Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 163 - Aunty Donna Breaking Down Every Available Capt’n Snooze Ad Available On YouTube

Episode Date: August 27, 2019

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planet broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Good morning, welcome. To that anti-donna podcast. Sorry. It's fine, cut me off. But I just thought you were saying good morning. I was going to use that.

No, no, no, no, no. No, I don't want to do this anymore. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm done. no, no. You start. No, I don't want to do this anymore. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done with podcasting. I was just trying to get the energy up. I know we're a little de-energized this morning,

but I was just trying to get it up. You tried and you afailed what you've done is offended me. You. But have I offended Broden? No, I can't get offended. Really? No. Wow. I'm your skin that thick. I'm just here for fun. And you can't get offended. Really? No? Wow, I'm your skin that thick. I'm just here for fun, and you can't upset me.

I can tell your skin is that thick, by the way, you look. You're a fucking counter. Well, then, well, wait a second. They genuinely hurt. Hey, yeah, so would you argue that you've just got offended? Just now. Just then. I'm offended.

Because Broden, that sentence didn't make any sense. Yeah. And a thick skin person would look no different to a thin skin person just slightly less translucent. Yeah. Yeah. They'd have a thicker skin. Well athletes get tested by their skin folds.

That's how you know if someone's fat is their skin folds. So you would have thicker skin. If you were overweight, yeah, you know, you can't fold a piece of skin in half more than seven times. There's paper. Oh, you're thinking of the paper man from cabado. Oh, anyway, I'm, I don't want to, I've been offended as has Broden for a different reason. Broden's been offended. You've been offended.

The only person who isn't, that hasn't been offended is me because I think of myself as the Ricky Gervais of the group in what way. I don't care about PC culture. I'll go out to offend. I'll say whatever I need in the pursuit of a joke. Yeah.

I guess I'm more of the Steve Merchant, the like the smart handsome one. I'm Michael Jordan. Yeah. Brodyns the Michael Jordan of the Ricky Gervais podcast. You're the Steve Merchant. And then I guess Tom is the Carl Pilkington. Tom's nodding.

You can't see that, obviously. But look, I'm done. I don't wanna do this podcast anymore. I'm gonna go into my home. That's just over here. Okay. He lives across the road from our office in a panel beta. Me and Broding can carry this for the next 45.

If that's, I just got a mattress in an old panel beta. Is it a koala mattress? Congratulations. I didn't even say whether it was on later. Is it a koala mattress? Congratulations. I didn't even say whether it was on it. But if it was, congratulations. It is. I mean, just for, because we're not sponsored by them, I'd like to say, I hope it's a 40

wings mattress. Or a snooze mattress. You're captain snooze. I got a different brand mattress. It's like a koala mattress, but it was cheaper. But just as nice, I think it's called eco or something. On another note, I love how Captain snooze, like Captain snooze, that's a silly name.

That's a silly name for a sophisticated bedding brand. We're gonna drop the captain, it'll just be snooze. So for anyone overseas, Captain snooze was an Australian bedding, I think even particularly Melbourne bed company, and they were called Captain snooze was an Australian bedding, I think even particularly Melbourne, bed company. And they were called Captain Snooze and they had a mascot who was a committee called Rod Quontoc, an older comedian. I had a little beard skinny little man with a beard lived through the 60s, quite the hippie,

you would say. Very cool. Very cool. And he was Captain Snooze. He was their man. Yeah. He toned down the political comedy and did mostly bed-related gear for the ads.

Yeah, terrible captain. He did not captain that ship through the name change. He was always sleeping. And he had a dragon alcohol problem. Captain snooze. Yeah, not Rodquan talk. No, not Rodquan talk, no, the character captain snooze. Yeah, not rugquantok. No, not rugquantok, the character. The character captain snooze, we're not.

We're not here to libel, greats of the comedy scene. Anyway, I've got my koala mattress in my panel beta. Shut up, shut up. Shut up. So this is why he leaves, because we say shut up. That's something that I'm offended in.

