Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 180 - Pudmas Part 4 (Best of 2019)

Episode Date: December 23, 2019

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planet broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve! It is Christmas Eve, isn't it? Happy Christmas Eve, everyone. One more sleep to go until you can unwrap those presents, get stuck into a big lunch and at the end of it, maybe a bit of food.

And two more sleeps to go until I don't have to deal with this shit Oh man, you better bring back I hate Christmas god. He's really turned it up It's a terrible time of year gone to 11 have filled with bull shit and country Why do I feel like you have a raging boner? Because I do Okay, it's a a raging boner. Because I do. Okay. It's a Christmas Eve boner though,

so I'm sure it's got a lovely little ribbon wrapped around it. Hey, this is the first time we've had to check in with you guys. I hope you enjoyed Pudmas. Oh man, I had the best Pudmas. I had so much Pud. I had like, I don't really like Pud that much, but I had a whole slice of Pud. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you wanna know what I did for Pudmas? I haven't done it yet. We've banked to these podcasts. Okay, but yes. But you'll find that, you know, like, home alone right, we're shot in February. Yeah, yeah. Which is with fake snow and shit.

Yeah, it doesn't have a lot of snow. No, real snow. What? Real snow. Oh. It's winter in New York. Oh, it's good. It's winter in New York. Oh. It's winter in New York, which is, you know, important.

It was shot in Chicago, but um... Is it sending Chicago? Number two is in... No, no, no, no, no, but you're not listening. It's winter in New York, in February. Yes. Chicago, I don't know about. But yes, and I'm saying that

Home Alone was shot in Chicago. That's insane. What does that fucking have to do with the big winter in New York? Nothing. Thank you. But Home Alone was shot in Chicago. And the lighting is set home alone and suddenly

in a home alone makes no sense. There's a great series on How is May, or an episode of a series on How is May. All the sound stages for Home Alone all in a high school, they shot it in a gym. Really? Yeah. Number three guys, we're almost there. So close. So so close. Are you excited? Yes

Great work to Tom and Tom and Dom for helping compile this list very appreciative and that's why I'm saying thank you. We love Tom. We like you. Thank you. Tom. Thank you. Tom. Thank you. Tom. Thank you. Tom. Thank you. I thank you. Tom. Thank you. Right on what's number three? The sooner I find out the sooner I can get out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got it. It's a good bit number three is a special one. This is I'll tell the backstory of of this one. I can't wait to hear the backstory. This is another guest. The guests are coming in thick and fast.

They're getting fast. I'm learning that our audience despise us when we're together, they're just the three of us. Yes, yes. And the ones coming up in reinforced that. Great. Now, guys, this one we set up a day, we brought in a guest, we had a whole thing set up.

This is on the preparation level, this is probably up the top. And then we get a call from a certain improviser who is in this group says, I can't come, I'm a bit sick. Not just a bit, if this is the one I think it is, very very sick. Dying. Maybe not dying, but like flu, actual flu, not like man flu. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah.

It is the sequel to The Sam's, The South African Sam's. Oh. A fan favorite indeed. At number three. We decided to bring in a natural comedian friend of ours who is from South Africa, originally, Stu Dolman. Stu Dolman, a friend of the Don of Family for a very long time played Ivan Malat,

who passed away this year. So sad. So sad to see Ivan go. I just, I never got to say goodbye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what hurts the most. You never confessed to all the murders he did of all the innocent people either Ivan might...

Fucking can't. Yeah. Big mustache. Anyway, Sam, Sam, Sam and Mark, this episode's called, but we got Sam in, we did the thing, and then we decided to keep calling the other Sam. And it worked really, really well. We had a great time with three Sam's and Mark. I was lying, I was very fine.

I was just remembering lying on my couch, just completely out of it, just sitting there with my phone, and occasionally it would ring, and then I'd just completely out of it, just sitting there with my phone, and occasionally it would ring, and then I'd just go back on it, and then I'd go back to lying near coma toes, and then I'd go back on it, and it was a lot of fun. The great thing about these Sam characters

that we've discovered is they're self-generating. Sometimes characters need to be asked questions or given scenarios, you need to give a character a bit of fuel. Yeah. These characters could exist in an airless vacuum. These two Sam characters, they can just keep talking. Yeah, it's an assault, a verbal assault on the listener. And so you can, we now know that you can have one person dying and still do the characters.

They still exist. So enjoy Sam, Sam and Mark on this Christmas Eve. Sam Sam Sam and Mark. Sam Sam Sam and Mark. But not Sam. Yeah you know you should never play a Sam. No thank you. Alright you want to play a Sam.

Shane man. Look yeah. I I I I I I'm sorry I'm sorry if I've shamed you, but what I want to do is what's very interesting is that Sam has gone missing and he's got a ripper bod. He's got himself a ripper bod. And he's a ripper bod. Have you seen my bod? Yeah, ripper. And we want you to get to the bottom of what's happened. Now, he has left some disturbing, I tried to call him of what's happened now. He has left he left some disturbing

I tried to call him say I'm trying to call him he left some disturbing voice males visit Yes, and we want to play the voice males Okay, and we want to see if If you can if you can use this in your PI So I'm just calling my voice male. Well, I'll record this on my triangular distance Relent Cainting of the technology. Yeah, that's the technology. That's the technology. This is how he measured the grand.

So, so this is the voicemail, it starts with hello, and then he goes on to say this. Hello. Hello, a second time. So I'm not sure if he called me and thought, and thought that I'd answered the phone or what, but then the voicemail goes on like this. And the other one, which is... Rule of three. This is interesting.

