Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 179 - Pudmas Part 3 (Best of 2019)

Episode Date: December 16, 2019

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planet broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Episode 3 of Putmus. Hey, I'm not even going to get into the bits. If you're coming in on this, go back to 10. Go back to 2 episodes ago. Find out how we got here. We're counting down the... Oh, well, I don't need to tell you that. I don't need to tell you. Some people need to know. Well, no, but this is like't need to tell you that. I don't need to tell you. Some people need to know.

Well, no, but this is like Netflix episode four of a series, you're just jumping in. You gotta go back. If you wanna know that we're counting down the top 10 podcasts of the year to celebrate what we're calling the month of PUD or PUD. You're doing it, you're giving. Which is a month of celebration around.

Most of the viral sketch we had last year. If you wanna know that, you gotta go back to episode one. I mean, you just did tell them, but yeah. No, well, no, I didn't. But what we've built is this really cool narrative thread throughout these episodes so far. So you're going to be very lost here. Well, yeah, they should know that Zach is doing a Scrooge bit. Yeah, he's being itchy.

I am being bar humbuggy. But you care for this. You won't know that. is doing a scrooge bit. Yeah, he's being itchy. I am being bar humbuggy, but you care for this. You won't know that. Unless you go back. You won't know the first episode. For the first episode I was into it and then towards the end of the last episode I got like I was like I'm over this countdown

and now I'm being bar humbuggy and it's a question of whether I'll come around. And that's not the kind of thing you can just explain to a listener who's come in. What is this HBO previously on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not the kind of thing you can just explain to a listener who's come in. What is this HBO previously on us? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fucking dumb and we don't do that. What is this the Mandalorian? Previously on the Mandalorian.

On the 90s. Oh, 90s. What is this? Dexter. Previously on Dexter. Previously on Dexter. Yeah. My favorite bits on previously on is when there's like a scene from like three seasons ago

Yeah, well they're coming back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're coming back. Yeah Yeah, I'm a previously on they're still doing me. They still do them. They do an on watchman They're doing on my Mandalorian previously on the back They're big they're big back. They're big time. Netflix, I thought Netflix saw the end of previously on's, but they are back in a big way. And it's weird the platforms that are doing it is streaming platforms. Streaming has brought back previously on's.

What am I getting my sweetie for Christmas? We've had a previously on, previously. Well, not put, no, I'll tell you what I'm getting my sweetie for Christmas. What? I'm getting a previously on. You're previously this year. What's, what are we counting down what to do? What's happening?

What are we doing? What's this? In this episode you're going to walk away with the number four and five. Oh, whatever. Oh, what ever. So did. Hey. Hey. Five, four. Feel for a second. Why? Okay. What's going on? No, well, we just have to fill, because I think Broden's chaining the music. Are you a guy named Phil? I think he's about to chide you. I ran into him from time to time. Who's Phil? Phil. Phil. Phil.

Is a guy you named Phil. He was a nice guy, really nice. School from high school. From high school. Primary school. Yeah, surname? I don't care for sharing. Hot names on the podcast. I don't think that's fair on people. We have to be out of any way. Can you go to bed? Zaaaak! Oh hello. I am the ghost.

Oh, I'm... I'm Marley and Marley. And me. I'm Marley and me. I'm the dog. I'm Phil Marley. I'm the film Marley and me. And I'm telling you that tonight while you sleep, you will be visited by three ghosts. Boring!

And they will teach you the meme in meaning of pudimus Okay Zack All right, what's your nose? Well, I suppose I was being a little rude to people You know Christmas ain't so bad No, I didn't teach you a lot of support. And I love Zach, I didn't know. Come on man. I travel through another dimension that can be in a teach you a lesson.

Well, thank you so much. You tell me more than you learned it. Fucking hell. And let's just go with it. I can't be fucking on through the whole Dickens book. So, if he's back on board, then great. Great. Not though. That was a trick. He's still grouchy

Fine, yes, I'm on board. I love it. I love put this Mark can you please make sure you do your dishes before you go to bed Is this a legit thing? No, no. Just because we're living in the together. Because I can do them if you need to. No, no, you don't have that many dishes. No, I can't. That's what it is.

