Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 167 - Zach's Terminal Illness

Episode Date: September 24, 2019

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planet broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Hey Mark how are you? I'm good thank you bro. I don't think you've done that. I'm just talking on your level. I know I just keep really learning. I can't even whisper.

Hey hey. Now you're, well now you're yelling. No I'm not yelling. Alright. I'm not yelling. I'm resonating. Very nice. Anyway. Hey, Mark. Yeah. I got the results from the doctor. Oh, no. Fizzac. Oh, sorry, I thought you meant your results. No, they're not good. Sick? Yeah, not good.

Yeah, it's what we suspected. Came back positive? Yeah. What's it got? Do you want to wait? It's what they said. Oh, you want to tell you it's said, yeah. How should we do this?

I think we confront him. Yeah. I think we're... With Bastard Shade? No, no, no. Too far. No. I'm masked. So, we bash this shit out of you. No, no, no, too far, no. I'm masked. So when you say in front, I'm like, I'll get in there and fucking kill the gun.

Yeah, I'm pus. So I'm kind of just more like, if you're done easy. It's the two isn't it? You're either masked or pus. Yeah. So I think we, we confront him. We say that we know. We say that you're talking.

You got bad doctor. He gave you your results. He told them to broaden. And not you. I think maybe get him the change doctors. I think the doctor's pretty cool. Yeah, I know you do. But I can see how there's a bit of a bit of an issue.

A bit of an issue. And he's like, have these fucking results. Not good, I'm professional. I'm not saying that it's terminal. Yeah, yeah. There's a doctor client privilege that he's broken. You got to check your privilege. You do, and I check mine every day as a Sicilian man.

Sis, I check it every day. Sis, Sicilian. Sis, Sicilian. I'm a Sicilian man cis I check it every day. Sic Sicilian. Sic Sicilian. I'm a Sic Sicilian. Fuck. So I check it. Yeah. Anyway, what are you gonna tell him? I wanna tell him.

How do we do it? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Like, how do we brooch it? Like, verbally, or like, damn. Yeah, yeah.

How do we tell him? it or lie at the end yeah yeah yeah we tell him I think we confront him I think I heard him do not not physically no no no no no no no that would be assaulting him yeah confronting doesn't mean physical does it I don't think it does I feel confronted him. Yeah. Confronting doesn't mean physical, does it? I don't think it does. I feel confronted. Now, and I haven't touched you. Yeah. I think we confront him. I think then we, maybe we can mention the doctor thing at the end. Yeah. He might even bring it up potentially. Yeah. Like, how did you, why did my doctor tell you? Everything goes through me to Zach. Money, Yeah, why did my doctor tell you everything goes through me to Zach money

Really you're in charge of his finance. Yeah, and we've made an agreement. That's potentially an abusive relationship I'm not in a relationship with him. Right. No, but it doesn't you don't have to be in a Sexual or romantic relationship to have a relationship with someone you and I have a relationship. Yeah, yeah, but we fuck it's sexual Yes, but no relationships. I like that. Yeah, but we fuck it's sexual. Yes, but no relationships. I like that. Yeah So everything goes through me. It's just better that way. Yeah, right What about when you have like a coffee and the donut does that go through you as well quite quickly? Yeah, coffee goes through me like cuts through like a knife. Anyway, we should tell him that is terminally ill illness Turn of the illness the illness is in of the illness. The illness is in terminal. The illness is terminal illness is terminal.

The illness doesn't have a terminology. I don't know what that means. Is it? That's a bit science talk. That might, yeah, that might throw you off. I can understand why that would throw you off. All right, let's just get him in the room. You don't have to, well, why would you not to let him in the room. You don't have to

Why would you not to let him in the room? He thinks we're playing party quirks. So I'm just letting you know Hey guys, what do you need to confront me about? Excuse me. Why are you been listening? No, you were like shouting really loud. I'm sorry You're fucking him I know you started yelling I'm sorry Zach. I'm sorry, but why to what I'd say sorry own it all right Fuck you okay, all right. I'm owning it. I'm owning no. I'm confronting you Okay, I know about the doctors results broding got them. I heard it all you're not upset about that You're everything goes about that. You're right. Everything goes through Brody.