This is interesting. Maybe it's code. What? What do you want? It sounds like you're talking to him. It does. It sounds like you're... You said it was a voicemail, bro. Well, I mean, I, I, there's a confused right now. Is because you're not responding. So this was a voicemail.

I'm trying to work out, you know, this is the most confused I've been since I've first moved to Per. Ah, he's in Per. So he's, I think he, all right, right this down. Yeah, so did he move on my letter? He did, he did to person. So he's, I think he wrote this down. So did he move to his turn? He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it.

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He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. Loki. Pardon? I'm trying to talk to you, not responding. You know, this is as confusing as when I first moved to Perth as a boy. Yeah, this is confusing.

So he moved to Perth when he was a boy. Yeah. It seems like he's leaving breaths for you to talk. It is. It's a wonderful, it's a wonderful, it pays their voice mail. Nice. Time to that perfectly as well. But then he goes on to say this and this is the most interesting part of the voicemail.

Mark, I'm going to go on to say the most interesting part of this voicemail now Mark. Mark, I just want to say to you that I know I've gone missing and that is why I'm calling you. So that is interesting. That is very interesting. He is fully aware of him having gone missing, which is just fascinating. How could you go missing if you are calling someone? I know, I know. But you called him that.

Which is a total contradiction of the whole world. Can you play a concerted concert? Can you ask him where he is? Sam, where are you? I'm streaming now. And the other Sam's asking me where I am. Ask him why he is Sam where are you? He's incredible, okay incredible foresight. This is man Oh, the beer no man shame. There's so many lines here. I mean, it's up there from Melbourne. I couldn't go back to South Africa map. It's rough there, man.

It's so rough there, if you're at the power of one. I haven't read the power run. Have either of you... I read a suit in the power of one where a police, a group of police, they piss on a boy. Yeah, Pique, at that point. At that point, the government are like a proverbial pissing and I'm on the boy.

I'm being pissed on by the police. That I believe he said this in the past yeah he he in this in that part of the voicemail he goes back and there's a call back to the previous time he was on the podcast everything he says is checking out because then you don't want to go to Bibli and you don't want to go back to South Africa no so he's moved him and maybe it's rough there it's rough there what's rough So he's moved him and maybe like What's rap? He's the one that you just respond the same Wait, this is the first incredible voicemail I've ever heard have I called you?

I'm leaving kids that I'm currently in Fitzroy. Right, he's leaving Fitzroy. So he's in Fitzroy. Okay, okay. But where is Fitzroy? Down the road from the pizza place with the baby. I think he's talking about short cross. He's talking about Bimbo's. When I first moved to Melbourne from birth, I needed Bimbo's. Bimbo's is in Fitzroy. Bimimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's.

It is, man. Like he cockers in the jappel street. That's right. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Bimbo's. Sam can you hear me? Yeah, absolutely. What? What can you hear? I can hear you talking to me. I can hear you asking me questions. I can hear you correcting and clarifying that I'm talking about windows. But this is just a voicemail. And anything that responding to statistical incidents. This is absolutely incredible man. I never thought I'd ever meet Nostradamus in the flesh. So that's so look I'm gonna I'm gonna end the voicemail there Right save it save it please five good bye No, because there are more. Okay. There are about there is many more as you want. Anyway, it was great to chat to you. Uh, South African Sam, great to see you again, chat to you again. Um, um, anyway, I'll see you boys later. See ya. I don't see you later. Wow, cheers, man. Wow. Wow. So what can we draw from that? There's not much information we can take from that.

It's so cryptic. And that's just the beginning. Notice how you mentioned Perth, one, two, three, dames. Yeah. And he also mentioned specifically where he was living. And he said, hello. Three dames. Oh, hello Perth.

So hello Perth, right? So you've got hello, six letters. Yeah. Perth five letters, 11, right? Oh, God, that's a leaven. Oh, my God. How much a pizza is at Bimbos? Nothing.

Four dollars a pizza. Oh, go there between seven and 11 at night. When, seven, 11, 11, hello, Perth, right? go there between seven and eleven at night. When seven eleven eleven hello Perth right try and get a look at that to Fitz Roy. Yeah. Fitz Roy. Right. You feel eleven. Yeah. It fits Roy. I'm Mark. I know. I know. But that's how we say, yeah, you fit right? You fit right? Yeah, yeah. You fit right? You're big for that. You're big for that. You're like, fit right. You know, fit right. Fits right. Yes. So, six, eleven minus six is five, okay? Okay.

Yes. Yeah. How many? How many is going, man? Namibea. Oh. Five syllables. He is in Fitzroy.

Well. Oh. You really think he's in Fitzroy? Well, let's get this second voicemail up. It sounded like Sam was a bit flui. It did say Sam. Sam is Sam? Yeah, this is me.

Oh, sorry, I was trying to call my voicemail number. I'm so sorry, we're trying to figure out where you are. I thought this is a voicemail. Oh, OK. So this is what's fascinating about the second voice mail. So please call me back when you get the chance. So please call me back when you get the chance. Nine. So, what's fascinating about this voicemail is that it opens up like he's answered the phone even more, yeah, it's like it's even more obvious that this isn't a voicemail. Yeah, that's the effect I was going for.

Yeah. Sorry, what? Are you there? It's another amazing news now. He's not there. Just to sit that part, just in case you were saying something about the fact that I'm making it ambiguous about whether this is a voicemail or part of a conversation. Right. Okay, so. Yes, it is, okay. Are you all right? How are you doing?

