Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin’ Too Hard is Evil, I don’t Wanna Be a Jedi!

Episode Date: March 3, 2020

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. It's been six long months without the highest downloaded podcast in the world. Yeah. The anti-donna boys took a long break for reasons that they're not allowed to say. We signed MDAs. But then something happened, the boys regrouped, and they prepared meticulously weeks and weeks of podcast preparation, the likes of which no one had seen before, only to return after the preparation was truly done the date was set

March 4th and now that day has come for the return of the anti-donner podcast on a podcast. Hello, my name is Fat. Oh, hello. Oh, Mr. Fat. Mr. Fat, you stink. Can you tell me why you smell? Well, that's because I'm made out of beans. What, Mr. Fat, did you come out of a bum bum? Yes, some are too many beans.

My daddy is some beans,, my mom is a chili. Now you listen here Mr. Fart, this is a normal podcast and I'm the spry guy. Now I don't want any farts smells while I'm doing a podcast. Yes, sorry I'm a fart. I'm a fart. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Fucking come on my back man. Okay, well I come twice a day. I'm gonna wank you off. I'm gonna wank you off. I'm gonna come on my back.

I'm gonna wank you off. I'm gonna get you to come all over my back. No, come on my back man. Have you met Mr. Fart? Mr. Fart is my brother, don't you see? Because everyone thinks Mr. Fart comes out of a bum bum and he came out of a dick. And he came out of a dick on my back. He's a fart dick Well, I didn't realize you were siblings. You have the same parent beans

That's right. That's right because when calm goes on my back There's nothing I love more than whipping up a fart. Can I just clarify? Your name is not just a name, but you've your name You like when someone ejaculates on the say on your sacrum and the lower part of your back. My parents named me after, after what they wanted me to do with my life. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Oh please, there's another man at the door. I thought you were still standing in the doorway, but the door's now closed and it's knocking.

Let me get big door. There's too many billionaires. Oh, it's Bernie Sanders. There's too many billionaires everywhere. Hello, Mike Broom. Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders.

Bernie Sanders, I wanted to talk to you all day about the caucus. There's too many billionaires everywhere. Bernie Sanders, have you met come on my back, man? Hello! Are you all I've built you there? I'm not a billionaire, but if you consider come your riches, well my back is caked in a dry old cow. I'm a billionaire. Bernie Burney, Burney. Burney, Burney, Burney.

Yeah, because I'm gonna get rid of all the Burney. Okay, all right. Another person, Bernie Sanders, excuse me, it's time to get the door again. There's another goofy, heightened character. Hey, man, that's so good. It was so much fun, Bernie. No, man, if you need to get the man, that's all good. Who's so much wrong, Benny? Nah, man, if you need to get the door, that's fine, man. Are you ready, Sandesh?

Yeah, I'm ready, Sandesh. You need to get the door, that's fine. Let me just say too many billionaires. There are a lot of billionaires. Who are you? Who am I? I'm Hitler's Kant. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.

Someone's the door, but I do need to... It's me! Hitler's Kant! Hello, Hitler's Kant. Hi! Thanks for coming over. And it's good to be outside! Hitler's Kant, what are you doing here? Man, I've just been up in Germany trying to get the third rick back up,

but I had to get out of them sweatpants because it gets sweaty being Hitler's cunt. Okay, Hitler's cunt, have you met Bernie Sanders? Yes, Bernie! Hey man, yeah. What? Bernie, you came in, you came in with such a strong character, and now I feel like you've peeled it back. No, no, this is what I've always been like, okay? Mark, I mean, Hitler's, no, this is what I've always been like Mark. I mean he was cunt. This is

Bernie Sanders you're clearly not up with the news. This is what this is a an a 70 or a roll man Oh my god, he hates billionaires. Oh not a fan. No. I am myself a millionaire But I I'm happy to be taxed more that's that's what I'm voting And you're also like a Sydney hip-hop artist. Is that right? Oh, what's this? You're a Sydney hip-hop I do do a little bit of hip-hop. Yeah, yeah, that's that's what I'm voting. And you're also like a Sydney hip hop artist. Is that right? Oh, what's this? You're a Sydney hip hop artist. I do do a little bit of hip hop. Yeah. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's sick.

