Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 17 Feat. XAVIER MICHELIDES

Episode Date: November 8, 2016

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A list of not production. Did you guys before we start, want to say a prayer? Yeah, I'd love to say a prayer to our Lord Jesus Christ and his Father God. I'd prefer to stay out of that. If that's okay, I'd prefer not to. Why? That's your choice. No, but I'm an atheist. So, okay.

Even though you went to a Catholic high school, that's why I'm an atheist. Am I right, guys? You're your friends calling your phone right now. You should answer that. Oh, no. You screening her call. I'm not going gonna answer it. She's screamed at every. She's gonna find out. Can you lead the prayer? I'd love to lead the prayer. Okay, close our eyes. Dear Lord and Jesus. Bullshit! Sorry, are you okay? You got a cough? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm just abstaining from this prayer. I'm staying out of it. Thanks, Gusty. This week's guest is... You still praying? Yeah. Dear God, please this week bless us with a guest whose head is bald and whose name is Greek. If he has any sort of scars or rashes on the inside

of his asshole that he'd like to talk about, that would be a plus as we don't have much left to talk about with each other. Please also look after the people in the Middle East. I'm sorry, Matthew. Can you not, I'm... Sorry, you can keep... Maybe just be good. But is it, like, which one do you want him to prioritize? Okay, now, I don't know if anyone told you the rules,

but you do not speak until we introduce you. Okay. Is that clear? Yep. And you've just spoken again. Is that clear? Is it clear? He's nodding.

Nodding. Nodding. Xavier Mick and he's is a meant. I guess this week is a writer, comedian, songstress, and volovont. And volovont. And all around

Ferreiro Racheer, Eaton Mann, its Xavier Mickalidis. Thank you. Thank you so much. Freror Ryshe, Eaton Man, it's Xavier McEladis. Thank you, thank you so much. It's great to be here. You were in the room next to us. Sorry, Brayden. How do I get your surname, by the way? McEladis?

My, I say McEladis, but he's, I think you're saying it wrong. I think, yeah. I think it's actually would be Mcaladas saying it in the record. Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas.

Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas.

Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas. Mikaladas. I'm a big fan of Nick O'Jay and Opola, so I think his movies are very funny. That's all my cash phrases. And just so you know it. That's every single fact. Thank you guys.

I appreciate that you guys have watched my coming enough to remember my cash phrases. That's right. You just all banged them out one after the other. And what you two bloody skips have got to understand. Sorry I wasn't listening. I was cooking a couple of sandwiches on the barbecue. Hey, alright, that's weird. When you skip to go out and stand.

When you're frying the sandwiches. He's making the toast sandwiches. Can I just ask what we're doing? We don't get it mate. When we say come in here, they don't get the culture. They don't get it. Can I just ask the like, and I will never get it. I just want to break down a joke here.

I want to do like it. Let's break it down. I'm just going to say, yeah, break it down, but before you do, just so you know, you two skips and all that to make these jokes. Oh, you're not allowed to muck in these are jokers. Oh, I'm a tippy-z-muck and more ravioli too. This feels like I'm back home, it feels authentic, I feel like I'm on my own. It's pretty close.

It feels so close to my band. That is pitch perfect Greek. That's what I was. And that was... That feels like I'm right back. Castel Rossa. And I was just got stepped off the boat. And then my extended family coming to greet me. And they're like, what are they saying?

Rock, rock, rock, rock. I get on the fucking... coming to greet me. What are they saying? Oh, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, It's just two the Greek islands in Italy and and and Hello Italy, where jet we're from Jolong one two three four ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Really? Yeah Yeah that's right. How many times that number goes down? So it didn't, not bush. But if that was the speed limit, then how long was that? It's unbelievable.

It's unbelievable. It's the best thing I've ever seen. I saw them instant-killed her, but I didn't recognize them. I just saw people who I thought I knew and started walking towards them, smiling and going, oh, look, it's my mate. And I was pointing at them and I was smiling.