Thank you, okay, I hope you ask if I was doing okay Otherwise that would not work at all. So this is clearly a voicemail, right? Yeah, why would it why would he's questioning that man? No, so I'm wearing blue pants. Thank you Pardon my pants are blue. It Pardon? My pants are blue. It's pants are, pants are blue. Right, but that, no, yeah. I do need a haircut, but not any dumb soon. So it feels like what he's doing in this voicemail

is assuming I'm asking questions that I haven't asked. Like, what color are your pants? Yeah, have you had a haircut? I already told you what color my pants are and whether I need the haircuts. Why are you asking again? And then that time he's doubling down on it. He's doubling down on it.

Like we have to classic double down. Right. But here's where it gets interesting. What he says next, blue, my fucking mind and left no question as to whether or not he was dead or alive So just to be clear, I'm still alive. I live in a live on Grands X Straight would you get you guess that it fits Roy. Yeah fits Roy Fits I you fits Roy Are you asking about fits Roy no, but it's still the slipper fits Roy.

Ah, Fits Roy, the slipper fits here. I bought some slippers in birth when I first moved here. It's a bloody golden, not 3D, eh? Hmm. It's a full game. It's a full game. Full back and forth. It's rough in 7- Africa, I tell you what. Sam, can you just excuse us for a moment?

Yeah. What he's saying when he's always mad is incredible, man. I feel like he said maybe... He said both again. Yes, but also he said 10 times that he's telling his exactly his location. Yeah, Brunswick Street Fitzroy. But it fits, right?

Four dollar pizzas near Bimbo's pizzas, near Bimbo's. Four dollars Bimbo's. Burning down. What does that tell you? No. Nine, eleven. Oh, no. Yes.

Absolutely not. That's ridiculous. There's no way that South African said could have been in kevuts with Manu to cause nine, eleven. That's just crazy. That's conspiracy. I just have to be clear, if you're still wondering, I'm in hiding because I was in cohorts with the celebrity chef Manu because we both brought down the twin dials.

Mark, you need to save this horse, man. I'm going to try. I can't remember whether it's price five or seven. Five, man. It could be seven, man. It's a pixel. But price five. That's a one plus. five or seven. Five, man. It could be seven. Is it a pixel? But press five. That's a one plus. It's seven. It's seven.

It's seven. I've got a trust. I've got a trust, South African Sam on here. Okay, so I'm going to press seven. It's seven dwarves. If that's what you're asking. It's seven what? Dwarves. Dwarves.

There's seven dwarves. Okay, so he thought we were going to ask him about this film Snow White and how many dwarves there were Yes, so it clearly he's off there. Yeah, it's asking catcher snow what Seveny no, and a liven sorry. What was that? Sorry. What was that? Sam? Sam you said some dead It's gone dead and he said, it's gone dead. It's gone dead.

Sorry if you're asking me a question, I can't answer in real time. Of course, because this is a voicemail. It's very confusing because he's so good at predicting for that. It's why did he call you to these? And before when you were listening to this, before you came into the podcast,

it should've been very weird for you. It was very, it was an odd experience that I was having at home. And I was like, I have to share this. I need to know if I'm having a mental episode which I already did. Some kind of conibption or something. Yeah, like a breakdown. I'm trying to get some psychological help for

or whether this is just a strange coincidence orchestrated by South African Sam, your brother Sam, that we can figure out what happened to him with your help Sam. Absolutely. I like this recap you've done. Hmm. Well you know it's just catching up people who are tuning in now.

Why would they be tuning in? They'd be where they click halfway through the podcast. The what? The conversation that you have. I'm not sure what you're talking about there. So the truth is, you know, they sell you three pairs, they sell you three stocks. So if you, it's one of them, you still have a pair. But it doesn't make a lot of sense to me

because what you meant to do with the third stock. Sorry he's talking about a company. I'm so sad that I forget to say. As assumed, I'm out in my question. I believe a specific company that I've heard him talk to me about in the past, that sell pairs of stocks in threes. Okay, correct. Because if you lose 100 pounds of spare. to me about in the past that cell pairs of socks in threes. Okay. Right.

Because you lose 100 pounds of spare. Okay. All right. Guys. Do you know if you asked me a question about those three socks pairs or a cell illusion has gone out the window? Wait a minute. So let me get clarified.

But just be very aware that he's mentioned Perth three times See it and how many socks is he complaining about this company? One two three four no three no lumina. That's the whole luminaity thing which you can't see if it's right into the bimbo's No, it's right fits Roy They're at Fitz Royate. And they're at Wall. Beautiful. Thank you to Stu Dolman.

Congratulations on coming at number three Stu. It's a shame I was sick because I'm so good and it was bad because I wasn't more present in the podcast. No, it was very good in that one. I just did some very funny bits. I particularly like you, we went with the idea that you were pre-recorded. Yeah, it was the voicemail or something.

Yeah. And you were playing with interacting and not interacting. It was very fun, it was a lot of fun to do. If I was a loser, it was a Christmas miracle as what it was in... Only, oh, sorry guys. And when did that come out? to do if I was a loser, it was a Christmas miracle as what it was in only oh so guys and what when did that come out? The Sam Sam Sam Sam and Mark I'm gonna say like May or June is my answer. I will look at our 4th

and I say John Womblach. But let's move on to number two. That's almost the 15th of April. So it was the next day after the LAN party so we're in a hot little street. Oh, yeah, we were. Hot little street. And remember, for anyone who ever said that the podcast was bad, I mean, you weren't wrong, but it got better.

Yeah. It was probably a period in the middle where, yeah, you were right. It wasn't that good. Then it got a bit better. It's a great suck on that. It's great. We should probably do a DC era.

