Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 16 Feat. DANIELLE WALKER

Episode Date: November 2, 2016

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A list-snuff production. Okay, so boys and Daniel. And esteemed guest. All right, this is the first time we've recorded a new podcast in probably months, even though we've been releasing them weekly. So let's get a game plan going, before we go live. All right. Plan Part 1 of Part A. Part A of Plan 1.

No, Part 1 of Plan a part of plan one. No part one of plan a Okay, okay I'm just a title man. No rude words. Okay. No rude words too many rude words in the last podcast Have you listened to our podcasts? Severed Danielle I listened to the one with Ben Russell recently Yeah, you know what is classic.. You know what his Facebook name is? If you want to add him as a fan of Foundi Donner. Well, it's not Ren Brussell, which is what you would have thought.

No, it used to be Bon Rissol. I thought it was just Ben Russell. Maybe it's gone. Maybe Bon Rissol. Maybe Bon... Bon... Bon... Bon...

No, it's back to Ben Russell. Yeah, it's just Ben Russell. I think it would be really funny if everyone went and added Ben Russell on Facebook. Anyway, it's Ben Russell in brackets, Mr. Shobius. And his display picture is like a black and white kind of artsy, fancy picture of him. And is that on Dre Rue? Yeah, he's cover photos on Dre Ryu. Ryu.

Yeah, so that's the first thing you've got. You've got to do that. Give you that private information on the podcast. No, it's the second thing. The second thing is swearing. Yep. Daniel, you were supposed to bring him a third thing. That was your home, man.

Yeah, aren't you going to need a, like, another member? And it's me. Okay, great. Okay, great. Well, that's not all right. OK, we're doing it to talk about that. I take, I'm in complete control now. OK. OK, yeah.

Oh my god. You all be quiet now for the next day. All right, OK. All right, OK. I was joking. Oh, thank god. Yeah, I'm going to say, bloody good luck. Anybody walk in the door, then you'll come the next thing

is all right. You be quiet and drink. So it's the boss here. I'm the charge. You new boys bloody get out. I don't think so. I vote. I vote.

Oh my god. Geez Louise. Oh. Oh, so that's the third. That's the third. Fourth. Third. Four.

Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four boys. If everyone can just bring like the fifth for me is if everyone can just bring a plate If everyone can just bring a plate because I'm an old-fashioned wag. I'm just gonna bring an empty plate Because I don't understand because I'm from Over saying I'm gonna bring a packet of barbecue shapes. All right. Okay, great. And we're ready to go

Here's a mapeta a very good mark All right, we're gonna start in 10 9 6 6 9 5 2

1 8 10 I feel like we've done this joke on a previous pun Man, dude, we've been doing the same fucking bullshit for the last five years. Ever since we left, you need to eat fucking food. Yeah, only a few reviewers have picked up on it.

Anyway. Hey and welcome to the ARMSY Donner podcast. Here we are. You've got your favorite hosts in the number. Brone and Zooch. And we've got our special guest today. It's Danielle Walker But all of you dudes are probably thinking hey who's Daniel Walker? Well, we prepared this we pre-made our animation thing like you see on the project or

Who is Daniel Walker? Or... Who is Danielle Walker? After the 2016 War National finals, Danielle's blew onto our AESPS 2 screens with a bizarre, as zany sense of humour. Oh, Danielle Walker! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, with my joke, Gand. We have to go to the second layer of the Inception. I mean, I mean, I watched a Danielle Walker since 1972 and I say she's A plus.

We've got to boom, boom, boom, boom. We've got her in the studio. Thank you. Thank you. That's the best introduction I've ever had. God, I was so sad. What are the shitty podcasts of you done? I won't mention them because don't want them to be able to look at them.

It shouldn't be too hard to find. I'm sure you can Google. I'm sure our fans will Google that. Find out every podcast that Daniel's on and then slam them. No, they're not. No, they're not. You're a stand-up comedian. You're a perivocator, a performer.

