Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 168 - Facts With Zach Is Back

Episode Date: October 1, 2019

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Welcome, welcome all in sundry to the Antidonna podcast. And you know us here at the Antidonna podcast, you know that we, uh, the music, sorry, should I wait for the music? You know that us Do you want us to just do want me to talk over them because it felt like it felt like the start was a good thing to talk over and then it got into like It was still building the song. It was still building it will fade out all right

So what does that mean? Is that a fact what I'm doing you just do you think all right? I'm doing? You just do your thing. All right. I'm the TV producer. Welcome to the Anti-Donna Podcast, where we talk news. So did you start the song again? Yes. Why? Because you need it more time. No, I'm what I've been fine.

They just go from where you were going. I'm just starting. You started with welcome again. So I started the song again. You started the song? To the Anti-Donna Podcast. No, welcome to the, what happened there, Zach? You thought Zach's ex? I forgot your dog was in the room and came a little bit. Welcome to that. Sorry. That's right. Welcome to the Anti-Donna podcast where we talk

all kinds of things that happen in the world, in our home and personal lives, and where we break down all the people that we fucked, which is what we're doing today on the Artydono podcast week. We're deep diving on all the fucking that we've done. I'm not going to be talking about my fucking on this podcast. Why? That's the whole point of this episode. Private it's personal.

Well, you should listen to the other podcast. They do it. On every other podcast I've listened to, they at some point break it. When I'm ready to talk about my fucking on the podcast, I will. What's that movie with, um, Notting Hill? Fuck them dry? No, it's the Matrix. No, the one Jack Black, he lives in Wacen, Wacen, Wacen, Wacen.

School's wrong. It's about all the girls he fucked. Oh, B-Cynery one. No. Um, the one Jack Black, he lives in Wacen, records from, it's about all the girls he fucked. Oh, a beacombe rewind. No. High fidelity. High fidelity. High fidelity. Fat hell. A faculty. Fat hell movie.

What's fat hell again? No, shallow hell. It's about a guy. Fat hell. No, it's about a guy. That's not fat hell. Not fat hell. Although he is fat. He's fat, but it's actually about not being... It's about not being... That's right.

And also about fat. And it is. And just also relentless fucking fat jokes. That's true. Awful movie. Doesn't hold up. Doesn't hold up. Welcome to the Anti-Donna podcast where we exclusively talk about the people we fucked

Today that was all sorry so sorry to interrupt Mark that was really a real um that was a real sort of style in Late 90s early 2000s comedy to just relentlessly attack a subgroup but make the moral at the end that you should it Yeah, yeah anyway, like like I guess just bigalos are very similar to just relentlessly attack a subgroup but make the moral at the end that you should have. Yeah. Anyway, Karen. Like, I guess just bigalows are very similar. Yeah, just go hard and then at the end,

we're like, maybe we should have go, sir. What was that one about the special Olympics? It's the most offensive film. I don't know, I've been saying. Awful. Carry on. Welcome to the Anti-Donna podcast. I feel like South Park did a good version of it though, where...

Yeah, yeah. You were talking about Johnny Knoxville, yeah? Yeah, where they just go relentlessly cruel, and then at the end they're like, but they bet him. Pfft! And it's like, it's still not okay. No, it's not okay. You can't...

It's not like, you know, some movies were... The ringer. The ringer. It's not like, you know, some movies were... The ringer, the ringer. It's not like some movies where the end kind of goes, oh, the whole thing is now recontextualized. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like while they're writing it, they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's just a fight. We know where we're going.

Are they gonna beat him? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're gonna beat him. Are you gonna play the trailer for the ringer? Cause we are gonna have to cut it. You need to bail Millie disabled. All right. Wait, Johnny Knoxville plays a disabled person or he's pretending, no, he's pretending to be disabled

to be in the special Olympics. Like that basketball team that actually did it. After the movie, right? I really did do that. What did they, what did they, did they just pretend they all had, what did they pretend they had? The story goes. Yeah. Titus O'Reilly, great sports comedian in Australia does a whole bit about it. It's pretty incredible. Yeah, he's a friend. Close friend. He's your

best friend. I know Titus. Friends with an author. Your friends with an author. Any. That's something to be proud of. I got no, I got no author friends. If you were friends with Hitler, you'd be friends with an author. It'd be friends, that's true. And the dictator. You know, many of people who've authored books anyway. Anyway, we've got to stop saying author because I'm gonna fuck it up.