Was it DC that went back to issue one? Yes, DC. That restarted with the new 52, but then again with rebirth. So that we should do a new 52. We should start from one at some point, just to like So people don't have to get through the rough 60. Yeah, you know what what

There's a name for every month. There should be a name for every week of the year Why be fun? It wouldn't it be fun. You'd have 52 names. What week is it? It's glam Bauderie It wouldn't be fun, you'd have 52 names. What, week is it? It's Glambarderry. The 43rd week of the year is Glambarderry. How can you get to like 52 and you'd just be like, you wouldn't know them off by heart, but you'd know Key Ones. Yeah, right. I think it'd be fun.

I think it'd be fun. Oh, well Easter falls on Jupiter Day. I think if it was a good idea, it would have been done by now. It would have been done by now. Well, I think that equality across the world is a good idea, but obviously it's not a good idea much, but I'm well. Well, Mark is a racist, big, anti-LGBT QIA monster. He's a monster.

Here we go with number two. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is another guest one. Oh, get out of town. Don't actually, please stay. Don't actually do that. What was the, what? You said get out of town. I would rather if you said, I know, I've got to finish this off,

and then I've got two more. But then after that, you can fuck all. This was when our friend Ben Rissol, Ben Rissol. Rissieol, came in a great improviser. Amazing. He came in and he revived a character who he liked doing on another time. He said, can I do this character again? We said, of course, if the fact that you've thought of anything we appreciate.

He brought in the director of Tomb Raider and having talked about it last week, Speed. Jander Bond but that's not how you pronounce his name. No. Jander Bond. Is it Jander Bond? Jander Bond. Jander Bond.

Jander Bond. Jander Bond. Jander Bond. But yeah he's character, it's like a Don Meige. Yeah. Yeahond. But yeah, he's character. It's like Don Meige. Yeah. Yeah, it's like Cowdoi. Cowdoi is Cowdoi. That's how you pronounce Cowdoi. Sorry.

You're a fucking idiot. Whoa. It's what I like about this podcast. We learn things about ourselves. There we go. Janderbond. And he came in and did some great songs with Jander Bond, and it came in at number two.

I can't wait to hear, remember, Jander Bond? Have a listen as Christmas gets a little closer. It's been with Jander Bond. Hey guys, it's me, Jander Bond. Hello, Jander Bond. Hey guys, it's me, Jander Bond. Hello Jander Bond! Hey guys, it's been a long time and I've missed you. Jander, if someone's just tuning in to the Anidana podcast first time, catch us up on who you are. Okay, well, I am a claimed director, okay? I had a really cool kind of like career in the early 2000s,

nantes, things like that. I directed speed, you know, really funny. You directed speed? Yeah, but I, you know, I fell on tough times and it's all because of that Steven Spielberg. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no. Did you, how much of the sexual tension

between Kiana Raeves and Sandra Bullock was your direction or just sort of Just on set chemistry. Here you go Bond good times come on. I'm gender bond. I'm gender bond. Yeah The bond good times come on. I'm gender bonds, I'm gender bonds! Yeah! I've got a little career. I've done a, I'm a Dutch cinematographer, yeah. I like to produce the films, but I directed

some of the best films. Gender bonds! Now, yeah! Let's gender bond and gender bond. Hey! Best films! JANDA BONG! Yeah! Let's JANDA BONG and JANDA BONG! Hey! I also directed KUJU And I heart!

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Everyone around the world. Jam the Bond! Jam? The Bond? Can you tell us about your time directing Lara Croft Tomb Raider? The cradle of life? Yeah, you know. People were like, hey, we need to get another Lara Croft movie. Now I was like, why don't we just do the same movie?

Now this is the one with Angelina Joff. No, I know. Okay, I'm Jam the Bond. You're not Jam the Bond. Okay. And it was the same movie as the sequel. Like, it was the two movies are the one movie together. A lot of people don't know that.

You could layer on number one and number two, and you'd be like, Wait, this is the same movie. Exactly. You're not shot for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a direct oral choice. You should do movies, or did you just release the same movie twice?

We shot another movie, but we did a shot fish-shot remake of the first glory. With the same actor. With the same actor. Different villain though. Gender Bond. It's a pretty horny movie, but the original glory. I'm a horny guy, you know, I've been married once, been married twice. Up, three times a lady, eh?

Gender Bond. Gender Bond. Gender Bond. up three times a lady, eh? JANDER BONG! JANDER BONG! It's JANDER BONG! Come on! You're my JANDER BONG! You're the most fun guest! That's right! Why do you come on this podcast?

Because I've got to tell people that Steven Spielberg, you know, he cooked me off a movie, he kept me off a minority report, and I'm still cut up about it, I'm trying to get people to say, hey's jendobont you know I'm so sorry I didn't realize there was a sequel to the original Lara Croft Tomb Raider story that's okay don't even sweat about I had no idea yeah I came out on DVD and then at the cinemas jen um you know I did Spielberg uh kick you off did you ever tell you He didn't like the movie The Haunting. It scared him, you know? It really scared him. He got scared, he got spooked.

Are you saying that Steven Spielberg kicked you off Minority Report because he, the movie, a horror movie you made was too scary? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It made me feel good, you said. And Catherine Zeta Jones. You remember that one? Yeah, yeah. Catherine was great, okay? but she does not like bugs.

She is, she's not a bug fan? No, it's bugs live. It's ants, you know. So she doesn't like animated films. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's very different. Oh, live action films about bugs. She doesn't like any films.

That's why you'll never find her in a bug-related movie. Well, that's fascinating. And, and when you think about it she hasn't been she's been in that movie with Sean Connery But there was no that was entrapment in trapman. She was in Titanic mini series. Yep. No bugs in Why was she a sexy older woman and she was sleeping with the sexy young man? I think that was gender bond That was your name Okay, sometimes you get confused. Yeah, I get I can imagine. But you know, I've got one of 17 children, you know, big family.