Although the dishes are mine and Naomi's. Yeah, cool. No, that's, no, that's fully not legit. But I just, if we need to talk about that. I'll be just. Just if we need to talk about it. That's cool. It's cool.

I wasn't there too. I mean, if you do have dishes, it's good if you do them. But I'm not saying's cool. It's cool. All right. I wasn't very serious. I mean, if you do have dishes, it's good if you do them. But I'm not saying that that's what's been happening. Do you see if it's a problem? It's not doing something. I just would prefer not to talk about it on the podcast. It's genuinely not.

It's a problem that I haven't been doing my dishes. Right. But you don't really have dishes. You haven't been cooking. No, I haven't been cooking. Jesus Christ. God, that was tense. God.

Pop the music back on, let's do this. What's number five? Uh, you guys okay? Yeah, we're good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna talk through after the podcast. Not during the podcast. I was just a joke, it wasn't actually a thing. You guys are moving in together? Yeah, we live together. We're a couple, we're an odd couple. It's me, Zach and Naomi. It's almost like a sitcom.

It's so funny the stuff we get up to. What kind of stuff do you do? I mostly spend time in my room. Yeah, what do you do? What do you do? We watch TV. You guys don't do dishes or? Yeah, what do you think we watched TV? Yeah. You guys don't do dishes or? Well, I haven't, I'm, I'm, I'm, I use the most dishes because I cook the most.

And, and the kitchen's just a bit dirty at the moment. That's why I thought of it, not because of you. Yeah. Because the kitchen is dirty at the moment. Which is on me. And I'm going to clean it when we get, when we get back. I wasn't going to say anything, but I would appreciate that. Thank you. I'm just playing, which is on me. And I'm gonna clean it when we get back. I wasn't gonna say anything, but I would appreciate that. Thank you.

I'm just playing, I don't care. Well, we had a chat at the start before we moved in together and Zach said it was quite chill about that stuff. I was very chill about mess, but sometimes to the point that I'm making mess and I'm chill and I was like, you know, you just raise it with me. I didn't realize I had to say not during the podcast.

You guys are a regular odd couple. No, not really. No, I'd say we're quite similar in terms of, we don't mind if there's a bit of mess and we get around to cleaning it when we need to. We watch the Mandalorian together. Yeah, both our rooms are pretty low. But I like it. Yeah, our rooms are both, I would say, the similar level of messy. I mind a lot messy.

You reckon? Yeah, I think so. And Naomi's quite messy. Yeah, but I'm known quite similar actually Right, that was the odd couple section Guys, I Can't believe that this was this year, but I think it must have been right at the start of the year This goes right back. I struggled to remember last week's podcast. What happens with voting is usually it's the people thinking the ones that happen recently. This is going right back to the start of the year, guys.

We've got number five, Lenn party. Oh, was that this year Lenn party? Lenn party was right. Lenn party. It's really cut through and we really found out something about our audience. Big pack of nerds. Big pack of nerds. It's really cut through and we really found out something about our audience. Big pack of nerds. Big pack of nerds. It's not often I would and I could correct me if I'm wrong. Have we ever done a sequel to a podcast where we haven't recorded it like directly after? You know like because

we've done like two episodes with guests and stuff but that's usually because we're having a good time. I'm sorry to get one. I don't know if we've ever brought back an idea. Maybe we have. Yeah, the Sam's. Are the Sam's we have brought back? Well, then fucking don't worry about it. All right, don't fucking worry about it. Just play the fucking clip.

It was in April. Sorry, I fucking said that. It wasn't even a study, it was April. April. January, February, March, April. Yeah, the fourth month. Yeah. That's pretty close to the start. It probably means you were recorded in March though. January, February, March, April. Yeah, the fourth month. Yeah. That's pretty close to the start. It probably means you were recorded in March though.

