Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 166 - Charlie Bonanno's Unedited Pirate Adventure

Episode Date: September 17, 2019

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. So yeah, when you're using the mic, Dad, just have it as close to your mouth as possible. Can you hear yourself? Hello, hello, hello. Yeah, it's a good. Yeah, great. So what we're thinking of doing was maybe doing like a

like a crazy character adventure where the Zach Broden and I and even Tom if he wants to get involved play like silly characters. Okay. Yeah. How you comfortable with that? Well, just see what the outcome is. We'll see what the outcome is. Yeah, I don't know. You could be bad. We're going to find out out where you're going to be.

But just to be clear, unless you want to, you don't have to play a character. Well, like I said, we'll see. I'll play along with it, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You do whatever you want, whatever's going to make you comfortable. Okay. If at any time you need to

pull out or if you say something racist about Greek people We can cut that out Do you want to do it like a safe word? Yeah, very safe. Do you want to say like? Do you want to say like do you have a word that like if you're confused you just say that and then we're like? I'm not too sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah yeah, like, yeah, yeah, you think of one. Well, like, I'd like something like banana Rama. Right. So you just say banana Rama. Banana Rama.

Whenever you're feeling uncomfortable, I'm like, I'm going too far or too weird. Okay. I'm good for it. Yeah, say banana Rama will stop, assess what's going on. Okay. And then keep your speed. Okay. And then, Amy, keep your speed.

Okay. Is that okay? We'll go ahead with what happens. But yeah, yeah, yeah. But anytime you need us to just talk you through it or anything. Okay. Just stop and let us know. All right.

But I did want to touch earlier on, because we had, I told you how we did the wrestling. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We had the wrestler on the guy who beat us up, we had him on the podcast the other day. And he was saying that we were having an argument about our all-mackage the same, or I'm not the same. Oh, okay. What were you saying about your experience with the McAfees? Well The places that I've been like the coffees have been sort of different from one macato another Yeah, right, right and some of them have just been fantastic and I'm off told them it's a good coffee

You know it but some of them just walk away done bother with it. Yeah, well when they're bad do you tell them? No, I don't I just walk away because I can't be bothered That yeah, yeah, yeah, well that's not in your nature. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but when it's a good way not tell them Yeah, yeah, yeah, and there's toasties as well. You were saying while the tasty sometimes it cheeses too melted right then To the bread and it's hot you can't even eat it. Yeah It's just a big mess sometimes not even melted need it. Yeah. Sometimes it's just a big mess. Sometimes not even melted. Well that's right and sometimes not even toasted properly. Right right right. Yeah you've got to find that that nice little and you do find it. So we just we weren't quite hard at Gino GC Gambino and we were saying

that's the rest of the day. Yeah yeah yeah. We were saying no every McDonald's is the same there's no and he was quite Insistant that it was no that's a lot of bullshit. I'm telling you now. So we're wrong. Geno juice again I'm a very experienced McDonald customer. I'm telling you right now I've experienced everything Mac is I'm talking about yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, right. You're not, I mean, but you've experienced a lot in even just outside of McDonald's. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, McDonald's isn't your only lived experience.

No, no, but the restaurant's about that. You've been, how many, you've been the restaurant? Obviously, everybody has. Well, that's true. To a degree. To a degree. McDonald's is technically a restaurant. It is a hamburger, a family restaurant. They do hamburger. is technically a restaurant. It is a hamburger family restaurant

They do him take a train of restaurant a chain of rich just for clarity you think other restaurants apart from the Donald's well Of course I have yes, I have top five restaurants top five restaurants Well in Long Island strip is Brunettes. Oh, that's that's a top Tomatoes you know what I love all this, it's just offline. I go straight Isn't it? No, Brunetti's on I say pretty is or Brunetti's Brunetti's Brunetti's yeah, yeah I love to get myself a coffee and maybe a sweet from Brunetti and sneak it up into the Nova Well, you really can't go wrong with it. No, no, it's got like a hazelnutty. They're very good coffee

Yeah, yeah, very it's a very very good fish run. Yeah. Yeah That's number five. What? I can't remember if you don't know why we would have had a lot of poor kidders. Yeah, I've been there a couple of times, I'm sort of backed off because it's just a simple dish. Yeah, there's nothing fancy about it. Is that authentic Italian? Sorry. Is that authentic Italian? I think so it is, you know, because everybody's in there now. All the wugs.