Shut up. Shut up. I call it mishag and wags. It's time for an ad He ha for the captain's news free Bar for the huge range of in a spring Sweet kids bedroom furniture All sun for beds at the captain's guaranteed lowest price and we'll reward you with a free flat sheet Finitie And we all reward you with a free flat sheet finishing come on Come on cases plus a cup of it. We're gonna free bands at souls

Yeah, so gone down to the captain's new three London but hands are captain's news service advice and the right price Oh, I loved that that's yeah, that's that's quite a that that is an ad for our podcast for our Podcasts that's a nice sponsor captain's news. There's a couple of things about that ad is like one He's he's whipping himself, flagellating, which is very full on. Yeah, I think he's whipping. I didn't hear any farts. What?

No, you're thinking of flat chillants. Flat chillants. Two, two, something's going on. Someone's doing something awful. Addonkey, you weren't watching going on, someone's doing something awful, donky. You weren't watching the ad, were you? Well, I heard it. You were listening. Uh, audible.

So you just assume when you hear whipping in a cowboy, you just assume your go-to assumption is that he's whipping his own back like an extreme member of the Catholic Church. Uh-huh. And that he's fucking a donkey. Well, I didn't say fucking a donkey, but that was your assumption. That was my assumption. And then the gunfire would just be,

I guess, every time he's feeling pleasure. Broden, you saw the ad. What was Captain Snooze actually doing? How close did I get? He was writing a couch. Like he was pretending to fold out couch was a horsey. So the couch makes donkey like sense. Mark, this ad is from the 90s, okay. The ad you all pull into the 90s. Yeah, absolutely. Wouldn't have gotten through the television code of conduct. It wouldn't have been allowed on television.

The 90s was a very different time. Yeah, and I'll tell you what, it was much more conservative. They didn't like the film Dogma. Let alone an ad for Captain the Snooze involving self-flatulation and sex with an animal. Have you seen John Woo's debut American film Face Off? Do you know if I'm in fact I haven't. Well, very similar kind of stuff going on in that film.

So that's the commercial for Captain Snooze from the mid 90s. Let's have a look at what the mid 80s for Captain Snooze brought us. Now just so everyone's at home, Broden and I can see the images. Now obviously you and Mark can see the images. Now obviously you and Mark Bonato can't. This is the second ad for Captain Snooze. Ever.

What do you think is happening visually? Yeah. And Mark is along there with you. He can't see the image. Broden, myself and Tom can. Okay, here we go. Hi, I'm the Grand Blunder. Looker like winner. Captain Snooze, Condon Edelquilt, here we go. Hi, I'm the Grand Blunder. Look alike winner.

Captain snooze, continental quilts. They're great. The feeling is, well, if you ever put your foot in a gumboot full of warm say-go, and they're light, bed-making's a breeze, and if Christmas has hit you in the hip pocket, the captain has got a special on continental quilts. And what's a quilt without a quilt cover? The captain's got heaps, all the best brands including Sheridan and his own, so see the captain for a cozy continental quilt.

That's the second ad. Yeah, so if you're just tuning in, we are playing Captain's News commercials for Mark Benano. Now everyone in the studio can see the commercial except for Mark and obviously you at home. So we want to know what you saw and we want to know what Mark saw. Coliseum 179 5547812. Well the Coliseum let us know what you thought you saw. The thing that rang very obvious to me was that so there was an alarm bell that went off, right? And I reckon that was the alarm bell of Captain snooze's life going off. It was like wake up your life is a mess

Because then his speech was quite slurred quite broken things more literal, right? So What do you think he was standing on? Well, I think he was the way I saw that was that because this speech was a little slurred, a little broken. Obviously, he's been in some sort of car accident. Okay. And I imagine that he's whether you see the car, he's definitely bleeding from the head. Okay. During that ad. Okay. So, no. No, no, no. Off. How far off?

Pretty far off. Yeah. So, this is a Captain Snooze commercial. Was wearing a leather jacket? No, no, no. So, what is he's wearing pajamas? Oh, he's wearing pajamas and a little pajama hat. Like a sleeping cap.