Yeah, probably. Oh yeah, because we are known to bank them. We bank them. We're banking them right now. We're now known to bank them. We're banking them right now. The LAN party, for those of you who don't know what a LAN party is, congratulations on having sex.

Or just having the internet growing up with the internet. A LAN party as well. Why never actually? Explain a LAN party. A LAN party or a so I used to have LAN parties all the time because I was a virgin once believe it or not. I didn't come out rootin like a lot of you believe that I did. Mark, Tom's engaged to a a Greek lady and so he has a lot of lamb parties. Yeah, yeah, so that's a lamb party. So that's where they get a sheep they put on the spit, a young baby sheep between one or two years. You know lamb is only between one or two years old, between zero and two years. They get it out. It's the most wonderful time of the year.

I know, wait, wait, I know lamb parties. You take a full sheep, you put it on the spit, and then you use cables to connect it to the other sheep. Yeah. And then you can play games in sort of an intranet connected kind of way. That's exactly it. That's exactly it.

But we went deep on nostalgia here and remembering the early 2000s. My phone memory is calling my mom. Oh, that's God that was great. And just asking her to drive us to get fish and fish. And she just called us to fuck it up. She said, you're doing a podcast. You've called me on a podcast, which is very my mom.

But you never had land parties. You didn't do land parties. I never did a land party, no. Fuck, I was doing nothing, nerd shit. I never did a land party. I had a lot of friends that did land parties, but I was so much of a nerd, I didn't get invited to the land parties.

Yeah, right. That's not true. We were just, I didn't care for them. So I was on a game and... I can't remember if we made this clear in the podcast, but people would literally bring their computers to your house And then you would all set up your computers on the kitchen dining room and then connect them all and then you'd play counter strikes And drink more not drinks. He's you drink and eat Doritos. Zach you did a lot of you didn't I we had each of our perspectives Zach was religious kid who goes to a church

other so yeah yeah and yeah there was some depth to my character i remember it's like the deepest i've gone the deepest dive i've gone on a character yeah we did a lot of um two guys trying it out like say show that they know more than the other person stuff. Uh-huh. Uh, all fantastic. Shall we throw to it? Yes, please. Yes. Here is Lan Party. If we get bored with the game, which will never happen, but yeah.

Maybe we could go to the video shop and get Mr. Bean the movie. I've got a bunch of things. I'm not allowed to watch it, mate. I've got a bit of a copy of it. Oh, do you? Yeah, on VHS. That my auntie recorded a Fox tell. I have Fox tell at my house.

Do you? Yeah, I tape all the movies when they come on and then I sell them at school. Are you allowed to watch? Are you allowed to watch M.A. movies? Absolutely. I've watched our movies. We were.

Our mum said our- End of, end of watch. No, end of, what's the Arnold Schwarzenegger film where it goes to hell? End of days. End of days, I've seen it in days. I don't know, that's actually what it's called. I saw half of Kill Bill Volume two.

How many times have you guys watched American Pie? I've seen it. My parents let me watch it every time I turn channel 10. I'm not allowed to. My parents let me watch it. I watch it every time I turn channel 10. I'm not allowed to. My parents let me watch it. We every Friday night, I just sit there and watch it in the lounge. Have you guys, funniest part, funniest part in that movie?

I think the funniest part is people say it's when he puts his penis in the pie, but actually it's when he can't poo at school and he has to go home. That is actually pretty, because that's the first part. My favorite part is when she goes, this one time at Bandcamp, I stuck a flute up my, and then it cuts away.