Sammy J authored the book. Yeah, but he's not my friend. I can see this. Why not? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to say. I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like

I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like

I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like

I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I was just gonna set it up. Okay. Welcome to Antidona Podcast, where we talk about sub-cultures and viciously attack them, but then justify it at the end with some sort of loose moral. My name is Mark. Today we have with us Broden Sir, Sir Broden Kelly, a night of the Seven Realms.

Good morrow. And of course we have Lady of the Lake, Zachary Rewain. It's a pleasure to be here Mark. Now Zach, you've fucked a couple of people in your life. I've fucked a few. Yeah Broden also you've fucked a bunch of people. No, I'm not a virgin. No, no. And me, I'm fucked here and there.

But what we're here to talk about is there's been some talks, some outcry, some people. A pub, if you would. A pub, yeah. There's some people on a Twitter, on a across social media platforms, and boy do we get around on social media. We're on Twitter, we're on Instagram, we're on YouTube.

We're legit huge on TikTok. We're huge on TikTok. I mean, we're not huge, but we're pretty big. Like, I mean, we're medium, but medium big. We're no Caleb Finn. We're no Caleb Finn, but we are, you know, some people look at our numbers and they go, how the fuck are you verified? I was at a cafe the other day. And a younger lady was sitting next to me talking to an older person explaining TikTok to them. Fantastic. And they said TikTok has created a new genre of comedy. It's inventive and she was really going,

it's a revolution. Mm. And little did she know she was one meter from an icon. A TikTok icon, I tick-tock star. Can you guys hear that? Yeah, it's a drill. It's a drill. I wonder if that's coming through to our audiences.

We are working in a drill factory. If you've got some high fidelity headphones on, you're gonna be here in that drill. But if you're just listening on your sort of Bluetooth speaker in the shower. Did you say high fidelity headphones on you're gonna be here in that drill but if you're just listening on your sort of Bluetooth speaker in the shower. Did you say high fidelity because because Brodon was talking about the film high fidelity before? No I didn't but did I say the right thing or as high as like Tom? Yeah. Is this high fidelity have anything to do with sound than what you're hearing or did I just make that up? I'm thinking JB high-five

What do you mean you don't know? High-fidelity anyway, yeah John's high fidelity that's what's that's what JB Not so there's a reproduction of sound with little distortion giving a result very similar to the original. So yeah. Right, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're listening in a high fidelity in a JP high-fi or a John's high-fidelity, then you're really... You're gonna be here in that drill if not we apologize for the last two minutes of riffing. Mark, can you be by scene... Everyone needs to. What?

Well, I was gonna say, have any of you guys seen the musical of high fidelity? Yes, I've not. I don't know if we know anyone that knows the musical of high fidelity. You wanna ring Jokoski? I don't. I think it's cruel.

But I, does Jokarski know about it? I mean, he knows that I've had to go in. We were talking about it. Is there anyone way to find out? We have to call him. We have to call him, because he was in a, we'll find out. Yeah. Let's, can we not, quite genuinely,

and you can cut this bit later, Tom. Can we, can we not hang up on him, like last time I spoke to him, I think he was a bit pissed off about it. Yeah, I'm saying. When we hang up mid-centred? Yeah, now he was like, I don't mind when he's cool and stuff, but he seemed genuinely just a bit. This is the first time he's listening

to the podcast we're calling Joe Koski, he's a star of stage and stage. And he's touring with School of Rock internationally at the moment. We went to university with him, he's massive. Joe? Joe? Joe? Joe? It's Broden here. Have you heard of the musical high fidelity?

Yes, I performed it. It's my fucking ten minute call, bro What man? I'm about to go on stage you fucks Man, yeah was high has high fidelity good High fidelity was fine. It's no. It's're two hours a hand. All right, we lost him All right Do you want to start again and do the facts with Zach idea for this episode? Yeah, yeah, we haven't even started Welcome to the anti-donner podcast where we are taking an old segment something that a lot of you have been causing a lot of hubbub, Zach. What?