Right. And he was actually standing on a bed. So, then he was talking, so you know how he was talking about beds and quilt covers that sort of thing You could see the quilt covers he was describing if you're just churning it now You're listening to the niches podcast we've made yet. This is Anti-donna breaking down every available captain snooze Zack dropped his mic Every available captain snooze commercial available

on YouTube. I can't see the ads. So I'm only interpreting them via audio waves. It's a bit of a game we're playing. Tom, Broden, myself. We can see the ads. We're looking at them on a screen, but Mark, he's just listening like you at home and he's trying to interpret it.

If you have theories about what's happening visually, give us a call, 179-812-12. We received an email the other day from a mental man saying that he was upset that we watched porn for about 10 minutes on a podcast. This is our response to that. Yeah, we wanted to tone it down just a little. Anyway, no more of that, Ethan and Jeff and... Are you ready for the third one? I am.

So I wasn't... So how close have I gotten out of 10? You just need to think more betting. More betting. So he's a, he's a, of course, captain snooze. Listen to what he's saying. Is that free linen deal still on? I know, that's from 1984.

Yeah, so. If it is still on, it would be the longest- It would be the longest running promotion by any company. I dare to book a world record. I dare to a price match. So I might go into a there's. Is that not a shoe store? No, I don't think so.

You're thinking of platypus. Yeah, you're thinking of hype DC. Did you just not say platypus? I said, adair. Adair's luxury betting home-wrested furniture and kids. They sell luxury betting, home-wrested furniture and kids. They sell children.

Do we wanna just read out the email that we got that has led to this podcast? I don't think I think don't give that person oxygen. I know I did. All right. I know I did. For suffice to say someone was upset that we just listened to pornos for 10 minutes and they felt so Agree- Agree- Agree-

Yeah, I've emerged ag grigest engraved. Agrieved? Agrigest? I'm feeling it. There is one line though that was very nice. Yeah. That I just want to read verbatim. Mark, don't read it.

It was just, don't read it. Don't read it. I don't think of this person oxygen. No, I really look... Seriously. It's high anti-donaboy's. That's how it's done. You're reading it.

That's not. I'm reading it. I'm reading it. We cultivate a culture of positivity in the anti-donna boys. That's how it's done. You're reading it. I'm reading it. I'm reading it. We cultivate a culture of positivity in the anti-donna fandom. And when we read emails like this, we encourage negative. This is when we were number seven on Spotify. We were. We were. And after this podcast, we plummeted. Is what some people said. And this person whose name won't be mentioned said this.

I'd like to thank you for publishing. So it starts very positive. Stop it, ma'am. But it starts very positive, because all I'm saying is they're saying this particular podcast, like did they listen to episodes 20 through 80? I don't know. Because if you don't know, they don't mention what they've listened to. This could have been the first and only podcast they've ever listened to, because they were

searching through the Spotify playlist. I want to say to our listener, right now, I want to talk to you. And I know that you're hearing that we respond to negativity right now, but we don't. You send us a positive email, we're reading that. We'll only engage with it if you are on a really special, special tier of fuck with. Yeah. Like, you're all gonna go, I'm gonna try and be fucking crazy and send him an email.

But you aren't on the level that some fucked cunts out there are on. You can't, it's not like, you know, you can try and play basketball but you're never gonna be Michael Jordan. No. And you'll never get to this conceder of fuck wittery. So, what, do you want me to read it with the spelling mistake?

I don't want you to read it. He said, I'd like to thank you for publishing your worst podcast I've heard so far. That's what they said. And that's absurd because... There's so much worse. There's one way how we spoke Italian for 15 minutes. This is a podcast. This is a podcast where we haven't missed a week in three fucking years.

What are the chances that 50% are good? Apparently, this person's, they think of us quite highly, and they have quite high expectations. Well, I thank them for that. Not only did you send five minutes ago talking about a cock, so I think what they're saying there is not only did you spend five minutes, the ago, I don't know where that's, but, is that a compliment?

Not yet, the compliment comes after this sentence. Not only did you send five minutes ago, spend five minutes talking about a cock testing, resting on Mark's face, you also spent like 10 minutes watching a porno. Which sounds like a fantastic half hour's time for me. I mean, and they relate, it's not like those two things are completely unrelated.