Can I say that? You can say wugs, yeah. Absolutely. We'll be put in. I can't say wugs. Yeah, we have the wag card where we can say wag as much as we want. And I do. Okay, fear enough.

There's too many wogs in there. There's too many wogs in there. I see that right. When you go to a restaurant, you don't want to be surrounded by other wogs. Is that right? You want to go to a nice normal place like Brunetti's. Yeah, yeah. Well, there's only one wog grid.

There's only one wagry Yeah, you know, I'm welcome walk welcome walk you can start getting yourself in the trouble Oh, sorry, no, no, no, no, should we start the adventure? I think we should start the adventure definitely Charlie start recording now where should we will start recording now? Where should we travel to? definitely shall start recording now. Where should we start recording now? Where should we travel to? overseas. Okay. Over the seven seas. Yeah. And what are we trying to get something like treasure or something? What could we be getting? I wouldn't be looking for. I don't know. What are you after? What kind of treasure are after? Oh, something that makes me feel good inside. Food, right? That's a bit of a treasure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Food can be a treasure, absolutely. Maybe we're looking for a consistent McDonald's. Yes, yes, that we can work. That would work, if they don't. Yeah, I think we can sort of. Yeah, we can make that work. That would. All right.

Remember what's the safe word? By down the nut, Rana. Yeah, yeah. So anytime you're confused, you just say that. OK. And we'll pull out and then, Rana. Yeah, yeah. So anytime you're confused, you just say that. Okay. And we'll pull out and then break things down. Don't be afraid to use that word.

Okay. All right. It just means what's going on and we'll get a good one. Yeah. Yeah. All right. You guys are good. Yeah, yeah, we're good.

So, uh, you ready to start recording? Yeah, let's hit it. All right. Ah! Oh! Oh! My name is pirate Pete, and I'm a pirate looking for treasure. And I am pirate Sam.

I travel the seas looking for the most beautiful treasure. A consistent McDonald's. Yeah. I'm, I'm, I'm Sparrow McMunkey. I'm a, uh, uh, uh, a, uh, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, aairin, and what's your name, Buckenair? Charlie. Charlie. Very good, Charlie. And what are you? Are you a pirate? Not Jedi, I'm not yet a monk. Not yet?

No, you're not a pirate. You're the father of Mark. But today, you will be challenged on the Seven Seas. And maybe you too will be recruited into the pirate fold. Wait, and yes, because are you not a pirate yet because you haven't been initiated? I haven't. No. Will I be today?

Oh well, we hope so. We hope so, Charlie, because we need, we're looking for a new captain. What? What? We're looking for banana Rama captain. What? We're looking for banana Rama. We killed the last captain. I sent him over the ship because that's what we do to captains. Do you want to be the next captain?

I love to be the next captain. What are your skills? Well, I'm a rigour, right? Well, that's part of being a captain from... What's a rigour? Well, a rigour is somebody that hooks up a lot of weight and climbs up a lot of ram, scaffolding... Oh, where have you worked?

Well, in construction of work, I've worked on the ram tunnel in the A-Sling. Oh, you did work on it? A Wicked on the D-Selks, I think. The D-Selped Plant, it was like that. Yeah, yeah, it was like that. I worked on the day cells. The desiled plant, one thing. Yes, yeah, one thing, yeah. I employed a lot of people from the lateral bifalias. My question to you, Charlie, is how will that help us

on the seven seas? Well, you're going to climb up the cells and all that. Yeah, the mass. The mass, yeah. And then that'll help you. You're right. Charlie, we got another issue. We got 17 butchered pigs here,

but they will not last the entire journey. Does you have a way to preserve them? Yes, I have. Put them on the salt and they'll last forever. Oh, the salt I've never heard of such a magic. Oh, salt's like a preservative, so you can... Oh, it cooks the meat, right? Now it just preserves it.