A voile. A voile. Yes, all of these things, and so much more. Oh, aren't you? I'm not. I'm not a doctor. That's true. Are you a bean? I'm not a bean. Okay. Are you a bean? I, we're talking about your clit. Oh, I got you. We've been punk. I think Vagina is a beautiful unique and they should be spoken about. Oh, Guros, I don't want to think about it. No. Yeah. These two boys don't mind talking about dicks, but when it comes to pussies, they get a little cold at the feet. The only pussies I like are in Zoom magazine. Are you a dick?

Sorry for the record, I'm being ironic. It's the Ironical Earth. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U Be, be, be, be! Oh, hello, Zachary. Ah, hello. Hi. What are you doing, bro? Because it's looking vaguely racist, so I'm hoping it doesn't sound that way. I am the, uh, in, uh, like, sentient, uh, intangible idea of what was the thing, the buttony press?

Uh, irony. Irony. Irony. Okay, yep. Hello. Hi. Oh. Well, what do you have to say for yourself, Irony? Well, what's an ironic thing I could say here?

Do you know the song you're the most marvellous song? A lot of morassette's horror. I think it's rather good. Hmm. She lists a lot of things that aren't ironic. That's a well-known fact about that song. Yeah, yeah. Everyone talks about it.

You came close to ripping off another stand-up. Yeah, yeah, and I credited him. Yeah. So I think we're good. You're a thief. No, I credited him. It's all good. I didn't take more than 10%.

I'm always, oh, sorry, keep going. But what do you think of it? I think it's a strong song. I think obviously, Alana Morra sets career that we couldn't really go past one album. I like how there's that song where she's saying how she used to give her boyfriend head in the movies. And how I wonder if her new girlfriend does that. I like that. I think that was...

I often think about that. Ground groundbreaking songwriting for the 90s does he go down on you in a theater because I love the charm either the guys in a market a good a good a good a good city open wide so irony the intangible concept of irony, are you a fan? You're a fan of your fan of 90s music? Yes, I'm a fan of all music and all shapes and colours. And Daniel, are you a fan of shapes and colours? Yes, yes I am. What are my favourite things? Danielle, he's asking you some weird questions.

He's been a bit of a goofball. If it's a bit weird, you don't have to, don't let it upset you, okay? But that's just the way the anti-podcast goes. Sometimes, sometimes we'll be talking about one there and then we'll go off on 10. 10, we like to 10. But you just jump in any time you want. I don't believe Mark's Greek. Oh, I think he's a very big racist.

Oh, really? No, he told me. He'd be right in thinking I'm not Greek. Because I'm a Wag Italian. Oh, I'm sorry. So you don't believe I'm Italian and you fucked up or you don't believe I'm Greek. I think you're Mexican. Oh, you're a wonderful, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, Isaac, what's the day? I said, I think it was a Sunday. I said, Mark, it's a Sunday and he said, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH And an anima So what are your thoughts on enemas Daniel I love my insides to be clean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you ever gotten blocked up. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a block. I've been blocked up twice. Sometimes it usually sometimes for some people I'm still at the end. I know we know. It's a very strong character. Sometimes it's diet related and sometimes it's based on maybe a genetic thing. Because they say stress like stress can really lead to being blocked up. I've always been oh no please don't. It used to happen when I went on scout camp. So why would you want to be the one with it. You were one of the best scouts in the world. Did you ever go to ventures? I looked scouts with jazzy. I did because I went to ventures in our area.

But I got my BP scout medallion, which is the highest scouting award that you can receive in scouts. Oh my God. And I had to get flown to government housing Brisbane to get awarded by Quentin Price, ex-governor General of Australia. Okay. Correct me if I'm wrong, Daniel Walker, but is a BP award or the award for the best scout involved in petroleum and car-related fuel?

That's correct, that's exactly what it is. What how many badges did you have? 64. Oh my god. Could I just say, I think the character of irony would work so much better if he said ironic things. Rather than just normal Broden things. Broden would just ask anyway.