Like obviously, you're talking about a cock testing on someone's face. It's going to lead to porn, aren't. Am I right or am I right? I think you just said testing on someone's face. That's what he wrote. It's quite right, yeah. It's quite exciting. That's what they wrote.

But then they completely change their tone. Because then they're just like, you make me very glad for recommending this to my sister. No regrets there whatsoever. Which is kind. Do you maybe sense a slight sarcasm there? Yeah, there's something, it's a little trick we employ in the comedy industry called irony. Well, maybe. Is that ironic?

No, it's sarcastic. He's going to miss them. I was going to sort of go irony. Well, maybe. Is that ironic? No, it's sarcastic. He was going to miss them. I was going to sort of go irony. Yeah. Sarcasm. Pathos. Pathos.

Have you ever heard of a compliment sandwich? Yeah. Well, I'll tell you about that right after this break. And we're back from the compliment sandwich break. A captain's news. We consider the Joneses here a regular customers because every five to ten years they update their old bed for a brand new bed

from Captain's News where they can choose from famous name brands like Silly Simmons and Sleekmaker. Right, Mr Jones? Mr Jones! Oh, thank goodness. You know, we never lose a customer at Captain snooze. You're Steve better with Captain snooze. If you're just tuning in, we are playing a little game. We are playing ads from Captain snooze, the Rod Quonzer Akira. We've got on one side of this studio Tom, Brodyd and myself,

we can see the commercial on the other side of the studio. Mark Benano cannot see a thing. He, like you, can only hear. He's guessing what is happening visually in the commercial. We're telling him if he's right or wrong. If you have a guest, give us a call, 1-7. Okay. So my guess there is that Mr. John was probably some sort of sex pest or intruder into Rod Quantox home. Okay. And...

Firstly, what do you think that was sitting on? I mean, if they're in Rod Quentock's house, it's one of two things, right? Makes sense if he was on his couch, because that's where a lot of sitting is done. I mean, where do you do a lot of your sitting? I'm my couch, yeah, but there are a few clues. There are a few clues in the previous ads, in the product that they sell it, Captain

News news. Which is beds, by the way, beds. So there are a few hints. So yes, my assumption normally without any other evidence would be a catch, but let's unpick it a little further, Mark. What time of year is it? You can't see. I'm going to give you a bit more information.

It's a film set, so it's a black background. There's the one product that's sitting on. Yep. So, you know, Con Talk as Captain Snooze is dressed in pajamas for the sleep. He was dressed in pajamas in the last ad as well, which I find fascinating. I think that's the costume. Right. And does he have a night cap?

Yep. He does. That is a part of it. That's how the uniform is. I think that's the costume right and does he have a night cap? Yeah He does that is a part of that is a That's now put the pieces the mark for the set just for clarity You know in the matrix. Yes when they need lots of guns and they go to Neos house. Yeah, and and Neos house is just white no floor no wall no roof. It's just white. Yes I want you to imagine a similar is just white, no floor, no wall, no roof, it's just white. Yes. I want you to imagine a similar situation, but black. That is what, this is the space that Captain Snooze

exists in this commercial. With the, and are there the rows upon rows of firearms? If he needed them, I'm sure he could request them from Cypher. Right, right. We're done, would you let? If he needed them, I'm sure he could request them from Cypher. Right. Right. Would you say that Captain Snooze is the neo of his universe? Of his universe?

Of the Captain Snooze universe? I would say if you had to pick, he is. In many ways, he is the Christ figure of the story. Right. He is the he's the Christ figure of the story right and would Zion in this instance would Zion be like the the captain snooze in Craig even I would say any of the captain snoozes our Fuck with you for a second. Yeah, what is what is captain snooze so I? Mean sleep exactly what is everyone in the matrix doing having a sleep?