Sorry. You said hubbub. You're gonna start a fucking podcast. You said he has a cut, say hubbub. I did a one of you the thing I was taking your word, which is why I said Zach. What a fucking word. You go back and listen to this, you're gonna feel very guilty about having said that. I would never say hubbub.

All right. Welcome to the Anti-Donna podcast, where we are rebooting one of Australia's favorite podcast segments. And that is Facts With Zach. Now there has been an outcry for Facts With Zach, from one person on our subreddit called Omar FW or Omar FW or Omar FW. Not sure how to break down that name exactly. It could just be OMAR. Not important.

Not important, but he said no seriously what the fuck happened with facts with Zach. And I think someone earlier on the subreddit asked what happened with facts with Zach. And I think someone earlier on the subreddit asked what happened with facts with Zach. I'm gonna try and have a look and see if it was also them. But, you know, I don't know who knows. What we wanted to do was bring back that classic segment facts with Zach. But we don't know how.

Or what. And so it was someone else someone a little while ago right what the fuck happened to facts with Zach on the subreddit their name was oh no I'm running out of all awful oh no I'm running out awful oh no I'm running user oh, I'm running user. Oh no. I'm running out and then OFLE I reckon it could be oh no. I'm running out of Of letters. Yeah. Oh no running out of oh that makes so much sense. Oh no, I'm running out of let yeah letters very good pick up There yeah, I'm a dumb. I'm fucking dumb. No, I don't know It was a little weird when you said her Bob,

but other than that, you know. You said her Bob. I'd never said her Bob. No, you did. Did I say her Bob, bro? No. No, I did not. Oh.

Wow. Cool Joe. Ask him. I think he was genuinely bad. Um, no, he was pissed when I was talking to him at Tom's press park show. He was like, please stop doing that to me. But he dropped out there. We just had to ask him a question.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's fine. I've got some mad facts. I actually did. I know I said I didn't have facts. I just looked up some facts. So I've got some really good facts. Guys, guys, once again,

it falls on me to do the storytelling not everyone's listen to all 5,000 episodes of this podcast I have No, you haven't no I think I've listened to about three you do ever listen. No neither do I listen to any of the podcasts of fallen on me To explain facts with Zach in the early days days, we had a segment, a weekly segment called facts, facts with Zach. Facts with facts. Where things, we would read things that Zach had fixed. No, no, that was facts with Mark.

Okay. Ah, was that a thing really? I don't remember. I think so. I don't know. I think so. I don't know. That's a funny thing. When an art accountant makes podcast references to me. Then Chiftern.

Yeah, who I love and is a beautiful man and really looks after his money wise, sortness out, nothing illegal. When he makes podcast references to me, sometimes I don't know what he's talking about. Yes, yes, yes. You, man. And I love it. I really appreciate it. Yes, yes, yes. You, man. And I love it.

I really appreciate it. I love that he's a fan, but sometimes I'm like, I don't know. I do these. I fucking and dump them. That's how I, that's how I do the podcast. The podcasts. Oh my God. Because when I come in, when I'm doing a podcast,

I'm fucking making love. I'm fucking hard. And I'm working. And then I dump it. when I'm doing a bug cast, I'm fucking making love, I'm fucking hard, and I'm working, and then I dump it, get it on my fucking site. Don't let it get away. Just get a time check on this one. That's all right, do it on that podcast. I make love very different.

Here's how I like to do a podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When I do a podcast, I'll wine it, no, Diana. Yeah, yeah. I use my tongue to make these words. Hey, do you use your tongue, palate, and lips? Yeah, baby. I love using my palate.

Often I use my laptop to find songs. Yeah. Anyway, facts with Zach. Do you want to say a thing? I do the podcast? No. No interest. It was a segment. Zach would bring in facts about shopping centers.

Is that right? Well, no, it would be facts about anything. So I bring in big, interesting, sometimes it was shopping centers. Occasionally. Occasionally. Occasionally sometimes. But it would be any facts. So just interesting facts that would tickle your fancy that would help you just grow.