Maybe just make up your own fucking characters, let me me just get somewhere with find what find this character. Guy, fine. I'll do it. I'll do an irony character. Great. Let's keep talking to Scout Girl. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna go away and irony character is gonna come in in a moment to come into the conversation. Anyway, say like that. Very good. 60, 64 badges. That's, that's quite's quite a lot. A lot of badges. Yeah.

I was a tell us about how you got constipated on camp. I think they fed us a lot of stuff that I wasn't used to. Star-cheat things. Yeah. Well I'm confused because they're always like to fight constipation, eat like fruit, eat more fiber. But then they also tell you if you eat too much fiber, you can get constipated. So how much fiber am I supposed to be eating food pyramid? I don't know, but once I ate a whole bag of mandarins because that's all I could afford and I walked a long way

and then I did a big pool and a public toilet. Was it quite a solid? Was it like a load? No, it was not solid at all. Oh yeah, literally. It was like just the white bits of the Mandarin skin just pouring out. Oh my gosh.

Yeah, no, I have the most intense poops when we go to LA. The last time, the last time before last, we went to LA. At the time our sound guys agreeing because he loves fucking himself up with food in LA. And in case you were wondering, yeah, we got it in L.A. Yeah, that was a poop brag. Yeah, yeah.

We all got stuff going on. We got L.A. poop's going on Hollywood, baby. The last time before last we were in L.A. We got there at like seven and a one and a one and a one and a one. We're there every year because we move and we shake and we poop. And what I had for breakfast was fried chicken and pancakes. And then I didn't eat for the rest of the day until dinner where I had fried chicken and waffles. And then my poop that nice was like, clag.

Hello there. Hello there. Has anyone got a fork? Oh my worst. No, no. All I've got is these 10,000 spoons. Yeah, that's your life got us well. Oh, no. All I've got is these 10,000 spoons. Yeah, that's all I've got as well. Oh, all I need is a fork. Listen to me. I think it's a knife. All I need is... No, I'm a dip.

It's like 10,000 spoons. Yeah, I'm a winner of the Alladahs morocely, right? My... My predicament. Wow, similar. It's completely different. Listen to me, Zach. I'm not, Zach.

I'm Mr. Ironee. Listen to me, Zach. I'm not Zach, I'm Mr. Irony. Listen to me, this is my territory. I'm Mr. Irony here. What's your first name? John. My first name is Jim. So that's the confusion. I'm a different Mr. Irony.

I don't have to be ironic to be Mr. Irony. Yeah, I would have no issue with that. I know you're not ironic. That would be sex issue. Mark Banana is not a banana. Zach Rewain is not a Rewain. Daniel Walker, I don't think Daniel has, is she runs everywhere?

Excuse me., hey John. Daniel's just nodding politely. Well, you two fucking deal with your ironic character bullshit. John, I know, I'm aware, John, can I just say for the record here, I have never had a problem with the fact that you're not ironic. I mean, I know that it is hard as a fellow ironic man, that you're not ironic, but I'm fine with that. I think that's a beef you have with Zach.

The only beef I want is your mama. Hey, I got beef with you, but unfortunately I'm a vegetarian. When you guys are ready to stop, I'd love to talk to Daniel. Do you think I want this? I have a question for Mark. Oh Danielle has a question. Hey Mark, you know how you poo was the consistency of clag glue? Yes I do. Yes. Was it white as well or was it? No it wasn't white, it was quite black. It was black like the night. It was like that it looked like a first baby poop. Have

you ever seen pictures of a first baby poop? Oh, my sister did a bright yellow one. Yeah, yeah, that usually comes after the black. Oh. But usually the first baby poop is black. That's gross. Yeah, it's pretty. Did you know a boy baby gets its first direction inside its mum?

It does not. It does too, that's a thing, isn't it? Or I just make that up from the internet. No, that might be true. It could be wrong too, because somebody just told me it, and I've been about it. I think it was like a few years ago. Can you imagine if your baby came out of Covenant

and its own gizze? I'm just every time we get a guest on this show, it ends up being of something relating to childbirth and the erotic nature of it it and I'm sick of it. I've just I've just I've got a Buzzfeed article on the 25 most ironic things of all time. Shall I go through them one by one? Sure. What would be ironic is if you pulled up a different Buzzfeed article? I fucking had it with you.