Wow That's amazing a lot of people talk about the number one influence for the matrix was the 1994-5 anime ghost in the shell Mm-hmm, you can see a lot of similarities. It's about people being connected to a network It's about the relationship between man and machine Not enough conversation in my opinion About the links between the Wachowski's 1999 hit film Patrice and

The 80s and 90s commercials for captain snooze what Rod Quantos. A further piece of evidence, the Matrix episode two and number three was shot where? In the same... The same in Sydney. In the same... In Australia. And you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Frank's thing. No, no, no. She's got a Fox studio. Oh, right. And now I'm used by Disney for a fact. Yeah.

And now the piece of evidence. And now the completely different piece of evidence. The first Matrix film in the trilogy. Where was it filmed? In Sydney. In Sydney. Sydney. So interesting that both the second and the third Matrix film

and the first Matrix film. Why wasn't sure about the first Matrix film? Well, these are two different pieces of evidence. That the second and the third and the first were filmed in Sydney. So did they go back and film the first one in Sydney? They did, they did, they are retconned. That's incredible. So and Rod Quantock plays

Morpheus no captain captain. He plays cat. It's so Morpheus Morpheus is yet God figure mm-hmm. Okay. What was the name? Is it the aura couple in that ad? Mr. John miss you want to go about we'll play it one month. All right. This is the 1995 Wow You want to go about, we'll play it one month soon. All right, this is the 1995... Mrs. Okay. Wow. At Captain snooze, we consider the Joneses here are regular customers because every five to ten years, they update their old bed for a brand new bed from Captain snooze,

where they can choose from famous daydreams like silly Simmons and St. John's making a lot of fuss. Mr. Jones? Mr. Jones? Oh, he was just having a nap. You know, we never lose a customer at Captain snooze. The joke about that. You're Steve better with Captain snooze. Right, so Mr John, what does that say? Mr Jones.

Mr Jones. John's. John's put an E in there. John and you're on the right track. Mr A. John. Mr John E's. Mr Jones. And you're on the right track. Mr. A. John. Mr. John E's. Mr. John's. Can you raise the John Pardon?

Can you raise? I can, so when I see a word, when I drive past the hungry jack sign, I go, that's a big Donald's. Moving along. So moving along, moving along from this silly business to the main point of this podcast, which is Mr. Jones is a morpheus type figure. Yes, that makes sense. Captain snooze is the Christ figure and Mrs. Jones, Mr. Jones' wife in this situation

sort of plays the role of Trinity. The Trinity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who plays the twin brothers with dreadlocks? That's not until the later Captain Snow's ads. Oh, right. And it's time for the 1996, are you guys over this yet? It's bit, this may trick's bit. No, no, no, the Captain's Snow's ads.

Well, I just want it, but it is it is pretty obvious that there are very clear ties to the narratives in the Matrix and the Captain snooze ads and I think we've uncovered something here that maybe a lot of people haven't really thought of it. Maybe I'll go on internet movie database and leave this as a bit of trivia. Do you know? movie data based and leave this as a bit of trivia. Do you know, or someone with an official... Capacity to do that could. Interesting fact about the Matrix, they reused certain sets from the film Dark City.

This was quite a low budget shoot for a Hollywood film. They reused sets from Dark City. That's known, that's a known factor. Okay. What isn't known? Sorry, my phone did just go off very unprofessional. Do you want to answer that you may have made me do that? Oh, no.

No, no, no. Was that a bad joke? You never know. I don't want to answer. I don't want to answer. As an actor, you should always answer private numbers because you never know when it's Mr. Hollywood calling. LAUGHTER And Zach, if you've just missed a phone call from Mr. Hollywood, you potentially have missed

your chance to be cast in a major feature film. You don't think I don't know all of Mr. Hollywood's numbers? I scour through the Hollywood Reporter and I write down every number and I put Mr. Hollywood question mark in my phone. Okay, all right. I know who Mr. Hollywood is. Are you ready for the next step? Yeah, but I was making a point.

What was the point I was making? It was about Mr. Hollywood. No, it was before Mr. Hollywood. I was about when you get a call from a private number, you should always answer it because you never know whether you've made it or not and it could be Mr. Hollywood. No, it was before the private number.

