Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 184 - Taking Covid-19 down to Covid-ZERO

Episode Date: March 24, 2020

In this weeks Podcast Broden, Mark and Zach chat about everything EXCEPT Covid-19!   New Podcast 7am Melbourne time every Wednesday (this is not a promise but a goal)! patreon.com/auntydonna auntydonna.com haventyoudonewell.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Hello, everyone that listens to the Anti-Donna Podcast still. We know there's a handful of you. Welcome. What is this again? It's the Anti-Donna Podcast. Quarantine series.

Quarantine series. We are all in lockdown. Ladies and gentlemen, nothing is going to stop us from coming out to you guys with our podcast. So we're not going to mention it. We're just going to be up and jovial. It's exactly our whole thing. Our whole thing is keeping it positive, keeping it up,

keeping it, keeping the vibes up. We made a decision to be apolitical a few years ago. Keep that joy, keep that positivity. We want you to escape from your world. So yes, we are doing this via video links. So the sound quality is a little lower than we would have liked. But that's okay. We are, you know, the best part is I get to do this from bed, but not for any of us. We're not going to talk about why I'm doing this podcast. We're not on bed. We're not on bed. We're not going to talk about why I'm doing this podcast. We're not I'm not. We're not. The. We're not going to mention the. This. This podcast is less COVID-19 and more COVID-0. Thank you very much. I'm not talking about. We're not

talking about. We're not talking about. We're not talking about. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm mentioning it in a way. Did you even fucking hear what I said? I can't talk about it. I'm talking about it.

19 COVID-0. Yeah, okay, but that is just talking about it, man. That is just talking about it. No, it's not fucking talking about it. It's fucking very specifically saying, no, you're picking on me. Well, you're talking about it. You're specifically mentioning it.

It's like me saying, I'm not gonna talk about Black Widow that's coming out in a couple of them. A fucking hell. Can I have a few guys a question? Let me ask you guys a question. When I say don't think of a big cow, right? Out in a field. Don't think about a big moocow out in a field where the silly hat on and it's wearing

high heel shoes. I'm not thinking about it. What do you immediately think of? I'm thinking about baggichitos. Well I'm thinking about COVID-19. Oh we're not coming up. We're going to keep it up. We're going to keep it up. So we're going to keep it up by talking about some fun films that are coming out. Right. I did get things right. But during this time, it is important to support not your big-chained cinemas,

but your small and more independent cinemas, like your- like your novers and your- and your- lead-o's in fourth on. Get it out to the movies and see some of the hot- the hot- clicks that are coming out like new mutants.

New mutants is coming out. We've got new planes. Oh, Mark, actually, sorry. No, let's move on. Let's move, change it. We're going to move on from films. We're not going to talk about films. I have a top five list of things I want to talk about.

I can't go right. You play some music, maybe. Like Tom, can you play some like a bass? Like a bass line to it kind of Okay, um is the top five people to breathe on Loved ones I guess Number two, the elderly. Okay. None this. If you've got a non-none and a non-none spit near mouth. Number three, children.

Okay. Number four. Number four. Number four, the immunocompromised. Guys, I have been, we've all been in isolation. I've got one more. I've got one more. No, I'm on my mark. Oh, sorry. Who isolation. I've got one more. I've got one more. Oh, I'm more, Mark.

Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. And number five, people to breathe on is this, I don't actually don't have a fifth. Who is a funny fifth? Smokey. Smokey. Would they have been immunocompromised? Yes, someone immunocompromised.

Someone immunocompromised. But that was my fault. You know, actually, breathe on children. No one under nine has, as last time I heard no one under nine has died from COVID-19. But they're a little reactive spread it. So it's like, if you breathe on a kid, they're going to spread it. You know, and that's, and that's why obviously Victoria has made the call to close schools from tomorrow, but we're going to bring it up. We're going to bring it up. In terms of lightning, the murder little, does anyone know if COVID-19 can be transferred through urine? My understanding is it's just saliva droplets.