I've really fucking had it. I'm trying my best. We've got a guest Danielle on. All right, here's the first one. So it's a truck and the truck's brand is a wee fit. And it's bloody got stuck under a bridge. So it's jammed under a bridge. It didn't fit under the bridge.

Ah, isn't that ironic? They should put that into the song. It's like a Wee Fit van and it won't fit under the bridge. It's like... It's ironic. I got very confused because when I said Wee Fit fit I didn't think of the fitting under the bridge I thought it was like you know fat like how we fits but the truck was too fat It works on that little to Daniel

I don't think it's wrong for you to have had that thought and thank you so much for sharing it with the group Danielle Thank you I might actually head off now because I think this is about the life that Jim head off now because I think this is about the life that Jim I really can have. Yeah, they only if only if only Broden had the same realization that his character. Ironic thing number two. It's an I was a fortune cookie. Yeah. And the and the thing on the fortune cookie is the job, oh, hang on. So it's a packet with a fortune cookie. And then in see, hang on. So it's a packet with a fortune cookie.

And then it's see through. And then there's the fortune is outside of the cookie. So he hasn't put it in the cookie. And the fortune is the job is well done. It's like a fortune cookie packet that see through. And it has the fortune on the outside But the fortune says it's a job well done. Isn't it ironic? Daniel. Oh, God. Daddy didn't have his gavaskon.

And when daddy don't get his gavaskon daddy get Oh no, let's bring a bit of class to the show What was it like when he raw-pum? Oh, she burnt her No, I'll tell you what we'll put in a bigger burp there. If you can get a burp sound effect on, and put that in where Danielle tried to burp, but didn't. Sorry, I used to be able to do big burps when I wanted to.

Oh really? Do you want to have another go? All right, here we go. All right, no pressure. Oh! Oh, it's good. That was a good one. I can't.

All right. Oh, can I ever get a good one? alright, alright. Oh, you know, I have a good place. I guess that's cool. Let me have a go now. Let me never go. Ma. All right, my goat. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm so sorry everyone. I've vomited on myself. Oh, it looks like calm. Oh no, I've vomited on myself. Oh, I've vomited a bit on Danielle. I'm so sorry everyone, I've vomited on myself. Oh, Daniel, it's like calm. Oh, no, I've vomited on myself. Oh, no, vomited a bit on Danielle, I'm so sorry. That's okay.

Daniel, you were telling us that you're a full-time comedian now, that's very exciting. I just do just quickly want to say, it wasn't come because you've been eating come. I imagine the come from your testicles just got into your stomach and came out of your mouth. Not that there would be your own come from inside your body. got into your stomach and came out of your midst. Not that there would be your own come from inside your body.

If I was eating come, I just absolutely not. Sorry, Broden, please go on. Daniel, you're saying how wealthy. Are you still Mr. irony? I'm still Mr. irony, but I respond to Broden. So, like, why are you saying sorry? We just need to. I don't know, are you Mr. irony?

Or is that like something of an ironic? No, listen listen, can't that's quite ironic. That is ironic. No, it isn't there's nothing ironic about me I guess there's nothing ironic about me. I guess it's ironic. Are you? Listen just listen I guess saying that there's nothing ironic about him You know how when you go to Starbucks and they little burpee and how when you go to Starbucks and they get your name wrong, you just go, well that's my fucking name. I look like Broden Kelly. So I go, oh well, Broden, okay, that's why I responded to Broden. It's funny that you say you look like Broden Kelly because I'm in the room with you right now and you're a seven foot tall green alien. Yeah, it's, but I'm sorry, I don't see color.