I was like, what are you guys doing here? Like, all mates from Perth is something and then I got very close and I realized it was jet and they were not happy that I was taking towards. We're not your friends, we're jet. We're jet. Do you know that we will never be your friends? Their song, Shine On, is actually about that experience.

We have to have that moment. It's about the time Xavier Michael-Leadies approached the Mexican. Is it another ball joke? Shine on. Like it's about that shiny. Oh, that's right. I wish I was that clever. I wish. That's the second- maybe your song, I do. You're subconsciously that clever.

Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Maybe he's just a dumb dumb poo poo brain. Which is another Jets song. Yeah. So, don't do dumb dumb poo poo brain. It's dumb, dumb, dumb, D-D-D-D. Flashy crocodile. Dumb girls are genius.

So, what, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, German ass song? That was on the album that did very poorly. Maybe they're fans of this podcast. Anyway, ZZZZZZ know who jet are. Look them up. Jet, right? You know, I think I'd love to see their Wikipedia page. I imagine it's short. What about, who do you prefer jet or wolf mother? Because for me, that was the two at the time. I've got a better one for you. Jet or the Beatles. Oh, that's tough.

That's so tough. I'm good at going. I'm sorry, I think that's silly because usually it's like the stones or jet. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I've never had that. I'm always like going, yeah, if I can jet over the stones. Obviously, jet over the stones. Obviously, jet over the stones. I'm like the Beatles, that's a different thing. There's still their rock bands. Yeah, I'm paying like 20 bucks to go down the SP and watch Jet. I'll see all their best hits, I'm paying like 20 bucks to go down the SB and watch jet I'll see that all their best hits I'm there for an hour and a half

I get a cheap beer from the SB on watching them rock and roll out all thing I'll go see the Beatles or whatever the stones it's cost like 400 bucks Yeah up the back stones only two of them left two of them left and they don't even want to perform anymore guys That's it guys. I do just quickly want to point out Tom Armstrong our wonderful sound designer just went on to Jets Wikipedia page I mean I say it's quite lengthy oh really so what a lot going on we've got to remember that Wikipedia and Jets were coming up at around the same time yeah yeah so so there was a time you know that was exactly you know yeah I've never seen Wikipedia live but hey Zav yeah I walked into your office before and I was like hey would you please come

on and do us the honor of being on it on our podcast you're very funny you said yeah but you have to be in my thing what's the thing I was I'm planning to in the future I'm gonna just make make a short little animated series. I want you guys to sing the theme song for it. Oh, that'd be great. So it's called Cats and Tracky Dacks. Okay, so here's the thing. Wow.

Brought in at no point told me this was a conditional guest appearance. And so you're not happy with that? I'd like to see a script. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. Well, I mean look, look, look, guys, I don't mean there's nothing to worry about, all right? It's called Cats and Trachydax, and there are a bunch of cats. They wear Trachydax, they hate women, and you know, just regular stuff.

Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, there was something there that you said that really put me off what the tracky decks bit Well, I mean how do they wear the tracky decks? I'm always been a fan of tracky decks. Yeah, yeah go on They wear them crisscross style. They're wearing them backwards. You said all you said yeah, that's it's a tracky decks the cats hate women That's about it Wait a second wait a minute what? Cats yet they like it's a cartoon so they can talk. Is it like the musical cats? Is it like the musical cats?

In many ways it's sort of like that. I mean, I know Rum Tunga is an fan. Rum Tunga, I'm sorry. I did last night. Sounds like what I did alone in my bed last night. Rum Tunga. That's what you're saying. Verify your I did alone in my bed last night. A rum-tug-tug-a. That's when you just fall your joke, Mark.

What? Clarify your joke. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What did you, you're in your bedroom? Yeah. You got a big one, a rum. Yeah. What are you, a tug-a?

I'm having a rum-tug-tug-a. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does that mean? It means I was getting, I was tugging on the end of my pillowcase to form like kind of like a peg, and then I was shoving it up my asshole. There it is. It's a rumtum and I was rubbing my thumb at the same time.