It's part... Right, what do you know about that? It doesn't kind of like... Doesn't the salt kind of like cook the meat in a sense? In the sense it does, and it preserves the meat as well. Right, yeah. So, what, how do you recommend actually salting the meat? I know you have experience with salami, is that a similar?

Yeah, well, it's cut the meat in portions and then just put them under salt. Really, that's it. That's it. That's what it is. Just a little dry up and just take all the salt off after, after two or three days and just hang them up. Arr! Arr! Arr!rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr jumps. 10 style jumps. We must see that you are physically strong enough to be a rigor captain. Yes I am strong enough. So the test is 10 style jumps. But down the ramp. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so you don't know because we're in the podcast you don't actually have to do this pretend the jumps So do you want to just pretend to do the jumps?

The jumps. Yeah, so start you know star jump like what you jump up and you clap your hands Yeah, so the so the first test is that we are just Seeing if you're physically strong enough to be the captain of of the just seeing if you're physically strong enough to be the captain of the ship. Right. Right. Yeah. And so what we need you to do is just 10 star jumps.

So you just need to pretend. So even just being like, oh, okay. And just, yeah, and clapping each time you do the jump. All right. Is that okay? This is very funny. You got it. We'll go back in.

You're killing it. All right, Charlie. Give me 10 star jumps. Okay, here we go. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. He passed the first test, but little does he know, I want to be the captain. And if he passes the second I will poison him. What- what- what you said that out loud?

You didn't hear that did you? No, not at all. Oh, I didn't hear it! It's all good! All right. The second test. The second test of Charlie to be captain Charlie, you have to declare your loyalty to the pirate tribe through the ancient pirate shanty. But that would be fine. Ah, okay.

Sorry. So I think, so the second test is, you need to do the C-shanty that declares your loyalty to the pirate ship. It's not a, that was just like a prompt for improvisation, but that's not actually a real shanty. No, but you want us to write you one quickly? Well, and then you can just read it. You can also just, we can get a karaoke song up and, you know, well. Yeah, so that can be the music and then yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so we'll get so we'll just write something up quick for you and then you just do it to them If you can find a song to go it to maybe like I am a pirate

I use my skills as a rigour and former salami maker skills as a rigiga and former Salami Maker. Skills as a Riga and former Salami Maker. To effectively create a well-working and well-running ship. Simple words, but that makes it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To create a well- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, to create a, um, well running, a well running ship. Yeah, with lots of food for the boys,

with lots of food, lots of food and love, I'm just going to add lots of food and love. Yum, yum food. Lots of yummy food, love. Yum yum food. Lots of yummy food and love for the boys. Yummy yummy food and yummy yummy love. Yum food for the boys. I think we should do the yummy for a little bit. I think that'll be yummy. So just a few more yummy yummies.

Yummy yummy yummy food and love I am very loyal to my pirate crew I Think this is should we just add on just right at the end just cuz that's the point in the song I am very loyal to my pirate crew yummy yummy. Yeah, so we've got this written down dad So you just have to and take it's going really well. It's really funny. It's really our audience will love this Oh, don't make this Don't make a story out of it. I've been making a story out of this

Yeah, you don't have to just just yeah, I'll be I'm loyal to my crew just just yeah oil I am loyal to my crew and just take your time and you can do pauses between sentence and I've got the karaoke to April Sun and Cuba by dragon okay when we're ready I just want to read it very first I am a pirate I use my skills as a rica and format so I'mctor to create a well-running ship with lots of yummy food for the boys. Yummy yummy yummy. I am loyal to my pirate cruise. That's a beautiful seashell thing. And if we move our hands like in a circle, that means sing it again. Just do it again like it's a course So we might get you to do it say it's

To If the screen goes dark just touch the screen and it'll come back up Or say banana Rama I'll say banana rummer and we can pause it So we'll play the music. I'll come back in you'll come back. Yeah, yeah, you're like I'll absolutely see I have a song prepared Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'll just go he's too scared or something then you come back in, you'll come back in, you're like, I will absolutely see, I have a song prepared. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'll just go, he's too scared of something, then you come back with that. But first we have to take an ad break.