Yeah, there's actually, there's actually, there's actually, yeah, there's a line cut away. That's like really funny. I love the trailer, I've watched the trailer like 20 times. Have you guys seen small soldiers yet? Yeah, I don't know, I was a kid, I've got it on DVD. Small soldiers is funny because when you watch the trailers, you think that the soldiers are the good guys But actually it's the Gorgonites, they're the good guys. The Gorgonites end up in a twist in a turn of events

The Gorgonites end up being the peaceful ones that are into like yoga and stuff guys guess how many DVDs I have Yeah, as in like number like how many DVDs I have on my DVD shelf? Well, we've got we've got about 25 so I can't imagine you having more than that. This is my personal DVD collection. Really? Yeah, like DVDs that I've bought. Yeah, from from my job at KFC. How many? Yes. 10. I couldn't be more than 12. Oh, no, it's six. How many of those are copies of Doni Daco? I've got the original Doni Daco. Yeah.

And then I've got the director's cut of Doni Daco. Yeah, which is actually the way that the director originally envisioned the film. I actually prefer the original and just enhancing it with the website. I'm not saying that I don't prefer the original, I totally agree. But what's interesting, I have them both as a companion piece. So I think of the directors kind of more of a companion piece. And do you know, I went and saw that at the movies. I went to, I went, I saw both at the movies.

I entered a competition in the Harold Sun. I entered a competition in the herald son I entered a competition. This is a true story. I entered a competition in herald son And then I won tickets to go and see Donnie Darko at the movies and I went and watched it at cinnamon over with my brother Do you know that actually all the DVDs that I have are all chronologically eyes? So like I tend to stay to my themes. So I have seasons one through to the completion of Futurama. So then that is what's like. That's funny. I actually, and I've got other things to go. I've got most of family guys. Could I borrow most of Ed and Eddie?

I arranged my films in by director. So I guess that's just where we're different. Yeah, I do. I do. I style. I style it. So it's been more complicated. So you've got like an, yeah, now mine's, mine's very sort of intuitive in terms of, okay, so you feel like a Wes Anderson film, so then you can like go towards the, yeah, I don't intend to buy that stuff. You go to the A section, and then all of Wes's films are sort of there. And so like that's sort of like a way that like, that's how

Tarantino organizes his film. So like, yeah, I am. I organize my movies. Yeah, you always find it. I organize my movies by Donnie Darko DVDs and not Donnie Darko DVDs. Yeah, right. So I do my three Donnie Darko DVDs. Yeah, because I also, sorry, I also, my sister works at a video shop at VideoEasy.

And before it even came out, she got, like they send out three DVDs. So she got, so I watched Donny Daco before it You got a cash or not official? No, and it goes black and white every 10 minutes and has property of The of the studio on top of the image. Hey guys. So those are my three Donny Daco DVDs Plus I got a free oceans 11 with the DVD player Hey guys, so we can play land because otherwise I've got to get out of here and find some real party I think we need to know, I think we just need to let the conversation die down naturally, just for a second for no reason other than potentially ads would come in at this time. Zach, what snacks did you bring to the party? He is a bit of a curve ball snack, this one.

This one could go one of two ways. Really depending on how we're feeling once we order our pizza from Eagle Boys and our fish and chips at chips. I've brought some two minute noodles, but I don't yet know if I'm going to cook up those two minute noodles, have them as a soup, or maybe have them as a dry, crunchy snack.

What is your, I would love your thoughts for this. Yes, it's actually better, it's actually better for you to have them as a dry snack, that's what I've heard. What I tend to do, and I have them dry as a snack after school at about 3.45. Well, I watch Kenan and Kel is to take the sashay and dry put the dry powder across the top of it. And that's a way that you get a bit more balance in the flavor. I would really like to do that,

but my mum says that because they're designed to expand in the soup, if you eat them dry, they'll expand in your stomach and make you sick. That's actually bullshit. That's actually bullshit I don't listen. No, I looked that up on the internet and that's actually bullshit That's that's a lie your mom's fucking lying to you. I'm not a baby. I have a girlfriend I think I didn't like answered your mom. Yeah, um would a baby a baby wouldn't be scared of eating a two-minute noodle Because it'll expand in the stomach big deal You're stomach did you do you know that actually the

Stomach acid in your stomach can burn through steel that's actually not true. That is actually true It can burn through steel and so you think it can't burn through a baby fucking It's just biolactic acid. It's actually just did a breakdown medicinal if I fucking cut you open right now and took out your stomach acid, I could take down my veranda. My dad has re-flux and his stomach doesn't burn. My dad has re-flux, he has to have gavoscons. No, I'm not talking about stomach burn, I'm just talking about the power of the acid inside your tummy.