Because I can do the two things at once. A rumtum, tug. Do you like sing as you do it? What? Yeah. I sing Italian pop songs. Like voice, voice, voice. Do you like sing as you do it? What? Yeah. I sing Italian pop songs. Like voice, voice, voice. I'm saying it. I'm saying it. Just like, I understand. Well, the reason...

That's why I'm in therapy now is because I saw Mark do this. That's the reason. It's why I missed the Gallaudet. So, coming back to me. Focus at the time. I missed it gal, there it is. It's all coming back to me. Focus at the time. I missed it by the sketch pitch. It was sort of pitching out sketch ideas.

For I think it was 1999 and I'd sort of said, oh, you know, this is character I'm working on called Mr. Bull. Brodom was like, I'd love to bring back man-based and Mark was like, look, I've got a sketch idea. I don't think I can really explain it. Do you mind if I just perform it for you? Esquela missa din-quante! And he just shoved the pillow peg, is it?

Yeah. Into his aynas. Wow. And started singing. And I was like, this doesn't really come off to me as a sketch so much as a pornographic act. I said, it needs a punchline. I said said it's got to come home with a bang. And I said I don't have one and I won't be moved on that.

But let's just say... There's a bell movement, so I'll tell you that much for a call. Let's just say he did a little bit more and it certainly ended with a bang. And by bang I mean come, he come everywhere. He come on the pillow. Because it's come on us. It's funny that you were come on the table It's funny that you were talking about cats in track-ed-ax because we've been working on an animation called come dogs Oh, which is pretty close to tap dogs what no, it's definitely called come dogs come dogs and it's a bit of

Listen and we need and we want to do the thing the theme song because it's about a dog made out of come who lives in your bum Yeah, sorry, sorry, is that yeah When you pitched it to me mark you said it was about some some tough Steel workers okay, who clock off tap dance in their blunts You've forgotten confused because all I was pitching was a tent when I was talking to you All I was pitching was a tent when I was talking to you. All I was pitching was a tent. I remember that. You were distracted by the tent because I was saying it's come dog.

He's the dog who lives in your bum. And he's made out of it. Come. It's come. I know it's perfect. If he didn't pitch it right, it's like that. It's a word perfect then. And then it's confusing to me because I don't remember.

I remember it going something like, where a pal saw boys and we need to get it off. It's five o'clock chuck them on a tap a tap a tap a tap All right Xavier. What do you think? What I think? Come on? I'm gonna pick between come dogs. You got a big one come dogs tap dogs. So now a cap come dogs Let me pitch you Put men tap dogs. All right. Let's pitch the ideas. Okay, so first up, let's go tap dogs. All right, let's go tap dogs first up. Pitch tap dogs. Tap dogs is about hard work and boys

who work industrial factories and to save the plant, they chuck on some blood stone boots and they tap dance and they sort of hit it against the steel and shit. Who's your demographic? I'm talking old, old. Who's watching this? Who's your demographic? I'm talking old, old. Who's watching this? Who's watching this? I think it's for anyone between the ages of four and 48. I'm in a hospital waiting room.

All right, that's on the TV. Yeah, yeah, the corner. What are you suffering from? I've got full blown AIDS. And I've only got a very short time. Yeah. And suddenly in the corner out of my eye, are you family there? My family are coming and I'm going to talk to them for the last time. But in the corner is a TV.

Yep. Your show is playing. Yep. Why would I ignore my family if I'm seen for the last time? Yeah. To watch. Tap dogs. Get ready for my elevator pitch.