Right, it's a relationship thing. I wouldn't know what to do with the money. Right, it's too complicated. It's too complicated. I am that anti in every family. Right. You know the one? Yeah.

You know them. So you take essentially, I'm interested in the financial situation. So you have access to all of Zach's money and you pay him sort of a per-dem or like a way out of that imbalance. Is this because he's bad with money or is it just to exude some sort of power? It's purely platonic. It's purely a platonic relationship. It's just simple.

And it works out for you, Zack? Yeah, well, he gives me advice about my career. He sort of helps me out with certain things Went to eat went to eat he just gives me advice and I'll sometimes send him photos of my feet And it's a way I'm What's the point? Sentin photos of your feet. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, but we'll catch up. We'll play mini golf at Holy Marley. What do you do with those photos?

I'd messed about right, of course. I was assuming that I was, I thought it was gonna take a little longer to get it out of you, but there it is. No. Right, so anyway, that's not the end of it. No, the end of it doesn't matter whatever you do in your private DMs is up to you. Yeah, and then we'll catch up two or three times a week for, go out for a nice dinner. It's purely platonic.

I'm not ready to go sexual yet. And I think the wage would have to go up a little bit. I would hope not because it's broadened and I have that part of his relationship covered. Well, you don't know about this. This is a, he went on an arrangement website behind your back. An arrangement website?

This is a sort of arrangement we have. Where I know. Babby and he is the daddy. Yeah, right. Babby daddy, yeah. Anyway, Zach. Yes. This is going to be as,

it comes a bit of a surprise to confront him. Confront him. Zach, we need to confront you about something. Well, I know. You... You're sick. Yeah, I know.

I know I'm sick. I've been... I've been... You heard. Now... What is it? It's a timber. Right? Yeah, I know, I know I'm sick. I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, it can't be. I knew it would be something, but not this. Zach. Yeah. The doctor has told me that you have finals fever.

Oh no, is it terminal? Very much so. I got terminal finals fever. I thought after the bombers did so poorly at the game last week. I thought it was over for me, but I'm infected. With finals fever. With finals fever. So here's what?

No, please go. Here's what's gonna happen. Soon your legs will stop working. Oh my God. And your system will start to shut down. Your nervous system will start to deteriorate. Oh my God. So now it's just about making you comfortable.

Yeah. You're going to love to taste the 4 and 20 pies. Oh God. But a dead horse on it. You're going to start calling tomato sauce dead horse. What about overpriced chicken, the troops, and mid-strength beer? I love that. You love that.

You love that now. Oh my God. But essentially, we'll take you to the MCG, let you see, is that healthy to go to the MCG if I've got the fever? It's non-concathed, only medicine, or is that like, do you know what I mean when I'm saying here? There's more fiend too.

I can, sure. Yeah, there's lots of medicines. But just for clarity, is the MCG or going to the footies that the only medicine? You've got finals fever. And is my only medicine going to the footies? Or is that like more exposure to the... Let me explain this to you.

You've got finals fever, right? It's the finals and I got the fever. Yeah, yeah, you love the finals and you've got that fever. Get ready for that one day in September. Yeah. Sometimes I got the fever. Yeah, yeah, you love the finals and you got that fever. Get ready for that one day in September. Yeah. Sometimes I've told them. God, I think we need, sometimes I think we need a little brochure for our international audiences.

Like Azumengu, Diode, the East End. We're talking AFL here, people. But I think you can have finals fever for anything. You can get over the Super Bowl, you can get it over the playoffs. Playoffs. Playoffs. The playoffs. The one that be playoffs fever.

Well, playoffs. Nimonia with a pay-it-start, so it's a divorce. Playoffs. Nimonia, that's good. Sorry guys, it's got an email. You've got finals fever though. And it is. It is for football. I love football.

What I can do for you is make you comfortable. You can play some footy highlights. Yeah, we can massage you anywhere you request. I don't even know who I'm going for since the bomb has last. Have you ever had the, I don't even know who I'm going for since the bombers last. Have you ever had the, I don't even know who I'm going, but you've got the fever. I know, I feel it in my bones. Probably going for the,

have you ever had pain in your bones, Mark? That's what I'm feeling right now. Yeah, because your final's fever is bone marrow. Friday night, you have, Saturday night. You have bone marrow for these fever. Friday night, Saturday night. Finals fever. Here's a bit of, how does this make you feel? This is make you feel better or worse?