Like something you could take to a dinner party. I know a lot of our listeners that go to dinner parties with a frittata, frittata, they are, we're gonna do an ad- Break. So a lot of people, they go into dinner parties, their new wives, their new husbands, they need to impress the boss,

and I give them facts, just to take into their day-to-day life. I see. Sometimes about shopping centers, do it also about really about anything. Life. And you want to reboot this? Yes, yeah, yeah. So think of it as anti-donna's

Ripley's Believe it or not. That's no one think of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the new Star Wars series. Yeah, or the Jane Silent Bob reboot ski. Reboot. Why does it have to be something else? Why can't it just be facts with with zack mark because it we we we we did it

sucked Yeah, we cut it And now it's like number people loved it. We were wrong to cut it That when I said it sucked that was a judgment that I passed on it. Yeah, that wasn't fair It wasn't fair. I think if we do it now think if we do it now, we can't do it for the audience when we started this. Yeah, no, that's right. It's got to be an audience for today

and it's got to be if this Zach with facts show existed now, how would it exist? Why would it exist? I would elevate it. I've got the facts. That's whatever. Yeah, that's whatever. I've done my research.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's about how we sell it now Because it used to be I can't really remember but there was no backing music It used to just be a little song. Mm-hmm. What was this? It was like fax with sack This fax is that gets fax was that and Steve go Of course Steve gobs. Yeah, who is this? Past away. Yes, past away. So Steve Jobs passed away and Steve gobs and then then there was the Steve Gobs. Who is Steve? Yes, he has passed away. So Steve Jobs passed away. And Steve Gobs passed away.

And then there was the Steve Gobs character. He passed away. Yeah, right. Steve Gobs, of course, an innovator of Gobs jobs. Yeah. And Steve Gobs had a lot of the opposite problems to Steve Jobs. Steve Gobs couldn't stop buying furniture. And... Steve Gobs couldn't stop buying furniture.

And... And it was very connected to his kids. Yeah, love these kids. Yeah. Have you seen Danny Boyle's Steve Gobs? Oh, I mean, so... Oh, and in the brilliant... Yeah, in which Steve Gobs, the movie And in the brilliant, Yeah. And in which, in Steve gobs, the movie by Danny Boyle was played by Danny Moore,

the opposite. Yeah, actually, Actually, Actually, and could just X-Wife. But, A lot of the opposites. Yeah, that would work. Anyway,

I'm thinking about Steve gobs. He can't stop crediting Steve was Niaqi for stuff. Yeah, everything. Everything he does. It's like, this is because of Steve Wands and the Ackey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he really loves open computer systems. Sorry, the meme more.

The meme more. The meme more. So, yeah, no, Steve Gobs really loves open access. I'm sorry, I added an A to the end of Steve was New York's name. I liked it wasn't the ackey. I think I made him a tennis player. That does see it. It goes from it.

It sounds like a tennis player. Yeah, well it goes from a real name to a made up name I feel like. Wasn't the ackey? Wasn't the ackey. Wasn't the ackey. And in the Steve gobs world, there's also Steve Nas... Steve Nas, Steve. Steve Nas, Steve.

Steve Nox, the ackey. I had an idea for a character. Steve Nas, the No. Steve... Steve Nasne... Steve Noxie... I had an idea for a character. He's dead. He's character's dead now, and you'll never see him, but I had an idea. Steve wasne wacky. Oh, that's really... That's a wacky computer maker.

Can I try him? Can I just have a go at him? You need to... Whoa! You need to acknowledge the Apple 2 team! Whoa! Bang! He's dead! Oh, that's... Steve wasne wacky. You need to do wack big knowledgely Apple too, team. Bang, he's dead.

Stephen wasn't he wacky. I was too wacky. Go on too soon. Shot and cold blood. Yeah. So I'm literally a bath of cold blood. Yes, kill himself. I'm ready with my facts.

I've got some really good facts about a varied range of topics. Do we think there's a theme song this time, or is it just gritty? I had Netflix series. Yeah, and I think reboot it. Re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re One foot in the stalege and one foot in a modern 2019 or so. So 2019 reboot, they love nostalgia, they like making it as similar as possible. 2005 reboot, they like going gritty.

Which reboot are we doing? I think we go now. I think this is something I prepared more you guys were talking to you shit, right? Yeah. All right. So this is what my pitch for new theme is. Can we have some practical effects, please? In fact, I don't want CGI.

Aren't you just reading facts off your phone? Yeah. I don't think we need SFX. What are you made? It's a podcast, man. So you have a visual. I've never listened to the podcast. Yeah, but you surely you understand the visual.