It's West Wing. Meet's tap. Now. No, no, no, stop right there. That's everything I've ever wanted to hear at the show. I'm so sorry about your condition. Okay. That's fine. I'm happy to die now that I know there is tap doctors out there. You guys are good a lot of. Okay, so now that we've heard, and now that we've heard, I'm just remaining neutral in this. I'm remaining neutral. Now that we've heard brodans fucked stupid idea

And let's get ready for I'm a no no no like brodans idea. I don't know why but I don't like as much anymore I don't know I think make me change my mind a bit. I don't like her a bottle. I you've had yours I know no sorry sorry You get 30 seconds Brodans wrong Brodans no you're the puppet brodans. I'm just a neutral I am just a neutral moderator here. You've had

you minute, okay? You're a neutral fuck face. Wow, okay. You're a neutral fuck face. He's getting mad. Okay, so... I'm gonna fuck you. Broden, if you're gonna be immature about this, then you're gonna be disqualified. I'm gonna disqualify you. You say one more then you're going to be disqualified. I'm going to disqualify you. You say one more thing you're getting a red card. Thank you. So Broden's pitched his kind of an idea, just a big fat shit idea. And now for Mark's good idea, which is good. Okay, alright so, Come Dog is everyone's best friend. Yes, he's like a regular dog, he's like a sausage dog. Wow, the twist is he's made head to toe out of a man's come.

Man's come and a woman's come, it's a mixed bag of come. It's not sexist come. In the shape of a dog and because he's made of come he's malleable so he lives in your bum like Alex Mack. It's like Sabrina the teenage witch meets Alex Mack but with a come dog instead of a woman. Think about it. I mean let's get serious. I can't get a TV these days. We need to attach this to some sort of company, some sort of product. Yeah. Where's CUMDog, who are we talking to, calls, who are we talking to Woolworths, who can sponsor this thing, so we're making big bucks. Any company that deals in CUMDog or CUMBASE products,

like the egg, you know, the egg, they make the eggs that you can put on your pussy. Yeah. Yeah, those. Can I just say, I would say, really, what, for this, any, what company would do? Eggs, dude. what company would do? Any company will do.

Right. Maccomtosh. Maccomtosh. Com the fruiterer. Maccom the fruiterer. Com the fruiterer. Yeah. Hewlett Packard.

If it was covered in cum. That's so. So we can do it tie in where you get a fuel-packout computer, but you've come all over it. But you can't forget the dog. Yes, the dog is the key character here. This isn't a cat, because we do have to clarify, when Mark first pitched the idea to us, it was about a cat made of come.

Right. Which, that's, I mean, that mean that's be honest that makes no sense That's dumb ridiculous. That's a stupid idea. Yeah, but I like the dog I mean, I mean, I mean we've I think we've all met a dog made out of come at some point absolutely and the audience Ten girls yes, right? Think girl. Okay cool cool cool six thirty channel ten channel ten Saturday night Saturday night, 1997. You're alone in your room. You're listening to music.

You're just in another world. You've just heard radio heads, the bends for the first time, because we're on the cups of okay computer coming out. Wow, the greatest pop rock album of all time. Alt rock, alt rock. You pull out your Nintendo 64. Now, the greatest pop rock album of all time. Alt rock. Alt rock.

You pull out your Nintendo 64. These are all good feelings, I know. I Zelda Majora's Mask. All right. Bootman is just coming out at the movies. Sorry, go on. Whatever. All right, sorry, it's just you've had your minute, Broden.

All right. You've had your minute of being a big fat cunt. Wrong. Okay. Wrong. Red card be damned, Zach, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna cut off your head. Can we just let Mark have his minute?

This has been like four and a half minutes. It's just you've had your minute, Broden. You're speaking rhetoric. Why would you have a moderator if you're not going to listen to it? It would look better with no head. You can't. Xavier, pick your show. Look, as much as I, bro, and I really loved to have. Yeah. I like the sentences going. And I like, you know, I like this sentence. It sounds like it sounds new. It sounds exciting. Yeah.