Okay, show me. Oh. Oh. Kicks inside 50. It bails the pain. Not govin', what a pain. It bails the pain. Bruce, what a mark and he falls to the pan It falls to the pan That was a good mark

They made the tape going quite quickly 2.29 Oh, there's an extra card We come back to turn it off, come back to us, come back to us Oh my god Sorry, a bit more there for you That was beautiful. And how did that make you feel? You know, it's hard when you've got finals fever.

Because I don't even know who I'm barricading. You don't really like football. No, me. Yeah. You're the worst person to get finals fever. It's a terrible fever to have. I'd much rather watch Better Homes and Gardens. Yeah, there's no fever for that. I'd much rather watch. Um, Mrs. Doubtfire. Yeah, right. Yeah, you can't really get a Doubtfire fever. I mean, you can watch the film and enjoy it.

You can really like it. You can say it's your favorite movie, but you can't get a fever. The only thing that eases this fever is footy. You don't even like footy. I don't even like footy. You know the way they wear silly little helmets sometimes now when they get concussion I like that. That's cute. It's to avoid concussion. Yeah but they only really put it on if they've already got it a few times. Yeah, and they should all be wearing it It's a lot of those little helmets. They really should all be wearing it like little space footy boys

Do they not I think the main reason they don't wear it is because they look like gooses? Yeah, I think so I think I think I reckon they get it a bit of ribbon in the football Paddock doesn't matter. Listen, Zach Do you want to make connections with the people around you? I Doesn't matter, listen. Zach, do you want to make connections with the people around you? I don't know if it's worth it anymore to be honest. Ever since I got diagnosed with terminal footy fever, the only thing that worries me is that my partner is okay that my family is okay.

I'm fine. Okay. Do you want to call your dad? No. No. No. Do you want to call your dad in No. You don't want to call your dad and tell him you've got finals fever? Do you want to call my dad

and tell him you've got finals fever? Let's give your dad a call tell him I've got finals fever. And I'll tell you why I need to call Mark's Dad tell him I've got finals fever. Yeah, not your dad and not my dad. I'm gonna call Max Dad. Tell him I've got finals feed, but because I love Max Dad, he loves you.

You might not answer, but leave him a message. Oh, well, This is Charlie. Leave your phone number and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Hi Charlie, it's Zachara Wayne here. Deeply. She's waiting for the picture to say, yeah, you gotta go again. Hi Charlie, it's Zachara Wayne here. Mate, I don't know how to break it to you, but I've got finals fever.

I thought the fact that bombers lost so badly would mean that I'd be cured, but unfortunately, it doesn't matter who's playing on this one day in September, because I got finals fever no matter what. Charlie all I ask for is to gather around with some friends, have some barbecue and a couple of beers. Well I watch the finals and go, you know what, I'm barricading for this team. Charlie call me back on Mark's number because I want you there and who knows maybe we'll

find a cure for finals fever. And we have to go on a break. I didn't know you were going to play that. No, that's fine. We have to go on a break but before we do I will let you know my dad doesn't know how to check voicemails. So that's there forever. That is there forever.

And he'll probably call back. But now we're gonna go on a quick break and hear a message from our sponsors. In this time, I'm just gonna call Joe Kosti just in case he answers. If he doesn't answer it, great. I think he's on stage. Yeah, we're if he is.

He might have just been staging that, I think. Please call him. It's very funny. And if we use him, it's a hey man, I've got finals fever. It's too early. He can't be on stage. It's different. It's time. It's his and his illness. When they met me. Alright.

Maybe he's on stage. Oh. If you're listening and this is bringing it up, anything for you, maybe you have finals for you. Give you a doctor a call. My skin. Mine's a doctor a call. Why is he in? Mine seems to be doesn't answer.

We just never use this bit. We just come back. Yeah, come back and cut this. Yeah. Yeah, but. This is pretty good. I'm calling people. There's nothing like sitting on stage.