Do you have 17? You are one of 17. I don't have seven. And you in the middle, you first, you, you're the eldest, you the second, you're the third. I feel what does it feel like? What do you feel like? You tell me I reckon you're about the 13th. Yeah, I reckon I am a yeah Yeah, I hate him. He's a young and that's a lot of children a lot of children Jen, do you know any other Dutch filmmakers? Do you catch up in Hollywood ever? I try not to watch them

You know, I want to keep like I want to keep like you know, I don't want to be too heavily influenced by my peers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Try not to watch any other. I try the same thing to not be too heavily influenced by my peers. That's why I stay away from docs. I live in LA, Los Angeles, California, La La Land. Really?

Where do you live in La La Land? There's suburbs. Probably like Hollywood. West Hollywood. That's a beautiful place to raise your children. You live up in the hills? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you live on the hills? You live up in the hills? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You live on the hills.

You live on Hollywood hills. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, me and Angelina Jolie, we had crap. We spoke in different, we spoke, we made our own language. That's really what was it called? Skibi, Skibi. So, Jen, something we like to do on this podcast

when we have special guests on is we like to play them back and interview of them Being interviewed on a film set Uh-huh, and you just tell us how you think you would respond to those questions They're different to at that time. So we've got some footage of you jammed a bond being interviewed on tomb Raider the cradle of life. Yeah, and a lot of people don't know this but I was a producer on equilibrium Where are you? You really? It's a fucking sick film.

Is that the one with the gun carat? Yeah, it's a biomeater. Yeah, it's a biomeater. It's the... It's the made up gun carat. I was sitting around and we were like, what if we just fad with guns? Got a lot of matrix vibes to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It came in different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What if we fight with guns? What if we fight with guns and they were like, that's a great idea. No, that was in the movie. You were a war. That reminds me of a song that I'm releasing. I'm actually releasing a new album. Oh really?

Or any greatest hits? Is it like to hear some of those numbers? Yeah, well I'd like to sing one for you. But let's play this. I'd like to do all the sudden sounds. Yeah, see that one? To believe that Lara Croft is that unique. That's special.

Well, that's fantastic. is that unique. It's that special. Well that fantastic. Yeah, that edgy Yeah, then you better see the person do it and find some Yeah, you know, I was like Angelina you've got this crazy rock and board Okay, it's time for that silver silver swimsuit. Yeah, yeah, she was, do I need to go into this silver swimsuit? I was like, you absolutely do. People have a ride to know. During the filming of this film, was she, um, was she trying to break up Brad and Angelina? Or was she like, I've got to break up Jennifer. Brad and Jennifer. I want Brad Pitt.

So she hadn't done it yet. Just watch out because you know, I've been married once. You know, you've been married three times. I mean, you know, at that point, at that point, you had met Trish. Yes, I had. So Trish was your Angelina and you were referring to your as a member of the Dutch actress, Monique Van der Van. Oh, of course. Between 1973 and 1998.

So what are your thoughts on, are you team Jennifer or are you team Angelina? You know what I love Jennifer. I love her. Have you been out with her? No, but I've seen her. I was in the shops right. I was going to coffee and I saw her across the street. Yeah, what were we getting coffee from? Oh, just this nice little coffee place. It's called a brew. A brew. A brew. A brew. A brew. A brew. Where's that? It's just in Hollywood, California, Los Angeles, La La Land,

didn't even turn it loose. I'm looking at that. It's where I live. It's where you live in work. Yeah, I live and work. I mix business with pleasure. Anyway, so you're out of brew. What did you order?

I ordered a long black L wow in LA. Yeah long black Snake just joking That's a joke that's a gender bond and they gave me this crazy snake. Why would you order a snake? Because that's what we do in LA know like start your day with a snake I don't think they have long blacks because a lot of Americans come to Australia and say what the fuck is a long Yeah, they call it a mecano. Yeah Australian, I'm Dutch film maker. They call it Americano. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't believe in that. I'm Dutch.

Do you know what they call, they call it Americano, they call it latte and American coffee with milk. They have funny names for their coffees over there. You know, it's weird that it's, it's almost like it's a different country. America. Yeah, it's a different country to Australia,

it's a different country to Dutch. No one's arguing that. No, it is Dutch. It's a different country to all these different countries. Like they're all separate, okay? Did you grow up in Dutch? I didn't, but I did as well. But I know I moved over and I was a cinematographer

and then I was like, hey, why don't I direct it? Speed. Anyway, we're taking up your time. You want to be doing a song for us? Yeah, please. What's your new release? I'm a new release. It is a collection of some of my favorite songs. It's called gender bond Does dendabond okay, and what's this song? This is called nut bush dendabond

Here it is you're hearing it for the first time nut bush dendabond five dendabond All right, you know the dance too, you gotta do the dance. The gender boned dance, yeah everyone knows that. Gender boned, gender boned. Gender boned, don't. Gender boned, no. I hate this. Gender boned out.

Gender boned. Gender boned. The Bond out. Jander Bond. Jander Bond. Jander Bond out. Jander Bond out. 1997 was a great year. Wow. What did I do? You know, I was involved in lethal weapon free.

