're eyes gaze upon Jenga and you'd rather play the Jenga, then we can play Jenga. We can play Jenga. We get a matrix shot of the Jenga. We can play Jenga, but just so you know, while you're trying to pull out one little cube of the Jenga building, I'm going to be sucking your dick so high. You're not getting a rose. I'm not getting a rose.

You're not getting a rose. You're not getting a rose. I'm getting a fuck attitude. You're not getting a rose I'm getting a fucking rose right now. No because I'm getting upset. I'm getting one rose This is my show. This is my show I'm getting a rose by if I you give me one I'm going there to fucking calls and buying 24 It was good like buying a silver rose a sharp silver rose Oh yeah, I'm gonna copyright The Lava McCopper art! They might have him a copyright.

So, Mark, are you gonna get it? The Labyrinth copyright! Are you gonna give Broden a silver rose? I am. So as Mark and Broden head off into the suck room, the only rule is no fucking for seven minutes. Broden loves his boost juice. Now let me suck your dick

Well, we've got some great matrix other animals sucking well here's the second limo right now and it's rolling in Hey, Mark how you going man? Hey, you're the Vatulorette. That's sick. Yeah, I am Thank you so much for coming here Let's do you want to show me, tell me a little bit about your personality, stuff that you like to do the way. I'll ask you about the Suck Room. Yeah, I don't want to be too sure. I told me about the Suck Room on the drive.

So there's a Suck Room. Yeah, I know about the Suck Room. Yeah, right, I'm very keen to get in that Suck Room Suck you dick. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. But firstly, I guess the thing I want to say about me

is I'm just a small town country girl. Yeah, I can't wait to move to the city. Are you from the city? I'm from where I be. Do you live in the city now? Yes. That's perfect. I want to move to the city. You could move in with me in Naomi. I'm a lawyer and a dentist. Oh great, really? Yeah, and I'm buff, like you. Amazing, I am buff, I'm an astrophysicist. Oh, sexy! Yeah, so that's fantastic. We've dropped this stupid cunt podcast from Ed from Hungry Jacks.

You ever wanna have a whopper and shit blood for a week later, then have the Hungry Jacks whopper. We take the finest beef, microwave it for half an hour, put it in some wet bread and give you a Hungry Jack's burger. Now with the better chips than any other place that you can get in fast food. That's true. And why not pair it with chicken nuggets with cardboard in the middle. Mm, hungry jacks. You like hungry jacks. Yeah, but the burger's no good.

That's it. You know, filth kind of way I presume. Yeah. Wow, an astrophysicist. That's perfect. It was at this moment that I knew I really wanted that silver rose, and so I could suck his dick. Where am I?

It's been so great meeting you. I can't wait to get you to know you more. The secret is I'm the villain. What? I'm the villain. I'm gonna be a bitch to all other girls. Okay well do you wanna go another room the Broden and let Broden know that he's probably not gonna be getting another silver rose?

Okay, he's the way he's What happened in the suck room? I don't like to suck and tell yeah, but what sucked is dick well that's That's that a lady never tells there's a lot of footage of the suck You see that yeah, how quick are they editing this together? Are they just gonna be raw footage? We're all watching in the green room. On the split. We're all watching in the split.

Please let there be another character that isn't Broden or Zack. Mark, my question is, do I get a silver rose? We're way to the end. I only have one silver rose. You already gave him a silver rose. Yeah, but that's a thing. I can only give one. The host said you had 27 silver roses. Yeah, but I've got to meet everyone first I can't

just be on the 7th the first 27 people are me it's only seven seven people coming man give me a fucking silver rose not yet not yet not yet can't play suck you dick please let me suck you dig. Okay. I'm gonna start watching the Bachelor. It's very good. Now, onto the next contestant, G. I'm nervous. I sure hope I meet someone that does some sort of circus tricks or or is maybe Not one of my friends that I work with it Really wants a silver rose and to get into the sucker in real badly. Who is it? Fuck it man. It's me your friend. Fuck off Sam. Why tell me to fuck off. Oh, I just that's just no it's not you It's just the order that it's happened in. What are you, like, I've just had to,

was first, you know, I came here to find love. Yeah, I came here to, you know, really be with the one that I could potentially be with for the rest of my life. Yeah, at least until the end of the season. At least until the end of the season. And so far, it's just been Broden Zach and now you. It's just two suck jobs. It's all very familiar.

Ah, the suck room. I've heard of this It's all very familiar. Ah, the suck room. I've heard of this place. Yeah, you've heard about the suck room. But I'm not here to talk about the suck room. I'm really here on the bachelor to sort of broaden my horizons. Try some new things. Great.

It's like a dick, you know. Oh my god. Why can't we just have a cheese and wine? We can have some cheese and wine. Do you want some cheese and wine? I would love some cheese and wine. You know, good palette cleanser for cheese and wine. What is it? What's the good palette cleanser for cheese and wine?