So I'll come back and do an ad break, and then we'll do this. Okay, great. So because we make a fair bit of money off the podcast. Okay. And so now we just have to do an ad. We've been sponsored by Captain snooze, so we've just got to run one of the Captain snooze ads and then... We're doing really well here.

Yeah, you're doing great there, this is so fucking funny. Alright, so we're back. Alright, this is going well, but first, we have to cut to an ad. The baiting bargains are running out the door at the fabulous free baiting sale. And now we've Captain snooze. By any seely post-apedic mattress and base and you'll get free pillows, free sheets, a free contented product, free delivery and removal of your old made plus, we'll beat anyone else's price all the beds and so look free free, ration for the free-

Response by Captain snooze. Response by Captain snooze. Yeah, please. Oh, yeah. I thought you were going to have to say that we were-oze Respond slash anti-donna ah charler me thinks you don't have the knowledge or the wherewithal to do the pirate shanty of loyalty yes I do and I write something for you as a gas like this. I am a pirate. I use my skills as a rigor and a form in Salami maker to create a well-run ship. The blocks of yummy food for the boys.

Yummy, yummy, yummy. I am a royal loyal to my pirate cruise. Yeah. So it again. You just do one more time. Okay. I am a pirate. Yeah.

It is my skills as a rigor and a former salami maker to create a well-running ship with lots of food for the boys. Yummy, yummy, yummy. Play my loyal to my crew, to my private crew. Now just improvise. So improvise? Just make some stuff up.

Make some stuff up. I'm already on that theme. That's alright, it's alright. Even if you just say, just say a bunch of, just say yummy a bunch of times to the music and this is really yummy yummy yummy and I love being here at the time yeah that's great no you're doing great there No, no, that that was that was amazing I was so Taken the peace out of the oh This is what it's weird. It's an adventure podcast. Yeah, yeah, that was perfect

It's a song that's the job. Yeah, that was great. That, Dad. That was you doing so well. We're not taking the piss. We take the piss out of each other, but it's all in good fun. It's all in good fun. Yeah, yeah. All right, should we keep going? Yeah, you've got the third one. Oh, yes, all right. I'm right back.

All right, but then I've got to come up. I'll go close. Before you break another bit of water. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get you some water. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys just talked to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. It's going really well. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure It's going really well

I'm very nervous. How many podcasts have you done before? Just with the first one really of course. Yeah We've that been your first video and your first Oh, I don't know what happened with you guys Have you ever have you ever been have you ever been recognized in one of their shows? Oh, heaps of times. Yeah, I was just telling Mark to a Italian social club didn't I did a night? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and this has happened to be out four times now. Oh really? One of the guys has come up to me and

Says are you Mark's dad? I just come up to me and says, you mark that. It's on him. And he gets to be number one fan. He goes, no, I said This is a tells you community. Like having a deal of dance. What was Mark like growing up? I, I, it was good. It was sort of shaking a little bit.

Shhh, a little bit shaking. Still shaking. I remember the time when he was playing on the trampoline. Yeah. And he just absolutely jumped off it. And like, let it go. Yeah. And his brain disankles. Yeah. Yeah, and he just absolutely jumped off it and like Land and Spray into his ankles. Yeah, we're fairly realizing and was running around with a sprain in two bloody days two days

For two days he was running around. Yeah, yeah, I remember I remember landing I still remember very clearly landing and then going well It was like something felt a wrong, just something felt off. I was like, that's not usually how that feels, oh well, and then moved on. And yeah, yeah, it's broken my bone. That's really cool that you've been recognized. Outside, I've known, I knew that you got recognized at shows,

but that's cool. I've done two things. I've signed a book. Yeah, right. What book? I want to know what I've signed the book. Right? What book? I want to order what it was in the guy. You know what it was? It was the power of one. He signed the power of one.

