Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 186 - A Harry Potter Fan And The Rock!!!

Episode Date: April 7, 2020

This week Mark gets to talk to a real life Harry Potter fan and The Rock!!! Patreon.com/auntydonna haventyoudonewell.com Auntydonna.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Hello and welcome to the Anti-Donna podcast. Now we have a lot of new listeners because people are stuck at home or cooked up in their homes. But we've got a lot of, we've got some, so for anyone who's new, let me just introduce you to the Aunty Donna podcast. We of course do, we talk about hot topics, things that are going on in the news, and of course, every now and then we have some very, very special guests, and today we have two of the most special guests I think maybe we've ever had on this podcast.

One is an absolute superstar, you may have heard of them before, who knows. It is a Harry Potter fan who hasn't watched the films or read the books, how are you today? With a thousand crumpled trumples to you on this magical day. Oh, it's wonderful to be here and if we're lucky, we might win a few morsel puzzles. What? I will win a few morsel puzzles, helloies. My name's Lim Chinchy and I'm a big Harry Potter fan, but I've not read the books nor have I seen the movies. And what is your favourite Harry Potter book or movie?

Oh silly dover, I've not read any of them but I will say this, Riddledy's Spiddley Pooh. So Riddledy's 10, so what is it exactly? What is it exactly you're a fan of? I'm just a big fan of the general energy of the Fev the franchise. Oh, isn't it funny to have a little piddly pop or to go and see a dragon fly through the sky? I think they're a dragon, they're a dragon. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Maybe you have seen them. Look, when I first developed this character, I wasn't quite sure where we'd go. All I had was the non-sensical words, like a scamchy-pamchy or give me a fruitful house. Okay, I'm here. I feel that there's not much beyond this one sentence. Well, we will definitely find out as the podcast does go for sometimes upwards of an hour.

We also have another wonderful, wonderful guest. Now, you may know them from films and the TV. It's of course Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Dwayne the Rock Johnson, are you there? Yeah I'm here and I've got to say can I can you smell the cooking? Pardon? I'm here to say can you smell the cooking because I'm gonna whoop your bottom. Okay. this sounds like he's going to get a visit from Snorlog. The Snorlog.

Snorlog. Snorlog. Oh, he's a nasty little teacher who'd come into your house and get his wand and stick it up your asshole. Are you ex-hands? Oh, sorry, go, Duane the Rock Johnson. I was gonna say, I've been in them. I'm here promoting my new movie, Jungle Cruise.

It's a big contract. I signed a big contract, but I've worked really hard with my production company and my ex-wife. And we've put it together. And if you work, if you're the hardest boy in the room, you get to be the hardest boy in the room. And everyone, I go to the gym for four, four, five hours a day. Yes, I will imagine you'd be quite fit after that. Dwayne the Rock Johnson, have you seen

any of the Harry Potter films? I'm vaguely familiar with them. We have someone on the line here who hasn't watched any of them or read any of the books but is a big Harry Potter fan. What are your thoughts on the Harry Potter franchise, the Wayne the Rock Johnson? So I was in the Fast Five, which is a movie about room from cars. Yes. It's a little bit like a Harry Potter

being instead of magical ones. Like I'm from from cars. Ah. They've room around. But then this candy bottom boy Vin Diesel wasn't professional So I called him out on Instagram. I said you guys stop being a candy bottom Well, what it sounds like to me is that you're aware of the behind-the-scenes drama of the Fast and the Furious franchise But haven't actually seen any of the films yourself

They make they make it more about like espionage now. So you see me about room rooms, but then I came on board. I play a police officer. I go daddy's go go work and I make my big muscles cabbage fights where you fly around in the sky and throw metal balls and win the crackstucks end What really good idea? You could be in Whiffle Tuff House or the Whiffle Tuff House is where all the sleepy boys go Oh, and those sleepy boys. They'll always get Harry Potter's What I'd I'd happily be in that movie from you. That's a really good pitch. I'd love for you to come to my ex-wife's and me's production company is called Seven Dollars.

Because when I started, I only had seven dollars in my pocket and then I did wrestles and then I won them. And I started as a baddie but then they cheered for me. This is all legit facts about the man Twain the Rock Johnson. He did start a production company with his ex-wife. What was he? A heightened version of the rock. He's saying literally facts. It makes me think it is the rock. You've got to be the hardest boy in the room.