Being Hitler's cunt, I like to do several things, including going out for long walks on the beach. You need to go. OK. You need to leave. No, no, no, no, no. Excuse me, Hitler's cunt. There's something.

I'm gone. I know I shouldn't be here. Hitler's cunt. There's something. I'm gone. I know I shouldn't be here. I know I shouldn't be saying the things I'm saying. How do you see yourself? And if you are a labia of a jhana area, what is the hair? Is it a little mustache? Yes, yeah, I've got a little like landing strip.

Do you like a Hitler mustache? Yeah, I've got a, I've got a, no. That's always mustache, his under his nose. It's no linear. But I got a, I've got a, um, no. That's your way. This mustache is under his nose, it's no- But I thought maybe Hitler repeated that. No, no, no, so what I've done is have grown out the hair on the taint. So it's just a little stripper hair. I call it the Gooch. Right.

Well, in Germany, we call it the taint. That's a German word. Taint is a German word? Yes, for Gooch. Well, you know what they say. They often talk about taints on Inspector X. Anyway, I'm really sorry about this. No, it's all right.

Oh, someone's at the door. Eeeh? Aaaaah! Hello? Aaaaah! Who are you? Aaaaah! Oh God

It's just a Kevinus hole that screams things It's got teeth It Kevinus hole if you could just spare me a moment. I want to apologize to you Hit this country because sure you call something one thing, but I call it something else Because sure you call something one thing, but I call it something else. Oh, of course Here's what I say you say taint, but you say good You are a Hitler's country and your Broden Kelly Gooch Taint

Cunt vagina Let's call the whole thing off. I'm Hitler's Count. Oh, sorry. Um... AHHHHH! I feel like that's as if no more upsetting as Hitler's guns. AHHHHH! You're upsetting for lots of people? Yeah.

Uh, because of the wording and the character. You're upsetting audibly. AHHHHH! people, because of the wording and the character, you're upsetting audibly. Hey, Kevin is all, what's your favorite? Oh, very interesting. Very good, very good. Kevin is whole, I see you are just a whole in the ground. That seems to keep going, but you but you don't, you just scream,

but you seem to be able to understand us because I feel like your screams come at appropriate times when they're needed. And a lot of them sound like affirmative phrases. I'm Hitler's cunt. So far we've had come in my backman, come on my back, not in your back. Yeah, coming in the back No, I'm very similar those two characters the two characters the money Sanders

Cavanaus hole fart man fart man. Well, just fart mr. fart just fart Broding Kelly Broding Just fart. Brodin' Kelly. Brodin' Ah! And is that it? That's the, that's all of them. No, no, but there is another character who's kind of the door

because what's happening, we're having a party and we invited all of our best friends to the party because we're so excited that we've got the podcast back and we wanted to, and I've been on holiday. And can I just say it's really, where are you been, Mark? Oh man, I've been to Timbuktu, I've been to Rome. I went to Rome and Timbuktu,

and I split my time between the two places because I have lovers in each city. And but then they found out about each other and old boy, was it a podcast worthy holiday? And I could have you been up to me I've mostly been preparing for this party Because remember last week you said Zach this party you need to get a cake for it What and we said chips and dips you said you need a cake and you need some chips and dips

So I went to calls to buy some cake and some chips and dips. So I went to calls to buy some cake and some chips and dips. What dips did you get? Because I love dip, I wanna say, I'm in. Well, get out, boys. Oh, hello. Who's this? My name's Nick Cap Jones.

Oh, Nick Cap Jones. I'm not a pettop. No, no, no one said you were. No one said you were. My name's Nick Cap Jones. I'll work it. Oh, okay, I'll being and I run a muffin top. I mean, a muffin break.

And a muffin top is a thing from Seinfeld. A muffin top is also when a little bit of Billy comes out in the middle. Yeah. What? So when you... A little bit of Billy comes out of your mouth. Let me explain.

But there's someone who's too fat for their jeans. A little bit of the fat comes out the top. We call that a muffin top. A muffin top Jones. A muffin top is a very, you can put one in your mouth. It doesn't matter if it is, the belly coming out of the belly. When I'm at home, I call myself neat cap Jones. When I go to work, I become muffin-break-bro. When you're a muffin cap bro. Not a peto. No, no one said you were. No one said you were.