But it's all right. So eventually some film producers and executives are gonna come in and change what Broden looks like to a dashing handsome man possibly looking like Harrison Ford hey I don't understand that that's a reference for the mega star was near the nerds over on this over in this corner where the cool dudes Daniel and I are the cool dudes hey Hey, wanna go smoke some cigarettes? I'll go back to your varsity football game. Come on, Daniel. Let's go over here and smoke some cigarettes.

Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. And then can we go back to Scouts? Yeah, all right, all right. That's cool. You wanna go to Scouts? Yeah, because we're called. What's cool about... Everything's cool about Scouts.

Or, real, five things off for me that are cool about Scouts. I can cook a fish in the ground now. No, I can cook a fish in. All right, like, is it eating a whole and there? Yeah, it's dig a whole. With coals. With coals in there, then you put the fish in, then you put the... That means you're either a Scout or one of the chefs on Chef's Table on Netflix.

Yeah, I'm both. Wow. You can't prove it. Where did the Scouts game their knowledge from? The Scout leaders and they didn't know. Originally, Baden Pal original Scout. He's there was an original Scout. Yeah, cool Baden Pal. Right. Are you know Scout? I was never a Scout. No, I was too cool for that. I was a cub for like two weeks and then I got over it. I was a cub. Yeah, well you went to a bad one. Yeah, but look what you've grown into now. Now you're just a sexy bear.

Brrrr. I'm a big bear. I want to learn more about the history of scale. What's the second coolest thing? I can do, I can navigate using a compass and a map. No, really? Yeah. Like orientering?

So, did you ever have to use a Mel ways? And were you good at using a Mel ways? It was a Mel ways. She's from Northern Australia. Are you from Northern Australia? Yeah, from North Queensland. That'd be a breezeways or a fuck boy way. A fuck boy.

So it was the book. It's the book where it's got all the straight maps in it for your area. And it's like oh No, I'm from the country area. We like went out on a hill like we drove like two hours We got a map for the area Oh, I bet you're from the country Oh, I bet you're from the country Daniel

I bet you're from the country Daniel Warnock. I bet you're from the country Mr. country mr. Ironic yes, we welcome you into our podcast Well, you don't say welcome Okay, you decide that you're gonna be in this podcast studio for the full podcast Okay, you decide that you're gonna be in this podcast studio for the full podcast. Yeah, someone going anywhere. And I'm not even going over into the next one. Oh, great. We welcome you in.

And then when the guest was meant to be Danielle, you've come in here. You've said rude things about it. You've called her a cunt. Directly. Excuse me Drex, excuse me. Now excuse me, excuse me, Zach, I take offense to that. I'd never said that Daniel was a cunt. You said she was from the cunt. Daniel, did I call you a cunt?

Yes. Oh wow. Well that's typical for someone from the country. Oh. You know, um, Danielle, here's the thing. I was not a scout, but I had friends who were inventurers, and they all fucked each other a lot at the Venturers' camp. Really?

Oh yeah, man. Oh yeah. That was every one of my friends lost their virginity at the Venturers' camp, and they fucked in the tents. Yeah, we didn't have any ventures in my area which was unfortunate Did this like so the scouts sit in my to fuck the scouts you don't fucking scare Not in scouts just over the clothes stuff yeah That's a ventures

Once I saw my leaders boobs I didn't go on I don't have any hoes on. I don't have any pastimes or extracurricular activities that got you laid. I didn't know that that was the dude. Ventures, man. I dropped out of cubs when I was like 12 and then when I was 15, I have never regretted a decision more because all my pals were fucking each other at venture. I'm sure you would have slammed all the pusses.

Oh, they did? I'm not talking to anyone. You got a Ventures camp. You got a venture. I'm sure you would have slammed all the posts. Oh, they did. I'm taught anyone. You got a ventures camp, you get some push. It's part of it. You set up a tent, you go down the creek,

you put a fish in the dirt, and you're fuck. You're fuck each other. You fuck the fish. Oh my god. You debone it. And then you fuck. Yeah, take what? It's getting deb-bind for sure

So what's the third thing? You just not so many knots. Oh, yeah, you can tie a knot good knot as in like relieving someone's back Like strains as in when someone's that too a mess up a lot of a missus watch No, but I Didn't but I had a badge with a panda on it. What was that for? You were going to see Kung Fu Panda for movies. You saw Kung Fu Panda 10 times. That was for like community helping award.