You've got to be very hard. Everyone else is not hard. And you've got to be the hardest boy in the room. And you know, when I make movies, like I make ones in Hawaii about the cruising through the jungle. And it's very hot there. And they don't have gyms there and I signed a big contract, the biggest contract in my whole career and I said I

only do the movie if you build me two gyms so I've got two gyms and what do they want to make crystal palace? What? Why do you need two gyms? I'm for my leg. He's a one for my arms. Oh, that seems excessive. I call it my crystal palace. Harry Potter It kind of sounds like the fortress He calls it the crystal palace He has a name for it like Superman's fortress of solitude. Well, I don't know if he calls it then, but I wouldn't put a par-zact to go and find out what he calls you.

What I want to know, Harry Potter fan who hasn't watched the film or read the books, do you not think considering we're all staying at home and we're all in, well, I'm Italian by the way. I just wanted to make that clear. Nothing to do with anything else. Just wanted to put that out there. Have you considered that making your Italian, you'd be put into smithle door house. That's a roll of foreign and gold. Is that where they have a, in your version? Oh no, well that doesn't actually happen in Harry Potter, I imagine.

I imagine there's not segregation. You need to learn about Harry Potter. Here's the first thing you need to know. You don't know. Without that. Within the house of Julie Andrews, which is where they all live when they go to school, everyone's divided into four different groups. Okay. A little baseball hat tells which ones. And the four houses are white people. That's the whole thing. And then there's

three other ones. And then at the end of the year you must win the Cornish crack souls and then that's when our hero Harry Potter finds out who's whittledy dams he'll be taking home for Christmas. Do you not? Is there a villain in your version of Harry Potter? Oh there's a nasty man. There's a nasty man. Those are the men they call live Shriver. Oh, live Shriver's a nasty nasty man. His face is on the back of his head. I've seen little bits here or there. You've seen bits and pieces, haven't you?

It feels like if you're stitching the bits and pieces. Here's the things I've done. I saw the first movie when I was in year seven. I went to Universal Pictures and I went walked through. Okay. I saw Swiss Army man. And which just stars someone from Harry Potter. Do I see a rock Johnson?

I mean, yeah, it's got a, what's his name? Harry Bickmore, what's his name? Harry Dwightmore. What is his name? Harry Potter, what's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his fucking name?

Harry Potter. Harry Potter fan, and I'll tell you, Harry Potter is played by a British actor, no, no, only as Harry Bigmore. What's this fucking name? Oh, Bigmore. I forgot his name. I forgot his name.

I forgot Harry Bigmore. I can't. Twain, Twain, Twain, his name. Twain the Rock Johnson. Now you have a new film coming out. I don't, were you talking earlier, were you making fun of jungle crews or Jumanji welcome to the jungle?

So that's a really good question, Mark. You have two jungle themed films coming out. I'm glad we're moving in jungles. I'm proud of them. So I, so with the, when I make $7 productions, I fly in a big little private jet from here to work. I'm hard worker. Yes. So I've got a little daughter and she's got to wash her hands and I sing Moana rap because

I'm from Moana. I was watching Moana and I said, this is a good cartoon. I love cartoons, by the way. And I was watching Moana, and I thought, that man sounds just like me, and he does a little rap. And then my ex-wife, who I run, $7 production swift said,

rock, remember when you went and recorded all those lines, they take your voice, and they put it on the pictures. So that was me. So you didn't know, you didn't know when you went it. So let me get this straight. When you went in to Disney. When you went into Disney, I imagine. No, you're musly.

He's fat. Yeah, but the person in the movie that I too is fat, but I'm musly. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you understand that it's not supposed to be a true representation of you. I know I said this fat man's fun, and then my ex-wife said, rock, this is you. I need to go back for a second.

I need to go back for a second. What I'm struggling to understand is, when you. I'm not going to let you guys know. I'm not going to let you guys know. I'm not going to let you guys know. I'm not going to let you guys know. I'm not going to let you guys know. I'm not going to let you guys know. I'm not going to let you guys know. I'm not going to let you guys know.