Guys, I'm here to game. Are you gaming or are we not gaming? Well, I just want to know what snacks everyone brought. I don't want to go into the gaming without knowing all that. I just know there's a lot of food now. I feel like if we're getting pizza and chips and then there's also cheese, I've brought things. I've bought America's favorite cookie,

which is Arnits cookie and cream. Have you seen this one? So it's like a chocolate cookie and then some vanilla cream and then another chocolate cookie made by Anats and it's America's favorite cookie. That's just what someone said to me once before Oreos were available. You were talking about a Delta cream? I think so, yeah. So someone gave me a Delta cream once and me a Delta Crane once, and was like, it's America's favorite cookie.

That was like, that's a Delta Crane. And this was in grade 6, and I was like, John Brown. I'm so sorry, John Brown. That is not America's favorite. It's a Delta Crane. That's Delta Crane. They come in the Arnits, mixed with Sober, and it's a Delta Crane. I don't think you're just taking food from your pantry.

That's why I had to add my house because I had so many snacks here and I actually did do a shop with mom the other day. She, I said, here's a list of snacks that I want. We got a tub of nudge. Did you guys want some kotties nudge? It's kotties version of Natalera. It comes in crunchy and smooth like peanut butter.

Do you have, you know how you have 24 packs of little sachets of your chippies? Yes. And you bring them to school. Do you have any of them? Because I feel like a snack. I have a 24 pack of Lai's light and tangy. Just light and tangy.

There's no onion and cheddar. No, we don't have them. Do you have an onion and cheddar? Onion and cheddar is sick, but my favorite is chicken chips. I can't do chicken chips or onion and cheddar because, do you know why you shouldn't do those? Why? Because when you go to, like I said, I'm a free agent, so I could be kissing girls at

any time and it gives you stinky breath. And that's why I always carry... She doesn't care about my chicken chip flavor breath. Turn? Yeah. She actually likes it. I think she would care if I was talking to turn at school the other way She said she likes his breath. I doubt it. It's chip breath. I reckon she's just saying that to be polite when I go anywhere I'll always ask for chicken chips What about twisties? What's your favorite weight? Sorry cheese? All right chicken your favorite weight. Sorry. Cheese. All right. Chicken. Thanks for coming. I bought some sour warheads and you bought that as a red eye. Thanks Tom. Tom, thank you so much for bringing

the candy. And thanks for bringing the red eye. I brought some red bull but I prefer red eye, actually. I got a great eye the way better. Golden gun to your head. What would you prefer? Warhammers or what your sour dude, what would you prefer? War hammers or What you sell? Dude, what'd you spring? Salah was don't actually let the golden gun go off because if it does you'll die in one shot So it's a decision. There's like no way you have survived that you can't even survive the golden gun And that's like that's law dd dost the field golden gun into cheek code, but you have that to your head

Do you either take sell? Seller Warheads or do you take the field golden gun and it's a cheat code, but you have that to your head. Do you either take cell, cell, um, warheads, or do you take, um, musk sticks? Cause I love musk sticks. Did you bring some musk sticks? I didn't actually on this occasion. The DD Dosterfeld is just a dick. I think, I think,

I think you can get a golden gun on cheat mode too. I actually don't think you can. It's a better, it's got a better fire capability. There's the golden gun and then there's the DD Dosta Felden, they're different guns. But there's a cheat you are misinformed. You are misinformed. You can cheat code a Golden DD Dosta Fel.

Do you want me to find it online on all this stuff? I'd love to see that because I think you're, actually I don't think you're right. I'm pretty sure they're different guns as the Golden Gun and then there's the key. You just don't have it. You obviously have not played it enough to the tier that I have.