I have no idea why there was a panda on it. Right. I don't know. You've got some skills, man. Yeah. That's unbelievable. That's unbelievable. Then multiplying and losing control. Because my scout badge is applying. It's electrifying.

You better shape up. You better get it. You better start being a man. No, I don't. I don't need a man. I can do it myself. I'm a lady. Who's that?

Who's that? It's my angry voice. I'm very angry on the internet. Are you very angry on the internet? OK. Is that to do with scouts? No. Just mum.

LAUGHTER Please, do go on. Your mum said a large impact on your life. Is that correct? Yeah. Once I walked into the kitchen, and my mum was sitting at the table, and she was crying. And I said, hey, mum, what's wrong?

And then she said, I had a terrible dream last night, Danielle. I had a dream that a man came into the house and shot all you girls. And the man was hot dogs from Big Brother. How do you know it was a dream? It's just a normal moating, that's like a thing. For everyone overseas, hot dogs from Big Brother is exactly what you imagined him to be.

His name was Hot Dogs and he was on Big Brother anyway. And then he hosted a late night game show called Up Late With Hot Dog. Oh, Hot Dog. Oh yeah. His nickname was Hot Dogs. Yeah, it was multiple, wasn't it? It was Hot Dogs. It was a whole bunch of Hot Dogs.

It was a bundle of Hot Dogs. That's a good nickname. Hot Dogs. How do you get that name? Something sexual. whole bunch of hot dogs. He was a bundle of hot dogs. That's a good nickname. Hot dogs? How do you get that name? Something sexual. I reckon he just had the same first name as someone else in the house, so the producers chose it for him.

Oh, that was my friend. That was my friend. Probably his name. His first name was Sarah Marie. That's so much of a big name. Sorry, for everyone from overseas, Sarah Marie was also a competitor. She was in the first season of Australian Funnily dance. Was it the funny dance?

Funnily about her was the funny thing about her is she was actually nine hot dogs taped together Which was the the irony is that she went with Sarah Lee and hot dogs Sarah Lee is a dessert a large dessert company that makes frozen desserts like sticky day pool Yeah, so they could have called her like chocolate pie. She could have been like, she could have been like banana cream. Hey, come here, chocolate pie. Hey, keep lying. You know, you know, you could have been like, pecan, hey, miss pecan. Have you guys seen, uh, catch me if you can, that seminal 2001 Spielberg?

I love that movie. Have you seen it, Daniel? No, my favorite scene. There's a scene in it, right, where the cops are looking for Leonardo DiCaprio and they come to his parents' house and the mums there and they're like, oh, your son's a criminal. Christopher, the walkin' plays the father. Is that correct? Possibly, possibly.

And they're like, your son's a criminal and she's like, oh, no, that's so sad. And then literally, this is the most blatant, some of the most blatant placement advertising ever which was and she was like, oh, no, that's so bad Now can I interest your boys in some delicious Sarah Lee? Then they're eating the Sarah Lee and they're like gee whiz. I love Sarah Lee. It's just like yes. I love Sarah Lee too What else is your I don't remember that what my memory of the scene is very different I got guaranteed you she offers the cops

Sarah Lee and then they talk about how great Sarah Lee is very funny. What? Yes, she was French no Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom just wanted to let us know that the character was actually French What is what is your mum do now? Is she retired or is she, what does she do? She doesn't really do anything. She just reads and cleans. Oh, she's not old though. She's like, she's like 47.

What is she reading? That's pretty old. That's gross. Yeah, that's old. It's gross old, but it's not like old-fashioned hair. Yeah, how old was she when she had you? 21, I think. Oh, well, that's it.

It's really... There's a different time. Maybe she's younger than. Yeah. She's born in 1971. So I don't know how old that is. 1971? She's 83.