But I guess I got it. I can't pass up. What? Dogmaid out of come. Thank you so much. And good night ladies and gentlemen. Oh my guys, that's I respect your decision, Xavier. Thanks, Zach and Mark. Congratulations. Oh, congratulations. Congratulations. I was just the neutral moderator in this. Yeah, well, okay, short. I'm gracious, Indafeed. You willcede. I can see it. It's really fine. Because everyone else said you would concede. Yep, yeah, I said, I'm and I've conceded. And I enjoy the rest of the podcast. Enjoy your career. No, you don't have to go on. I'm I'm leaving. You don't

have to know. Thanks so much. I don't know. Fuck and shut up, car. Oh, thanks so much for your time. Thanks so much for your time, Zach and Xavier It was the worst thing I ever did was asking you to come on this you fucking rat Scalian Greek friggin Suvlaki eatin shit. Oh, this got racist. Oh That got racist thanks very much. Good night. I'm leaving. I'm just getting ready for the Facebook

Facebook message saying hey, can we cut the racist stuff? Because basically we have to sit down and re-listen to all the podcasts, Tom puts them on Facebook, and then we listen to them and give notes because sometimes they get a bit out of hand. I don't think there's anything racist in what Broden said. I'd love some flakies in them. I'm a piece of shit. So I thought he was just listing a whole bunch of things about me.

I just, your traits. I thought he was just listing my traits and what I'm known for. That's sort of like, I'm stuck in the room, Xavier's in the way the door's, so I'm going to stay, but I've left the group. So you're no longer in the group. I'm not doing any more podcasts. Yeah, I wonder if we can get him back by the end of the podcast.

Yeah, probably. I think he's just pretending. Is he? Yeah, this is a little play. Well no one sent me a script. Well, no, I mean, that's fair enough. I mean, you guys are committing to it. You're going to get fooled.

And I think there's nothing wrong with that. It's, you know, I sent you a script. What's your email again? It's Broden's a big fuckhead at fuckbrodon in his dumb face. Bootmen's the worst show ever. Dotcom in your dog. And the thing is they don't just do mail that site. They do other stuff as well.

Heaps and stuff. There's heaps and other things. They've got a messenger service. They've got a messenger service. They've got a place where you can just sort of say, hey, to your mates, like you send them a hay. Oh, hey. Just, you know what, they used to poke on play.

Do they do the send them a hay? Send them a hay. I've heard about the send them a hay, but I didn't realize it was through them. Yeah, they're the ones who do send them a hay. You're looking at every day, checking your email. And you've probably got all these hares backed up. You've got a whole bunch of hares coming.

If you check your hares tab. I feel like a starvin' horse, I haven't checked myze back up. You've got a whole bunch of haze. I'm gonna check my hair. You check your haze tap. I feel like a starvin' horse. I haven't checked my haze. Yeah. What? I don't know you about, you're about to... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. I was just saying, I was just sort of making a silly joke about...

It's a different kind of haze. Yeah, I was, I was doing a pun, I was doing like a pun thing. Yeah, but he was talking about like hello, hey, and a horse eats like dry grass. I like and there was a apologise for, I can't apologise for who I am, I can only apologise for what I did, so I'm sorry Zach.

Really? Yeah man. Hey Zach. Yeah. Do you know what a homophonies? No. Is a homophonies word that can have too many sounds like another word? Like, that's a problem. I've never heard of a homophon.

That's a homophon. I've never heard of a homophon. That's a, I'm pretty sure that's a homophon. Yeah. How you? How long have you been a homophon for? Were you born? Obviously you were born that way and no one chooses whether they're a homophonic or not. I mean, it really became obvious to me when I was about 13. Well, all the other boys were looking up pornography of girls. My sexuality involved looking up words that had multiple meanings. Oh, but spelt the same. No, spelt differently said the same.

I just don't know why we're going down this path because we're going to cut it into no, no, I'm a phone. It's fine. It's fine if you were a phone. I use the number phone. It doesn't change how I think about you. It would be insane. It would be backwards thinking. I think that I would treat you any differently.

I've always thought of myself as more of a pen phone. Right. More pen phone. Because it's not the homophone thing that upsets me. If anything, it's the fact that you're a xenophob. That's what really gets to me. Yeah, you hate colored people, don't you say? Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm fine with colored people.

I'm just scared of their culture. Oh, all right. That's fine. That's a reasonable thing to do, you know. Yeah, absolutely. I may be a zett of hope, but I've got a, I know what it means. I'm a zylophote. Are you? Oh, you.

Oh, really? I think my microphone is so off right now. That's so big. It is. You sound great. Everything you've been saying has been, we've been hearing that recording that. Right. Bootman.