Okay, great. Good. Well then that means that my sex life is fine. I just wanted to check in on that. you've been pissing on people for sexual I never I never piss on people no definitely not I Thought luck was pissing on people, but the twist the prestige of that joke is he He's been forgetting getting Oh, pick it up pick it up quick pick it up So I just wanted to I wanted to bring up the mood a little bit and I've made a top five list great It is my favorite places to congregate which 500 or more people

with 500 or more people. Oh no. Oh no. You stop the music, stop the music. Is that very happy to hear the list? Yeah. So I think we just need to have a chat about current state of the world and some things I've been hearing

on the news and affairs program. We're not going to talk about news. We're not going to talk about current events. We don't do that. I just need a promise from Zach. Yep. That this isn't going to talk about current events. We don't do that. I just need a promise from Zach that this isn't going to go sad or dark. It's not going to go sad. Because in these dark times, what these dark shifts of times.

Dark is of times, but it's a lot darker at night time. I just want to make that super clear. I'm not arguing that. I would never argue that. During day, it's quite live. I'm sorry. Oh, oh, oh, look. No, no, no, I'm sorry, but no, you're not disabling. Oh, look, I would never say that during daytime it's darker.

I would never say that. I'm not wearing Alaska or in some of the Nordic areas of the world. Yeah. I would never say that. But is that going to be to promise from you? This isn't going to go dark. No, I'm just listing my top five places to congregate with over 500 people.

And you're all weepers. People can't currently do that. Well, I thought we agreed we weren't going to talk about that. Yeah, but you're saying you're going to talk about those things. Well, I just thought, you know, fun thing to talk about is my favorite place is to congregate with 500 people. So I won't bring up. What's up?

I just wanted to check. Is that a thing, that is a thing that we're, that you're not supposed to be doing that, right? Yes. Yes. My sex life's going to take a bit of a hit. So what we're going to do about my come, sex life is that he gets pissed on by over 500 people in public areas. If you can't congregate with over 500 people in a public space, my sex life is going to take a bit of a hit.

You're a dirty dog, Mark. All right, bring that music up. Okay, favorite places for congregate. All right, bring that music up. Okay, favorite places to congregate. NBL games. Oh, all right, you got it yet. I got some news for you, but keep going. The AFL. Uh-oh. The AFL W Premiership.

Uh-oh. Um, Fearsers. Uh-oh. I'm son of a filthy sad. And large cinemas. Um, let's talk about something else. I'm son of a philbert said and large cinemas About something else. Let's talk about what we've been doing in isolation me. I have been

Making love to myself So often more than more than more than I thought was possible I and I don't call it masturbating. I call it making love to myself, because I take it very seriously. What have you boys been doing? That is, I've been occupying the vast majority of my time. So, what I've been doing, Mark, is I've been making love to myself. Beautiful.

The vast majority of the time. And we've got a lot of common you and me. Going on NSFW Reddit pages. Sorting by controversial. By controversial. By controversial. You're not going by hot! Sorry, but I got you very short. I mean each to their own. Just going into the negatives and seeing what's up. Yeah, right? Oh my god. I'm not comfortable with this conversation.

Oh, that's because you've been making love to yourself more than me, I reckon. That's why I think you're not comfortable. I reckon we fit a nerve. I reckon if, if, if, if I was making love to myself more than everyone else. Uh-huh. That would only be because I'm such a good love maker. That's true. You're gentle, you have soft, supple skin. I'm such a good love maker. That's true. You're gentle, you have soft

supple skin. I'm not gentle. No, I'm hard on myself. I'm in in workplace, I'm hard on myself, I'm in the bed in the bourgeois, I'm even harder. Yeah. Main on the streets, main in the sheets. Would you guys like to speak to Andrew Gays a bit? Updates on the Australian basketball league, the NBL? Sure. I'd love that. I might put on a hat as like a character. That's good, Ian.

That's baseball music, but... And while you're doing that, Broden, I thought I might just quickly... Oh, you had the hat available. I was going to... Oh, yeah, I was going gonna get the hat while you went and got the hat you can I do have a very very very funny story to tell at one point as well something that happened to me in quarantine Really funny, but I'll get to that later. Well rather down. I'll write that down if I come back to I've written it down. It's all about keeping it up. Yes, absolutely But most importantly I want to hear from Andrew Gays comes onto the

podcast quite often, Andrew Gays. He's a favorite of the fans and a favorite of mine as well. Tall men. I'd love to hear some updates on the NBL and how they're coping with whatever's not happening in the world right now. Don't even know. Just before we do bring him in, I am just going to fill for a moment by listing famous people named Phil. Phil Colbert. Philipsy Mohafemur.