I remember you showed me, which is like a, like one of our reference from our podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And a couple of times I pulled over, you know, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, to the match day, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How does Carmen feel about it when it happens? Ah, no, she feels good about it. It's just, um, she goes to me every time. You know, everybody around, I said, no, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know, everybody. So think that, I think that, uh, Homer Simpson says about being famous is he goes, it's great. Uh, everyone knows your name and you don't know theirs. That's how true is that. That is so true.

They know me, but I know that they're from Barsight. So when we jump back in, I'm going to try and poison you. And then I think the way to get around it is maybe you realize you smell the poison and you stab my character with your sword And I'll die and then I'll come in as a different character does that make sense? Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll go to give you the Let's go fruit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so he's gonna try and poison you you smell it and then you just go in see like you you if you you

That you've poisoned me, you dog. And then say, I've got a knife or I've got a sword or whatever weapon you want. So that can be a scab, what's in like a scythe. Yeah, yeah, just a broad sword. And then you stab him, not really, but you go, yeah. And then I'm, I'll pretend to die. And then I'll, I'll take it from there.

Okay, so. Yeah, but we'll tell you through it. So are you all right to get Mad at Zach and swear at him and stuff? Is that okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we just have a practice? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's practice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. So. Because I know what to expect. And improv is good. Yeah, that's right. It's hard. Because this is what we do is we just, we make it up as we go. And I know it can be quite confronting. You know what's going on. I don't know what to expect. And improv is good. Yeah, that's right. Because this is what we do is we just, we make it up as we go.

And I know it can be quite confronting. You know what's going on. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, well, you'd be surprised how much we don't know what's going on. It's the thing that you need to understand is that we don't know what's going on either. But so do I give that the third test? Or well, there's a couple of options. This could be the third test. This could be the third test? Or, well, there's a couple of options, this could be the third test.

This could be the third test, right? I think all you can throw in the third test after he kills me. So it's up to you. If it's possible as well, would you be able to mention Captain Snooze when you're yelling at him? Oh, okay.

Yeah, if you just, we have to do that for the sponsors. Yeah, yeah, that's fine, that's fine. So just say like, more you're an effing dog, I wish I was at Captain Snooze. Sleeping at Off, or something. Yeah, yeah, that's fine, that's fine. So just say like, more you're an effing dog, I wish I was at Captain Snooze or... Sleeping it off for some reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's great, all right. So we'll come back in. You'll go to have a pint of ale. Zach will poison it, right? So I'll offer you, I'll offer you maybe a pint of ale or a present. I think it's some preserved pork. Yeah, all right, do you wanna just practice that bit? And then from that, I'll offer you I'll offer you maybe a pint of ale or a present. I think it's some preserved pork. Yeah. Alright. Do you want to just practice that bit? And then from that I'll go oh you're pushing me. Yeah. Yeah. I smell poison. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'll just

practice that little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll just do it as me. Just so we've got something in the tank. So, um, oh Charlie, before you do the third test you'll need your energy. Here is some preserved pork. Thank you I drink it. No, no you go to eat it and then and you see all your character So I say thank you or smell it. Yeah, and I'll eat it. No, you don't eat it. Oh you drink it Don't because because that'll poison yeah, because you smell the poison so you know he's trying Got because because that'll poison yeah because you smell the poison so you know he's trying Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Here have some preserved pork. Thank you. Oh, this doesn't spell right?

I Poison here. Yeah, you rat. Yeah, you trying to poison me. Yeah, now I'm gonna kill you that I mentioned kept in the snooze so just before you stab in that was perfect. That was absolutely I like the Like the instinct as well was with the stabbing you said zap or you stabbed him. I like that. Okay, that was good. So, so do exactly that for that bit, but just mention Captain snooze before you stab him. Oh, before? Yeah. Not after. Well, because of my stabbing. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.