Yeah, that's not on stage. All right, let's show when we come back in. I just want to ask the list of the home, do you think we should cut that bit from the podcast before we put it out? You let us know. If so, let us know. Hashtag, I like it when you sit and wait

for Joe to answer, even though he's probably on stage. If we are, if we are cutting this bit, just disfabroteden and Tom a bit, apparently NBA 2K20 is still full of bullshit microtransactions. Oh, yeah. And I know you were thinking of getting that game, but what's the microtransaction? Shit like,

You're getting a bit of money for it. Oh, yeah, I do that. I do that right now. It helps you progress in the game. I do, yeah. Just keep paying for the game, bro. Oh yeah, I do that. I do that right now. It helps you progress in the game. I think. Yeah. Is it your pay for the game, right?

There's nowhere we're using. This. That's pretty good. No, there's the... Yeah, you pay like 70 bucks for the game, and then if you get another 30 bucks and you can make your player just good, then you bypass a load of bullshit. Yeah. It's not very fair though.

They make it what they do as a player. You don't play other people, you're career. No, yeah. Sometimes what they do is you don't play other people is your career Yeah, they sometimes what they do is they're on you. You've paid you $70. Yeah, but maybe I want you know, you know I understand it There's an argument for That they make the game purposely difficult yeah, so that then you are more encouraged to spend that would be nice And I see I like it the choice to get a good player and not be a player. No, that's what I think.

I think Broden does make the choice, which is fair and he's happy to, just that time sometimes with micro transactions. It's sometimes it's a pay to win scenario. Pay to win is bad, but I would even argue, pay for easy mode is pretty dodgy. Yes. And that's what it sounds like.

But anyway, we'll cut this. You don't have to pay for easy eye surgery, man. You know what I mean? Yeah, you know what I mean? It's too hard for Broden to have a good time on it. So he has to pay. But we will cut this. So this is because this is a bit ename.

But let us know if you want us to cut it. If you want us to cut this, let us know. Give us a call. Even separate it. If you want us to cut the jokosky bit hashtag that but if you also want to be like Hashtag cut the micros transactions bit. It was a bit inane. Let us know on Twitter um Back to the podcast so do let us know I Can we keep it my guy is keep it

You've got finals fever so I got finals fever. So I got finals fever. It's terminal. My only hope is that I make it to the final to beat all finals. It is what if finals? The finals. So how does finals fever work, bro? And you have a close relationship with Zack's doctor.

And with Fuddy. Will he, will finals favor potentially Kill Zach or get to Zach. Sorry, just don't touch your microphone. It was so loud There was one of those sounds that he's dying Jack what? No, he's seeing images of number one draft pick Jack was Jack wants what you want from me get out of it. I'm not ready. I'm not ready to go to that great Emcee will finals will finals fever take Zach Before he gets to the finals or shady

Shady Kevin she's talking about the two people he knows yeah Kevin former former bombers coachbers coach, former. Yeah. And then came back to the AWS. That's all I know. He's just thinking, yeah. Yeah. He's here while I remember growing up being the coach of the Bombers.

Maddy Lloyd! Hang on. Maddy Lloyd! How long have you been thinking about She-D for? Kevin She-D. I don't know since I was a kid. Am I way off there? You might have to go get checked.

Big, big man. What? When's the last time go get checked. Big, big man. What? When's the last time you got checked for Final's Fever? T-T-T-T I don't need to get checked for Final's Fever, but that's insane. I don't like football. I'm not interested in football, you know. Sure, I love Kevin Shady.

Sure, I know that Jack Watts was the number one draft pick. But that... T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T Shady sure I know that Jack Watts was the number one draft pick Oh, no, you might have lung cancer. I think I've got lung cancer That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's not final's favorite Zach. Can I I know you're still dealing with this? This one my person I think you need to call. Yeah. Our manager, Cat. She needs to know. She needs to know. She needs to know.

So. Well, I mean, how can she continue to manage us? Our real manager, Cat. Who we've done a podcast with before. But we should call Cat and let her know that Zach has a final sphela terminal final sleeper I'm still interested in knowing when it takes him after the finals before the finals she needs to know that Hi hi cat. It's Zach. We're all here. You're on speaker. Hi So Cleaver is speaker fine. Oh, right.. So I cleave her a speaker for.