You keep bringing it up. No one said you were. When you're a neat cap Joe, if I need something taken care of, if there's a person in my life that's causing me a bit of trouble, what's Nick, Cap Joe gonna do? Nick, Cap, go, go, right up to him and knock on his knee and take him down real quick, I'm not a peto. No, Nick, Cap, Jones, are you related in any way to Tony Jones, host of Q&A?

You've met your Bibi, I am. Yeah. I know him and his wife, Sarah Ferguson, and I'm Nick, Cap, Jones, I'll come to your town. And one, two, I'll factor what to do. Are you gonna... Kneecap Jones, I've got two kneecaps. Like most men my age. And I was wondering if I needed a replacement cap,

could you get one for me? Like a baseball cap? No, I don't know, like a replacement kneecap. I'm not a peto. Yeah, I like a replacement knee cap. I'm not a peto. Yeah, we didn't say that you were... Oh, come here. ...someone else. It's me, poo.

Oh, poo. I've got someone that is party. It's me, I'm poo. You have to moot this guy at the party. Are you going to love him? I think it's very fitting. It's so fitting that you're here. I'm poo, so I'm from the bum. Yeah, so absolutely.

So that's a character that you know who's at this party. That you're really gonna get along with. It's a little friend of ours. We like to call Cavanaus Hole. AHHHH! Well, hello, I'm poo. AHHHH! Poo, this is Cavanaus Hole. Cavanaus Hole is just a hole in the ground. It's got teeth. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH come out of it. Let me clarify. I think George Lucas's asshole is the Star Wars hole. Right. What? I think George Lucas's asshole.

Do you think they got horses down at the Star Wars Ranch? Where do we ask them? At the skywalkers' hammer-hatch. Okay, you got your horses? No, no, no. I think, guys, or it's me, Brunken. What are you against the bunch of ranch sauce? I think... Guy, so it's me, Brunencamp. What are you reckonin' to the bunch of ranch sauce? No, no. Sorry, I'm one second George Lucas. No worries, no worries.

No worries. When you think that the Star Wars ranch potentially just has a ranch sauce... Well, I imagine there's a gift shop and I wonder if they read the Salon Horse paraphernalia or just a brand of ranch sauce. It would make sense. Imagine going on the Star Wars,

Imagine going on the Star Wars, looking at ranch, getting a bottle of ranch sauce. It would make sense. Imagine going on the start, Imagine going to skywalk a ranch, getting yourself a bottle of ranch sauce. I farted. Is amija jabink? Hi George Lucas. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. I think the star wars hold is your ass hole. And any hole thereafter is a secondary hole.

Yeah, well that's a billion dollar hole. What do you say? What are you? I'm not talking about pink. I'm talking about your handbook. Guys I know it's the first podcast back and we're very lucky and in what are the odds in our first podcast back, the creator of the Lucas films, yeah whatever. George Lucas and one of these most famous racist characters,

Jar Jar Binks. Oh, that's not what I'm supposed to Well, I'll get some questions for both you What how do you go about making a Star Wars film? I make a Star Wars film by putting lightsabers in it Yeah, right miss a gobbing one and god is stepping on the pool to stinky Hey, it's a pool. I know you are stepping in the you Yes, I'm poo-jagger Bingstone step on me, I'll get stuck in your shoe What's the damn Mr. Pusu?

I beg you, Pat What's the day? Who's the day? What's the day, that's pretty hot Who are you looking at? Oh, I'm poo Okay, I have no eye Sorry guys, sorry

Look, Bernie Sanders, here's pretty hot Oh, hey, fuck Bernie Sanders here pretty hot. Oh, hey. Fuck Bernie Sanders. Mr. Say, okay. Hey man, that's really cool that you want to fuck me. Mr. Sakio ding. Oh, okay, cool. I think in judge our bing's world, dick is ding.

Mr. Sakio ding, dick. Oh, dick, da, da, da, da, da. I was mistaken. So he said, I thought when he was saying ding, he was referring to a dick, but then he said I want to suck your ding No, how so rusa this a dick me not being born okay? I mean ding dong shing So Then

Dikini don't mean ding dong miss a love dick in me. Okay. I'm starting to understand the accent I'm in the language. I'm sorry, I know it a lot. He's... No, Mr. Love, he has said that Digny Dignong, Mr. Like John Blackman. Oh, I'm making so funny with the Dignong and the voice voice. Yeah, so Jar Jar brings Love's John Blackman from Hay Hay itself. Drop Ricky Little Pika, Sean the TV, Oscar, or that make me laugh.