You've never listened to it, but you are involved. I haven't been able to help you. I've been able to it, but you are involved in the video I'm not the one on the YouTube I feel like you've got a good idea of what the podcast is Is it visual or not? No, it's not Someone showed me that funny little... Someone showed me that funny little fogman in Cartoon

That's not cute So that's not what we're doing We've done animations, yeah, yeah, the funny little fogman in cartoon, that was cute. No. So that's not what we're doing. You have a greater understanding of what the podcast is than most people. You have to understand that. All right. We're just picking up some high fidelity sound happening outside the door. We're recording it out of this podcast. That's why we're picking up Drill sound when you're hearing now is a few people doing light band and a dog barking

Probably before it probably about before they're about to go and do their own podcast in the podcast studio. Let's listen in Let's listen in. Yeah, I'm gonna follow you. That's some good, uh, back on the make-out. And enter in the next room. If you could make out what they were saying, please post it in our subreddit. But if it's offensive or derogatory, please just DM us. Anyway, guys, here's... Fuck it out.

Here's... Here's... Are we jumping right in? No, I'm just showing you what the song I've made. Okay, all right. I've gone interesting here. I've gone known lyrics. No lyrics.

All right. No, so be ready for that. No lyrics. Oh, the known lyrics of the song. Yes, which is none of them. Are you gonna sing the song? No, just known lyrics to a different song. Okay, no lyrics.

The lyrics are known. The lyrics are known and it's the tequila song. Can I give you a bonus fact right now? Not before we snow. No, but this is not about facts with Zach. It doesn't suit facts with Zach. It doesn't quite work, it's not quite. All right, just don't frame it as a fact.

It's not a fact, it's not a fact. Hey, so you're making this up. Yep. Oh, do you know what would be interesting? Is if the creator of Star Trek wrote lyrics to the Star Trek theme song, so that even when it's an instrumental, he got half of the royalties and then never actually, although I think he released it once, so there are official lyrics to the Star Trek themes. Why would you make something else? I didn't. It's a fact fuck you. You fucking can't. All right. Here's, as I just said, there are nine lyrics,

the lyrics to the song Tequila. OK. And I've made a new composition. OK. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Tequila. Tequila.

Something like that. Welcome to Facts with Zach. What are you reckon? You were just going into it. I mean, you liked it. That means yeah, that means you liked it. Yeah, so it's almost got more of a talk show kind of vibe. You're going to ask me a question, we're going to open with that.

Yeah, yeah, you were changing the format. So now there's, there's, I'm the host, essentially. Can I think of me as like a Conan O'Brien type figure? All you, I'm not familiar. Maybe you're John, John, your card is your, John Carter from Mars. I think you're like a John Carter from Mars. But tonight, show host John Carter.

Yes, so think of me as that sort of figure. We're putting in a desk, We're going to a full hour and it's gonna be late night Zach like that I just imagine it as was it Taylor Kitch Taylor Kitch without a shirt on a long hair, but like a traditional 90s Welcome, I'm John Carter from Mars and what was with Bill Clinton today? So I'm the host we do

Before we go to facts with Zach we go to type five of stand-up which broder will be doing for us this evening All right, and and then we get into the facts with Zach segment which happens before every abbra because I've got some killer facts here Okay, and I just I feel that I can I say something yeah are they about shopping centers if they are I'll be very upset why because he said that it's about facts about different things range of topics broden now are some of those topics shopping centers and they have been in the park they have been in the park sure I don't want to give it away But if they happen to be about shopping centers

It's not because of any sort of rule or direct kind of reason not All right, no, they're not deliberately about shopping centers No, they're not deliberately about shopping centers. What? I haven't gone out to, I didn't Google our shopping centers. Wikipedia. How do you source your facts? Wikipedia, Google, that sort of thing. Yeah.

What, how do you choose what facts you do? It's a broad range of topics. I'll just sort of, I'll kind of go, well, what's something that intrigues me and I'll dig into that topic. What's intrigued you lately? There's lots of things, lots of things. Sure, yes, shopping centers are a part of that.

A lot of people that know me know that I love theme parks. We get theme park facts. Maybe not today. I don't think there's any theme park facts today. What else do you do? I love films. Well, there be film facts. Not today, not today with the film facts.