I've played it all the way through and I got all the cheat codes from N64 Gamer and I put them all in. I've played the whole game and you know what's fucking bullshit when we play together. You're actually pissing me off in the real world now Mark because I know that that's real. I can prove it to you. I'd love to to you. Actually, while you guys are arguing over that, I might just ride my bike real quick to the pizza shop and the fish and chip shop. What do you guys want?

Well, you could ride your bike. Or we could just search through my parents' drawers to get a bit of extra change, because sometimes they leave change in their draws and their bedroom and we could get it like delivered. Do you reckon? It's totally up to you. It's just I wanna get fish and chips as well do they deliver fish and chips?

The fish and chips yes and I can give you a backpack and then you can put the fish and chips in the backpack and write it back if you wanted. Yeah, so I may as well just, okay. The fish and chips don't do delivery but if we get the pizza delivered But I've still got to ride that way. Yeah, then if we get the pizza delivered we could go for dominoes instead of Eagle boys Yeah, that's sort of what I was thinking. Okay, so what do you guys want from dominoes?

And that was land party It was fine. I had a big funnier had been any more funnier than that. A lot of people in the comments were like, oh, I reckon they were actually like that when they were kids. Really? Yeah. And we weren't. I mean, there's truth. There's definitely a most observational for me.

It's the well of truth. My favorite thing that has sat in my craw for 25 years, maybe less, 20 years, is doing the Homer Simpson joke. Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you ever let it from. There's a comedic pause there where you go, okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name is? The long pause in the home says, I don't know. But for 20 years, and every time you try to quote that in a primary score in a high school,

someone would jump in with the, I don't know. That is, you were trying to do the paulers, but someone would get you on. And so it's tiny, I don't know. That is. You were trying to do the porters, but someone would get you on. And so it's funny. I don't know. That's very funny. And we do that. That stuck in my crawl for 20 years. Did we do that in the poker?

Yes, yes. Yes. Very funny. Yeah. Very, I mean, whatever, not for me. Nah. I don't know what this is. I thought that was the thing.

It's been Grinchy. Being by Humbuggy. Grinchy or by Humbuggy? It's very easy, I thought we did the whole arc of that before. No, no, I was just lying to get those fucking nerd ghosts off my back. Right. So I'm still by Humbuggy. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Number four. Number four. What is it? What is it? I don't care. Okay. You are gonna bring it back though, yeah, yeah. Number four. Number four. What could number four be? I don't care. Okay. You are gonna bring it back though, yeah? Yeah. Maybe we'll see.

Please bring it back. Yeah, it's a lot of negative energy, do you? Yeah, can you clarify? Can you clarify you're gonna bring it back? When do you want it back to me now? Just say yes or no. I just think it's a good, no, it's fine. Write it, write it till the end.

I love a big drawn out thing, but I just need you to tell me right now that you're gonna bring it back. It's not very exciting if I tell you if I'm bringing it back. But I need to know. If I tell you I'm bringing it back, I might be lying.

Don't lie. Well then I can't tell you if I'm bringing it back or not. Fuck man. What do you need? I can tell you personally, I can tell you personally. I can tell you between the podcast when I'm not bringing it back.

I know, I want it. Our audience needs to know too. Are they gonna stay around for the last one? This is Pudness. They gotta go at Chadston. They gotta go by a fucking game. They don't. They're fucking... Come on man, it's Pudness.

If they come back. Can't voice switch. It's a game voice switch You have a switch I'm coming back around I'm play that nerd shit if they can't if they know I'm coming back around What's the point of listening? This is the mystery this is the drive. I'm saying right now. I'm Sandra Bullock on a bus And it's on it's over it's speeding. Yeah if you can't land this fucking bus we're doomed. If I told you the worst

performance. Definitely landed. What's the excitement? What's the thrill? I will tell you personally after this whether or not I'm gonna bring this home. But the audience needs to not know. I'm excited to find out. Is this gonna be a comedy or a tragedy? Can I be Keanu Reeves if we're on the bus? Uh. Please. Please, it's puttness.