I've got a nail feel good. They all got back to Captain snooze. Yeah, that's what that was. That's what I was saying. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, no, that's good That was actually my show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, that's good. Should we get him to mention, or, no, we might get, if someone else could mention it. Yeah, not too much, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, not too much.

Do you want to practice that bit again, or do you want to go on to the next bit? I'll practice it, but it'll more come different. No, no, that's good. If it comes different every time, that's okay. That's okay. That's okay. Should we shoot the rehearsal?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's just, let rehearsal? Yeah, yeah let's just do it. Let's just do it. I think you got this. Yeah, because then we can cut it up and just make it all feel like it's all one bit. Okay, ready? Yeah. Congratulations Charlie, you passed the second test, but before you do the third test, you need your energy. So here, have a nibble on me preserved pork. Thank you. Mmm, just doesn't smell right. Oh no.

Oh, I smell poison in here, rat. I'm gonna kill you for that. Oh no. No, I can go back to cut Captain Snooze and sleep it off because I feel good about it now. Oh no, Charlie has stabbed me! I will not be the captain! Charlie, I say to you you're a good man

and I deserve this death. Ah! That was amazing. That was great. That was fucking perfect. All right, I think we've got that. Yeah, I think we go on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what happens after that is because it was that the third test or should we on now? We do a third test.

Yeah, yeah, because I was thinking the third test could be we play the complement game. You have to play the complement game, where we go around and we say something nice about the person to our left and then to the person to our right. And you just say something that you really like about that person. Okay. Yeah, is that okay? Yeah, yeah. Now do you want us to write something for you or do you think you'd be right to?

Let's do a run-alok we just did before. Okay, okay, great. Because I feel better, because I can sort of understand what's going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all part of improv. OK. Should we do the compliments in character? Yes, I think so, yeah, definitely.

So like to the character, I guess. Yes, yeah, yeah. So you have to, so first you would give a compliment to my character, which is a parrot. So can you think of any nice things you'd wanna say about a parrot? Not really. Not really? That's okay.

It's okay if you can't. We can write something. All right. Maybe just like. This is a bit too much. Oh yeah, no. Banana Ramo? Yeah, yeah.

Well, it's a week and a half. It's alright, brought something a lot better. Yeah, okay, all right. So we'll say, um, um, Mr. Parrot. Yeah, hold on, I'll just get rid of all this. I'll get rid of the shanty, although we might do the shanty again

because it was very funny. That could be a good quiz, eh? Mr. Parrot, I like your little beak. Your cheeky little beak on the next line. Yeah, I like your little beak. Your cheeky little beak. Your cheeky little beak. I think your feathers are soft. Yeah. And you remind me of the parrot from Aladdin. Yeah. And you remind me of the... We're almost done. This is great. Aladdin, you're doing so well. You are. We've had worse guests on.

Um, so... I'll say... Right, and now we're're gonna play for the final test We're gonna play the complement game where you have to turn to the person to your left and give them a complement And so then and we'll start with you Charlie or maybe should we end with Charlie? Yeah, we'll go to Brody's character I'll be a new character at that point. So I have to introduce my new character. Yeah, okay, so who should I play? Just, well, I don't usually get this pleasure of checking in. What, do you have a character I can play?

Um, maybe like, maybe Sam Simmons. Okay, oh, yeah, or Ronda Birchmore. Ronda Birchmore could work, yeah. Maybe you're both of those people. Okay. Maybe your Sam Simmons giving a compliment to Ronda Birchmore. Okay. Maybe your Sam Simmons giving a compliment to Ronda Birchmore. Okay. Yeah. And then but then also giving a compliment to Captain Charlie. Yeah. Yeah. So Sam Simmons has to compliment Ronda Birchmore and Ronda

Birchmore has to compliment Charlie. Okay. All right. And then so then when it gets around to you dad, so to be a little while, so Zach will be playing do you know Ronda Birchmore? Yeah, that will be a little while, so Zach will be playing, do you know Ronda Birchmore? Yeah, that little lady. Yeah, the tall lady, yeah. So Zach's going to be playing Ronda Birchmore, and she's going to give Charlie banana a compliment, right?