What's the best thing? Oh sorry I should not have so much to shout I'm sorry It sometimes it feels like conversational in songs You know the hunt for red October What a great movie, I directed that? Submarines Gender Bond

No Gender Bond Yeah You go to gender Bond? Gender Bond You go to town, you see gender bond, you say hey gender bond, why don't you come over have a snake with me? At a brew, sorry, I keep jumping, sorry I keep jumping out, it feels like the song leaves a worm for other people to come in and say die hard 1988 Imagine that I had something to do with that what cinematographer yeah, well you point the you tell me which way to point it That's what I was saying. Oh, yeah, and you have a little bit to do the lighting

Oh, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, are you talking to us? Yeah, are you talking to us? This is a song, it's very... Did you know that? It's a big end pre-production of an American Godzilla film for the summer of 1996 But I quit the film at the end of 1994 when it's really... Really pictures? When it proves my budget, man

Too scary? No, they eventually replaced me with a Roland Emmerich Can you hear me? No, Janderbond's just sitting there in silence This is pre-record, Janderbond's just sitting there in silence. This is pre-recorded. Janderbond Janderbond Janderbond

Janderbond It sounds a lot like the Nutbush Janderbond I think it samples the Nutbush That's why it sounds familiar That's what I'm all about, you know I studied in Amsterdam, eh? And, first came known in the Netherlands as the cinematographer for the infamous 1971 film

Blue Movie. Blue Movie? Is that Jander Bond? Yeah, well, I just... It's not... It's the I Know, that's what I was testing. And that's the end of this film. That was amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah

gender bond. Yeah, um You are quite the polymath you you you have really got multiple life wives Yeah, you know, the photographer. I thought multiple lives Well, I married was polyamorous and you fuck lots of people or you're married haves Oh, no, yeah, it's a was polyamorous and you fuck lots of people or your married haves i know you need it so you can be and polyamorous a different i know you know they are poly just means many more yeah you know where guys i've got to go but before i go yeah

shit did you just shoot your pants you go shit yeah. Shut up, shut my pants. I can't wait to um you've got one more. Oh shut it again. Oh no. Yeah I did it again. 10, 10. You can't keep peeing when you're pants. What do you just say this is the one shit? I feel like there's got to be at least like a five minute grace period. This is the one shitting of your pants. You should your pants I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm out. Thanks so much for having me guys. Look out for that Steven Spielberg, okay? And this is your third single to come off your album, Jender Bond, does Jender Bond. What's it called? What's it called? Old Town De Bond. Jender.

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I'm gender bonding now. Gender bond and Jenny. Gender bond in Jenny. Gender bond is Jenny. Then Jenny. Shandobond in Janie. Shandobond in Janie. Shandobond in Janie. In Janie. My father's name is Peter Debalt. Member of the American Society of Cinema Togrefers.

Since 1990. A frequently shoot with older petavision and amorphical lenses. Note the lens flares in diehard. And speed too, That was me. What was it like working with Bruce Willis? Pretty cool. You know that Eve... Just think about that, Jen. I was working with Bruce Willis. He likes to eat chips. I know it's like, Bruce goes to chip and he was like, no way. Potato chips are hot fries.

What's the difference? What is one? Why is he so hot? He's not talking to you. What do you mean? He's just like, what's the difference? Oh man, this is a good this album is. This is a really succulent.

Father with Trish Reeves, son, Oh man, this is a good this album is a really succ-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s- I don't love your wife. Your wife? Your mother. That's it. Yeah. Chandibond, thank you. Boo! I quite liked it. I hated it and I hate Ben Russell and I hate Pudmas and I hate Christmas. Zach, we're coming up to the number one voted podcast. Yeah.

And you're still being a little Christmas kind. Yeah. When, when are you gonna take the grinshy makeup off? Who knows? When are you gonna put down your scroogey pipe and just give in to the spirit of Pudmas? I don't know. I don't feel like it's coming.

I feel really negative about the whole thing. All right, so the number one is a montage of Jo Koski phone calls. Alright, really? That's fantastic. The reason I say that is because it's 6.11 in Australia. It's 6am. I think we just keep calling him till he answers. Oh, that's a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, ends. Oh, that's a good idea. He'll answer. He'll answer for sure.

Let's hope he answers it. It's 7.30 in the morning. Where he is. Yes? Is this Joe Koski? Oh, God. Joe! Joe! Joe! Mary Pugmus, Joe! It's 7.30 in the morning. I thought Tom was dead. No, Tom's not dead Joe

We have some very exciting news for you Joe. You are gonna shit your panties when you hear this What do we got Joe the votes are in us? Bullying you has one Pugmus Congratulations Joe us bullying you has won, Pudamus, congratulations Joe. Yay. Joe, our fans love us calling you and giving you shit so much

that they voted you number one in this year's greatest podcast moments. And we wanted to get your thoughts on how happy that's made you. Yeah, free thrilled. You know, a lot of people at Stage Door tell me, sorry, the anti-Donna boys call you. Do they actually? Yes, they say nothing about the show. Well, there's probably something to a hold on to there. But they apologize on your back, so that's very good of them. But they're just in on the joke.

And so you would say that most of the sales for School of Rock in Australia are things to this podcast. Probably, yeah. Wow. That's very interesting. Maybe a conversation we should be having with the producers of the show. Yeah Definitely now Joe Our fans have also voted they would hoping that since your number one since your their favorite recurring character

If you wouldn't mind singing a little bit of stick it to the man for us Excuse me. Oh, come on Joe. Be a good sport. Be a good sport. They love you. They love that you're a good sport. Don't be a fucking piece of shit in the last episode. And sing a little bit of singing.

Fuck you man. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. Joe, come on. No need for that kind of language mate. This is a family program. We will let you get back to sleep. We know you had a big show last night. You probably brought the house down. But we want you to sing a little bit of

stick it to the man for us and then we will leave you alone. And you can celebrate a beautiful come on mate. Come on mate, just the first little first. I really want you to die. All three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Where in the world is good? Across you and its fierce. That's it. Are you getting? Oh, come on Joe. Come on, you can just get you up in that top register.