I'm not going to let you guys know. I'm not going to let you guys know. I'm not going to let you guys know. I'm not going to let you guys know. I'm not going to let you guys know. I'm not going to let you guys know. I'm not going to let you guys know. Yeah, you weren't oh they've used my Dialogue that I recorded in the film you were like that surprising that that character sounds like me And then your wife had to re-explain that when you went why What it why he's still hanging out with her that can't be good for you So we've got a production company and I'm very hard working and I go from when I go to shoot movies I go in a jet airplane but then I come back and I drop in a big truck car and then

I'm going to go to the beach if you were a witch you'd fly around the world on a brood stick I can't figure out which of you two can see more facts I can't figure out which of you two can see more fucked If I was a witch I would do a spell on my Crash at school. Oh That would be called what if that would be called the sledge Lume Joe that happens in Harry put You can only you can only I would know

in Harry Potter. You can only, you can only, I would know. That happens. Does that happen? Does that happen? Have Dwayne the Rock Johnson, have you seen Harry Potter? Yeah, I watched it with my best friend. Your best, Michael. Yeah, it's my best friend from school. And we went to watch it after school. And I got a takshop order and I got a gym doughnuts and we didn't eat our gym doughnuts at lunch.

We waited until we went and watched it. At school? No, we watched it in the movies. Okay, but you got your takshop order from school. Yeah, I'm mostly. Yeah, some witches wear hats when they fly around and they like having cats as pets. Well, I think that's true.

I think that's, I think that happens in Harry Potter. And they make... I've got a... For a thousand little children like Newt and I of a, I've us for snake. And then they make sp spells in cauldrons. Are you know more about Harry Potter than I think you're letting on? I've not seen any of the films. If I am, if any of what I'm saying is correlating to those books

that that's incredible because of coincidence. Listen, listen, I hate Snape listen I got Snape Snape to character in the movie Snape is played by what's his name uh Richard Ruck is played by Alan Rickman that's it Alan Rickman he's played by someone. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. What have you been... We're all in isolation. Listen, I've got a scrim. I've got a scrim. I've got a meeting with $7 productions.

And I'm thinking of getting back into wrestling, going into that wrestling ring and saying, who smells what I'm cooking? So I've got a scram. Thank you so much for your time. Wait, where's the show you're having you on? I've got a fly in my jet plane to my ex-wife's meeting. He hasn't even talked about your ex-wife. She's my boss.

She's my production company. It's the end of the process. No, I'm making you gym shorts. I've got to make a new gym shorts to sell from the little, from the underboys. And they sell, I may, I, they show me different gym shorts. I go that one and then they sell it and say, I designed it. I hope I have a big meeting.

I hate you doing the rock Johnson. I hate you. You are a wizard. I was used to be in Hufflepuff House, I reckon. That's that's from Harry Potter Okay, I don't know I don't know Goodbye to end the rock Johnson No, it's just you and me here. Why don't you break fuck? I'm like the fuck you. Just like they do in Harry Potter.

No, I don't want to do that in Harry Potter. It's very sexless. Every Friday night in Harry Potter land, they fuck. There's a bit of love, but there's not a lot of fucking, you're switching back and forth between knowing what happened in the films and not. What I'm asking you is, if you're such a fit, how do I do different franchise? What I want to know is, what I want asking you is, if you're such a fit, hold on different franchise, what I wanna know is,

what I wanna know is, you're in isolation, there's not a lot to do, don't you think now is the perfect time to watch the Harry Potter movies and read the Harry Potter books? Absolutely, if I didn't have, if I only had more time, wait a minute, a magic spell, a spell should do it. Well, I will do a spell called the

I'll call it the magic spell of crumple horn snorkecks what I don't know but that is if that's supposed to be an actual reference to the show I can't confirm or deny that because I've heard you... I've heard you're looking up something on your computer. I heard you typing away your computer. It's not a dream, so I guess. I don't have a computer. All I have is...

...widdles of pifflety puff. Can I tell you what I've been? Flams of... I've trampoline poop. What have you been doing, Mark? In isolation, I've been doing lots of fun. I've obviously been talking to cool people like yourself and Dwayne the Rock Johnson. And we should have it. We will be having another guest shortly.