Oh right. Well, I'm close to the speaker. It's a pixel too, but I'm also close to the speaker. Cat, I've got, well I've got some bad news, Cat. No. Have a joke hands in the air? Do you legitimately have bad news? Well, you tell me. Yeah, I'm like if he's someone laughing in the background. You know the month.

It's, well, gosh, it's September, yeah. So busy, this is so. Cat? Yes. Cat, I've been diagnosed with something. I'm one of you being diagnosed with something. Are you ready for this? Are you sitting down? It might get in the way of some future opportunities. Cat, I've been diagnosed with finals fever. Fever. What did you say that didn't work?

Because the bone cut out for a second. What fever? Finals. Fever. Finals. Fever. Are you going to make another video about it? No cat, we're thinking of doing a podcast about it.

Oh, you asked holes. I'm wearing a podcast right now. No, no, no, we would never waste your precious time like that. Genuinely. Oh, I wish I wasn later to talk about the finals. I know how serious this is. I'm surprised you're the one that's been diagnosed with it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it. There's a surprise to all of it.

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this season, so I was always straight over my head. Yeah, so bombers didn't do too well last week. Yeah. That's a red and black team, isn't it? Say goodbye to her forever. Yeah. Kat, I have to go now. I might not ever see you again because I've got Final's fever.

Well, I hope it doesn't kill you. And if you're in this situation like God bless corporate and yeah we lost it we lost it there unfortunately Okay, how are you? Are you okay? Good, could this get any more in joke? Is that humanly possible? This is this bug, guys. Get me a shot or more in jokey than this. Guys, is that just my last favourite? Stop it.

I know where else I've said. Oh, it's good to laugh. Fucking hell. Fucking hell. Oh, it's good to laugh. Fuck it out. Fucking hell. Oh my God. So we're sorry to everyone that Zach has come down with this. We hope that we will be able to do. We are to make it clear, as you can tell,

we're kind of running out of ideas for the podcast. And we're getting pretty. Well, that for the podcast. Am I getting pretty? Well, that's not getting any time. That's not the here nor there. It's, it's, I know. The key guys is pass is dying. He's dying. Dying for finals fever.

I just feel like podcast is gonna come to an end sometime. It's gonna come to an end sometime. It did. Maybe 200 shows, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But here's the thing, Zach, what do you want to do on your last day on Earth?

And I imagine you're gonna die today, I just decided. So, let me tell you, if you'd asked me two weeks ago, I would have told you maybe go to a theme park, go to Disneyland, maybe I'd watch some great films, I'd watch some of my favorite films, maybe I would go out for a delicious dinner, a really high end, nice dinner. But right now, all I wanna do is watch GWS

take on the Adelaide Cros. Is that gonna happen? I feel like that's not gonna happen. I mean, I don't know anything about football, but all I wanna see is the Brisbane Bears take on the, take on the West Coast. The West Coast. The buildings.

See, what happens with the Finals' favor is, even if you're not a cross, the minutiae of the Finals, then all that happens is you just start throwing out buzzwords. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like just the little knowledge that you have. And we're also recording this before much of the finals has happened. That's true. The finals start, shady. Have started. Shady. Again with Shady. You have your phone. I thought you would have always looked up someone else. What do you want from me, Shady? Oh, he's hallucinating.

Quick, get him some fanta. Shady, I mean, I can help down the farm, but no, Shady, the farm. Zach, here, here, here, here, drink this fanta. This is going to sort you out. Orange flavoured soda. Oh my God. I was back on the farm with Shady. Were you working the farm, working the soil? I was the 1920s again, and I was working the farm with my stepdad Shady. Right.

I was working that farm and Shady was being rude to me. Shady, Shady! You know, Rishi's not a great advocate for Sydney. It's a well-commoned, by Paul, that, you know, he thinks this one should only be the only team of the AFL in Sydney. Oh, Shady, you know, GWS is completely valid for the Sydney. He may out of any position I would have thought at the Jans. If you don't believe Spirit-Traline in your heart and soul, Shady, that the Jans shouldn't be in Sydney, how could you ever go and catch them?