All right. I think it's best if we just do this. Yeah, probably best if we do this. And let's just jump in. Yeah, let's go to the theme song again. Sorry, just before we start, is there music between my facts? Or maybe a sting?

Can we have a sting like almost like I, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know, I do like an opening monologue about what's happening in the world today. I understand just so long as we can get to my facts, they need to be heard.

Although be heard. Shall we start it? Let's start it. Okay. And welcome to Facts with Zach, the reboot! It's so happy to be on the air. We have not bought it. What is? So happy to be on the air.

This should the program. Yeah, the program is happy to be. I mean, there should the program. Yeah, the program is. Yeah, the program's happy to be. I mean, there's been a lot of hub hub for it, so it's exciting for it to be on the air. All right, great. Sorry, good kick, guys. Exciting to be back on the air. It's happy to be back on the air.

And what's been going on with the news lately? So much, so many things. Welcome back, by the way. I tell you what, I was the best man at my friend's second wedding and I started the speech with welcome back everyone and the groom was not happy. You reading jokes off a joke website? Yeah, I don't know. I was hoping to find a transcript of like an old tonight show. Would you just wrap through this cut to the stand up? What? That's rush me.

OK. It's not going to shut up. I'll tell you what, I used to spring break. But then graduation came, now I just lunch break. Are you kidding me? No. What? This is insulting to facts with that.

I'll tell you what, if I had the throne, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones finished up recently. Everyone's still gonna have Game of Thrones. I'll tell you what, if I had the throne, I'd have someone invent a setting for the fire alarm to turn off when you yell just cooking, what? Sorry, I judged that. Don't judge it don't turn. All right we got a great show lined up for you tonight on Factorsack the reboot but first we're

cutting over to a very young up-and-coming new comedian on the scene and his name is Broding Kelly. Take it away. Hello, good to be here. I usually work in a sketch group, so I don't usually do stand-up, but I'm having to be here. I'm going to perform one third of the sketch kill him. All right, ear rates welcome to ceramics first class health and safety. Now this big blast is a kill All right, now it's a big don't what could we put in there? No, what else? No All right, no you put mugs and pots.

Now I'm only going to say this one. It's very dangerous. Never get in the kiln. Get out of the kiln. Why in the boot, Newton's, did you get in there? What? Oh, stop it. Thank you, stop it.

Thank you, good night. Can I have another go at the opening monologue? No, no, come on. These things go out live. This is time you can do it after a facts with sack. All right, great. Yeah, a fact. All right, I'll do another effects with sack. Facts with sack.

Facts, facts, snacks. Snack. All right. Yeah, I do. Facts with sack. That's snack. All right. Yeah, I'll do a closing one look. But you want a sting? I don't want a fucking sting. I do, yeah, so I've got to be introduced. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll introduce you with a quick joke. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right, now thank you. Thank you very much, Broden. Welcome, welcome everyone to Fax with Zach.

Welcome back from the ad, from the ad break. Already the teleprompter is down, so this is a great way to start the show. It is even though it's already started. I could do impressions, so what do we do here? I could think of something. Cut to Justin Timberlake, please. Just wink at me or something.

We have another monitor coming in. You know what, I'll make up this monologue. All right, so now let's, what? What was that? Transcript of something. As Jimmy fell in opening the Golden Globes. Oh, fun.

Yeah, no, no. Not a joke, More of an incident. That was a joke. Can I play this sting now? Yes. Introduce me. Well, here, this is what happens at the Golden Globes already. It's not a joke.

Already you have your Golden Globe moment. Just say, just say. It's already a GIF. I'm happy I didn't trip. It's like doing a live GIF. This is the Golden Globes. One of the few places left where America still honors the popular vote. Come on. Now let's welcome Zach with facts with Zach. Sting. Sting in the police. Yeah, I like it. Oh, it's stop. Backspazac. You don't have to read us any facts.

Those days over, you don't have to read facts into the night. Westfield Century City, formerly known as Century Square Shopping Center, is a two-level 1.3 billion square foot outdoor shopping mall in the Century City commercial district in Los Angeles, California. A property of the Westfield Corporation. You don't have to put on your red light. A property of the Westfield Corporation. The mall is anchored by Nordstrom, Bloomingdale's, Macy sorry, just got to be. Can we say that, can we say that for later? Can we just say, ma, I don't mean it. I got, I got, I've played, I'm sorry.