The interjector of Tomahemur needs new basketball style music. Oh no. And while he's finding that music, I'll fill with Phil Spector. Well, I'll fill with your... Do you mind? Well, in between each of your fills, if I fill, if I fill with a type of coffee that you can get at Phil's coffee, the issue is is Mark, I've kind of run out of like properly famous fills.

So I'm going to go, okay, well why don't I just, what, yeah, you go back to the top. So while you're feeling with, with Phil's, I'm feeling while top. We find the music. We're feeling for Tom and we're feeling for Andrew Gays. Zach, you fill with famous fills and I'll fill with Phil's coffee type of beans. Okay

Fills of course being Being a chain of coffee Mostly predominantly on the West Coast of America and while you boys are doing your fills I'm gonna name different kinds of pills Okay, okay, great. So what's the order here me then mark then broding? I'm gonna name different kinds of pills. Okay. Okay. Great. So what's the order here? Me, then Mark, then Broden?

Yeah, Phil's. And Phil's with the Z, and then Andrew Gays. And then Andrew Gays once we've filled. Yeah. Phil Collins, Tessora, Panadol. Okay. Philip Rivers, he is an American football player. Embrozier Coffee of God, which has the aroma of blackberry, grape and toast. That's a lighter blend.

Sirtec. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Great one. Great Phil. Aromatic, Arabic, which is the darker blend, kind of has the aroma of smoke, walnut and earth. I've been profaned. Yep, great. Dr. Phil. Dancing water.

Zertec. I'm just going to quickly check in and tell them if you've got got music there mate. Please. No, we can only fill it. I only fill Scottie for so long. I'll just play the same music we've had. Okay, great. And is your guy ready Broden? He ready. All right, here we go. Oh, get out of here. Boys, it's me, Andrew Gaines. I love dribbling basketball. Hey, Zee. What is it?

It's me, Andrew Gaines. I love basketball. And you boys, Gowon. Good, Daisy. Fine. I'm up to... Oh, I'm just quarantining at a safe distance looking after the kids. I was father a year a few years ago, so I'm coming into the owner at the moment.

He looks after the kids cooking in the kitchen, crikey Moses. There's a lot of work to do in the kitchen at the moment. Cooking up pastas, keeping an ends for breakfast. But it's a good button. Daisy, when you're cooking a pasta, what are you doing? A pesto over there, you're doing a creamy pasta? You do in a sort of like a spaghetti, Elevongalai? What do you cook in up there, guys?

Let me ask you guys. What would you call this? Little bit of olives, little bit of tomato, little bit of soy army. What would you call that? Ooh, and what is it? And Arra starts with A. Arra is similar to an Elemetrachiana.

Elemetritchiana. Ella Matritchiana, that's favorite part of that. You got it in one. I'm doing one version of an Ella Matritchiana, which I call the double dribble. And I ask, I'm doing the double dribble with a pen A or as you refer to a slam dunk. These no certain rules, but I don't call it Pen-A. I call it slam dunks. I know, I just like to get in. I just like to get in. I just like to get in.

Well, that's really cool, Gaze. And I call Ravi Oli the Perth Wildcat. Gaze, where are you doing this podcast from? I'm doing it from bed. I'm doing it from a basketball court. Down at the covert giant stadium. I've heard you get a few shots in before I got home and no you will there's no one here it's just me the basketball and my runners. Are you wearing nothing else? Yeah my tics out and it's wobbling around every time I dribble around.

Sam Lingham just said, so where did you see that? I'm just, I just, how many of you guys, did I just saw Sam Liam try to join our podcast from his house? So the people that aren't watching this visually and just listening to the audio, we're on a Facebook chat, Sam Liam, one of the writers of Auntie Dina, someone who we all collectively don't like very much, just popped up onto the screen, popped up onto the screen and then disappeared. Should we call Sam and see what they're having there?, I can invite him. Do you want me to invite him? Let's invite Sam and get, I want to get the goss. What's his anger? Sam was doing, why he was, why he was popping in the way. Do you want me to hang around?

Or do you want me to see, I'm all excited. I'm maybe here, nor there, about me. I know. I thought there was a bit of comedic ground in, there is. There is a gaze with this dick out talking about different kinds of past as he likes. That's the one that I want to stop that and call Sam.

No, no, no, no. What I want is I want Andrew Gays to talk Samling him through what he just ruined, which is a great bit about a naked Andrew Gays. With his dick out. Talking to the different types of pastas he likes to cook. That's what I want to do. That is my goal. I think you'll be excited to find out what I call a carbonara. Now, when you're doing a carbonara or whatever, three-pointer?