Uh, we a while ago, the lead in Bootman was an attractive Australian. I forget his name because he went out. He's not anymore. Andy Garcia. Yeah, attractive Australian. I forget his name because he went... He's not anymore, is he? Andy Garcia. Yeah, Andy Garcia. I love Andy Garcia. He was in coyote ugly. And then he was in riding in cars with boys.

Andrew Barrymore. And now he lives in England and does like this talented Kanskot talent or some of those shows. Doesn't really. Yeah. And once Tim mentioned, shared a YouTube video we did and Adam Garcia responded, oh this is funny. So the lead in boot men, things he guys are funny.

Well thought A video was funny. Yeah. That's great. And is he state of fan or was you think it was a passing thing? He comes to most of them. Do you guys are just sort of like a passing thing in his life or a constant thing in his life? I'd like to think.

He sends me like Facebook messages most. Weeks. Do you want to pull them up? Does he go check? I just be working on a bit of a tap. Do you want to check this one out? This is his. I've got his number.

I'll just be on the phone. Yeah, sure. Yeah, give him a call. That's phone buttons sound like him saying beep And also he's memorized his number He didn't just go to contacts Yeah yeah he doesn't sort of You didn't have that personal note at dial

That's in your brain That's like your mom's number and your partner's number Yeah good eye Candy Garcia here I have to write Andy Garcia. I remember him being white. Adam Garcia. I don't know if it's Andy Garcia's the guy for motions 11.

Well, you have called Andy Garcia. What do you want? Is Adam Garcia in the room with you? What? No. Why would I? Oh, sorry. Bloody getting mixed up with all the Garcia's.

This is the last time. It's just Andy Garcia. It's not just your name that is similar. Oh, sorry bloody getting mixed up with all the Garcia's this is the last See it's not just your names that are similar. Oh Now I'm just going beep beep because sometimes I like to pretend on my truck I'm back it up I'm just gonna go kill myself. Say yes. Andy Garcia. Andy Garcia. Kill himself. Oh no.

Andy Garcia, I'd like you to meet my friend Xavier Michael, ladies. I'm still all right. I've got the noose around my neck, so I... Don't kill yourself, mate. There's a lot to live for. Like what? Well, all the great movies you're in. Can I just explain something?

Yeah. I'm not even sure who Andy Garcia is. I said the name wrong. And you pointed out it was another person. And I'm trying to roll with it. Hey guys, you won't believe this, but Adam Garcia's just walked into the room, asking some questions.

Please. Okay, hey Andy Garcia, what's up? Adam, this is Adam Gus. Adam Gus. I'm bloody Andy. Yeah. I'm just going to ask, does Andy have a question for Adam? Yeah. Hey, what was it like being on the set of boot men? I'm going to call my friend Ali up here to decide to do you a lady.

That's a montage video of the best of Adam Gus. I didn't quite work with just give me a sec. I'm just going a seamery's talking as quickly up just um just googled Andy Garcia for Mark So hopefully he'll be a bit more in this movie Of course while Brodon's doing that anything to promote Adam Adam on a white... Don't touch it, this... I'm going to get to see my coyote ugly. After our first couple of podcasts, we saw a sharp drop-off on the iTunes charts. I don't know why boys, me being Andy gas here a Cuban American actor and director who became known in the late 80s and 90s

But having appeared in several successful Hollywood films. I can't imagine why Sorry, baby. What were you saying? Oh, I just I don't know why it's dropped off So this is this is what I like in a podcast. If someone playing pits on their phone Like like an awkward person at a party. That's what this sort of feels like. It feels like someone at a party You know I'm go as anything to talk about so they go look at these things on my phone That's what this podcast feels like hey did you know I was a nominated for an account real wall for best Hey, hey, I'm Adam Adam Garcia. What's your favorite thing about being in singing in the rain? After all this time, I'm very excited.