It's a glass of water sparkling. Followed by a good prompt sucking of the dick. Look, I am so excited to have you here Sam. I really hope you and I can find love. Me too. I can't give you a silver rose yet. I have to wait and to see my other options. Is that okay? Please?

Come on man, I'm on. I'm about to give out two other silver rose. And then you got, I've got like 27 or something. 27, yeah that's fine. What's wrong with that? Because I've got to, I've got to way up my options. I've only got like 25 left. How is it my fault? It's people coming? It's not your fault

All I'm asking is to wait you're probably gonna I think you're probably gonna get one all right just give me a give it I'm fine fine Fine you've got a silver rose, okay, and into the into the suck room and we go? Yeah. Hey Mom. Why did you tell me? Oh, come on. Why didn't you teach me a thing or to serve? Oh, come on, Sam. All right, great. Yeah, I can't wait to meet the next contestant.

Limo's pulling up now, and I sure hope it's someone who i don't know haven't met before um alright let's see who the next character is get a count of thump hey mate okay marki how are you? yeah i'm good Tom Tom how are you mate? hey good what are you doing here? oh nothing i'm just talking about the suck for me

i'm just wait just wait wait it to suck for her. I'm just white, just white, white. You know what I need to hear about? Shut up, Broden! Just let me, this is my show, alright? So, Tom, thanks for coming here. No worries. Sorry if you've been dragged out here by the producers. Yes, you have?

Yes, I have. What were you doing? I was invited to be a contestant on the Bachelor. Okay, great. Well, I'm the Bachelor right. Okay, great. Well, I'm the Bachelor at. Oh, great. Yeah. I contractually have to tell you about the Suck Room, which is essentially a room where there are board games.

Yeah. There are board games. Okay, okay, yeah. And you don't have to suck anything, but... The only rule is not fucking. The only rule is not fucking. You can do as much sucking as you want want and it doesn't have to be of the Genitals. Yeah, it can be of any part of the body, but you are afraid of suck his

That is the one option of man so far and one option of many okay so far it's been sucked to dry sucks dry well, I've still got a lot left in me. Yeah, sure, but that doesn't mean that that's where you have to go You know, it's like a bit of a keeping up with the Jones's situation here. Sure What you do in the saccharine is up to you and also it's up to me whether I give you a rose or not. Okay, can I have a rose please? Tom, you know, I can't say no to you. Thank you. Suck your stick. No, you get us. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. time here at the Bachelor and I think I have time for one more contestant before we move on to the next Show. Oh, here's the limo now. Here's the limo Hello, I'm Max. I was gonna say Sam while I was looking at Sam. I Was looking at Sam. I know who you are Max. We worked together This is this character is Max. What? I have to make it up. Do you need? Ask about the Sakura. Max, our filmmaker and editor.

Stop talking about the Sakura. It's's my choice it's my show if I want to invite Max to the sucker room I'll do it if I give him a silver rose that's on my personal that's my choice all right it's on my time I'm not giving a silver rose to anyone else that I don't want to give a silver rose to not that I haven't wanted to give out the other silver roses I have but the next one I give out is 100% on my terms. Would you like a silver rose Max? Yeah sure. Suck your mouth. Suck your mouth. Suck your mouth. Well, you don't have to, we're going into the show. Just going down the show.

We're going to the show. Suck the bed off. We're going in the bathroom. We're going in the bathroom. We're going into the sucker room. There's another 45 contestants coming. Come on, let's get this sucker going. Alright, God.

God. There's, so there's a sucker room. You don't have to suck, you don't have to suck anything you don't want to suck in fact We could just play some trouble or if you are there'll be trouble Oh We could play some game of thorns monopoly. Oh You can suck my dick or We could play a game of Anomia, which is like a card game.

Can we play a game of Thrones when I believe while I suck your dick? Okay. Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum. You pass go Collect 200 gold Thanks I don't know what it is in this game Get yourself a stock Yay

Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum He got two sucks Well, it's two roses I went past go God damn He gets seven minutes He can do as many sucks as he can fit in Is that's not how the sucker works?

Hey, hey, hey. The only rule is no fucks. Oh man, I did no idea what I signed up for when I signed up for the sucker. Wow, what an incredible journey I've been on. But Mark, you've got 22 silver's left. That's all the limos, but um, 22 more sessions in the subroom. It's not walking. That's it. Um, well, um... Who do you pick?

Who do you pick for the next session in the Suck Room? Wouldn't the Bachelor be better if it was just Bachelor Girls buses and trains over and over and over and over. Yes, I think we've proven that tonight. And a Suck Room would really add a certain fris on to the introductions. With the American Bachelor they can, they're allowed to fuck. They're allowed to fuck. Why they not allowed to fuck. They're allowed to fuck. Why, they not allowed to fuck in the Australian match, are they? No, they're not, they're never allowed to go overnight, spend the night.