I'm sure you call it a three-pointer or something. You call it a three-po I'm sure you call it a three pointer. Listen, what I, what I'm not gonna say, what I call a carbonara just yet. I'm gonna wait until our stupid little friend seems here. And then I think you're gonna be very pleasantly surprised. That will be pleasantly.

I'll make our way to me pleasantly surprised. They'll be pleasantly. I'll wait to be pleasantly surprised. I'm very excited to be pleasantly surprised. What I want to know, Gaze, is when you're cooking a cardboard narrow, whatever it is that you call it. I call different kinds of pastors. Shut up! Oh my God. If we were on a basketball court, that'd get you a tick fail. You're in coins of pastors. Shut up! Oh my God.

Now this is my, if we were on a basketball court, that'd get you a tech foul. And one more of those in your ad. Out of the game. I don't want to get a tech foul. I don't want to get a tech foul. We just want you self-conj. What I wanted to know is, Gaze, is that you are making your car with crème.

Oh, I'm making it with all kinds of things, mate. Garlic, onions, a little bit of pen cheddar, but no cream, just that's great. I like to cook up and make the pasta really get all those garlic and onions in it, and then I just put the egg on at the end, and it's just that little bit of heat makes it cook fantastic.

And if we're lucky,'re more than a little bit of Parmesan too. That's very exciting. That's the three-pointer. That's why it's Zach. What's this? You've been listening. Come on man we just did we'll pay attention dude step on. I'm trying to get Sam in on the podcast. Fuck it. I'm going to be messaging him. It's me broding here. I think Sam is there.

I'm going to be in. Did Sam join? Hello, Sam. Hey, how you doing? Great, Sam. Now, wait, before you join, because there's a visual element to this, can you also call us on Facebook chatting, the group Facebook chat, but then put your microphone on mute

on the Facebook chat. I recommend calling on a different device. This is a lot of work and it's quite stressful and it's slowing the podcast down, but I think it's worth it. I think so there is there's the Sam Lingham have you muted? You just don't know that Facebook chat Sam. Sam you sound beautiful. It sounds like he's done all the right things. Okay, great. Yes, I'm trying to keep it up, but Sam I just want to make sure Your I keep it up, but Sam now

We're using Zencast to connect because we're all in different houses Yeah, now you've called on Zencast at Tom, are we okay that he's come in later? Is that going to be okay from the record? Okay, great. Very funny though, prank calling and everything. Now Brodon's playing Gaze, and we're not talking about COVID-19. No mention of bar, we haven't mentioned Northern Italy, so if we can keep it, that we don't mention Northern Italy so if we can keep it that we don't mention all the wider than as well Don't mention Northern Italy don't mention COVID and also don't mention flu-like symptoms No, it's no flu-like symptoms unless you've got them

Can we mention a rain nose because that's often a good sign? Oh, what? You've got the common flu. Oh, right. Oh, the common cold. And like COVID, you think instead. COVID just attacks your respiratory system. Isn't that correct?

It doesn't, it just sort of like shuts down your lungs as is my understanding. Yeah, it's quite awful, isn't it? It's really awful. It's horrible. And we're facing one of the worst pandemics. I think maybe the world is ever seen. Well I mean have you seen some of the footage coming out of Northern Italy?

It's, I know it's horrible. It's really really for long. I mean I've had to convince my parents, like my mom in particular, to just stay at home because the chances of her, like if she goes out and then visits my non-na, I'm like, mum, you have to take this so seriously, like you could kill your, like my non-na is a frail old woman, like if she's a woman, I think she's like, she's in her 70s, she's like 75, but she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, what's the evening flu like symptoms? She's not at the moment, but I had to convince her not

to go to a dance, like a social gathering. She was gonna go to a social gathering and then go and visit her mom. And I'm like, are you crazy? Like you could kill Nonna, your actions. I'm like you just have to put your life on pause at the moment, like the rest of the world. You know, it's that thing, you know, you're not a real killer. You're not a real killer. You're not a real killer. You're not a real killer.

You're not a real killer. You're not a real killer. You're not a real killer. You're not a real killer. You're not a real killer. You're not a real killer. You're not a real killer. You're not a real killer.