He sucks the dick of John Blackman on TV. No, I think dick, no mean dick, mean asshole. Oh, okay, all right. So a dick is a dick. A dick, is an asshole. In Jar Jar Bingsword, and that's Canon. And that's Canon. Put that on Star Wars trivia. Boss, don't touch that star wars trivia. What's your paedia?

Bossen, that's touch me. I said no thank you, but he keep going. Okay, so I think he was assaulted by you. Being born in this apisa stepiputo, oh, speaking. Okay, ding dong, so that's the asshole. There's a pizza step in poo poo. Ah, yes. Bernie, yeah.

What are you gonna do to spread the wealth? Before I tell you, Oh, can we talk politics? Can I just ask a quick question? Is that going over there, Billionaire? Who are you talking about? Uh, Tori Lucas. Yeah, Tori Lucas.

Oh, I don't know, I don't like that. No, you don't like Billionaire? You're famous for not liking Billionaire. I don't like that. I don't like him. I just chill, just chill. I'm sorry, just to be clear, this version of Bernie Sanders,

I've not taken any other quality, I've not taken his love of universal healthcare. I've not taken his push for a university or his drive to make America like other first world western nations in their health. It's just the hate billionaires. He just doesn't care for billionaires. And he's Australian and he loves hip hop I've decided. Yeah I love that Laya. But he just oh hey yeah cool. Alright. Fuck yeah. Yeah.

Going down to an add delayed pub have a couple of these with my friends Going to the add delayed pub with my pal Having a good time with my friend montagne So in this world Bernie Sanders is a member of the hill top hoods Is that right? Yeah man yeah I don't like that guy look at these fucking names

Bernie Sanders is in the hilltop woods. Yeah. He does he wear a hat or no hat? No hat, no. Okay, right. He looks exactly like, I look exactly like the other Bernie Sanders. Okay. You don't wear a hat.

Yeah, no, I look exactly like the, I don't look like the, I don't look like the, I look exactly like the, I don't look like the, I look like the real Bernie Sanders, but maybe with a little bit of the, what podcast did we talk about the DCAU Bernie Sanders? That was a Patreon. That was on the Antidona Club. Which the Antidona Club. Yeah, yeah.

Which is where you get lots of cool shit. Go, you can be a member of the Antidona Club. Yeah. Yeah. Which is where you get lots of cool shit. Go, you can be a member of the Antidona Club to hear where we joke about Bernie Sanders as part of the DC EU. Head over to patreon.com slash Antidona. This has come up organically. We didn't even discuss doing a plug. No.

But we should have. We should do a plug for the picture. We should do a plug. I've got a character coming up as well. We'll do that. It's like a George Lucas, but Jordy Lucas, and he's from Jordy Shorts. I love that.

I love that. Yeah, that's great. And let's get nods from everyone, so. Now I'm very excited. You're excited. Can you just say what all the pricing structures are now with the Antidonna Club powered by Patreon? And can you, we'll do it to Hilltop Hood's music

and you can occasionally like hype him up? Yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Check it.

Okay. Five, six, seven, eight. The ones who've done the club is really cool. How many Harbrews? Why is there a living? I can't. This is just the, it's the, are you wanting to just talk over the top of the-

Yeah. So if you go to the- Yeah! You are- are you alright? It's- uh, and- we just need clarity. When we're walking into a bit. Okay. Okay. Alright.

So what's happening here? I don't know- I don't know- I don't know- I don't know- I really like it. I really like to come on my back, man. I feel like Kevin is always coming back. No, this is just, I'm mad. I'm Bernie Sanders and I'm mad. Oh, you're still Bernie? Because there's a fuck-up. What's your interest in the Anti-Donna Club powered by Patreon? I love money.

Oh. So to wait, I love the accumulation of wealth. Until you hit a billion, then. No, yeah. So what do you think of people who have $999,000,000, $9999,000, $9999,000? Sick right on brother you're cool dude. What if you gain, what if someone gives you a penny?