It was severe debt and it was the debt collector calling. No, it was before the debt collector calling. Captain snoo severe debt and it was the debt collector calling. No, it was before the debt collector calling. Um, was it a... Captain snooze that. Captain snooze, you were talking about Captain snooze. Ah, so they reuse sets from... Here's the thing, I didn't know what the punchline was. So I could have used that as a day out.

And that's what I was giving you. And you come back. I was like, if I start talking about, surely, if I start talking about the Matrix and the 1996 Alex Pryos film Dark City surely a great punish line will come to me about halfway through fun fact It didn't something about captain snooze. Let's play the next captain so that oh the beds the beds in the matrix We'll reuse from captain's shut up shut up Shut up shut up it's Mark just ready to throw an audience shut up clarity it's Captain snooze not Captain Seuss shut up I mean Mark say Captain

Seuss shut up play that Captain Seuss shut up shut up shut up at the Captain Seuss winter carn you're paid absolutely nothing for six months on Australia's biggest range of quality beds and bedroom furniture. No deposit, no interest, no payments for six months, for your free interest free at the captain's do's winter carnival! Oh wow. So that's clearly, clearly set at some sort of mark and everyone at home, I wish you could see the choice of font for winter carnival.

I wish. Does the typeface have little circles in it? Just out of curiosity. Little dots? Round be? Yeah. You knew it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Doesn't surprise me. Because marks are font, not I'm a little, I'm a little, well, typeface. Correct terminology is typeface. So there was a 15. For anyone who works in the TVC industry, television commercial industry, you know, there's 15 and 30s. That's a 15, so that's a type 15. Yeah, right, right, right, right.

15 is a 30 version. There'd be a 30. Yeah, there'd be a 30 out there. If you want to be a minute for cinema. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So in contact, he went out to a captain's snooze and they shot probably three or four ads in a day Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's interesting about this winter carnival captain snooze ad

There's no captain snooze to be seen well. I didn't get to guess that all right So now my whole interpretation of what I guess it was a bunch of winter carnival A people dancing around a bed winter see I didn't even so I didn't even hear winter carnival Listen again people dancing around a bed? Winter see, I didn't even hear Winter Cal over a car number. Well let's listen again. At the captain's do's Winter car number, it's not the bad end. It's not the bad end. Nothing for six months on Australia's biggest range of quality

beds and bedroom furniture. Wow. No interest, no payments for six months. The old free interest free. At the captain's do's Winter car number. Oh, fuck, I'm going to the captain's do's. Can I just say? That's a really red hot deal.

As someone who has shot a few ads, not a great deal, but a few ads in their time, and met like the older people working on ads, particularly like the older ladies. What's she gonna add from the mid 90s? Makes me imagine them younger, just being like, oh, Dale, we'll put some balloons in there. Yeah.

Oh, Dale, oh, Rob, Quanto, I should go see at the comedy festival. There's not a lot of, there's not a lot of connections there in that film between the Matrix and Captain the Snooze. So that does, I think it's a different. Go on.

Okay, thank you. Thank you for the floor. Thank you for the floor. Now in the Matrix, there is a scene in the matrix, there's a couple of scenes. There is a matrix. The matrix two, they go to Zion and they have a big sex party. Oh yeah, that is kind of Harlow.

Which is very kind of Harlow. Ask, where do you think they got that idea from? The sex party. The only connection I saw is, you know, when Mr. Smith grabs Morpheus's head and he says, you'll pay nothing for six months. There's six months before you have to stop. Interest free, you're just free.

So my theory, and it's just a working theory, and I want to develop this further. The Wichowski's got the funding. Is it bound? Is that the film they made? I made tricks. No, they made a film before the matrix. Speed Racer. No, that was after the matrix. It was the lesbian thriller.

Anyway, so they made that thriller. They got the confidence of the studio. The studio said, okay, we've got the confidence, we've seen the storyboards. Here's $70 million, but they hadn't written a script and no one had noticed. They got to Sydney. They landed in Sydney, they got to Fox Studios, they were already pilfering the sets of Dark City to shoot the next two movies. To shoot all the movies. To shoot the second and the third and then eventually the first.