You prom. How many fun facts do you want about speed from me right now? Mmm, is M2? Okay. Joss Whedon was brought on as a script doctor. Okay. And the part was originally written much more diehardy, so a lot of people turned it down. But then when Keanu Reeves took it, he said, I'll do it, but you need to rewrite the

character to be like, less like Bruce Willis character to be like Bruce Willis and Daha. Bruce Willis and Daha. And Ellen was gonna play Sandra Bullock. No. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. And Ken's, it was just Ken's. Yeah, he didn't hit the pram.

Number four. Number four. This was a fun one, guys. And it's one where we thought, uh, we met, we had some wonderful new guests this year. Uh, ones who have been on the podcast before, and this one is a brand new guest. Oh, either I can know who it was. You can't guess, though.

Oh, because that would be all- Yeah, but if you- No, I didn't- though. Oh, because that would be all- Yeah, it's earlier than you. But if you, no, I didn't, you personally said you weren't. Because if you were like, it's this person, and then it's like, nah, it's this person, it's that's true. That's true. Ooh.

Uh, I'm excited to come here. We came across the work of a wonderful young comedic performance based in Melbourne, Australia, called Jude Pearl. Yes. Uh, who is a wonderful musical comedian. Yes. Yes. And we thought, if we bring Jude on, let's try and hook up a keyboard as well so she can

play along with us. And so we made with Jude the antidone musical called the Mer of Dumb Cunt, Dumb Cunt, Cunt, Dumb Cunt, a town. It's a lot of swearing. We're currently- We're currently overseas recording this, and I've found out that Cunt is like the worst word in America. Which is weird, because we're in India.

Yeah, they've just told me they're like, right? You don't say that in America. Yeah. We're in India. Yeah, they just told me they're like, right? You don't say that in America. Yeah. We're in India. Look at this dog. That's one of the dogs on the streets in India. Don't pat him.

Yeah, don't pat him. Uh, Jude Pearl was, she just came in, she said the keyboard, and then she just fucking went off. Yeah. She's so fantastic riffing out songs on the spot and doing all this fantastic work and it brought an awesome new energy to the podcast. So I'm so wrapped at this came in at number four.

Please enjoy this excerpt of whatever episode with Drew Pearl but us doing our musical, the mayor of Dunkun, Dunkun. Dunkun. The Acronc. Oh, give me my starting note. Yeah. Oh. You got crunching. Give me my starting note. Ah!

You got it. Any of it. Ah! Ah! Alright. I'm going to fuck frickin' kill your cunt. Well guess what I'm gonna cut off your hair. I've gone a flipping kick you in your flipping crunch.

If you keep looking at me like that you fucking cunt Hey there boys and girls I'm gonna cut off your flippin' head and shit down you throat you back up crunch Yes, yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, yeah, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah. A sharp poop down your throat. Here we go, that's much better. Ooh, Zach, I'm gonna get a sharp knife. Stick it in your throat and shake you around. So it lacerates all of your throat. Then when you try to talk, you just cough and I blood.

And then you drown yourself in all the blood. You flip in crun. I feel like scatting I feel like scatting yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna really go for it. I'm gonna really go for it. I'm gonna really go for it. Yeah, go for it. But if I was a video, I'd say I'm gonna really do it. I'm gonna really go for it. I'm gonna really go for it. I'm gonna really go for it. I'm gonna really go for it.

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Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. This is an American idiot. I think you could do a new metal musical. This is an American idiot on West End. A sickle, solitary spotlight. He's a demon in cell's face. And you realize what's been going on with me, me dumb, kind of dumb, can't tell you all along.