If that person gets a penny then I don't get out of here. Wow. He's got a very, it's a very street, it's a very strict, I respect that. Thanks, I respect that bro. So you're gonna run through all the pricing for Antidona Club? I guess. And then I'm gonna bring in the best character. Alright.

So the Antidona, if you like this bullshit and want more of it, head over to patreon.com slash anti-donna where you can be a member of the anti-donna club where all the tiers, there's only one tier that makes sense for you to do and if you do any other ones, you're funny and you're cool. I would also argue a bit dumb. But they're all based around the sex number 69, which is when, well, I mean, you want to hear us break down what we, what the number 69 means to us, head over to the DCEU and check out Bernie Sanders. No, head over to the, I'm confused. Are you okay? No. No, I'm right. No. I'm not okay.

And I don't want to talk about it. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, you've upset me. You've crossed the line. Oh, no. I drew the line and you crossed it. Now I'm mad and I'm upset. And I don't want to do silly goofy characters anymore.

Can I say before we jump on and try and work out what's going on with Mark, we also have your brilliant character coming. So there's a couple of sort of... Jordy Lucas. Jordy Lucas. There's a couple of sort of balls that were like, you know, basketballs that we're spinning.

We're like one of those people now. I got to maintain... Mar... Those people. The people that spin basketballs, lots of different basketballs. I've got plates, people that splate. So I'm now spinning the plate.

So we've got Jordy Lucas coming. We've got Mark being upset. We've got a dig into that. And can I just say one thing? I'm so glad that finally we took some time off and that this is finally a podcast with preparation. It's back writing. Can I say, have we seen the end of come on my backman?

No, because I guess we haven't all had that session yet where it all accumulates on his back. Oh yeah, what we planned. Because this is the thing. This is what people are probably thinking about. This seems a little messy, but what they're going to find is we've actually, we know every single character we've done and it's going to come together. Yeah. So satisfyingly. Beautiful. Like that movie New Year's Eve. Like that movie New Year's Eve.

Or I love Paris. Or I love New... Or Paris-Jatem. Yeah, Paris-Jatem. New York-Jatem. New York-Jatem. New York-Jatem. Paris, I love you.

Paris, I love you. So, who do we want to go to first? I'm very... I'm very... I'm very happy to cut the Sandmark bit. No, I liked that bit. That plate is still spinning for me. Okay.

Well, I reckon we have... I reckon we... I'm not fast. Okay. Or... I would like to have a guy doing jar jar things I think I have could do a fast. Okay, I'm all. I would like to have a go at doing jar jar binks. I think I have could do a better. Okay, I would love to say that.

Okay, so now we've got jar jar binks. A better, call it better jar jar binks. Better jar jar binks. Jordy Lucas and sad Mark. And we have to, but we still also have to go through all the dips. And we have to go through the dips, but I'm happy to save that for a later podcast. I was very excited about the dips, but that's fine. I just think,

so now you're grumpy on top of the grumpy bit. Well, now I'm genuinely grumpy. Now he's genuinely the character Mark was grumpy in the podcast, and now I'm pissed that we're not doing the dip thing that we planned. Well, we are gonna do it. It's just, it's a serialized podcast.

We can do it in a few weeks. Are we doing a list of like 150 dips here that I thought we were gonna get? Yeah, we will do the dips. We're gonna do a whole dip pod. Oh, hello, I'm Jar Jar Binks. Oh, hello Jar Jar Binks. Miser from another planet.

Oh, what planet? Jar Jar Binks. No, it's the planet Jar Jar Binks. I have a friend I'd like for you to meet. It's Jar Jar Binks. Oh, hello sir. Miser called Jar Jar to make. It's Jaja Bing's. Oh, hello sir! Misako Jaja Bing's miss a fromada Naboo! Oh hello Jaja Bing! This is you know that the land dwellers and Naboo and the gangans form a symbiotic circle?

We are from Jaja Bing's land! If a one thing happened to them, it must affect us too! Oh we go help Liam Neeson! Oh we're up Liam Neeson. Oh, I'm Liam Neeson, step in the food. What's that about me? Oh, Liam Neeson! It's me, Liam Neeson, where I'm playing an American in a thriller. Hello, Mr. Cole, Judge Upings.