Whereas they spend the night in the... What are they fucking nuns? I don't think there's ever been a nun on the show. What are they nuns? Those are show of nuns, why can't they fuck? It's, it's set... They fuck on maps. Yeah, they fuck big time on maps. They should fuck on that should fuck really should fuck on batch. Oh, gross. Yeah, Max is gross Who knew that when I started my bachelor? Can I ever silver rose? Yeah, all right Are they up for grabs those roses? Oh, no, you can't just come up and take them. I might take a couple

Excuse me. Can you just wait until I'm done suck at him time is money. I got my seven minutes All right, you look at me a suck Who knew that when I started my bachelor at experience yummy. I'm done the only contestants would be my friends You come and you didn't even stop mid sentence. No, I mean that's someone who's had a lot of suck up Yeah, it's got to the point now where like I point now where I am ejaculating but not orgasming. I don't know about you guys. Are you Jones and for another session the sucker room? Because I'd love to just jump back in.

I have to, I give out the roses. I'm wondering could you make a big bet of rose to Zach and I at the same time? No, I don't know the words. I'll take the balls. I take the long gnar know the words like that. I'll take the balls. I'll take the long knife. Because we can suck anything. Yeah but not at the same time. And Brodon was we can play some board games while Sam does the suckin if you give us all the rows. Listen I'm a bit hurt by how you've let everyone else suck your dick. I thought we had something special. We you were the special. You were the first.

You were the first, brother. When he told me I was the first guy to suck his dick on the television show, that made me feel good. But when I found out he sucked five other dick shortly after, that made me feel bad. And now I feel kind in the middle. What I'm mad about is that no one in all this suckin in the suck room and all this me giving out myself erosas not once have any of you offered me a silver

rose. I can't do that I don't that's not how the rules we don't have any silver rows if you want to give me a silver Rose and then suck me in the suck room. We can do that All right, Mark Oh, yeah, what yeah, that's great. I'm leaving the show What why? Cuz you just give it out sucks really nilly. This show is there's a sucker a man What am I supposed to do? I know what'll chill you out what a suck. Give him a silver rose All right, I'm gonna take the silver rose. I'm leaving. It will see my backpacks are packed

They are I brought backpacks not luggage. You only brought one backpack well overnight. How did you? Well, it's just a pain the ass of the airport., I know but still how do you fit everything? Can you guys continue? The conversation in the suck room, please sure Oh 69 Sucking each other at the same time well 19 silver roses to go No, I'm leaving all right well if you're gonna might see me in bachelor Broden next season or bachelor in paradise where the whole place is just a sock room They don't they allow to fuck on bachelor in parallel You pulling pubes out of your mouth. I got a beard here. I really watch. Oh, yeah. I'm never sure. You pulling pubes out of your mouth? I'm not going to be at here.

I really watch. I'm never really watch the bat show. It's a bit... Oh, you know, it's a bit different. And maths. Shitty addictive. Yeah, I watch Shitty reality shows. I watch RuPaul and I watch MasterChef.

RuPaul is a bit different. There's art in RuPaul. They're doing art. But... Yeah, I know. I know it's friends's a bit different, there's art in Rupal. They're doing art, but... Yeah, I know, I know, it's friends like everything else, but there's at least that art is still... ...alarm in it. It's real like... Who do you pick? Paul's pick more like time.

What? Sam? Sam, you are the winner. Fuck yeah. Of a session in the Sakura. Hell yeah, let's see. No, he hasn't won the whole thing. I got my... The podcast is over.

Oh, okay. Sam, you won the whole thing. Oh, I got my own podcast is over. Oh, okay Sam you won the whole thing Fuck yes, your suck job out of all the suck jobs I had was the most tolerable Thank you. I was worried because I did have to stop for a breather for a second there But I'm glad that you thought you know, so you choose a guy that had to stop for a breather I'll breathe through my nose the whole time and So you choose a guy that had to stop for a breather. I'll breathe through my nose the whole time and That was too fun. That was that was what pushed you over Oh, I can't beep some stuff. I would have played a board game for seven minutes man What are we gonna play in seven minutes and nommy are we could do a great round a couple rounds of a nommy

Just you and me and that's the end of the Bachelor Australia Starring Mark. My name is Oshar. Join us next week where Broden is the new Bachelor Ed. Me. Who knows who he'll invite into the suckle. I should have known. With a new twist, 100 silver roses. Hey, and one.

Like a secret test. Thank you. No doubt. We'll be the one who will introduce Anton Zolal. In my load. And one You can retest Thank you! So our executive producer Anton Zolal So I walked under a bus I got him by a train Him falling in love Which is kind of the same

Of some kind of sea Crash my car gone insane And it felt so good I want to do it again I want to do it again I want to do it again I want to do it again I want to do it again I want to do it again I want to do it again. I want to do it again. I want to do it again. I want to do it again.

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