But I've been experimenting with X-Lax. Have you ever taken any X-Lax? Well, I don't know. That sounds like a magical, magical lexative. Am I on the right? It's a... Yeah, it's a laxative. Recommended doses too. I've been taken for and seen what happens. It's a logical lexative. Am I on the right? Yeah, it's a lexative.

Recommend that dose is two. I've been taken four and seen what happens. Why are you doing that four? I can only tell. I mean, I mean, isolation, I don't know. It's like, it's just chocolate at the end of the day, it is chocolate. No, at the end of the day, Mark, listen, listen Mark, you're having a lot of water with that. It's not, no, it's been, water haven't been, water is the most magical trick. Water is the most magical trick available out there because it makes sure you don't dehydrate

and die, particularly when you're taking four laxatives a day, I don't know why you would do that. Because there's nothing else to do. There's, I have nothing else to do. It's just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just,

I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just,

I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, it's just a bit of fun. This is legit, legit, I have legit, I went to take some, I felt a little backed up, recommended those was two. I was like, what I did in America was much worse, which was I was having a sick tum. I took some Pepto Bismol,

but then I read that the Pepto Bismol was anti-diarrhea and didn't have diarrhea. So then I took laxatives to counter the anti-diarrhea. I was trying to take it and it got... You're going to die in the next 40 minutes. And then it really, it just completely fucked me up. And the laxit, and then I was on something that had a drowsy effect as well.

I was on some... And so then I was... Oh, someone gave youping powder, perhaps. Yeah, so then I took a red bull to sort of counter-atter after that. Oh, Jesus Christ. You're going to fucking kill yourself. And it's just this, I kept adding things that you get from a drugstore to try and level everything out to get to this, to get this place of normal sea.

I've written down 10 things you can do instead of trying to take as many laxatives in a day as possible. Would you like a hero? Yeah, I think so. And then I'm sorry Mark, this is Zach, I'm just coming in. Once you've done with that list, we've got the next guest. So if you want to introduce to them after that list, that'll be great. Graham, very excited to introduce this.

Let's stop the podcast because I've got 10 things written down. That are very, very funny, very funny indeed. OK. I'm going to read out to all of you now, you lucky Whiffle Puffs. Number one, you could read an anche and then you will have a you will have the power of the bumblebee number one is an anche.

You've got to read the novels mark number two you haven't read the novels number two Harmer handkerid number three just cast a wicked needle puff number four land your horse or cross on an old needle John number five ride the horse Number six. Number six. Whittle and old, new. Whittle and old, noodle. Whittle and old, noodle. Number seven. My goodness. Speak to a nudge.

Number eight. Uh-huh. Number eight. I can't wait for this to be over. Fucking government. Hint on a... Hint on a cinnamon dust biscuit. Okay. Number 9.

Ward off evil spirits from the Northern Realm. Number 10. Wank. Your knuffle. That is... Then, Wank, your knuffle. That is, it's Wank, it's Wank, it's Wank, the same as Wank, it's Wank in this world, the same as Wank.

Oh, my word. It's a mark. The world of Harry Potter is different from the one you and I know. Okay, in what ways? Well, Wanking is a very different thing Mark. Explain that you use a lot more head. What? It's much more, you use a lot more of the head. Mark. So you don't, you don't hold it so much in the... You don't have sensitive bit behind your willy. Yeah. At the top of your penis.

Well, I think that depends on whether you have been there. So in Harry Potter, it's almost exclusively, you loop up your hand and it's almost exclusively head. Like, some of you go. That's exclusively the head of the dick. 10,000 little chops to your house, whittles tops. So do you just sort of do that,

do you just sort of just rub the top around in circles? I don't want you to be like, I can't quite remember. Yeah, what do you do? What do you do Harry Potter? Pull the shaft like that until ee. But that's more what happens. That's what the muggles do. Muggles pull the shaft.

She goes into it a lot in book six. All the characters, like Wizards, they loop up their hand and they just mostly, like, they play with the head of their dick like it's a ball. Could you not cast a spell to just make yourself come? You could, but it's not as good as the head, the headwanking, is they. Harry Potter! Harry Potter. So thank you so much for the list.

It was very exciting put a heavy potter Shut up. We have a new guest. We have a guest now. I don't know who this guest is It's a random place and Harry Potter music really bump up this character really. I don't think he cares I think he's gonna do it in a post All right, but we have a Harry Potter themed guess. Is my guess? Let's welcome them to the stage. It's... It's...