1945? Can I drop Maths in year 9? She's sitting year 11. Can I drop Maths in year 9? So Danielle, she's sitting in year 11. What sort of books she reads, Danielle? I will, I meant to wrap up soon, but I'm curious. She reads just mostly Danielle's steal. Really?

That's all she reads. Are you named after Danielle's steal? No. Well, she says no, but I used to ask her a lot as a kid. There's a book in the bookshelf, Danielle's steal. And there's so good. Danny L. Steele's written so many books. Is she writing them faster than your mum is reading them?

No, I just... What are Danny L. Steele books? They're just like romance novels. I think my mum's got like, had a mess, is it, and like Fabios on the front, and is there always like holding them? No, they usually like playing clothes with like a rose on them.

Oh, okay, I was like gonna some more erotic shit. My mum was into. Oh, okay. I'm gonna some more erotic shit My mum was into some erotic. I love mum's reading erotic novels. Yeah, really? My parents are in my parents house And I went to the like their walk in robe and they had 50 shades of grey just sitting on a bench That's let's look when I walked into my dad's walk in row He had barely legal 30 Dad's walk in Rome. He had barely legal 37. Oh, that's like what I've looked into my, my parents walk in Rome and he had a, he had a fully something bad.

Mine was true, by the way. I'm sorry, please go. I found a riding crop in my parents bedroom. No, I found a riding crop. Like a wik-whip. Yeah. I found when looking for money for pizza, we're looking for change to get a pizza. Me and my mate William. And we went through, I usually go through my parents' drawers, they were out at the time,

and found my mum's really expensive vibrator. Oh. They're like the bunny, like the one that has like the ass. The big bunny on it. So it has like an ass tickler, a bit for the clip, then the head rotated, and then it had like rotating beads. And it was on top of a book that was like, you know, like, about better positions to make better love

with your partner. It was real for life. The best anal for mum. And on that note. What is the best anal for mum's? A complete anal. A anal. A anal. A anal.

She kind of anal. Just because she becomes a mum doesn't mean she doesn't like a bit of anal from time She's a sexual being. Danielle, thank you so much. Do you want to plug anything? Is there anything you need to? If you are in Melbourne or in wherever, you see Daniel Walker's name on a gig list. You've got a fucking seat. She's one of the funniest comics in Melbourne. Yeah, follow her on Facebook with your Facebook. I don't, I haven't made one yet.

Oh, Danielle, you're gonna get this. You can just add me as a friend if you want. Oh, you don't want? You don't want to love that. Don't tell me we need to. You got to Twitter? That's funny. Yeah, I got to Twitter? Yeah, I got a Twitter. Yeah, follow her on Twitter, watch her Twitter.

Dan's cool, okay. It's a person who's out to make a career. Every avenue. Yes, I do still have a hot mallocke. I sent it to all my business partners. Could I mention that Facebook message we got today talking about? Yes, please. But do follow Danielle. Find out.

She'll let you know about events and stuff on her Twitter. She's so good. She's one of our favorite comments. She's so good. And she's the best to talk about as if she's not in the room. She's real good. She is a cat's mother mark. So we got this photo today from, we've

mentioned before in the past, tell we have people from different parts of the world thinking we're an old sexy lady and messaging us inappropriate things or men's. Could Daniel read out what he sent to us and you read out the responses? Well I'll just start with, he said, well his first name is Usama and he's just sent us a picture of his hard erect penis. And it's a bit funky, the penis, just with the record. It looks like a Hungarian salami

where you've tried to peel the paper off and it hasn't quite come off. There's a bit of a white stock to it. That's a very good analogy. It's a dark red to the same color. So he sent that penis picture and then about three days later, he sent this message. He said, Hi, pussy pick send me. And then what did you guys say?

Zach responded. I responded with no thank you. And then he said, OK. LAUGHTER And I just tried to do that. Thank you. And then he said, OK. We're not just trying to do that. We're not trying to do that. See you. Thank you. Bye, guys.

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