Oh. The main reason I wanted to do or play Don Lockwood, was to ask to do it, because it's such a fantastic role. Oh, of course. Hey, go kill yourself. Oh, no, Adam Garcia just killed himself. That's true Garcia, so one day. Unless you don't do it Andy. Oh no, he did.

Oh that's him dead. When you walked into this podcast studio, the two people would kill themselves? I thought three would kill themselves. Well you were right, watch this. Um... So, um... So you've got a show coming up at the next year's comedy festival, too. Yeah, I think so.

I this stage I'm not sure, but let's say yeah, it's definitely happening. I got no idea where the venue is and I've got a title I might change. She's doing it at my house, man. I'll do it at your house. Yeah, I've got a pretty big house that seats what, 200? Yeah, it's, yeah, you can, I mean for a comedy festival venue short, it's 200. Do you have a tech in house?

It's been square meter, so sure. Beautiful. Yeah, I got it in house tech. It's there all the time. Yep, he's just waiting for a show to happen. His name's Daniel Barker and he's. Oh Barker, Barker's doing it? Yeah, Barker's doing it.

Is that where he's at these days. Yeah, he's a small Is this a real man by the way? I know we should get him on a podcast We have a I have an in house tech deck Which I used to do sick little skateboard tricks with my fingers fingers. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I call it Daniel Barker Yeah, yeah, yeah I have an in house temp worker and she basically just she's just trying to get some experience for a degree. Yeah, yeah, and you're refusing that. Yeah, she just sends emails and gets me

coffee most. I have in-house temp fencing which is just a collection of some temporary fences that I hire out to companies when they're doing construction. I have a in-house temp folder. When I compute a store's things, where it needs to access them at some point and then later on you delete them. I have an in-house plate of tempura, vegetables, which I had prepared earlier today. I have an in-house, I haven't been... You please go. Sorry, I haven't in-house... I have an in-house continental plate. It's got a couple of nations on it,

and it's slowly moving, thus changing the face of the earth as we know it. BELL RINGS Oh, my God. This is the worst podcast we've ever done. I can't, but help feel parlourous. No, not your fault at all. I blame you.

But that's just me. I feel like I should have come in more and steered it in different directions. You're the guest. You don't need to steer it. And you have no control. That you should have steered this podcast. Then we'll let you down the sus.

podcast, then we'll let you down the coast. You also have a very funny YouTube channel. Yes. For those who are listening to home, YouTube is a like a television platform that is on you can watch on like Safari or

your Google Chrome or Internet Explorer. Yeah, it's sort of like a legal way to trick people in the public and the races to their face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what YouTube is the main race right now. Yeah, the main race right now. So any of our listeners in China, YouTube is unavailable, so we're going to just see if you

can upload your videos onto something else for our Chinese listeners. Yes, definitely. I think they have their own YouTube in China. Something like that, yeah. Yeah, Chinese YouTube. Yeah. What is the name of your YouTube channel? I think it's just a make-lidies. I think that's the name is just my name. It could even be

mid-lux spell in that. Yeah, yeah, big old Greek name. Can I have a valplies? Yeah, you already took all of them. I'll grow up, say, if you're sorry. That was the first. That was the Greek language. They're going through enough at the moment. I know with the four-legged music. Can I just say to the two Australians of European descent in this room, I made some jokes at the top of this show that I regret personally. I did some voices. I'm first generation. Do you understand what that means? I shut up. I'm first generation. Do you understand what that means?

Oh shut up. Oh my first generation! You understand what that means? Try to apologize. Oh no! Go on, Zach. Excuse me, let me go get some pasta. Sorry, what were you saying before? Yeah, so I just want to apologize. Well, the offensive things that I've said to you guys. I really appreciate to you guys. I really appreciate that, man. Oh, appreciate that.

And I know that just because we've come a long way and there's been other scapegoats that it's still not appropriate for me as an Irish Australian to make those jokes. Thanks, man, really. Thank you. You're welcome. Holy shit, I'm Thanks, man, really. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome.