Harry Bickmore! It's Harry Bickmore. It's Harry Bickmore. It's Harry Bickmore. It's Harry Bickmore. Wow! Harry Bickmore! What is the gun's name? It's Harry Bickmore. Wow! What is the god's name? It's me.

I was here! Let me tell you a little bit about me. I'm Harry Bickmore. The point was that I lived under... I lived under the stairs. For the past 12 years of my life. I knew I was different, but I thought that was my nasty uncle and auntie. One day I received a letter and was visited by a man named Rose.

Oh my God. Rose said he had an opportunity for me. I was not just a boy that lived under the carpet, but rather a humorous news reader on the program, Rove Live. And that's when my adventure started for I and the boy who lived on Rove Live. But there's what they don't understand.

That sounds like you're the fictional character. Wow, do you have that? That sounds like you're the three to the world. Are you that, isn't Harry Bick more the actor who plays Harry Potter? No, I'm a magical man and boy was it. And also, a longstanding host of Channel 10's The Project in Australia Which makes it easier to play the human I cannot think of this motherfucker's name

What? In the world of Harry Potter written by Julianne Drews Harry Potter is played by an actor, workers of a mystical or spell And that actor's name is Harry Bickmore. Right. So if you're a little bit confused and maybe you're an international listener in Australia, there's a television show called The Project. It's not like the Daily Show, it's news, but hosted by comedians, so they oscillate between very serious news and fun jokes on a panel setting. One of the hosts is a lady named Carrie Bigmore.

Oh, there's also a man named a boy, a character in the Harry Potter books called Harry Potter. So what part's done? It's trying to find the name for Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel Radcliffe! The time after that plays Harry Potter. Instead of thinking of baby what his name could be, or even googling it because we're all on a computer right now to record this podcast in isolation.

Instead combined the name of the character that the actor played with the woman that hosts a panachametic panel new show on channel 10, Carrie Bigmore. So I I am Harry Bigmore. Let me tell you about me. My parents were killed by Voldemort, but also I read the news. Well, Harry Bickmore, it's so great to hear how are you handling doing the project as both a magical entity and having to stay 1.5 meters away from your other co-hosts that include Susie Yusuf and Tommy Little.

So you're thinking of Carrie Bickmore, right? Oh God, you just said that this character was on the project. Yes, she was, but she retired from the project two years ago to the feet of Zepfoldermore. Oh, it's exciting. Harry Potter fan. You haven't watched the films always. Please call me by my first name, which is? I said it quite early but I forget what I said. I can't, I don't think you did. My name is Tony Madra. I'm Tony Madra I love Harry Potter, but I can't read or see.

Oh no, are you, is that a disability? Yes Mark, I'm blind, there's a bat, a spooky bat, who sleeps, who leaves liquorice at everyone's door at Easter. If you're not looking, you might get a liquorice from Billy Bat Harry Potter's best friend. Oh, I think we have Dwayne the Rock Johnson's back, back on the line to respond to your ideas, your thoughts on having liquorice left on your door at Easter Dwayne? Let me tell you something. Yes, I'm a professional actor now. I'm even a progenitor. I just responded to the questions. Yes, I've got to tell you something though. I have two gyms, they built me two gyms so I can be as mostly as I want and I'm very mushy. But I just want to say that if

you want the licorice things then get ready to open a can of whoop bottom because I'm going to whoop your bottom. You can smell what I'm cooking. It's a whoop a can of whoop bottom. Thank you so much for coming back on the show, Duane the Rock Johnson, for letting us know about the can of whoop bottom. $7 all I had. What? Now I, hey, do you guys want to hear about cheat meals?

On, okay. So I have to eat very strict diet like chicken breasts and star buns, yucky because I'm mussely but yeah, Friday I get to have pizza or sushi. I get to have takeaway every Friday. My favorite cheat meal is a naughty jelly bean from the hills of My favorite cheat meal is a naughty jelly bean from the hills of the Grand Pians. It can make you run really fast. The Grand Pians are a part of the Harry Potter world that you're unaware of. Yes, yes, yes, Mark. Okay.