Shady, GW, all the things of all those greater Western suburbs that weren't represented before, Shady, what do you want from me? I'm a ruthless on it, and I understand that. You've got him ready to develop the game for where we're going with this. Shady, no. I can't work the farm again. I'm going to put a boy of 12. Well, you don't support. We're deep in this hallucinative.

A number of times, out of the last 12 months, I've got to get the shady. Zach, come back to us. Zach, shady. Zach, shady. Zach, you were hallucinating again about Kevin Shady. And something that I'm not going to. Zach, Zach, Shady. Oh.

Zach, you were hallucinating again about Kevin Shady. And it's something about working a farm in the 1920s. So in the 1920s, I don't want to talk about it. Like Kevin Shady was a boy. I'm Zach, we're away now. That's so long ago. Zach, while you were hallucinating, we found out some good news.

Yeah. We have to tell you that we have to tell you the good news There may be a cure what So have you heard of Q. With ham yes, I have yes Yeah, oh, so I just need to eat some Q. With ham. We're not John's date Q. With him you have it sliced or you got Yeah, you got ask for a thin. Can I get a leg a hand? Sorry, I just started playing football.

Sorry. What? Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch When I was fighting in the career war, a man by the name of Zachary Rauane was my lieutenant. What? He died in an explosion and I swapped dog tags. Explosion was everyone okay? No, he died. And I swapped dog tags with him and came here to New York City to make a life for myself. Boys, I'm not the man you know is Zachary Rewain, but rather, I am Maddy Lloyd.

Oh, he's a bit of a deep finals fever. He's finals fever. I am Maddy Lloyd and I was a football player under the coaching of Kevin Cheedy. So, where your real name was Maddy Lloyd? I am Maddy Lloyd. I thought it the Korean War. Right. And then I swapped places with Zach Rwain,

because I didn't want to go back to work in the farm with Kevin Sheezy. Zach, I feel like you're not listening, there's a cure. I don't want to be cured. You think this is a disease? Yes, it's gonna be fine thing. It's a thing. Let me tell you something. Doesn't feel like a disease when I hear the roar of the 90,000 people in the MCG.

It doesn't feel like a disease when we're at the fourth quarter, 10 minutes to go, and one goal separates the team. It's gonna start feeling like a disease when I'd munch on some chicken strips and a mid-strength beer. When I bring my boys to the game. It doesn't feel so much like a disease when I realize the true and expirate is still alive today with those boys kick the footy. It doesn't feel like a disease when the family gathers around sure the ladies are inside making the salad. They don't have time for foodie. It doesn't feel like a disease. When I get that foodie and I kick it myself after the game. Mamba, what day is September. You know what boys? It isn't a disease after all. I

Think we've all got a little finals for all he's dead I was gonna say it's gonna feel like a disease once you lose all control of your bell functions So that's dead is dead. So any shit is shit himself and a fucking stinks in the room now. So thanks Zach And that was the anti-donna podcast Thank you so much for joining us on the show my if you're going to the footy this week Cracker co-run It's funny fever that was a little play about footies and finals. And you know what?

Paul won it out for Old Mate Zachary Rewain. Footies' favorite took him. Final's favorite took him. But that doesn't mean it has to take you to. Look out for your mates. Yeah, mateship. Um. And uh.

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You got to, well it's all about getting in there and finding her out who's in the rock Who stands up in that moment Show her whose boss, hey Why you scared about kicking it from 50? Take the risk! The power's in your hands! Go on with your mates! See in your friends at the train station! Get in the back pocket! station getting the back pocket taking around the back but it's not just about getting there and watch it's about those true moments of glory it's about seeing a boy turn into a girl turn into a man or woman or woman through sheer or whatever they want to do. Well, not other, that's othering.

Or gender neutral, individual. Find a mere strength on the footy field and bring it on! Show it us what's what? Um, uh, also it's uh, it's about never giving in. And fine and glory. It's about standing up to those who would bring you down. It's about never giving up. Um. This is about turning it on when you think you've run out of steam. Um! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Happy finals everyone. If you got that final fever...

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