They were putting it all together and the Wichowski is leaned into each other and they said Fuck we don't have a film and then they sat down in front of a television screen They sat down they chucked on the tally and what did they see they saw Rod Quanto Sitting on a bed with two old people and they thought will heck All right, but you have one more ad to play. Alright. Now Mark, you need to guess from this Captain snooze ad. Yep. What scene from the Matrix had eventually became? If you're just tuning in, Mark is not looking at the screen.

Broden, common myself, are playing scenes from Captain Snooze and Mark is trying to work out. Scenes or ads. We're seeing from the Captain Snooze saga. And Mark is trying to work out how it ended up in the Matrix. All right, here's the last ad. Good luck, Mark.

Thank you. The major thing is that the system is our enemy. When you're inside, you look around. What do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters, the very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. We have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged, and many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect. This is John. Are you listening to me, Neo?

What were you looking at the woman in the red dress? I was looking at her. Right. And then that's when Captain Snooze reveals himself. Yes. Yes. So it, so that's, was that a 30? That was a TBC 45. TBC 45.

So it feels like they're in a Captain Snooze store. That was a TVC 45. TVC 45. So it feels like they're in a captain's news store. That's what it sounds like to me. Okay, yeah. And sitting on, I've learned a bed. Okay, no, yeah. And Mrs. Jones, as opposed to Mr. Jones coming in, so this is a sequel or a prequel to the previous captain's news ad.

And I think it's based on the scene in the Matrix where you brought it up before at the sex party. You remember the bit where after Neo and Trinity fuck and then they slowly put on pajamas and her night hat and then lie down onto their bed. And they go, and they look each other and go springy. And they go, oh, yeah. And they're like, it's been five years, we should upgrade our mattress at Captain Snooze. And then Neo looks to the camera. Yeah.

And he says, we've got a deal at Captain Snooze. Yes, yeah. That's seen in the middle of the matrix reloaded. Yeah. We've got a deal at Captain Snooze, we've got a deal of cap to the snooze. Got a, you buy a dooner and we'll give you a free dooner cover, quilt and pillowcases. Yes, that's seen.

I've got it here, I've actually got it here. Oh great. Do you want to see it? Yes. This is from the matrix red light. Yeah, I've reloaded it. Related, reloaded, reloaded. I would love to hear it.

Captain snooze is having a truckload sale. I know choices are so long, you think I'll be in spell off the bank of a you know what! This guaranteed life price is unceilied! Savor load on sleepmaker! And the stacks of savings on slumber land! Plus, Captain snooze have the biggest range of brass bands with prices at a... Adam! We'll even pick up and get rid of the real bad free!

And don't forget to ask about our free delivery in after hours for your free service! Right! Captain snooze, service advice and the ride prize. That was just before they went back into the matrix. Yeah, that scene happens right after Neo visits the architect, right? No, this is in the real world. Oh, of course, God, I get them so muddled up. I really see it as one film.

Yeah, it is one film. Yeah, it is one film. Yeah, film one is act one. Well, that's been this week's podcast. Please don't email us. Just, we don't really check the email that much. It's really a coincidence when we see it. But when you get a reverse compliment sandwich, email like that, because it does go on to then

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punchline was obvious Kisses Kisses. So, if you want to play your version of Captain Snooze, guess what, he's sitting on at home. And also how it's linked to the Matrix. You shouldn't do it. Get online. Get a Macbook or a PC or any computer can find it. You're doing any phone now.

They've got a YouTube app. And YouTube search Captain snooze and you can find some of the funnest TV commercials and links to the matrix at home with your family. Play that with you. Isn't that beautiful? I don't want to do this podcast. But you've been doing it. Here's a funny little twist.

Yeah. Guess what? You've just done the podcast. And what a great fucking punchline. We'll catch you next week on the Antidon and podcast where we now delve deep to, and it is only, Kevin's news is only Victoria. Yeah, good, good. Good.

I don't care. We'll catch you next week. Same thing. It's not Australia what? It's just a footscrap thing, I think. No, there was one in Jolong. I remember there was one like... There were everywhere. ...tween my home and the cities.

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