Alright. Guys, this has been, you know what? I've had a lot of fun. Have you? On today's podcast. You've got to bring it all back, make it all come to it, make it all work. Make it all work. Make it all work. You've got to bring it together, you've got to bring the podcast together.

Like I bring together my whole team to sell my, I do good in China. I hate you. I'm proud of do good in China. I hate you. I'm afraid I'll do a good in China. I just stay on one fucking thought stream. Can't answer a question. Can't answer a question. Did you know that I'm the fronest I get takeaways? Yes. So because I'm so much social pizza. Sometimes I even have my sometimes I... Sometimes I'm gonna have a sip of whiskey. Okay. Mark, it's your job to try and make this

wheezy, be wacky characters come back in a clever way at the ending. Well, well, look. Um, I would love to see a film where, uh, uh, the way in the rock Johnson, you're in it and Harry the Potter Fan. Harry the Potter Fan, you're as a watcher, shut up. I am, that's my name now. Shut up. Remember all along.

How could I have forgotten? I must have been put under a memory spell my name is Harry the Potter fan which is a coincidence is it not because I love Harry Potter and it all tied together And it all tied together. Wow. That's amazing. That's amazing. It just happened just then. Didn't you feel it?

That was incredible. Hi, it's Broden Kelly here. I was playing Harry the Potter fan. Mark an incredible job at bringing that all together. Zach, you're the rock. Yeah, I'm the rock. And I'm sorry. What I get to do is, because I have to eat chicken

for every day to be mushy. They let me have takeaway on the side. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I've got a punch right. Shut the fuck up. I'm so excited to bring Black Adam to the screen.

It's a different vision for me because he's a baddie. And I'm so excited to bring him to the screen. All right, I'm sure he'll be a goodie by the end of the first movie. I'm sure Dwayne the Rock Johnson won't be able to handle being a villain for more than half a movie or three quarters of a movie. That's my guess. Mark, you did a great job of running point. You touched a good job, Mark. Thank you so much. I appreciate that. I had a fluffy coffee,

so I'm really on edge because there was a lot of coffee in it. I saw you, girlfriend, make it on her Instagram story. After you drank her, I then watched the Instagram story. I you drank her, then watch the Instagram stories. I fuck, there's a lot of coffee in that. There's so much fucking coffee in it, and I'm legitimately shaking. Mark gets the shit-sweetie drinks too much coffee is what I thought.

I do. And he's had four laxatives today. Four laxatives. Yesterday, yesterday was like, well, I'll tell you what, it kept the day pretty interesting, but I'll make it to definitely filled the day with a lot of activity. Could you please on the Antidona Club keep people up to date with your stools? I will. And if you want to hear about my stools, head over to patreon.com slash anti-donna become a member of

The anti-donna club where you get bonus podcasts and extra shit That and check it out really extra shit Looks literally now extra shit. I want to thank my guests Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Pixel the Zachary. It's very serious, in all seriousness though, that wasn't Dwain the Rock Johnson, and it wasn't Harry Beacon, or that was actually me, Zachary Wade.

Zachary Wade. I'm a character actor, much like all the members of Antagonia, so if this is the first time you're tuning in, that wasn't really a Harry Potter fan that had never seen Harry Potter. That wasn't Dwayne the Rock Johnson. That was just acting. So it wasn't Mark. It's what we do. It's what we do. It wasn't, yes, it wasn't Mark. It was a man who for some reason loves to give himself constant bell issues. That's a different person. I'm playing a character. But that is what we do here on the Antidona podcast. We fuck around. We do goose, we do gags, we try and trip each other up.

It's really fun. It's a lot of fun. Zach, why aren't you just putting on your video? So for those listening at home, Zach, why aren't you just putting on your video? So for those listening at home, I can't even go into it. Can't even go into it. It's too hard to explain. It's not worth it. All I can say is that we've filmed this.

That's all I'm gonna say. Check it out. Fuck. I've, it's gone off the rails. Thank you so much for listening. I wanna thank, I wanna thank you. I'm gonna take your home. Thank you so much for listening. I want to make a character on a plane. Oh God, alright just click. Just a quick character on a plane. It's when you character. Do you mind if I play a new character? No. Here I come. It's me, Brody and Kelly. It's Brody and Kelly.