You're not a real killer. You're not a real killer. Scary, scary times, but that's the reality of it guys. I think we may have let it dip. Did we let it dish here? Yes. Bring it up. Bring it up. All right. So I'm playing Andrew Gaye, Sam. Are you listening, Sam?

OK. Yeah, I was just doing, again, the same. I was just saying, I'm seeing someone. Is that, no? No, that's a big no in podcasting. I know you're at home, but you're actually working right now, and that's important to remember. Even if you're at home, you're doing other work.

I was doing other work, that work ethic. Yeah. Well, this video be going on the, this video is showing Sam being a fucking cunt. Let go on the Antidona Club, all that, will we put that up somewhere else? No, that will be going on the Antidona Club. Right. Yeah, the, the, I'll fuck it,

this is happening visuals. I've got to say. Because remember, we now have over at our Patreon page, if you give us a bit of that fucking money that you're currently unable to earn, that will go to us, and you get some extra bullshit

that will make being in quarantine, maybe that little bit better. I'm gonna go back to Gaisy. Yeah, we'll go back to Gaisy. If Gaisy could avoid mentioning COVID-19 northern Italy and flu-like symptoms. Absolutely. That's the way to keep it up, I think.

If Gaisy could focus on his Wang and pass the recipes and the basketball terminology that he gives to his various pass the recipes, I think that's really going to help keep it up and keep COVID-19 out of them. It's going to take COVID-19, turn it into COVID-0. I don't think that's help. I don't think that's health. I don't think it's a... That is how it works. My friends, that is a specialist in infectious disease. And that's the way he put it to me.

Who? Maggie Luke's father. What do you say? He said that. He said, he said, if we work really hard, we could bring this COVID-19 down to a COVID-0. So Mark, I think the nine that's for more of a different area. That's why he said, yeah, I don't think that's how it works, man. It is. It is. At the moment, it's at the 19th.

If we're not careful, this could go to COVID-20. No. That's why he said to me. That's why he said to me. And so we need to work to get this down to COVID-0. Okay. I'm lying. I'm not lying.

I don't think, look, I'm on the WHO website right now. And there's no information. There is, Mark, there is no information at all about the numbers being denoting there is a lot of information about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston getting back together on the wrong website to begin with Zach you're not gonna get any information that's who weekly please act. What? This is what I've been getting all my COVID-19 information. No, you're only going to get hot takes on whether Brad

and Angela are still fucking. Oh, no. And Jen, Brunn, Jen, and getting back together, that's all you're going to get on who. Oh, no. And we can get the information on how to stop COVID-19 getting to COVID-22 and how to bring it, get that number down. This is, oh no, I've made a terrible mistake. I've got the actual website here, guys. If you want

to go to want some COVID-19 updates, I would like to be able to come back in and gaze in naming different pastors. It's mostly married at first sight stuff. Yeah. Okay. So if you was her hated Vanessa Romito for lying about incriminating... How are they? I think it's completely... it's really uncool that they're still doing this marriage experiment in the midst of all this COVID-19. Like they should be separated and not being near each other. It's not cool. I don't think it's live. Oh, sorry.

Guys, I think the energy is really good here. Okay. Let's go. Yeah, I'm going to name different passes. I'll tell you what name I give them. It's really dint here. Okay. Let's go make a game. Get a break. Okay. All right. Name a different passes and I'll tell you what name I give them. Uh, so sorry, just for clarity.

I'm gazing, it makes pasta dishes. Which is a little bit tough. Sorry, gazing. Can I just ask, can you cut the music for a sec Tom? Has it been tough getting pasta? Yeah. Yeah. You making it fresh from home. I mean, because I even know like getting flowering eggs is difficult. I stopped par with like another like a, I went there and stuck in right there. I got, I got, I went every coals

in a square square 400 kilometer radius Money you can't how do you think I stay so? Filt from a basketball games You know why you stuck it up that's fucking awful No, no, no, KZ Tom Tom. Tom? Yes. Get that music up. All right, baby. Spaghetti and meatballs. Dribbling. Kedara. Run and Jordans.

Spaghetti, alavongoli! Sure, colonise! Singwitz, minestrone soup! Spalding! Keep going, keep going, stop! Observe that as Eric Jordan's Richie out of it. Hey, Nupoli. Adam Silva.