And then you just say, thank you, what do you think Ronda would say to Charlie? I was thinking of going quite real, I'm going to pretend she's a fan, she knows Charlie's work in Antidonna, so she'll say something like real. I'm gonna pretend she's a fan. She knows Charlie's work in Antidonna, so she'll say something like she loves your authenticity and the fact that even though you're a normal boat you go with their bullshit. Something like that. Yeah, and then after Ronda does that you say thank you very much and then you say this to me. Yeah, do you want to just give it a run? Yeah, yeah. this to me. Yeah, do you want to just give it a run? Yeah, yeah.

Mr. Parrot, I like your little beak, your cheeky little beak. I think your feathers are soft, and you remind me of the parrot from around. Beautiful. Great, that's beautiful, that's beautiful. So I'll start as the parrot, I'll give a compliment to, what was your character's name? I don't remember. Pirate, pirate, Pete. So I'll start as the parrot I'll give a compliment to

Pirate pirate Pete and this is probably the end of the podcast as well We're getting to this is like the grand finale. Yeah, yeah So at the end of that we'll just improv out and you can roll with it Maybe you could twist and then just start stabbing us all okay? Yeah, so after so I'll say um so after Okay. Yeah, so after, so I'll say, so after, after you say, you remind me of the parent from Aladdin, I'll say thank you. And then just start stabbing me and stabbing the boys. And just like, so all you have to worry about is once that's done,

once that's done, just start saying, I've turned on you, I'm going to stab you. And then you say that, keep mentioning captain's news. Okay. I'll do the same thing. I'll say the same thing. I'll feel good now. I can go keep mentioning captain's news. Okay, I'll say the same thing. I feel good now. I can go back to captain's news. Yeah, and say like quilting, bedding, just say different things to captain.

All the good things you like about captain's news. It doesn't, we just need that. Like, see, just all the good things about captain's news. All right, let's do it. Yeah, is that okay, Dad? Do you feel comfortable with that? Yeah, and we can, you know, we can, Banana Ram is always there when you always stop. Whenever? Yep. And we can, you know, we can... Banana Ram is always there.

We always start. Whenever you need to say banana Ram, but I'll let you know when you have to say the carrot bit. Okay. Alright. Alright. Well, now it's time for the final test, Charlie. And we're going to play the compliment game,

where you turn to the person to your left and say something nice about them. And it's you turn to the person to your left and say something nice about them and it's my turn to say something nice to pirate Pete. Me? Yes pirate Pete I've always loved that you give me crackers when I ask for them. Well thank you. And that you keep your wooden pirate leg nice and varnished.

Well thank you very much pirate now Sam and varnished. Well, thank you very much, Pirate. Now, Sam Simmons. Oh, yeah. I like your mustache and your absurdist comedy. Ah, great. I don't know. Sam Simmons and now, Ronda Birchmore. I love the fact that you use those wonderful legs to kick up high and you're great big singing voice Oh Ronda Birchmore, oh, that's a bit more Peter Allen. It's good. Oh, thank you. You okay? Do you want to say banana ramma?

Banana ramma, but I'm sorry child banana ramma Can I do like a Peter Allen or someone else? No, you're doing run the birch more? We've said it all out Yeah, we've already said it up. I think do Rhonda Birchmore in the inner Allen. Oh, so I think that's I don't know why I nominate a Bronda Birchmore I don't know what she sounds like. I just feel a bit silly. Having this having this out and this safety word I think is something we should take into other podcast. I can play you run the Birchmore performing Santa baby on On the channel 10. Yes, if you could just a tiny little bit of Ronda Burjmall sorry well it's been so good to have you with us and why I remember I'll run that over a few

wines we thought over a few wines we had such a great time and we remain besties and so we just talking about Laura McCutt, Malkai, okay. Laura Malkai. absolutely fabulous. Absolutely fabulous. Do you like Ronda Burjmour? Yeah, I've seen plenty of times, but in the 80s she was pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ronda Burjmour.