Brody and Kelly, man, beam. It's Brody and Kelly, man, beam from the popular anti-donna series 1999. Man, beam, thank you so much for coming on. It's been a pleasure having you. We have to go. We have to go. Yeah, we have to go. We've run out of time. Sorry, I've got one more character I want to add. Oh my god. But why don't you do it?

We sit around and play what? Just one more character? Yes. Just one character? Is that okay? It's all right if I don't. Go. I'll go. Hurry up. Just one just one character is that okay. It's alright if I don't go hurry out All right, this is a little character. I like to call Aunty Donna's apology post from a few months ago when we apologize for not releasing content and you're a character Yeah, I'm a character. So just for context a few months ago, people getting mad, we weren't releasing content. So we released the post explaining that we were busy

working on some fun stuff and on that character. What are you going to have you on? Do you have a penis? Is a character? Do you know, I'm a character? Do you go to a unique food? Yes, they're a unique. Like the master of whispers, they are a unique. I'm a unique, but I do eat food. My favorite food is cheeses. So you have a digestive system. If I have a digestive system, I have a bottom.

I have a hole where the urine comes out. I need to have something to eat. There's so much caffeine coursing through my veins right now, I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack. And I just found out. It's some reason, yeah. I just found out that our posts are taking on lives of their own.

And they have to run digestive systems. Just big apologies that we put out of social media. I can't handle it. I feel like this needs a whole behalf out to pick apart. I need to put something in my stomach to counter this. Otherwise, I'm going to be having pepdo bismole. I'm going to be like, I need to do something. I'm going, I'm legitimately feel like I'm going to have a heart attack. I can't explain to you how much of this is fucking me up.

And the constant adding of new characters that like the 40 minute mark of this podcast is giving me genuine anxiety. I got it. It's boiled over. I have boiled over. I need someone, needs to bring this to a close. I'm not in a place mentally to be able to do it

because I don't want to say no to offers. I think the offers are very funny. I know we've been in this for a long time. I know who can bring this to a close. Okay. All right. Please, please end this for me. Bringing the antidone of podcasts to a close.

It is the one, the only, the commando at a formal event. The commando from the biggest loser, the Australian series, the biggest loser, though in fact people went on the TV and were told to lose weight. He was the guy who came in and whipped them into shape. His name, he went by was commando Um, and you are him

Yeah, it's me the commando. I'm here to help you shed those pounds with a zero sugar diet and eight hours of exercise a day My ex Michelle and me are going on formal event over at a nice suit, and I'm going to say thank you so much. Bro, to take control, please. I was shooting into the Arty-Dotta podcast. If you want to support the Arty-Dotta boys, get off the sugar, get on the ropes, and maybe jump on their Patreon. If you say, I am the commander.

I am the commander, though. Do you have a digestive system? Yeah, mate, I do. But that digestive system only has letters and no sugar go through it. I eat healthy. Of course he has a digestive system, Broden. He's a real person. Oh, you are such a good, you are such a good Broden, Kelly.

You're such a good, you are such a good product, Kelly. You're such a good. Let me tell you. And, and wow, what a great end to that. It's done a podcast. That is amazing. That it all tied together in such a fruitful way and satisfying for all the guests and the host and Tom is with us and we've had such a fun time. Guys, that's all the time we have. That's all the time we have. Oh, I'm not the commando. Oh, who are you? Are you now shutted

for our coal power station, Hazelwood? All right. Okay, so now Zach has become a coal power station, a literal coal power station. I'm a coal power station from Zach's home town, the Villachrome Valley. And anyway, thanks for's hometown of the Lichro Valley. And anyway, thanks for having me on the podcast for this by far. Thank you so much now closed power station.

It has been so much fun. You just try and I can't, I fucking try and... No one's helping me, can't just shut up. It's the end of the 40 minutes. I've got to find we need you to wrap it up man. I'm gonna buy a knife that's 1.5 meters long, so I can continue to do social isolation and still slit your fucking throat. Now you can only just tell me how can you slit my throat. For I am the elephant graveyard from 1994, the Lion King.

Oh, okay. Thanks so much for listening. Go to the Antidonoclub. Broden's taking control of the ship. Thank you so much for watching and listening. Stay strong, wash those hands. And as we said, the Antidon I'm gonna show this is better than nothing Better than nothing next week I'm broken Goodbye

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