Lasagna. Adam Silva's the CEO of the NBA. Sonja's a good one, Tom. I'm really excited to hear about Lasagna. Lasagna, I co-elect to hear about lasagna. Lasagna. I call that the behind the backpast. I just just the context. Yeah. What I have it I plant lasagna like a

a cool vegetarian behind the backpast. I feel scolapagny. Under fives. It's in Underfives basketball. Yeah. Guys. Yeah. Stop the music, Tom.

Stop the music. Cut the music. It's funny. Sooner you're talking with you guys, feeling a real sense of community, has made me realize what a jerk I was being Putting all that pastor in McGarrage. How much did you get? I get let's put it this way. I'm fine for pasta For how long, Gaze

As long as it takes let's put it that way Gaze, how much, did you stockpile? Let's put it this way. If you want pasta, I can spare some. Well, you should spare it. There are a lot of old people that don't faster on our gaze. My partner, my partner has been going downstairs to the IGA for six days straight and has not been able to get a single bag of pasta every day. Well, I have some, she needs some. Gaze. Gaze, what's in pasta for your partner?

Gaze, I'm going to have a number. You are a rotten bloke. Gaze, and that's right, he's an Australian. And you'll listen to Scott Morrison. His message was loud and clear. I don't call him Scomo. I call him... I call him...

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Kim Basley. Kim Basley. I call the Chicago Bulls. Yeah. Man. Boys, I've realized, why don't this pasta ain't no good? There should be enough pasta for everyone, so everyone can play pasta,

but we'll be there dicks out. Guys, you can have, if you want pasta, let me know and I'll deliver pasta straight to your house. Great. That's a very great ending. Boy, I'm going to go now. I'll I'll see you later I'm just gonna hang up on the Facebook. All right. Bye bye Thank God I've finally gotten away from those losers. No Zac you're still we can

Fill here you through Zencaster. I hate those losers Let's see what you really thinks about us. Oh, he can't hear us, but we can hear us, but we can hear him. Now that I've hung up on the Facebook, and I can't think of anything else that I've set up needs to be hung up, I'm just gonna talk about how I think

they're all the bunch of losers. Even though that can't hear us, I hope that he remembers that he can't close the Zencaster window, because that will fuck up the recording So I hope he remembers that Yeah, I remember that Hey, I just I'm gonna say I'm so glad that I'm now hung up on Broden Loser with red hair. Oh

My god loser with red hair. Oh my god. No, that doesn't really think that. And I think Mark is a big loser. He's a loser with a big nose. That's actually quite hurtful. I don't know if he can actually, if he knows what he's saying here, but that is actually, I'm quite sensitive about my nose. And that Tom, he's a big loser. He's such a loser with his stupid dubstep. I don't get my... I don't get my... I don't get my...

I don't get Sam. This is going to be shit. He's going to fucking destroy them. He's going to fucking destroy them. Don't let me get started on Sam. He looks a bit like Josh Hartnet. Well, that's a bit like compliment, right? He's Josh Hartnet's very handsome.

Oh, no. I hate all those losers. Actually, I might just call Libby Gordon to get up to. Hartnet. I might just call libidance. Just, just, just, just, heartnet. Hey guys, you're all my best friend. Turn yourself on mute.

You gotta mute it. Hey guys, you're all my best friends. Hey, has anyone ever called you two-faced? That's a name they've got for you down at the MCU I hear. Why am I in two face? What are you talking about? We do. Everything is said. Because of your naive understanding of technology, you misunderstood. And we heard, I heard you call me redhead.

I know. You actually think nose. Do you actually think I have a big me redhead. Oh no. You actually think nose. Do you actually think I have a big nose? Because no. That was really upsetting. Oh my no. You were a stovol. You said that Sam looks like Josh Hartnett.

The guy from Pearl Harbor. Oh. And what else is it, black walker down? Oh no. Sam, if you're just tuning in for the first time, Sam writes with this, he's not a performer and he does look a little like Josh Hartnett. Tom, does all of our music? No one knows who Josh Hartnett is. I knew who Josh Hartnett is.

I know who Josh Hartnett is. I know who Josh Hartnett is. Do you know who Josh Hartnett is or did you have to Google it? I had to Google him. I know he's face now. He's the hot guy from Virgin Suicides. Yeah, very handsome man, that's look a lot like Sam. I thought Sam.

Sam you are very beautiful. Okay. Anytime you want to come around my house and piss on me, it's totally fine, even if you co-vide positive because from what I hear you cannot contract it from other people's urine. But that's still close contact, you might still get the droplets marked. Not if he's doing it from four meters away. Okay. I don't know if I could piss that far.