And I am Judge Upings too. Woo! Hello, better Judge Upings. Yes, I am a better Judge Upings. Hello better Jar Jar Binks. Yes, I am a better Jar Jar B. I miss a grand time. I miss a sweet little girl. Call me Jar Jar Binks. Hey, I got a funny story about racism in my life experience. Oh no, listen, not to get in a tuthis. It's a real funny story. Oh no, okay. No.

Mr. Say, Oki-Dae! Um, fantastic. So that was better, Jar Jar Big. This is one of three sequences that this podcast has promised to you. Zach, what did you get up to on your holidays? I told you, I went to Coles. I get some cake, and we're going to, that's the DIP podcast. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Next week. I'm going to do the DIP podcast next week.

So now we're gonna have another character, grumpy mark. Yeah, another character I like to call grumpy mark. Here we go, starting in three, two, one. Mark, what's wrong? Oh, this is bullshit. Why? Why are you so sad? Oh, I'm grumpy because I thought we were gonna do

the DIP podcast and now we're not. Oh, Mark, that's such a shame I'm upset for the same reasons that Mark in the real world is upset with I thought goofy music Would lift it. Yeah, it's not working for me the bit isn't working. It's um, I mean well what happened so Okay, so what I like about the good shit of Okay, so what I like about the good shit of doing is it gives you a certain sense of drive. If I had a lift set, the actual music isn't working for me and I also think we lose some of the negative energy from that which I think hurts the punch line that's coming. Is it a hat on a hat?

I think it's a hat on a hat. A hat on, yeah, we're trying to do too many things. So if we all, if you go on top of the joke. Just let the joke be clear. Can I have offer? We cut you. Yeah, please. Just the goofy music.

Just the goofy music. Here we go. Let's try it and then we'll see if that works. Goofy music in three, two, one, now. It's closer. I reckon, I'd like to see it with Kevin as whole. Okay. Yeah. What do you guys reckon?

No, I think that might be the thing that makes it work. Initially, I have like my initial reaction is, I don't know, but I'm... I think we have to try. I'm very happy to see it. That's a thing with notes. Notes come through, you just try everything. You try everything and I think you'll be surprised sometimes of what works even if you have an adverse reaction to it immediately.

Okay. But let's try goofy music, Kevin as whole. Here we go. Ah! Okay, cool. It's closer. It's the bumpy mark bit now is sort of the joke is clearer. We sharpen it up and we tighten it. Okay, let's make it here. Let's just cut.

Let's just see what happens if we cut this moment in half. Just cut right in when the, ah comes in. And then out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah! Okay, I feel it's lost. I feel it's lost the essence of grumpy mark. It's got nothing to do with grumpy mark anymore.

But I think, I like going down these hard. It's been noted. It feels like it's been noted to death. It feels like, because for me, I think sometimes what we do is we take moments and we cut them down, but sometimes what the moments need is breath. So why don't we try... Well, why don't we cut the music then? Why don't we cut the music and just try Cavanaugh's whole, but let the whole moment play out.

All right. Ah! I don't know anymore. I would love to see it longer without just long. And once he stopped, we just sit in it for about five to 10 minutes. Okay. Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, sh it for about five to ten minutes. Okay.

Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. And then hopefully this, and then if this makes the grumpy mark bit work, then I think it's worth keeping. And if you're listening to a silence that comes is not the podcast breaking, it's on purpose. All right, here we go. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yeah. That's the bit for me. Yeah. That makes the grumpy mark bit worse. But in a 30 minute podcast.

Is it funny? Are people going to click through to the next podcast? Is my question. No, you're right. Look, it's a bit that I never liked. So I always, I think we just cut the beer. It's cut the beer. It's cut the beer.

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What? What? We've done the part, that was the party. That was the party. That was the party that was the force awakens. Yes. And now we're going back to Mandalorian. Probably a better thing because it's a bit more directly linked.

Would be, maybe this is the prequel trilogy Well, I will or you could say or yeah, no, I would say we just did episode three Return attack a revenge of the Sith. Yeah, and now we're doing the Clone Wars We're going back to the scene any movies. You've seen Revenge of the Sith You've seen Revenge of the Darker of the pre trilogy. The only revenge of the Sith in my life is a hemorrhoid. That doesn't even what any sort of sense because hemorrhoids are evil. No, they're just from pooping too hard. Hey bro, don't have a great week. What did you do just before we go? What did you do over your holidays? Me? I just

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