You're gonna sing like a dino minzo. I am the dumb kind of dumb kind of dumb kind town. You're joking so far. You're gonna sing like a dino minzo. I am the dumb kind of dumb kind town. You're joking so far. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I am the male now, because of the last male we've hit some fiscal issues to someone who doesn't understand financial cash flow it looks like my fault but it really was the decisions made by the last man. Go up, go up. And now, we're all alone. I don't know, I don't know

I don't know, I don't know I'm too late to get tired of you! I'm being a man! Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it! Keep going! I'm being a man! Okay, nice! Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, be the mayor until I get voted in. Wow. Okay.

Yeah, wait. So, boo-hoo, yeah. Take it away. I'm an actor in the show. I can't do a poopy poe, but my character in the show can also not do a poop, so I'm having met a methamu soul. You're so beautiful. Hey, yeah, these kids in a house get a bit of flower every home side You got a big them greets a lot different things you gotta live together in a house Yeah, you got it And so what I'm doing there is I'm losing confidence. That's a cathode was still beautiful

You guys get out of the caracters Anytime you're using confidence, just throw it to me. And also, I might jump in with just reminding people of what's happening in the plot, rather than doing that as a separate song. Okay. Just throw it. Just occasionally I might jump in with that. Okay. I hope you enjoyed your popcorn.

I hope you had a beverage at the bar. Yeah. My character does know you did all those things, but the actor I am does. Also, I can't shit. Haven't been able to take a shit both in real life and in the play. If only I could take met a metamusel, But all my problems would go away. You got three people living in a house, two children, one is racist and one's a minority.

They got a githy, oh someone money so they got to live to get a real house. So just to be clear of a mirror, the... She's in Havana right now. She's learnt to loosen up, but we're about to discover that her boyfriend is a bad guy. The lights have come down. You're taking a seat. Enjoy the heat and show. Now, I know that my character doesn't know that, but I can tell that you can tell that I already know You got three friends living in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. I can't live in a house. 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This has been episode three of Pudmiss. Are you guys getting closer to the day of the Pudmas? What day will this be? No, this might have been after Pudmas. No, this is on the 17th. Oh, Pudmas is in two days. Two days to Pudmas. Pudmas is in two days. You probably can't sleep two sleeps.

Get your brandy cream, get your custard, get your Puds, and make sure they're not made by any of Sam's loved ones because they'll be rubbish. Fuck you. Fuck you. And next, make it's time to see. I would love to have one of your grandma's foods. I would love to try a food by Rosie.

I would love to try Rosie by food. Yeah, grandma doesn't do them anymore. Why? They, they, they, they, they, they were too busy, too busy, too popular, too popular. Too popular. We could make a bit of coin with your grandma. To us, bring your grandma and say,

would you like to be a millionaire? And then we could sell puts together. Merch put would be hard to forget over the line from a far food and say, I met the big les, man the other day. Yeah, yeah. And he's doing beers. Oh, that's clever.

They're all doing beers. I thought your grandma wasn't making puds. I thought you were gonna say for a very different reason and I'm glad it wasn't for the reason I was thinking. What reason were you thinking? I'd rather not say. Cool. Well, I've got to say, bar humbug to all of this.

Yeah. I'd do you that? Yeah. Well, I've got to say, bar humbug to all of this. Yeah, you are. I could do that. Yeah, hello. I couldn't care less what the top three are. It's been a terrible top seven, so far. Oh, grinchy bastards. I'm just saying, fuck you. Yep, that's right.

You're ruining pudmas, I've been in grimble. I don't even care. And you know what, I'm not giving either of you a pay rise. No, come on, Mr. Grinch. We deserve it. We've been working in your cave for weeks. And you're all coming into work on Christmas Day. Oh, Pudmas Day. Well, I hope you enjoy Pudmas and then we'll see you next week. And we'll all talk about how much what we did. Three more puts come in guys. Yeah, it's gonna be, sorry, go.

The top three, they're great. See you everybody. Goodbye everyone and next time we speak, it'll be in a post-pudmiss world. Pre-Christmas though, will it? God, Christmas Eve. Oh! Tomorrow is Christmas?

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. When we bank the next one, tomorrow is Christmas. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, If you want, sub to you.