Oh, it's all good on my beard, and tribal. And I think, you know, we've got to appreciate all cultures and everything we've done. And the Irish have brought so many great things to the world. You know, like the motorbike with a neck conditioner on it, submarine with the fly screen with the nose. Or that time, you guys, you know, you were the first people to go to the sun, and you did it at night time. And I think we can't forget with the Irish have brought to the world.

Well, that's important. And how important they are. We recently collaborated with the Blonds. Oh, yes. I mean, that's, that's, so many great things. So many things we, uh, we went to the M&M factory, it really helped clean that up throughout all their W's, E's and threes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sort of those guys crying. Also, just a little disclaimer for our English listeners. We've been saying the word Wogalot, which we know is a very racist word in English.

I didn't know that. I found that out a day ago. Oh, right, yeah. So it really say the word woke. Well, right now? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I said it earlier. We can't say it anymore. It's really bad. Yeah, it's really bad. But just know that it means something very different in Australia. And we're not using it in that way. And we apologize to anyone.

No, we can't say it anymore. That's so bad apparently. Yeah, it's real bad. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, it's real bad in the UK. I can say, because I'm... The animation, I'm... The animation, well, the cats won't hate women. Uh, they... LAUGHTER

I don't know, I don't, you know, I don't think we're thinking, you know, that's... They mean they will have their own space they can work where women are not allowed to go to right but well that's important if they get there no see I just the I'm being ironic you're being ironic and it's Brody, you can never be sure. I always, oh, good, very good. This is very good. I think it's... But for the record, we are all being ironic, especially, Brody.

And Irony plays really well online. I think that's the best thing. Oh, you always get the joke, and there was no... You never get in trouble with Irony. Yeah, but the audience are home. Explain what the internet is. Are the internet, it's basically a place where you can get your Dicat quicker and faster

to as many people as possible. More efficiently. More efficient. It's a beautiful thing. And I've been gotten so many troubles trying to get my Dic out there, but now I can. A lot of people were really worried when the internet started that it would help internationalism

or that it would sort of be about passing information and sharing it across the world connecting people and but it's good to see that it we've really focused it in and it really has become about getting our dicks out. It's great. So if you want to see Xavier's dick you can get him on Facebook. Yeah, Xavier Mike Lee's just just just gonna learn how to spell my name. Just gonna learn how to spell my name. Am I?

Am I? C-H-E-L-I-D-E-S. I'm tired, that ain't no swear to God, it's probably your only thing. I'm still more fuck it up in the title. Can a boy of L, please? Oh! Xavier, thank you so much for coming on the podcast. You're a legend. Just for fun.

We love you. Thank you so much. Just for the record, we'll get a video of you spelling your name. That's how we'll promote this podcast. That'll be great. So it's nice and clear for everyone. So just go back to the post that got you here on Facebook or Twitter. No, because if you're looking at the post, if you see this from post, you are one in five people because if Facebook hates when you, when we tell people that we

did a podcast. Yeah, if you see the post on Facebook about a podcast, please share it, please like it for some reason. Facebook are like really sticking it to us up our Googlers. So we just really want to get it out there. Tell, tell, tell, this is from I said, I'm going to say something, you guys, you know, you can back away from one of them and say, but I'm going to say it, Mark Zuckerberg is a doofus. Wow. And on the, you know what, I've seen the social network and, and, and, and he's got, he's got

some, he's going to answer some, to some people because he's a bit rude in that movie Yeah, yeah, he's a bit rude he was so mean to spider-man But he was mean to spider-man. Yeah, he was mean to the Arunimara. Yeah, he was mean to just in Timberlake Just in Timberlake Mark Zuckerberg's wife is an Asian American so in that movie Every girl is Asian that he goes out with or dates Except for Rooney Mara, which is super. Yeah, that's weird. Go figure Em, Emastone, he goes for Emastone in that movie. Emastone. That's a very, that's a niche joke that she was cast as a, as like a,

That was an niche joke. And let's do aish joke. Hey, would you like a quickie? That's from the sketch show. Anyway, thanks so much everyone. Thank you Xavier. Thank you Xavier. You're a great guy. We love you so much. We love you so much.

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