No, obviously we would get a tube. We'd get you to piss into a funnel. You got a tube? A lot of touching. Yeah, I gave the tubes. You got heaps good, because the shops are shut and soon. So you're going to get that tube, I said. I was giving her a fuck up on tubes. That was the first thing I went out and bought. So that's the end of the podcast.

Thank God. Do fucking, don't go near anyone. You fucking don't. Don't fucking stay fucking home. For the love of God. Please. Please. Not about you.

It's about your Nana. Don't go and visit my nonna. Please. It's not about Mark's nonna. It's about your Nana. One of my nonna's has dementia. She doesn't know what the fuck's going on. And she's probably dead to be... To actually go out to say it.

Dimension on this probably gonna die. But other non-ner who's got her shit together. She's probably gonna die, Broden. And I've accepted this. It's very sad. Well, she's not going out. What? She's not going out. If she did, she wouldn't know what the fuck was going on anyway she'd be like she's got heavy very very dimension so she'll be right she'll be right mate she'll probably be all

right but other none that knows what's going on don't go don't go visit none the please oh there's a mark's not, you can go anywhere you want, you can go to the movie. No! No! I said, no, no. Don't go anywhere, just stay in the fucking home. Look at us, we're staying home, I'm doing my podcast from bed. You know, it's not all bad. A lot of people go in and know the nidally, but I'm doing my podcast from bed. I've had to imagine everything as I can.

I'm losing to come. We're on the break of another great depression, but I get to do my podcast from bed. So that's not too bad. It's a lot of some of them down. I know it's not going to happen to me. All my friends in comedy and hospitality and the cinema I used to work in a cinema.

They're fucked, but I get to do my podcast from bed, so that's not too bad, is it? I will say that we apologize for the technical issues that are probably going to come up, but this is better than nothing we thought. Yeah, and this is the thing. This is the thing this is the thing um we were thinking about it we were like should we maybe stop doing the podcast should we should we cancel the podcast at least until we can get in a room together but we thought no while you're getting that public transport to the cinema or to use big games you need to listen to no no no it's, no, what? You are being, you are encouraging our listeners

to go into public spaces. Can I just be very clear that I'm being sarcastic? I think that's important at this time to say, I am, I am, I am social distancing and we are all doing this from home and don't listen to my jokes. And if you look back on this footage, you will see that I never touch my face. Mm. I don't know to my jokes. And if you look back on this footage, you'll see that I never touch my face. I don't know if I do.

I can't. I say 100% have about seven times. Oh, really? If you look back at the footage, if you're a member of the club, the auntie don't a club and you watch the visual, you'll see that I wash my hands for 20 seconds. You're doing this? You're doing one of these?

I do this. Guys, can we all do our best hand washing? This is only... So if you want to see how you should be washing your hands visually... Put some music on Tom. Put some music on Tom. You have to go and pay $ dollars and 90 cents funny because sex But this is how we will be washing our hands and this is I think a good farewell to everyone

We'll see you next week No Sam no Sam no putting his hands in his mouth Man, we'll see you next week when we are all By law required to not move. And also, if you want to know how to wash your hands properly, you want to see what you're actually doing, wash your hands with paint first, because from what I hear, that'll give you a visual representation of where you're not washing. So wash your hands with paint to get an idea of what you're doing wrong.

I don't understand that. So, so this, there was a video that went around as is my understanding of someone going, look at what you're not doing. Like when you wash your hands with soap, this is what a lot of people aren't doing and we're going to visualize that with, with paint. With paint. Because of course, with soap soap it creates suds which are invisible so you can't actually see. So they did it with paint to be like look I'm

not getting all the bits of my hands I did it with paint as a visual representation which I thought was silly because you can see the soap when you wash your hands with soap anyway. That's why it's so better than that Sam's washing his hands. I would cast it. Oh, this is raw. This is not good. This is who we are now. Thank you so much for listening to the Antidona podcast, everyone.

Broden, thanks for joining us from National High Salation. Mark, thank you for joining us from self-isolation. You're welcome. Tom, your immunocompromised, please look after yourself. Sam, thank you for joining us in the latter half. This has been the Zacharwayne podcast. I'm cool with that. That's fine. That's all right. Does that mean I don't have to do this next week? No, you're going to be a guest every time. Fuck. This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network.

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