No. It'll happen in the morning. Joe, it's not where we are. Where we are, it's the middle of the day. So we need you to get that middle of the day attitude and just give us some top register sticker to the man. I'm not seeing for you, boys. I understand, Joe.

Do you want to tell us a little bit about why you're not singing for us, mate? No. Do you want to tell us a little bit about why you're not singing for us, mate? No, because it's seven in the morning. Right. All right. Fair enough. Joey, why don't you just tell us about the upcoming shows for School of Rock and where

we can all see you because our fans obviously really love you and they want to come and check out some more shows. So where are you one tour at the moment? So you can. Oh, we lost him. Oh, we lost. We lost him. What? What. Oh, we lost it. Oh, we lost it. Oh, we lost it. That always seems to happen. Oh, well, Joe, very exciting, very excited there to be number one. And can I say boys? Must be a dodgy line. No, sorry mate.

Thank you for doing that man. We appreciate it. Thank you, Joe. We're off now. We're off now. We called you when we were recording this and we waited around for an hour to do it. But how are you going, you well? No.

Why, what's wrong? I'm tired. Yeah, but we had to call you a voted number one. How are you going? Is that it? Oh, we lost him. Oh, man. Unfortunately, cut out again, bad line, bad line.

You know what, boys, I've got to say all this talk of Joe and his sense of a montage. It really gets me thinking that I just can't be bothered with all of this. And there he is. He brought it back in a way that we didn't expect, but he still brought it back. You're a scrooge from start to finish, Zach, and we really appreciate that kind of consistency here at the Antidonna podcast. A Merry Pudmas to you all.

And a Merry Christmas. I hope you have a wonderful Christmas tomorrow with your loved ones. And be careful on those roads. Sending out a joyful message before we close this out with the Jokoski prank calls. We hope you have a lovely Christmas and we really love all of our fans. We love you all so much. Thank you for a wonderful year. And yeah, oh sorry, no please, Broden, I was just going to mention that we're going to be taking a little bit of a break, but we will be back with the Antidonna podcast. Sometime in January, we'll be back.

Yes. We're going to take a holiday, we're going to go to the Beham's. Go to the Beham's. Yes. But if Joe doesn't want to sing for us live, then let's just play out the year. Let's see out the year with this interview with Joe Kosky that is available on YouTube. Of him talking about being in School of Rock, we wish you a Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate over this year. Have a great rest. Have new year. Happy new year. Happy new year.

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Happy new year. Happy new year. Happy new year. Happy new year. Happy new year. Happy new year. Happy new year. Happy new year. If you've seen the film, School of Rock, or if you haven't, it is the same fundamental story with all the same comedy, the same energy, but you actually get to experience these incredible children playing live like better than any adults you've ever seen, and it's an original score by Andrew Lloyd-Weber, so not only are there some of the classics, he's less tired here. You see in the film, the little vignettes and stuff,

that you actually get full Broadway songs. I wish he would give us a little bit of this positivity. Coming out your live from Andrew Lloyd Webber. My favorite song is Sticker to the Man. But why wouldn't he sing it for us? I know. It's an incredible song of dissent and frustration. See, this is the joke that I know and love,

that the podcast listeners don't get to hear, because he's always so grumpy, like he's woken up on the wrong side of the bed. God! And boiling over. And the best part about it is that Dewey gives permission to these kids for the first time in their lives

to just feel how they want to feel and express that how they want to express it. And I think that's so important for any culture and any youth group to be able to feel the way that they want to feel and express that how they feel. Thank you so much, Jo Kowski. God. Such a beautiful thought. I mean, anytime, you have to reproduce an existing work and there's someone who has made a role iconic. It's a daunting task, of course. And Jack Black, in this role, is no exception.

He is incredible. And the realization that I made coming into this was that he has made his stamp on this show to the point where it's affected the way that this music was being written, right? So his comedy is in there. His flame. Thank you. And you have to trust that. So much everybody.

I've tried to put yours in another time. What a wonderful Christmas season. Please enjoy a montage of our best Jokoski phone calls. We've been anti-donner. We love you all so much. And the Rock can. Have a happy holiday. I was about to be more seal in the New Year.

And I've always admired our great classic rock musicians like Akadakka and stuff. So for me, it was not too difficult a transition. If you go to schoolofrock.com.au slash shows and enter Joe Koski, you get a 50% discount. Yeah, probably not. Ah, pretty sure it is. Yeah, no. Joe, where can we buy those tickets? Um, yeah, on the internet, bro.

And yeah, you I'll probably be on on Saturday Sunday, Matt and I's in Wednesday night, so check it out. All right. All right, Joe. Thank you so much. Thank you, Joe. Bye bye. That's gonna win. Joe Koskey. The school. Mark the fuck.

Okay. Oh, alright. Okay. And obviously you can listen to Jo Kowski's solo project called Jo Kowski. He is a debut single, Inc. produced by Tom Armstrong. It's a bit of octopus. He has about how octopus has defend themselves. He plays a little bit of...

If you watch the video, he does some some keyboard and he hits a little drum pad He's got a guitar he's wearing a guitarist and necklace and just very quickly Just just because this will be the last one Joe what where can people find your music if they want to listen to it? Unneeds and that was Joe Yeah, Joe just very quickly we've got a run but where can we where can we where what what shows it what shows if you got coming up You're just gonna hang up. No, no, no, no, we've got a where's where's school of rock going to next Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We hope wish you well with all your future shows. Do you want to tell our listeners about school of rock? Let them know when it's on how they can get tickets No, we just lost him. No, we lost him, unfortunately I'm not sure we lost him there, but that's been the deep dive on Sam's song and Uni Sam sung a new knee. Oh! Ah! Ah!