It's my fucking show, but sure. Sure. Whoa. Yours, okay. Can we address that after this? Yeah, after. Thanks for the exact, Mark show, okay. Australian shopping center developer developer Westfield Group acquired a 50% stake in the shopping

set during 2002. Has he already been... And renamed the Westfield Shopping Town Century City. The shopping town moniker was dropped from all Westfield properties in 2005. After years of delays, lawsuits and neighbourhood protests, a revamped expansion plan was unveiled in 2010. The bad. The bad. You wanted it.

The expansion was approved and commits construction in 2015, as's a bit of a long fact. The oldest portions of the property, including the Welton Beckett designed Gateway West building and Macy's, with demolished and replaced with U2 level and 3 level retail buildings. A planned residential tower was removed from the project to make way for additional retail, which now numbered more than 1.3 million square feet. Just to be clear, I didn't work back. I'm running out of, I'm running out of awful, wanted it back. The first phase of the project, including the new Macy's stores, opened on April 6, 2017. The second major phase, including Nordstrom.

Wait, I'm nearly done. Over to the public on October 3, 2017. Nearly done one. The final piece of the project. The final piece of the project, the final piece of the project. Italian marketplace concept, Italy. Opened on November 13th, 2017. Italy.

Italy. As in Italy? Yeah, but eat, you eat there. A bad man co-owned. We say manja. No, it's Italy. You went to Italy. Would have been.

Myjoli would have been there. I've got one more fact and then I'm done Can I say my fact about the song? No, I've got a personal fact and Then you can do your song you're talking over the sting Literally no one talks over the sting Some say that that was doing the fact was that Some say that that was doing the fact that was a Yeah, please you don't have to read out the facts anymore

Now time for a personal fact was that it was here that Zach had his first ever burger from five guys burgers and fries When he went to YouTube school. We're done. Yeah, we're done. We're all right. Interesting fact about the theme song, is that? Boring. Inter- Boring.

Boring. Boring. But really, this is great, you guys. You guys are the best of the best. These are the best of the best. What are you doing? Best of TV, the best of movies. I mean, just look at who we have in the room.

Stop right now, the Golden Globe. We have Ryan Gosling right there. No, we don't. That's all I'm talking about. It's such an amazing job in La La Land, playing a jazz pianist in Hollywood. By the way, don't Google Ryan Gosling penis. It's a HR nightmare.

And we're done. And thank you so much for all your support for Facts with Zach. I've been pushing to get this back for years now. It means so much that you would get on board and help out Facts with Zach. Mark, you can co-own the concept if you want. Thank you. It was worse than I remember. Let me know if you want to see it again. Hashtag. I want more facts with Zach.

Reboot. Reboot. In fact, I want it to take up a whole episode just the bit where Zach says fact. And you know what? You didn't like this? Ask us to reboot the reboot. Because that's what people are doing now.

They're rebootin' and they're rebootin' and rebootin' like, the spider man. I know, that's the end of that show. Now we end the podcast. Yes. Thank you so much for joining us on the Anti-Donna podcast. I hope you enjoyed the in-depth detailed descriptions of how we like to fuck. And now, of course, we're going out on a new segment called Facts With Zach.

Let's do it. Shit, wait, you're playing music. I'd like to find some more facts. Come on, man, stay on your toes. Oh shit. Facts with Zach. You don't have to read it. Zach, here's the fact.

Can you ask you to answer it factually? Is there something? What do you have a plane ticket in your wallet? Ha ha ha. I ate a virgin plane ticket in your wallet. How old's that? Was that from my last tour? No trip to Adelaide, Melbourne to Adelaide.

Is that from when you went to the fringe? Not July. No, no little tour. No, but it was in our tour. Yeah, a little tour. Was it the first trip? That was the first trip we did. I also have to admit to get to Longshot.

What's that other thing you got new on? A dinger. You are wild. And that was Facts with Zach. Thank you so much for joining us this week on the Antidona podcast. I've been Mark Banana. I've been Zachary Thomas Rwain. A Broden.

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