Can I hear a bit of her singing? Next year I could be oh so good. If you could. hear a bit of a singing. I know it better if I sing it. So I'll just sing it. If we can be okay. Yeah. Yeah. Alright.

Alright. Well thank you, Seb, Siv, and Zai appreciate that. I'm Rhonda Burtmore more, ronda, butch more Charlie, but I know how do you do? Very good, thank you. That's very good. I remember you when you came and saw me at the Whereby Art Center in the 1980s Charlie, you're authentic and lots of fun and you go with whatever bullshit the boys throw at you

I can't do any more than that boys Now we love you Charlie now Charlie. What do you have to say about me mr. Parrot? Well mr. Parrot I like your little bake and your cheeky little beak and I think your feathers are soft and you remind me of the parrot from our mother. Oh that's so sweet, thank you so much. Well I'm going to step his all down, put me up. Oh no, thanks.

And now I feel very comfortable, I'm going gonna go back to Captain's News and sleep it off in a nice duna cover and all that they've got to provide Thank you Pillows and and covers and covers and Philly tops what? Yeah, that's perfect. That heads bed heads bed heads as well in ear if it side tables side tables side tables Do you say do you say do in the covers? Yes, I said do the cook will our quilts beds and beds as well And they are gonna stab zap zap zap And now I'm gonna loyal to my private pilot.

So, pirate. Yeah. They're your fine. Thank you. The April sun in Cuba. Oh! Sing along Charlie. Take me with the April sun. You're gonna treat me so right. So right. Charlie, give us a rating out of 10. That was your first podcast with us. What are you regular?

Great job. Round of applause. What did you rate the experience out of ten? I don't know. Did you have a good time? Yes, I did. I had a fantastic. Good. I hope I would in make it too nervous. You did so well, Dad. That was fucking amazing.

That's been the podcast. And we'll see you next week. Good job, man. Oh, wow. Dad, that was so fucking funny, man. That was great. That's so nervous. I know, I know, I know, man. Oh, wow. That was so fucking funny, man. That was great. That's so nervous. I know, I know, I know, but you did so well.

Oh, fuck, okay. You did so well. It's like, I remember you were nervous when we were shooting Charlie Salami. And even what was the first one, the condoms one? I remember that. That was crazy. You kept calling it condom a franger.

Oh, that's you remember that? Yeah. You didn't know what it was I'm calling it condom a franger Yeah, you didn't know what it was What's a fucking franger? Yeah, I don't know what a franger was But um, uh, sometimes it's good to get out of your comfort zone and and I hope you had fun because we absolutely love Having you on and I think I think the reason we got you on was that we had people So we have a we have a patreon a patreon is a thing dad where people pay us every month Yeah, they get extra content. They get like an extra podcast Stuff like that and we have them Right down ideas for podcasts. They want us to do okay, and then they vote on

down ideas for podcasts they want us to do. And then they vote on their favorite ones. And the one with the most votes gets done. And two months ago, the one with the highest vote was Get Mark's dad on the podcast. Serious. Yeah, right. But because we read them out on the day, like we come into the office,

we look at it, you weren't there, obviously. So what we said we were gonna do is't there, obviously. Oh, wow. So what we said we were gonna do is we'll get my dad in another time. But people have really wanted to hear this. This is like a demand. Yes, yes, yes. Supply and demand. Very high demand.

But thank you, and thank you for going with all the bullshit we throw at you. That's, that's, that's a real guy. That's the joke. So we really appreciate that man. I wasn't too sure what to expect I hope we went to too far. I hope we were yeah I wasn't too full on if you ever want to do it again We'd love to have you on if you feel in a little more settled about it. Yeah, yeah Yeah, but it really is there's the thing with this is that you can never do anything wrong

But not even that just doesn't matter what you say, it's okay. I'll be funny because there's a lot of going on my mind at the moment. I've got the house going and trying to organize that and... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's a few things going on with the moment. So I wasn't too sure about today, but I'm glad I did it. Yeah, well yeah, thanks dad. I'm glad you came too, we love you so much.

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