Have you heard of the musical High Fidelity? Yes, I performed it. It's my fucking ten minute call, bro. What? Man. I'm about to go on stage, you fucks. Oh, man. It's too early.

Yeah, was High Fidelity good? High Fidelity was fine. No, it's high fidelity good. High fidelity was fine. It's no, it's two hours ahead. Oh, we lost him. Um, would you define something with the tight weave as a basket or a bucket? And would you say as a bucket thank you and would you say yes now I heard you and would you say that potentially a house is a bucket we lost him man

Joe it's Broden Kelly here from Auntie Donna how How are you you are on here? I'm on the other daughter podcast. Just having a bit of fun. Just having a bit of fun. Oh my god. How do you feel? That wasn't. I'm sorry we lost him. Wow, what a good episode and a Merry-Pwood Master you all. Unfortunately Tom is a dumb dumb idiot. Tom felt to realize that the top-voted podcast moment of 2019, that was very clearly and overwhelmingly voted by you, was not included in the list he handed to Broden. So here's a snippet of the real number one. Merry-Pwood Mass. Come. Also I don't think we mentioned in this episode but we are taking a couple of weeks off the podcast for the holidays so see you in a few weeks. Love Tom. Isn't it funny when robots dance? I saw robots dancing in the street. I saw robots dancing

with their feet. They were eating mash banana. They were eating lots of biscuits they were the robots doing a robot boogie When you see your robot girl grab that robot boogie girl and dance with her all the time That robot boogie it's my favorite kind of boogie Apart from the boogles in your nose. Oh gross But from the Buggles in your nose, oh gross! Robot Dance and Robot Prads! Robot's love to put on funny hats! Robot love, robots love, they love each other when they dance! You get a robot in your house and they love to clean and dance.

In the middle of the night, one night, like an apple juice, I snuck out to the kitchen and caught me so for drink and I saw that robot boogie in the street. He was dancing around, he was dancing around. And the other robots came out to dance. And the robots all had fun, and we all had spaghetti. Cause robots love spaghetti. If you love spaghetti, and you love robots, then come along and robot dance.

You should robot dance with your robot mate and go play soccer in the park. When my mum takes me and my robot to the park, we have Strasbourg Sam which is with cheese and we all have sliced apple and some grapes. Fruit and vegetables really yummy have it with your robot friend fruit and vegetables really yummy here's the fruit and vegetables I eat. Mango pop all lots of strawberries, blueberries and mango, and all so bananas. Yes, there's some fun to eat, but have an adult cut them up for you. It's important to get an adult to cut your fruit and vase

because you might hurt your finger. But back to the robots I saw them dancing come and do a robot dance with me alright this is a song about one day I got home from kindergarten and I'd been painting finger paintings all day. And when I came in the house with me mum, Lisa. I saw a robot doing a funny thing. I was coming home from the shops. I had some cereal for breakey the next day and I walked in the door and I saw a funny robot doing some silly.

The robot was moving his legs in funny ways, his arms were flabbling back and forth. I thought, hey robot, what the hell you doing and he said I'm doing a robot dance He was doing the robot dance. He was doing the robot dance He was dancing around He was dancing around the kitchen. It was dancing around the backyard. I said can I join in? On the back yard I said can I join in too? And he did a little dance and he did a little bronze and my little brother Sam he joined in. And he danced around the kitchen and me neighbours

joined in there from India but they're welcome too. And we danced with the robot and we danced all around and we danced to the robot song. The robot's me favourite, his name is Shim and he is me robot from Japan and he tells me stories about Japan and how they dance in Japan and how they dance in India too? But wherever you're from we all love fruit and vegetables and apple juice. And we did the robot dance. Yes we did.

The robot and we wanted to kill ourselves. And the robot said, Hey I love you Timmy Norsie biscuits I love you and you're on a trade-all robot robot robot dance robot robot robot robot robot friends robot robot robot robot dance and this is the last time I'll be doing the robot dance. Robot dance with your friends. Robot dance. Robot dance.

Incredible. Absolutely. This song is dedicated to all the robots out there. I was 5,000 leagues underwater when I noticed a funny thing. Beneath all the fishes and the coral and the seaweed, deep beneath a sunken pirate ship, it was a robot doing something funny. He was dancing in a funny, funny weird. He was moving with his feet. He was moving with his bum. He was doing the robot dance. He was doing the robot boogie in the water. bud did that's because he can He doesn't need to breathe He doesn't have lungs

He just charges his battery And this robot must have been waterproof Because he was doing the robot boogie He was doing the robot dance He was dancing in funny, funny ways He was dancing through the water and I had a scoop of diving symptoms on that how I didn't suffer kit. And we ate some mashy peas and we put them in our nose and we laughed because they looked like bugles. Anyway, we're dancing around We danced around in the fucking water And we did some dancing with the robot

And he went beep, boop, boop beep I'm a robot, I'm a robot from Japan And he went too bit And we had funny dreams About how we danced all day We did the dream boogie in our sleep. And the grandmama was there, but she passed away in real life.

But then the robot came back and said, let's watch a streaming platform. So we watched when we danced, and we ate some corn and pureed old potatoes And then we went outside and we played futsal in door soccer outside And we played the robot the robot was really good. He kicked him like David Beckham. And then we all went to the shops and we had some chocolate. He clears the robot boogie with me robot friends. Good night, me robot friend.

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